How Not to Write a Cease-and-Desist Letter
In our overly litigious society it seems that many companies are all too happy to fire off a cease-and-desist letter if they see something they don't like. Many times these letters end up online just causing further embarrassment for the company. One such company has decided to try scaring their targets out of this response by including a copyright notice for their cease-and-desist letter. Public Citizen has fielded one of these dumb letters and has invited them to try to assert their cease-and-desist copyright (which isn't even registered).
Don't tell Darl about this.
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There is no registration or notice requirement anymore to assert copyright.
Only read a couple of paragraphs before ceasing to care and going on to something else.
Letter To Iran
On cease-and-desist-cease-and-desisting letters and any related business processes.
I'm going to be a rich man.
Was about to post this myself.
Oh noes! Someone wrote something mean about my company on the internet! I gots to sue them!
Please, God (or other available deity), strike these litigious dumbasses with your holy fire/hammer/lightning from the sky (as appropriate).
Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
Correct me if I'm wrong (cause I know you will), but I was always taught that copyright exists the moment you put pen to paper. You will have a harder time proving it if you haven't registered it, but legally speaking you own the right to allow copies to made and or distributed it the moment it's written.
"Don't meddle in the affairs of a patent dragon, for thou art tasty and good with ketchup." ~ohcrapitssteve
You don't need to "Register" a copyright. The very act of creating something copyrights it.
They attempt to use Fair Housing Council of San Fernando Valley v. Roommates.com, LLC decision as a reason that Leonard is legally liable for hosting defamatory statements about an infomercial company! This is Charles Montgomery Burns quality humor.
Also, for further comedic value, I heavily recommend The DirectBuy website done entirely in flash. Which doesn't offer much except a registration form (click the upper right hand ticket). I can't find a damned thing on how their business model works unless I sign up for it. Seems to be a way to get home furnishings as discount prices. But for some reason you have to go to a show room for that. Sounds like something where the value isn't really there but they're certain they can sell you on the idea if they get a half hour of your time. Probably not a scam but pretty damned close--time share style!
Also what's interesting is how they respond to negative feedback questions: We're happy to hear that you are considering a DirectBuy membership. We understand that negative information can make it hard for you to make an informed decision about how membership can meet your current and future buying needs, and we'd like to respond.
DirectBuy's unique business model is very different than mainstream retail operation. Our concept, combined with our continued growth over 36 years, has made DirectBuy, just like any other sizeable corporation, a target for controversy.
That being said, most of the information online is posted by individuals who have not attended an Open House, or have chosen not to become members.
We realize that DirectBuy is not for everyone, and that's why we encourage individuals who are interested in taking a calculated approach to undeniable savings to attend an Open House to learn about our unmatched selection, savings, and service. The complaints you see online from those who have actually visited DirectBuy represent a very small fraction of the hundreds of thousands of individuals each year who attend an Open House. (And to set the record straight, DirectBuy has never been involved in a class-action lawsuit.)
We're very proud of our long track record of satisfied members who have enjoyed the undeniable savings and wide array of merchandise that we offer. Our members invest upfront to avoid paying traditional retail markup and save significantly on virtually everything for in and around their homes. Members' satisfaction is our number-one priority.
But the only way to make an informed decision about whether DirectBuy membership is right for you is to attend an Open House event at a showroom near you. There, you'll learn more about the benefits of DirectBuy membership by gaining exclusive access to our showroom and getting a firsthand look at the savings, selection and services available to members from our team of knowledgeable professionals.
DirectBuy members, tell McBain about your membership experience here, too. We'd love to hear from you! I've bolded the sentence that worries me. It both sounds too good to be true and sounds like they take my money and promise me something later that's ill defined. What do you think?
I'll bet any amount of money that wasn't written by a person with a soul. Shady legal threats from an even shadier company. What do you expect?
My work here is dung.
Aside from that, save the arguments for the judge, imo. Corporate attorneys don't care about your "logic" and "laws", they're slaves to the suits above them just like any other corporate worker (*gasp* there are suits ABOVE lawyers?!?!?!)
Sony ha
A Good comment posted from the original article:
7. No License... No Reading by Todd on Oct 8th, 2007 @ 8:41am
Dear Lawfirm,
Regarding your recent letter containing copyrighted content, I seem to not have an appropriate license to read your letter. I sure wish I could respond to whatever allegations you claim, but that would require that I read your letter, of which I do not have a proper license to do.
Sincerely,
Your Victim
Oh wait...
Oh well, my post still bitched about kdawson. Gimme mod points!
i'm in ur mailbox
trashin' ur "rights"
All submissions sent to my email become my property, and reciept of your email shall consitute your acceptance of this agreement. Expect a couter-suit detailing your violation of my copyright, as I do not permit my letters to be sent via email. Thank you.
The editors don't need to fix the blurb, given that Public Citizen points out the same thing.
Done with slashdot, done with nerds, getting a life.
is here(warning, PDF)
I tire of websites that make you jump through hoops to show you the dealio.
They're actually quoting directly from the PDF. 2nd to last paragraph.
While you don't have to register for a copyright, it gives you much better legal footing if you decide to pursue claims against infringement on that copyright. Plus, registration is required to get any statuatory damages, so if Direct Buy sues, they couldn't get any cash from the infringment.
Instead of suing in Canada, why not bring suit in Tashkent? At least you'd get an exotic trip out of it and litigation in a totalitarian state would be more consistent with the view that the Internet makes it to easy for consumer criticisms to be heard . But Leonard won't bother to defend a lawsuit in either location. Ladies (as if) and gentlemen, we have found the lawyer hero that the US was so desperately craving for, his name is Paul Alan Levy.
*Goes of to register paulalanlevy-fanclub.org*
For the perfect anti-Unix, write an OS that thinks it knows what you're doing better than you do and let it be wrong.
The two in question here are "significantly" and "vitually". Watch the best tv series ever, Yes Minister, episode The Right to Know, for an excellent explenation of how these words can be used.
Sometimes I think all people should be forced to watch that series at least once in their lives, and if possible before election time.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
Wow! Does this mean I can sue everyone who ever makes a disparaging remark about me on the internet?
Cool! I should be a trillionaire by February!
-Kinsey
We're taking a trip to the Infomercial Complaint Blog.
Please stop posting stories from techdirt when there are perfectly good alternatives who actually claim to be OBJECTIVE in their reporting (as opposed to the techdirt editorial staff).
Yeah, he was successful with such a technique...not!
Just because you get modded "insightful" on Slashdot doesn't mean you actually are in real life.
I keep seeing the same falsehood repeated by many - that copyrights don't need to be registered.
It is true that the copyright exists the moment you create a work. However, you cannot defend your copyright in court until it is registered.
Think back to the SCO trial, and how Novell registered their Unix copyrights just before entering an action against SCO to defend them.
Bullies don't just threaten little children for their lunch money. The irony of the whole thing is that they often get unwanted press about their tactics. A great example of this is the RIAA.
From http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-general.html#protect
.. protects original works of authorship
Copyright
A cease and desist letter usually isn't original, it is a half-standard text.
That is why attaching a copyright notice to it might not work in many circumstances.
You also would probably anyway be allowed to make copies for the use in your defense against such a letter.
Hey don't blame me, IANAB
Perhaps you should RTFA first.
You can sue anybody you want, at any time, for pretty much anything. Winning is another matter, but the courts do little to prevent you from being a nuisance.
Breakfast served all day!
NSFW, Parent has my balls in his mouth.
jeesh! how can a bunch of OSS GPL people not know that copyrights do not need to be registered under the Berne Convention.... RMS is laughing at us!
This is my sig.
A close look at the silly lawyer letter reveals that is comes from the "Dozier Law Firm". The name seems apt. Their web site at http://www.cybertriallawyer.com include a YouTube video on the front page. Let us hope that they have the correct release for that. Of course, I would encourage eveyone to take a look at their web site, for informational purposes only of course! It is also worth noting that one of their people has the nickname 'Bull'. I guess I will continue my profound dislike of BestBuy. Their loss is Circuit City's gain.
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1. You do not need to register a copyright in the US to enforce it.
2. You DO need to register it before pursuing legal action in the US AND damages are limited to actual damages, not statutory damages. Legal fees expended in defending the copyright are also ineligible to be claimed in this case.
There are about 50 posts in this thread already going back and forth on this point and it's really clouding up what is a good discussion.
Mobbing at its finest...
...... doing what? Defending themselves? Standing up for consumer rights? ..... ... or just applying copyright Fair Use?
Or do I just wait for others to change
and for more supportive information to come along such as Non-Patentable findings that in essence supports Abstraction Physics and the Virtual Interaction Configuration
So should I sue or just wait for the slanderers and libeler to realize they steped in their own B.S...?
Copyright enforcement on a cease and desist order to prevent the receiver from
I think what needs to happen so to not allow the receive from publishing the cease and desist order is to have it signed by a judge as a court order.
Maybe these dumb companies can encrypt the cease and desist letter and then if anyone tries to fool with it they can go after them with the DMCA.
TFA never stated that there was no copyright, only that it wasn't registered,
If they thought there was no copyright at all, they wouldn't have needed to mention that their publshing of it was fair use.
Winning a suit for an un-registered copyright can only get you actual damages, which would be approximately $0.00 in this case.
I didn't realize people who were stupid enough to buy something from an infomercial actually know how to get online and post to forums. Ok, sorry, off topic, but still...Who buys anything they see in an infomercial anyway?
I once was "invited" to be a broker at a certain mutual fund that I can't even remember the name of anymore and they spent over an hour showing us overheads (yeah, it was back in '84) of broker's checks showing $1500.00 a week in passive commissions. In other words, you get someone to buy this mutual fund and every time they put more money in, you'd get a commission - that includes dividend reinvestment. Towards the end of the sessions, they told us how we'd get the sales - pester family and friends. I left and never came back. One, if I did that, I wouldn't have any friends or family. Two, their business model was to "recruit" as many people as possible (you had to pay for your own series 7), and keep the very rare one who didn't fail. They were looking for fresh meat. I went to a real estate agents open house for a large national firm and they were just looking for fresh meat for their grinder.
There's a huge turnover for these types of retail sales jobs and they're always looking for fresh meat. It looks like this firm is the same thing - another Amway or what ever it's called.
Now, don't get me wrong, some, ok very few, of these sales things aren't the rip-off they seem. Mary Kay has been pretty good to the women I know who do it and their customers seem to be satisfied. I almost went for it - but how is a guy to sell Mary Kay? Sell to transvestites?
I prefer Flambe as apposed flamebait.
In the US, you cant get statutory damages for infringement of a non-registered work. YOu can only get actual damages from the infringement.
IANAL, of course.
On other words, if a letter like this is not registered as copyrighted, they can sue you for the money they lost due to sales of the copyrighted work, but not statutory damages. Since they arent selling this in bookstores, I seriously doubt they could sue for any damages.
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The only time you have to register a copyright is if you want to be able to collect money from copyright infringements. Otherwise the copyright holder can seek a court order that would result in a cease and desist. Of course, if the copyright was registered, it would help out in terms of proving that there is copyright infringement; but like I said, it's not necessary.
Now THERE'S a law firm with attitude!
(and yes, they knew full well exactly what they were doing when they registered that domain name.)
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My wife worked in the Claims department of a large rental car company. If you were hit by a rental car of this company, and the driver accepted the insurance at the time of rental, you would contact her to get your claims fulfilled. Yes it sucked. Notice the tense.
Anyway, she received a letter from an attorney that demanded a response, but stipulated that form letters would not be accepted as legit response.
She sent a letter, but it was returned with "FORM LETTER REJECTED" stamped all over it, and the lawyer subsequently demanded more communication.
Which she ignored, because:
a) it wasn't a form letter;
b) even it was, the attorney couldn't possibly prove it;
c) even if he could prove it, you can't dictate the terms of the response as long as it's legally sufficient;
d) his stamping of the letter provided nice verification that he had received it and read it. He may as well have signed for receipt.
He kept demanding further response, and she followed up with letters that basically said "see previous".
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According to you, I'll have ironclad proof that they're infringing my copyright. I'll be rich!
"National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
I see what you mean about the bolded sentence. When you combine that with the fact that you have to go to one of their sales pitches to learn more details, it just screams "high-pressure marketing". Me, I'll just wait till it's on special at normal suppliers.
We are the 198 proof..
"FOR NEGOTIATION AND SETTLEMENT PURPOSES ONLY."
:-D
This is a LICENSING statement. It licenses the copyrighted work for the purposes of "Negotiation and Settlement". Which in this case enables me to publish the work as a means to publicize their C & D letter and criticism of it, a common tactic in Negotiations.
Just use the copyright within the guidelines of their copyright license.
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
... Over here, there's a standard form for contemptuous replies to legal bluster. It goes: "I refer you to the reply in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram".
Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
Fair use protections take into account, among other things, the impact on the viability of sales of the copyrighted work from the perspective of the copyright holder. Unless DirectBuy is in the business of selling C&D form letters (which is unlikely, since templates on the Intarweb are far less than a dime a dozen), they're blowing smoke up their own asses. If they did try to file suit for reposting the letter, they'd face a real risk of paying the target's legal costs when they lose, according to copyright law.
I look forward to hearing the lawyers response, even if he choses to publish it in a law journal . . .
It is clear that copyright is being misused. Too many people think that copyright law allows them to dictate every aspect of how a work can be used. This is a serious problem, unfortunately copyright law is sufficiently vague with regard to clear rights of both users and creators alike, causing most any serious dispute to be brought to a jury. (short of settlement, of course)
I have been starting to think of the various free software licenses and application to copyright law. The concepts around "fair use" is interesting. Copyright tries to define the rights of society in balance with the owner of the works. There is an "inherent" right to use a published work simply because it was published and it is acquired legally.
We can all agree, there are currently and should always be some limits to what, exactly, the control over published works a creator actually has in balance to society. Right? that's what "fair use" is all about. However: Think about a binary program, it is arguable that producing a binary program from a legally obtained copyrighted material does not violate copyright law regardless of the GPL because the copyrighted "expression" is never republished. Copyright only covers a particular expression of ideas, not the ideas themselves. Further more, modifying a source file, never publishing it, and *only* producing binary files with it may also fall under fair use.
If this is the case, portions of the GPL may be unenforceable. The provisions that changes *MUST* be republished relies on copyright law, but the portions about how you choose to use it may be moot because you can refuse to accept the GPL and rely merely on the fair use statute of copyright.
I don't like this notion at all, but it may be an arguable position that rips the teeth out of the GPL.
The fundamental question: Does program compilation produce a derivative work or does it produce an original work? None of the original expression like comments, variable names, and readability are compiled into the binary. If it can be argued successfully that a program binary is not a derivative work based on copyright law (NOT the GPL's definition), then GPL has no teeth.
(And no, I am not a Microsoft shill, I am a free software writer myself and I use the GPL when I publish free works.)
Sorry, unsealed manila envelope method fails. Registered mail, return receipt, postal clerk wraps and seals the certified strip sealing the envelope. The law is about 'tamper evident'. You cannot put something into an envelope after the fact without obvious tampering.
Second prior point made about US Gov website on copyright. They only cover their own profiteering interest to Register a copyright. Their site only compares tween "poor man's" and "Registered".
Poor mans copyright is still valid for the cheap price. Then later, ONLY if your chatter has value, then do an official Registered so you can recover attorney costs.
I must be crazy to waste my time responding to innane comments. Lock me up! lol
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I can't think of any other tool that has given the 1st Amendment so much rich and solid soil with which to grow and have blossom free speech.. Only Larry Flynt can claim to have had so much influence over how we are able to express ourselves commercially and publicly.
It would be that animated gif of the guy beating a dead horse.
Does anyone have any actual insight into this, yes we get it, you don't need to register copyrights, move along to something relevant.
The phrase "more better" is acceptable English. suck it grammar Nazis
Register copyright late?? When is late? If it takes 3 years to write a book is late the first initial topic idea or 3 years later? It is stupid to re-register various 'in work' ideas over a several year period.
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Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
Good idea. Turn off you monitors before reading this, because I'll come after you for using a ROT26 circumvention device. ;^)
Seriously though, lawyers can threaten you with any legal theory they can dream up. That doesn't mean it'll stand up in a court.
Remember: It's possible get your J.D. with a "C" average, and then pass the bar on your 14th try. I'm embarrassed for these guys.
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you whiney little faggot!! ;)
If damages are limited to actual damages, how could the RIAA get $220,000 out of this Thomas woman for 24 songs? Does the judge or jury or whatever actually believe that damages were indeed $220,000?
We have been engaged in an interesting experiment for the past 15 years or so. It is called the Internet. Under the terms of this experiment, everyone is immune to prosecution because, well, it's the Internet. It isn't "Real Life".
Not knowing this, the folks at DirectBuy do not realize that they have utterly no recourse to anything stated about them, no matter how unsubstantiated, defamatory or libelous. Their lawyer seems to be under the impression that there is some other sort of universal shield law for everone (publishers, web service providers and posters alike) on the Internet. I suspect once one gets their head around the idea that it is the Internet it will become obvious that they can't sue an IP address and defending an IP address is pointless.
Unsubstantiated, anonymous reviews on the Internet are the norm. You can find scathing reviews of high school dates intended to utterly destroy people. You can find scathing reviews of nearly any business that some customer has had a problem with with the clear intent to force the company out of business. Normally such sites do not post anything positive, mostly because positive reviews are hard to come by. People are far more motivated when they perceive they have been wronged.
Of course, if you find such a review of your personality, your business or anything else you might as well just declare bankruptcy, move to a deserted island and kill yourself because it is highly unlikely you are going to get any sympathy on the Internet. And getting the information removed is impossible. After all, it is the Internet and nobody is responsible for anything.
Lawyers say all kinds of junk. They're a lot like marketing departments that way. If it's obviously completely bogus, just toss it in the circular file. A letter from a lawyer does not have any inherent legal force. It's not a court order or anything, just a letter. You don't have to respond unless the thing has enough merit to *warrant* a response. Otherwise, you can just delete it and get on with your life.
Disclaimer: IANAL.
Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
I have harbored this hunch that the amount spent on marketing is inversely proportional to the product/offering's quality. I guess I can now add DirectBuy to my list of people who I should not buy from.
I believe the following is the earliest example of a popular (at the time) site that received a Cease-and-Desist letter and responded by posting it for everyone to see:
http://www.ibiblio.org/elvis/manatt.html
Also see the following articles which mention it:
http://home.earthlink.net/~barefootjim/writing/websight/websight1.html
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1997/web.whatnext/hit.miss/hit06.html
Of course, posting such letters has been the standard response ever since. Interesting that it took this long for someone to try copyrighting their letter to try to prevent this...
Our associate is not liable for the opinion of others.
Your idea to threaten a lawsuit based in a country where our associate has no assets is laughable.
Your attempt to use copyright as a deterant was half-hearted and foolish, and if you think you can carry out that threat, then try it on us.
BRING IT ON, we'll do this in OUR house.
Where does fair use come into play here (assuming this was in the U.S.)? You're allowed to copy another's works in part for criticism or parody. Aren't you covered as long as you only quote the relevant parts that illustrate that they're giant asshats and criticize them for it?
Why can't this be copyrighted? Because it fails to license the defendant to do procedural things that would be required (providing copies for the court, distributing copies to his attorneys and among all persons who would be affected by a suit, etc.)
It would probably be judged to be (harmless and reversible) error on the part of the plaintiff. It's a claim that has a null effect on anything. You can write a perfectly legitimate demand letter, and in it, claim the earth is flat. The person receiving the demand letter, cannot choose not to comply with the legitimate demand, just because the earth is known to not be flat. The problem with the C&D in the article is on the order of this. On one hand, a C&D letter is just a letter. It is not a legal instrument, it's simply a letter. It may become evidence in a lawsuit that repeats its demands at some point, and that is its only value, that it establishes evidence that a party was notified of a grievance.
If a substantive claim of the letter was in error, (e.g., the defendant could show that he is not responsible for whatever damage is claimed), that's significant. If something unrelated is in error (e.g., the letter writer signed "Sincerely yours" when he wasn't sincere), that's not going to lead to any judicial action...
So the letter writer might enjoy reserving copyright on the letter, but it gains him nothing, and even if this letter is accepted as civil evidence, it establishes nothing about copyright. If the letter writer tried to act on the violation of the copyright, he would have a very hard time convincing a judge that this is reasonable. I would especially like to see the part where he explains that it should be entered into evidence but the court has no right to distribute it.
-fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
This part of your argument makes no sense to me. What does it refer to?
Think about a binary program, it is arguable that producing a binary program from a legally obtained copyrighted material does not violate copyright law regardless of the GPL because the copyrighted "expression" is never republished.
The GPL explicitly does not restrict what you can do with a binary you created from GPLed software UNLESS you do, in fact, republish it.
Whatever document you might be reading that actually claims to restrict anything but distribution, well, it's not the GPL.
You also seem to be confused about what fair use allows, and what a derivative work is.
I have to admit, though, that you're not the only one confused.
For example, I'm kind of confused as to what you think this has to do with copyright on cease-and-desist letters.
Ok, here's an example:
You have a lease contract form that was purchased at a office supply store. That contract form is copyrighted by its publisher.
You and your tenant fill it out.
Now, are you not allowed to copy the filled out, executed contract so that you and your tenant each has a copy?
If you and the tenant enter a legal dispute, are you both forbidden from copying this document (which is a derivative work, your writing on a copyrighted form) and giving the copies to your lawyers or the court?
I do not think you will ever see a judgment that declares legal correspondence to be constrained by copyright to the degree that it actually forbids a party to the correspondence from sharing that correspondence. To assert this is to abridge a party's rights, which could have fatal consequences in a lawsuit situation.
The last thing you want to do as plaintiff in a lawsuit, is give a judge a reason to believe you have been unfair to the defendant with respect to his right to mount a defense to your claims. The reason you shouldn't pull a stunt like this "copyrighted letter" is simply that you don't want to give the defendant any place to stand where he can suggest you acted in bad faith. Even in a solid position, bad faith actions can cost your case.
-fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
Reading further down, other people noted other points later in the FAQ...
That you do need to register a copyright before you sue... which strikes me a bit as odd, since otherwise you don't have to register a copyright at all. It all comes down to when you register your copyright, rather than whether you register your copyright.
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copyright exists to promote the sciences and the arts. a letter written by a lwyer does neither. therefore copyright ha sno meaning for it.
Legal correspondence is neither art nor literature, though the US Copyright Office doesn't specifically prohibit it. I seriously doubt this would last 10 minutes in court. What Works Are Protected? Copyright protects "original works of authorship" that are fixed in a tangible form of expression. The fixation need not be directly perceptible so long as it may be communicated with the aid of a machine or device. Copyrightable works include the following categories: 1. literary works; 2. musical works, including any accompanying words 3. dramatic works, including any accompanying music 4. pantomimes and choreographic works 5. pictorial, graphic, and sculptural works 6. motion pictures and other audiovisual works 7. sound recordings 8. architectural works These categories should be viewed broadly. For example, computer programs and most "compilations" may be registered as "literary works"; maps and architectural plans may be registered as "pictorial, graphic, and sculptural works." What Is Not Protected by Copyright? Several categories of material are generally not eligible for federal copyright protection. These include among others: * Works that have not been fixed in a tangible form of expression (for example, choreographic works that have not been notated or recorded, or improvisational speeches or performances that have not been written or recorded) * Titles, names, short phrases, and slogans; familiar symbols or designs; mere variations of typographic ornamentation, lettering, or coloring; mere listings of ingredients or contents * Ideas, procedures, methods, systems, processes, concepts, principles, discoveries, or devices, as distinguished from a description, explanation, or illustration * Works consisting entirely of information that is common property and containing no original authorship (for example: standard calendars, height and weight charts, tape measures and rulers, and lists or tables taken from public documents or other common sources)
-- "You can lead a yak to water, but you can't teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke" - Opus
My favorite part was the "printed on recycled paper" part at the bottom.
Help Me! I'm trapped in the tubes! Oh noes! Here comes a internet!
my favorite scumbag letter is still this one. like the entire site was constructed as a response to the letter. -intimacy
it was almost a tie with Barbra Streisand. she is so hot. --intimacy
Such a motion is available in California and in other states as well.
Essentially, it is a way for the small guy to fight Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation (big companies trying to shut the little guy up by suing him) by giving other lawyers incentive to take the cases on contingency. If this shit happens to you, contact the EFF; they send out emails to lawyers across the country who may take your defense on contingency.
No Inflation Taxation without Representation
"I'm sorry, but you clearly didn't read the EULA on my mailbox. Any unsolicited mail that comes in to my office via the post is owned by me, giving me exclusive rights to reproduce it."
Ties in nicely with my SMTP server, which actually does issue a notice that the email you are sending is subject to my terms and conditions.
Reid.out
The Right Reverend K. Reid Wightman,
if they are claiming that the letter is a copyright able piece, dose that mean they are trying to claim that it is a creative piece?
like a work of fiction? because i was under the impression that copyright was to protect art and the like, what am i missing here?
http://www.cybertriallawyer.com/copyright-infringement: "Copyright law protects original creative works, excluding purely functional work."
Well, that settles it. If they sued me for posting their threat, I'd motion for summary judgement. And court costs, since obviously they already know it's specious.
Pavlov wouldn't be so famous if he'd used a can opener instead of a bell.
LOL
If you look closely at the letters wording, you can definitely see a trend in this, and others that have been posted. The most glaring thing was the statement the attorney makes claiming the threat letter itself is copyright and that he reserves his rights by excluding you from posting it.
These and other such "threats" clearly demonstrate that they are making this crap up as they go to suit themselves and possibly their client. Obviously the person standing to make the most money out of this is the attorney himself and/or the law firm, and less obviously is his so-called plaintiff. This all is so bogus it isn't funny and it screams to call these bozo's to the carpet for their actions.
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It's not dangerous as long as you use something other than Adobe Reader to view it.
Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
for unjustly flagging copyrighted replies, comments, and story submissions of mine as "Offtopic" or "Rejected", respectively, thereby resulting in public humiliation and a Karma rating of 'Bad'. The aforementioned ratings were utterly false and without merit. I must insist that Slashdot and its readers, who share equal blame, restore my Karma to its previous state of 'Neutral' and refrain from future attacks on my character.
They can tell you that "by using our website, you agree to name your first-born child after one of our partners", but that doesn't mean you have to do it. However, it is a lie to say that it is a violation of their copyright. Copyright grants a monopoly on copying and distributing original creative works to the authors. There is no no monopoly on simply "viewing" a copyrighted work. By creating a public web page and providing it on a public server, they are copying the work and distributing the work to you over the internet. What law would they use to go after someone? The judge would laugh them out of court and award attorney fees to the defendant.
I am not a lawyer and I may not understand some concepts, but my personal opinion is that their claims regarding viewing HTML code to be a form of copyright misuse because a person using TELNET as a Web client would be unable to see their site without viewing their HTML code. Therefore, my opinion is that their attempts to restrict viewing their HTML code via their understanding of the copyright law places an unreasonable demand on Web users who for whatever reasons have or prefer to use TELNET. They can specify that their site is best viewed with an X browser, but using the law to make it illegal to use TELNET as a Web viewer is too much for me.