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  1. Nah, you misread it. on Senator Clinton Slams GTA · · Score: 1

    Read the quote.

    Ity's the targeting people by color or gender that's a problem.

    The stealing and killing is apparently OK :), I think

    hawkj

  2. That's not fair. on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 1

    There were a *couple* of good episodes in the spinoffs, so it would be a little more than that :)

    hawk

  3. Re:Hey Bill? on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 1

    Add in that McCoy is significantly older than Kirk . . . or would we have a 40 year old McCoy at the acadamy?

    I suppose that spock *could* be the same age as either . . .

    hawk

  4. Re:God love that manwhore! on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure, but how else do you get someone to take an ongoing role which is *designed* as a parody of himself? (Boston Legal)

    hawk

  5. Re:Academy.. on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 3, Funny

    > What would a bunch of trekkies be fighting for the chance to be?

    Transporter test subjects, of course . . .

    think of it as evolution in action . . .

    hawk

  6. Not quite far enough on Gnome Removed From Slackware · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now, if they'd drop this silly obsession with this thing called "X", we'd be there.

    All together now:


    Give me that old time VT100,
    Give me that old time VT100.
    It was good enough for Dennis Ritchie,
    it was good enough for Dennis Ritchie,
    it was good enough for Dennis Ritchie--
    and it's good enough for me!


    Ahh, a 4x4 grid of them. Make mine half white, half green . . .

    hawk
  7. No it doesn't on AutoPackaging for Linux · · Score: 1

    . Instead, BSD ports will go download and compile everything, then request the root password later, wasting the user's time if she doesn't have the admin around.

    No it doesn't. It can't, unless permissions have been changed.

    Unless the user has specified otherwise, the download will go to /usr/ports/distfiles, to which the user has no write permission. If the source *does* exist, it will attempt to unpack it in /usr/ports/category/thisport/work, and fail for lack of write permission.

    hawk

  8. critical mass on Large Prize Offered For Writing Mac Virus · · Score: 1

    That still doesn't do it.

    The average number of other machines infected is a function of the chance of a user actually falling for it [ f(p_i)]. If the average number of additional machines infected is ggreater than 1, the virus will gorw; if it is less than 1, the virus will waste away.

    Small changes in the probility can easily affect the average number infected. I had a formula written, but it wawsn't quite right. Rather than getting into an argument about the exact infinite series to use, let's just stay with the simple case :)

    What matters is that there is a critical cutoff probability p_i such that if the chance of infcection is above this, the virus will spread, while if the probability is below this, it begins to die out. Small changes in the mean number of machines infected by each machine coudl push this number above and below the critical value of 1.

    hawk

  9. Re:The *real* reason Microsoft sucks... on Microsoft Silently Backs Favorable Presentation at RSA · · Score: 1

    >and I even have an MCSE.

    That's OK. It doesn't make you a bad person.

    Oh, wait--yes it does! :)

    hawk

  10. Re:Please let non-root people install on AutoPackaging for Linux · · Score: 3, Informative

    Err, are there really package systems that *don't* let you do this?

    Under the FreeBSD ports system, you simply set $PREFIX to wherever you want things to happen. While this is probably not obvious to grandma, it would just come to a script to

    1) add $HOME/.programs to the relevant paths
    2) add the "mypackage" script to $HOME/.programs/bin which sets $PREFIX and passess the rest of the argments.

    It's been a few years since I've used dpkg, but I'm pretty sure that it had similar options, and I always assumed that rpms could do something similar.

    hawk

  11. But tell me again . . . on Fun With Transparent Screen Backgrounds · · Score: 1

    . . . why I want an image of the inside of my monitor??? :)

    hawk

  12. Re:Yup, lots of similarities on French Response to Google is Microsoft · · Score: 1

    >On the other hand, the comment is, as a whole, a troll.

    yes, but not for the reason you suggest.

    France dreams not of a *new* world order, but of the return of an older order in which (rightly or wrongly) they were perceived as dominant.

    >3. Have the opportunity to hurl invective at the
    >most popular target of insecure American white trash.

    speaking of ignorance . . . white trash generally can't afford computers, and thus couldn't read slashdot.

    hawk

  13. must . . . resist . . . on French Response to Google is Microsoft · · Score: 1

    rats. I can't. :)

    Then how do you explain that sports where french have been traditionally quite good are fencing, judo, karate, rugby etc.

    Gosh, this is too easy . . .

    You can't *surrender* in any of those sports!

    Note that boxing and chess aren't on the list . . .

    hawk, who should know better

  14. But a clear antitrust violation on French Response to Google is Microsoft · · Score: 1

    While many don't notice, the *real* reason that Americans make fun of the French, and everyone mocks Microsoft, is that it's *easy*--they do all the work for us, and we need only repeat what they said.

    However, at the moment France has 52% and Microsoft 45% of the "saying things so stupid that we get mocked just by people repeating it" market. This combination would put a whopping 97% of this market in the same hands!

    Obviously, this merger *mut* be stopped, or we'll have to get some work done! (Either that, or we could write or own material . . .0

    hawk

  15. Re:Kitchen knives on Mark Cuban to fund Grokster vs. MGM case. · · Score: 1

    Actually, we thought you just overcooked it enough that is was all soft and mushy . . . :)

    hawk

  16. Insightful? on Mark Cuban to fund Grokster vs. MGM case. · · Score: 1

    Isn't that redundant?

    and should I be posting this twice? :)

    hawk

  17. Re:I'm not a trek nut.. on Enterprise Finale Synopsis Released · · Score: 1

    >TOS has the Eugenics Wars starting in 1993.

    Boy, and people complain about the current administration's policies???? :)

    oh, and s/TOS/TRO/

    hawk

  18. Hey! on The World's Most Devious Alarm Clock · · Score: 1

    I have no dirt, you insensitive torso! :)

    hawk

  19. Pink Panther Cartoons on The World's Most Devious Alarm Clock · · Score: 1

    In the old Pink Panther cartoons (not the goofy newer ones where he talks), there was a sequence in which he responded to the alarm by flattening it with a hammer.

    Then, still asleep, he dropped it into a drawer full of silmilarly flattened clocks.

    Now, if he *knew* about the hammer, would this Clocky contraption *really* stick around for the first snoozing???

    hawk

  20. Re:Not enough - write Mass. Govt.! on Microsoft Partially Opens Proprietary XML Format · · Score: 1

    Grammer's in de kitchen kleaning up the milk I spelled with the cookies she givved me . . .

    hawk

  21. Re:Look, Ma, I'm fay-moose! on Joke-e-oke Makes You a Comedian · · Score: 1

    >It comes naturally during an intelligent conversation.

    Not for everyone. One of the best pieces of advice I've seen for beginning instructors is that humor is wonderful in the classroom--but that if you don't have a sense of humor, don't try to fake it.

    And society *does* need folks without a sense of humor--where would the IRS be without them?

    hawk

  22. Re:Dangerous headline.. on Joke-e-oke Makes You a Comedian · · Score: 1

    >can lead to some mind numbingly bad (but surprisingly confident) performances

    OK, we;ll bite

    [*all together*]

    No, how bad are you?

    hawk, too late for vaudefille

  23. Re:I guess signing a Non Disclosure... on Apple Settles with Tiger Leaker · · Score: 1

    Swell. He's calling me homophonic :)

    [Not fair! some of my best puns are homophones!]

    hawk

  24. Re:I guess signing a Non Disclosure... on Apple Settles with Tiger Leaker · · Score: 1

    I'm around 80 or 90 wpm (used to be over 100 on a manual, but . . .). The "teh" and "th emistake" come up as I slow down.

    THe homophones seem to occur at any speed, as do the second capitals as in this sentence.

  25. Re:An interesting set of designs on Re-Imagining Apple · · Score: 1

    Not a problem--Mrs. hawk would be quite unhappy were he to date anyone else :)

    hawk