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Enterprise Finale Synopsis Released
exley writes "Trek Today is reporting that UPN has released a synopsis for the final two episodes of Enterprise, apparently confirming some of the rumors that have been circulating in recent weeks." From the article: "Enterprise will be the first Trek series since the original Star Trek not to end with a special two-hour finale. However, UPN has decided to air both 'Terra Prime' and 'These Are The Voyages...' on the same day, Friday the 13th of May, in an effort to still make a special event out of the show's end."
Then Lexus will appear on the main view screen, the science officer will analyze it to be an early 21st century craft which ran on fossil fuels and contains a crew of accountants. The captain will order phasers set to kill and fired with extreme predjudice, while engineering hails the bridge to indicate all power has suddenly failed. A crew of workmen will enter the bridge and start dismantling things and taking away props, phasers and rubber ears. (similar to the old SNL skit)
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Let the Friday the 13th! jokes commence...
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that Friday the 13th is the last day for Star Trek Enterprise. Maybe it's no such bad luck after all. Now all we need is someone to step on a crack and break Braga and Berman's backs, and the circle of life will be complete.
See here for the plot details that got leaked earlier!
(For the moderators who can't be bothered to click on the link before modding me down, the link is to the story about "ripples" explaining the universe and obviating the need for dark energy. It's a joke. Laugh.)
Atleast Enterprise will get a ending. It took Farscape forever to get a proper ending and theres countless other shows that got canceled without a chance to conclude anything.
Long Live Enterprise (in syndication, just like the other 'Treks.)
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UPN has officially confirmed that Jonathan Frakes (William T. Riker) and Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi) will appear on the Enterprise finale, in a sequence set on the holodeck.
So "Enterprise" was just one big holodeck fantasy novel? Hooray!
I had respect for enterprise at one point. But then they started bringing in time travel nonsense and I just lost it all. And now what's their finale? OH GREAT, GIMMICKY TIME TRAVEL... on a holodeck?? Never mind, now I just want this show to die quietly and go away.
Does Captain Archer finally find his way back into his own time/body?
Friday the 13th will come on a Friday that month! I'll have to watch the TV from underneath my bed.
So, what is most unluck about that day? Having to see the end of the series? Actually the idea of seeing the show wrapped up with a show set several years later is rather interesting, giving some opportunity for hindsight. It would be nice if more shows ended their run like that, but usually the axe just falls and the show fails to appear in its time-slot.
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There is reportedly one cracking good scene with a massive fight and a heroic rescue by Archer of one of the commemorative pens used to sign the charter. This promises to end Enterprise in the way we've come to expect. I know I'll be on the edge of my seat.
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why did Enterprise disappear for the month of March?
I'll be sorry to see Enterprise go. It was getting alright. Yes, Battlestar Galactica is better but I've seen them all now and the next series won't be here anytime soon.
OT: it pisses me off that the Battlestar Galactica 'mini series' and 'series 1' need to be bought separetly on DVD - 45 quid for 15 episodes is a bit steep. Any word on whether the DVD versions keep the ridiculous 15 minute introduction sequences?
The fact that the this bastardization of Trek is ending should make it a special event in an of itself. ;)
Enterprise will be the first Trek series since the original Star Trek not to end with a special two-hour finale. Its not the two-hour finale because Enterprise isnt done. http://www.trekunited.com/
Isn't this what the fans complain about? That B&B completly disregard trek history. If I remember correctly, wasn't the federation formed in reponse to the end of the war between us and the romulans? Further didn't that happen like 50+ years after Enterprise? Correct me if i'm wrong...
I must admit, I never watched the show, but I feel sad if it is leaving the air. Enterprise had so much potential, and I was very excited when it first came on the air. But it sucked, and sucked quick. I thought the guy from Quantum Leap would make a great actor for Captin of the Enterprise, but there was no chemistry with the cast. The shows had no excitement. And there was no science.
I hope the next star trek is a good one, set a few years in the future of TNG, so we can still have cameo's. Maybe enough in the future so we get some Voyager cast members.
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Clearly near the end of TNG Berman must have broken a mirror, dooming him to seven years of bad franchises
Well, now we know why there's no continuity between Enterprise and the Original Series- it was all a holodeck fantasy. Closure at last.
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Archer and the enterprise get thrown back in time in a desperate attempt to prevent the series from ever being created.
I gave up on this a long time ago when the plot lines were about as firm as a wet piece of toilet paper. I can only imagine how much they'll charge for DVDs and how soon it'll be on in syndication.
At least it was better than DS9. That was enough to make even hardcore fans swear off Star Trek altogether.
That's great. Not only do they stop to fourth season they also wrap two episodes and sell them as one. Two at price of one, really shows what's it's all about. Not following the previous debate concerning the end of series, why it was ended at fourth season? By Andromeda http://www.andromedatv.com/about/behind_billhamm01 .html
they claimed that normal span of was five-sex years with the networks.
Do we also get four seasons instead of five?
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What will happen to all that money??? Think I can have some? :D
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It seems to me that Enterprise would make a great transition onto the silver screen whereas DS9 and Voyager have failed to do so. I think that by not wrapping up the series nicely, they leave a large window of opportunity for this type of move. The last two series ended nicely. Too nicely, in fact, to continue on (IMHO). I'm rather glad to see that they aren't going to write a "happily ever after" ending for the series.
Buy the extended cut of the final season on DVD (US$79.99) to find out! =P
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It could just cut to Riker and Troy watching the formal inaguration of the Federation via holodeck.
That would be my assumption anyways.
Another interesting thing is that by having a four year time gap between the last two episodes, you open up the possiblity for someone to "fill in the blank". Like Cartoon Network's mini Star Wars saga.
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Lett's hope that at the end, Riker says; Damn, that holodeck story creator should learn how to write
To which Troy says:
Yes, and take a history class or two. Because this is as far off, as I ever saw.
Yes, I am a trekkie, but enterprise? Not all trek is good trek.
Best episode? The one where captain Sisko makes his log entry and ends up deleting it. The moral ambiguity is lovely.
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Who else will be watching Stargate and SG-Atlantis with me??!! Oh wait, those finalee's are tonight.. Well, I'd still rather watch SG reruns ;)
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It has been a long time since we've seen a Star Trek TV series
launch. Maybe we've forgotten how awkward it can be that first year or so.
ST:TNG was painful to watch those first few seasons. Riker had starch in his jock, Troi was whiny had spoke too much for how little she had to say, and it was always "Federation Knows Best."
It wasn't until the series found its footing later that it became interesting. Warp drive wrecks space (we don't know everything after all), Borgs eat our lunch (we aren't so tough after all), and more.
Sadly, Enterprise was never given a chance to find its path. I'm a fan, though I was also critical of weak, pointless plot lines. But I liked the cast and thought the genesis of the universe we've come to know so well had potential.
I will miss it.
-- Scott
There hasn't been a good Star Trek movie or TV show in years. Quit beating a dead horse. It's over, move on. Hollywood has run this one into the ground. It reminds me of the Holloween movie franchise.
sigh...
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Someone summon congress to hold an emergency session to create a special law that will allow us to reinsert Trek's feeding tube, despite the wishes of it's legal caretaker.
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Dear Enterprise producers,
This is karmic payback for the DUMBEST OPENING THEME SONG IN THE HISTORY OF TV.
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"See ya, come back soon"
When we really mean
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Side note, huge Trek fan, finally got into Enterprise this season.
And both go boom. Good riddence!!
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Now all we need is someone to step on a crack and break Braga and Berman's backs, and the circle of life will be complete.
Aye! Then after a good long break (several years) let's give Gene Roddenberry's real - as in worthy - successor, Michael Piller, a shot at the Star Trek franchise. At least Piller understood what Roddenberry was trying to do!
Perhaps with guidance from Majel Barrett, I'm sure they could turn things around for Star Trek. Something true to Gene's vision, that is.
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Loved his impression of Spock.
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... I would have watched it all the time. Being so busy, the problem I have with new television shows is that by the time I figure out the regular schedule (and by chance actually have free time during airing), they are playing repeats again.
I'd much rather download the shows, and I can download 5 of the Enterprise episodes at a time and watch them all one Saturday afternoon. I know I am not getting counted as a viewer. So that sucks. I'd pay for it if it was in a DVD set, or subscribe to it online....
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I would agree for the most part. Though i really started to enjoy the show towards the end...that may be because i was always wait to see Tpol and Trip have sex again....now that i think about, thats really the only reason i watched. I thought that Archer was played SOOOOOOOO bad. I dont know what happed to scott B. I didt realize he was such a crappy actor. It was just the same with voyager. The whole time i was hoping that Janeway would be killed off. Saidly, just like with this show, its never transpired. I really hate that lamer archer. Man, its like watching Dubbya (GB) as capt. So retarded. why.....do.....i...have.....to.....talk.....sooooo oo...s...l...o....w....?
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Here's a hint, when the actors on the show says it sucks, it's a good time to pack it in.
We still get watch such wounderfull shows like Fear Factor....
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Yep didn't get off to a good start with the dreadful AOR theme music that even David Hasselwotsit would be ashamed to sing in even Germany...... I frequently turned of during the opening credits knowing that apart from the vulcans breasts that might be the high point!
Was it my imagination (or a tequila-induced hallucination), but did I see Archer wearing a TOS-style uniform in the quick "upcoming on Enterprise" montage that is currently running?
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An opening theme song should set the stage for what the audience can expect from the show. After watching the show, I'd say the song is a perfect match.
Likewise, the later revison to the opening also fits well with the past few seasons: too little, too late.
The Trek TV series has a HUGE following. They are blowing a HUGE opportunity, here.
What if they had a blog for the show, slashdot style? Complete with potential plots for shows that people could comment on and moderate?
Can you imagine the positive feedback loop that could be created here? Rather than spend insane amounts of money keeping track of the history of the Star Trek universe, they could do a dual-benefit of off-loading much of the fact-checking to the community, and also provide a sense of ownership by the community!
How many good plots could be written by people, and you know people would cook them up for FREE....
I dunno. But it seems to me an amazing opportunity, and they're pissing off their community by not listening.
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At the end the little autistic boy wakes up and you realize it was just a construct of his imagination.
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The whole collection of Trek series have been so slapped together and band-aided to fit the original series. Trekkies will debate the most miniscule details until the end of time, but all the general story lines from all the shows have been modified, repeated and looped around each other so tightly that it's no longer enjoyable to watch.
Just give me Kirk and his homies and some crappy scenery and I'll be set.
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... would be if all the writers from all the seasons of Enterprise came out on camera and apologized.
For that, give 'em the 2 hours. They have a lot to apologize for.
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Come on people!!
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If somehow http://www.trekunited.com/ manages to buy another season for their $ 3,130,961.26 then maybe we'll see another season on SpikeTV. However, I'm not holding my breath.
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Enough of this crap. Sure, this is "News for nerds..." but this show is for complete nerds. Damn it, quit posting about this show that anyone that actually cares about knows every bit about when its last episode is and has plenty of forums to post on elsewhere. Enough already, it's being cancelled because NO ONE CARES!.
OK, mods, light me up.
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However, UPN has decided to air both 'Terra Prime' and 'These Are The Voyages...' on the same day, Friday the 13th of May
I think they had this planed for a while
Episode title: "In the Pale Moonlight".
That was a great episode, but what really makes it great is that when Sisko and Bashir got caught in the Bell riots, Bashir asks if humanity has really progressed since 2027, and what would they do if the survival of the Federation was at stake, and Sisko answers with some platitudes.
Now here it is, 3 years later, and we have Sisko ordering murders, cover ups, etc... all in the name of saving the Federation.
The juxtaposition of these two episodes is the some of the best TV I've ever seen.
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Admittedly the first few seasons were not that great, but season four has been amazing. Why cancel a show that has gotten 10 times better?
Season 1 of Enterprise was so-so. Season 2 (particuarly the middle third of it) was bad, but started to pick up at the end. Season 3 was good. Season 4 was very good, with the 2 or 3 part stories (which make up most of the season) being better than the standalone episodes.
Enterprise only sucks if you stopped watching before Season 3. It's understandable to stop then, but don't judge it now based on that. All Star Trek series start off on the bad side and improve as they go along, this one being no different.
What I really want to know is if theres going to be another series after this one's over.
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You could at least go that extra mile for us and provide a couple of picture links of those Vulcan breasts.
Put a bunch of Trekkies on a set. Tell them they can't leave and must solve Star Trek style plotlines. One person will be killed each week (it'll be the ensign in the red uniform).
I had something funny but forget it in two seconds. But, I came up with something new. Lighting will strike the transmitter and bring up a techinal diffculties caption. The program will come back on air just as it ends. Then thousands of Trekkies groan that they didn't see Riker or Troi, but will cheer becuase Enterpise is gone!
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Riker: "Does something seem... I don't know, different to you guys?"
Troi: "Yeah. But it also feels correct somehow. Like a horrible mistake was corrected in an instant."
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The original series, continued today, would have very interesting possibilities. Time travel to the existing future would be cool. Other characters and ships could appear. Say, Q (from the very far future) enlists Voyager and the Enterprise to save the galaxy from something that can beat the Continuum but won't notice our galaxy if Kirk and Janeway fight the Relativity in the far future. Maybe not the best idea, but it gets the point across.
No Trekkie would miss a continuation of Kirk's adventures, whereas Enterprise has not been universally popular
Gee thanks UPN. You treat your viewers like the products that your advertisers push.
To the cast and crew, everyone involved, of Enterprise it was a great show, I'm sorry to see it ended in such an idiotic way.
It amazes me how many people mention the Borg as if introducing a bunch of robotic heavies was some sort of master stroke. As bad guys, the Borg were somewhat less interesting than Superman's robot enemy who held all Kryptonian knowledge -- was it BRAINIAC? I can't remember the name. At least there, you had some conflicted motives: destroy it, and you're destroying all it knows about your lost home. By contrast the Borg menace was unsubtle -- and that's saying a lot, isn't it?
STTNG was much more interesting when it put the characters in situations where force had to be applied carefully if at all, so that it was about solving problems rather than being stronger or weaker than a given baddie. That would be the whole difference between Kirk and Picard, duh. Borg episodes dispensed with that level of writing. They were around because the writers dried up a little, I've always thought.
That series did a lot of stuff that was actually kind of fun and imaginative, but the Borg was just cheap.
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Shatner wakes up, puts on his overalls and John Deer cap, gets on his tractor and heads off into his wheat field....
roll credits.......
Their version of theocracy. But when the terrans finally get to vote, they vote for a secular democracy...
Can't comment on Terri Schiavo, but like I reiterate about Star Trek
.From Gene Roddenberry. This almost feels like the staleness before the first Star Wars movie came out.
/. We are the first ones to scream bloody murder when a show is about to go. The only screaming I see around here is, 'Let It Die'. That's a sign that a show truly bites the big bipper. When geeks don't support it, pack up the set and move on.
No.
Stop.
Stop insisting that we have ANOTHER Star Trek. Give it some time.
Allow writers to figure out what went wrong.
But for God's sake stop! We don't need another Star Trek. We all need to stop.
And also all these SF shows . .
Someone needs to come up with something completely new. Not based on something else like every other post modern work. Wait, I know. There's only so many actual stories that can be told, but c'mon there has to be something else out there. Isn't there?
And it's also wrong [although not quite as much] to take away millions of people's entertainment because they weren't employing the right writers.
Closer to ~2mil. Not enough to fund a show. Just read the comments on
Agree that S1 was somewhat acceptable (compared to DS9/voyager) and that most of S2 was worse.
But S3 was a total desaster; the whole story-arc seems 'terrorist' inspired, the airlock-torture is highly questionable and all this fighting against Xindi/Sphere-builders/Time-travellers would have been completely boring if not for the work of their computer graphics people.
I agree that S4 is a lot better; especially because of the stories spanning a few episodes.
In the end I won't miss it that much; just hoping nobody will allow B OR! B to manage a star trek production ever again.
...not if they just take it all back. Just think, this could all be some clever joke by Barclay.
I really did start liking the current season a lot better. I've been watching since the 1st season and there have been a few really good episodes mixed in with a lot of boring ones. I guess I don't feel too strongly about the show, one way or the other.
/still pissed they killed off Data.
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Yeah, and JMS was ready to end B5 after the 4th season if he had to. We still have a few months to go before we start seeing more of where Firefly was going.
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Hmmm. It couldn't be to piggy-back on all the sci fi buzz that will be happening the week before the debut of Episode III, could it?
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I think the reason ST:ENT is being cancelled is because Star Trek no longer has the huge following it once did. The Nielsen ratings indicate that not as many people watch ST:ENT as watched ST:TNG, ST:DS9, or even ST:VOY.
Adding another blog will not change this. There are already many Internet outlets for discussion of Star Trek affairs, Viacom runs some of them. Star Trek fans give their opinions and anyone who writes for Star Trek can get feedback there.
As for involving the public more in scriptwriting, everyone knows about the collaborative power which the Internet makes possible. There are reasons why this doesn't happen for Star Trek. Legally, there comes a point where this communal involvement would run the risk of lawsuits where people demand credit and/or payment. Viacom runs Star Trek shows to make money on merchandising, not to pay money to lawyers to defend Star Trek fan-based lawsuits. There are also problems of getting qualified writers to do that work for free by posting their ideas to strangers online. Good writers are not so common that you're likely to find them by reading Star Trek websites or Usenet discussion groups.
Paying too much attention to the fans is a bad risk as well. Artistically, there's the danger of writing a show that is so narrowly focused on the desires of the fans that the show would appeal to nobody else. This means that the audience for Star Trek would shrink over time as the audience matures and leaves the show behind (this is one of the reasons why I stopped watching Star Trek shows and movies). New fans would be hard to come by because the show is so insular and unapproachable to those who haven't followed it.
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Yes, so your analogy here would be Gene Roddenberry (i.e. the parents) trying to save his child (Enterprise series) via acts of the US Congress.
I'm sure most of the "Enterprise sucks" (non) viewers around here would laugh at this analogy (since the almighty "Gene" knew best), so why is this marked up as funny again?
You mean Enterprise is still on the air??? On my local UPN station, all I get on Friday night's are the basketball game or informercials...
Are there any plans to start a new voyage for enterprise?
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it cant be.. enterprise must not go off the air.. :(
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...worth watching is 'everybody dies'.
I the 60's there was a program on CBS called "Men into Space". It was on Wednesdays at 7:30pm ( So was "Lost in Space", but that's another reality).
The program dealt with the everyday problems that happen when you work in outer space. You know, malfunctioning equipment, leaking space suits, jealousy, greed, other endearing human qualities. It was a good show.
Use the space environment as the backdrop, not(!) the main reason for the show.
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Right around the DS9 finale: been there, done that, and to add injury to insult it off all three of us had been living in the same apartment; she moved out of my bedroom into his (having kept her own for the closet space). After weighing that I live in a death penalty state, and after a modest period of consideration, I decided to let them live, and went apartment hunting. Time wounds all heels. So, I still look cheerfully forward to ceremoniously dancing on their graves when the happy event finally rolls around....
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In all these Enterprise threads someone always blames the music for the shows failing. I want to at last take the position that I like the song, and think it very appropriate for the lead in and the show itself. It may not be opera, but dammit Jim I'm an engineer, not a composer.
I've never watched the show and yet I feel a little bit of the same sadness I felt when TNG went off the air (I Did watch that one). Odd. I guess I'm just used to having at least some kind of "Trek" in my life.
Over here (Southern EU) we have seen the first season only, but I have to say Enterprise was very good.
Every ST series reflects its era: the original series was like the heroic movies shot in the 50s (ala Spartacus); TNG was all very strong in characters, just like in the 80s we had mega-stars like Jackson and Madonna; and Enterprise is calm and very low-profile, just like the 'cool' and 'chillin' personalities of late 90s/early 2000. The difference can be summed up in the Captains' behaviour: Kirk would shoot first, then talk over the victim; Picard would not shoot unless a full philosophical analysis of the situation took place ; and Archer would be engaged in smalltalk until he found the right spot to shoot.
yeah. i had high hopes for a prequel series when the buzz started up about it... i think i first read about it on
but as soon as the first episode started up and that... song... oozed out of the speakers... sweet mother of crap, that was awful. it killed the mood, shat on the entire majesty and nobility of the journey into the unknown that makes trek, well Trek.
even TNG, on its worst wesley crusherest of days, still kept the spirit alive, though it was sitting in a corner, crying a little. a big part of it was characters like picard, but, as with a lot of the best movies and series, one of the characters was the music. in my mind, enterprise was DOA in that department.
well, that and the decision to make enterprise's pre-TOS technology too far advanced. where are the knobs and switches? analog, kitschy interfaces would have made things a little humorous, but the series took itself way too seriously anyway. that and the transporter. i wanted so badly for them to not have that plotcrutch to lean on. to have to write themselves out of a wet paper bag, without the deus ex machina of instant matter transmission.
and time travel. god, how readily that's trotted out when the soup gets thin. it's all somehow worse than the dark days of deus ex wesley. at least those episodes can be explained by a writers' strike. or so i'd like to believe.
paramount should have hired the writing team from firefly as soon as fox let them out of their contract, killing off the last great hope of many scifi tv fans. firefly will be missed.
in the long run, though, enterprise will not be mourned, at least not any more than ensign whatshisname that got killed that time. the one in the red shirt that transported down to that planet...
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I beg to differ.
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Yeah, that sums it up. This looks RETARDED. Since I don't the Holodecks were even available in TOS, how the hell did they get one that they could use in the year 2173?
And skipping 6 years? can you say *cough*BullShit*chough*
Oh, did I mention? KILL BERMAN!
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And I was just about to find out why the Klingons in the original series looked so cheesy.
..to some site on the inernet that promised to use the money to make sure that the series not be allowed on the air again.
So you see?
These campaigns do work, you just have be on the winning side.
I just love Season 5 where nothing happens.
Good, Enterprise was the only reason I ever watched UPN. Now I'll have no excuse whatsoever. Thanks UPN! Your channel sucks. I'm glad I can just imagine that it doesn't exist at all now!
Hopefully Sci Fi or someone else will pick up Enterprise. UPN is the ONLY channel in my viewing area that doesn't broadcast in High Definition. Thats very telling of the audience they are tailored to, and I hope the high-dollar advertisers remember that.
I beg to differ.
Pshew. Who the hell'd ever agree with you?
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I watched the recent episode where Archer and the crew fought the Nazis over New York and it kicked ass. Really good episode.
It's a shame the show is ending. I'll look forward to the watching the last couple of episodes in high def.
-- "It's not stalking if you're married!" My Wife.
For an interesting exercise think about how you would rewrite "High Noon" as a Star Trek episode.
As Original Series, Episode 56: Spectre Of The Gun?
Carthago delenda est!