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  1. Re:A Microsoft representative said ... on Microsoft Antitrust Compliance Questioned · · Score: 4, Funny
    (RING RING) Hello, Microsoft Legal, how may I direct your call?

    This is the campaign to reelect Congressman Cornhole...

    ...One moment please.

    Good morning, this is Antitrust Compliance. May I have your bank account number please?

    Err... 3746-987467-2634.

    That's 3746-987467-2634?

    Err... yes.

    Thank you. Now, what is the issue here with Congressman Cornhole's office?

    There's been some suggestion that your compliance with the Department of Justice agreement is in question.

    Thank you... One moment please... Is twenty correct?

    Twenty?

    Twenty thousand.

    Oh. Yes. Thankyou!

    Thank you for calling Microsoft Antitrust Compliance. Have a nice day. (click)

  2. Re:Holy shit. on SCSI vs. IDE In The Real World · · Score: 1
    Maybe some day they will test a nice 15000RPM SCSI drive against a nice 15000RPM IDE drive. Then we'll really know what's fastest!

  3. Re:The Linux Middle Click on Top 5 Submerging Technologies Pinpointed · · Score: 1
    Just keep your buffer clean by developing a left-button tic. I love middle button myself, and hate all that command-C, command-V when I use the Mac.

  4. Re:Huh? on Sun Solaris Vs Linux: The x86 Smack-down · · Score: 1
    The benchmark was How Long Does it Take to Compile GCC 3.3.1.

  5. Re:Yes but. on Choosing Microsoft Products May Cost 10-40% More · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Not only that, when the company switches to Linux, the Windows-only IT staff gets laid off. The members of IT staff that know how to work with Linux without expensive 'retraining' get to stay. It's a good way to clean house -- to keep the smart, self-motivated professionally-minded people.

  6. Re:invalid results, makes Linux and OSS look bad on Benchmarking the Scalability of BSD and Linux · · Score: 1
    It's this type of information that does OSS a disservice - making it look amateur and unprofessional.

    Oh sure. All those stupid latency measurements. Next time he should chart framerates in Quake, right?

  7. Re:Central distribution, managed by the state? on Software Error Causes Crisis in Mississippi · · Score: 1
    The pot distribution in Mississippi is fully privatized though!

  8. Re:Not surprising on Sun Posts Increasing Loss · · Score: 1
    Sure, there cash reserves are huge, but having so much cash when interest rates are so low? Should they stop making computers and become an investment banking house instead?

  9. Re:You want to see multiple cores? Check this out on AMD to debut multi-core CPUs in 2005 · · Score: 1
    This is just what Apple needs to gain back the performance crown!

  10. Too Much Aesthetic on The Substance of Style · · Score: 1
    Everything has to be skinnable, just like the fins on late 50s cars. They do nothing, people might think they look good, but I guarantee that they will look stupid in a couple of years and only have had the function of gratuitous pleasure -- for the person that used them.

    Really, today's design trend in computer UI and the web is utter gaudiness. I recently compiled the KDE 3.2 series alpha and loading it's default look is kinda shocking. Same with that Windows XP and OS X. Give it a rest, people! Stop with the fussing already!

    How well does CSS Zen Garden stand up to scrutiny when you actually have to read the text. . . er, filler? I had a shocking design revelation (once again) a few weeks ago when I got religion looking at Craigslist, and that is that simplicity is chic (ampersand iacute;).

  11. Nationalism Sucks on Supreme Court Will Hear Pledge of Allegiance Case · · Score: 1
    The flag sucks. Christianity is stupid.

    Will I end up either in jail or in another country?

  12. Re:Um... on 3D Photo Gadget Reviewed · · Score: 1
    Astronomers have been using this parallax method to measure the distance to stars by taking one image in the Springtime, and the other in the Fall, when the earth is on the other side of the sun 180 or so million miles side-to-side!

  13. Re:Keep putting it off. Please ! on Longhorn in 2006 · · Score: 1

    Licensing 6.0.... Microsoft already has their money, why should they have to work for it!

  14. Re:Will this finally make microsoft shape up? on MS Dissatisfaction High, Users Consider Switching · · Score: 1
    Don't forget that not so long ago is you suggested using MS software in an office you would have been kicked out by both IT AND management.

    True enough. Now the MS adopters are the corporate greybeards that are stuck in their old ways -- MS on the desktop and autonomous yet somehow supposed to fit in a kludgy, insecure network PCs.

    Multiuser? Terminals? Nah, too slow and expensive. Desktop PCs running MS are better, cheaper, faster they say.

  15. Re:Typical... on U.S. Lists Web Sites as Terrorist Organizations · · Score: 1
    Perhaps they will hold off on how well it works depending on if there is any public outcry (if the story is featured in Big Media).

  16. Re:"Securing the perimeter" is Flawed on Ballmer Touts Focus on Security · · Score: 1
    What, like the way Unix-like operating systems will execute any file if it has the executable bit set?

    Is that how worms are spread in the MS Windows world? By getting the user to manually chmod +x MyWorm?

    Naming a file worm.sh does not make it executable. Doesn't naming any file ???.bat make it executable?

  17. Re:"Securing the perimeter" is Flawed on Ballmer Touts Focus on Security · · Score: 1
    Automatically updated...

    'Automatically updated' is a fundamentally flawed security hole in itself. What is also flawed is how the MS operating system will execute any file if the name ends with .exe, .bat, or .com.

  18. Re:To summarize (or generalize) on New SANS/FBI Top 20 List · · Score: 1
    Of course, with Windows, at least you have alternatives......

    I wonder... does Windows still have the vulnerablity to execute any file if its name ends with .exe, .com, or .bat? Surely this is fundamentally insecure. What wonders would crash upon the world if any UNIX system would automatically assign execute bits to a file just because its name ended with .sh or .bin!

  19. Re:RTFA on Replacing the Aging Init Procedure on Linux · · Score: 1

    $ ldd /bin/bash
    libncurses.so.5 => /lib/libncurses.so.5 (0x4001a000)
    libdl.so.2 => /lib/libdl.so.2 (0x4005f000)
    libc.so.6 => /lib/libc.so.6 (0x40062000)

    $ ldd /usr/local/bin/python
    libpython2.3.so.1.0 => /usr/local/lib/libpython2.3.so.1.0 (0x4001a000)
    libpthread.so.0 => /lib/libpthread.so.0 (0x4011f000)
    libdl.so.2 => /lib/libdl.so.2 (0x4016f000)
    libutil.so.1 => /lib/libutil.so.1 (0x40172000)
    libstdc++.so.5 => /usr/lib/libstdc++.so.5 (0x40175000)
    libm.so.6 => /lib/libm.so.6 (0x40228000)
    libgcc_s.so.1 => /lib/libgcc_s.so.1 (0x4024b000)
    libc.so.6 => /lib/libc.so.6 (0x40254000)
    /lib/ld-linux.so.2 => /lib/ld-linux.so.2 (0x40000000)

  20. The Market Barometer... on Negotiating Pay for Open Source Work? · · Score: 1
    ...is what plumbers in your area are charging! Seriously, don't forget those nasty taxes and social security payments that come out of your pocket when you assess what you're worth. At least you can begin deducting expenses for mousepads and dry cleaning.

  21. Re:This on SGI's Letter to the Linux Community · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The legal doctrine of due dilligence means a court will likely see it the same way.

    That's right. The fact that SCO did nothing to mitigate their supposed 'damages' from supposed infringing code puts them at the back of the bus.

    In another world, SCO would be undergoing wiretaps, subpoenas, and other assorted FTC-SEC investigation activities for criminal fraud. McBride et. al belong in jail.

  22. Re:OSS unemployment? on South Korea Jumps To Open Source Software · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You forget that many COTS companies have also lost their livelihood due to the monopolization of commercial software by Microsoft.

  23. Re:Just wait for the Taxinator to get in office... on California Demands Licensure For VoIP Providers · · Score: 1
    Details, details. Those details don't really matter -- do they? Seriously, not many voters seem to notice that the state is required to spend 49% of it's budget on schools. The state is required to provide medical support to some by federal mandate. Welfare, too. Today, there isn't enough discretionary spending left in the entire state budget to eliminate this year's fiscal debt.

    People seem to like the idea that they get services and don't have to pay for them. Neocon ARNOLD gets a free ride over his Big Lie from Big Media because that's the industry he serves.

    McClintock is honest, but the reality is that nobody except a millionaire wants to give up all those services in exchange for lower taxes.

    California is very, very weird. It takes a simple majority to approve spending money, but it takes a two-third's majority to approve raising revenue.

  24. Re:2.6 and Longhorn on Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test6 Released · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If Longhorn (or whatever they call it) deems any file as being executable just because of its name -- .exe, .com, .bat, then it will continue to be a source of insecurity and will continue to lose out.

  25. Re:Slackware rules! on Slackware 9.1 Released · · Score: 1
    I sometimes wonder that if a distro like Slackware cost $1,000 the way that silly Red Hat Enterprise (or whatever they call it) does, then the suits at Oracle would be falling over themselves to 'certify' their stuff to run on it.