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  1. ET even thinks its teh ghey on Alienware Planning Android iPhone Killer? · · Score: 0

    I heard it comes with a free punch in the neck for being a fucking idiot and buying it in the first place.

  2. Re:Implied Lisa? on Outer Space has a Smell · · Score: 0

    Sounds like Sir Gut-Free

  3. Re:FUNNY?! That's not funny, try for TRUE on Multi-Threaded SSH/SCP · · Score: 0
    I go with this method:
    • Get the girl pregnant
    • Kick her down some stairs
    • repeat
  4. Re:This is asking for trouble... on Antarctic Expedition To Track Down Extreme Living Creatures · · Score: 0

    Of course they will. Everyone knows that Antarctica is one of Norris' favorite spots to do naked breakdancing.

  5. Treadmill = Energy, this is my question . . . on Knee Brace Generates Electricity From Walking · · Score: 0

    I go to the gym a lot and there are like 200 people on treadmills when I go. Does anyone know what stops us from generating power from the hamster people?
    IF this idea is feasible then, PATENT PENDING (C) 2008 ME

  6. Re:Amazing coincidence on Serious Vulnerability In Firefox 2.0.0.12 · · Score: 0

    My grandmother uses Lynx, and she said "ur teh ghey n3wb".

  7. sounds like a negotiation to me: on Yahoo To Reject Microsoft Bid · · Score: 0

    Microsoft: We're fucked. Yahoo, we'll give you a shit load of money so we aren't the only ones that are super fucked.
    Yahoo!: That'd be nice and all, but that can only buy me one island in the bahamas . . . I mean, we really value our values here at Yahoo! and believe in our products, so we'll have to say no.
    Microsoft: We'll buy you a state.
    Yahoo!: Do we have to install Vista on our desktops?
    Microsoft: No.
    Yahoo!: Deal.

  8. Read the whole fucking article - The problem ... on Has Ron Paul Quit? · · Score: 0
    If you read the whole fucking article you can see that kdawson is a cock monger just like most other media sources.

    Ron Paul is not going to surrender, and John McCain will not take the Republican nomination without the fight of his life. Your donations and work as Precinct Leaders are needed now more than ever. Thank you all for everything you've done so far -- the revolution has just begun.


    He cut back on his campaign staff, he didn't call it quits. Its headlines like this in the media that confuse people and cause them to find someone else to support because they trust that big media (and apparently small media) are telling the truth and providing the people with actual news.
    The Associated Press, wow, telling the truth
    Chron, telling the truth
    Digg can fuck off
    Shoutwire can fuck off
    Associated Content can fuck off
  9. Microsoft, Word Up! Get it Microsoft Word? on Hostile ta Vista, Baby · · Score: 0

    Long . . . winded . . . douche . . . bag.

    c.t.f.o

  10. Re:My candidate is not allowed? on Best Presidential Candidate, Republicans · · Score: 0

    You're not running?!?! FUCK . . . I guess I'll have to vote for Hillary.

  11. Re:Hmm on Physicist Calculates Trajectory of Tiger At SF Zoo · · Score: 0

    There is no tragedy here. This is pure and simple karma. That tiger takes shit all day long from a hundred sniveling little shits."Hey Tony, this cage is grrrrrreat!"

    While zoos are great for "seeing animals in the wild" to the animals its a great way to be an emotional punching bag.
    The moral of the story, don't fuck with tigers.

  12. Speaking of adapters... on A Mythbuster's Biggest Tech Headaches (and Solutions) · · Score: 0

    Id like to see Kari Byron's adapter . . .

  13. Re:I can feel the kindness on AIDS Drug Patent Revoked In US · · Score: 0

    I dont get the comparison, mother teresa was a cunt . . . see

  14. Re:Solution: on MySpace Private Pictures Leak · · Score: 0

    Heres a security disclaimer for the world. If you want to keep shit private, keep shit private. The internet is a public forum and myspace is know for security holes. As well as moist underclad teenage holes.

  15. What no holster? on Bluetooth Prosthetics Help US Marine To Walk Again · · Score: 0

    Shit, alex murphy would be so unpleased.

  16. Re:You know what to do... on MySpace Private Pictures Leak · · Score: 0

    "i can has naked sluts?" -lmao.

  17. Re:So what on Rails Bigwig Rails on Rails Community · · Score: 0
    I think he thinks he is Chuck Norris. A lot of his comments sound Chuck Norris Web-esque.

    I've been playing for about 13 years and I'm fucking awesome. I can play nearly everything if I practice, but I'm so good I never need to practice.
    Yeah Im sure. Ive heard his new hit "Rails Stole My Girl" and its pretty good...



    And the bitter truth comes out.
  18. Too bad I always . . . on Airport Profilers Learn to Read Facial Expressions · · Score: 0

    Too bad I always make this face while at the airport . . . rar

  19. FRIST ACDI on IE 8 Passes Acid2 Test · · Score: 0

    WOHOO

  20. Awesome! on Jackson Slated to Make Hobbit Movie, Sequel · · Score: 0

    We'll get to see Frodo and Sams love bloom.

  21. Re:Horny Hamster is next on Ubuntu Gutsy Gibbon vs. Mac OS X Leopard · · Score: 0
    Here are some of my suggestions for future release names:
    • harry hardon
    • impotent indian (native american, fuck)
    • Tight Tuna
    • Queefing Queen
    • Lolita Labia
    • monstrous meatus (google it)
    Im not trolling I like Ubuntu . . . I just like vulgarities too. :)
    Anyone care to contribute?
  22. Re:hairy hardon vs eating shit on Ubuntu Gutsy Gibbon vs. Mac OS X Leopard · · Score: 0

    Ok, its spam, but there are two positive things in the message
    - a "Pump up the Volume" reference
    - a an awesome codename for a software project.

  23. FRIST SOPU! on Scientists Trap Light In Nano-Soup · · Score: 2, Funny

    FRIST SOPU WITH LIGH TIN I!

  24. Re:You've got it all wrong! on Fark Seeks to Trademark NSFW · · Score: 1

    your balls are upside down.
    :P~~~~~~~C===3
    Squik Squik

    ==SKINY PENIS==

  25. Re:Figures on Ogg Vorbis / Theora Language Removed From HTML5 Spec · · Score: 1

    Fuck the public they suck.