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  1. Lie management software package on NRF Calls SCO's Claims 'Meritless' · · Score: 3, Funny

    For productivity, SCO needs a good lie management software package.

    Maybe Microsoft could write them one?

    You know what they say about telling lies leads to the need to tell bigger lies. Sheesh, didn't Darl learn that as a kid?

  2. Re:How many people of come out against this?? on NRF Calls SCO's Claims 'Meritless' · · Score: 2, Funny

    It isn't over until Lorra Diddlings sings.

    Perhaps you mean Laura Didio?

  3. Re:And now we have ... on BASIC Computer Language Turns 40 · · Score: 1
    Hey, OpenOffice.org has a nice Basic built into it.
    Sub Main()
    oDrawDoc = StarDesktop.loadComponentFromURL( "private:factory/sdraw", "_blank", 0, Array() )
    oDrawPage = oDrawDoc.getDrawPages().getByIndex( 0 )

    ' Draw some colored rectangles
    oSize = MakeSize( 1000, 2000 )
    For i = 0 To 15
    oShape = MakeRectangleShape( oDrawDoc, MakePoint( 1000 + (i * 1200), 1000 ), oSize )
    oDrawPage.add( oShape )

    oShape.FillColor = RGB( 255*i/15,220-i/15*80,250-i/15*200 )
    oShape.CornerRadius = 1000 * (i/15)
    Next
    End Sub

    Function MakePoint( x As Long, y As Long ) As com.sun.star.awt.Point
    Dim aPoint As New com.sun.star.awt.Point
    aPoint.x = x
    aPoint.y = y
    MakePoint() = aPoint
    End Function

    Function MakeSize( width As Long, height As Long ) As com.sun.star.awt.Size
    Dim aSize As New com.sun.star.awt.Size
    aSize.width = width
    aSize.height = height
    MakeSize() = aSize
    End Function

    Function MakeRectangleShape( oDrawDoc As Object,_
    Optional position As com.sun.star.awt.Point,_
    Optional size As com.sun.star.awt.Size ) As com.sun.star.drawing.RectangleShape
    oShape = oDrawDoc.createInstance( "com.sun.star.drawing.RectangleShape" )
    If Not IsMissing( position ) Then
    oShape.Position = position
    EndIf
    If Not IsMissing( size ) Then
    oShape.Size = size
    EndIf
    MakeRectangleShape() = oShape
    End Function
    Too bad I can't quickly figure out how to post formatted code on Slashdot. :-(
  4. Re:missing line on BASIC Computer Language Turns 40 · · Score: 1

    I hope this is not typical of the code quality of Slashdot programming? There is going to be a runtime error the second time that line 1010 is reached.

  5. Boost demand for faster chips? on Universal 3D File Format In The Works · · Score: 1

    From the article... In particular, they hope that such a standard will allow 3D data to be more easily incorporated into other apps, such as web browsers, to make 3D imagery more widespread - and, in turn, boost demand for faster processors and graphics chips.

    Shouldn't they have said....

    ...and in turn slow down computers and applications everywhere.

  6. Re:SCO fixes on Linus Torvalds: Backporting Is A Good Thing · · Score: 1

    You're presuming that there is some SCO code to actually remove from the kernel. It remains to be seen if it is so.

  7. Re:Microsoft offers interoperatibility? on Free Optimizing C++ Compiler from Microsoft · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know about lately, but years ago, MS development tools had EULAs that prevented you from using MS tools to develop either (1) more development tools or (2) word processors.

  8. Re:MS seems to be doing a lot of this lately... on Free Optimizing C++ Compiler from Microsoft · · Score: 4, Insightful

    EVERY new machine SHOULD come with a separate developer's CD just as every boxed version of OSX should.

    Twenty years ago I would absolutely agree.

    Not today.

    Only one in one hundred, maybe one in one thousand users would do anything with this CD. (And I am counting the users who make clocks or other decorations out of useless CD's.) Don't increase the cost for everyone so that you can have a CD in the box.

    What development tools? What language? What IDE? There are so many to choose from. If the CD doesn't have the right one, then it doesn't do any good anyway. As soon as two (2) of those tools on that CD are out of date, then the CD is perceived to be out of date.

    If developer tools are to be free as in lunch, then why not just make them available for download. This is much cheaper than including a CD with every computer.

  9. Re:First Glance on E-Voting Company Reveals Their Source Code · · Score: 1

    2) You may not download this Software if you are located in any country (or are a national of a country) subject to a general U.S. or U.N. embargo or are deemed to be a terrorist country (i.e., Cuba,Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan and Syria).

    Ouch! Why the patriotic license clause?


    That license clause is to protect us from people in other countries who might start getting ideas about having tamper-free elections.

  10. Re:Is Real their own problem? on Real Problems · · Score: 1

    Do you mean ex-senior-engineer?

  11. Re:...and the whole thing is over!? on IBM Files For Declaratory Judgement In SCO Case · · Score: 1

    Niether will the RIAA or MPAA. There will still be Trusted Computing. There will still be the DMCA. PATRIOT. PIRATE. etc.

  12. Re:Its about time IBM on IBM Files For Declaratory Judgement In SCO Case · · Score: 1

    Is it true that SCO and RIAA are planning a merger?

    That would be way cold if SCO could take the RIAA down with them when SCO goes down.

  13. Re:How do you pronounce "SCO" anyway? on Leaked Memo Says Microsoft Raised $86 million for SCO · · Score: 1

    If you listen to SCO's financial teleconferences, and hear how they themselves pronounce it, the winner is...

    Number 1 -- rymes with "snow".

    Or rymes with "fiaSCO". Does not ryme with "SCOundrel".

  14. Re:Yeah, I wondered. on Transcript of Eben Moglen's Harvard Speech · · Score: 1

    No need to sacrifice Eben, after IBM is finished with their counterclaims, Darl will be vaporized anyway.

  15. Re:Eben Moglen resume on Transcript of Eben Moglen's Harvard Speech · · Score: 1

    1984, Associate, Cravath Swaine & Moore, New York.

    In case nobody noticed, this is the firm representing IBM in SCO vs. IBM.

  16. Re:Windows Tools on Moving from Linux to Windows Desktop? · · Score: 1

    Moderators on crack again.

    Don't you mean still?

  17. Re:March 14 on What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day? · · Score: 1

    That gives you extra time to procrastinate.

  18. Re:March 14 on What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day? · · Score: 1

    I thought March was national procrastination week? (At least in the US.)

  19. Re:aka... on Microsoft Agrees Settlement Over MikeRoweSoft.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Microsoft pulls stick out of ass... finds it makes for better PR when carrot is tied to it"

    I'm not sure I would want that stick, even if the stick had a carrot tied to it.

  20. Re:lol... on Verisign to run National RFID Directory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm wondering when the terrorists will catch up and build booby traps that only explodes when the RFID scanner attached to the booby trap detects an e.g. US-american citizen nearby

    Someone could even set us up the boom such that it only explodes when brought into proximity of a specific RIAA CD, or a specific Gilette razor. Highly targeted.

  21. Re:Sadly Enough on Microsoft Extends Win98/SE Support · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is desperately trying to get companies to switch, but getting Officer Level peeps to understand the inherent benefits is proving to be... difficult..

    Seems to me like it should be easy. First of all, don't PHB's believe everything Microsoft says?

    Microsoft should just tell them that they need to upgrade because the Windows 98/SE they are running is "inherently insecure", unstable, obsolete, etc. All the things that we already know. That should convince them to upgrade. And it comes from a trustworthy source.

  22. Re:A quick list on What You Can't Say · · Score: 1

    The problem with agnostics is that they claim that the existence of God is unknowable. I think it is merely unknown but perhaps knowable.

    You are free to choose to believe or not, as am I or anyone else.

    I am under the impression that few people suffer from hallucinations. Otherwise it would be considered "normal".

    Personal knowledge is not a bad way of obtaining knowledge. If there is proof of the knowledge (I discovered that the Earth goes around the Sun!) then there is no problem. If there is no proof, then you have only what someone says. You can take it or leave it. If someone invites you to communicate with God, then it is your choice.

    It is simply the lack of any proof with which you use to say that personal knowledge of something is bad.

    If someone says they have personal knowledge of something provably wrong (personal knowledge the earth is flat, the moon is made of cheese) then you have good reason to not believe and even argue the disproof.

    If someone says they have personal knowledge of something unprovable, then it is only your dodgy "personal knowledge" that they are wrong. I think Carl Sagan's Contact was interesting in this regard. Especially the movie. One individual. Not one shred of proof.

  23. Re:A quick list on What You Can't Say · · Score: 1

    The problem with agnostics is that they claim that the existence of God is unknowable. I think it is merely unknown but perhaps knowable.

    How about knowable, but not provable. A matter of personal experience. But not something which can be demonstrated in a lab.

  24. Re:Stopping spam, popups, etc. on 101 Ways To Save The Internet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Laws are not the solution to everything.

    On the other hand, don't fall into the trap of thinking that they are not the solution to anything.

    Some people simply will never play nice with others. For these, you must have laws with penalties, and then enforce them.

    There is a reason why we go through this completely silly exercise of writing down laws on books that say you can't steal from my home. Such a thing should be obvious right? So why is it that we spend money on legislatures to go through this exercise?

    I would point out that the Junk Fax problem is largely a thing of the past.

  25. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email on 101 Ways To Save The Internet · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes, let's get rid of html in e-mails.

    Instead let's come up with a new, different markup language. No pictures. Everything should be plugins instead. If you need a graphic, use a plugin.

    What? Worried that the mail recipient won't have the plugin? No problem. Enhance the e-mail standard such that the plugin executable is included as part of the e-mail message.

    What's that you say? Incompatible executable formats? Nonsense. Everyone uses Windows.

    The DRM system can keep track of which plugins were used to display your incomming e-mail and charge you accordingly.

    This is a great plan....
    • A new advanced markup language is created
    • No more ugly text only messages!!!! Guaranteed attractive mail!!!
    • E-mail messages will look better, therefore they must
      • be more important
      • have more intelligent content
    • Plugin developer's benefit
    • Microsoft benefits
    • bandwidth providers benefit
    • vendors of various parts of the e-mail infrastructure benefit from upgrades
    • Spammers benefit
    • Spam recipients benefit from more attractive spam
    In short, everyone benefits.