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  1. Fear on DragonFly 2.4 Released · · Score: 3, Funny


    that fourth major BSD â" has had its 2.4 release

    Six more BSDs and they will officially go from "mindless roving undead" to "collectively intelligent zombie horde."

  2. Re:Does not disappoint? on Panasonic 3D TV Does Not Disappoint · · Score: 1

    hahahaa, wish I had mod points today, that was fucking hilarious.

  3. "Outraged Christian bloggers" ? on EA Comes Under Fire for Shady PR Stunts · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Outraged Christian bloggers"?

    Boy, remind me not to get on their bad side! They may pray me to death with their eerie powers...

  4. Re:NCLB on Schooling, Homeschooling, and Now, "Unschooling" · · Score: 1


    Anyway, what about the rest of the kids?

    They're wearing hockey helmets sitting in a short school bus.

  5. Re:Soo.... on AMC Releasing a New "The Prisoner" In November · · Score: 1


    Season 1? Why not compare shows strictly by their pilots, while you're at it?

    I'm a busy fellow and just compare shows by the commercials. "More To Love" looks like a winner!

  6. Yay! on Canadian Hate-Speech Law Violates Charter of Rights · · Score: 0


    Take that, Thought Police!

  7. It's all clear now. on Build Your Own $2.8M Petabyte Disk Array For $117k · · Score: 4, Funny


    AHhh, this is why the EMC guy committed suicide. It wasn't because he was dying of cancer.

  8. Hm. on Why AT&T Killed iPhone Google Voice · · Score: 5, Funny


    FTA: What this episode really uncovers is that AT&T is dying

    Awaiting confirmation from Netcraft.

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  9. Re:Free speech and democracy? on Flickr Yanks Image of Obama As Joker · · Score: 1


    You can't parody a parody?

    No, the second negates the first making it ALL TRUE!

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  10. Re:why would you ... on The Decline of the Landline · · Score: 1

    I don't have those problems but I do find we can talk over each other going cell-to-cell

  11. Re:why would you ... on The Decline of the Landline · · Score: 1

    My security alarm needs it

    My alarm company AAA Alarms installed mine with a wireless option. The hardware was ~$200 and the monitoring for the radio another $18/month but it was still cheaper in the long run over paying for a landline I wouldn't use.
    Ironic thing? AAA Alarms is owned by the local phone company.

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  12. Re:why would you ... on The Decline of the Landline · · Score: 1


    There's still the issue of voice bandwidth. Telephones are already limited enough. Cell phones have an even smaller frequency response range.

    Are you planning on sing opera over the phone?

  13. Re:Decline of the Landline on The Decline of the Landline · · Score: 1


    Nonsense, ham radio is far superior than land line, it gives the sound quality an earthly vibrant texture, unlike the harsh undertones of the land line.

    Wow, for a moment I thought you were comparing vinyl to CD, not ham radio to land line.

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  14. blarg on Wired Writer Disappears, Find Him and Make $5k · · Score: 5, Funny


    It'll be funny when a Mac user wins the $5K and has to admit finding him on the other side of a glory hole.

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  15. Re:Model on How the Pirate Bay Will Be Legalized · · Score: 2, Funny


    This is modelled after the "Start paying your $699 licensing Fee you cock-smoking teabaggers" business plan.

  16. I'll take "Bums" for $1000. on Average Gamer Is 35, Fat and Bummed · · Score: 5, Funny


    Alex Trebek: This average Gamer Is 35, Fat and Bummed
    Contestant: What is slashdot?
    Alex Trebek: Can you be more specific?
    Contestant: Who is Cowboy Neal?
    Alex Trebek: Congratulations to our new Jeopardy champion!

  17. Re:Crazy but true. on English Wikipedia Reaches 3 Million Articles · · Score: 1


    Ouch. Me == Tard.

  18. Crazy but true. on English Wikipedia Reaches 3 Million Articles · · Score: 5, Funny


    Beate Eriksen (who?) will be more famous for being the 3,000,000th wiki article than for his acting skills.

  19. ha ha ha on Up To 90 Percent of US Money Has Traces of Cocaine · · Score: 1


    Imagine how high the percentage would be if the War on Drugs wasn't so successful!

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  20. Re:What's the point? on TomTom Releases iPhone Navigation App · · Score: 1


    This differs from the built-in Google Maps... how?

    Google Maps is free so it just can't be as good as TomTom's pricey AppStore app!

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  21. Re:"Authorized" reproduction on Building an Apple-1 From Scratch — Just Like Woz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not only that, but didn't Woz give the schematics away to anyone who wanted it?

    The early Apple was a truly great company in the way it shared information. My first machine ever was an Apple ][+ I bought (with 50% of the cost from my parents) in 1981. It came with several spiral bound books, my favourite being the System Reference manual. That had an assembler dump of the ROM, schematics, etc. I cut my teeth on that machine (which I still have in working order FWIW). Replaced the resistor in a resistor/capacitor pair on a 555 timer chip with a potentiometer to have a variable repeat key speed.

    Yeah, that kind of shit is all done in software nowadays, but I did this by reading the docs from Apple and some Trial & Error when I was 15.

    Fast forward to today and, honest truth, I was THIS CLOSE to buying a pair of iPhones for the coolness and opted not to because of the way those NON TECHNICAL CUNTS who run things opted to SUCK THE COCK of AT&T rather than being true geeks.

    Obviously, I didn't buy the phones. Have a jailbroken iPod touch for Google Voice and future cool Bluetooth stuff but I'm saddened that I have to go off the grid for coolness when, back in the day, Apple == Cool.

    Now get off my fucking lawn.

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  22. Re:Recommendations? Seriously? on Science, Technology, Natural History Museums? · · Score: 2, Insightful


    That's a ridiculous argument.

    In my 43 years I've never believed in a god or gods. (My parents must have raised me properly!) Would my time be better spent going to a museum/science exhibition to learn something or going to churches, synagogues, mosques, cult retreats, etc. to have supernatural woo-woo fed to me?

    Going to the religious bits wouldn't make me a "bigger man", it'd make me a "man wasting his time".

  23. Re:Creation Museum (Petersburg, KY) on Science, Technology, Natural History Museums? · · Score: 4, Insightful


    they have some really good exhibits showing documented evidence which supports the Creationist view.

    What? There's evidence that a superbeing created the universe? If that were indeed true, the discover(s) would be a shoe-in for a Nobel Prize.

  24. Re:Oh no! Automated Dr. Watson on Palm Pre Reports Your Location and Usage To Palm · · Score: 1


    Maybe if the crash happened while the user was in the Bermuda Triangle?

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  25. Weird. on Gardeners Told to Give Exhausted Bees an Energy Drink · · Score: 5, Funny


    Many people keep seeing bees on the ground and assume they are dead, but chances are they are having a rest

    I don't see them on the ground but they seem to collect in my lawn mower's grass catcher.

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