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  1. Re:point of sale systems? on AMD Releases 2 Low-Power 64-bit Processors · · Score: 3, Insightful


    I don't understand why some seemingly rather simple applications would require a large amount of processing power.
    When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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  2. Re:Also, when you don't find... on The Right Amount of "Challenge" In IT & Gaming · · Score: 2, Funny


    Not necessarily. I have an intellectually stimulating job (which I love) but upon reading the shit I post, most people would think I worked at an abattoir slaughtering pigs all day.

  3. Re:A few predictions on Music Labels Working On Digital Album Format · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot:
    n+3) years: RIAA blames piracy for the failure of CMX and contributes heavily to politicians for new laws.

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  4. Save your money on Linux-Friendly, Internet-Enabled HDTVs? · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Save your money on subscriptions.

    Just get a no-frills (but decent) HDTV then pick up a PopcornHour Network Media Tank. Plays xvid, DVD ISO, x.264, etc up to 1080p.

  5. Re:So, on LHC To Start Back Up In November At Half Power · · Score: 5, Funny


    they've been soldering those wires. They should you thicker ones if they want higher current

    I was at BestBuy a few years ago and heard the blue-shirted drone tell these guys "Look, you have to use Monster Cable for your Hadron collider."

    Did they listen? No!

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  6. Pondering the luck of others on Neuron Path Discovery May Change Our Conception of Itching · · Score: 5, Funny


    [...] the first behavioral evidence that there are separate circuits of nerve cells to convey itchiness and pain, and their studies suggest that itch and pain signals are transmitted along different pathways in the spinal cord.

    This got me thinking...

    You know how it is when you're stuck in a conversation at work with Bob the Office Drone and you get a terrible itch building up in waves across your scrotum? The kind that makes you force a smile on your face while you're thinking "Man oh man, I wish Bob would fuck off so I could scratch myself!"

    Well... quadriplegics don't get that! Lucky bastards.

    Guess I'm a "the glass is 3% full" kind-of-guy.

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  7. Re:Hot Jupiter, yawn on NASA's New Telescope Finds Exoplanet Atmosphere · · Score: 5, Funny


    One day I expect Kepler to discover an Earth-like planet with an Earth-like atmosphere and the public won't even care. Getting funding to image the surface of that planet will be an uphill battle and even if the returned images show undoubted proof of intelligent life, people still won't care.

    Sadly, I think you're right.

    NASA will have to pay money to Big Media for a spot on a reality show. Two morbidly obese women will be mud wrestling... the camera pulls back and Paris Hilton is now in the foreground saying "Life on other planets is hot! Drink Red Bull!"

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  8. Re:two patent offices on Microsoft Patents XML Word Processing Documents · · Score: 5, Funny


    Just overhaul the entire IP system.

    Yep, every person who adopts IPv6 is another person free from Microsoft's evil embrace!
    Err.. wait a minute...

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  9. Re:Stop the madness on Microsoft Patents XML Word Processing Documents · · Score: 5, Funny


    Whoa, Steve, cool down. Throw a couple of chairs and chill out.

    .

  10. He forgot one on The Mice That Didn't Make It · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't forget this one. The only manufacturers' mouse which is usually replaced by a 3rd party one within minutes.

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  11. The pricks won't stop. on Wipeout HD Loading Ads Scrapped After Uproar · · Score: 5, Insightful


    The ad has been removed from Wipeout HD and we are investigating the situation to ensure that any in-game advertising does not affect gameplay

    Read: "We are still committed to forcing ads on you and will find a less annoying way to do so."

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  12. Re:Is This Bus Syndrome? on CentOS Project Administrator Goes AWOL · · Score: 2, Funny

    My prediction is that either the Admin will turn up or (worst case) won't.

    An amazing grasp of the obvious, Mr. AC!

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  13. Re:Anyone Going? on First MS Retail Stores Will be In Scottsdale, AZ and Mission Viejo, CA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would be interesting to hear from people who actually go to one of these stores.

    I'd happly walk into a porn store wearing nothing but shorts and sandals and report back to you. But an MS store? I'll have to buy a trenchcoat and fedora to go with my black glasses.

    Yuck!

  14. Re:Linux: Debian on Debian Decides To Adopt Time-Based Release Freezes · · Score: 1


    However nit picking aside, at least we shall now get some certainty in the releases of (probably) the worlds best distro.

    We already do: OpenBSD comes out in May and November. Not that it's a "distro" but...

  15. Re:Just telling my girlfriend about text adventure on A History of Early Text Adventure Games · · Score: 1


    I'm now in the latter half of my thirties and my girlfriend is in her mid-twenties and I was just rambling on about text adventure games. She looked at me like I had three heads and never heard of such a thing.

    I guess you have to fill the time when waiting for the Viagra to kick in. :)

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  16. Re:It works? on Why OpenBSD's Release Process Works · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Another schism was when de Raadt was booted from the NetBSD team and formed OpenBSD back in the mid '90s.

    In hindsight, that was probably one of the best things to have ever happened in Free-OS-Land. I sure am happy it did.

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  17. blah on Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska · · Score: -1, Flamebait


    It's Trig's placenta. Don't touch it, you'll become retarded too.

  18. Re:What? on New Service Converts Torrents Into PNG Images · · Score: 5, Funny


    It's hidden in their header png.

  19. The race is on... on New Service Converts Torrents Into PNG Images · · Score: 5, Funny


    The.Black.Hole.1979.dvdrip.xvid.torrent -> goatse.png
    ... you know you want to.

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  20. Re:Richard Dawkins on Tomorrow's Science Heroes? · · Score: 2, Insightful


    You know, there are a lot of people who don't have a problem combining religion and science

    and there are those who think.

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  21. Take them to the Creationist Museum on Tomorrow's Science Heroes? · · Score: -1, Troll


    They'll learn all about the Earth remarkable 6000 year journey from nothingness to the present day and how baby dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark. You know... science!

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  22. Re:I would also like some advice on Which Language Approach For a Computer Science Degree? · · Score: 1


    German can sound like a pretty angry language, almost like Klingon. Maybe they're just reading love poems to one another?

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  23. Re:Well... yeh. on Swine Flu Kills Obese People Disproportionately · · Score: 1


    Well said.

    All the "my body is special" whining won't change the fact that you don't see many fatties in the old folks' homes. Most of them were planted years before old age.

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  24. Re:Well... yeh. on Swine Flu Kills Obese People Disproportionately · · Score: 1

    The fact still remains - I may look better, but I feel like shit.

    Look at the bright side: you'll live longer to feel shitty!

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  25. Re:The story title is wrong ... on Swine Flu Kills Obese People Disproportionately · · Score: 1


    I dunno... I love spicy food but sometimes I overdo it. Not sure if the Ring of Fire really is preferable to cancer... :P