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First MS Retail Stores Will be In Scottsdale, AZ and Mission Viejo, CA

UnknowingFool writes "MS has announced the locations of its first two retail stores. The first one will be located at The Shops in Mission Viejo, CA sometime in the fall. There is an existing Apple store at the location. The second one will be located in Scottsdale Fashion Square in Scottsdale, AZ. That location does not have an Apple store. According to Corporate Communications Director Kim Stocks, the locations were picked because they were 'hot markets,' presumably meaning high traffic. Also, the stores will sell laptops, Zunes, Xbox 360s, MS and 3rd party software. No details on which laptops were provided."

189 comments

  1. Hardware? by LeinadSpoon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anyone know if they have a deal with a hardware manufacturer? Which companies' laptops will they sell?

    1. Re:Hardware? by mattack2 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gee, they're locating near Apple stores.. they could just point them over there.

  2. Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Scottsdale loc does have an Apple store; it's shiny, new and enormous. I just bought a mac-mini there a couple days ago.

    1. Re:Wrong! by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 1

      Isn't the Apple store in the new Scottsdale Quarter? That's on the opposite end of town, unless there's another one I'm unaware of.

    2. Re:Wrong! by sidesh0w · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, the only Apple store in Scottsdale is like 10 miles north of there, near Keirland Commons not Fashion Square. I can, however, confirm its shininess.

    3. Re:Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just there a few weeks ago and I did not notice an Apple store. Always wished they'd have one, because I'd have to drive down to Chandler any time I wanted something. Where would they put it??? The whole GD place is under construction... dunno if you know what you're talking about...

    4. Re:Wrong! by LionMage · · Score: 3, Informative

      How this got modded informative is beyond me. Anyone can simply head over to the web site that Apple maintains with the list of stores. The stores in Arizona are:

      • Chandler, Chandler Fashion Center
      • Gilbert, SanTan Village
      • Glendale, Arrowhead
      • Phoenix, Biltmore (where I do most of my Apple Store shopping)
      • Scottsdale, Scottsdale Quarter (note that this is not the Scottsdale Fashion Square!)
      • Tucson, La Encantada

      Furthermore, there's a link to the store at Scottsdale Quarter, which gives a map that shows the store is located on Scottsdale Road south of Kierland Boulevard. A Google search will turn up the site for the Scottsdale Fashion Square mall, which is at the intersection of Camelback and Scottsdale Roads. Plugging that into Google Maps (which Apple conveniently uses for the map and provides a driving directions link for) shows that the two locations are separated by 8.5 miles. So they're not even close.

    5. Re:Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the nearest Apple Store is in the Biltmore Fashion Park, about 5 miles west of there. I used to work at the Best Buy roughly across the street from it.

    6. Re:Wrong! by Titoxd · · Score: 1

      Plugging that into Google Maps (which Apple conveniently uses for the map and provides a driving directions link for) shows that the two locations are separated by 8.5 miles. So they're not even close.

      However, in Phoenix terms, that's 10 minutes of driving. Everyone drives in here (widespread suburbia, awesome freeway network, horrible public transportation outside the central Phoenix-Tempe-Mesa corridor, and oven-like temperatures), and someone from Scottsdale won't particularly mind driving down to the Chandler location if he wants to get his dose of Apple for the day. Also, consider that both the Scottsdale Quarter and Fashion Square are near the Pima Freeway -- State Route 101L -- so they really aren't as far as the map says they are.

    7. Re:Wrong! by SBrach · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there are also Apple stores in Arrowhead Mall and the Biltmore.

  3. Hot markets = upscale? by flanksteak · · Score: 2, Informative
    Having worked at a restaurant in the Fashion Square during college, I can only assume that when they say "hot markets" they mean "frequented by a wealthier demographic".

    Not that I expect an MS store to compete with WalMart, but these first two locations seem to target flush consumers.

    1. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by ionix5891 · · Score: 0, Troll

      flush consumers

      i taught these species went extinct

    2. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      Nah,just that the new "hip" is to look like you're being tight with your money, "oh, look at me forgoing my Gucci for Eddie Bauer". It's actually the perfect time for Microsoft to open stores... nothing says that you're cheap and shows that you're stupid like buying a windows laptop *rimshot*. And remember, just because your investment income doesn't match your $300K salary right now doesn't mean that you're poor.

    3. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd assume that MS has little interest in trying to compete with their existing (and already hugely effective) low-margin/low-end product sales channels. There are already numerous outfits moving cheap wintels by the palletload, an unsexy job, but one that requires considerable logistical skill.

      Where MS's existing sales channels are making very little headway, comparatively speaking, is the high end. These numbers suggest that just over 90% of computers that sold for over $1,000 were macs. That is pretty grim news for MS. Targeting wealthy areas, with retail stores designed to improve brand image, is presumably an attempt to counter that, not move more generic wintels, something that already happens without intervention.

    4. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by ionix5891 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Troll? jebus someones ego got bruised easily

    5. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      No, what they meant by "hot markets" was that, for instance, one of the stores was in Scottsdale, AZ. Pretty much anywhere in Arizona is ridiculously hot, year-round.

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    6. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      These numbers suggest that just over 90% of computers that sold for over $1,000 were macs. That is pretty grim news for MS.

      They did no such thing. They suggested that 90% of dollars spent on a "premium PC" was spent on a Mac. By the mechanism they used, one $5000 Mac Pro accounted the same as 5 $1000 Dells. See the flaw?

    7. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, sorry bro. It happens! I had a mod point to burn. No hard feelings though

    8. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by greyline · · Score: 1

      This Microsoft Store brought to Arizona by JOHN MCCAIN

    9. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See the flaw?

      Yeah, Dell lost a $5000 high-roller customer that probably bought an manufacturer warranty and will buy branded software and peripherals.

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    10. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by LionMage · · Score: 1

      That's just silly. Northern Arizona (Flagstaff, for example) gets snow, and is actually quite chilly much of the year. Phoenix and Scottsdale may get ridiculously hot in the summer, but that only lasts about 4 months; the rest of the time, it's comfortable shirt-sleeve weather with low humidity, and it's not unheard of to need a jacket or sweater during the winter, especially at night. Why, we've even been known to get frost on the ground. I even remember it snowing once! (The snowfall only stuck to the ground south of Camelback Road, as I recall, but it lasted for a while.)

    11. Re:Hot markets = upscale? by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Look at the type of stupid motherfucker they let have low UIDs here.

      Guess you've never been to the Grand Canyon in the winter. Or, you know, fucking gone to one of the multiple ski resorts in Arizona.

  4. Anyone Going? by Grimm_DH · · Score: 2

    Would be interesting to hear from people who actually go to one of these stores.

    1. Re:Anyone Going? by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just got back from the Mission Viejo store. They're serving free beer! At least, they said it was beer, I've never had bright-red, fruit-flavored beer served with ice in a glass pitcher before. Anyway, apart from the cherry-flavored sugary stuff they said was beer, the Microsoft store experience is a well-executed, classy affair that calls to mind the most elegant retailers outside the technology sector, from Nordstrom's to Saks Fifth Avenue to Neiman Marcus. There was free beer, and the tranquil, soothing environment makes you feel like you're the only customer in the store (which I'm sure was just a coincidence in my case) and really puts the crowded, noisy atmosphere in the Apple store to shame.

      Clearly, Microsoft, under the forward-looking leadership of CEO Ballmer, has taken a bold yet welcome step into the world of luxury retail. Their new storefront strategy looks like a can't-miss proposition. And the beer, did I mention the beer was really good? And it was free, too, I'm pretty sure I mentioned that. Anyway, I look forward to returning, once I've installed these new copies of Vista Ultimate Edition I just picked up. Thanks, Steve!

    2. Re:Anyone Going? by nbert · · Score: 1

      There is just one thing that interests me about those stores: According to the leaked ppts they are actually considering to have private birthday parties there. I'd like to know who would actually pay for celebrating in a MS store and what the program for that would look like.

      I just can't think of any way which doesn't result in utter embarrassment for everyone involved.

    3. Re:Anyone Going? by houghi · · Score: 0

      About the drink. Most likely it was a Belgian Kriek. By adding ice to it, Microsoft has done what it does best: they took a great product and watered it down.

      In Belgium there would be a mob lynching if they would see somebody do that.

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    4. Re:Anyone Going? by StyxRiver · · Score: 5, Funny

      And so, with that, the might Woosh bird takes flight.

      Kool-aid. He drank the Microsoft kool-aid.
      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drink+the+kool-aid

    5. Re:Anyone Going? by grub · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would be interesting to hear from people who actually go to one of these stores.

      I'd happly walk into a porn store wearing nothing but shorts and sandals and report back to you. But an MS store? I'll have to buy a trenchcoat and fedora to go with my black glasses.

      Yuck!

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    6. Re:Anyone Going? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I just got back from the Mission Viejo store. They're serving free beer! At least, they said it was beer, I've never had bright-red, fruit-flavored beer served with ice in a glass pitcher before.

      There's just so many jokes to make here I don't even know where to start. I guess I'll go with the non-obvious and ask if they promised there would be punch and pie. Sounds like they got the punch right but where's the pie?

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    7. Re:Anyone Going? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Consider: it's a store with gigantic screens and a huge number of Xboxen....

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    8. Re:Anyone Going? by Calithulu · · Score: 0, Troll

      I live a couple of miles away and I'd be happy to swing by once the store opens.

      If Microsoft is going to be selling a Microsoft-branded computer (i.e. not Dell or some other manufacturer) it might be win-win for them; someone sues because they're a monopoly using this (they make the computer, the OS, and they own the store) and they, in turn, bring a suit against Apple since this is Apple's exact business model.

      So the store is successful and we get Microsoft in-store tech support or it has a lawsuit brought against it and they can use that to slow down a company that is rapidly becoming a strong competitor.

    9. Re:Anyone Going? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's just so many jokes to make here I don't even know where to start. I guess I'll go with the non-obvious...

      Unfortunately there's only one joke for me to make here. It starts with the World Health Organization, and ends with Orchard Supply Hardware. It's kinda short, but if you get it, it's actually pretty damn funny.

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    10. Re:Anyone Going? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone sues because they're a monopoly using this (they make the computer, the OS, and they own the store) and they, in turn, bring a suit against Apple since this is Apple's exact business model.

      Geez, how many times must we go over this. Bundling products together for sale is not a crime. Undermining markets by bundling products together when one has a monopoly on one of the markets is a crime. Unless Apple has a monopoly on desktop OS's or PC systems they can bundle them together all they want because it doesn't harm any markets. MS does have a monopoly on desktop OS's (as already determined by numerous courts) so MS bundling that with an MS PC system for sale is illegal.

      An analogy to your statement would be saying "when someone sues because they're a archer (they shot an arrow into a person and killed them in the afternoon) and they, in turn, bring a suit against Im Dong-hyun since this is exactly what he does in the olympics to win gold medals (firing arrows)." That is to say, your statement makes complete sense so long as you're completely wrong about what is illegal about MS's actions and why it is illegal and intentionally refuse to learn.

    11. Re:Anyone Going? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gives new meaning to crashing a party...nyuk nyuk...

    12. Re:Anyone Going? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair to those guys, I doubt anyone outside the US knows what Kool-Aid is...

    13. Re:Anyone Going? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yes it will be a huge display for the Xbox. That's great for you gamer. What does that mean to an average consumer who is not a gamer. Not much. I read somewhere that the target market for the store was a young mother. Most likely that young mother would avoid the MS store if only to keep her children from asking to buy games or hardware when she visited. She might visit specifically to buy something (which she can do at BestBuy, Target, etc), but she's not going to browse for too long.

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    14. Re:Anyone Going? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      "No shirt,
      No shoes,
      No service.
      By opening this door you agree that we are not liable for anything we say nor sell you. You agree that the product we sell you may not be suitable for any purpose. You will not hold us liable for your using the product to run a nuclear plant. You agree to give us your firstborn son in a basket at the back door on the night of his first full moon. You will not irritate Happy Fun Ball."

  5. Going the way of Gateway by hfsys · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey didn't Gateway open retail stores, right before their final demise? This is't really a bad thing then, is it?

    1. Re:Going the way of Gateway by SCPRedMage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wouldn't bet on it; after all, Microsoft is Too Big to Fail, right?

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    2. Re:Going the way of Gateway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because Microsoft is really in dire financial straits, after all.

      Oh, wait, let's go with another analogy! Hey, didn't Apple open retail stores, when pundits were touting they were on the brink of bankruptcy? How'd that work out for them?

      (Note: I'm not saying the stores will do well or poorly, but JESUS people, at least wait until you see one before you judge.)

    3. Re:Going the way of Gateway by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      The problem with the Gateway stores is that they didn't have Computers in them.

      They still had decent brand image at the time, and I know people that went to them. But if you have to mail-order your computer, why go to a retail store?

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    4. Re:Going the way of Gateway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Gateway isn't dead, they have just become tiny and are now sold through big box stores as they should have done long ago.

      The Gateway stores always did baffle me (I was employed at one for a couple years). The other pc mfg's were supported by big box stores, who paid the rent/employees/utilities/inventory/etc. Apple can get away with it at the moment because of their specialty products that the masses care about. I think without the ipod/iphone revolution, Apple stores would become extinct in no time. Microsoft is not a sexy brand though, and nobody is lusting over the new version of Office enough to go drool over it on display at a mall.

      Microsoft has become the bandwagon company. They aren't innovating, only trying to snap up parts of markets that their competitors were first to and have better products on. Bing and Zune being the most obvious examples.

      If Microsoft wants to become top dog at something, they should try setting the mark instead of chasing it.

    5. Re:Going the way of Gateway by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      Fail Troll takes humor seriously...

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    6. Re:Going the way of Gateway by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I presume you mean computers to buy on the spot.

      I could see going to a retail store to look at/use the product for a little while to see if it fits your needs even generally, before mail ordering something that you'd send back close to instantly.

    7. Re:Going the way of Gateway by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      We can survive with what we have for a few years without Microsoft's active participation.

    8. Re:Going the way of Gateway by joelgrimes · · Score: 1

      Yep. The Mission Viejo store became a Boot Barn.

      That closed, too.

  6. Talk about a lousy job... by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Working at the Microsoft store in a mall where there's an Apple store would be a painful experience.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

      Working at the Microsoft store in a mall where there's an Apple store would be a painful experience.

      Yeah. People think that "East Coast/West Coast" thing is bad, but this -- Sheesh.

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    2. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it'd be a great job. You'd be able to catch up on all your email and web-surfing. They'll end up looking like the Sony retail stores... full of shiny things that nobody gives a hoot about. Except more boxes of software and fewer shiny things, in Microsoft's case.

    3. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

      Employees at Microsoft stores will be drowned in "can you help me fix my computer" requests.

    4. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by maxume · · Score: 1

      It might depend on a little on how much each store paid.

      I mean, the right to be smug isn't even worth $1 an hour to me.

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    5. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 2, Funny

      Working at the Microsoft store in a mall where there's an Apple store would be a painful experience.

      Yeah, it'd suck selling 10x the number of computers than the Apple store did. You wouldn't have time to annoy customers browsing your store, like the Apple store does. Also, I'd hate to have to be the one to have to stock the game section. That's a ton of work.

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    6. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by cyborch · · Score: 0, Troll

      wooosh....

      More like it would really reeaally suck to have all those smug apple fan boys drop by just to show off their new shiny hardware and try to mock the actual customers.

    7. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I mean, the right to be smug isn't even worth $1 an hour to me.

      They pay about the same; technically, the Apple smug allowance is conveyed as a health benefit.

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    8. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by iluvcapra · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They'll have to work pretty hard to sell 10x the number of computers... Common wisdom is that Apple stores have just about the highest revenue-per-square-foot in retail -- the 5th Avenue Apple Store in New York exceeds even Tiffany's.

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    9. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What do you mean, you mean the employees who are specifically there to field those requests?

      Last week, a document surfaced online showing concept sketches for a Microsoft store where people can order personalized laptops, take classes and get help from experts.

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    10. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Number of computers? Sales volume does not correlate to revenue per sq ft, perfectly. If I sell 10 $1000 laptops for every $3000 MBP you sell, well, I've trumped you in both revenue and volume.

    11. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, we can at least hope their techs they know what they're doing, like Apple's Geniuses and much unlike Best Buy's Geek Squad.

    12. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      So Tiffany's has a larger show room?

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    13. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I sell 10 $1000 laptops for every $3000 MBP you sell, well, I've trumped you in both revenue and volume.

      Yes, but you have to do that, and no retail outlet has ever done that, because you pulled those performance figures out of yer butt. We've been through this before with the Gateway and SonySTYLE stores... the thing that sets the Apple stores apart is the on-site customer service operation/"Genius Bar", the good curb appeal and browser-friendly experience, and the relatively well-informed staff. The MS stores could do as well if they incorporate those things, but considering they computer hardware they sell isn't sold for premium prices, they'll never see the revenue or profits.

      Who cares if you only sold one computer, if the other guy has to sell five in order to match your profit? The market share war is over, and Microsoft won. They now rule the world of cheap, poorly-supported computers.

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    14. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      You're not understanding. The point is that there's little correlation. How many laptops does Best Buy sell? Saying "it's going to be pretty hard to sell 10x the number of computers the Apple store does" is kinda silly when you have two vastly differing markets in terms of scale, economy, model choice. "Is it easier to convince (for example) 3x to part with $1,000 than it is to convince x people to part with $3,000?"

      The comparison to Tiffany's in revenue per sq ft is meaningless. "Consumer store sells more product than high end jewelery. More at 11!". Revenue per sq/ft is really only a measure of rental/lease costs on a property, and has very little to do with retail success.

      Apple-fealty is not a required, nor desired trait.

    15. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      I guess this isn't very responsive, on reflection. Oh well, still right.

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    16. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by raddan · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, that's the first +2 Troll post I've ever seen. Ha ha. The gerbil running SlashCode is totally fucked!

    17. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are probably right, there's some correlation but not much. Apple might not actually move as many units as a Microsoft store... they'll just have to find consolation in the fact they run a much more profitable retail operation. It's hard to see how MS could possibly extract better profits considering the material they're selling.

      ". Revenue per sq/ft is really only a measure of rental/lease costs on a property, and has very little to do with retail success.

      I dunno, since rent is the primary and distinguishing cost factor for a retail operation, it seems like performance per square foot would be a key metric, all other things being equal. "Retail success" is a sorta floppy term, and I'd contend that whatever it is, it doesn't have anything to do with unit sales.

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    18. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dicks like that would be a better advertisement for Windows than anything Microsoft's advertising can do.

    19. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by BlueCollarCamel · · Score: 1

      I imagine the 14 year olds that just discovered Ubuntu would be the real annoyance.

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    20. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by DrCode · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yea, especially for a guy. All the hot women will be going into the Apple store.

    21. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: all the rich women will be going into the Apple store. Not all hot women are rich, and not all rich women are hot.

    22. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, especially for a guy. All the hot women will be going into the Apple store.

      And if you don't believe this, spend a half hour waiting at the genius bar in the NYC 5th Avenue store... Only problem is that the "geniuses" spend way too much time with them.

    23. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by WiseWeasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thankfully for them, they probably won't have to do it for too long before having to find new jobs.

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    24. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Have you ever even been in an Apple store, the staff are very friendly. Now, the people who buy Apple... nah, just kidding.

    25. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it'd suck selling 10x the number of computers than the Apple store did.

      If you could do that, then you'd be the god of computer retailing. Look up the business press about the performance of the Apple stores.

      -jcr

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    26. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      If you're so averse to working, you could take over the stocking the Zunes.

      Seriously, though, Microsoft doesn't sell computers. They sell pre-loads to OEM manufacturers, and a tiny bit of their software is sold retail. And no, the XBox 360 doesn't count as selling computers.

    27. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Those poor folk will have the "I'll have to reinstall the OS" mantra slowly and painfully steeped into their brains via ex-Soviet brainwashing techniques.

      Even then, they may break out of their 'conditioning' and yell "Just buy a Mac, for Pete's sake!" at which point they will be led out the back door of the store and mercifully put down with a single shot to the back of the head.

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    28. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working at the Microsoft store in a mall where there's an Apple store would be a painful experience.

      I disagree. It sounds very relaxing.

      captcha: contrary

    29. Re:Talk about a lousy job... by cyborch · · Score: 1

      True, but I'd still not want to work in a shop subjected to that...

  7. But...but....will they sell...Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if they do, is that even....LEEEEEEGUUULLL??

    1. Re:But...but....will they sell...Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when was it illegal to sell your own product? Or in your case illeeeeeeguulllll.

    2. Re:But...but....will they sell...Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [raspy voice] I will MAKE IT LEGAL [/raspy voice]

  8. I hope they sell... by dan_sdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Clippy the Action Figure!

    1. Re:I hope they sell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that'd be kinda cool to own - especially if it functioned as a an envelop holder or whatever

    2. Re:I hope they sell... by failedtoinit · · Score: 2, Funny

      They've already released the Windows paper weight, AKA the Microsoft EULA.

    3. Re:I hope they sell... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...Clippy the Action Figure!

      "It looks like you're carrying a shotgu... oh dear."

    4. Re:I hope they sell... by pushing-robot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here you go. Just add some eyes and you're set.

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    5. Re:I hope they sell... by antdude · · Score: 1

      And Steve Ballmer who does a monkey dance, says Developers, and throw chairs!

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    6. Re:I hope they sell... by CWRUisTakingMyMoney · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wonder how long it'll be before the first person dresses in a full-body Clippy suit and goes to troll the stores. I want video!

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    7. Re:I hope they sell... by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      I just picked up a box of those at Staples the other day. Let me tell you they're not at all like the real one. I ask questions and it just sit there, and when I tried to get it to do all those cool shapes, he never pops into shape like he does in Word :(

  9. just think of the confusion... by Mr_Reaper · · Score: 1

    they will probably synchronize the release of new products, how will the fan boys figure out which line to stand in...

    1. Re:just think of the confusion... by pushing-robot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't name too many Microsoft fan boys who are also Apple fan boys. I'd be more worried about the gang violence.

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    2. Re:just think of the confusion... by Calithulu · · Score: 1

      Agreed! Nothing says "Thug Life" like being a whore for a company that makes Operating Systems! Just last week my homies and I got Zune tats and then pulled the card of some Apple wannabes!

      Yeah, I'm out. I think it might have been funny if I'd put a "Yo" in there somewhere...

    3. Re:just think of the confusion... by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Well, the American shopping mall is a strange and exotic place. Few can fathom its mysteries.

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  10. Well... Yeah... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Also the stores will sell laptops, Zunes, Xbox 360s, MS and 3rd party software."

    I would hope that if theres ANY place I could find Microsoft Software, it'd be at a microsoft store. Not that I'd go looking anyways.

    Its funny that they would open 2 locations to start, one with an Apple store nearby and one without - I would love to see the stats a month or two in. I'm curious if it'll make a difference.

    1. Re:Well... Yeah... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the proper word to use is "offer" rather than "sell" when it comes to Zunes.

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    2. Re:Well... Yeah... by consonant · · Score: 1
      *I* would be curious to know this: if there WERE a difference in the stats, how can you know it's because of the Apple Store? How would you adjust for other factors?

      Not trolling dude, genuinely want to know..

  11. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulations to Microsoft. More choices are a good thing, no matter what anyone says. Also, it'd be fun to stand at the entrance to their store (and the Apple store) and hand out Ubuntu CD's.

  12. All I know for sure by T+Murphy · · Score: 2, Funny

    They'll never open the store since they won't dare cut the ribbon.

    1. Re:All I know for sure by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      ba dum tsh!

  13. Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hey guys! You know that software vendor, you know, the one that you send really, really REALLY big checks to every weeK? You know, for license fees?

    Well guess what? They're taking all that money you are sending them, and using it to build a private chain store in order to cut you out of the equation! Really makes you feelg good about that six-figure WEEKLY check you send them, doesn't it?

    This is probably the DUMBEST possible move that MS could make - after 30 years of selling only through 3rd parties, setting up a 'bricks & mortar' chain while trends are to go virtual, while simultaneously pissing off their huge, multi-billion dollar partners... stupidity at its finest!

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    1. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by SCPRedMage · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that they aren't going to be selling computers of their own make, but systems made by companies like Dell, HP, Lenovo, or Asus.

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    2. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1, Troll

      Redmond-based Microsoft's stores are a way for the company to introduce consumers to its products in person, but they are not meant as a product showcase or a replacement for big electronics stores, Stocks said.

      RTFA: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

      Also, when was the last time you saw a laptop with "Microsoft" on the case? Microsoft *still* doesn't make their own laptops, they will *still* be selling laptops from Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus, etc.

      Stupidity at its finest indeed.

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    3. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by jamboarder · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked there were no laptops or desktops that were either manufactured or "Designed by Microsoft". So how exactly will Microsoft cut Dell, HP Lenovo, Asus, etc. out of the equation? How exactly will it piss them off if Microsoft sells their products in a Microsoft-branded store?

    4. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by value_added · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, when was the last time you saw a laptop with "Microsoft" on the case? Microsoft *still* doesn't make their own laptops, they will *still* be selling laptops from Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus, etc.

      I think the strategy is not too dissimilar to donut chains selling "premium coffee". Instead of selling the usual low-grade commercial blends, they'll sell mediocre-grade coffee but tart up the cups and store displays and use an espresso machine to output crappy coffee.

      In short Microsoft's strategy is to give people the impression they're in an Apple Store buying high-quality Apple Products.

      Stupidity at its finest indeed.

      I expect the real stupidity will be found at the Genius Bar -- "Did you try rebooting?"

    5. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Last time I checked ...

      Irrelevant, what will be relevent is _next_ time you check.

      MS didn't make MS branded game consoles when MSX was competing with Atari - until XBox.

      MS didn't make MS branded MP3 players - until Zune.

      MS hasn't made MS branded laptops, yet.

      Microsoft's business plan requires increasing revenue. They can put up prices (and seem to with Win7), sell more (not working at the moment) or take revenue from their 'partners'.

      Expect Microsoft branded XLap, XPC, XPhone, ...

    6. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Also, when was the last time you saw a laptop with "Microsoft" on the case?"
      I'm seeing them everywhere... all laptops got a fine sticker on top with "Microsoft Windows XP" or "Windows Vista" on it... and a license sticker on the bottom with Microsofts name on it.
      I've removed mine and replaced it with Tux... also very professional looking sticker.

    7. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      Huh? For all you know, they might be selling Dells, HP, Lenovos, and Asuses(?).

      Staples already does it for almost all of the above.

      If anyone should be worried, or pissed, it might be Best Buy and the like.

      Until the day when Microsoft starts making their own laptops and desktops, the companies you rattled off have nothing to fear. In fact, they should be happy to have another possible retail outlet to sell their stuff. Especially if it puts a dent in Apple stores.

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    8. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Also, when was the last time you saw a laptop with "Microsoft" on the case? Microsoft *still* doesn't make their own laptops, they will *still* be selling laptops from Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus, etc.

      Well, it was in this funky case, and the screen looked a bit odd for a computer, but it said "XBOX 360" on the outside....

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    9. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Did you buy a game console thinking it was a laptop? Do you think the Xbox is a threat to Dell or Asus?

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    10. Re:Dell, HP, Lenovo, Asus: TAKE NOTE! by koreaman · · Score: 1

      You don't have the slightest idea how any business works if you really think Dell pays its Microsoft invoices every week.

  14. look at it this way by nimbius · · Score: 4, Funny

    these stores arent so bad! now when your XBox red-rings, you can form lasting relationships as you return defective unit after defective unit to the same trusty store employees.

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    1. Re:look at it this way by AndrewNeo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Though to be honest, these could be a big hit (unfortunately, for the cause) if they sold and repaired Xbox 360's. On the spot exchange for a unit, just like Apple stores do.

    2. Re:look at it this way by AlexBirch · · Score: 1

      Will they have a genius bar? If my Aunt Click-on-everything has messed up her computer, can I simply point her to the Microsoft Store store and expect them to fix it for free? Apple has a tax or premium built into their products for their service.

      Should people expect Microsoft to fix their OS after they've installed every spyware software known to man? I'm sure that some Karl Rove disciple is busy printing out fliers explaining the Microsoft Store fixes all computers for FREE. Now that would be an interesting real life denial of service attack.

    3. Re:look at it this way by should_be_linear · · Score: 1

      Looking forward to see "pwn3d bar" inside, bartender in zombie costume and all...

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    4. Re:look at it this way by Telvin_3d · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Will they have a genius bar? If my Aunt Click-on-everything has messed up her computer, can I simply point her to the Microsoft Store store and expect them to fix it for free?

      Doesn't matter if you can because everyone automatically will. First, because Apple has trained people to expect the kind of service. The last thing MS wants to do is get a reputation for saying that it's the other guys that take care of their customers.

      Second, there will finally be a live face for Microsoft. This is huge and I don't think MS realizes how this is going to play out. As someone who has sold computers and has a lot of experience with hardware support, the eternal refrain in every box store employee in the world when clueless customers come back four months later with screwed up software is "I'm sorry, that's a Windows problem, there's nothing we can do". Now there is actually a face for Windows. There will be physical stores where poor unsuspecting sales people will be forced to address every software problem that can happen on a windows box, regardless of if it is actually caused by anything MS is responsible for.

      See, the backfire to MS's ubiquity is that for a LOT of people (and a majority of those that will be prone to software problems) equate the the computer with Windows. Their computer IS windows and everything that happens on it is Windows. So if something is wrong is is a Windows problem. And now every box store employee that doesn't want to spend time troubleshooting another screwed up system has somewhere to point the customers. And once people have been told that their hardware is fine but Windows is broken the employees at the MS store are NEVER getting rid of them.

    5. Re:look at it this way by Calithulu · · Score: 1

      If they actually server alcohol while you wait these stores will be a huge hit!

    6. Re:look at it this way by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'm predicting the stores will be closed and forgotten in five years.

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    7. Re:look at it this way by tb3 · · Score: 1

      Five years? That's insanely optimistic.

      Five months, if they're lucky.

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  15. AZ? CA ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn Americans, think the whole world knows the abbreviations for the 50-something states ...

    1. Re:AZ? CA ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Sorry to give you that impression. We don't think the rest of the world knows the abbreviations for our states. We just don't care whether you do or not.

    2. Re:AZ? CA ? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      What's the problem? Is the only thing stopping you from visiting Scottsdale is that you don't know which state it's in and have no way of finding out?

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  16. Only true if MS made laptops by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft is going to have to sell somebodies laptops in the store - probably a mix of Dell and HP and possibly someone else.

    So while they might irk the hardware makers they do not choose to sell, I don't think any of the makers are going to make a big deal of it.

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    1. Re:Only true if MS made laptops by sprag · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its yet another club that MS can use against the OEMs.

      Don't like what MS demands for the desktop? Oops, I guess we can't sell your laptops in the stores anymore.

      Promise to ditch linux? Yeah, we can make space for your wares in the stores.

      This isn't good news for vendors no matter how you slice it.

    2. Re:Only true if MS made laptops by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, being sold in more stores is certainly going to be horrible for the vendors.

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    3. Re:Only true if MS made laptops by spitzak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You really did not understand at all what the above poster is saying, huh?

      The above poster was saying Microsoft could threaten a OEM with FEWER stores. That is assuming the Microsoft stores take some non-zero percentage of the market. Removing the ability to sell in the Microsoft stores makes FEWER stores, not more.

      Now you can maybe argue that it is unrealistic or false or whatever, but please try to at least form some comprehension of what was being said, rather than posting a sentence that proves you are a complete moron.

      Really the level of intelligence of the shills here is going down really fast.

    4. Re:Only true if MS made laptops by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Wake up on he wrong side of the bed this morning?

      I made my comment because the only proof we have right now is that they will be sold in more stores.

      Now, assuming that the poster was right and MS tops them from selling Linux to be able to be sold in the MS store, they will still be sold in more stores than they were before. This is because they would obviously choose MS over linux. Hense, my comment.

      Guess I did not spell it out clear enough in the first post. Hope this helps you :-)

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    5. Re:Only true if MS made laptops by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Its yet another club that MS can use against the OEMs.

      Don't like what MS demands for the desktop? Oops, I guess we can't sell your laptops in the stores anymore.

      Promise to ditch linux? Yeah, we can make space for your wares in the stores.

      This isn't good news for vendors no matter how you slice it.

      Very good analysis. I would add, however, that if MS pushes this strategy too far (and the only way for it to have leverage is to push it too far, if you think of it), they cause HP or some other vendor to go completely Windows-free.

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    6. Re:Only true if MS made laptops by spitzak · · Score: 1

      You really, really, really made "threaten them with being unable to sell in some stores" and think it is better to word it as "allow them to sell in those stores?"

      WOW!

      This place is a dump. Shills are so prevalent that they are not even trying anymore...

  17. 'Hot Market' by alphasubzero949 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I didn't realize that Mission Viejo was such a hot market... No one goes to The Shops except for locals. If MS really wanted to 'showcase' their products they could have chosen a much more high profile-venue. And there are plenty in OC: The Spectrum, South Coast, Fashion Island, or even The Block. Not to mention the fact that there is a Costco across the freeway and a Best Buy a mile up. I'm sure they'll be happy to 'introduce' consumers to Microsoft (as if MS needs an introduction anyway).

    1. Re:'Hot Market' by value_added · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that Mission Viejo was such a hot market... No one goes to The Shops except for locals.

      A strategy that suggests it's Republicans who prefer Microsoft products?

    2. Re:'Hot Market' by Calithulu · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure this isn't an issue that will polarize either party. Maybe they got a really nice tax break?

    3. Re:'Hot Market' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah they are going to get squashed and laughed at. They should have gone 10 miles North to The Irvine Spectrum which is frequented by Windows-lovers, not The Shops, South Coast Plaza or Fashion Island where people won't be caught dead in a place like that. Irvine is filled with thrift-minded highly-educated Chinese professionals and the Irvine Spectrum also draws shoppers from Little Saigon and all over the Northern half of TheOC where more people are likely to trade their time for money by using Windows laptops than Macintosh and its incredible Cocoa-based software apps.

      PS: To those who do not know the area, 10 miles may not sound like much, but because of the density, that stretch between Mission Viejo in Saddleback Valley and Irvine Spectrum represents a population larger than say, the Greater Las Vegas Area.

    4. Re:'Hot Market' by surferx0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't realize that Mission Viejo was such a hot market... No one goes to The Shops except for locals. If MS really wanted to 'showcase' their products they could have chosen a much more high profile-venue. And there are plenty in OC: The Spectrum, South Coast, Fashion Island, or even The Block.

      The Shops being more of a locals mall is exactly why it is a good place. It is deep in south Orange County and surrounded by large amounts of high class residential neighborhoods who are in the perfect position to give the mall repeat business. You also have to realize what "locals" means to The Shops, as there are no other malls or major shopping centers from Laguna Hills mall (which sucks and I don't even go there despite it being my closest mall) to all the way down past San Clemente. It's where most of south Orange County shops, plain and simple, and is a perfect market to break into.

      The Spectrum and The Block are both outdoor malls with movie theaters, entertainment, and hangout destinations. You really need instant gratification and that gee-whiz factor to keep people's attention in those types of entertainment malls, something Microsoft totally does not have. South Coast, while very high class in its selection of stores, is more of a tourist/destination mall, and the Costa Mesa/Santa Ana area is really not the best market for local repeat business. Fashion Island would probably be a good alternative, and was one of the first places I remember there being an Apple Store around here, but The Shops still has the better location due to its lack of competition of other nearby shopping centers while Fashion Island has the equally classy South Coast mall less than 10 miles away to compete with.

      Anyway I used to work at The Shops and the majority of the clientele were MILFs/trophy wives or the equally well-funded affluent teenage children of said MILF/trophy wives. These people are prime pickings for computer products and services as they love technology but have no idea what they are doing, are easily influenced, and will believe anything you show/tell them. The place I work at in the area charges over a hundred dollars to go plug in a wireless router to your cable modem and connect your laptop to it and these people will seriously pay it. If Microsoft wants a place to dispense its own flavor of kool-aid, The Shops would be it.

  18. Microsoft Genii? by starglider29a · · Score: 1
    Are they going to have a Genius Bar?

    Who will they recruit for THAT duty?

    I often say to my lUsers:

    I don't understand computers... I just know how to make them work. If I understood them, I'd be the richest man in the world. Oh, wait, he doesn't understand them, either.

    1. Re:Microsoft Genii? by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Hopefully people more competent than the Geek Squad.

  19. First 100 customers... by Snufu · · Score: 0

    get a free iPo- ...Zune, or a gift certificate to Macy- ...Sears or Cinnabo- ...Dairy Queen.

  20. MetaMinds by LanMan04 · · Score: 1, Redundant
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  21. Scottsdale, AZ? by aquatone282 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scottsdale is full of up-tight white people.

    Up-tight white people buy BMWs and Macs.

    ???

    Profit!!!

    Wait. . .

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    1. Re:Scottsdale, AZ? by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Scottsdale is full of trendy people

      Trendy peopel buy what they think is trendy

      The hopes is that they will see the new store in Fashion Square and then purchase from it because it will be new

      Once a few start purchasing from it, the trendy people will have to purchase to remain trendy.

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  22. Metreon? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    What about the Microsoft store that's in the Metreon in SF?

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    1. Re:Metreon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It closed down....

    2. Re:Metreon? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Ahhh. I moved away from the Bay Area a while ago, so I didn't know. Either way, that store sucked!

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    3. Re:Metreon? by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless, these are not MS's first two retail stores. Of course, for them to acknowledge the Metreon store would be to acknowledge that they've tried and failed, so from a marketing perspective, "first" it is!

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  23. Fashion Square? by overshoot · · Score: 1

    The Scottsdale loc does have an Apple store; it's shiny, new and enormous.

    Are you sure you're not thinking of the east side of Scottsdale Road, opposite Kierland Commons?

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  24. put them next or inside Walmart, that's where they by Locutus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that's where they belong for the customers they have. As I've said time and time again, Microsoft is the McDonalds of computer technology. It isn't the worst, it is far from the best, but it is what it is and the average Joe/Josey who either doesn't want to do any thinking or can't is fine taking what's shoveled onto their plate. Apple stores work because they are high end and stylish so their stores work fine in various mall's but would not do so well next to Walmart. The Microsoft store isn't going to do anything but weaken their already weakening brand because it doesn't make sense to have a Microsoft store other than another attempt at marketing the brand.

    Should be fun to watch this unfold because unlike other Microsoft failures, this failure will not take out the innovator in the market.

    LoB

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  25. Who wants to be the first asshat. . . by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Who wants to be the first asshat and go to one of those stores and ask to buy a laptop with no OS preloaded, or better yet, a laptop with Linux preloaded on it?

    Better yet, after purchasing a laptop, open it up, boot it, reject the EULA, and then request a refund for the windows license. :)

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    1. Re:Who wants to be the first asshat. . . by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      My "asshat" plan includes burning off a few Knoppix disks, then visiting the M$ store with them.

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    2. Re:Who wants to be the first asshat. . . by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Your idea is better. :)

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  26. Grow a pair, Microsoft! by eyrieowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they had any chutzpah, they'd put one in Cupertino! Really, if they're competitive, beard the lion in his den!

    1. Re:Grow a pair, Microsoft! by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      If they REALLY had chutzpah, they'd showcase MacBooks with Windows running either in BootCamp or virtualized. It really wouln't hurt them one bit to sell a few Macs...

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    2. Re:Grow a pair, Microsoft! by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      That's a profoundly stupid idea.

    3. Re:Grow a pair, Microsoft! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      why?

      MS does care what laptop is running their OS.

      Hell, Advertise setting up BootCamp for customers that purchase an OS and bring in their Mac.

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    4. Re:Grow a pair, Microsoft! by hugorxufl · · Score: 1

      For that matter, why didn't they open a flagship store first in Manhattan??!? If they could make it there, they could make it anywhere!

    5. Re:Grow a pair, Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's rare to see the correct use of cliche on Slashdot. Congratulations.

  27. The only good part of the store... maybe by jameskojiro · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only good part of the store will be the gaming section with it's X-box 360s hooked up to 50" LCD TVs.
    .
    The rest of the store will suck.
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    I wonder if they are going to have someone dress up as clippy so that the children can beat them with pinata bats?

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    1. Re:The only good part of the store... maybe by avandesande · · Score: 1

      The chair-throwing range is also supposed to be a blast.

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    2. Re:The only good part of the store... maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think that these stores were just for that? Apple Stores stay open for one reason only: the IPhone. So?--one product stores stay open as long as the books let them.

      I think that MS is scared of the 'possiblility' of Sony PS3, but has the moxie and bankroll to 'retail' them outside of the box (Wal-Mart), even though anyone with a neuron of nerd-sense knows that Sony is off to a slow start (ESPECIALLY in a bad economy).

      And Scottsdale is a EuroTrash wannabe shithole...

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  28. Dell Kiosk at Mission Viejo Mall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Four years ago, I worked retail at the Dell kiosk at the Mission Viejo Mall. Fully half of the customers purchasing new computers were buying because they stated they had a virus, had reinstalled Windows countless times, and just wanted to start over fresh. The strange thing was that less than ten percent of those also purchased anti-virus software. I'll wager that the new Microsoft store sees the exact same percentages.

  29. They need to fix those laptops, in store by bigtrike · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the worst problems with the Gateway stores is that they couldn't fix your computer, they could only ship it to be fixed, even if it just needed a disk swapped. One of the best features of the Apple store is that you can have your hardware fixed relatively quickly. If they're out of the part, you might have to get it the next day.

    If MS can't fix any of the hardware they sell on site, even if it's from another vendor, it's going to hurt their reputation and make people hate the stores.

    1. Re:They need to fix those laptops, in store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the worst problems with the Gateway stores is that they couldn't fix your computer, they could only ship it to be fixed, even if it just needed a disk swapped. One of the best features of the Apple store is that you can have your hardware fixed relatively quickly. If they're out of the part, you might have to get it the next day.

      If MS can't fix any of the hardware they sell on site, even if it's from another vendor, it's going to hurt their reputation and make people hate the stores.

      I would really only expect a MS store to fix MS hardware. Zunes, and X-boxes, basically. And you can't get crap like that fixed at any retailer that I can think of. So no, I don't think their reputation would be hurt for not fixing computers anymore than Wal-mart's (They sell Dells now).

  30. But it's not the first! by bennomatic · · Score: 1

    I distinctly remember one in downtown SF, in the same mall that has the Sony store and the iMax theater. Just because they tried it and failed and tried it again doesn't mean it's the first ever.

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  31. Marks and Spencers in the US? by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    Great! At last no more having to buy god-awful Fruit of the Loom or tighty-whitey underwear!

    Are they gonna have the food store with some decent cheese and wine and...

    oh, wait... you meant Microsoft didn't you?

    Bollocks!

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  32. Linux is toast by _ivy_ivy_ · · Score: 1

    Clearly, you can't be taken seriously as an internet-savvy tech company in the 21st century without brick and mortar stores.

    Perhaps 2010 will be the Year of the Linux Storefront.

  33. Neal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem will be they will never lock the the stores back doors. maybe they will try around the mid/end of every month. but they will never lock it

  34. At the Microsoft store by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought one thing was a bit odd. When I walked up to the store, the front doors were closed. On the door is the following: "By opening this door you agree to abide by our End Shopper License Agreement. Detailed terms of the agreement can be found inside at the back of the store".

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  35. Re:put them next or inside Walmart, that's where t by Pointed+Stick · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there an article a few weeks back about Apple setting up mini stores inside of Wal-Mart?

  36. I can acutally see this store doing pretty well... by thenewguy001 · · Score: 1

    if they had a large xbox/pc gaming section stocked with games and free demo stations. They'll get the rabid gaming demographic in there, and can then sell them high-end gaming PCs and laptops as well. They can also then get in on the lucrative used games market that lets gamestop/EB laugh all the way to the bank.

  37. They lack the balls to open in Silicon Valley by bandy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they were to open in Silicon Valley, they'd have to close within a week's time.

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  38. Biltmore Fashion Park has the main Apple store by gmezero · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'll give Microsoft a B for effort. If they were really going to go head to head with Apple on high-class locations they would have put this store in the Biltmore next to Apple's flagship store in Phoenix. By going with Fashion Square mall they're only targeting the clueless upper middle class and rich wannabes. Then again that's probably the crowd buying Zunes anyways. [cough snicker].

    1. Re:Biltmore Fashion Park has the main Apple store by mmaniaci · · Score: 0, Troll

      ...they're only targeting the clueless upper middle class and rich wannabes.

      Same idiotic crowed that buys iPods... In fact, I usually replace "upper middle class" with "iTool."

    2. Re:Biltmore Fashion Park has the main Apple store by gmezero · · Score: 1

      Troll?!? Seriously? If you lived here you would have marked that comment insightful! Sheesh.

  39. Hi, I'm a Mac Store by n2art2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac Store.

    PC: Hi, I'm a Microsoft Store.

    Mac: Hello, PC, wow your store has a very similar feel to the thousands of Mac Stores that we have had open for a number of years now.

    PC: Um, no we are nothing like your Mac Stores. You have a Genesis Bar. I have a Guru Bar. Totally Different.

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  41. Re:I can acutally see this store doing pretty well by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they piss GameStop off and hurt XBox in the long run. I think this was a bad idea all around because Microsoft deals in profits way beyond the scope of these brick and mortar stores. If they take off there won't be any excuse to axe them, but they will anger brick and mortar competitors while not significantly adding to revenue. They're just giving other retailers more reasons to support Chrome and Apple. Not to mention the fact that too many OEMs use MS software to include them all in one store, so those who are left out may lean toward Google as well. You are right, XBox will be the store's main attraction and they hope to turn XBox dweebs into MS borg. What MS doesn't realize is that they already are, they just aren't tech savvy and don't want any technology that doesn't digitize combat and war. No, XBox kids don't want your Zune.

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  42. Do you want to restart your store now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they add a new piece of software to the sales floor, does everyone have to leave the store and then come back inside?

  43. Re:put them next or inside Walmart, that's where t by theurge14 · · Score: 1

    Every Wal-Mart I've been to in the last 2 years has a huge iPod/iPhone display in the very middle of their electronic section. Which demographic are we talking about?

  44. will they sell their own crap? by prennix · · Score: 1

    does this mean I could walk into a store and buy MSSQL (CAL version) without going through a channel partner? it's easier to go from windows to php/mysql than to get one of those licenses fast

  45. Re:put them next or inside Walmart, that's where t by Locutus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    an Apple store is not and iPod store. But, given the iPod's fame and market penetration, it would be nuts for Walmart not to sell iPods also but I would doubt they sell as many of the $250+ models as an Apple store but probably sell much more of the ~$100 shuffle and lowend iPods.

    My point was about the Apple "store" and in general Apple products tend to be high end and stylish at a higher price. Microsoft, in general is about low end, kinda works, products and so it goes with the Microsoft "store". Sure, Microsoft will show a MS Surface device in every store but come on, is that where you'd go to buy one? It's just a marketing gimmick and so will most of the expensive hardware there. Even the Microsoft ads sell them as the low price company.

    They'll do better near Walmart and away from Apple stores. But, they've got the money to dump on yet another money losing venture.

    LoB

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  46. My predictions to the store layout by synthesizerpatel · · Score: 1

    * Registers will be (right) next to the door
    * There may, or may not be metal railing that separates and routes threshold traffic
    * The colors black and brown will be utilized extensively in the furniture, with white walls
    * Lighting will be fluorescent
    * There will be lots of cardboard standees, on average twice as many as at the Apple store
    * There will be a marketing-shotgun-blast of co-branded devices literature and posters plastered anywhere a surface that will accept adhesive will allow

  47. Re:put them next or inside Walmart, that's where t by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Apple needed its stores to showcase their product which was getter smaller amounts of shelf space. What made the store good was the fact that you could really try out an Apple product before you bought it which helped them to convert PC users. Coupled with sought-after products like the iPod and iPhone, Apple stores are successful.

    Contrast that with MS. You can get MS software in many different places. Thhe store doesn't help the exposure of Windows because many people use it at work already. Besides the Xbox 360, the MS store doesn't really have sought-after products. Even then the Xbox on the whole is not a profitable product for MS. It will take some time to recoup the costs the initial years of debt that the Xbox and Xbox 360 accumulated.

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  48. WTF? This is good for OEMs by cbhacking · · Score: 1

    What bullshit is this?? Microsoft is setting up stores that sell computers. Microsoft does not manufacture PCs, so who do you think is going to make all that hardware they'll sell?. OEMs (msotly) don't own stores, so how is this going to piss of their partners? Seriously, how the HELL does this hurt the OEMs? It's a retail outlet, selling their stuff. This is a win for them!.

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  49. Re:I can acutally see this store doing pretty well by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately MS is trying to open a store to showcase all of their products and not just to be a gaming store. I don't think this effect will bleed into their other products. The gamer who will be interested in the Xbox section is not likely to be the same person who will be a PC. The person buying a PC will not likely want to visit a store full of gamers.

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  50. It Failed in SF, it won't work now. by netik · · Score: 3, Informative

    How is this the first?

    Their first store was in San Francisco at the Metreon in 1997.

    It failed miserably.

  51. Charging admission... by farnsaw · · Score: 1

    I don't know how much it is going to be, but I understand Microsoft will be charging admission to get in.

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  52. Here's a theory by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Scottsdale and Mission Viejo are both wealthy communities. Apple has pretty much cornered the "premium" computer market now. So Microsoft feels threatened and tries to grab it back. QED.

    Personally I'd love to walk in there with a Windows install on Bootcamp and tell them I've got a problem juts to see how long it takes them to blame the hardware.

  53. That's a really good point by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    If MS can't fix any of the hardware they sell on site, even if it's from another vendor, it's going to hurt their reputation and make people hate the stores.

    I don't think it will hurt MS reputation, but I do think this aspect may well have people see the stores as basically useless - the equivalent of the Gateway stores (as you mentioned), or perhaps more like the Sony Style stores (which were never widespread).

    Basically, this ends up being a vanity project for Microsoft to say "hey, we're cool too!".

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