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  1. Re:this might be a dumb question but... on Can Oil-Eating Bacteria Help Clean Up the Gulf Oil Spill? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait wait wait... what kind of techniques do they use in the lab?

    A little Richard Simmons, some psychoactive mushrooms, and a shot of mGH should hasten the pace a little, don't you think?

  2. Re:The question isn't on Can Oil-Eating Bacteria Help Clean Up the Gulf Oil Spill? · · Score: 1

    I thought there was only oil in the Gulf and Alaska. You mean other places already have their hands on this stuff? Please cite your source.

    Next you're going to probably tell me that we're not the only ones who have other great inventions, like baseball, and the moon.

  3. Re:1 miilion?? on FAA Setting Up Commercial Spaceflight Center · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They had to get their paws on a new industry ahead of time. Think of it like Microsoft buying WebTV back in '97. Well, except I suppose that nobody actually ever used WebTV.

  4. A matter of cost on The Mystery of the Mega-Selling Floppy Disk · · Score: 1

    If I want to go purchase a TV born the same year I was in the 70's, I should be able to find one with enough effort. If I want to plug that TV in and play some NES Baseball, I could probably get that working as well if done right. Maybe I want to watch Tube on it (Tube - noun - 1. A web based broadcast of visual media. Why can't that be coined?) and I could figure out the right adapters and eventually get it to work well.

    If I want to go purchase a hammer born the same year I was in the 70's, I could eventually find one and use it exactly like I would any other regular hammer. Sure, there are new hydraulic-atomic-mega-blaster-hammers out there that might do the job better, but my regular old hammer still does its job because it is cheap and it is perfect.

    The problem with cars, tv's, tubes, and Apple is that they all solve a problem their own capitalistic way. Not everybody wins. Except carpenters.

  5. Re:It should read 'stoopid people hath spoken' on Terry Childs Found Guilty · · Score: 1

    I know, right? Why in any of the many hells would you choose prison (ha, California's prison system, no less) over just breaking a "code"?

    Was he concerned over losing any kind of security clearance credentials and risking his career? If so, then okay, at least there's some rational reason for doing so.

    Was it because he had something to hide? Seems a little more likely. He's a bit weird, which leads into...

    Was he just mentally sick? Some might argue, "the get out of jail free" card. Not a bright idea. Some kind of government mandated pharmaceutical intervention scares me a little too much.

    So what was worth 1-5 years in prison? (Does he go to Quentin? lmfao if so. He'll probably write a book and start working for Mitnick.

  6. Re:Was seen in 2001 on Cleaner Air Could Speed Global Warming · · Score: 1

    Actually, what was observed was an increase in the temperature gradient. The days were warmer and the nights were cooler. This is not a big surprise, as anyone who lives in a continental climate can tell you, it gets colder when the clouds aren't around. Deserts are hot during the day and cold at night for the same reasons.

    It's still interesting. But simply another factor to include in the equation. It's getting time that we stop re-talking about something that's been known for years (almost a decade!) and start worrying about solutions. If it gets the ball rolling any quicker, you can all just blame me for global warming. Beat me with a windmill. Inject me with strange hormones. Just get over the finger pointing and move on.

  7. Re:The reality is... on Review of HTC Desire As Alternative To iPhone · · Score: 1

    UI familiarity is key, and breeds loyalty as well. Look at my dad, he's still using Quark 4.1 and Acrobat 5 simply because he doesn't want to learn a new ui.

  8. Re:I don't really think it does on Google Acquires Chip Maker Startup Agnilux · · Score: 1

    How can there NOT be a market for lower power server chips? It seemed there was a market for netbooks. Apparently some people care enough about having a battery die after two hours to want something more efficient. Are you saying that data centers don't want cheaper bills?

  9. Re:Android on Google Acquires Chip Maker Startup Agnilux · · Score: 1

    Power savings fall neatly into both categories. They're not making video cards yet, so it's safe to assume that power savings is one of their most legitimate concerns.

  10. Re:Probably Won't Ever See It... on Alcatel-Lucent Boosts Broadband Over Copper To 300Mbps · · Score: 1

    I live in Downtown Denver, about three short blocks away from their largest residential CO, and I still only qualify for 7. I know, I should be smitten, but you'd think they'd have their own backyard wired up.

  11. Re:Um on Alcatel-Lucent Boosts Broadband Over Copper To 300Mbps · · Score: 1
    besides all this nice equipment needs to be paid as well

    The machines are getting paychecks now too? What's next? The homeless?

    ...oh.

  12. Re:Yes on Virtualizing Workstations For Common Hardware? · · Score: 1

    I think it's less of a function of m$ itself, and more of a function of their success. Look at the Apple fanboys. Their most significant marketing point is analogous to "it just works." (I dont' keep up with all the marketing lingo, so bear with me, I know that's not their slogan)

    Job security is something to be revered. The world is so competitive now, how can you be sure you still have a job tomorrow if Moore's Law dictates that you barely have a job today?

  13. Re:Yes on Virtualizing Workstations For Common Hardware? · · Score: 1

    No Gene Wilder quotes? Really?

  14. Re:Isn't that called an... on Virtualizing Workstations For Common Hardware? · · Score: 1

    oh c'mon. mod him funny. American or otherwise.

  15. Can I go undercover? on The Sopranos Meet H-1B In New Jersey · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would not only be a fun and refreshing change from "normal" work, it would create so many new networking opportunities. Think of all the great and influential people you would meet!

  16. Re:Microsoft Dreamspark on Why Linux Is Not Attracting Young Developers · · Score: 1

    My basic and fundamental 200 level programming class ended this week. We write pseudocode and learn concepts. The final project, that we were supposed to be spending our time on, was not an actual application, but an outline of the concepts with fake code.

    Last night I downloaded VS 2010 Pro and wrote a fully functional program that does exactly what our final is supposed to do. The 2.2 Gb download took an hour and a half, and getting the application built took another hour or two.

    If all I care about is instant gratification, why should I bother learning fundamentals, if I can just whip something up in VB code and call it done?

    /relevant sarcasm

  17. Re:Linux? Yawn... boring... on Why Linux Is Not Attracting Young Developers · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you're right.

  18. Re:Sounds like mad men on Media Industry Wants Mandated Spyware and More · · Score: 1

    GPS Bitch collars. It's all in the delivery. George Carlin was insightful and interesting. He was also pretty damn funny doing it.

  19. Re:Sounds like mad men on Media Industry Wants Mandated Spyware and More · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Shot? If you think it would help to take photos and film of them for future use, so be it. They'll just have more IP to claim you're infringing.

  20. Re:Sounds like mad men on Media Industry Wants Mandated Spyware and More · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I used to have an emusic.com subscription. They were DRM free before it was cool, and had a catalog consisting of mostly independent labels. The songs cost a fraction of what you would have found on iTunes at the time, and you didn't have to worry about what computers or devices you could put them on.

    Clearly, I wanted to pay for a good service, and I did. As a result I found dozens and dozens of artists I would have never found otherwise because they are small-time. I could have spent more money on artists signed to big labels and been sold a restrictive product, but I spent less for more instead.

    Had I pirated, I would have probably just found the same crappy recycled stuff that everyone else thought I should listen to. The software analogy shared by TheRaven holds true.

  21. Re:no, caves suck on Databases In Caves? A Unique Google Fiber Bid · · Score: 1

    There are companies feeding monsters now? What happened to monstrous self-reliance?

    This country is so entitled.

  22. Re:No on Should Kids Be Bribed To Do Well In School? · · Score: 1

    Another name for it is delayed gratification.

  23. Re:No on Should Kids Be Bribed To Do Well In School? · · Score: 1

    I agree. It does create some kind entitlement, something kids are already filled with, especially the ones who don't do well in school.

    If kids are bribed, it should be with good grades. I often told my students that they had a job just like I did. The only difference was that I got paid with money (not that much) and they got paid with a report card.

  24. Re:What is Australia thinking? on Oz Pirate Party Tells the Elderly How To Bypass the Net Filter · · Score: 1

    ...and for those of us that get our knowledge of Australia from Rabbit Proof Fence, that's happy stuff right there.

  25. What is Australia thinking? on Oz Pirate Party Tells the Elderly How To Bypass the Net Filter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do they just want everyone to live forever? I'm not sure if I, for one, would welcome our new immortal, large-knife wielding overlords.