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  1. Suddenly SLIME RAPE! on Tokyo Scientists Create Mobile Slime · · Score: 5, Funny

    Suddenly all of those tentacle slime rape Hentai animes don't look so implausible do they? Shudder...

  2. Re:news? on Rapidshare Divulges Uploader Information · · Score: 1

    Safe? The hell do i care when I'm half a world away...

  3. Re:I'm sorry on Boxee Launches New API · · Score: 1

    NO! You are everything that's wrong with the damn internets!

  4. Re:Pretty much on Texas Senate Proposes a Budget With a No-Vista-Upgrades Rider · · Score: 1

    How's the soil under the astroturf?

  5. Re:IT manager for a small govt org in TX on Texas Senate Proposes a Budget With a No-Vista-Upgrades Rider · · Score: 2

    What? You actually bothered to upgrade to Office 07?

  6. Re:Is this really needed? on Command Lines and the Future of Firefox · · Score: 1

    So we already have keyword commands such that I can put "dir: " and have firefox search the corporate directory at my company.

    That's the ugliest abuse of the protocol syntax I've seen to date.

  7. Re:Grammer Nitpick on Proposal Suggests UK Students Study Wikipedia and Twitter · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought slash editors used to correct grammar and spelling mistakes?

    You must be new here....

  8. Re:Odd that we're seeing this again on Old-School Keyboard Makes Comeback of Sorts · · Score: 4, Funny

    Woah, properly formatted sentences. With indentation no less!

  9. Re:GREAT! on .CA Registrar Trying To Preempt Conficker · · Score: 1

    Heard of decompiling? eh? THEY know EXACTLY, what it does and can do.

  10. Re:whew... untheorized... on Fermilab Discovers Untheorized Particle · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you see that slacker around tell him we're waiting for him, in the test chamber.

  11. Worms on Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Provokes Bomb Scare · · Score: 2, Informative

    I liked how Worms had the holy hand grenade with the "hallelujah" chanting right before it explodes.

  12. Re:Cheating AI on Believable Stupidity In Game AI · · Score: 1

    You should be modded redundant per your own post.
    Aliens and Terminators are already a part of FBI's workforces. The vampires required higher pay in blood type: 0. With the recession coming the FBI cut their losses and booted the blood suckers.

  13. Re:second amendment rights on Rocket Hobbyists Prevail Over Feds In Court Case · · Score: 1

    I prefer bombs that "kill fucking everyone in a huge radius" . Way easier and there is less risk for your insurgents.

  14. Re:Places Apple still have DRM. on Update — No DRM In New iPod Shuffle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Those of us who know what they are doing would take the specs everytime over "made for X".
    Then again those of us who know what they are doing would never buy apple hardware.

  15. Re:I met Bobby Fischer once on Dealing With Fairness and Balance In Video Games · · Score: 1

    He *was* Jewish, and called people Anti-Semitic names anyway.

    That actually takes balls.

  16. This is the least of your problems. on Latest World of Warcraft Expansion Blocked In China · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cartoony skeletons with poorly chosen color palettes? Really china? THIS is what you're going to worry about?

  17. Re:HAHAHA yeah right on Review: Halo Wars · · Score: 1

    In TF2 it happens that in my clan when we play together somehow I become sort of a Lieutenant for all the offensive classes since I'm a doctor I end up commandeering them around. It happens naturally without we planning it. Though i see how you can feel like you're screwing your team when you've just started playing TF2.

  18. Re:Huh wot ? on YouTube To Block Music Videos In the UK · · Score: 1

    He was an hero to his entire nation!

  19. Re:HAHAHA yeah right on Review: Halo Wars · · Score: 0
    In this case he's actually right. Even with a mouse Halo is still questionable.

    Bungie's trilogy of first-person shooters established a standard against which most similar games have been judged for the past eight years.

    Yeah right. Actually the gave which most similar games have been judged is Half Life and before that Quake!

  20. Whoopy do. on Big Swedish Filesharing Server Seized · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do I mod the entire article -1: Stupid?

  21. Re:All Right on First Touch-Screen, Bendable E-Paper Developed · · Score: 1

    Offline copies?

  22. Re:I still don't get it on First Touch-Screen, Bendable E-Paper Developed · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm having the idea of a scroll which you can unroll, it would act like an e-book reader/newspaper/phone whatever and with the touch screen part this sounds alot like the stuff they had in The Red planet(2000) movie!

  23. Re:Quite fair on Open Source Usability — Joomla! Vs. WordPress · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean. The simplest of things: Create a userless-accessible gallery where people can upload things are REALLY hard to do in Joomla. After 45 minutes of sweat I finally gave up and installed MKP.

  24. Re:maybe the reviews just don't translate well. on Why Japan Hates the iPhone · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry that first sentence made no sense...

  25. Re:Not the first on New Medical Disorder Linked To Gaming · · Score: 1

    Oh that's nothing. I had Street Fighter fingers.