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  1. Re:Well that sounds reasonable on Homeland Security Changes Laptop Search Policy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You sir, just got whooshed.

  2. Re:I knew it. on Entanglement Could Be a Deterministic Phenomenon · · Score: 2, Funny

    It may be, but science has not even attempted to define who I, my conscious self, am.

    How does a lump of grey matter result in a singular consciousness?

    All you other fuckers, you're just deterministic machines. I could model you perfectly given enough time.

    But me? I'm something...else.

  3. Re:Political robocalls too? on FTC Rules Outlawing Robocalls Go Into Effect Next Week · · Score: 1

    They should just implement a 2-vote per person policy.

    You get one vote, and one anti-vote.

    Let the Democrats and Republicans vote and anti-vote each other into oblivion, and 3rd-party candidates will actually have a chance.

  4. Re:Relax you guys on Pogo-Style Robot Legs Allow 9-Foot Bounces · · Score: 1

    Whereas the ARTICLE clearly states they expect extreme pogo athletes to go 9 or 9.5 feet on the thing.

  5. Re:Windows Autorun on Hackers (Or Pen-Testers) Hit Credit Unions With Malware On CD · · Score: 4, Informative

    Easily disabled or dismissed.

    The real issue here is that without autorun, idiots would open My Computer, open up D:\, and double-click "Training.exe".

  6. Training on Hackers (Or Pen-Testers) Hit Credit Unions With Malware On CD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did the penetration testing "training" CDs at least provide a helpful "Lesson Number 1: Never do what you just did." video?

  7. Fiberglass on Pogo-Style Robot Legs Allow 9-Foot Bounces · · Score: 3, Funny

    TFA says it's basically a fiberglass bow.

    Over time, fiberglass will crack and weaken (severely accelerated by moisture).

    Some kid will be coming down from his 9 foot jump, the bow will fail, and he'll break his legs.

  8. Re:Um, I'm doubtful on US Call-Center Jobs — That Pay $100K a Year · · Score: 1

    No right to healthcare?
    They can sign up and pay just like the rest of us.

  9. Re:Um, I'm doubtful on US Call-Center Jobs — That Pay $100K a Year · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you mean

    Work it harder, make it better
    Do it faster, makes us stronger

  10. Re:Platform Politics on Snow Leopard Drops Palm OS Sync · · Score: 1

    What about MP3 players?
    The iPod and iTunes don't exactly play nice with other software or hardware.

  11. Re:Stay classy on Snow Leopard Drops Palm OS Sync · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is there a special place in hell for morons like you who just bash MS?

    Windows 7 is a very good operating system by all sensible accounts.

  12. Re:Using Common Sense...? on Bug Means High School Students' Schedule Errors May Last Days · · Score: 1

    You don't know kids, do you?

    Fuckers are enjoying not having class.
    If you asked them "Who took class A last year?" You'd get a group of kids who would raise their hands. If you asked "Who didn't take class A last year" you'd get another group, but the groups would overlap.

  13. Re:What have they been doing all summer on Bug Means High School Students' Schedule Errors May Last Days · · Score: 5, Funny

    RON PAUL is always relevant.

  14. Re:Send the kids home? on Bug Means High School Students' Schedule Errors May Last Days · · Score: 1

    é
    Now that I know it I will be calling lots of people "douché".

  15. Re:Who is Pure Evil?!? on How an Online-Only TV Series Stays Successful · · Score: 1

    Story is bullshit.
    You don't use a disc to play WoW.

    Install (download or disc, either way) and play.
    No need for any disc in the drive.

  16. Re:Eek. on How an Online-Only TV Series Stays Successful · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So she's got you by the virtual balls as well?

  17. Re:TV sucks anyway on An End To Unencrypted Digital Cable TV and the HTPC · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I have sigs turned off (for a reason), but if what the AC is saying is in your sig is actually in your sig, you are an idiot.

  18. Re:The rat race continues.. on WPA Encryption Cracked In 60 Seconds · · Score: 1

    No, you can't guarantee it's secure.

    A perfect implementation with a mathematically secure algorithm can be broken over time.

    You can't be sure that the government doesn't have a quantum computer ready to crack your shit. You can't be sure the space aliens aren't monitoring you.

    You can't even be sure your hat is made of genuine tin foil!

  19. Re:The rat race continues.. on WPA Encryption Cracked In 60 Seconds · · Score: 1

    BluRay is cracked.
    They're in "update ban list, update crack" mode right now, so new titles take a day or two to recrack, but they'll soon have an entire clone of the java vm to completely crack bluray.

    StarForce games? Splinter Cell? Son, check the torrents. They're there.

    WM DRM hasn't been cracked because you don't need to - you just install the Japanese WMP and away you go! Plus, there's no content provided in WMV format that anyone cares about.

  20. Re:Secure protocols for home wifi? on WPA Encryption Cracked In 60 Seconds · · Score: 1

    Yet.
    We already know AES is under attack. I bet it will fall within 2 years' time.

  21. Re:Secure protocols for home wifi? on WPA Encryption Cracked In 60 Seconds · · Score: 1

    Please shoe me this consumer-available wireless router that runs at 1 gigabit.

    OR.

    It bites both ways.

  22. Re:How about free secure wireless? on WPA Encryption Cracked In 60 Seconds · · Score: 1

    Fool.
    Then people who DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO SPOOF A MAC can just sit and grab signals out of the air.

    All unencrypted (at the wireless level - SSL stuff is still SSL obviously).

  23. Re:Maybe the measurements are wrong or incomplete on Astrophysicists Find "Impossible" Planet · · Score: 1

    Not in any given finite sample set, which is all we mere mortals can ever hope to have achieved by any given point in time.

  24. Re:Maybe the measurements are wrong or incomplete on Astrophysicists Find "Impossible" Planet · · Score: 1

    In the vastness of space, there are countless instances of the "very unlikely".

    The fact that we stumbled upon one means nothing.
    When we stumble upon 10, then you can start thinking about statistics.

    We really need a concept of instance size to complement sample size. For probability we care not about when an event occurs, but how often. 1 in a sample size of X doesn't mean 1/X probability. Until you get a second hit, you know nothing of the frequency.

  25. Re:Astroturf... on Gaming the App Store · · Score: 1

    "It is not possible to be an ethical person and a Republican. They are diametrically opposed positions."

    Jesus, you're an idiot.

    You go on some rant about ethics and health care.
    Why?

    No, it's not an incontrovertible fact about health care. Look at the existing government-run health care systems. They suck.

    Politicians get good care, and it costs an ASS LOAD. We can't afford that level of care.

    Veterans get shitty care because they don't have enough money, ever. The VA relies on private donations to get by. The public funding is a pittance. VAs are getting shut down left and right due to lack of funding. Seems to me we're going to have a lot more veterans in the coming years.

    Medicare and medicaid? That shit's the bare minimum, and that's the shit we'll all get if universal health care is adopted.

    Bush crime family?
    Funny, why not mention the Clinton crime family?
    Bitching about the war in Iraq?
    Gee, what's Obama doing with Afghanistan?

    You're obviously a blind liberal retard. You need to look up the definition of a bigot, because you are the bigot here, not the Republicans.