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  1. I sense a disturbance in the Force on Detailed Empire Strikes Back DVD Change List · · Score: -1, Redundant

    ...as if a million curious geeks suddenly pointed their browsers towards a webserver, which cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced.

  2. Scouring of the Shire on LotR: RotK Extended Edition Preview Available · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sorry Peter Jackson didn't film The Scouring of the Shire. It would have made a nice addition to the Extended DVD, even if it didn't "work" for a box-office feature. The Voice of Saruman, and Shelob's attack are both in The Two Towers, and personally I think Jackson should have filmed it that way, removing the unnecessary Arwen scenes to compensate. But that's just me.

  3. Gah on Obfuscated Vote Counting Contest · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is this another one of GWB's evil plots to get another fake victory? I wouldn't want to release such code out in the open. It could be used for evil...evil!

  4. Sounds like Beagle on Google Launches Desktop Search Tool · · Score: 3, Informative

    Linux users can try out Nat Friedman's Beagle, which does something like what Google's desktop does. The Dashboard project uses it to find information pertinent to your current desktop task and displays it in a sidebar. Pretty neat. It's one of the C#/Mono projects that's available for Linux.

  5. Really? on South Korean Music Retailers Dying · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did Netcraft confirm it?

    *ducks*

  6. A married man's life on Storm Brewing over Microsoft on the Horizon? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The kid is as smart as his mother and twice as smart as me.

    He just admitted that his wife is twice as smart as he is. She must read his column.

  7. Gnome and KDE? on SUSE 9.2 Released · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've never tried SuSE Linux after it was acquired by Novell (who also owns Ximian). A lot of people have said SuSE is KDE-centric, but now that Novell has put a KDE team and a GNOME team under one roof, is the Linux desktop experience more "unified"? When Redhat tried to unify the desktops, there was a backlash of sorts... but I haven't heard from SuSE. How does the SuSE desktop feel, in both KDE and GNOME modes?

  8. Is systems research really dead? on Ask Unix Co-Creator Rob Pike · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After reading your presentation on the death of systems research, I was rather disappointed at the dismal situation presented. Has anything changed since you presented that talk, or have your thoughts changed about the matter? As someone who is interested in systems research, what do you think is the most promising direction that is emerging today?

  9. Feh... on OSIA Dismisses Gartner Linux Piracy Claim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Malaysia (a country where the XP lite crap edition is targeted), most small vendors have a pirated Windows preloaded anyway. Gartner would have us think in 'emerging markets', buying a computer with Linux installed is an excuse to pirate Windows, but the reality is nobody needs an excuse to do so... heck most PC's probably come with a pirated Windows preinstalled :).

    Over here in Malaysia, if anyone were to buy a computer with Linux pre-installed, you can bet it's because they were interested in Linux and didn't want to install it themselves (possibly due to inexperience with such things).

    I don't know why, but all these "analysis" things all seem to stem from the arrogant assumption that everyone wants to use Windows, and will do anything to get it.

  10. Batman Returns, and Linux World Domination on Ozone Hole Getting Smaller · · Score: 1, Funny

    I am reminded of a scene from Batman Returns when The Penguin says:

    "Stop global warming. Start global cooling. Make the world a colder place!"

    Maybe that's what's happening. The Penguin is taking over the world. Yay. We'll have Linux world domination yet!

  11. Re:I read all three articles but couldn't find... on IBM Sets Supercomputer Speed Record · · Score: 1, Funny

    Tinux!

  12. Re:Jackson vs. Lucas on LoTR RoTK Extended Edition Specs Released · · Score: 1

    After he created his story, he went back and changed the story around - making some changes that seem to have pissed off a couple of people here and there...

    Big deal. Even Tolkien was also guilty of revisionist history. He changed the Gollum scene in "The Hobbit" after it was published to be better in line with the sequel (in the original, Gollum freely gives away the magic ring as a gift instead of having Bilbo run off with it to Gollum's dismay).

  13. Re:Im glad for one on Hotmail Begins to Upgrade Free Accounts · · Score: 1

    Are you still using Lotus 1-2-3, too?

    With Windows 1.0! Where you can integrate your spreadsheet with MIAMI VICE!

  14. Interview With A Search Engine on Ask Jeeves Looks to Outshine Google · · Score: 1

    Satirewire.com "interviewed" Jeeves a while back. The results are nothing short of hilarious.

  15. Re:Wow on Jonathan Schwartz Shows 32-Way UltraSPARC Chip · · Score: 4, Funny

    It says "Niagra chip", not "Viagra chip".

  16. Around 2 decades late... on IBM to Open Voice Recognition Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if only computers (namely Macs) had this technology back in the 80's our favourite 23rd century engineering hero wouldn't have had so much trouble using one at the plexiglass plant. "Hellooooo computer". Still cracks me up.

  17. If only MacGyver had one of these... on The Swiss Army Knife of USB Drives · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in the day when MacGyver got stuck in that "smart building" and got attacked by dalek robots, he had to devise all kinds of things to stop them... if he had this he could have done a Jeff Goldblum-esque "upload virus" from his Swiss Army knife and have the rampaging robots under his control!

  18. Re:Avalon's gone too on Gates Explains Longhorn Delay, Diet · · Score: 4, Funny


    bye bye new GUI
    bye bye new API


    Ah, the Longhorn version of American Pie. Come on, what's the next verse?

  19. Re:Totally mis-informed on Why is Java Considered Un-Cool? · · Score: 1

    With Java at least you can complile it just once, then ship multiple VMs , rather than having to adust your code and re-compile for every target platform.

    Problem : You can't ship a VM if it does not exist for your particular arch + OS combination. There's no VM for Linux-Sparc, if I'm not mistaken.

  20. Re:Dupe! on Cray CTO Says Cray Computers Are Great · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ok I messed up, it's not really a dupe per se, just Terry repeating himself (So perhaps that counts as a dupe? No?). But heck, I guess moderators don't RTFA either, so I welcome the karma :)

  21. Dupe! on Cray CTO Says Cray Computers Are Great · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah, no wonder this post looked familiar. Yup, it's a dupe, folks.

  22. Woah on Olympic Medal Prediction Model · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's with all the links to half-naked men? Dammit, Slashdot has gone all metrosexual these days.

  23. Batman & Robin on What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Batman & Robin has to be the absolute worst movie ever. Sure there are similarly campy, idiotic movies out there, but the amount of money wasted in making this horrible movie makes it a bigger insult.

    Tim Burton's Batman movies were cool. Joel Schumacher just totally ruined the franchise. When I saw Batman whip out his "Bat Credit Card" in the middle of some crazy rave party with dancing gorillas, that was the moment when it was clear that Batman had clearly jumped the shark.

  24. Cocoa on top of Mono? on Mono's Cocoa# Underway, GTK# Takes on Windows.Forms · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I wish they'd update the Objective C bindings for Gnome instead. It'd be nice to use Obj C to create Gnome programs. It's a nice, clean OO language.

  25. Re:Oh no ! on Feature Preview of Gnome 2.8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do they keep bolting more and more stuff on ? Isn't it big enough already ?

    And some say Gnome doesn't have *enough* features. Man, you just can't win. Maybe it's just fashionable to bash Gnome.