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  1. To be pedantic... on QNX Now Free For Non-Commercial use · · Score: 1

    Sorry GN but:
    The only thing that's not appropriate, buddy, is your response and your grammar.

    Should read: "The only things that are not appropriate, buddy, are your response and your grammar.


    DILBERT: But what about my poem?

  2. Re:No more speeding tickets? on Speeding To Become Impossible In UK? · · Score: 1

    Unless things have changed recently, the money from speeding fines goes to the courts in the UK, not to the police.


    DILBERT: But what about my poem?

  3. Re:Why embed scripts in HTML anyway? on Mason 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Try FastTemplate.
    or Smarty which also processes the templates into ordinary php files on the first run (to reduce overhead).
    Also PHPLIB which has many other uses including session an database management.


    DILBERT: But what about my poem?

  4. Re:Windows doesn't have voice recognition? on IBM, TrollTech Integrate Linux Voice Recognition · · Score: 1

    How do you know if he has photoshop?


    DILBERT: But what about my poem?

  5. Re:What are you, new? on Using GPL/BSD Code In Closed Source Projects? · · Score: 1

    You could try contacting the owner of the source and see if they will permit you to use the source under a different (closed) license.

    Considering your reasonable position you might be able to persuade them (perhaps with the promise that you will GPL the parts of your code that are not dealing with the protocols and that may be of use to others).


    DILBERT: But what about my poem?

  6. Do you know something that we don't? on Golden Rice · · Score: 1

    But the article also describes great resistance to everything GMO, even something as harmless and beneficial as this.

    As most of the worlds scientists seem to be unable to definitively agree on just how harmless GMO is, how is it that you seem to be so convinced.

    Diving in and distributing something that may potentially have devastating effects on posibly the worlds greatest staple diet (especially one that does reproduce) could be one of Man's greatest blunders - and that is really fucking saying something!


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  7. Re:they have had these for ages on Successful Bionic Hand · · Score: 1

    maybe they have been improved, but they have been around for a long time.

    The main benefit from this new type of prosthetic is that all of the opposing thumb movement mechanism is contained within the thumb itself. The main advantage of this is that people who have a partial hand can use this prosthetic because there is room to fit their existing hand inside it. Ironically, people in this position were actually at a greater disadvantage than those with no hand at all.


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  8. For some more toilet humour... on Seeking Relief Down Under, Via Web · · Score: 1

    ...try here.

    If I remember correctly, this guy was a Simpsons animator/artist. He does a different cartoon every day.


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  9. Re:Oh spare us the LINUX evangelism on Dr. Dobbs' Journal On Hurd · · Score: 1

    Correction accepted: I should have said "Graphics system" and not UI .Lazy me.

    But I think you got my point.


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  10. Oh spare us the LINUX evangelism on Dr. Dobbs' Journal On Hurd · · Score: 4

    Linux demonstrated years ago the Monoliths work. MS showed Microkernels don't.

    Care to elaborate? Actually there was nothing wrong with the NT microkernel design originally. 3.51 was fast and I believe fairly stable. As far as I can tell the instability came from the UI which has been allowed to contaminate the architecture.

    Linux has indeed shown that Monolithic kernels can work well, but there are too many who believe that Linux is the peak of OS design and that it can't be beat, so what's the point in even trying?.

    Well in n number of years, we'll all be talking on kuro5hin about the days when Linux was a really good OS for the hardware of it's day and wasn't slashdot great before IBM bought VA. In other words don't stop looking just because what you've got works.


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  11. Re:Go do the test yourself on JFS May Make It Into 2.4 · · Score: 1

    I gave you a good example, isn't that enough?

    Are they on the same kernel, the same hardware, the same load, the same pipeline, the same setup? Do they serve exactly the same number of images/words/files to exactly the same concurrent number of users?
    If the answer to these questions is no then it is not good enough.


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  12. Re:It's not FUD, it's the truth. on JFS May Make It Into 2.4 · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem with Java is not with Java itself; it's with the naïve software engineers who only want to do "neato-cool" things with it. This makes Java engineers look more like effeminate interior designers.

    Good point....hang on ...no it's a load of bollocks. Go and work at a decent sized company and you'll soon realised that rarely does anyone get to do "neato-cool things".

    Another problem with Java is its inherent latency. Java servlets perform, on average,at one fourth the speed of a comparable perl or ASP database.

    Nice figure, one fourth, even better if you can give me a source. It's not that I don't believe you, it's just that all we ever here is the Java servlets now running as fast or faster than native C++ bullshit and it would be nice to see some test which prove otherwise. You have got a source haven't you?


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  13. Re:Typical Java-FUD on JFS May Make It Into 2.4 · · Score: 1

    PHP is relatively cross-platform if you do it right, and ASP can be converted to PHP ;)

    ASP can only be partly converted to PHP. AFAIK you cannot call COM directly from PHP (i may be wrong).


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  14. Re:How many dbases... on SAP DB Database To Be GPLed? · · Score: 1

    When someone brings out "yet another database" on the commercial market, no-one seems to bitch about their being too many.
    When someone releases one to the open-source world suddenly there are a whole load of people thinking that it will water-down the efforts of the open-source hackers.

    No-one is going to leave the mySQL effort for this database. Ditto postgreSQL, mSQL and Interbase.

    Also, I very much doubt that this DB is even in the same league as mySQL - and by that I don't mean better or worse overall - simply that they will do different things. You won't want to use this SAP DB as a web backend I suspect (designed for different purposes). Equally there's not a hope in hell that you could possibly use mySQL as a backend for R/3 (designed for different purposes).

    So before complaining think that there might be others who could use this database or even just some of the code/algorithms - not everyone is writing Web applications.


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  15. Re:No Software Patents in Europe PLEASE on Macromedia Bites Back Patent Style Versus Adobe · · Score: 1

    And what job did many of the elected representatives in the US do before they went into politics? Guess.

    Clowns?

    Seriously though, this is the same problem the world over, including here in Europe where we are bound to have similar IP laws as the US soon enough. All because lawyers create their own work.

    It's sort of like a dentist going round punching people in the face with the right hand while slipping a business card into their pocket with the left.


    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  16. Re:Um. on Windows Whistler Screenshots · · Score: 1

    Well, not that I want to defend MS or anything but bash looks exactly the same on kernel 2.4 as it did on 2.2.

    This looks like Linux.

    Exactly like Linux.

    What's changed?




    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  17. Re:Netscape on IE 5.5 Tracking Default Bookmarks · · Score: 1

    Moderators, please ignore the first AC to post here. This post Does say more than #5 in that it offers an explanation:

    A possible explaination is that if the link ever changes then all they need to do is change a single file on their server and not need to update the millions of web browsers out there.




    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  18. Re:Well alrighty then.... on Ex-Microsoft Employee On Unix Within The Empire · · Score: 1

    ok

    How many upeer managment board room meetings across the world do you think there have been, with some MS Sales Engineer or such present, saying yep, we run all of "insert service/site here" on NT 4.0, when in reality it was bullshit.

    This I can agree with. But this...

    I think M$ has gone the backwards road in development, they have refined and refined the UI, but the core of the OS'es ahve suffered. Most Unices on the other hand, ahve a very stable core with (name UI) stuck on top.

    ...is just FUD.
    Windows 2000 is not just a refined UI with worse core than NT (which is what you seem to be implying). It is actually far more stable (and probably scalable, though I can't vouch for that myself) than NT ever was. While I agree that Microsoft in the past has concentrated on the UI as the main focus, I really think they have finally started to react (under pressure from Linux?) to the broad industry critisism of their OS's unreliability.




    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  19. Re:From the waiting-for-the-quagga dept. on TigerCloning · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it's the same experiment but I saw something on the bbc about a South African guy (I think) trying to do this.

    They were actually trying to create new quagga by natural genetic manipulation (inter-breeding). They found the nearest zebras (or some other similar breed) and used hybridisation techniques (see gardening techniques) over many generations of the animals to get as near as they could to the original quagga.




    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  20. Re:Is this the right thing to do? on TigerCloning · · Score: 1

    Like it or not, life follows a plan, and once something has happened we need to deal with it and move on.

    Perhaps humans recreating these animals is the plan.

    There's no reason to assume that human actions are somehow less natural and out of control than general "happenings" such as extinction.




    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  21. Re:JavaScript??? on IBM Releases SashXB · · Score: 1

    Do you really have to use bloody JavaScript for these applications? come on, I want a decent language

    Then use one.
    I think the point of this whole thing is to capture people who really use HTML, Javascript and XML (see mozilla developers) for most of their functionality. Don't assume that everyone wants to learn C (or whatever you consider to be a decent language).

    Can I say that on /.?




    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  22. Re:Don't mess with my desktop. on IBM Releases SashXB · · Score: 1

    Yea, active desktop for Linux. No thanks

    I hope they don't mean the desktop as in root window, I assume they mean client applications.




    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  23. Re:Wow ! on IBM Releases SashXB · · Score: 1

    Are we jumping the gun here? ...when I last used Notes last year (4.6.3) the Windows client was a very complex piece of software
    I think most people associate Notes with the email functions it provides, without understanding the database client side to the software. Notes is very complex, it's just that most companies don't use it to anywhere near it's full extent.




    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  24. Re:uhm on Hotmail about to collapse under load · · Score: 1

    Has anyone stopped to think that it's a really good thing that Microsoft uses a Microsoft server platform for all of their servers whether or not it's the right tool for the job? If you think about it, what better way is there to improve your OS than to start using it on a large scale.

    Don't forget that there's a lot here on /. that would be happier about Microsoft failing (just for the sake of it) than everyone being eventually offered the chance to buy a decent product from them. Too many here are happy about having a choice as long as it ends in nix.

  25. Re:Is this a trend? on MySQL Released Under The GPL · · Score: 2

    which do you like better and why?

    Depends on the application.
    If it's raw speed you need then mysql is the killer db. No doubt about it. This, I suspect is because it gives up some features in favour of speed (transactions may or may not be in this category). If you need some standard RDBMS features such as transactions then go to Postgres, which I'm not too familiar with.