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  1. Re:Wrong Choice of Words... on Sedate Your Kids While They Play · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the extra bold.

  2. Wrong Choice of Words... on Sedate Your Kids While They Play · · Score: 1

    FTA: The result is a system that provides a calming influence over the children, monitors the child continuously, allows the procedure to be performed by less skilled personnel...

    As far as I can tell, this thing is for real, and it sounds like a worse idea than the Jump to Conclusions Mat.

  3. Re:cover on Space Vulture · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why does the cover look like a man's dick again?

    What kind of dick would you like it to look like?

  4. Re:Cause someone will bring this up: on Apple Racks Up the Gaming Patents · · Score: 1

    Is this the latest in trolling? It's the 2nd time I've seen it today.

  5. Re:The best defense is a good offense on European Union Asks US To Free ICANN · · Score: 1

    -Noah Daniels

    Isn't that the former President on 24?

  6. Re:Not too worried on Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon · · Score: 1

    I've shit more shocking things.

    Now that's shocking.

  7. Re:Not too worried on Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon · · Score: 1

    In fact, they're very different things. One is murder, the other is not.

  8. Re:Not too worried on Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon · · Score: 1

    So you think being an asshole should become a criminal offense?

    Pretty much, yes.

    That's horrifying.

  9. Re:Missing Option on Classic Books of Science? · · Score: 1

    But Surak lived in the 4th Century. Sorry, the nerd in me couldn't let that go.

  10. Re:The Double Helix on Classic Books of Science? · · Score: 1

    What makes you say that? I thoroughly enjoy reading about topics related to biology/biochemistry, and some of the discussions tied to those articles have been hugely informative. Are you referring to how those discussions often devolve into religious debate?

  11. Re:Exactly how sensitve are these sensors? on Super-Sensors To Sense Big Bang Output · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're talking about the temperature signals from the CMB though. The sensors are designed to detect the B-mode polarization signals, which are supposedly 1 millionth as strong, according to TFA.

  12. Re:Exactly how sensitve are these sensors? on Super-Sensors To Sense Big Bang Output · · Score: 1

    IANAP, so the only thing Wikipedia brought up was a cancelled telescope designed to detect B-mode polarization called Clover, so you might be thinking of the gravity wave experiments.

  13. Exactly how sensitve are these sensors? on Super-Sensors To Sense Big Bang Output · · Score: 4, Informative
    How sensitive, you ask?

    FTA:

    By contrast, the new NIST detectors are designed to measure not only temperature but also the polarization. The B-mode polarization signals may be more than a million times fainter than the temperature signals.

    ...the colors represent the tiny temperature fluctuations, as in a weather map. Red regions are warmer and blue regions are colder by about 0.0002 degrees.

    I might be missing something, but that sounds pretty impressive.

  14. Re:Flying Pig Flu on Let's Rename Swine Flu As "Colbert Flu" · · Score: 1

    But you're forgetting about the human half of the strain.

    Half Human. Half Bird. Half Pig.

    Clearly this is all because of Manbirdpig.

  15. Re:mild v. wild on Let's Rename Swine Flu As "Colbert Flu" · · Score: 1

    This pig/bird/human virus is said to be fairly mild

    There is nothing mild about Manbirdpig.

  16. Re:Martian Death Flu on Let's Rename Swine Flu As "Colbert Flu" · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sure, and just forget about how this guy feels about that. Really insensitive, man.

  17. Re:Too bad on Think-Tank Warns of Internet "Brownouts" Starting Next Year · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uh-oh, someone's got the swine flu.

  18. Re:What we REALLY need is on Google Planning To Serve "High Quality News" Passively · · Score: 1

    Except for that part about what absolute power has a tendency to do. And that other part about meeting the new boss...

  19. Couple this with 3-D on A No-Touching 3D Computer Interface · · Score: 1

    Couple this technology with 3-D glasses and a large monitor or three and you could really start getting immersed in your video games. Maybe I could map certain hand-movements to specific hotkeys in WoW and imitate my shaman stormstriking or earth-shocking.

    Home-made VR, anyone?

  20. Re:Wow is still #1 on The Frontier of the MMO Genre · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of people feel the way you do on their first character. That's how I was with my first roll. I even looked for guilds that regularly ran Vanilla WoW raids so that I could get all of the story in before starting in on Burning Crusade content.

    After not finding any of those guilds on my server, I just continued to level. Once you're at max level, or at least approaching it, you'll probably join a guild with a goal to tackle some end-game content.

    Then you realize that your guild needs another tank, so you take it upon yourself to roll one and power-level the shit out of it to get to where you and your friends need it.

    Your priorities just change, is all.

  21. Re:Step in the wrong direction on How To Have an Online Social Life When You're Dead · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite comedians (Daniel Tosh)suggested a post-mortem treasure hunt for his family.

    This would be an excellent way of starting that.

  22. Re:Interesting on Air Force One Flyby Causes Brief Panic In NYC · · Score: 1

    I forgot the IRONY tags. My bad.

    Thank God. Ignore my post below : /

  23. Re:Interesting on Air Force One Flyby Causes Brief Panic In NYC · · Score: 1

    why don't we instead consider other options:

    OK...

    -Building tall buildings underground, instead of above.

    The idea of being underground in a local emergency situation sounds way worse than being in a building--the simple inability to look out a window at the world around you and get a quick look at the situation unfolding outside would increase the level of panic caused by any such event.

    -Requiring high altitudes for all planes, military or civilian, and producing auto-shoot auto-aim turrets around the ciy with no warning shots.

    I don't have a lot for this one, but there are a few reasons why an airplane would have to fly at low altitude. Further, auto-shoot/auto-aim/no warning shots sounds like an overreaction bordering on hyperbole to me.

    - Include parashoots as standard emergency materials for skyscrapers?

    Because people are generally smart in an emergency situation and can be relied upon to operate a parachute safely? What about the training required to safely execute a low-altitude jump from a solid base? What about the giant mess that'd be caused by hundreds of people jumping out of a building in an uncoordinated manner who will wait a split second longer to deploy their parachute and crash into a jumper below? And let's not forget that people are going to overreact--plain and simple, everyone does it, especially in crowds where fear is contagious--and so will execute a dangerous jump for no reason whatsoever.

    Seems to me that the overreaction exemplified by people simply evacuating a building is a lot safer than the options you listed.

  24. Re:Not good enough. on GE Introduces 500GB Holographic Disks · · Score: 1

    You saw a commercial for Papa John's last night, didn't you?

    I've had it, and I'm here to tell you, it's pretty x-treme.

  25. Re:$ 200 billion + / year for R&D ? on Obama Says 3% of GDP Should Fund Science Research And Development · · Score: 1

    which doesn't always do much for the rest of us...

    in an obvious and immediate way.