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Think-Tank Warns of Internet "Brownouts" Starting Next Year

JacobSteelsmith writes "A respected American think-tank, Nemertes Research, reports the Web has reached a critical point. For many reasons, Internet usage continues to rise (imagine that), and bandwidth usage is increasing due to traffic heavy sites such as YouTube. The article goes on to describe the perils Internet users will face including 'brownouts that will freeze their computers as capacity runs out in cyberspace,' and constant network 'traffic jams,' similar to 'how home computers slow down when the kids get back from school and start playing games.' ... 'Monthly traffic across the internet is running at about eight exabytes. A recent study by the University of Minnesota estimated that traffic was growing by at least 60 per cent a year, although that did not take into account plans for greater internet access in China and India. ... While the net itself will ultimately survive, Ritter said that waves of disruption would begin to emerge next year, when computers would jitter and freeze. This would be followed by brownouts — a combination of temporary freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed.'"

445 comments

  1. ahahahaha by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Home computers slow down when kids come home from school and start playing video games? Poppycock. Home computers slow down when adults get home from work, come home, and start watching streaming video.

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    1. Re:ahahahaha by hurfy · · Score: 4, Funny

      And here i thought it was the geeks getting home and downloading Ubuntu.

    2. Re:ahahahaha by TechForensics · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Streaming video will tend to be self-limiting. When the slowing produces a maddening result, folks will go back to watching cable.

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    3. Re:ahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Home computers slow down when kids come home from school and start playing video games? Poppycock. Home computers slow down when adults get home from work, come home, and start watching streaming video.

      Home computers slow down when adults get home from work, come home, and start watching streaming porn.

      There corrected that for you

    4. Re:ahahahaha by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 5, Funny

      streaming video.

      porn

      You're just being redundant.

    5. Re:ahahahaha by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Home computers slow down when kids come home from school and start playing video games?

      Who is going to notice on a single-user system?

    6. Re:ahahahaha by noidentity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Computers slow down when you turn them off, or lower their clock rate. They don't slow down when you use them; you just put those cycles to (local) use.

    7. Re:ahahahaha by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You let it stream to the break point, then rewind and watch it without any stuttering.

      I use this to avoid most the commercials (I start them and walk out of the room- just like i did with TV)-- then I come back and watch the show.

      Or I flip over and read the news while it plays.

      Or any number of variants.

      Plus--- The collapse of the internet has been predicted many times. I think tales of the internet's demise are greatly exaggerated.

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    8. Re:ahahahaha by sehlat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Correction: "steaming video"

    9. Re:ahahahaha by davester666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This report brought to you by your local cable or DSL ISP.

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    10. Re:ahahahaha by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      The Internet is really, really great...

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    11. Re:ahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Home computers do not run on the internet. Just because a page won't load doesn't mean your computer's gonna freeze. Oh wait, maybe for those still running Windows.

      Maybe if we pass legislation to make it illegal to sell faster, cheaper connectivity...

    12. Re:ahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me a lot of the daft IPV6 rhetoric that has been getting screamed at us for over 2 years now.

      On that note, anybody using IPV6 for EVERYTHING they do EVERY day yet? Oh, and for those stragglers who still rely on the 'old, gonna run-out-of-addresses' IPV4 protocol, anybody getting any messages saying 'IP Address cannot be assigned, too many people on the net.'?

    13. Re:ahahahaha by hitmark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      drop the DSL part and one can agree, as the cable turned isp companies have a vested interest in selling package solutions that involve bulk channels.

      same deal with the mobile network operators. as more and more people use IM and email rather then more profit laden sms, the operator becomes just another isp. no options for lock-in, no option for selling extra services, and so on.

      this is probably scaring the people in suits silly.

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    14. Re:ahahahaha by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... While the net itself will ultimately survive, Ritter said that waves of disruption would begin to emerge next year, when computers would jit -

      Buffering... Buffering... Buffering...

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    15. Re:ahahahaha by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like any real geek, I downloaded Ubuntu in an overnight automated session with time of day bandwidth controls so my wife wouldn't complain about the Internet being slow while she's up using the computer.

      Well, the wife part might not be the same for other geeks.

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    16. Re:ahahahaha by murdocj · · Score: 1

      Home computers do not run on the internet. Just because a page won't load doesn't mean your computer's gonna freeze. Oh wait, maybe for those still running Windows 3.1

      Fixed it for you

    17. Re:ahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wrong, adults wait for their spouse or girlfriend to go to sleep before watching streaming porn so their effect would be much later at night.

    18. Re:ahahahaha by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, the point of my comment (a bit too abstract I guess) is that if what everyone is using the internet, then if their internet access has slowed down, their computers has effectively slowed down. And what really nails the internet connection down is streaming video, although gaming does have an effect. For the home user, there's often the bottleneck of getting the data through your connection, brokered by a router with NAT (maybe built into the CM) and fighting for the available bandwidth with other members of the household. More often than not, each member of a household has their own computer... at least, among those of us so ridiculously privileged. In most other cases, there are at least two machines; the newer machine for the adults, the hand-me-down for the kids. Sometimes, that's reversed. Computers are super cheap these days though... You can get a pretty credible system for under a hundred bucks, used, with a 17" flat screen crt. Crazy stuff...

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    19. Re:ahahahaha by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's quite simple really, I'll explain:

      A computer is a machine that has to fill with data in order to work, just like a lightbulb has to fill with electricity in order to work. Back in the old days, you purchased your data on little disks, and inserted them into the slot in order to fill your computer with data. Now, with the internet, you connect your computer to the data tube, which fills your computer with data from the cloud, just like taking your car to the gas station. The problem is, with pirates and pedophiles and enemies of the Comcast's Rightful Profit start consuming large amounts of data, the data pressure of cyberspace falls. When cyberspace's data pressure is lower than your computer's data pressure, data starts to flow out of your computer through the data tube, rather than flowing in. As your computer's data pressure falls, it starts to slow down and crash.

      See?

    20. Re:ahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is the whole point of introducing artificial slow-downs.

    21. Re:ahahahaha by Noexit · · Score: 1

      And I thought it was the network getting slow, not the computer itself.

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    22. Re:ahahahaha by sgt+scrub · · Score: 3, Funny

      LIES! Next you will be telling people that the GUI isn't the operating system, knowing how to use GUI office applications isn't the sole requirement to be the system administrator, and the internet isn't installed on their machines!

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    23. Re:ahahahaha by IcyNeko · · Score: 1

      Computers slow down when you install Windows.

    24. Re:ahahahaha by wiredpasture · · Score: 2, Insightful

      HEY! I thought by having the fcc drive out the low cost ISPs using telco and cable lines, it would free up additional revenue that the telcos and cable cos. would use to expand the network? Where'd my money go?

    25. Re:ahahahaha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Maybe if we pass legislation to make it illegal to sell faster, cheaper connectivity...

      You have just hit upon the real reason for this "research" by this "think tank".

      I would love to get some information about the funding of this "study".

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    26. Re:ahahahaha by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      No, it is both. Qwest in my area is pushing their phone and tv services just as much as Comcast is pushing theirs. There is no difference. And guess what - they both cost around the same (overinflated) price. Funny how that works. They both want to be your multimedia providers.

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    27. Re:ahahahaha by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nemertes Research are lackeys of the telecom industry in my opinion. Scare tactics to support metering is what's behind this. There's far more possible problems from security concerns than streaming.

      The cable cos and telcos are all watching their revenues drop, and want some kind of defense. Their research is a red herring, designed to distract from the real problem: ISP greed.

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    28. Re:ahahahaha by onionlee · · Score: 1

      ie porn

    29. Re:ahahahaha by ancientt · · Score: 1

      You sir, are brilliant. Just one question, what kind of car are you talking about?

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    30. Re:ahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us real real geeks just happened to be awake 4:00am local time when it was released on don't have any wives or girlfriends stealing or bandwidth.

    31. Re:ahahahaha by Ponga · · Score: 1

      +5 Funny!? Come on mods! This is *clearly* an informative post! (About as informative as the article is.)

    32. Re:ahahahaha by CapinRedBeard · · Score: 1

      You got it all wrong. Data arrives on a big truck!

    33. Re:ahahahaha by ndpope · · Score: 1

      Ted Stevens? Is that you?

    34. Re:ahahahaha by StreetStealth · · Score: 1

      Certainly not a truck, or anything you just dump something on.

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    35. Re:ahahahaha by tsm_sf · · Score: 3, Funny

      And I thought it was the network getting slow, not the computer itself.

      I'm waiting to see my computer "jitter and freeze" rather than just timeout.

      Maybe if I shake it...

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    36. Re:ahahahaha by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2, Informative

      >>You let it stream to the break point, then rewind and watch it without any stuttering.

      Works for youtube, but not the daily show, cobert report, south park, hulu, netflix, or pretty much anything I want to watch. They all use this terrible DRM that only pre-caches like 3 seconds of video- You can pause it, but it will stop downloading the stream when it hits that limit. This makes all of the above services unusable with anything less than 100 kbs (real speed) connection. "Hello and welcome to the" wait 90-120 secs- "Colbert report. No, sit do" wait 90-120 secs- "wn."

      Grrrrr.

      -b

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    37. Re:ahahahaha by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      In my area, is is the telecom that has 'lock in' with their (crappy) DSL requiring multi-year contracts and termination fees. The cableco's (crappy) Internet service has always been month-to-month.

      I have neither, and loathe both companies.

    38. Re:ahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, he's being specific.

    39. Re:ahahahaha by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      There is more entertainment than I can watch.

      One criteria for selection is how convenient it is.

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    40. Re:ahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the slowing produces a maddening result, folks will go back to watching cable.

      At least, that's what the cable ISPs are hoping will happen...

    41. Re:ahahahaha by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      whoooooooooossssshhh

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    42. Re:ahahahaha by Impeesa · · Score: 1

      Plus--- The collapse of the internet has been predicted many times. I think tales of the internet's demise are greatly exaggerated.

      Didn't RTFA, but it sounds like they're not predicting the doom of the internet. More like forecasting some major growing pains in the near future.

    43. Re:ahahahaha by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Computers slow down when you turn them off, or lower their clock rate. They don't slow down when you use them; you just put those cycles to (local) use.

      Apparently they also "freeze as capacity runs out in cyberspace" (whatever that means)... It's been written by professionals so it has to be true.

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    44. Re:ahahahaha by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      It's called "clod computing". In clod computing, not only the applications but also your machine's RAM reside in cyberspace. As you have to send everything your computer ever processes to Google, lack of bandwidth will inevitably slow down your computer.

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  2. why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by DragonTHC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that's not realistic at all. It's true we're going to see massive slowdowns in bandwidth, but those are caused by too many users drawing too much data through the 'tubes'.

    Not to mention, this could all be solved if the greedy ISPs and network owners spent some of their damned earnings on upgrading the networks.

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    1. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      $50 says there's a connection between this group and a major ISP in the USA.

      Cynical? You bet I am. I'd say I've got good reason to be, though....

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    2. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it were truly capitalist, they would. We haven't lived in a capitalist society in ages. In a free market, aforementioned "subsidies" would never, ever appear. The bad service providers would evaporate and be replaced by better ones.

    3. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Thelasko · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's running Windows, Duh!

      Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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    4. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by thrillseeker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The strength of capitalism has steadily declined ever since our Congress issued themselves a checkbook.

    5. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by dyingtolive · · Score: 0

      For some reason, the line below kind of tells me where their loyalties lie: Telephone companies want to recoup escalating costs by increasing prices for âoenet hogsâ who use more than their share of capacity. I kind of think its just a justified precursor to metering.

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    6. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I would never take that bet; but I would estimate that rather more than $50 were used to establish that particular link...

    7. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by digsbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're partially correct. Telecom providers make money by investing in capital equipment (the fiber, copper, routers, switches, etc.), then extracting revenue from that equipment over the long term. This is fine, and purely capitalist. The anti-capitalist part is when they lobby for laws preventing others from entering the marketplace, or lobby for special privileges for domain rights, etc., and shoulder out of the way the smaller operator who can't lobby/legislate as well. The government involvement is the part that makes it anti-capitalist (including Intellectual Property law).

    8. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Timberfox · · Score: 1

      How much of this traffic can be atributed to skynet?

    9. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by nine-times · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, this sentence really bothers me:

      brownouts that will freeze their computers as capacity runs out in cyberspace

      It sounds like some BS description they'd put into a movie when they forgot to hire a tech consultant. You know, like some dude with spiky hair who describes himself as a 'hacker' would be typing furiously on a keyboard, and then suddenly yell, "Oh no! We're in too many firewalls and cyberspace is almost full! All of our computers are going to crash if I don't do something quick!"

    10. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      You're talking about government subsidize cables and that being capitalism in the same breath.

    11. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by mellon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup, and now we're experiencing monetary brownouts, and the financial system is freezing. Oh wait, no, that was because of the streaming peer-to-peer profits in the banking industry! If we don't do something fast, all our industries will crash!

    12. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Whorhay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Screw their earnings, how about spending some of that sweet sweet infrastructure subsidy money.

    13. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by gawaino · · Score: 0

      Knock knock.
      Who's there?
      Jitter.
      Jitter who?
      Jitter get off the pot.

    14. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Myrimos · · Score: 1

      ... You know, like some dude with spiky hair who describes himself as a 'hacker' would be typing furiously on a keyboard, and then suddenly yell, "Oh no! We're in too many firewalls and cyberspace is almost full! All of our computers are going to crash if I don't do something quick!"

      Citation needed.

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    15. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's really dumb about that, is that whenever I'm in too many firewalls and cyberspace is almost full, I just code up a gui in visual basic and trace an ip address. Everyone knows how to do that. Sheesh, some "hacker!"

    16. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by srh2o · · Score: 5, Insightful
    17. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, that's crazy that a computer would freeze or crash just because the connection is slow. My internet slows down often and it never causes my computer to cra

    18. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      bullshit. in a true free market, all the power would rest in the hands of a few corporate entities. It would be impossible for new startups to appear as the cost of entry would be too high. True capitalism breeds a corporate feudalism similar to the train barons of the 1800's. unless you like the prospect of company stores then regulation is a good thing.

    19. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by LordKaT · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "their fair share" is socialist bullshit. Either give me what I paid for (unlimited/unmetered) or sell me something else. Don't try to spread peanut butter on dog shit and tell me it's cake.

    20. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by BlitzTech · · Score: 5, Funny

      I laughed at this.

      And then I died a little on the inside because it's so unfortunately true.

    21. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by BlitzTech · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The keypad entry lock is encrypted! Hold on, let me apply two gigs of RAM -- ok, that worked!" - Under Siege 2.

    22. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, somebody, please tell me when this legendary "truly capitalist society" ever existed. When (and where) did the free market reign supreme?

      I'd like to know so I can see how wonderful the world was then.

      Or is this just some theoretical idea.?

    23. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by nine-times · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And just to spell this out a little more: the theory supporting "capitalism" as a useful economic system supposes an actual free market, which is not the same as "a market where a large corporation is free to do as it pleases." Yes, there's a difference.

      A free market is one where there is no significant barrier to entry into that market, as well as relatively level footing within that market, thereby allowing for free competition. Of course, this is nothing like the ISP industry that we have today.

      And it's not at all clear to me that we can have that kind of competition in the part of the ISP business that includes developing physical infrastructure. You can't just let everyone and anyone dig up whatever land they want in order to lay cable.

    24. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by drewvr6 · · Score: 1

      Hav ppl wrt n teh SMS stlz 2 rduce teh nmbr of btz gng arnd.

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    25. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Cyner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're funded by the Internet Innovation Alliance, who is funded by AT&T.

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    26. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are probably right about some ISP or industry group funded by a collection of large ISPs being responsible for this "propaganda". I'm guessing it's either Time Warner or Comcast, and that they are putting out this misinformation as a justification for their bandwidth caps, whose purpose in reality is to raise prices by setting the "normal" usage tier, which will be priced at the current "unlimited" bandwidth price, so low that most people will be forced to buy a higher priced package with higher caps if they want to do anything beyond reading their email a couple of times a day.

      You will know this is the case if you start to see statements by these ISPs that bandwidth caps are necessary to "protect the infrastructure" of the internet and prevent these dreaded brownouts.

    27. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 5, Insightful

      However, monopolies can happen without government intervention. Thats what your free market ayn randish argument seems to forget. In fact, the government is essential in making sure that there is competition by preventing monopolies. If we had a completely unregulated economy with no government like some Rush Limbaugh fantasy, we would end up with a situation where one company could easily seize control of a market and using its size and anti-competitive practices to destroy anyone else who would try to compete. Government is the only thing that can step into stop that.

      Also, just a note, but conservatives at least by their behaviour show a contempt to democracy and the peoples ability to solve their problems, through their democratic system. To make the democratic institutions inept and powerless, basically allows corporations to do whatever they want, and these corporations are not accountable to the people. Its not unreasonable to ask for an economic system that serves the common good of the people and which is democratically controlled by us, rther than controlled by large corporations which exploit the people to hoard massive amounts of wealth for themselves. Your ideology is leading directly to a corporate totalitarian police state where a few massive corporations have consolidated control over everything, jobs, money, the economy, markets, and operate completely above the law and any democratic institution.

      Rather than this corporate fascism, id rather see a mix of socialism, democratic corporations, and small mom and pop businesses.

    28. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Cryptocrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would someone with the ability to do so please point out the above link next to the story on the front page? The story still leads with "A respected American think-tank, Nemertes Research"...

    29. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's one more aspect to the free market that's often overlooked: it requires perfect information to be available about all competitors and products. While not knowing that product B beats the pants of product A is also an entry barrier for the company that produces product B, that's not the common understanding that people have of it - nor is it ever mentioned outside of academic circles.

      BTW, your argument is the reason that Britain bought all British rails, and leased its usage out to private companies. Kinda like the road system in the US. And, just like the road system, success is mixed. But it'd be worse if the rail and road system would be private as well - like we're finding out with private ownership of the fiber and copper.

      There's a reason there's enough dark fiber out there to fix any possible "internet brownout" that might come up. If there'd just be a reason to use it.

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    30. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmm.. Peanut butter....

    31. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by _KiTA_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For some reason, the line below kind of tells me where their loyalties lie:

      Telephone companies want to recoup escalating costs by increasing prices for âoenet hogsâ who use more than their share of capacity.

      I kind of think its just a justified precursor to metering.

      I used to work at a small ISP in Central Washington, so I have an interesting point of view of what's going on.

      First off, you can't be a "net hog" when you're paying for unlimited data transfer and a set connection. The two concepts do not mesh. But, as we've seen, the market has utterly rejected the idea of non-unlimited data transfer connections.

      (As an aside, I eagerly await the first cellphone company to come out with an "unlimited minutes anytime anywhere to anyone" plan that doesn't suck, as it will fundamentally change the US cellphone market.)

      If you are paying for a 3mb connection and using 3mb/sec 24x7, you aren't doing anything wrong at all. You're getting what you paid for.

      Unfortunately, the Internet Service industry has hedged their entire business model on the idea that people will pay for a 3mb/sec connection and use it to check their email -- really really fast -- every 3-4 hours. We called these our "Email Grannies" back in the day, and we *loved* them, because they were an incredible return on investment.

      They weren't paying for bandwidth, they were paying for their emails to load really, really fast. There's a big difference there, and once a person understands that, they can really start to succeed in service industries.

      What we didn't love was the college kids and the computer geeks, using Bittorrent and eMule to pirate things 24x7. For the most part on our heavily restricted lines (DSL et all) this wasn't a problem -- but then again, we weren't irresponsibly overselling our DSL network.

      One problem area was our Wifi Network. We sold Wireless Broadband -- our unique solution to the last mile problem -- by using Motorola Canopies on essentially telephone poles on hills. 10 mile range, we usually had the end users use a 1' tall grid antenna connected to a Cisco 350 card or an Engenius Network Bridge. Point the antenna to the tower, run the cable -- something reminiscent of triple-thick TV coax cable -- to the bridge, badda boom, you're online.

      The problem there was the same problem the Cable Companies have. QoS. We had no way to stop a single user from getting on say Bittorrent or eMule, both of which are engineered to get around the traditional "throttle the connection" speed caps by just opening up thousands of connections. I believe eMule, for example, is set to open up a max of 800 or 1000 simultaneous connections out of the box.

      Even if you throttle a user like that to what they're paying for, the sheer overhead of 800-1000 connections going at 0.001k a second destroys a network. Your ISP might only be sending you the packets at 0.001k, but they're hitting the ISP's gateway at whatever full upload speed the other user is sending it at. So the ISP can deny you your speed, but they still feel it.

      For example, 1000 connections each going at 10k a second (not unreasonable numbers) = about 10,000k of transfer trying to come into the ISP. It doesn't matter if they're filtering it down to 128k/sec or whatever you're paying for -- that's still 80 megabit worth of bandwidth resources wasted on the ISP's side. And there are hundreds of thousands of users on these networks (spread out across the US) trying to do this at more or less the same time.

      There's a reason those ISPs were trying packet drops and other sneaky methods to kill off P2P on their networks -- they have to, or else.

      No doubt the cable companies are looking at their networks and seeing the same problem. Their networks are based on the same type of topology our wireless network was set up on -- each node (a wireless tower in our case) got a certain amount of bandwidth, and the leaf systems (the end users, aka customers) can c

    32. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Have you never seen any "hacker" movies?
      First they stutter, jitter and flicker. Then they freeze for a second, or show Dennis Nedry, rickrolling you with his own image and "haa-haa" laughter.
      And finally all the displays explode with large waves of high-power current sparks, burning the whole place, making ceilings come down, and throw the fleeing people out through the door with a large ball of flames.

      I have seen it a thousand times, so it must be entirely realistic!

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    33. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      It's even worse than that (worse than just an ISP).

      http://www.savetheinternet.com/blog/2007/11/20/suckered-by-astroturf/

    34. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic and see if I can track down where the tubes are clogged.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygB0ZviqXac

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      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
    35. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Now that the government already subsidized the creation of major ISPs, it would be nearly impossible to create such an even footing for future competition.

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    36. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by paiute · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a fully capitalist society, all points of Internet access would be owned or controlled by John D. Rockefeller. All the ISPs would be charging the same inflated price for the same deflated products.

      You could start your own ISP, but there would be a sudden drop in all your competitors' prices to $0 until you went out of business.

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    37. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Part of their job is to control the purse. The problem is that they got a credit card and went to town.

    38. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by changa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just hack the gibson and free up all that extra cyberspace.

    39. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      When the government built the interstate highway system, and caused this massive wave of investment in transport, and allowed for people to easily reach wholly new markets for their goods, etc, etc, that was good for capitalism.

      Pure capitalism is poor at breaking new ground in areas with significant NRE. That's a problem with infrastructure. It's a good place for the government to step in.

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    40. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      For example, 1000 connections each going at 10k a second (not unreasonable numbers) = about 10,000k of transfer trying to come into the ISP. It doesn't matter if they're filtering it down to 128k/sec or whatever you're paying for -- that's still 80 megabit worth of bandwidth resources wasted on the ISP's side.

      WTF? TCP doesn't work like that... The sending speed changes according to the acks the receiving end sends back. The ISP gets exactly what it sends to the user and everybodies happy.

      You're right though that the overhead of a couple thousand connections can be quite large - but thats not the problem here. The problem is that the same slice of bandwidth is sold to 10 different people. This just will not work.

    41. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by N!k0N · · Score: 2

      you just have to remember -- the cake is a lie.

    42. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by owlstead · · Score: 1

      sh.

    43. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      You're misunderstanding what capitalism is. Unless you analyse it in terms of its class nature then you'll continue to miss the point.

      Capitalism inherently leads to the corruption of any democratic process. This is because the capitalist class, those who control companies, push for legislation that favours them; rich people buy politicians.

      In the event of a "minarchist" libertarian government there would be nothing to stop entrenched companies from acting anti-competitively, i.e. selling product at below cost whenever a new startup appeared. That fact alone would be enough to deter capital investment in any established market. Other behaviours would also emerge like if the owner of a firm didn't like gay people then they wouldn't employ them. For low wage workers in towns where that firm is the major employer that would be a death sentence and society would end up shaped completely according to the whims, prejudices and desires of those fortunate enough to be part of the capitalist class.

      This is exactly what the UK used to be like during the industrial revolution and it's what poorly regulated emerging capitalist economies are like to live in around the world.

      Some markets might produce an oligopoly instead of a monopoly but an oligopoly will, in the absence of strong government regulation (i.e. raids whenever there's the merest whiff of price fixing), function as a cartel.

      This behaviour is a feature not of capitalism but of human nature. Whenever a group of people has power they naturally try to preserve that power and ultimately will back it up with the use of force. Transferring complete control of the economy to the private sector is a very bad idea because it completely removes power from the democratic process. Keeping power with the current liberal democratic institutions that currently exist is also a bad idea because you end up with the mess that currently exists.

      We need a different solution. We need a political system that puts control of everything in the public sphere without a state in the form we have it today or, indeed, a form that's ever existed. The only way that will ever be achieved is through mass action amongst working people.

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      Nick
    44. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "their fair share" is socialist bullshit.

      It's just a moralizing term, like when people talk about blocking ads as "stealing" or about abortion as "murder". It frames the debate and has absolutely nothing to do with socialism.

      Besides, the original doesn't contain "fair". You inserted that yourself, you evil socialist!

    45. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by brasselv · · Score: 1

      ...and then there was that other movie where a respected Senator babbles about techie stuff.
      You know, the net and a series of tubes.

      What movie was that, again? Ah, wait...

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    46. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by philipgar · · Score: 1

      Funny, according to wikipedia, the price of kerosene fell by 80% during Rockefeller's monopoly that supposedly "inflated" oil prices. Seems to me that someone should google their facts before making mindless assertions.

      Phil

    47. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      I wish I could agree with your post completely. I think you have to say "mostly isn't a free market". The subsidies are only for certain companies. The little guys still get nothing.

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    48. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      They've had both since the inception. The problem is they don't know how to control giving things to themselves.

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    49. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by ilo.v · · Score: 1

      $50 says there's a connection between this group and a major ISP in the USA.

      I would go even further. The group is probably connected to a cable TV company, not just any ISP. The cable companies have the most interest in keeping total internet bandwidth scarce and expensive. They want to delay the day when Hulu/iTunes/etc. become a viable alternative to your HBO subscription.

    50. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 1

      I believe eMule, for example, is set to open up a max of 800 or 1000 simultaneous connections out of the box.

      No. It may allow a user/system to do that, but it uses far fewer connections out of the box, not counting KAD/DHT and such. Same goes for BitTorrent and many other p2p-apps. The problem usually lies the user setting insanely high settings for bandwidth and connections.

      The programmers of these P2P apps, either brilliant jerks or unwitting fools (both equally dangerous), have made applications that are so irresponsible on networks that just opening them can bring networks to their knees -- intentionally so, as these apps were specifically designed to break college P2P filters.

      Which p2p-app is designed to break college P2P filters by setting up massive amounts of connections? Many home-routers crap out when using 256 or 512 connections, so modern p2p apps shy away from using too many connections. Of course, end-users can change the settings and configuration so that p2p-apps do use a thousand+ connections.

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    51. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      I disagree. They don't make any money of equipment. That is an expense. They make money off the location of the fiber/copper and whether or not other fiber/copper can go around it. The companies place as little hardware as possible in as few high growth areas as possible, bank on people coming to those areas, then ignore people that are not in those areas and ignore the needs of the people in the area when they outgrow the little as possible hardware.

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    52. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by vertinox · · Score: 1

      A free market is one where there is no significant barrier to entry into that market, as well as relatively level footing within that market, thereby allowing for free competition. Of course, this is nothing like the ISP industry that we have today.

      One thing that is overlooked by most economists on both side of the fence of free market versus regulation is that perhaps it isn't free market that is what make the capitalism tick, but rather competition and low barriers to market entry.

      Logically there is little difference between the central government setting employee wages and product prices than a private business monopoly doing the same thing.

      Lack of competition means that the business (regardless of government or privately owned) is not motivated to innovate or even bother to please its customers. It will never update its products, build more infrastructure, or put a dime into R&D.

      Now, people might point at someone like Microsoft as being the exception, but you have to remember that they know their limits on pushing their monopoly.

      They didn't buy Apple back in 1999. They didn't buy Netscape. They don't seem hell bent on buying up all the Linux developers even though they probably have enough money to do like Standard oil bought up all its competitors back in the 1890's.

      Imagine if there were no threat of government intervention and Microsoft could have bought up everyone back in 1995?

      Would they have even bothered making anything past IE4 and Windows 95?

      Maybe, but I doubt it.

      If nothing else, government regulation should be inductive to creating competition and low entries to market so that it forces businesses out of the monopolies and actually innovate a stagnating business.

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    53. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      A free market is one where there is no significant barrier to entry into that market

      I think it meant no unnatural restriction to the market.

      You can't just let everyone and anyone dig up whatever land they want in order to lay cable.

      There must be different restrictions in different states. The telco/cable companies here play games with digging rights along streets. Lawyers actively try to block requests... Back in the "AT&T owns all days" you just had to pay the city for a permit to dig along the street. Well, you had to be bonded and all of that good stuff. AT&T couldn't do anything about it because the government owned the copper.

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    54. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Can we just send the money now instead of waiting for the obvious to be proven? I don't like waiting in long lines.

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    55. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      At this rate, the ISPs'll be charging us as much per megabyte as SMSes cost!

    56. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      this could all be solved if the greedy ISPs and network owners spent some of their damned earnings on upgrading the networks.

      It might also help if the ISPs would stop advertising their secretly limited connections as "unlimited". It is hard to maintain the network when you have thousands of users all trying to use their "unlimited" access all at once.

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    57. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by HertzaHaeon · · Score: 1

      Why does it require perfect information? If it's to work perfectly, sure, but noone is proposing that. Making an informed choice doesn't require perfect information, just good enough information.

      Otherwise, we could say that for a planned economy to work, we'd need perfect planning. But that's similarly untrue.

      But looking at an online comparison service for ISPs, with every detail I'd like to know, I'm pretty close to perfect information in this case.

    58. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      That is close to my rant. Government make them give me what I paid for or let me dig a hole and burn them in it. If it requires I eat dog shit coated with peanut butter, I'll do what I gotta do.

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    59. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by hurfy · · Score: 1

      How can they do any of that without a bunch of green ASCII stuff scrolling around 1st?

    60. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      It's just a moralizing term, like when people talk about blocking ads as "stealing" or about abortion as "murder".

      This has got to be a troll...but it raises some interesting points.

      The definitions of "stealing", "abortion" and "murder" are not moral definitions anyway. The acceptability of stealing, murder, and abortion, however, is indeed moral.

      What's really interesting is that people don't realize that the definition of murder has the caveat that killing another person is murder only if specifically defined by law as murder. All murder (in this sense) is killing, but not all killing is murder.

      Similarly, "stealing" has the same caveat - all stealing is taking something, but not all taking something is stealing. Nowhere can I find a definition that refusing to accept something (e.g., blocking an advertisement) constitutes stealing though.

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    61. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      I got this far into the link "The Web will start to seem pokey, Lieberman writes". Every time I see that name I smell shit. I really didn't want to know who he was advertising for this week.

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    62. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why does this get modded insightful? You throttle based on s_ip and the number of connections they can open is irrelevant. You throttle at the access edge, not your backbone, so there is no degradation on your peering.

      You never worked for an isp did you...

    63. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm gonna take a wild stab and say that politically you're a conservative. Not that I really care(I'm merely an observer) but they're the ONLY group pushing the term "socialist" for anything that doesn't fit with their particular breed of bullshit.

      I swear you guys use that term for anything but you haven't come to terms with the fact that "socialism" paid for your highways, garbage collection, water... Maybe it's time for you to research what socialism actually is since you benefit from it every day.

      Yeah, you guys are THAT easy to spot and it's THAT easy to call you a stupid bigoted fuck for showing your prejudices with language approved by your party. Try putting some actual thought into the words you use and maybe you won't seem like such a douche.

      Have a nice day, citizen.

    64. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      It's too late for that now. I've entered some incomplete C code in a text editor and pressed Enter, and now there's a progress bar on my screen that says "UPLOADING VIRUS". You're screwed.

    65. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by ElKry · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The programmers of these P2P apps, either brilliant jerks or unwitting fools (both equally dangerous), have made applications that are so irresponsible on networks that just opening them can bring networks to their knees -- intentionally so, as these apps were specifically designed to break college P2P filters.

      Please choose one of those so I can be properly offended. I guess I prefer brilliant jerk, but I'll leave it up to you.

      Now, no P2P application I know has been designed specifically to break college P2P filters. The fact P2P applications open tons of connections is because, well, they are P2P applications. Unless you plan on creating a network by connecting to one or two peers, the point of those applications is to connect to a lot of peers. This is akin to claiming that Facebook's social network could be achieved while keeping a user cap of 3 friends. That simply doesn't work.

      On top of that, you seem to be extremely oblivious about the default values for connection limits on p2p applications like eMule, or most bittorrent clients. As someone mention bellow, p2p applications can't open by default tons of connections because home routers tend to have small routing tables, and in many cases those routers crash when exceeding that point. P2P programmers would be shooting themselves in the foot if they were to set such limits.

      You are right in the fact that ISPs are to blame. Somehow you are able to see that selling unlimited bandwith means that people can't be to blame for using as much bandwith as they want, but you can't see how that applies to connections. Unless you can claim that ISPs sell *limited* connections, people are still totally in the right of opening as many connections as they want, and network congestion derived from it means it's the ISP's responsibility to maintain the health of the network, and to improve the infrastructure if needed.

      Are you telling me that companies using the bittorrent protocol for distribution like Blizzard are also to blame?

      Really, you have a very nice view about bandwidth caps, but it also seems that you are completely biased against P2P (and uninformed, too).

    66. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      You don't even have to read the whole sentence; the presence of the word "cyberspace" is enough to know it's bullshit.

    67. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Wildclaw · · Score: 1

      I think it meant no unnatural restriction to the market.

      Actually, it doesn't really matter if the restriction is unnatural or not as long as the restriction is significant enough.

      The free market needs a consistant flow of competitors, and you can't achieve that when entry barriers are too high. Why a flow of competitors? Well, simple, because you must work under the assumption that some will fail over time, and you need a flow to replace the losers. It is what keeps a free market fresh.

      Otherwise you'll just end up with a stagnant market with a couple of big players.

    68. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Chris+Acheson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we had a completely unregulated economy with no government like some Rush Limbaugh fantasy, we would end up with a situation where one company could easily seize control of a market and using its size and anti-competitive practices to destroy anyone else who would try to compete.

      Not so much.

      Government is the only thing that can step into stop that.

      So in order to protect ourselves from monopolies, we need to support a really, really big monopoly? And that really, really big monopoly is going to act in the interests of people with no significant amount of money or political influence, rather than in the interests of rich, savvy, well-connected businessmen?

      When have things ever worked that way?

    69. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Wildclaw · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the goverment actually owned the interstate highway system.

      That is the real problem nowadays. Subsidizes to private companies for building infrastructure, and then the private companies get to keep it. Talk about market distortions. If the goverment wants to pay for something, it should damn well own it afterwards (and not sell it off at bargin prices to the big companies paying bribes).

    70. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Firrenzi · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much the marketing of Australian ISPs. I've been off work for the last week and have been able to pull speeds during the day that are great for my service. Come 4 -7 o'clock and up till about 10 pm, the service is pretty average. It doesn't take a think tank to see this stuff.

      Load shedding is a work around when you realise that your network is crap and it's turning to shite around you, but companies will still have to pony up and expand the infrastructure properly, instead of just rolling out enough to keep the funny-numbers-balance-sheet looking pretty.

      (U.S. Fed reserve are you listening?)

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    71. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't try to spread peanut butter on dog shit and tell me it's cake.

      Would you buy it if we told you it was a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

      Sincerely,
      AT&T Marketing Research

    72. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      On top of that, you seem to be extremely oblivious about the default values for connection limits on p2p applications like eMule, or most bittorrent clients.

      Well, I will admit it's been a good while (3-4 years) since I installed eMule, and my memory is kinda hazy. Some would say starting to forget one's years as an ISP Tech Support grunt is progress towards a more healthy frame of mind. :)

      You are right in the fact that ISPs are to blame. Somehow you are able to see that selling unlimited bandwith means that people can't be to blame for using as much bandwith as they want, but you can't see how that applies to connections. Unless you can claim that ISPs sell *limited* connections, people are still totally in the right of opening as many connections as they want, and network congestion derived from it means it's the ISP's responsibility to maintain the health of the network, and to improve the infrastructure if needed.

      Yup, you're quite right. Customers do have the right to open up as many connections at a time. However, ISPs have a duty to throttle that back due to overhead causing problems on the backend.

      And that's ultimately how we solved "The P2P Problem" on the network I worked for. (Last I heard. I left 3 years ago for greener pastures.)

      The ISP didn't have the right tools to do QoS per tower (which really was a source of reoccurring grief) so instead we set a hard connections cap of something like 20 or 30 simultaneous connections at a time, depending on time of day (after the businesses shut down for the evening, around 8 or 9 PM, we usually threw open the floodgates -- they were paying a huuuge premium and thus we did our best to make them happy). Anything after that would just timeout.

      Worked great to improve QoS for the rest of the network, 99% of the people didn't notice, and it auto-throttled most P2P apps to decent (but not insane) levels of bandwidth -- usually about 3-4 times what people were paying for.

    73. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Kirijini · · Score: 1

      Things have never worked that way because we've never had a system meant to work that way.

      That doesn't mean things can't work that way.

    74. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by ryszard99 · · Score: 1

      First they stutter, jitter and flicker.

      Is this that jitter bug i've been hearing about?

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    75. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      I believe eMule, for example, is set to open up a max of 800 or 1000 simultaneous connections out of the box.

      No. It may allow a user/system to do that, but it uses far fewer connections out of the box, not counting KAD/DHT and such. Same goes for BitTorrent and many other p2p-apps. The problem usually lies the user setting insanely high settings for bandwidth and connections.

      Here's a picture of eMule out of the box (fresh install as of 4/30/09) with a limit of 800 connections:
      http://i44.tinypic.com/mjveds.jpg

      I did not change anything. I went through the wizard and answered the bandwidth connections as I would a normal home user -- honestly.

    76. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by natmsincome.com · · Score: 1

      When I was running a LAN center we had the same problem. I was able to solve it using HTB (QOS) and IPTables on a Linux router. I don't know if enterprise hardware can do it but it works really well.

      Instead of doing QOS by connection you can either do it via destination IP address (fairly normal) or source IP address (less normal). Because of the way QOS works source based QOS limits download speed while destination based QOS limits upload speed.

      What I did was use IPTables to tag the packets and then HTB to provide QOS. This means you need 1 IPTable rule and HTB rule per IP address so this would only work for a limited number of users but it works really well.

    77. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Chris+Acheson · · Score: 1

      The world isn't exactly lacking "social democracies" that are indeed supposed to work that way, yet they still act as instruments of class exploitation.

    78. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't try to spread peanut butter on dog shit and tell me it's cake.

      The cake is a lie!

    79. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Prices are supposed to be set based on supply and demand, and the market needs to know both, accurately and instantly.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_information

    80. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      When a market has low or no barriers to entry, it is not called free but "perfectly competitive."

      There are natural economies of scale that will always appear, even in a free market. It might be cheaper for one company to make one million widgets than for one thousand companies to make a thousand each.

      A free market is one where prices are based on the intersection of supply and demand (as opposed to S&D combined with threat of force or regulation). Ideally everyone is rational and acts voluntarily.

      If the barrier to entry is created by threat of force, or through market regulation, then we can say it doesn't belong in the free market, because there is an outside force controlling the market.

      I agree with your larger point. We cannot have a free market when it comes to telecom infrastructure, or we wouldn't have finished roads. Which makes me wonder why these aren't all municipal projects to begin with. What makes a barely-regulated monopoly more economically useful than public works? It's not competition; they're even there. It's not citizen oversight, since only the latter has that one. I'd really like someone to explain to me how privatization in this area has a reason other than "the government and telcos got together to screw you." My cable company hasn't posted a profit since it went public 10 years ago. What's going to happen when they decide they can't run their infrastructure anymore? Another company, one we didn't sign these agreements with, swoops in and takes their place? That's ok?

      I suppose the problem is that these things are not seen as necessary yet. Cable TV probably isn't, but I'd argue that the internet is, at least to a greater degree than whatever else is going over those lines.

    81. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Sorry, disregard my last statement, I misread what you said.

      I agree, the free market does not have to be an ideal market. Just like how a manhole cover still works even if it's not a "perfect" circle.

    82. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by syousef · · Score: 1

      A free market is one where there is no significant barrier to entry into that market, as well as relatively level footing within that market, thereby allowing for free competition. Of course, this is nothing like the ISP industry that we have today.

      I think you mean "this is nothing like any industry that has ever existed or will ever exist". A pure free market? There ain't no such animal.

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    83. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      So in order to protect ourselves from monopolies, we need to support a really, really big monopoly?

      Ah, but there is a difference between a democracy and a stock corporation.

      Plus, how does the power to regulate make the government a monopoly? It's derived in law, not in bank account. If the government took on the project itself and refused to allow competition, you might have a point. But we have the opposite situation here: monopoly status is indirectly or directly conferred upon otherwise normal companies, as is done with the USPS, and people are saying, why bother "regulating" if it just results in special treatment and handouts? Why not actually regulate, so that there is some semblance of competition, which is supposed to be a main benefit of privatization?

    84. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's crazy that a computer would freeze or crash just because the connection is slow. My internet slows down often and it never causes my computer to cra

      You forgot to finish typing your comment, you dumb fuck. Now it looks like you were making the lamest joke in the history of the Internet instead.

    85. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by gsslay · · Score: 1

      "Jitter and freeze"?

      This lacks the kind of hysteria we need. If this was really serious they'd be saying computers will emit smoke and sparks will come out of keyboards. And freezing should only happen after your computer has had time to squawk "Error! Error!" in a robotic voice.

    86. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "their fair share" is socialist bullshit. Either give me what I paid for (unlimited/unmetered) or sell me something else. Don't try to spread peanut butter on dog shit and tell me it's cake.

      Damn right.

    87. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I semi-agree. I think it's fine for the gov't to pay for it, and then spin it off to a non-profit co-op. I do agree, however, that there is no place for them competing in the private sector.

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    88. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I suppose the problem is that these things are not seen as necessary yet. Cable TV probably isn't, but I'd argue that the internet is, at least to a greater degree than whatever else is going over those lines.

      Yes, after lots of arguments and discussions about this, what I've come to realize is that a lot of people see the Internet as an recreational entertainment service. They spend lots of time looking at facebook and downloading TV shows, music, and movies, and so they think, "This is what the Internet is. It replaces cable TV and those BMG/Columbia House CD clubs (remember those?) as the way I get entertainment." So in that context, it's easy to understand why people aren't concerned about letting the "free market" sort it out.

      What lots of people fail to recognize is that the Internet is infrastructure over which our communications pass, commercial and consumer products are shipped, and the public is informed. Once you recognize that the Internet is infrastructure that is becoming vital to our culture and economy, the whole debate shifts, and it becomes much more clear how silly it is to give monopoly/duopoly control to loosely-regulated private companies.

    89. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Chris+Acheson · · Score: 1

      Ah, but there is a difference between a democracy and a stock corporation.

      There are many differences:

      1) If you don't like how a stock corporation conducts itself, you're free to dump their stock and refuse to do business with them. A democracy, on the other hand, will cheerfully commit horrible atrocities in your name and on your dime, whether you like it or not.

      2) If you try to compete with a stock corporation, you may or may not be financially successful, depending on the circumstances. However, if you try to compete with a democracy (for example, in the areas of security provision, delivery of first-class mail, issuance of currency, etc.), you will be forcefully shut down.

      3) The agents of a democracy can do whatever they like to you, usually without consequence. Between police and military forces, they murder thousands of innocent people per year, with no more than an "oops, our bad", and usually not even that. The agents of a typical stock corporation, on the other hand, are held to a roughly similar standard of behavior as the rest of us.

      I could go on, but hopefully you get the idea.

      Plus, how does the power to regulate make the government a monopoly? It's derived in law, not in bank account. If the government took on the project itself and refused to allow competition, you might have a point. But we have the opposite situation here: monopoly status is indirectly or directly conferred upon otherwise normal companies, as is done with the USPS, and people are saying, why bother "regulating" if it just results in special treatment and handouts? Why not actually regulate, so that there is some semblance of competition, which is supposed to be a main benefit of privatization?

      A government is a monopoly, by definition. As long as a government exists, it will be disproportionately influenced by those who control large amounts of capital, and will provide them with special privileges at the expense of the rest of us. In terms of regulation, that means it's going to regulate in such a manner as to provide monopoly-level profits to its favored parties, intervening against them only where needed to keep the system stable.

      The general public are akin to cattle, with the government and big business cooperating in order to milk us most efficiently. Our interests are secondary to this. The solution, then, lies not in calling for more (or "better") regulation, but in abolishing the government entirely.

    90. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      No need for that when you can just reverse the network's polarity.

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    91. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KiTA - I just learned a heckuva lot from your explanation. Thank you!

      So far, no one has mentioned that sometimes computers freeze (as mine does) because it can't PROCESS the information it's receiving fast enough. Mine does that now, especially when it involves heavy graphic work and large individual files.

      So, will faster processors and mega storage help?

    92. Re:why would a computer "jitter and freeze" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice story, but it is still just a story. If you pick other technology, like DSL lines, you can throttle all that traffic at last mile aggregation point. If you don't you'll run in all kinds of different problems, regardless of P2P or any other technology.

      Hell, even (deliberately or not) misconfigured TCP/IP stacks that ignore windows sizing and datagram based networks can cause all kinds of havoc, if you don't get your topology right.

      Can you get it right the first time? Probably not. But if you don't see the problem, then you're doomed to search for solutions that only hide the symptoms. If they even do that, apart from pissing off your customers.

      And I still don't get it what is wrong with all this "number of connections" stuff. Switches don't see IP or TCP packets, they just see MAC addresses. Routers don't see TCP or UDP packets, they only see IP headers and occasionaly generate ICMP or two, when they get unreasonable requests for routing (i.e. DF packets larger than MTU).

      If you happen to use some half-assed PAT stateful device that actually has to count all those millions of connections, then you might admit that your topology is again the culprit. Not customers, and certainly not misused CPE grade devices in your network.

  3. Lets crank up those clouds by JumpDrive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I didn't see this.
    I didn't see this.
    There just is no good reason not to start moving everything over to cloud computing and SaS.

    1. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There just is no good reason not to start moving everything over to cloud computing and SaS.

      Lets see....there's too much data flowing over the Internet, and it's going to cause slowdowns.

      And your solution is to move all data and software to the Internet, therefore causing even more data flow over the Internet, and more slowdowns.

      Brilliant.

      Not to mention that when your computer "jitters and freezes" you'll have to tell your boss "Sorry. We can't get that sales report out in time, because the cloud is down......Yeah, that means we can't get the proposal for that $10 million project out before deadline, either. Sucks to be us, I guess."

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    2. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by JumpDrive · · Score: 0, Troll

      Jeez, how desperately off topic could you be.
      I mean talking about the latest and greatest fad with dependence on bandwidth availability.
      You just don't get it.

    3. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      WOOOOOOSH!!

    4. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you love it when people who don't understand irony think you actually mean what you say.

    5. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by digitig · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't you love it when people who don't understand irony think you actually mean what you say.

      Actually, no, I don't.

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    6. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL.

    7. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      Ow, the meta is hurting my head.

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    8. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, but you can tell someone further up the food chain that you are sorry, the reports can not get out because ___fill_in_the_blank___ decided that your company did not need to invest in new hardware to meet capacity needs, but instead invested in licensing for "cloud services" and now, having saved $100k from last years budget by using old computers and some online service instead of new computers and servers you control, you can suddenly not get to documents when you need them and are at the mercy of how fast the net is today. As ong as the call was not yours, and you can demonstrate that before the shit starts flowing downhill, you might just make out all right

    9. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by Burkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you love it when people throw around the word irony and don't understand what the word actually means?

    10. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by oldhack · · Score: 1

      "Don't you love it when people who don't understand irony think you actually mean what you say."

      IRS needs to impose extra tax for windbags that spews "irony" more than, say, once a year. Irony Tax for douchebags!!!

      Damn, I gotta pay now. Let that be a lesson to me.

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    11. Re:Lets crank up those clouds by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

      How many points do I get for trolling myself?

  4. Slashdotted! by Smivs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nuff said

    1. Re:Slashdotted! by mellon · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that when you went to this site, you experienced a brownout, and your computer jittered and froze? Perhaps this is all part of their nefarious plan... :')

    2. Re:Slashdotted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of which, is anyone else finding Slashdot running somewhat slower over the past couple of weeks? A lot of times it seems to "stick" on s.fsdn.com

    3. Re:Slashdotted! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, is anyone else finding Slashdot running somewhat slower over the past couple of weeks? A lot of times it seems to "stick" on s.fsdn.com

      I've noticed that both here and at home.

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    4. Re:Slashdotted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can twitter than when the fail whale is gone.

  5. Same group by painandgreed · · Score: 4, Informative

    I remember this from an earlier slashdot of the same group saying the same thing. http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/11/20/0024248&from=rss

    1. Re:Same group by vrmlguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I remember this from an earlier slashdot of the same group saying the same thing.

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/11/20/0024248&from=rss

      In that article, they predicted brownouts in two years, i.e. November of 2009, so really they've just moved the timeframe back a few months. On the other hand, Bob Metcalfe thought the Intertubes would collapse in 1996. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Metcalfe#Incorrect_predictions

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    2. Re:Same group by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of the doomsday cults who predict the end of the world is coming every year, and then when it doesn't, they just adjust their prediction to next year. Sort of like a Cubs fan.

    3. Re:Same group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they've just moved the timeframe back a few months

      Which direction then?

      Are we looking forward, so the future is ahead, and therefore moving something back moves it closer to now, or some other metaphor which means the opposite?

      And what's the metaphor?

    4. Re:Same group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or 7th Day Adventists.

    5. Re:Same group by smcn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or Linux desktop advocates.

    6. Re:Same group by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I were a Cubs fan, I'd look forward to the end of the world, too.

  6. Too bad by slapout · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If only someone (cough **telcoms** cough) had been given time and money to expand bandwidth we wouldn't have this problem. Too bad they only had 15 years to try to solve the problem. Guess the internet just grow too fast for 'em.

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    1. Re:Too bad by HasselhoffThePaladin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh-oh, someone's got the swine flu.

    2. Re:Too bad by deck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fifteen years ago? Twenty two (22) years ago I was told that we would have fiber-to-the-premesis within a year or two by the Southwestern Bell installer. It hasn't happened in that area yet. When you have a monoply there is no incentive to change.

    3. Re:Too bad by JaneTheIgnorantSlut · · Score: 1

      I have seen this comment regarding all the unspent federal $$ in many forms on /. and I have yet to see any citation. Is this real or urban legend? Can anyone point to the legislation, or other relevant documents? I can't very well write my congress-critter and say "There was some law passed some time ago that isn't working and you need to fix it."

    4. Re:Too bad by dave562 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Google the Telecommunications Act of 1996. I believe that the details are in the first couple of sections. I don't have the time to sort through the legalesse.

    5. Re:Too bad by slapout · · Score: 1

      I wasn't just referring to government money. They could have used some of their income to improve infrastructure too.

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    6. Re:Too bad by Dreadneck · · Score: 1

      Actually, they couldn't use their income to improve infrastructure. Gold-plated toilets, hookers, and 100-foot second yachts cost money, you know.

      Besides, you never offer the customer more-and-better for less - you charge them more for less-and-worse and make sure they have no alternative to turn to.

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    7. Re:Too bad by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Why do that when you can just blame the customer and cry to the government that it isn't fair?

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  7. Iam facing a brownout now by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    For the past 12 hours today, rapidshare.com has not been accessible to me on a random basis.
    It pings all the time, but the HTTP protocol is not available.
    So?
    Iam unable to download my today's quota of HD movies and stuff.
    Damn you internet.

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    1. Re:Iam facing a brownout now by JCSoRocks · · Score: 4, Funny

      and stuff.

      I see what you did there. But you're not fooling anyone. We know what you really mean. And no, we don't feel sorry for you.

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  8. Metered Service by Reason58 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We would see massive power brownouts if electricity was being billed as an unlimited service too. The fact the internet service is still this way is silly. Meter it and move on.

    1. Re:Metered Service by sofar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This will never fly because of simple mathmatics: 95% of the internet users pay too much for their connection anyway and use maybe 5% of their fair share or allotment.

      If your plan would come into place those people would see their monthly bills drop like a rock.

      Guess who won't be allowing any of that? Not to mention that anyone who's in the top 5% range of usage will drastically flee to cheaper operators or even adjust their download behavior.

      All that metered access would accomplish is a gigantic drop in revenue for ISPs.

    2. Re:Metered Service by Theoboley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>> This will never fly because of simple mathmatics: 95% of the internet users pay too much for their connection

      Citation Please

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    3. Re:Metered Service by Twanfox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What sort of limited resource (other than bandwidth) are you consuming when you use the Internet vs Electricity? With Electricity, you are consuming power generation at the power plants, a non-unlimited source. With the Internet, the only thing limited are the resources to get you what you want, not the actual data you are concerned about. Does Google run out of bits to send you? Does your trading software say 'Oops, no more bits today'? No, it doesn't. Instead of comparing Internet Bandwidth to power generation, perhaps you would liken it better to roads (yay car analogies!). Even metered (tolls), it still exceeds it's maximum capacity (traffic jams). The only resolution is to build out the infrastructure (bigger road) to handle more traffic at once.

    4. Re:Metered Service by TechForensics · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What makes you think ISPs would lower the fee on the lowest-bandwidth tier?

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    5. Re:Metered Service by cheetah · · Score: 1

      The problem with metered service is the downward cost of bandwidth over time. Ten years ago I remember paying about $1000 month for 3mbit of connectivity(At a data center). Today I could get 60-100Mbit of connectivity for the same cost. Bandwidth isn't like electricity, if it was it would have cost 10cents per kw/h in 1999 but today it would only cost 0.1cents per kw/h...

      Any comparisons between Electricity and Bandwidth will always fail due to the massive downward cost of bandwidth. I would be fine with bandwidth metering or caps if they were tied to the real cost of providing the bandwidth. But I don't see how any system to measure this cost would be free of corruption or provide encouragement for infrastructure upgrades.

    6. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No its not. We pay for internet based on the speed of usage, not the amount of use.

      You get to draw as much electricity to your home as you need, but you get billed by how much electricity you use.

      As far as the Internet goes, you pay for a certain speed of draw. Imagine paying 30 bucks a month for "unlimited" electricity, but you can only draw a maximum of 1600 watts.

      The bullshit comes because the AT&T and TWC want to limit both the amount you pull and the speed you pull it at, and charge you more at the same time.

      Fuck them.

    7. Re:Metered Service by Feanturi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about common sense?

    8. Re:Metered Service by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that anyone who's in the top 5% range of usage will drastically flee to cheaper operators

      Not saying I disagree with everything you're saying, but the obvious response (devil's advocate or otherwise) to this is that such cheaper providers will then get a disproportionate number of heavy users. Either they'll be able to handle them or they won't. In the former case, good; in the latter case, they'll either have to introduce similar measures to the other ISPs or collapse. That, or things will balance out.

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    9. Re:Metered Service by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      You're not thinking like a business owner - all they need to do is take the exact same package they sell now and stick a 10-20GB allowance on it. The majority of users would probably see no change, the heaviest 20% or so would get stung with excessive per-GB charges. Net result: increased revenue for the ISPs. There would only be a revenue drop if they allowed it, and I don't see that happening.

      The worst of it is, I actually think bandwidth caps can be a reasonable measure to take (certainly preferable to traffic shaping and other crap like that); the problem is that they're usually set far too low for the cost, sometimes even combined with other traffic control measures, and (most importantly) are inflexible and set to screw you on 'excess use' charges at the drop of a hat.

      In an ideal world (although one not quite so ideal that there's enough capacity to dish out unlimited connections): the cap should be set based on actual available capacity rather than with the intent of hitting users with extra charges, there would be no alteration or interference with any traffic or network ports, they should take a three month rolling average of data transfer to allow for short periods of unusually heavy use, and the contract should allow the user to specify what is done if their average usage does go over the limit.

    10. Re:Metered Service by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "What sort of limited resource (other than bandwidth) are you consuming when you use the Internet vs Electricity? "

      "Does Google run out of bits to send you?"

      No, they run out of electrons to carry the bit's state unless they pay for them from the previously alluded to electric utility.

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    11. Re:Metered Service by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      Not saying I disagree with everything you're saying, but the obvious response (devil's advocate or otherwise) to this is that such cheaper providers will then get a disproportionate number of heavy users. Either they'll be able to handle them or they won't.

      Neither they will upgrade their network to be able to handle them, unlike the current ISPs

    12. Re:Metered Service by dave562 · · Score: 1

      If you follow the provisioning high enough, sooner or later you will run into a bottleneck. I'm willing to bet that the telcos and cable companies are approaching the point where they are going to have to get fatter pipes from their upstream providers. They are trying to sell it to the public by saying that they are running out of capacity. I'm not too concerned about that, and I'm willing to believe that they are full of crap. More likely, they are simply getting to the point where they don't want to pay for fatter pipes to the backbone. As soon as companies like Level3 and other Tier1 providers start talking about bandwidth shortages, then I will sit up and take note.

      Reader beware, I am completely talking out of my ass here. For all I know, Charter, Time Warner and Comcast all have their own backbones. I doubt it, but it could happen. I'm pretty sure that AT&T, and probably Verizon (through their acquisition of MCI/UUNet) do have their own backbones. That is why we aren't hearing the telcos whine as much as the cable companies. Also, the telcos aren't offering the same sort of connectivity packages that the cable companies are offering. Except for limited markets with FiOS, telco circuits simply don't have the same speed that cable circuits do.

    13. Re:Metered Service by crashumbc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that's not allowed here

    14. Re:Metered Service by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a logical, non-evil argument for transfer capping.

      Bandwidth is oversold, and there's not an inherent problem with that: for the couple of hours per day (at most) that a connection is actually saturated, there are many more when it is idle or nearly so. Obviously we want to be able to use a lot of bandwidth in short bursts (waiting for an iPlayer video to download, for example) but for most usage patterns it would be wasteful to have that amount of backbone bandwidth sitting 'reserved' with my name on it all day. By overselling, the costs for high-bandwidth connections are kept sensible and bandwidth capacity 'waste' is minimised.

      Marketing an oversold connection as unlimited, however, is rather dishonest and becomes more so as the extent of the overselling increases. If a connection is marked as unlimited then it should not be oversold, it should be bandwidth limited such that there will be enough backbone capacity to support 100% usage 24/7.

      As mentioned above, however, that true unlimited connection is overkill for many people. Provision of that level of service would have us all being lied to and sold 'unlimited' connections that are anything but unlimited (sound familiar?) or paying through the nose for a few Mbps.

      The imposition of a cap on data transfer allows the oversold bandwidth to be allocated more sensibly: take a hypothetical 100Mbps connection, oversold by a ratio of 50:1. If my calculations are accurate, 100Mbps is equivalent to approximately 30.9TB (note the capital B) per month. This means that for the same infrastructure cost as giving one person a truly unlimited 100Mbps connection, you can give 50 people a connection that can deliver burst speeds of up to 100Mbps and allow each one of them about 600GB/month of data transfer. Assuming you want the cheaper, oversold connection rather than the truly unlimited one, I don't see why being upfront about that overselling and giving everyone a 'portion' of the total capacity is problematic. It's the same as having an unlimited 2Mbps connection, except it can deliver burst rates of 50 times that when you need them.

      As I said in another post, the problems come because caps are made for reasons of profiteering not network management, and that leads to all kinds of consumer-unfriendly behaviour.

    15. Re:Metered Service by Buelldozer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Common sense would indicate that SOME number of Internet users is paying significantly more for bit delivery than others due to their lower use. However it doesn't say what their value proposition is relative to another user.

      Further, common sense doesn't indicate that anything would "drop like a rock" and it also doesn't substantiate the remarkably high percentage of users that it is claimed would be affected.

      So, Citation Please.

    16. Re:Metered Service by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      In addition to what you said, population growth (of this whole planet) is much slower than bandwidth growth... so long term, we'll all have ``unlimited'' (for all practical definitions of ``unlimited'') bandwidth.

      So all these "uh, oh, in the FUTURE, the Internet will implode under the load" is just bull.

      This isn't a "resource" that needs to be protected behind a price (it shouldn't be more expensive than the electricity to move those bits around).

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    17. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a comparison of internet speeds?
      http://www.speedmatters.org/document-library/sourcematerials/cwa_report_on_internet_speeds_2008.pdf

      As to paying too much for their internet, look at what the ISP's tell us we're getting:
      Time Warner promises 'up to' 15.0 M down
      x 1.0 M up on their HIGHEST connection level.

      How much do we actually get?
      In practice, I have never seen higher than a 250kBs that's 2000 of the 100000 bits per second I was sold (10 megabit connection). This covers _any_ time of the day or night. Download rates actually typically decrease when your upload rate increases even though the connection is bidirectional and should have no issues doing both at once.

      The Cost:
      Here's a tidbit on internet connection rates and their costs in different countries: http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/03/the-cost-to-offer-the-worlds-fastest-broadband-20-per-home/

      Japan moved their broadband up to 120 Mbps with a cost of $20 per home for the additional infrastructure. Comcast has stated that for around $6 per home those of us in the US could DOUBLE our connection speeds.

      So why do we pay 30/50/100 bucks for our lousy 5/10/20 Mb connections? Little competition. The companies own us now and they're doing what they want.

      Metered services?
      Do you think the internet users that use little of their connection will actually save money?
      Supposedly a small percentage of people 'over use' their internet connection. Do you think these people are going to compensate the big cable companies enough for the people that under use their connection to pay less?
      I think not. I think the people that don't use their connection much won't see a difference in their bills and everyone else will see a hike.

    18. Re:Metered Service by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      Reader beware, I am completely talking out of my ass here. For all I know, Charter, Time Warner and Comcast all have their own backbones. I doubt it, but it could happen.

      Time Warner Telecom is a level 1 provider. I think that they own Time Warner Cable (or are their backbone).

    19. Re:Metered Service by SolarCanine · · Score: 1

      The only resolution is to build out the infrastructure (bigger road) to handle more traffic at once.

      I completely disagree, and will now offer you my competing resolution:

      Welcome to my new Internet Packetpooling Service - just dial #622 from any (non-VoIP) phone to sign up to pool packets with other web surfers requesting the same data as you in your area. No more congested Internet traffic - well, ok, still congested, but at least you'll have three near-strangers to share the moment with as you wait for last week's episode of House to finish downloading.

      Do the world a favor - reduce your carbon footprint and sign up for Packetpooling today!

      Er...think of the children?

    20. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the limitations would be a problem if there were competition. If a cap is set unreasonably low, a competitor will attract customers by offering a more reasonable plan.

    21. Re:Metered Service by dave562 · · Score: 1

      After I made my post, I did some Googling and came across this information on Tier 1 networks. Time Warner isn't on there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tier_1_network

    22. Re:Metered Service by retupmoca · · Score: 1

      250kBs that's 2000 of the 100000 bits per second I was sold (10 megabit connection)

      Nitpick: that's 2000000 (2mbit) of 10000000 (10mbit)

      Download rates actually typically decrease when your upload rate increases even though the connection is bidirectional and should have no issues doing both at once.

      This is because when you download, your computer send packets back to the source to say "Yes, I got this". So, if you use the upstream for uploading a file, the download can't get its packets out fast enough to keep up with the downstream.

    23. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There aren't really citations available because the cable companies don't advertise this. But they do vaguely suggest that an "average customer" or 75% of customers use 5-50GB per month. This means that almost all of their customers should be subscribed to dsl for $15/month, since they're using their 10mbps service the equivalent of only few hours per month. If these customers were charged a flat rate per gigabyte they would be paying TWC $3, so TWC is really better off avoiding this issue.

    24. Re:Metered Service by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      You presume that they would set the metered prices fairly for the customer. They would actually set the metered prices fairly for themselves. Joe Average wouldn't see his bill change at all (beyond perhaps a token drop so the ISPs could claim that they lowered their rates). Anyone who used a single GB more than Joe Average, however, would get slammed with overage fees.

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    25. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or tax the fuel more so that fewer people will use the infrastructure...
      Or in case of an ISP just increasing the prices (assuming there would be no competition).

    26. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What sort of limited resource (other than bandwidth) are you consuming when you use the Internet vs Electricity? "

      "Does Google run out of bits to send you?"

      No, they run out of electrons to carry the bit's state unless they pay for them from the previously alluded to electric utility.

      Somehow I doubt the difference in electricity required support a customer with an average bandwidth of 5GB/s and the one averaging 100 GB/s works out to be more than a 100 KWH per year. So while you are technically right, unless the ISP bills to the nearest tenth of a cent the extra expense would be neglibable for an individual customer.

    27. Re:Metered Service by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Actually no; the relative proportional marginal cost of generating and distributing energy is much higher than the relative proportional marginal cost of moving bits over a line. IOW it makes sense to meter energy proportional to usage because the marginal unit cost of production is similarly proportional. The marginal cost of transferring one more packet between two computers , OTOH, is virtually nil.

      Comparing communications with energy is at best a metaphor, or analogy, both of which are extremely poor, flawed tools for comparing *business models*.

    28. Re:Metered Service by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Put another way, because of the above, bandwidth is actually much closer to a "rent" model than electricity.

    29. Re:Metered Service by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      To put it still another way: Consider the relative costs of (a) buying and installing a hub and running a network cable between you and your neighbor's computer, and (b) actually transmitting data between the two computers on your new little network. You could probably transfer a few billion HD movies before the variable cost of 'b' (basically a miniscule amount of electricity to run the NICs) even started to approach the cost of 'a'. This is absolutely nothing like electricity; you're probably confusing the two because telecomms and electricity both happen to involve cables to your home.

    30. Re:Metered Service by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Roads are an interesting analogy. I'm wondering if, when we built our roads, the assumption was that 90% of the people using them would only take there car out for 15 minutes a day for a very local commute, rather than being in it all day going full tilt (and all night)...

      The reality of how the Internet has changed since the earlier days of the 1990s (ROFL!) is that the "E-mail Grannies" aren't the main users and quite a few applications nowadays demand high bandwidth. Yes, I'm thinking of torrents, but also streaming video and audio, massive file downloads, etc). Hell, websites that used to be less than 20Kb per page are now up over 1 Mb/page average - a 50 fold increase (at least) in size. And that's in about 10-15 years.

      We like to think of the Intertubes as a digital virtual world. It is that. But it all runs on physical devices, over physical infrastrucure. That stuff takes time to build and is expensive to build. Anyone who has ever tried to get permissions to put up radio towers in an urban area will tell you the administrative steps are often non-trivial. So is last mile connection (or even backbone fiber installation). So this whole process is expensive. And that means it gets done by big companies, who are themselves stuck under lots of regulation and have huge amounts of process. (e.g. Here in Canada, you can take some black humour out of the fact installing a Bell phone involves about 17 different internal groups and costs way more than Bell can actually bill you for the installation).

      So we have big behemoth companies (in most cases) owning much of the infrastructure. Their business cycles are ponderous and the physical infrastructure deployment and updates are expensive and time consuming (Hmmm... roads are pretty similar that way). And the infrastructure will take 10-15 years (I'd guess) to pay itself off. So we're still paying off late 1st and 2nd generation hardware while having to deploy later generation networks with far more capacity... and wondering why this isn't all going the way we'd like.

      The reality is most roads are underwritten by tax dollars. It's hard to tell when a road 'breaks even', but they are a necessary part of modern infrastructure so they are supported by our taxes - on businesses and personal income. And the road grid couldn't build out capacity to meet 50 fold changes in demand in any short period either. And doubly not so if they're still paying off earlier investments.

      So, if we all want a high-bandwidth, no-metering Internet that isn't one big service unavailable situation, the 'alleged free market' may be part of our solution. So too may be declaring the Internet infrastructure just as useful as roads and supporting it with tax revenues. (I can hear the screaming already.)

      Or else, go to a 'pay for what you use' scenario. Someone says 'but ISPs would make less money' and that falsely assumes rates would stay similar to today. Occasional access would get more expensive. If you want big, shiny new networks deployed quickly, then ROI for the big companies (if not tax supported) is going to have to be 5 years or less. Figure at least a doubling, possibly a tripling in access costs for most of us. But you'll have that unlimited, unmetered service... for $800 a month. Someone will do the math and find out what to bill you, but most of the current bandwidth offenders (college kids, teenagers, etc - yes I'm stereotyping) could not afford the service and would have to curb their habits.

      It's simple economics and the current model doesn't work. If these are the 'information highways', then they need funded like real roads do - high tolls for use or big tax dollars thrown to back them up. Since we need THESE roads redeployed every 5 years to meet increasing demand (not just new roads, but upgrading existing ones), then expect this to cost a lot. Or else expect brownouts, maybe blackouts, crappy performance, dubious contractual offerings from providers, and maybe some provider going bankrupt - bad, but actually the likely course.

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    31. Re:Metered Service by regrepsnefpoh · · Score: 1

      The visual image of this analogy is fundamentally flawed. Everybody pays the same toll, but a small portion of users are driving not one car but a hundred down the crowded road. There's an analogy for heavy bittorent users on your internet superhighway.

    32. Re:Metered Service by A+Friendly+Troll · · Score: 1

      We would see massive power brownouts if electricity was being billed as an unlimited service too. The fact the internet service is still this way is silly. Meter it and move on.

      I don't see the problem with metering.

      When I got my DSL connection several years ago, I was soft-capped at 2 GB per month. Go over that, and pay an extra fee for every 0.5 GB (something like $3, I can't remember). It was tough sometimes, but I never went over 2 GB.

      They have since expanded the limit to 5 GB and recently 10 GB, so I've relaxed my surfing habits a little, but I still can't cross 5 GB. Most of the time I'm at around 3.5 GB per month... And I can't for the life of me figure out what I'd need to do to spend the entire 10 GB.

    33. Re:Metered Service by Theoboley · · Score: 1

      I prefer having a hard factual website in front of me with ACTUAL information. Thanks

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    34. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It ain't so common

    35. Re:Metered Service by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Here water is billed as an unlimited service too, and we only see brownouts in areas where the water companies haven't maintined the actual pipes very well.

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    36. Re:Metered Service by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      SOME number of Internet users is paying significantly more for bit delivery than others due to their lower use.

      I'd argue that anyone getting crap'd by cable companies to a level below what they paid for would fit that description. If that is true then 95% of cable users fit the description.

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    37. Re:Metered Service by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      95% of the internet users pay too much for their connection anyway and use maybe 5% of their fair share or allotment.

      The whole point of oversubscribing is that most users actually pay for about as much as they use (since prices are based on the "average user consumption").

    38. Re:Metered Service by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 1

      Anyone who used a single kB more than Joe Average, however, would get slammed with overage fees.

      fixed it for ya.

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    39. Re:Metered Service by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 1

      (it shouldn't be more expensive than the electricity to move those bits around).

      i agree with all you said but this. there is a cost inherent in managing, administering, servicing, and maintaining the tools that move those electrons in such a coordinated fashion. and while, yes, badwidth is excessively priced, especially in the US, it will always and should always cost more than the electricity. with your line of thought there would be no service industry of _any_ kind.

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    40. Re:Metered Service by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Except they are not the same sort of resource. So no, don't just 'meter and move on'.

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    41. Re:Metered Service by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      >Time Warner Telecom [twtelecom.com] is a level 1 provider. I think that they own Time Warner Cable (or are their backbone).

      No, Time Warner Telecom (AS4323) and Time Warner Cable (AS20231) are two different companies. In fact, Time Warner Telecom changed its name to "TW Telecom" to differentiate itself from Time Warner Cable.

      I am connected to both TW Telecom and Time Warner Cable at work. There is a *world* of difference between the tech support at the two companies. One is an Internet Service Provider and the other is a cable company that happens to offer cheap Internet connectivity.

      I think that most Slashdotters are referring to Time Warner Cable when they say "Time Warner is teh evil!".

    42. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about common sense?

      Yeah like that that ever works...

    43. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that anyone who's in the top 5% range of usage will drastically flee to cheaper operators [...]

      Okay, let's suppose that the "email grannies" all flee to ISPs who all charge per gig, and they pay $2 per month (instead of their current $n, n >> 2).

      All there would be left for the heavy users would be ISPs where they're charged per gigabyte, or ISPs where they subsidize one another.

    44. Re:Metered Service by hab136 · · Score: 1

      Transfer caps do nothing to alleviate prime-time congestion, which is what actually drives ISP costs.

      ISPs have to upgrade their infrastructure to handle peak load. Once they have that capacity, there is no difference in cost between running it 90% only during prime time and running it 90% all the time.

      The same thing has happened with telephone service - it doesn't cost the telephone companies anything to handle additional off-peak traffic. So, in many cases, it's free. Some cell phone providers are even flat rate per month, local and long distance (for example MetroPCS in Florida) because once they've paid for the equipment to handle peak load, the additional load during offpeak doesn't matter.

      If ISPs want to meter peak usage and have free offpeak, that would at least have some sort of relation to their costs. Metering all the time is just greed.

    45. Re:Metered Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean it just makes sense to look at it in this light. If they meter, they lose. Period.

    46. Re:Metered Service by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      I don't understand your argument. What does "crap'd" mean?

      If you're arguing that somehow users are being CAPPED "to a level below what they paid for" then I'd have to disagree.

      It's very uncommon anymore for anyone to have been promised any kind of total data transfer in a billing cycle.

      What they have been promised is bandwidth up to a certain amount, but there's *no* guarantee that bandwidth is available 24 x 7 x 365.

      With this in mind your argument makes no sense at all. How can a user be capped at less than what they paid for if they were never promised anything to being with?

      I'm not arguing FOR usuage caps, but I am pointing out that the 95% number and the "drop like a rock" statement have no basis in fact.

    47. Re:Metered Service by jthill · · Score: 1

      Electricity is charged for by the amount of energy delivered because it costs money to produce energy. It doesn't cost money to produce electrons. Electricity providers are charging for what costs money to produce.

      Bandwidth is charged for by data rate because it costs money to produce bandwidth. It doesn't cost money to produce bytes. Internet providers are already charging for what costs money to produce.

      Ars has ~internet service 301~ for a really detailed look at the absurdity of some of the parent post's premises.

      The irony is that the last thing the corporate retail isp's want is to have bandwidth charged for as the commodity it is. It's what they're desperately trying to escape.

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    48. Re:Metered Service by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Your arguing semantics. Getting a different effect at the end does not make it any different.

      5G@100k for duration 500 until 5G is completed is the same as 5G@1M for duration 5 until 5G is complete.

      Cable companies limit the amount of download speed so the time it takes to download the amount of data you are capped at equals the amount of data you are limited to. If you don't believe me ask anyone with a cable connection, in an area where only cable is available, if their download speeds seem to slow down the closer it gets to time to pay the bill. If you maintain a constant torrent upload/download server, like I do, you will see a steady restriction of 500k/500k even though your paying for a 3M connection.

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    49. Re:Metered Service by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "So while you are technically right, unless the ISP bills to the nearest tenth of a cent the extra expense would be neglibable for an individual customer."

      Which is entirely beside the point, since it is the shareholder that is concerned. Do you really suppose they can say to the utility provider: We have determined that the cost is negligible on a per customer basis, so we decided not to pay you anymore. ???

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  9. Its been said before... by oasisbob · · Score: 1

    Bob, is that you? ... I hope that Nemertes Research owns a blender

  10. Computers? by Thelasko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...waves of disruption would begin to emerge next year, when computers would jitter and freeze. This would be followed by brownouts â" a combination of temporary freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed.

    Will all computers do this? I think not. They are either referring to servers or the network as a whole.

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    1. Re:Computers? by Yaur · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe whoever WTFA doesn't know the difference between a computer and a network.

    2. Re:Computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe they think a computer is like a VCR, so that when it "pauses" the video jitters and freezes.

      I'd call BS, but it doesn't capture the stupidity of TFA. We need a new term.

    3. Re:Computers? by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Maybe whoever WTFA doesn't know the difference between a computer and a network.

      So that's what John Gage has been up to since he left Sun...

  11. It's all very logical. by MunchMunch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean, if the internet were to slow down to almost a standstill... then my computer would completely freeze, just like it does when I unplug my ethernet connection.

    1. Re:It's all very logical. by mellon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sadly, there are cases where you get this effect, usually not because you are unplugged, but because you are plugged into a network that's broken in some way, and all kinds of processes on your computer block waiting for replies that never arrive. This is utterly pathetic, and should never happen, but it does.

  12. What else is new? by kclittle · · Score: 5, Funny

    "This would be followed by brownouts a combination of temporary freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed."

    I have Comcast; how will I be able to tell when this starts to happen, compared to what I see today?

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    1. Re:What else is new? by evilkasper · · Score: 1

      That's a very good question.

    2. Re:What else is new? by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

      "This would be followed by brownouts a combination of temporary freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed."

      I have Comcast; how will I be able to tell when this starts to happen, compared to what I see today?

      Comcast is just bringing you the future, today! They're ahead of everyone else.

    3. Re:What else is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This would be followed by brownouts a combination of temporary freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed." I have Comcast; how will I be able to tell when this starts to happen, compared to what I see today?

      When you see a sudden improvement in service.

  13. Does slow internet really cause freezing? by brentonboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    brownouts that will freeze their computers

    In my experience, when the internet is slow or a server is having problems, the webpage takes longer to load. It doesn't affect anything outside the browser, and my other programs remain "unfrozen."

    1. Re:Does slow internet really cause freezing? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, of course it wouldn't - not unless your web browser is poorly written and stuck in an I/O blocking state, consuming all available CPU cycles. But that doesn't happen these days, and hasn't for a decade+. Never mind the bravado in which the article states these things is, and always has been, nonsense.

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    2. Re:Does slow internet really cause freezing? by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, a large number of people are not aware that there is a larger world outside of their web browser.

    3. Re:Does slow internet really cause freezing? by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      However an IO bottleneck will have a tendency to freeze any programs using the same IO device in blocking mode. e.g. trying to browse the web while bittorrent is going at full speed often causes the browser to time out.

      Even then that's due to lack of a decent IO scheduler. IIRC XP's is first come first served, aka greedy git takes all. In XP the greedy process even gets disk IO priority over the Windows kernel trying to page another process back in from page file, meaning a disk and ram-usage heavy program can practically lock up the entire pc, by forcing other processes (including explorer) to completely page out to disk and then consuming all the disk IO, denying them a chance to page back in. You can't even start task manager and kill the offending process while this is happening, because Windows can't get any disk IO time to read the tiny taskman.exe.

      I think this was fixed in Vista.

    4. Re:Does slow internet really cause freezing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Does slow internet really cause freezing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe the kind of BS these companies will come up with to manipulate the masses through medias.

    6. Re:Does slow internet really cause freezing? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      That's only because you're one of those elite performance nerds who uses a local disk for his swap space, instead of using gmail like the rest of us.

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    7. Re:Does slow internet really cause freezing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, of course it wouldn't

      I think it was a rhetorical question...

    8. Re:Does slow internet really cause freezing? by brentonboy · · Score: 1

      Pff. You aren't really cloud computing until you replace your processor calculations with background javascript running in the browsers of visitors to your website.

  14. The network is not the device! Yet! by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Aaargh, it's infuriating that a thinktank that has the false authority to make proclaimations like this conflates network performance and computer performance. It's like Intel's "MMX makes the internet faster" crap, but in reverse. A slow network does not suddenly make your favourite offline photo editing app slow down.

    (I will of course withdraw these objections if it transpires that the think-tank have come back from the near future where everything's done on The Cloud.)

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    1. Re:The network is not the device! Yet! by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      All the average user is capable of understanding is that the internet will be slow. But didn't you listen to Scott McNealy? The Network is the computer. Therefore, the user's computer will stutter and choke! IT MUST BE TRUE!

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    2. Re:The network is not the device! Yet! by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      the network is not your device.

      The network is devices though. And those devices still use memory and CPUs, albeit different than ones we use in our computers.

      But everyone treats bandwidth as some sort of amazing and mystical thing.

      All bandwidth is, is routers and fiber optic cables.

      You buy more routers and fiber, you have more bandwidth.

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    3. Re:The network is not the device! Yet! by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Well, McNealy has a point. When somebody says their computer is getting slow, they aren't referring to MHz. The computer's throughput is as high as ever, but it's getting soaked up by virii, or virus scanners, or whatever. So obviously, perception of "computer speed" refers to the applications of interest and not the hardware itself.

      If you are using the "computer" solely to watch a video stream, as will surely be the case with Internet set-top boxes - which will surely use more total bandwidth than PCs within the next few years - there is no distinction between the video getting choppy and the computer itself getting choppy.

    4. Re:The network is not the device! Yet! by jank1887 · · Score: 1

      I miss the dancing glittery cleanroom bunny-suits. I have a plain white bunny suit, and we never dance.

    5. Re:The network is not the device! Yet! by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      A funny comment to be sure but if you've bought into the "cloud" model, such as S3 or Google Apps, then what you've described is literally TRUE.

    6. Re:The network is not the device! Yet! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I Was only half-kidding. These days the home computer spends ever-increasing amounts of time as an internet thin client or even web browsing appliance. If only the cloud model would blossom into being able to legitimately use the spare computing cycles of home computers (e.g. for something other than spam or DDoS, and with both their knowledge and consent) then the symmetry would be complete.

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    7. Re:The network is not the device! Yet! by laederkeps · · Score: 1

      I have it on good authority (my father is always right, you see) that 'the internet' is that little blue 'e' on the desktop.
      Obviously, the performance of 'the internet' and the performance of 'the computahr' have to be connected somehow.

  15. Complete FUD by Thornburg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone's computer is going to jitter or freeze because the net will be over capacity? Are the rest of you still using Windows 95 or other OS's that don't multithread properly?

    Otherwise, the idea that your whole computer will freeze due to a network issue is kind of laughable...

    So far, carriers have added capacity often enough to stay ahead of the curve. I don't see why that would change now.

    1. Re:Complete FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are the rest of you still using Windows 95 or other OS's that don't multithread properly?

      Yes, we're running Windows. /ducks

    2. Re:Complete FUD by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Happens at my work--

      I think what is happening is...

      Outlook is blocking other processes when it has network problems.
      Windows is blocking other processes while it deals with network mapped drives popping in and out of existence.
      IE (internal) hangs up a lot of stuff when it has internet problems (it's like some of the pieces are single threaded).

      Word and other applications go into distress if they were doing work related to the network.

      Just today the entire machine hung for over a minute while outlook got stuck. The only response is to just sit and wait and it clears up. If you poke it while its in that state, it will hang longer or just crash the computer entirely.

      Win XP - current + Office 2007.

      To be fair- many of these problems started 3 months ago when we installed office 2007.

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    3. Re:Complete FUD by jank1887 · · Score: 1
      "I don't see why that would change now."

      Psssst... most think tanks are funded by someone to do 'research' to promote a particular agenda. You think it coincidence that this scare story came out right when the public is starting to get an inkling of a notion about metered internet service?

    4. Re:Complete FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What curve is this? The one that puts america at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to broadband?

    5. Re:Complete FUD by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Do you perhaps see something all your examples have in common?... Just saying.

      If your in the position where you're forced to use IE, Office, and Outlook not much you can do, but if you can you should probably switch to Firefox (or Chrome, or Safari, or any combination of the three), OpenOffice.org, and Thunderbird (maybe, depends on how your Outlook server is setup).

      Lastly, I'll leave you with parting advice from the magic 8-ball: "Outlook not so good."

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  16. Distributed internet? by quercus.aeternam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sure if we just set up some sort of beowulf cluster among our desktops and set up a cloud on top of it it would solve all of our problems.

    Windows 7 is already going there - the actual plan is to use the XP VM to host the internet locally - like freenet, but umm... controlled by Microsoft instead of the evil... umm... people. Yeah.

  17. Peak Internet Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems most of these fluffy fear pieces are mere convenient flak for those that want some government excuse for broadband rollouts. These rollouts may or may not be warranted, but fear mongering is not convincing, especially when they tout increasing use of you tube or BBC iplayer as bringing down the global backbones. As you tube and BBC gain users, the response will be more and more local CDNs. There is no reason anyone's global backbones need be involved to stream you tube from India to USA.

  18. Share and Enjoy by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Meh... this just smacks of astroturfing for "tiered service agreements" that the ISP's have been trying to push for a decade!

    Besides, aren't random freezes and jittering just part of Windows "charm"? :)

    1. Re:Share and Enjoy by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Besides, aren't random freezes and jittering just part of Windows "charm"? :)

      So random freezes and jittering are to Windows what popping and hissing is to music on vinyl records?

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  19. Respected by flaming+error · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > "A respected American think-tank, Nemertes Research.."
    What does that mean, respected? By whom? Some IETF plenary council? Paris Hilton?

    Is "respected" meant to imply the report is accurate? Why don't we judge reports on their own merits - soundness of methodology, reproducibility - rather than alleged reputations of the report's issuer?

    1. Re:Respected by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 5, Informative

      Respect in this case comes from the Internet Innovation Alliance who fund it. Of course, AT&T funds the IIA

      Make of that what you will. I know that the first thing I think is "shill", followed closely by "astroturf".

      Watch for this study to be cited in some bills regarding tiered service agreements any day now.

    2. Re:Respected by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      This reply is currently modded "+5, Informative", and it is very informative, and it's a good post, and it deserves this mod.

      But it also illustrates exactly the practice I was complaining about. Rather than analyzing the report, we're presuming the report's sponsor skewed it to support its interests. That's probably true. Following the money is always a good idea. But logically-minded folk like us shouldn't stop at the fallacy of guilt (or accuracy) by association.

      Too often we satisfy ourselves with respecting or discrediting the source. That's good politics, poor science. To actually disprove it, we really should find the errors in the report.

    3. Re:Respected by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Too often we satisfy ourselves with respecting or discrediting the source. That's good politics, poor science. To actually disprove it, we really should find the errors in the report.

      Right. So pull the Ethernet cable out of your computer, or turn of your wireless radio. Watch carefully to see if your computer will "jitter and freeze". Then decide if the Science part was already handled by previous posts.

    4. Re:Respected by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      Thank you... but I would disagree with that assertion. We as technical people already know the contents of the article are false. Yes, I read it... but yes, I researched the source BEFORE I read it because that's the sort of person I am.

      As a technical person myself, I looked at the summary and immediately saw false and misleading information. Yes, sometimes the summaries are a little "off" on Slashdot, but I can confirm the summary was accurate in this case. Nonetheless, simply put your computer will not "jitter" and "slow down" in the event your network connection is lost, because the network is NOT the computer, despite what Larry Ellison says.

      I work "off network" quite often, and though it is nice to have Internet access, it's rarely required to do business proposals, or play most video games, or edit photos/videos, or... well, let's just say that 95% of what I do on my computer probably doesn't need Internet access. If my computer jittered and slowed down when I'm off network because the network's not there, I think I'd get a better computer.

  20. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the obligatory annual "INTERNET BROWNOUT OH GOD NO" article.

  21. just when it was getting good by Timberfox · · Score: 1

    nooooooooo, we're running out of internet? i still have 2 more seasons of "I Love Lucy" to download!

  22. Nemertes and Net Neutrality by 1sockchuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nemertes' research pops up often in discussions of net neutrality. See the Save The Internet blog for another perspective on their data.

  23. Do they expect people to take them seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When they make such technically brain dead statements as, "Internet brownouts will make computers freeze!" do they really expect anyone to take them seriously?

    1. Re:Do they expect people to take them seriously? by pyster · · Score: 0

      Idiots often expect dumb shit man.

    2. Re:Do they expect people to take them seriously? by retupmoca · · Score: 1

      On the contrary - idiots are the only ones that expect shit to be smart.

  24. Uh-huh.... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

    'brownouts that will freeze their computers as capacity runs out in cyberspace,'

    If a problem with the internet connection actually freezes someone's computer, whoever had a hand in creating the operating system is a complete idiot.

    1. Re:Uh-huh.... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      If a problem with the internet connection actually freezes someone's computer, whoever had a hand in creating the operating system is a complete idiot.

      Hey, the spec never said that problems with an internet connection wouldn't make a computer freeze. And it was faster to code it like that. Works As Designed.

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    2. Re:Uh-huh.... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      If a problem with the internet connection actually freezes someone's computer, whoever had a hand in creating the operating system is a complete idiot.

      Actually, when I used to access Internet BBSs via telnet on Windows 3.1, if the remote computer wouldn't respond, then telnet would sit there. Nothing new, but Windows 3.1 relied on co-operative multitasking. Due- I assume- to the way it was written, telnet wouldn't "let go" until the remote computer responded or the connection timed out... so the whole computer could lock up due to a problem with the Internet connection.

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    3. Re:Uh-huh.... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      Because that was DOS, a single-tasking operating system, and your example simply goes to show that co-operative multitasking really isn't.

      And don't even get started on what Windows9x did with an unhandled exception.

      For a modern multithreaded multitasking OS there's no excuse for the system to lock up.

  25. Wow, they are full of insights! by sherpajohn · · Score: 1

    On the front page is this one - must have taken a team of highly skilled research scientists to come up with it:

    "Flu Fears Likely to Fuel Rise of Telepresence".

    No shit Sherlock.

    If they say the interweb demand is going to exceed capacity, I say we either add more pipes or make the ones we got bigger...or maybe we need to ream 'em out - are they gotten clogged up with fat and pr0n and bad music videos and stuff?

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  26. Think-tank, where thinking tanks. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Subject says it all but since it is so funny, insightful and shows how amazing a human being I am in 5 little words (and because the lameness filter forces me to showing that slashdot coders are silly and not worthy of kissing my furry butt, I will repeat here).

    Think-tank, where thinking tanks.

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  27. thank god! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thank God! I'm glad someone knows what's going on in this confusing world of ours!

    As far as what the OP says, aside from the wild fear mongering and hilariously dumb power distribution "analogies", I do tend to experience connectivity problems during peak hours (Sunday nights specifically). That is, I lose connectivity: upstream and downstream simply cease for periods of time (5s+), and I'm unable to connect to anything (including DNS) on the outside. It's infuriating.

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    1. Re:thank god! by da'+WINS+pimp · · Score: 1

      Windows right? That's just the spambot taking over your machine and sending out its weekly spooge.
       
      Nothing to see here.

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    2. Re:thank god! by Pebby · · Score: 1

      Are you using Comcast too? I started having this issue a few months ago and it also infuriates me!

    3. Re:thank god! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Might be a neighbourhood amplifier not being able to handle the peak load. Used to have the same issue a few years back(cable) and the ISP put something a little heavier in. Problem hasn't been seen since.

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    4. Re:thank god! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      No, not "Windows, right" - BSD, Linux, WXP, and Vista. The actual upstream route is unavailable. DNS is unreachable. Pings to outside hosts (by IP or hostname) fail. Et cetera.

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  28. The Tubes are full? by lorg · · Score: 1

    I know it might sound totally crazy but can't we just you know ... build more of these tubes and then connect them to the other series of tubes so the interweb tube system doesn't fill up so fast.

  29. Can't at least the "experts" get it right? by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This would be followed by brownouts -- a combination of temporary freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed.

    I consider it bad enough that I have to explain, every time I helps someone clean up their machine, that MSN loading slowly does not mean they have a slow computer.

    And now we have so-called experts warning us that network lag will cause slow computers?

    What next, a warning about how Windows 7 requires 16 GB of storage, causing a wave of panic among those who don't understand the difference between RAM and HDD space?

    1. Re:Can't at least the "experts" get it right? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      What next, a warning about how Windows 7 requires 16 GB of storage...

      Aw crap! I hope Windows 7 is 64-bit, because a 32-bit OS can't address that much!

      ...causing a wave of panic among those who don't understand the difference between RAM and HDD space?

      Nevermind

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    2. Re:Can't at least the "experts" get it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that will be a problem as 16GB of RAM should be common once Windows 7 goes mainstream.

    3. Re:Can't at least the "experts" get it right? by Olivier+Galibert · · Score: 1

      What next, a warning about how Windows 7 requires 16 GB of storage...

      Aw crap! I hope Windows 7 is 64-bit, because a 32-bit OS can't address that much!

      Yes it can. That's PAE for you. We had 5 16G 32bits linux machines at a time (now we're buying 64G 64bits ones).

          OG.

    4. Re:Can't at least the "experts" get it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but with 16GB of RAM and Windows 7, you won't have enough memory to run any applications.

    5. Re:Can't at least the "experts" get it right? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      This would be followed by brownouts -- a combination of temporary
      freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed.

      I consider it bad enough that I have to explain, every time I helps someone clean
      up their machine, that MSN loading slowly does not mean they have a slow computer.

      And now we have so-called experts warning us that network lag will cause slow computers?

      What next, a warning about how Windows 7 requires 16 GB of storage, causing a wave of
      panic among those who don't understand the difference between RAM and HDD space?

      They're not experts- it's a think tank. Think tank means a bunch of people with no background in the field they're studying giving an outsider's perspective on an issue. If you think this sounds useless, you're right. It's just a way to get funding from gullible companies and government entities.

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  30. this wont affect me at all. by nimbius · · Score: 4, Funny

    ive been using an alternative-internet technology based on corn and soybean oil for years now...with the only side effect being that my slashdot posts sometimes smell like french-fries or donuts.

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    1. Re:this wont affect me at all. by EvilToiletPaper · · Score: 1

      hmmmmm... french fried posts.. *drool*

  31. Respected my ass by DnemoniX · · Score: 1

    If this is the flavor of stupid being put out by respect think tanks I would hate to see what the less respected tanks are churning out.

    1. Re:Respected my ass by Myrimos · · Score: 1

      If this is the flavor of stupid being put out by respect think tanks I would hate to see what the less respected tanks are churning out.

      How about a think tank spearheading the effort to teach creationism in public schools? http://www.discovery.org/

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  32. Heat death of the Universe coming early? by rts008 · · Score: 0

    Frozen computer?
    Hah! I'm using a socket 478 Pentium 4, biaatch!

    There is no hope of freezing this computer if the power is on, no matter what is happening with the internet.

    I use it to heat my house, you insensitive clods!

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    1. Re:Heat death of the Universe coming early? by mat128 · · Score: 1

      haha same here

  33. The "eeeevil" solution. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Internet brownouts, eh? High-traffic issues and network congestion? Gee, if there were only a technology available out there that would decentralize the demand and give us the capability of sharing very large files...Hrm. Anybody know where I could fin[post censored by RIAA/MPAA. Copyright 2009 RIAA/MPAA. All Rights Removed.]

  34. Same old same old by Flimzy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I remember similar doomsday stories when the 28.8kbps modem came out. "With such fast Internet access to homes, the backbones will now be overloaded!"

    News flash... ISPs and Telcos know how to increase their bandwidth, too... it's not just the last mile that's getting faster and allowing people to do more and more frivolous things with their Internet connections.

    Sheesh.

  35. Death of the Internet predicted... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    ...again. Film at eleven.

  36. Respected by Who ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A respected American think-tank"

    Respected by who ??

  37. The future is now by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    This would be followed by brownouts -- a combination of temporary freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed.

    So what you're saying then, is the future looks exactly like the Comcast service I have today.

    Glad to know I'm inoculated against disappointment.

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  38. Last Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Congratulations! This is the last page.

    Thank you for surfing the web, so much that you finally came to the very last page. There are no more links to visit nor anymore pages to view."

  39. Slashdot has that feature now. It's bad ad code. by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative

    Take a look at why Slashdot's pages load so slowly. There are several layers of "document.write(some javascript that loads something else)" just to load ads. The browser can't do the loads concurrently; they all take place sequentially. Each "document.write" has to finish before the code in it can be run. Also, some of the CSS is being read from "s.fsdn.com", which is a rather slow server at times.

    It can get worse. Try Rushmore Drive, the slowest-loading search engine home page known. This is a spinoff of Ask. There's enough ad-related crap on that page that it takes 10-15 seconds to load. And this is without any personalization or content-related overhead. It's all inept ad serving.

    Those are both sites maintained by supposedly competent professionals. Sites where some third-tier web programmer just cut and pasted code from other sites can be much worse.

    We can probably deal with increases in Internet traffic just by improving ad-blocking.

  40. There's your problem by jonlandrum · · Score: 1

    A lot of that bandwidth is just from analytics gathering, mentioned here a few articles back: http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/04/30/1216248

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  41. Something is missing from the article by Dotren · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They forgot to add "My name is Time-Warner Cable, and I approve this message" at the end.

    I'm getting serious deja vu here folks... seems to me we already got through a wave of this "the internet is going to burst" stuff years ago. Guess what? The internet is still going, much to the misery of some of the telecom companies that would have loved to have an internet state-of-emergency declared so they could come "rescue us" with filtering, heavy traffic shaping, and metered usage. Instead, they're trying to introduce these things behind closed doors or, when they can't like in the case of metered usage, through public tests which are being met with a lot of negative backlash.

    This isn't really a technology limitation. This has nothing to do with dead websites clogging the net (LOL) and it isn't going to freeze anyone's computer.. at least not until every bit of our apps are in the cloud. This is the telecomms refusing to use money they were given for what it was for and balking at using their own profits do to it now. With little competition in most cases, these companies would like nothing better than to convince the general populace that the internet is as good as it can ever get now and that prices will need to be hiked and metered usage added to ration what we have.

    And no, I don't think metered service is a good solution. I don't have any faith in these companies not to sorely abuse it. We've seen already how the ones that also manage cell service act... I don't trust them not to put a insanely inflated number on the cost of bandwidth per mb or gig (see cell text message for an example of an insanely overpriced service).

    1. Re:Something is missing from the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding (my bet is TW, Comcast, CableLabs).

      circa 1992 'we are being regulated to death' ok we will remove the regulations.

      My bill in 92? About 25 bucks for TV (for 50 stations). Now? It was 70, before I dropped it (for about 60 stations). Maybe I missed the ~2.5x in inflation since 1992.

      The SAME dudes who raise our TV rates are the same ones who came up with this 'idea'. I would bet that 70 bucks a month I used to pay for TV. These are the same ones who run our 'lastmile' networks.

      We just need to be 're-educated' didnt you know? This is just part of that. http://stopthecap.com/

  42. Sigh by supernatendo · · Score: 1

    Really? Are we sure? This has nothing to do with IPv4 running out of addresses and IPv6 not being implemented in time? I wonder if they just numbed down the 'technical jargon' to be featured in more mainstream news... Bandwidth issues are not as bad as the issues with IPv4...if ISP's finally stop overselling their networks this would cease to be a problem. As an added bonus, more ISP companies would be demanded by the public thus creating more jobs and more competition in the market, as well as increasing the infrastructure of the network. Besides, the real problem in bandwidth issues is spam and botnets, not kids playing games or people watching hulu...

  43. FUD! DOOM! by be0wulfe · · Score: 1

    uhhh ... what the HELL does more traffic and less capacity have to do with your computer jittering and freezing!?

    Your computer will run fine. You may be paying for metered internet, have every bit you access stored for review by a governmental droid, but your computer will run fine until the inevitable bloatware and toolbars slow it down.

    This hand is the internet
    This hand is your computer
    *smack* that's for associating the performance of one with the other.

    On a more serious note, this is why I wonder about the wisdom of offloading everything to the cloud. Mainframes and shared processing anyone? Local clients must continue to be able to function in a disconnected state.

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    1. Re:FUD! DOOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another one needin' the MOD insightfully up-ness. First letters that came to mind when I read the first two sentences of the summary: F-U-D. WTF is this crap anyway?

  44. So much for SAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the net slows down this much, who will want their business-critical software to sometimes run?

  45. Ha! by Orgasmatron · · Score: 3, Informative

    The summary was so bad that I actually read the article, expecting that I could then come here and post the usual flame about mangled, misleading, or otherwise just bad summaries.

    That was a HUGE mistake. The article really is bad enough that no improvement in the summary would have been possible.

    The author of that article confuses "computer" and "network streaming". The confusion seems to be quite deep, perhaps to the point that the author thinks of computers as mere display screens for this magical "internet" thing that does all the work.

    Imagine that you read an article about a traffic jam, but rather than saying that the flow of traffic at the moment didn't seem to be very fast, it instead suggested that the cars would "jitter and freeze". That's how I felt when I read that article.

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    1. Re:Ha! by dustrider · · Score: 1

      Not a great analogy. The cars do kinda jitter and freeze, as cars == data packets, or somesuch.

      better analogy would be that they reckon the stock exchange stops working... then again with no traders it might.

      This traffic analogy is broken.

      How about if there's traffic on the roads, all doors to houses & offices will stick, only open to admit an arm, or be welded shut?

  46. wait, what? by rjolley · · Score: 1

    Why the hell would my computer slow down or freeze because of network congestion? My throughput my go down, but that has nothing to do with the performance of my machine, it just means webpages will load more slowly. Time to panic! Seriously though, we can all blame the telcoms for not investing their huge tax breaks in new infrastructure electing to instead go on boat rides and the like.

  47. Read between the lines! by gnuASM · · Score: 1

    From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 : brownout \brown"out\ n. 2. a partial reduction in the amount of electric power available to customers in a region, such as by reduction of voltage or selective cutoff of certain customers;

    "The companies" have already been testing selective cutoff of internet access, and some are even making appearances of "backing off". This "study" is simply telling the truth. "The companies" are going to increase their practices of selective cutoff. This is just propaganda to get the general public to believe it's not "the companies" doing it deliberately.

  48. Titanic 2010? by imscarr · · Score: 1

    It sounds like Titanic 2020 http://www.censa.org/censaorgfiles/Publications/Titanic2020_bookmarks_Jan-21-2000.pdf is coming a little early. They were predicting Titanic 2020 back when we work fixing Y2K problems in the 1990's.

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  49. What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by david.emery · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What version of Windows past Win98 or MacOS 8 would 'freeze' due to a "network brownout"?

    That kind of comment generated a "WTF?" reaction from me. As did "A respected American think-tank, Nemertes Research"... I never heard of Nemertes Research, and if this is the quality of their work, they ain't getting no respect from me!

    1. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by idontgno · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What version of Windows past Win98 or MacOS 8 would 'freeze' due to a "network brownout"?

      Windows XP, filesystem browsing ("Computer Explorer") remote CIFS/SMB shares. Jitter, share, complete application freezeout*. Not hypothetical; I live it every day at a job where most of the documents I work on are hosted 1,000 miles away. (MS Word is a complete pig about temp files over the same remote link, too; that's another example of "jitter and freeze".)

      *Yes. The kernel doesn't freeze. But it seems that large portions of the I/O complex does. Applications using the network mount definitely freeze. The desktop shell definitely does freeze. Since the "Start" button is tied to that same desktop shell, that means you can't start any other applications either. However, applications already running and not doing filesystem I/O are not frozen, I suppose. That means that I should keep Minesweeper running in the background to have something to do when most of the useful parts of the system are wedged solid.

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    2. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by david.emery · · Score: 1

      Ugh... You can tell I don't use Windows much...

    3. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by LordKaT · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Yet more proof that Windows is designed by theorists who don't understand one fucking thing about real world performance.

    4. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      What version of Windows past Win98 or MacOS 8 would 'freeze' due to a "network brownout"?

      The question asked by the GGP was "why would a computer 'jitter and freeze'?"
      GP (me) replied, "It's running Windows, Duh!"

      The question was not, "What OS would "freeze" with network brownout?" Even though that's what we are all thinking.

      It was just a joke, (note how it's modded 'funny') relax.

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    5. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by greed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Google "Mac Finder FTP hang".

      Microsoft isn't the only company that shoots their users in the foot by trying to put a "hard" network protocol somewhere it doesn't belong.

      The Finder behaves really badly with dodgy network shares; but with FTP, it's really easy to have an unresponsive server. AFP, SMB and NFS tend to be used a little closer to home, even if they don't have to be.

    6. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What version of Windows past Win98 or MacOS 8 would 'freeze' due to a "network brownout"?

      Some of you at the office run thin citrix clients, so they are moving their mouse on a remote server... bandwith limitations could drop their mood considerably

    7. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I'm a theorist and I'd never design anything that'll freeze on IO fault.

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    8. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows XP, filesystem browsing ("Computer Explorer") remote CIFS/SMB shares. Jitter, share, complete application freezeout*. Not hypothetical; I live it every day at a job where most of the documents I work on are hosted 1,000 miles away.

      Have you considered asking for a Citrix/Remote Desktop configuration?

    9. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how many 'home' computers running XP will suffer from this issue? Not many... fractions of a percentage.

    10. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Well not to nitpick but *caugh* certain recent versions of Gnome have been no to hang for very longs periods when no DNS server is available. Now distros could probably solve that buy running a local named and a few scripts to update the forwards from DHCP, but still it happens.

      Windows can get pretty funky too when the DNS fails. In the case of home users regardless of what OS they probably use the ISP's DNS. Even if it is only to get back "NXDOMAIN" in a hurry.

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    11. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by philipgar · · Score: 1

      This problem was pretty much fixed in OSX 10.5. Now connections to other servers use a separate thread, so that an unresponsive server doesn't halt your finder. I noticed this regularly in the past, as I would often mount my samba and/or NFS shares on my laptop when I was at home, and forget to disconnect them before taking my machine to lab. Now if this happens finder still works, but will pop up an error eventually offering me the chance to disconnect my mounted drives.

      Phil

    12. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      What version of Windows past Win98 or MacOS 8 would 'freeze' due to a "network brownout"?

      Windows XP, filesystem browsing ("Computer Explorer") remote CIFS/SMB shares. Jitter, share, complete application freezeout*. Not hypothetical; I live it every day at a job where most of the documents I work on are hosted 1,000 miles away. (MS Word is a complete pig about temp files over the same remote link, too; that's another example of "jitter and freeze".)

      As a longtime Mac user, I can say that Tiger (10.4, late 2007) and earlier had this problem, where losing the connection to SMB or AFP mount would lock up the Finder (and most of the FS stuff) for a good 5 minutes. The FS code wasn't properly multi-threaded, so it'd keep looking for the detached network volume, causing locks or something (I read the reason at one point, but was mostly just glad it was fixed)

    13. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Oh, but it's not an I/O fault, it's a pending I/O. Pending for tens of seconds at a time, sometimes minutes. If the network layer times out enough, at least you just get a corrupt document, but at least you get "control" of your machine back.

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    14. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      While the OP's point about SMB lag causing XP to freeze up is certainly evidence of Windows being a poorly-designed piece of crap, you're right: this isn't something that's going to affect home users at all, since they don't use SMB shares (at least, not over the internet), they just use TCP/IP over the internet for viewing web pages, or playing online games. Even Windows doesn't have a problem with TCP/IP lag; it just means your browser window will stay blank until the page loads, or eventually give you a timeout message. It won't affect the rest of the OS or other apps.

      Basically, this "think tank" is full of morons, and should be disregarded.

    15. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As the other responder said, this isn't a fault, this is pending I/O.

      Linux/Unix does the same thing, with NFS. If you're running an application on an NFS mount, or accessing data on that mount, your app will freeze solid if that NFS connection hangs. And if it comes back days later, your app will resume as if nothing happened.

      However, unlike Windows, where apparently (according to a previous poster) SMB lag will cause the entire OS and desktop shell to hang, on Linux only whatever app is using the mount will hang, unless for some weird reason you're running the entire OS over NFS.

    16. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      search google "smb/cifs performance high latency", "I am feeling lucky".

      SMB/CIFS is block based - send ~64k - wait for the block ack - send ~64k - wait for the block ack.

      Hence best case you can transfer ~64K per RTT.

      So assuming you have a direct fiber over this span of ~1600km, and assuming the speed of light is 300000km/sec, your minimum RTT would be about 0.01sec, which gives you the absolute maximum you might hope for: ~6 MBytes/sec.

      The more realistic RTT you'd get is something about 0.1-0.3sec, so your ideal throughput in case of no packet loss would be in the ballpark of 600KBytes/sec down to 200KBytes/sec.

      The above does not take *any* of the TCP mechanisms into the account - if there is packet loss, it will make the results much worse.

      Try downloading the same file with wget over HTTP and look at the difference in the time it takes - if both sides support window scaling/SACK, then you should see a very noticeable difference.

      Bonus: it comes with a progress bar and even current speed of download - so you can meditate looking at that instead of minesweeper.

      Of course, if you need locking and other bells and whistles, you are a bit stuck with what you have.

      There are devices that are substantially evil from the protocol perspective but can do fancy caching on the local side - they might increase the CIFS performance by a fair amount of caching voodoo to trick your machine into the thinking it talks to a local server. This stuff is can be pretty complex to deal with - so it's a matter of choice what you prefer.

      Of course, depending on the nature of your work, maybe wiki or other "dumber client" approaches could work too.

      I'll stop this babbling here and leave the questions of why the network shares freeze as an exercise for a curious reader.

    17. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you doing CIFS over a WAN?

    18. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not hypothetical; I live it every day at a job where most of the documents I work on are hosted 1,000 miles away.

      If I were You I would try to:

      1. buy a Mac
      2. download Ubuntu, OpenSuSE or some other Linux
      3. move closer to place of work
      4. change place of work
    19. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shell freezes. Anything that tries to use the shell (let's say, in a file Open or Save dialog) freezes, any programs using the files freeze. Anything else keeps doing what it's doing. I was pretty shocked and annoyed to see this the first time on Windows XP at my last employer, assuming that we'd gotten past that point already.

    20. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Ponga · · Score: 1

      "WTF?" Exactly! This article is total nonsense.

    21. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      They lost me at "Think-Tank".

      Does any self-respecting individual actually claim to work at a "think tank"? No, being paid A LOT does not count as self-respecting.

      I'd be interested in a place that does since I can't for the life of me think of any place that isn't being backed by wealthy corporations/people for the sole purpose of confusing the issue with false points and blatant lies, all just to increase

    22. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      errrr, I'd copy MS Word files to my local machine before opening them.

    23. Re:What OS would "freeze" with network brownout? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      We have that too. There, the lag becomes UI interaction lag, much finer-grained and subtle, unless it wedges completely.

      It's the difference between a sprained ankle, which once taped only hurts once in a while but hurts a lot, and a toothache, which is a dull agony all the time.

      I guess I'm optimistic enough to hope that I won't tweak my ankle, so I keep trying to use direct SMB rather than Citrix.

      --
      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
  50. Shocking I know... by ScrumHalf · · Score: 1

    Who is this mysterious Nemertes Research Group? They are part of the Internet Innovation Alliance, and you'll never guess who's footing the bill. I'll give you a hint, it starts with A*&*. No that's too easy, let's call them *T&T.

    As has become the defacto standard way of doing business, let's pay some 'researchers' to publish the results that favor our intentions. "Remember, statistics don't lie, just the fuckers that use them."

  51. This is NOT news.... by macraig · · Score: 1

    I've been observing these "brownouts" on a small scale for at least several years now, during the act of something as bandwidth-friendly as sending a plain-text e-mail. The catch is that these brownouts have occurred at rather suspicious times of day: when people are changing daily activities en masse, changing gears, if you will.

    Have you ever tried to call into a radio station during a contest or promotion, and encountered that lovely "all circuits busy" signal, because the lines at that instant were jammed with hundreds of other people trying to do the same thing? Have you ever been trapped in a sea of unmoving cars during so-called "rush hour"? (Never mind that these days rush hour is a three hour window.)

    Rush hours happen on the Internet already, and have been happening for some time.

  52. Reminds me of the south park episode by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

    South Park already discussed this issue extensively.

  53. Revisionist History by Snowblindeye · · Score: 2, Informative

    From TFA:

    When Sir Tim Berners-Lee, the British scientist, wrote the code that transformed a private computer network into the world wide web in 1989, the internet appeared to be a limitless resource.

    Really? The internet was limitless in 1989 and now its slowing down? Which internet were they using?

    That's pretty much a complete rewrite of history if I've ever seen one. The internet was really slow in those days. My whole university of 40,000 students had a 64kbit connection to the internet as late as 1993 or so. Anybody remember the www being called the world-wide-wait? I think the first couple of years I was more limited by the backbones the by the last mile. And that was on dialup!

    Then at some point in the late 90s, probably during the dot com boom, they finally got the backbones to where they could keep up. And by and large, I think they do that pretty well even with the much increased traffic today. Did these guys just make up some facts to support their fearmongering theory? Like 'home computers' slowing down when kids start playing games?

  54. Tons of unused bandwidth by EvilToiletPaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't get it

    There's 20,000+ miles of dark fiber in America owned by a couple of shells or consortiums. All this was laid out during the late 90's dot com boom and the bandwidth per fiber was tripled with DWDM. Most of the holding companies acquired the infrastructure for pennies on the dollar as deployed fiber costs fell with dwdm.
    On top of that the telcos laid out an extra set of conduits with all fiber to snake future fiber through..all the backbone they need to double of triple their bandwidth is already available..

    The ISP's are really reluctant to invest money in leasing more fiber and upgrading their switches, god forbid they accidentally invest money in something actually beneficial for their customers. they prefer to spend money lobbying and threatening out the competition.. http://www.zeropaid.com/news/86081/big-us-isps-roll-out-push-polling-to-stop-cheap-internet/

    Let's create some more FUD on 'brownouts' and roll out the bandwidth caps... On a related note TWC will be repackaging a recent Southpark episode as a documentary on excess internet usage and broadcasting it for free on all channels tonight..

  55. ffs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    think tank? these comments sound so retarded. i think my grandmother could have come up with better analogies without even knowing what the internet is.

  56. I heard this one before by bunratty · · Score: 1

    In other news...
    ...this is the year of Linux on the desktop.
    ...Apple is dead.
    ...Moore's law has reached its end.
    ...the latest copy protection scheme will work this time.

    --
    What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
  57. Re:Slashdot has that feature now. It's bad ad code by PPH · · Score: 1

    What is this thing called 'Javascript' you people speak of?
    Oh, right. The little unchecked box in my preferences.

    Never mind me while I go back to loading pages in a blink.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  58. freezing by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why the hell would my computer slow down or freeze because of network congestion?

    Modern codecs are pretty CPU-intense. As long as you keep the data flowing, the CPU stays busy and generates a lot of heat. If the pipe stalls, what happens is that the CPU idles. Now, the article is probably written for an audience where most people overclock with some rather extreme cooling solutions. When these peoples' CPUs idle, the water-cooling can actually ice up.

    When the coolant freezes, the tubes burst. (Senator Stevens warned us about this, but people didn't understand, and some even ridiculed him.) Then when more packets come in and the CPU resumes working and heats up, the coolant thaws and leaks out of the broken tubes. Coolant gets all over the motherboard, and the computer crashes.

    --
    "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
    1. Re:freezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesomeness +5

    2. Re:freezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on Slashdot.

      Ever.

  59. We've seen it in smaller doses already. by Raconteur · · Score: 1

    The Internet is at the mercy of current events. When something of global interest happens, the Internet slows to a crawl internationally. The death of Princess Diana or Jerry Garcia, the tsunamis in Indonesia and other events slowed responses to the point that the mainstream media commented on that topic as much as they did the underlying event.

  60. Spam? by Scutter · · Score: 1

    No one mentions spam? I know that most servers are running 94-95% spam and the vast majority of that is in the 200kb range these days. AOL has reported billions of spams per year. I don't have any metrics, but with the increasing spam rates across the board, I would think that dwarfs all other online traffic combined.

    --

    "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    1. Re:Spam? by Tsunayoshi · · Score: 1

      Nope, I bet my pron downloads dwarf all other online internet traffic combined :)

      --
      "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live." - Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"
  61. Lies and Stupidity by sonicmerlin · · Score: 2, Informative

    This think tank's claims are pure garbage. You all need to read this article from arstechnica about how the peak and average load on the internet backbone has actually dropped over the last couple of years. http://arstechnica.com/old/content/2008/04/exaflood-not-happening.ars

  62. Teleco's Need to be Beaten With Sticks by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    You can bet they'll start complaining all this bad stuff happened because they weren't allowed to traffic shape, implement tiered pricing and charge at both ends of the pipe.

    Then they'll do what the coal power industry is doing, just drag their feet until the government gives them money to solve the problem or solves it for them, then step in to reap the profits.

    After all, some of those high flying execs might have to scrimp by with a few million less if they made infrastructure investments.

    --
    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  63. Here is some info on Nemertes by hwyhobo · · Score: 1

    You can read more about Nemertes here, including profiles of their management and employees (including two research analysts):

    http://www.linkedin.com/companies/nemertes-research

    --
    End anonymous moderation and posting on /.
  64. heard it all before by pr100 · · Score: 1

    I remember when the web started to take off, everyone said that would kill the internet. How could we possibly have enough bandwidth to cope with web pages and even (shock horror) images!

  65. The inconvenient cure. by daath93 · · Score: 1

    Obviously the answer is to trim down people's internet usage, afterall, browsing porn and utube are contributing to global warming.

    -Al Gore approves this message.

  66. This "Internet" company is headed for a lawsuit by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Funny

    "This would be followed by brownouts â" a combination of temporary freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed.'""

    I have never heard of this "Internet" company before, but I am 100% certain they are infringing on a Microsoft patent.

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  67. Nonsense, the free market will save us by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1

    Most urban broadband users in the USA have 2 choices for ISP, cable and DSL/Fiber. Close on their heels is white space spectrum, 4G wireless, etc. They will begin to compete on availability and quality of service. If there are brownouts on one then they will lose the customers that flock to their competitor. The invisible hands of the free market have got this one covered. You can go back to your streaming video now and stop worrying.

  68. Respected? by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    A respected American think-tank...

    Not after publishing this article.

  69. propaganga for metered ISP charges ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its nothing more than a scam run by the ISPs that want to use a metered charge. This is just the beginning of a series of articles that will be intended to make you think paying by the megabyte is doing you a favor when in reality it is just another way for ISPs to increase their profits.

  70. A new word for this FOD by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Friends Of Dvorak.

    I think the Internet has been doomed since even ARPANET.

    --
    This is my sig.
  71. They've been blowing this horn for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7103426.stm

    US analyst firm Nemertes Research predicted a drastic slowdown as the network struggles to cope with the amount of data being carried on it. (2007)

  72. Why is the cost of bandwidth going down then? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

    Oh noes! It's the exaflood! Where have we heard this before? If there were a shortage of bandwidth, the price would be going up. It's not. It's going down. I am really tired of these Malthusian predictions. Technological innovation will take care of most of this problem (e.g. DWDM, DOCSIS 3.0, etc). I wonder who funded this study? Is it someone looking for a subsidy to build out infrastructure or is it cable companies anxious to jack up prices?

  73. I like how the summary describes the think-tank by Sousuke · · Score: 1
    "A respected American think-tank, Nemertes Research, reports the Web has reached a critical point."

    Given the content of the actual article, the past tense is really appropriate now.

  74. Follow the money find a shill by srh2o · · Score: 1

    Nermetes Research is nothing more than an ISP funded thinktank. So the results they've come up with took no study. So let's follow the cash trail Nermetes Research http://internetinnovation.org/community/members http://www.huffingtonpost.com/timothy-karr/suckered-by-astroturf_b_73483.html

  75. Alternatives? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Or, we could just start using IP multicast for all audio and video streaming. We're talking 15 year old technology here... why isn't anybody using it?

    --
    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    1. Re:Alternatives? by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 2, Informative

      why isn't anybody using it?

      Because multicasting requires everyone to be watching the same thing at the same time!

      It doesn't fit in with the concept of 'video on demand' which is what sites like youtube provide.

    2. Re:Alternatives? by retupmoca · · Score: 1

      Or, we could just start using IP multicast for all audio and video streaming. We're talking 15 year old technology here... why isn't anybody using it?

      Becuase nobody watches the same thing at the same time?

  76. Slow down by Raven_black · · Score: 1

    Since they are coming out of standby/hibernate/poweroff...wouldn't the computers technically be speeding up?
    Also the day the internet crashing causes my pc to stop working is the day I switch to an abacus, damn things always work, but takes forever to render crysis on one.

  77. Re:Slashdot has that feature now. It's bad ad code by Olivier+Galibert · · Score: 1

    They use document.write so that the page can't show up until the ad image is finished loading.

        OG.

  78. Questions by kenp2002 · · Score: 2, Informative

    First off the Think Tank is well respected... by who exactly? I am pretty neck deep in the industry and I've never heard of them. If you are going to tell us "they are well respected" then a journalist would provide us with who holds them in high regard.

    Second: A think tank, in this sense, is usually funded. In full disclousure when talking about "THINK TANKS" it is usually customary to indicate the sponsors of said think tank.

    Third: More statistical mumbo jumbo. 60% growth each years is irrelivant without the baseline numbers to go with it. I can have a 60% growth rate no problem but 60% of what? 60% of the base population? 60% increase in the new traffic? (In short if it went up last year by 100 people and this year went up 160 or were there 100 people to begin with and we added 60 more...)

    I could go on but I am tired, cranky, and due for a nap...

    --
    -=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
  79. How is this a surprise? by dexotaku · · Score: 1

    Oh. So .. things are reaching the same point that they were at [in many places] in, say, 1991 .. when places like where I am had internet [telnet, really] access through our local university's one 9600bps pipe..

    Really, is anyone surprised about this? Considering the huge amount of intended-for-infrastructure money that providers have utterly squandered over the past 20 years? I doubt it would really happen at the scale they seem to describe here, but.. yeah.

  80. Re:Slashdot has that feature now. It's bad ad code by ericrost · · Score: 1

    Strange, loads just fine for me :) (Adblock plus does have uses)

  81. Online Strategies by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

    WTF is wrong with these people? How do these astroturfers live with themselves? Is there nothing more important than the size of your paycheck or your corporate rank?

    Everyone's surely seen through this and it goes without saying, but yes, this is pure anti-nn astroturf, and it's being shoveled out now because of TWC's recent actions.

    http://www.broadbandreports.com/shownews/The-Exaflood-Myth-Just-Wont-Die-102202

    http://www.economist.com/science/tq/displayStory.cfm?story_id=12673221

    http://www.savetheinternet.com/blog/2007/11/20/suckered-by-astroturf/

    Dirtbags. "Research", my ass.

  82. I have Comcast... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...sounds like it'll be pretty much the same, then.

  83. Don't believe a word they say. by triceice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Check who is paying their bills. They are only trying to do what has been done for a long time convince people that there needs to be more government money thrown at ISPs. We have seen these same stories going back years and years. http://www.wired.com/techbiz/it/news/2004/04/63264 The report assumes no new investment in increasing capacity. Whatever. Dumb Masses.

  84. Anonymous Coward rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ludicrous! Internet brown outs will have ZERO impact on your computer's speed. Losing your internet connection does not "freeze" your pc.

    AND they completely ignored the fact that most ISPs are now limiting b/w and placing monthly caps, on top of the capped speeds to begin with.

    AND they failed to mention the 1 aspect that WILL cause problems for the internet, we're OUT OF IPS!!! We need to switch over to ipv6 asap.

    This article is bull honky writted by someone with little to no knowledge of computer technology.

  85. Gaming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >,' similar to 'how home computers slow down when the kids get back from school and start playing games.'

    This quote immediately destroyed all credibility for the authors of whatever this is.

    Gaming usually creates very little traffic. It's the torrent and other p2p users downloading/uploading movies, music and software, usually illicit copies, as well as people downloading huge legal content files (Netflix, Amazon, direct2drive et. al)

    Gaming doesn't saturate your ISP's connections, full throttle downloadin' does.

    Even with a VOIP client (such as teamspeak or ventrilo) running you are looking at less traffic than would saturate a 56k modem, for most gaming, at least when it's not patch day. On patch day, yea but it's still not 24x7 downloadin' and patch day only happens once in a while.

    -Viz

  86. What's that sound? by tachyonflow · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sounds like that wolf crying again...

    Seriously, I've been hearing that long distance bandwidth is plentiful, it's just the last mile that is the limiting factor.

  87. Cable Companies Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's someone backing up your claims that if your metered internet usage isn't implemented, the world will end. HORRAAAAYYY!!!

    Now get back to spinning metered access in a way that consumers will "understand", and that will protect your on-demand video from the eeevil intertubes.

  88. If he thinks internet freezes are some future.... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    phenomena, he must not be on Comcast. Just had a 5 minute freeze about 20 minutes ago...

  89. Re:Slashdot has that feature now. It's bad ad code by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

    What is this thing called 'Javascript' you people speak of?

    Oh, right. The little unchecked box in my preferences.

    Never mind me while I go back to loading pages in a blink.

    Every time a new browser claims to be X times faster than existing browsers, I wonder why people want to get their pages loads in 0/X instead of 0 seconds. If you block ads, there are very, very few sites on the internet that have a noticeable rendering time.

    --
    "I zero-index my hamsters" - Willtor (147206)
  90. Slashdot most affected... by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

    You joke but(and this is true) on my dodgy slow GPRS connection, from here in deepest Africa, slashdot sometimes decides to ignore the ends of my comm

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    I have determined that my sig is indeterminate.
    1. Re:Slashdot most affected... by jsiren · · Score: 1

      You joke but(and this is true) on my dodgy slow GPRS connection, from here in deepest Africa, slashdot sometimes decides to ignore the ends of my comm

      Easy solution: just write random, disposable stuff at the end of your comment. sdfsdggsd

      --
      Usage: km/h for speed (kilometers per hour); kph for very slow impulses (kilopond hours).
    2. Re:Slashdot most affected... by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      I wish it were that simple. Its more like take the first n bytes - not discard the last m bytes. The longer the post, the more I lose, but its not been so bad lately.

      --
      I have determined that my sig is indeterminate.
  91. Only Remot Access by mistralol · · Score: 1

    it will only freeze if you are using rdp or vnc or some other thing like that !

  92. Ha ha ha--"think tank." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a bunch of baboons. At the bottom of http://www.nemertes.com/who_we_are/who_we_are

    "Jonathan Block
    Jonathan Block is our resident Jack-of-all-Trades here at Nemertes. In addition to his duties as Head IT Administrator, Jonathan is also our Webmaster, Sound Editor, Staff Photographer, Head Chef, and IT Project Manager. :w!q"

    He's a horrible photographer and 'webmaster'--but at least he uses vi. "Head Chef?"

  93. What does it matter? by wizkid · · Score: 1

    We're all gonna die from Swine Flu anyway.......

    --
    I take no responsibility for what I say. Even though I'm never wrong :)
  94. Y2K!!! MAN BEAR PIG!!! by Brittix1024 · · Score: 1

    Oh my God! Oh My God! OH MY GOD! Its going to be worse than Y2K!!!!!!!! MAN BEAR PIG!!! MAN BEAR PIG!!!

  95. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we won't be able to watch porn?

    Perish the thought!

    Steve in Ft. Laud., too lazy to log in

  96. The actual report.... by AlexCV · · Score: 1

    http://www.nemertes.com/studies/internet_interrupted_why_architectural_limitations_will_fracture_net

    Not nearly as bad as the Sunday Times article...

  97. This has to be... by pavera · · Score: 1

    The most poorly written article ever.

    I don't own a single computer that will "jitter" or "freeze" if my internet connection is down. Who on earth does?
    Individual applications may be effected, however it will not "freeze" the computer. I hate idiots that write about things they don't understand.
    And, who are these people that are using their home pc's as mainframes? How do the kids getting home from school and playing games making the home computer slow? Who is noticing? unless they are somehow using that pc as a terminal server no one. Is it making the rest of the computers in the house internet access slower? That is a completely different thing than making the computer slow.

  98. we're there already by swschrad · · Score: 1

    or have you forgotten how fast the net used to be before browsers were configured to verify websites as not being evil, and checking every little link and ad with some cybercop someplace.

    it's like working dialup again.

    --
    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  99. ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    remove all the damn ads and Im sure we'll be just fine

  100. Uhm yea right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok,

    I work for the biggest backbone provider on the planet that . There is just too much dark fiber for this to be true. In addition to the dark fiber all of the conduit that the fiber is laid in has room to easily deploy more fiber simply by snaking it through as most smart providers use over sized conduits.

    The question here is MONEY not technology. The last mile ISP's are trying to soak more money out of consumers and are using scare tactics like this to justify their price jacking. This is more about what kind of Ferrari or corporate jet the CEO has rather than a technical issue.

  101. Internet != Computer Freezing by WebmasterNeal · · Score: 1

    This article, or at least the summary appears to be written by a non-technical person. The speed of your internet or lack thereof has no relation to your computer freezing or slowing down. Firefox will run just fine regardless of how slow or fast the internet(s) are working.

    --
    "During My Service In The United States Congress, I Took The Initiative In Creating The Internet." -Al Gore
  102. I read this before... by nobodyman · · Score: 1

    ...about ten years ago. Of course, they were calling it "the gigalapse" back then.

  103. Oh how 1997 by fataugie · · Score: 1

    I remember the great IRC splits that would happen due to kiddies and their mIRC scripts fighting it out on EffNet.

    Ah, those were the days.

    JOHBOT ME!

    --

    WTF? Over?

  104. This has been claimed EVERY SINGLE YEAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every single year someone claims this, and it has never happens. The fact is that, no matter what the ISPs want you to believe, there is more than enough bandwidth to go around.

  105. There will be a Firefox extension... by Kevin108 · · Score: 1

    That spams refresh. And everything will be okay. Providers make too much money keeping us online. Market forces will take care of things.

    --

    It's a perfect time for being wasted.
    A perfect time to watch the stars.
    - Burden Brothers, "Beautiful Night"
  106. That's part of why I use a HOSTS file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HOSTS files provide security benefits, & speed!

    (Via blocking KNOWN bad adbanners &/or websites, from a CENTRAL source, not just individual browsers &/or webbased programs (email mainly, this is an attack vector too if HTML mail & scripting is allowed))

    I populated it with my own lists for HOSTS files since 1997 (30.000 entries long, mostly for adbanner blocking @ first 1997-2001), then later for security 2002 onwards...

    I extended it further (to 654,000 unique entries currently & yes, I have to stop the Windows DNS client for that, it's 14mb for Windows NT/2000/XP/Server 2003, & up to 19mb (using 0.0.0.0) OR 26mb (using 127.0.0.1) for Windows VISTA/Server 2008/Windows7) per sources like:

    1.) StopBadWare.org
    2.) SRI
    3.) Dancho Danchev's ZDNet Blog
    4.) SpyBot "Search & Destroy" Immunize lists
    5.) , + other reputable known HOSTS files shown @ wikipedia.com, here ->

    All nearly DAILY updated here.

    (& kept free of repeat entries via a program I wrote to do that, as well as alphabetize the entries, plus change them to a "faster up off disk into memory" internal schema for blocking out bad sites & adbanners, by going from the larger, slower 127.0.0.1 default loopback adapter IP, to either 0.0.0.0 (for VISTA/Server2k8/Windows 7, a mistake on MS' part I mentioned to they here -> http://blogs.msdn.com/e7/archive/2009/02/09/recognizing-improvements-in-windows-7-handwriting.aspx?CommentPosted=true#commentmessage which they started on 12/09/2008), OR the fastest & most efficient 0 blocking IP address))

    HOSTS files are a good layer for this, then you can also "layer on" IE Restricted Zones, Opera filter.ini/urlfilter.ini, & FireFox addons like NoScript + its internal to browser restricted sites lists ontop of them, for the utmost in security protection AND speed (I do other things like use custom cascading style sheets & PAC file filtering as well, but those are another subject)...

    APK

    P.S.=> Layered security, AND, more speed... usually security things (like AntiVirus' programs for example) add another layer of processing complexity and slow you down... NOT HOSTS Files! apk

  107. Same BS... different year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is likely the fourth or fifth time in the last 15 years that I have heard that the internet is about to collapse under its own weight. BTW how much dark fiber is out there right now?

  108. Re:Slashdot has that feature now. It's bad ad code by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

    Yeah, clearly the solution to the sequential loads is to offer us threads in the browser. Threads would make things so much simpler for the Web 3.x monkeys. And like JavaScript memory allocation, we need a thread garbage collection so threads are created and destroyed "auto-magically". Imagine how much more the browser could do, and how much more content could be delivered in a mutli-threaded browser environment. Why aren't advertising folks and PHBs clamoring for this?

    Bwah-ha-ha.

  109. interwebz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to get more hard drive space for the interwebz - wait no that doesn't make sense. I think its a plot for M$ to make it look like the internet is crashing their systems.

  110. About time to kill spam and illegal P2P by Computershack · · Score: 1

    It's about time spam and illegal P2P was brought to an end. I reckon there'd be a 25% drop in traffic just by killing illegal P2P traffic.

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  111. freezing desktops are virtual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An online OS and desktop may freeze when bandwidth shuts down, not a local system. With the move to put applications online to prevent piracy this is what can be expected... no control over your machine. Bad move, bad article, I have to believe MOST computer users have more of a clue than to believe this BS.

    Only AOL users and webTV folks will fall for this.

    1. Re:freezing desktops are virtual by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Only AOL users ... will fall for this.

      Ironically they're probably the only ones that'll see this 'freezing'. Maybe no more than usual, though..

  112. If only! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only we had a way to make technology gooder so it wouldnt suffer from being slow. maybe every 16 to 18 months?

  113. Sex Drive... by CAFED00D · · Score: 1

    Will it be a rolling brownout? :)

  114. A more concrete definiton by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    No offense intended, but there's been a bit of revisionism with regard to "free market" - as it used to be referred to as "free enterprise" - which has been destroyed by big business - formerly known as a monopoly.

    1. Re:A more concrete definiton by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I'm just saying that if you go back to people like Adam Smith (been a long time since I read any of that stuff, but I think I remember the ideas), the idea of wasn't to encourage consolidation of power into companies which would then be completely free from any kind of restraint and allowed to set prices and engage in monopolistic behavior. The idea was much more that individual economic freedom and competition would benefit society as a whole more than strict control by even a truly benevolent power.

      So when people start using terms like "free market" and "capitalism" to justify enormous companies bullying their own customers, I can't help but want to say, "I don't think you know what those ideas are really about."

  115. easy solution: by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    easy solution: outlaw windows! without botnets reading some IRC channel, sending gazillions of spam-mail per day, brute-forcing server-logins, attacking other PCs and seeding child pornography, I guess we'd free up around 10-20% of the current bandwidth usage...

    also this stupid discussion has been nonsense in every f*cking generation of the web - why should it be different this time?

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  116. You could, just use n/t! by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  117. Allow me to be blunt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For making Slashdot fall for this astroturf AGAIN, both JacobSteelsmith and timothy need to be booted off the damned site.

  118. Funded body agrees with funders by palindrome · · Score: 1

    In other news some other think tank says that orange farmers may be forced to stop growing apples, leading to the end of oranges due to not enough funding. "Cirusium Ex Examina", an independant body has released a paper showing just how this might happen in 4 months time. Asked how the think tank can stay afloat by just "thinking things and then saying what those things are" a spokesman said "We're heavily funded by The Orange Industry".

    Think tanks stink no matter whether you agree with them or not.

    (This opinion is not final but is strongly held opposing debate would be more than welcomed but I don't see another option).

  119. Is it just me or does this guy sound like a 'tard? by Ponga · · Score: 1

    "Ritter said that waves of disruption would begin to emerge next year, when computers would jitter and freeze. This would be followed by brownouts â" a combination of temporary freezing and computers being reduced to a slow speed.'"

    Seriously, was this interview given to grade-school kids? "...jitter and freeze..." WTF is this guy talking about?

    It's seems to me that if someone is going to be giving and interview regarding the Internet, they should probably know something about it first. Just a thought.

  120. The date for these stories has passed... by kms_one · · Score: 1

    This is a load of BS. They were writing this up for next years April 1st web jokes and accidentally hit send prematurely.

  121. FUD to push tiered pricing. by w3woody · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The key sentence in this whole thing: "Telephone companies want to recoup escalating costs by increasing prices for âoenet hogsâ who use more than their share of capacity."

    Of course you have to wade down to the very last sentence before you find the motivation of this little bit of astroturf, which is "we need to punish the big users of the 'net because if we don't, your computer will crash."

    Translation: "give us tiered pricing or die."

    It's just FUD designed to push an agenda.

  122. Computers being reduced to a slow speed? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Um my outside connection slowing my computer down? Um. ya, sure.

    It might piss me off, might kill my browsing for the day, but slowing my computer down is just a bad marketing ploy.

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  123. I get 'brown outs' now by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    But then again, im on comcast.

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  124. TFA Is Bogus FUDmongering by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    Who ever wrote the article should get canned. Same with everyone up the administrative chain that let it go out.

    If what they said was true, and computers had more problems and errors when there was less network capacity available, the no computers could work at all unless they were connected to the net.

    Proof otherwise is trivial and can be obtained by anyone reading this.

    One can assume most generously that the author can't tell a computer from the net. Any other assumption makes them look worse. Still, the best is bad enough that they've sunk any reputation they had.

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  125. Imminent death of net predicted by vic-traill · · Score: 1

    Where's Brad Templeton http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Templeton when you need him?!

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  126. Easy fix. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Install a geared data supercharger - you can use data pressure sensors to automatically change the gearing on the supercharger to suit the conditions. I'd install a data bypass valve for safety to prevent a dangerous data overpressure condition which could blow your RAM gasket and bend your CPU rods.

    This setup will heat up the incoming data though, so make sure you have active cooling on your NIC. Finally you might want to richen up the electricity mixture to prevent data corruption.

    For a slight overhead, that should allow the computer to suck in more data as needed and operate in lower data pressures.

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  127. The solution is net neutrality by Catalina588 · · Score: 1

    Our politicians believe the way to avoid brownouts is to require all traffic to fight for bandwidth at the same time. No protocol or user can be inhibited in their God-given right to use the Internet with as much bandwidth as they want, when they want. This is called net neutrality. I predict growth in private networks like Akamai as public nets are inundated. Then again, the next dip in the recession may knock a few tens of millions of the 'Net, avoiding the brownouts for a while longer.

  128. 800 connections (Picture inside) by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

    On top of that, you seem to be extremely oblivious about the default values for connection limits on p2p applications like eMule, or most bittorrent clients.

    I just did a default install of eMule, the latest version from their website.

    Here's my connection window. I changed no options, selecting the closest speed to my ISP's connection (1.5/768):
    http://i44.tinypic.com/mjveds.jpg

    I did have 49b installed (but unused), and it was at something along the lines of 400/800 or 600/800 before doing an uninstall and reinstall.

    Unless I'm confused, that says 800 connections max. The only other thing connection related I can find is under Extended, which has a "Max. New Connections / 5 secs.: 20".

    So I'm not crazy. The default limit for an average DSL user is 800 connections at the same time.

  129. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike these cloud computing dipshits, my computer has its own CPU.
    It only slows down when I'm multitasking.

    Occasionally my Internet will slow down, but the computer itself is not slowed down by network traffic.
    Not at all.

  130. 2 Solutions by Casandro · · Score: 1

    You pay the ISPs so they can constantly upgrade their network. That is their business, if they don't do this, you have 2 choices:

    1. Change to an ISP which _does_ upgrade it's network. (This may not always be possible)

    2. Build your own network by peering with your neighbours over WLAN or simmilar technologies. After all there's little need for your neighbours to torrent the same as you do, a central server could easily get rid of much internet bandwidth. Plus it's harder to detect by outside organisations.

  131. Gullible people say what? by cyberfin · · Score: 1

    Bahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahaahaaaaaa!

    Thank you ever so much! I really needed this pick-me-up!

    Hey remember that e-mail that floated around saying that websites could take your picture through your keyboard/screen?

    Ahh. Bliss.

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  132. Where have we seen this before? by spinctrl · · Score: 1

    I think we all should know the procedure with utility pricing by now:

    1. Prime the consumers.
    2. Create scarcity: stage blackouts and shortages.
    3. Start jacking up prices year after year...

  133. the short version by rs232 · · Score: 1

    Telephone companies hire 'think tank' to talk up bandwidth scarcity. Telephone companies ask for price rises.

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  134. More Astroturf by Roger+Wilcox · · Score: 1

    Oh no! It's the Exaflood! Hide in your basements or be consumed by the wave of streaming video!

    This is nothing but political propaganda put forth by the "we need to censor and control the internet" lobby.

  135. Bleh..... by reidiq · · Score: 1

    I thought that brownouts only happened on Patch Day Tuesday for WoW.

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  136. The market place will solve the problem by nickrao · · Score: 1

    I agree that eventually we will get to a utility billing system. We are starting to see that now with many of the ISPs. I would like to know the assumptions around the think tanks projects.

  137. computers slow down and freeze and crash? by Hillie · · Score: 1

    Yeaahhhhhh...

    This is why I severely dislike the current technique used by the majority of people to explain technical things to lay people.

    It's the same goofy shit that made masses of people think of computer cases as hard drives and actual hard drives as memory. Or worse, they think the case is the CPU.

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  140. Here's your "brown out!" by BrianF81 · · Score: 1

    When I'm waiting for my video to buffer (in the rare case it's being slow) I usually go take a dump. It's called multi-tasking....sheesh... But seriously though, my computer is going to freeze because the internet is too congested? double u tee eff.... Computers slow down when kids come home and play games? El oh el... Either these guys have no real idea how computers and the internet works, or they are the champions of wording shit wrong.

  141. running out of internets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So southpark was right?