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  1. Re:Black holes on Black Holes 'Do Not Exist,' Contends Physicist · · Score: 1
    Sorry dude, that's a red hole.

    This would coincide with the idea of "dark energy" though.

  2. Re:30%? on Chinese Huawei Takes on U.S. Telecom Market · · Score: 1
    30 is the chinese government's equivalent of 42.

    It's the answer to everything... Just well, the wrong answer.

  3. Cute. on NASA Schedules Robotic Spacecraft Launch · · Score: 1, Funny

    With the delays, I was beginning to think that they'd be shooting boxes of Duke Nukem Forever into space along with the robots once it was time for launch.

  4. Re:Wow, this is great... on Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux · · Score: 1

    In the case of her specifically, don't you mean open sores?

  5. Re:Beta? on 'Most Important Ever' MySQL Reaches Beta · · Score: 1

    How funny. Right after I post this, the page gets updated with (Beta).

  6. Beta? on 'Most Important Ever' MySQL Reaches Beta · · Score: 2, Informative
    A beta of the next major version of open source database MySQL was released on Monday and includes supports for a number of features that could appeal to corporate users.

    Beta?

    http://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql/en/news-5-0-x.html

    As you can see, MySQL 5.0.3 is still in alpha status. It hasn't reached Beta yet.

    I'm not sure where the whole "beta" thing came from. Maybe 5.0.4 will be beta, but I don't believe 5.0.3 is.

  7. Re:Wh.ats u.p wi.th th.e na.me.s? on Open Source Social Bookmarking Service · · Score: 1

    i.don.tkno.w.i.alwa.ys.rea.d.thedo.main.s.aso.ne.w ord.

  8. Re:Any good info though on ID Theft Made Easy · · Score: 1

    That's what you think ;)

  9. Re:Any good info though on ID Theft Made Easy · · Score: 1
    Yes I did RTFA. Yes, I know they were not commiting a crime.

    What I'm saying is had these people really been fraudsters (that's what the word assuming meant in this case), would they really bother to send you the tickets in the mail.

    For instance, there are many prize cons over the web that say something along the lines of "You have won a free Xbox." After the fraudster has your credit card and pin number, does he still send you the prize in the mail?

    No.

  10. Re:Any good info though on ID Theft Made Easy · · Score: 1

    Assuming these people are fraudsters, would they even be mailing you the tickets? ;)

  11. Re:WRONG! on Utah Governor Signs Net-Porn Bill · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, it's not just dildos, but novelty items.

    Cities with Bans on Pornography Being Shipped to them


    Jacksonville, Florida
    Tallahassee, Florida
    Indianapolis, Indiana
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    Memphis, Tennessee
    Austin, Texas
    Dallas, Texas
    Houston, Texas
    San Antonio, Texas
    Waco, Texas

    States with Some kind of law
    Alabama
    Arkansas
    Georgia (Novelty Restriction Only)
    Kansas (Novelty Restriction Only)
    Mississippi
    Utah
    Texas (Statewide Novelty Restriction)

    Zip Codes:
    Texas:
    76035 thru 76199

    Louisiana (Lincoln Parish):
    71001
    71227
    71234
    71235
    71241
    71245
    71270
    71272
    71273
    71275

    If there are corrections to this list, or whatnot, please respond below.

  12. Re:Let's not use real names or give any credit. on Classic Math Puzzle Cracked · · Score: 0
    Am I the only person who noticed that the story below this is "Science Guy Returns".

    Maybe Indian Math Guy will end up being syndicated soon.

  13. Re:I'll be one of the converts on Forbes Predicts 5% Desktop Share for Apple in 2005 · · Score: 1
    Agreed. The Mac Mini is a fine piece of engineering.

    I'm not sure if I'd rather use the Mac Mini to load OpenBSD on it, or to just have one to mess around with MacOSX.

    Maybe I should just get two of them... Eh...

  14. Re:Bad (or exagerated) journalism . . . on The Rise of Smart Buildings · · Score: 1

    Does Roland Piquepaille think that /. readers are that gullible or does he think that we're just that stupid?

    Well, let's see.

    1. He's still posting stories.
    2. People are still going to his page.
    3. We're still here on slashdot.
    Was your question rhetorical, kind sir?
  15. Re:Sheesh, it's a fork bomb on Some Linux Distros Found Vulnerable By Default · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't doing this via /etc/security/limits.conf be better than placing the limit within the shell? This is assuming that pam_limit is installed.

    Just asking.

  16. Re:Upgrade to 5 on PHP 5 Power Programming · · Score: 1
    My production machines do have dedicated private connection between each other. Having a second NIC card on each machine definately has advantages.

    I know, I know, the database shouldn't even be visible on the public network, etc...

    But I'm looking into some PHP-GTK administration tools where I am, so I figure I'll poke a hole in the firewall to allow access to 3306 from my IP address, then have a secure socket connection between myself and the database.

    So ultimately, SSL does come in handy in some cases. After all, I doubt MySQL would have implemented it if there weren't any applications for it.

  17. Re:Good Implementations of VB??? on Microsoft Remains Firm On Ending VB6 Support · · Score: 1
  18. Re:All your base are belong to us? on Saturn's Moon Enceladus Has an Atmosphere · · Score: 1
    So umm... who plays the role of Vader?

    I kinda want it to be Dick Cheney, but how would he be named? Would that be Darth Cheney, or would we call him Darth Dick?

  19. Re:BSD? Huh? on KDE 3.4 Released · · Score: 1
    Nevermind. Just got changed to Linux:KDE 3.4 released.

    Damn Slashdot Editors... and stuff. :)

  20. BSD? Huh? on KDE 3.4 Released · · Score: 2, Insightful
    BSD: KDE 3.4 Released

    Call me ignorant, but what does KDE have to do with BSD?

  21. Re:Upgrade to 5 on PHP 5 Power Programming · · Score: 1
    So tell me anonymous coward. Will you be paying with cash?

    Oh, I'm sorry. We only take credit cards. I know you don't want to give us your name and all, but I don't feel like getting a Fecalgram in the mail, and I certainly don't feel like meeting you by the docks.

    Especially with that tapeworm and all.

    Heheh, have a good one.

  22. Re:Upgrade to 5 on PHP 5 Power Programming · · Score: 1
    The one thing that still bugs me about PHP5 is that classes that are instanced in a global scope don't echo anything on destruction.

    http://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=29372

    I reported a bug, but they still didn't fix this for 5.0.3... Of course this doesn't happen in PHP4 since destructors don't exist. Eh.

  23. Re:Upgrade to 5 on PHP 5 Power Programming · · Score: 3, Informative
    The small hosting company I own, Warp99.com runs it. I offer copies of apache running per user, incremental backups, blah blah (I shouldn't start hawking it until I get the site redesigned)...

    I do a lot of DOM / XSLT programming for freelance and for my job. I just refuse to use PHP4 when I don't have to do so. DomXML in PHP4 used functions in order to return objects.

    E.g: $node->first_child();
    Therefore, it was impossible to go:

    E.g: $node->first_child()->attributes;
    In PHP5, it's simply:

    $node->firstChild->attributes;
    I believe in PHP5, it's possible to call the method of an object returned directly ($obj->func()->func2()).

    The upgrade from PHP4 to PHP5 is nowhere as painful as from PHP3 to PHP4. In fact, the only errors I ended up logging when I transitioned over were my own coding errors that didn't show up in PHP4 ($this->item was being referenced outside of a class).

    I'm gonna be loading the MySQLi module on there when I get the chance. I've really been itching to do stuff like MySQLi::prepare outside of Pear:DB. Not to mention, being able to use SSL to connect to MySQL from PHP is a definate plus.

  24. Axion Twins on DARPA Grand Challenge Teams Submit Videos to DARPA · · Score: -1, Redundant
    Yup... an 89 meg video download of "The Twins" on the Axion site...

    Yeah, that's asking for their server to die.

  25. Irony. on Long-Awaited BitTorrent 4.0 Released · · Score: 5, Funny
    http://www.bittorrent.com/index.html

    Is it just me... but does anyone else find it ironic that there isn't a torrent available for downloading Bittorrent?