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  1. Re:More monitors on Ask Slashdot: Which Multiple Desktop Tool For Windows 7? · · Score: 1, Funny

    640k monitors should be enough for anyone.

  2. Re:today?? as in last week? on Sci-Fi/Fantasy Artist Jean 'Moebius' Giraud Dies At 73 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't worry, he also heckles the Gettysburg Address to point out that four score and seven years ago was in fact more like 11 score and 16 years ago.

  3. Re:Mystery Code on Researchers Seek Help In Solving DuQu Mystery Language · · Score: 2

    Anakin actually killed both DuQu and Obi Wan.

  4. Re:300 Acceptable? on Ask Slashdot: What Is an Acceptable Broadband Latency? · · Score: 1

    I ping 16 or 17 to google. .4 or .5 to my router 1 to my router's router.
    7-10 to the gateway on the other side of my modem.

  5. Re:How... on After Legal Fight, NCI Researchers Publish Study Linking Diesel Exhaust, Cancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think you're overestimating humanity.

  6. Re:Are smartphones making us dumb? on Nearly Half of American Adults Are Smartphone Owners · · Score: 1

    And here I thought my name would somewhat make the need for a sarcasm tag redundant. Especially when I used a reductio ad absurdum argument.

  7. Re:Are smartphones making us dumb? on Nearly Half of American Adults Are Smartphone Owners · · Score: 2

    I suppose I should also point out as a contrast, those olden days before the whipper snappers got all dumb using smart phones, there were also a lot fewer numbers to remember. The most common scenario was a single number for an entire family, as opposed to a separate number for each member plus one for the house in general.

    I suppose having dns instead of remembering all the ip addresses for the websites we visit. Is another example of getting dumber through advances of technology. Or not even remembering the site names, just using google instead.
    Heck, the internet in general is us getting dumber. It used to be you had to go to the library and use a card catalog and look things up or memorize an entire encyclopaedia rather than just accessing the information on the internet. Kids these days. Am I right?

  8. Re:Are smartphones making us dumb? on Nearly Half of American Adults Are Smartphone Owners · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Their address?
    And their phone number?
    And their work phone number?
    And their cell phone, pager, work cell?
    And their work address?
    And their email address?
    And their work email address?
    And their birthday?
    Etc etc.

    And for how many friends did you know this? And businesses you frequent? Acquaintances?

    Instead of memorizing a rolodex, which is subject to change and being forgetten, carrying an easily accessible one with you is dumber?

  9. Re:I believe so. on Have We Lost Our Privacy To the Internet? · · Score: 1

    I think the point he's trying to convey is that in a small town, everyone knows everyone's business. There was no privacy.
    Sure, the data didn't get to the corporate overlords as they didn't exist, and the feudal overlords didn't care they just wanted their due. No one farther than two towns over even cares so the information doesn't spread, but there was no real privacy.

  10. Re:Issue for me is pattern recognition. on Computer Programmers Only the 5th Most Sleep Deprived Profession · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there a hyphen in obsessive compulsive disorder? >.>

    You should go check.... three times.

  11. Re:Will this kill Twilight? on Paypal Forces E-Book Publisher To Censor Erotic Content · · Score: 2

    Vampires aren't human either. So either way it would qualify.

  12. Re:Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and you're a mark on Nigerian Scam Artists Taken For $33,000 · · Score: 1

    Of fertilize?

  13. Re:And people ask me why I don't use Chrome on Google Accused of Bypassing Safari's Privacy Controls · · Score: 0

    I think he's case sensitive.

  14. Re:Perspective on The iPhone Is a Nightmare For Carriers · · Score: 2

    And the DVRs are horribly stagnated and unchanging.

    People are still 'renting' their land-line phones from AT&T. It is obviously be more profitable for the service provider.

    They would have no motivation to upgrade the firmware if you were renting more than if you own it.

  15. Re:And we want this gov't in charge of health care on Railroad Association Says TSA's Hacking Memo Was Wrong · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whoosh?
    Ostensibly the TSA, PATRIOT ACT, etc are there to ensure public well being.

  16. Re:Why wouldn't police be able to? on Autonomous Vehicles and the Law · · Score: 1

    How do you pull a car over with no one inside?

  17. Re:idiots..!! on Launch Your Own Nanosatellite Into Space · · Score: 1

    It's slang for "I don't know what I'm talking about"

  18. Re:100,000 tons on A Planet Literally Boils Under the Heat of Its Star · · Score: 2

    It certainly weighs less. The mass is the same.

  19. Re:on the other hand on Workers In Brazil Can Claim Overtime For Answering Email After Hours · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Then that would imply the managers aren't working, since the manager's job is to make sure the peons are working.

  20. Re:Tolkien's prose on JRR Tolkien Denied Nobel Due To Low Quality Prose · · Score: 1

    It actually is turned into a religion in the Emberverse novels.

  21. Re:Weight? on Is Jupiter Dissolving Its Rocky Core? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next thing you'll tell me is that a pound of feathers weighs as much of a pound of bricks!

  22. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely on US Watchdog Bans Photoshop Use In Cosmetics Ads · · Score: 1

    So wall paint is also fraud? Or wallpaper?

  23. Re:Not all religions are bad on Christopher Hitchens Dies At 62 · · Score: 1

    I thought the interpretation in this comic was good.

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2281#comic

  24. Re:Assange should buy it on Canary Islands Eruption Could Create New Land · · Score: 1

    Buy it from whom?

  25. Re:Land of the free on DHS Stonewalls On Public Comment About Body Scanners · · Score: 2

    That or they wouldn't accept the scanners because they don't work....