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  1. Re:Ad companies could get bankrupt? on French ISP Blocking Web Ads By Default · · Score: 1

    To quote the master:
    "By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising...kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalization for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: 'There's gonna be a joke comin' up.' There's no fuckin' joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself...borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something...rid the world of your evil fuckin' presence."
    Bill Hicks

  2. Re:Just kick him out. on Dad Hires In-Game 'Assassins' To Get His Son To Stop Gaming · · Score: 2

    My son seemed to be exactly like this. He was living with me and had gotten us to allow his girlfriend to move in. After 6 months of broken promises regarding rent money and work around the house exchanged for missing rent, I finally blew a nut and told them both they had 90 days to get out. They're still living in my sister's basement, but he's now a manager at a sandwich chain and his girlfriend is being considered for management training with the same chain. That kick in the ass is what it took for him to realize that his life was his responsibility, not that of anyone else.

  3. More evidence of how broken USPTO is on Microsoft Patents Virtual Handshakes, Hugs · · Score: 1

    Virtual hugs and handshakes? Did anyone even question the obviousness here? What's next? Patenting a method by which we should arrive at 4 given that we're adding 2 and 2 or 3 and 1 or 4 and 0?

  4. Hope this is useful... on Ask Slashdot: Typing Advice For a Guinness World Record Attempt? · · Score: 1

    I type for a living on a voice recognition system that handles medical reports for a large university hospital in a major metropolitan area in the Southeastern US. I can achieve an effective rate of 300-400 69-character lines per hour using a word expander program called Shortcut for Windows while editing voice recognized text. If our physicians are well scripted in their dictation, using the same phrases and format as usual, I can easily double that as I learn where the VR usually fails, move to those spots quickly, make necessary changes, then quickly verify the reports matches the audio with a listen in high-speed playback.
    Some of our reports are typed in toto and I can average about 250-280 lines per hour if I use word expansion macros, usually 3-5 character mnemonic abbreviations that expand into difficult to type words, often used phrases, and even whole pages of boilerplate when necessary.
    I do fairly well, but the transcription industry has been whittled away by substandard work delivered by overseas workers who are willing to work for half of what we used to make, and all the good shops are being bought up by big transcription businesses that love to ship work to overseas employees, if they can get away with it.

  5. Re:What's next? on Text Message Spammer Wants FCC To Declare Spam Filters Illegal · · Score: 3, Informative

    Apparently the spammers missed "EmarkertersAmerica.org vs Spamhaus" in their research. I foresee nothing but fail related to this action.

  6. In the spirit of Philosoraptor, I wonder if a religion without a god is still a religion?

  7. Re:Slackware on floppies on Ask Slashdot: What Distros Have You Used, In What Order? · · Score: 1

    Slackware 2.1 on flops, then RedHat, then Mandrake, then Ubuntu, now mixing up Mint and Ubuntu for desktop/server.

  8. doubleplus crimethink must not be thought on MP Seeking To Outlaw Written Accounts of Child Abuse · · Score: 0

    Big Brother is good. That is all.

  9. Re:Good grief... on Ask Slashdot: Preempting Sexual Harassment In the Workplace? · · Score: 0

    I agree with this poast. Zero tolerance. End of story. First asshole to fuck up gets the gate and serves as an example to the rest of the staff. If your people can't be professional than you've hired the wrong people and need to replace them with professionals.

  10. Clue for advertisers on The Decline of Google's (and Everybody's) Ad Business · · Score: 1

    Search engine rank. Make it so I am able to find your products and services when I want/need them. Throwing flashy bouncy wobbly crap written to a 3rd grade reading level on every frickin' page doesn't make me want to click through to buy your product. Rather, it makes me want to install a filter so I never see that crap.

  11. American Freedom is dead on Thomas Drake: You're Automatically Suspicious Until Proven Otherwise · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is just a sad testament to what GW Bush helped to destroy -- a land of the free and home of the brave. Now it's the land of the slaves and home of the caged. Don't piss off your masters or you *will* be dealt with.

  12. Re:Does Groklaw claim to provide balanced analysis on Microsoft Wins WordPerfect Antitrust Battle With Novell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Groklaw's original mission was to show that SCO's case against IBM was a load of malarky from the get go, using nothing but the facts and evidence provided in the case by each side's legal briefs. I don't know if that's bias, but Groklaw and PJ have proven over and over that they seem to know both the facts and the law and get it right every single time.

  13. Re:RIGHT - Microsoft wins corrupt judge. Appeal ne on Microsoft Wins WordPerfect Antitrust Battle With Novell · · Score: 2

    Saying a case is won before the appeals are over is like saying a tie hockey game is won before sudden death overtime has finished. Don't be stupid you morons.

  14. Begin at the beginning... on Ask Slashdot: How To Introduce Someone To Star Trek? · · Score: 1

    The best TOS episode for that is The Cage, the pilot with Jeffrey Hunter as Captain Christopher Pike, that didn't quite make it on the network and later was incorporated into the two-part Menagerie. Follow that up with Where No Man Has Gone Before, then Charlie X, then move on through the series from there. If they don't get it with the original series, they'll be lost on the rest.

  15. Re:Bad enough I pay for microtransactions in MMO's on Windows 8 Won't Play DVDs Unless You Pay For the Media Center Pack · · Score: 0

    For anyone who is worried about this, VLC player should get around this. Bugger MS and their money grubbing bullshit.

  16. Re:Why So Serious? on Microsoft Using Linux To Optimize Skype Traffic · · Score: 1
    Maybe this is why so serious? You were likely in grade school, sonny.

    Ballmer: "Linux is a cancer"

    Contaminates all other software with Hippie GPL rubbish
    By Thomas C Greene in Washington DC

    Posted in Software, 2nd June 2001 18:19 GMT

    Microsoft CEO and incontinent over-stater of facts Steve Ballmer said that "Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches," during a commercial spot masquerading as a media interview with the Chicago Sun-Times Friday.

  17. Been there, seen that... on NASA Shuttle Discovery Set To Buzz Washington, DC · · Score: 1

    Only it was back 30-some-odd years ago. My family and I were off to see my parent's old school friends living in Denver, CO area in '77 or '78 and we saw the Enterprise on the back of a jumbo sitting on the tarmac at Stapleton. Grandest sight ever at the time.

  18. Re:Can you be more specific? on Ask Slashdot: Recommendations For Linux Telecommuting Tools? · · Score: 1

    Can you specify which protocols that MS uses that "aren't always available in Linux?" Y'know, Kerberos works just fine, so does SMB and RDP and any other protocol you want to throw at it. Admit it -- the command line frightens you and you haven't the stones to figure out wine or virtualbox. This is this the typical bullshit FUD that Windows nimrods toss around in order to keep their customers sucking on the MS tit.

  19. Re:Easy to be the best on Hotmail's Spam Filter: The Best In the Business? · · Score: 2

    ROFL!! I keep seeing rejects in my mailserver log from Hotmail addressed to spamtraps that were only exposed in Usenet messages back in '02-'05, and if I do change rules to accept Hotmail sourced messages, they always turn out to be Nigerian confidence scams. Microsoft can just step the heck away from the podium.

  20. Reminds me of the old phone company joke... on Warner Brothers: Automated Takedown Notices Hit Files That Weren't Ours · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lilly Tomlin on SNL back in the '70s: "We don't care, we don't have to, we're the phone company... *snort*"

  21. This is what a free market looks like on Is the Apple App Store a Casino? · · Score: 2

    I don't know what anyone's crying about. This is how it works. You put your product out there and hope someone sees it and likes it. If it's good enough it will succeed. If not, oh well.

  22. Re:Long time Ubuntu User here on Are Power Users Too Cool For Ubuntu Unity? · · Score: 2

    Really, man. I saw it on a palmtop I did up for my wife and said, WTF??? Yeah, Unity is fine if you're a run of the mill user and for those guys who want all that flashy, spinny, whirly-twirly pretty desktop crap, but I simply haven't the time to figure out all over again yet another major change to my desktop. It seems like every time I turn around, some dope over at some distro maker''s shop gets all spun up about some new desktop, and then I have to find a new distro to get away from it. I'm on Mint now. At least I can keep a gnome 2 desktop on it and get some work done.

  23. I no longer use Skype... on Skype Goes After Reverse-Engineering · · Score: 1

    And I don't see why anyone else continues to use it. When I heard of the MS buyout of Skype, I immediately closed my Skype account and deleted the software. I want nothing to do with the criminal monopoly that owns it now.

  24. Re:It's all about the Opinion on Dutch ISP Files Police Complaint Against Spamhaus · · Score: 1

    Compare Spamhaus with your local reporter who focuses mainly on restaurant reviews. Every week, he visits a new restaurant and writes a review. Some restaurants may end up with a good review and get lots of traffic as a result. Some may end up with a bad review, causing lots of people to avoid their restaurant, thus losing business. Same principles apply here. It's like saying, "We tried to talk to the owner to get things fixed, but we couldn't. We're now leaning on the waitress, to see if she will help us contact the owner. We may have to talk to the cook and enlist his help, too."

  25. Re:Good. on Dutch ISP Files Police Complaint Against Spamhaus · · Score: 2

    You don't realize how SMTP or the Internet works, my friend. A2B is about to suffer from a death by a good number of admins simply adding their network addresses to private firewall and routers settings. You see, what I do at the border of my network is my business. I consult Spamhaus for their opinion regarding the reputation of email traffic. My mail sever is set to query the Spamhaus DNS servers whenever another mail server connects to deliver mail. It's not by default that my server is set that way; I took action to make it so. Spamhaus is simply a consultant in this relationship. They watch for spammy mail. It's their list and if A2B didn't follow the requirements to be removed, then others like me may have problems receiving your email, again by our choice. Now, I'll take a few minutes to ensure that A2B's network blocks are listed in my own border router's rules file so that any traffic received there is simply tossed on the floor, not that I would expect much traffic. But then, that's just me. I can't predict the behavior of any other system admin out there. Your move.