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  1. Re:Not anymore on New Internal Cavity X-ray Technology for Airports · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly. Most European countries provide a lot more freedom than the US. If we read here what some people are sued or arrested for in the States, we can't believe what we're hearing. Mothers arrested for breastfeeding their child (oh my God, think of the children!), laws against gays, agaist abortion, against euthanasia, against medical use of soft drugs, etc, etc, etc... Some states seem to apply a Christian version of the Sharia! No, the US may be a reasonably free country, but definitely not the freest on Earth. Not by a long shot.

  2. Re:hmm on MacBook Pro Specs Leaked, iPad Event March 2 · · Score: 2

    Oooooh. I just heard that Steve Jobs had a bowel movement! zOMG!!!!!1111eleventyone

    That's GREAT news! I'm buying Apple stock right now.

  3. Re:Screws up transatlantic business on UK Government Wants to Spring Ahead Two Hours · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected.

  4. Re:Screws up transatlantic business on UK Government Wants to Spring Ahead Two Hours · · Score: 1

    Doors that keep out the noise of yelling children? I don't think such a thing exists anywhere.

  5. Re:Screws up transatlantic business on UK Government Wants to Spring Ahead Two Hours · · Score: 1

    The children playing and yelling in the background?

  6. Re:Keep looking. on Milky Way Stuffed With an Estimated 50 Billion Alien Worlds · · Score: 1

    Yeah, just like that other nearby civilisation did before they were wiped out.

  7. Re:HummingDactyl on Hummingbird-Size Wing-Flapping Drone Unveiled · · Score: 1

    Why would you call for a duck to protect you from a hummingbird? Or is that duck a larger version of the same device, with floating capability?

  8. Re:Fox News? on Scientists Invent World's First Anti-Laser · · Score: 1

    So that's what the anti-laser is for!

  9. Re:First posters are lame on London Stock Exchange Tackles System Problem · · Score: 0

    What's a "get out-out-of-being-a-douche-free card"?

  10. Re:First posters are lame on London Stock Exchange Tackles System Problem · · Score: 1

    I did add a "surely not" at the end, didn't I?

  11. Re:"Oh well I guess Linux sucks then on London Stock Exchange Tackles System Problem · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should have just used a Mac. iStockExchange is a free download for MobileMe members.

  12. Re:First posters are lame on London Stock Exchange Tackles System Problem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I were to introduce a new trading system like that, I would probably run it in parallel with the old system for a couple of months, feeding it the same data and checking the results. I can't imagine them just doing some offline tests and then throwing the switch and hope for the best? Surely not?

  13. 42 seconds, that's eternity! on London Stock Exchange Tackles System Problem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Imagine telling a trader in the 1970s that we had a 42 second outage in the stock market, it was all over the news, and a few companies probably lost hundreds of millions in revenue.

  14. Re:10.6 km/s, relative to what? on Stardust Mission Makes First-Ever Return To Comet · · Score: 1

    Yes, my probe is faster than NASA's!

  15. Re:Life going up in smoke on NASA Invents New Technique For Finding Alien Life · · Score: 1

    That's what the other aliens would say about us...

  16. Life going up in smoke on NASA Invents New Technique For Finding Alien Life · · Score: 3, Funny

    So in order to find alien life, we are going to hit it with a laser and look at the smoke. What if aliens were to do that to us one day?

  17. Commercial launcher on NASA's Ares 1 To Be Reborn As the Liberty Commercial Launcher · · Score: 1

    I hear that Samsung has already expressed interest for launching commercials this way.

  18. Re:Accomidation on Are Flickr Images Abused By Foreign Businesses? · · Score: 1

    In this case, the photo was used for an article about freeloaders who profit from social security without contributing to society. I would care if it was me in the picture.

  19. You mean this one?

  20. Re:It's NOT SPACE on Low Budget Air Space Photography · · Score: 1

    Actually, a proof against Santa Claus does exist. Just Google for "proof Santa Claus does not exist". Something to do with the required speed to visit all the houses in one night, and air friction at that speed vaporizing the entire reindeer team. All calculated with exquisite precision, obviously.

  21. Re:reduction in subthreshold leakage current on Molybdenite As an Alternative To Silicon · · Score: 1

    Oh my, traces of a radiocative element! That's a definite no-no! That's worse than traces of peanut!

  22. Re:too bad they're so unstable on Atomic Disguise Makes Helium Look Like Hydrogen · · Score: 1

    Your sig, answered on xkcd

  23. Re:Switzerland has a nice system on Golden Gate Bridge To Eliminate Tollbooths · · Score: 1

    Or quite simply a thin translucent film that you stick the sticker onto. Cut to size, then attach the other side of the film to the inside of your windshield with some post-it glue.

  24. Re:Why? on White House Wants 1M Electric Cars By 2015 · · Score: 1

    I just want one. Not in 2015, but for this christmas.

  25. Re:Ban human trading on Official — Economic Crash Not Computers' Fault · · Score: 1

    And what about normal investors? They should find some other hobby? They should ask computers to invest for them, in exchange for a steep commission?

    And in any case, the real decisions will always still be made by people. You know, decisions like repackaging bad loans to sell them as investments. All computers do, is execute human schemes in a more efficient way. It will still be people who read the news and decide to go long or short. They will still be the ones who decide to keep feeding a bubble. (And in fact, the computers will only support that view, since they lack common sense even more than professional traders do).