MacBook Pro Specs Leaked, iPad Event March 2
Stoobalou updates us on the various Apple rumors, saying, "Snaps of Apple's imminent update to the MacBook Pro range have been leaked, confirming most of the rumors doing the rounds." Light Peak looks like it will be called Thunderbolt. The 13" will feature 2.3ghz Dual Core i5s and 4 gigs of RAM. In addition to the MacBook Pro rumors, the iPad update rumors have been confirmed, with
invitations going out to the formal announcement on March 2.
It seems everything Apple is working on is leaked and it really is becomming a tiresome marketting ploy, perhaps moreso because it seems to work.
I'm very disappointed that Apple chose the copper variant of Light Peak and not the fiber version. You can guess why!
Will someone please post some Apple Troll comments?
Come one! Pictures of Gay Pride parades with the rainbow - just like Apple's rainbow logo - coincidence? I think not!
Come on! Apple Trolls are the most entertaining!
Sit tight, the Android people will be here soon.
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Details of the new MacBook Pro and iPad become public after an Apple employee left prototypes of the new devices in a San Francisco bar.
Steffann, a bar tender at The Horny Rainbow found the prototypes while cleaning up a puddle of semen, urine, and blood beneath the bar's glory hole.
...and it's features to the non-Pro. I'm not going to pay for a 13" with a 1200x800 screen when it costs me any more than $1000. This one doesn't even have switchable graphics.
Can we stop calling them leaks and start calling them press releases? Nobody is fooled by this anymore.
Of course I read earlier today that there were rumors that it was being pushed back a month or two. Everyone likes rumors because they seem illicit. You weren't supposed to know that! Much sexier than an official announcement of some kind.
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Who's the marketing dipstick that decided to demarcate the lightpeakthunderboltwhatever port with the most recognizable symbol for power worldwide, the lightningbolt? Cause that's not gonna be confusing as hell for the general audience.
"Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses."
- Steve Jobs (may have been Jason Mewes)
We get it, Apple = latest and greatest hardware at a premium cost because they're greedy. Got it. In order to compete with Microsoft, and other hardware companies they must charge more. And lastly, we must create hype around our product to rev up initials sales to Geeks, Know-it-alls, and Coffee drinking college students.
They don't need to "leak" the information this way any longer. Folks that understand what they're getting will buy out of necessity. If they're buying due to hype, then
Wintel based companies need to rethink their strategies.
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Copper cables and connectors are cheap. Much cheaper than optical. The advantages of optical would only be used by a very tiny portion of the market.
I also wonder if the copper version carries power like USB does?
Still Apple proprietary hardware, lack of software, tiny market share an lack of how to implement a vision.
Speaking of 'lack of vision', you haven't seen the bloody thing, yet. Being righteous doesn't mean being right.
Specs of the Shenhuan SZ-2 laptop were leaked today, and the launch event for a novelty illuminated party hat is to be held on March 2nd.
I hope now the Apple fanboys can understand how little I care. And this is supposed to be news for nerds? I swear if Jalopnik was run like Slashdot, they'd have stories about delivery vans and soccer mom wagons.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
Let me guess... only 2 USB ports, right beside each other again? I hate this design
Light Peak looks like it will be called Thunderbolt.
If that seriously is the final name for Light Peak, then I don't quite agree with their decision. What exactly does it have to do with thunder or bolts? "Thunderbolt port" sounds more like innuendo than an actual port you'd use, as opposed to "Light Peak port". At least "Light Peak" gave me a vague idea of how the tech works by the name alone, whereas Thunderbolt just sounds completely unrelated to the technology.
I swear, marketing comes up with the worst names for everything these days. "Xfinity" et al.
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yet another proprietary protocol. I'm so happy to see the widespread adoption of MDP has worked out. But I know this will satisfy Job's fantasy of one port to rule them all. I just cannot imagine the price tag on those devices that will be covered under that "all". (currently zero)
I think the big thing in this release is that they went with Intel graphics on their 13" line. Compared to the current nvidia 320M, the old generation may preform better than the new release. Does this kill gaming on the 13" MBP?
Phew I just ordered a Macbook Air I got scared they were just going to upgrade it within a few weeks. At least it'll be a few months now!
Since when does Apple make Android phones? (HTC Thunderbolt - See Verizon for further Details)
... those of you who flocked in your hordes to buy iPad 1s at Christmas-time, just 8 weeks ago, are now getting the equivalent of Apple shitting into your mouths with the imminent release of iPad 2.
Pix are fake. That is a last gen macbook pro with a display port and a thunderbolt icon badly shopped in its place. Copper Peak will be a standard USB styled plug, and allow USB3/2/1 compatibility.
When Apple talks, it actually means something, unlike the empty promises made my other technology companies.
It's because Apple doesn't announce products months or years before they are released. They only announce them when they are sure they'll have a product to ship. All you hear from other companies is hyped up initial announcements followed by delays and retracted features. From Apple you hear about new products that will actually ship as promised. It's not because Apple is better at shipping quality products on schedule (though they are). It's because they don't go on blabbing about every new technology they have in the works years before a working prototype has even seen the light of day.
Fair enough.
And when, on iPad 2 launch day, Apple also announces that iOS has been GPLed and that you can buy applications for it from sources other than the Apple Store that haven't gone through their pre-approval process first, then he and I will both be righteous enough to accept you're right.
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...but if you're a sandaled Free Software Foundation pornmonger who likes passing non-masturbatory time playing retrogame ROMs on emulators, then move along please. Nothing to see here!
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The GPL just means you're getting software that's free, not software that doesn't suck.
I've had my fair share of iOS software crash, but, I don't think I've ever had a single piece of malware, rootkit, or nastygram come from the App Store. On mobile, I don't care, I don't want to tinker. I want the damn thing to work.
Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
I'm mystified as to why this is new for nerds, it's so terribly uninteresting. I can't see anything other than a (comparatively expensive) moderate upgrade to unremarkable hardware.
Statistics for laptop malfunctions http://www.squaretrade.com/htm/pdf/SquareTrade_laptop_reliability_1109.pdf indicate that for a higher price you get poorer reliability than many more modestly priced laptops.
I can appreciate that Apple computers are considered to be high quality to the general public but they don't seem to do things any better than a PC with Linux so where's the nerd angle in this?
I have a 15 inch dell that cost me $450 that has more features than this, better ATI graphics and a $30 apple OS. I have more that you do for less than half the price.
OMG! It doesn't have a lit up apple picture on the back!
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Yep, some GPL software sucks, just like some commercial software - thanks for pointing out that one to me because in 15 years of using Open Source and Linux, I hadn't worked that one out for myself.
Incidentally, I've never had a single piece of malware using Open Source either - just because I can get my software pretty much anywhere that I want to does not mean that I haven't grown at least a few braincells to work out that there are some places I can trust to get my software from and others that I cannot.
Just because Mother Apple keeps you in clean diapers all your life doesn't automatically mean I end up stinking of shit because I've not worked out how to "go toilet" myself and clean myself afterwards...
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Yet, that doesn't keep malware from stinking up the Android market place.
I'd rather not have to juggle around and make sure that my software is coming from trust sources or that I have to clean up my phone. I did tech support jobs when I was younger and the pay wasn't that great. What makes you think doing it for free on my own time is a better alternative?
Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
I don't know a single Mac user who doesn't complain about Apple's high prices, but they pay them anyway. They must be getting some value for that extra cash.
It doesn't stink up my Android market place because I'm clever enough not to download endless advert shitware that, for example, makes my mobile phone look like a glass of beer when I hold it to my lips and tip it.
I don't get why you have such a big problem with this as a concept - if you have a driving license then you invested money and time in learning how to use a car and a bit about how it works. Why, just because it's a computer, are there different rules?
I use Windows and Linux, I've not seen any viruses or malware in years because I don't use virus-ridden pirated software, I don't use deeply embedded (into Windows) apps like IE or Outlook and I scan and update regularly. Just like I sometimes put oil in my car engine and pump some air into the tyres.
And with your last point, maybe if you can't find the time to do something properly, then stop doing it or organise your time better?
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I would hope not -- isn't that basically the entire point of having a walled-garden approach to the app store? Apple personally vets each application -- if they let something like that slip through it would be a huge black mark on their "verification" process.
Also, I've never had a single piece of malware, rootkit, or nastygram come from the Android Marketplace either. Are they out there? Probably. Am I stupid enough to install a ringtone set that requires full internet permissions and the ability to read information off the phone? Haven't been fooled so far.
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Huh? Base 13-in MBP is only $200 more, comes with 4G instead of 2G and SD reader, slightly smaller and weighs a few g less.
If you bring MB up to 4G, only $100 difference.
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
We're not talking about color, we're talking about carrying half a kilo less than a similarly specced laptop, having a well thought out system of interchangeable plugs for the power adapter so you can easily bring it to another country, having a high quality LCD panel, having a backlit keyboard, having a solid aluminium enclosure that doesn't twist when you open the lid, having a computer that wakes from sleep in less than the time it takes to open the lid, having a power connector that automatically releases if you trip over the lead, having a nice wide trackpad that you can use gestures like two-finger tap for right click and two-finger drag to scroll. It's called industrial design. It's something people who have money are willing to pay for.
Computing devices becoming ever more ubiquitous and easy to use. These are good time for people who want to have other interests than how to set DIP switches on a motherboard.
People are interested in Apple's stuff. No one gives a gnat's fart about the latest from Dell or HP. Maybe pull your head out of your fat, geek ass and figure out why, and, no, not the fuckhead, asshole, superficial fake reasons that you nerd miseryshits like to traffic in. LOL! Dumbasses. The world is LAUGHING at the apoplectic fits you geeks launch into over Apple's successes. Please. Have more conniptions. You've become a sideshow.
It's only tiresome to you if you take it so seriously. If they are doing it intentionally, and it works, who gives a damn? What bothers you so much about an American company doing well in this economy? I know a guy who just got hired to a high paying engineering position at Apple. OMG! That's HORRIBLE! (eyeroll)
Wow. A company getting tech into the hands of folks who might not have otherwise taken the plunge. Getting people to learn that the big bad intertoobed tech world is actually nothing to fear, despite what Hollywood and the news media incessantly preaches. HOLY SHIT! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!!!!
Yep, some GPL software sucks, just like some commercial software - thanks for pointing out that one to me because in 15 years of using Open Source and Linux, I hadn't worked that one out for myself.
He wasn't pointing the obvious fact, he was pointing out the ratio of good to suck ... and the difference is clear to anyone without blinders.
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Intel video is going backwards from past systems and if apple thinks that they can get $1200 for this they most be joking.
What will the next mini have i3 on board video? Light peak tied to the video out port? No light peak, NO USB 3.0 in the next mini?
Jobs is notoriously secretive. He likes surprise, "on more thing" announcements. But now he's leaking? He's more likely to be cast on The Biggest Loser. It's more probable that vendors or partners are breaching NDA's a little early.
As for the iPad 2, it's coming out in a couple of days. It's not like Apple endlessly teases vaporware. And after the stock got hammered by that stock manipulator in Taiwan, claiming iPad 2 delays, God forbid Apple counters with the truth! Marketing ploy! (insert eye-roll emoticon here).
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its not asking much, and it makes 'leeks' seem less well leeky.
I'd really like to know what their deal is the the Mac Pro's.
What takes so long to update these? i mean really Towers should be something they have update every couple months. It's a Tower!
And that ratio is precisely what then? And what size of sample group did you use to determine that ratio?
I think "find" on the Linux command line is a great command for locating files on my system - but my wife, as a Windows user, would probably say it sucks and prefers to use Windows Explorer to find her files. So which opinion is right or wrong?
I'm all ears because clearly you have an answer to this.
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The reason leaks don't occur in Oracle or Computer Associates is, no one gives a damn. And leaks do occur at Microsoft and Adobe too, but again, no one gives a damn.
I agree with most of what you wrote about Apple, i.e., the idea of Steve "One More Thing, Leak And I'll Sue You" Jobs leaking is preposterous. I mean Jesus, he was just excoriated here for not giving more info on his health, and shareholders voted today on making their succession plans public (dumb idea, but it does tend to make my point). And there is so much speculation by the Apple blogosphere, somebody has to be right. And vendors and partners violate NDA's early.
But I can speak to Oracle. My GF works for them, and they scare the crap out of employees not to share stuff outside. Her e-mails are emblazoned with, "DO NOT SHARE OUTSIDE OF COMPANY - PRIVATE FINANCIAL/PROPRIERTY TRADE SECRET INFO, blah blah blah" warnings (I don't know the exact warning because she won't show me, ha ha). I've sat next to her on the bed, and she won't show me or tell me about the contents of these secret e-mails, for fear she will be fired. True, nobody is waiting with bated breath for the next RDBMS release, but Saddam's staff had a more relaxed atmosphere. Jobs isn't the only whip-cracker in tech, lemee tell ya.
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Since the redesign there is no way for me to filter Idle.
I thought I was alone in noticing. You used to be able to filter it in the old index, and I did. Some[who?] have speculated that they have deliberately made it hard to filter Idle because it helps to push traffic to other chosen sites. I noticed some submitters commenting in threads that their submissions' links have been changed from direct links to the content over to those annoying adword-infested blogs that so many complain about.
I don't want to risk filtering a story about idle CPU time just because it has the word "idle" in it. And even when I do filter Idle, I still get Idle stories showing up. It doesn't work.
I triaged the problem differently than you did: I decided that I loathe Idle enough that I am willing to lose ham in order to kill more of the spam. Of course, as you pointed out, it doesn't work if they studiously avoid using the word "Idle" in the submission.
After the redesign, many options simply don't work.
I know. Since the redesign, I have lived in constant fear of JonKatz returning to post more stories, with no way for me to block him anymore (haha). I believe I originally filtered him out back in 2001. Ah, good times on the old Slashdot...
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I was going to say something about Datsun 210, 310, 510, etc. but then I realized Datsun renamed to Nissan and the cars now have names for the most part.
Well, judging by what other manufacturers are promising to maybe think about possibly shipping one day real soon now, the iPad premium is roughly -$100 to -$150.
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Assuming there is a new connection type, and assuming it's copper based, and assuming it's in the neighborhood of 10Gbps and full duplex, and otherwise based on LightPeak, it should be pretty keen. The world needs a decent copper based high speed i/o connection. It will probably co-exist for many years with the fibre based version to come. With luck, it will feature a decent connector plug and kill off USB3.
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The Quad Core CPUs apparently are not yet shipping. Furthermore, they apparently will pump out an extra 10 watts of heat (35 Watts for dual core, 45 for quad core parts). I'll be more excited for a quad core laptop when they get it into a thermal envelope that won't endanger future generations.
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Apple seems to have the best market research available to them:
:)
In Year 0, some blogger will make up a completely false story citing "sources within Apple" that may or may not exist. The story is complete bullshit but fanbois go absolutely bonkers at the mere thought of something as innocuous as a front facing camera on their phones for video chat.
Year 1 rolls around, and Apple is releasing the same product again and now more bloggers make up stories about "Feature X" being the "One More Thing" Cancer Man will unveil. Hype reaches a crescendo as dozens of conflicting photoshop renditions are made, most of them using blurry camera phone pics that couldn't clearly come from the superior cameras built into Apple products!
Year 2 Apple finally adds the feature that other products have had now for some time. Cue the Apple orgasm.
Now that being said, they still make the prettiest laptops and trackpads
Granted, the information which has been made public by Intel is not sufficient to allow outsiders to speak authoritatively on this points, but LightPeak appears to be a fully functional device connection standard in its own right, more akin to (or a superset of) FireWire in its capability. The fact that it can carry other protocols like USB is not evidence that it's not fully capable of being the "native" connection type (it almost certainly is thusly capable).
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The report also mentions iPhone 4-like "Retina Display" technology, which on an iPad form factor, would translate to over 2,000 pixels.
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Whoah! That's nearly 1/2 the amount of pixels on my Nokia 3210!
If the leaks are right, then it looks like the Thunderbolt (shudder) port is also a mini-DisplayPort (it certainly looks identical, and the leaked box photo says it is MDP and Thunderbolt) - i.e. you just plug your MDP cable in as usual.
That suggests to me that Apple's initial plan for Thunderbolt is more as a "docking" system than a USB/Firewire replacement. After all, there are currently zero Thunderbolt/LightPeak* peripherals to choose from (and I wouldn't hold my breath for either with USB3 just taking off) - but a future Apple Cinema Display (or an iMac) that used the link to provide sound, USB, Ethernet, storage... without the overhead of going over USB would be rather cool.
Also, given that it looks like Apple are going to get behind Lightpeak and push, much like they did with USB, this could be a strategic move to ensure that all would-be third party peripherals sport a through connection (unlike some cheapskate Firewire devices),
(* Oh god, "Thunderbolt and Lightpeak" - *plink* the penny drops... Groan!)
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Light Peak is designed to be what the minimal Intel marketing on Light Peak calls "multi-protocol" capable, which most observers have taken to mean "it can serve as the transport layer for other protocols" in the same way that FireWire can serve as a TCP/IP connection on the Mac, today. The exact capabilities do not seem to be public information, just yet. The public demonstrations of Light Peak which Intel has performed clearly indicate that one intended use case is a remote "hub" which can have Light Peak as well as other connection types on it, such as the USB and Light Peak hub demonstrated in this Intel demonstration of Light Peak.
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Regardless, in the most generous case, "Light Peak" gives you only an erroneous idea of how an electron based connection type would work.
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The 13" MB Air gets a rez bump but none for the "Pro" model. Assuming these specs are legit, that is disappointing.
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Apple doesn't implement any hardware you can't get use (or buy) elsewhere. That is why Windows works perfectly fine on a Mac and all my mac hardware (keyboards, monitors, etc) work on a windows machine.
About the only thing Macs really lack in software is the vast gaming library Windows has but other than that you're just making yet another uninformed comment.
I'm clever enough not to download endless advert shitware that, for example, makes my mobile phone look like a glass of beer when I hold it to my lips and tip it.
What about something that claims to be a task manager or some other benign entity?
And with your last point, maybe if you can't find the time to do something properly, then stop doing it or organise your time better?
I don't bother and I still browse safely and have a pretty good user experience.
I'm just wondering why you think this is a better way for all users? With the car metaphor, we invented the automatic transmission and starter motor. Unless you argue that people are lazy by not having to double clutch or get out front and crank.
Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
Butt...butt...I just heard that Steve Jobs had a bowel movement!
FTFY
Maybe he's planning to die during a keynote speech?
"Well, that's the iPad2. And one more thing... AAAUUUGGGHH my liver! *thump*"
4GB of RAM? WTF? I have a laptop that's 2 years old, cost me just over $1000, and came with 4GB. I mean, I've come to expect Apple devices to be over cost and under spec right before an update, but right after? 4GB is barely better than low-end for a new laptop these days, netbooks excepted (not that any Apple "notebook" would cost anything close to a netbook). Putting that in a "Pro" model machine, which will probably cost about 2x what my 2-year-old laptop did, is simply ridiculous.
Hell, I upgraded another laptop - a 12" tablet - to 4GB of RAM (2x2GB) at the same time as I bought the other machine, for a cost of $90. By Moore's Law, the same amount of money should get me 8GB today, and I'm sure Apple can get better discounts than I can by just going down to Fry's. What's their excuse?
Random example (neither of my current laptops are Dell, but their business lines are decent):
http://www.dell.com/us/business/p/vostro-3300/pd?oc=bvcs34a&model_id=vostro-3300
2.53GHz Core i5 (better than the MBP)
13.3" display (lower res than the MBP though)
4GB of DDR3 RAM
Total cost after tax and all is about $700. The new MBP is *probably* not more than 3x as much...
For a bit under $2000 I could get 8GB and a Core i7, in 13.3" form factor.
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Intel video doesn't bother me as much; many reviews say it is roughly equal to the nVidia 320M that is in the current Mini and 13" MacBook Pro (and MacBook, and MacBook Air.) Yes, it would be nice to get better video, but for low-end machines, it's not that big a deal.
Wait, we were talking about a Pro machine? Okay, that sucks.
Honestly. I truly don't care on the 'consumer' machines as the stock video - yeah, the iMac should still have good video, but the Mini, Air, and just-plain MacBook are fine with HD3000. It supports the same feature set as 320M (Yes, even OpenCL, although part of it is implemented in the CPU hardware, it supports it, so who really cares HOW it supports it.)
But the "Pro" machines should all have higher-end graphics. To me, this is one of the main selling points. It used to be that in the light-pro category, the major selling point of Apple over competitors was the use of discrete video.
For the mini, I hope it has i3 standard, with quad-core i5/i7 as optional, on board video is fine, Light Peak (which can be a dual-use video port, although that would be odd having to choose BETWEEN Light Peak and video,) and no USB 3. Since I'm interested in the 'Server' version, I hope that it (at $999,) includes a quad-core by default, and what would *REALLY* kick ass is dual spinning hard drives (2.5" drives are up to 1 TB now,) PLUS the SSD-on-a-stick from the MBA. Even the 64 GB one would be sufficient for OS+Apps, with the dual 1 TB drives (although to hit the $999 mark, smaller spinning drives would be okay,) for mass storage.
Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
The purpose of that site was not known.
Yeah another 5,400 RPM drive - wheeeeeeeeeeee. Do they have to special order those?
Acer has a system with better video, cpu and bigger HDD for $700
apple will want $1000+ for a slower cpu intel video and smaller hdd
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Peak
The macbook also has 2.5x the battery life. Sometimes its worth paying for a better engineered product.
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Yeah, but the Apple will work.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
I assure you, as an Apple stockholder, I follow this a lot closer than you do. You're a fucking moron if you think Jobs wants any of these specs leaked out. Fucktard.
But it would be a lot easier not to drive to my house and just be with the colleague.
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