User: Hugundous

The secret of happiness

On: Researchers Crown Buddhist Monk the World's Happiest Man

More gamma rays.

Obligatory

On: How Plagiarism Helped Win the American Revolution

Plagiarize
Let no one else's work evade your eyes
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize
Only be sure always to call it please "research"

No

On: Has the Command Line Outstayed Its Welcome?

That is all.

Slogan

On: Intel Aims 'One Tablet Per Child' Program at Developing Countries

No chumps left behind.

Cave!

On: Millions In China Live In Energy Efficient Caves

You're lucky to live in a cave! We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank.

But...

On: South Korean Scientists Prepare To Clone Wooly Mammoth

...will it blend?

ATM

On: Russian Lie Detector ATM

In Soviet Russia, ATM makes degrading request of you.

Oh well

On: Duke Nukem Forever Goes Gold

Now I'm going to have to mug my grandfather for his pre-order.

Proof

On: Forty Years of P=NP?

I've found a very nice solution to this problem. Unfortunately this comment box is too small to contain it.

CV

On: Engineer Designs His Own Heart Valve Implant

This man has a level 1 deer stalking certificate on his CV. He knows what he's doing.

Bleep

On: Careful What You Post, the FBI Has More of These

Warning, do not detach device! Would you be interested in learning more about our employee benefits?

Yeah, well

On: Baumgartner's Daredevil Parachute Jump From Space Put On Hold

Thinking of things is my idea anyway so everybody JUST STOP IT!

fireworks

On: Computer Glitch Halts Seattle New Year's Fireworks

What's that on the horizon? Microsoft Fireworks 2008. oh yes.