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  1. Re:Israel has nuclear weapons. on Israeli Infrastructure Proves Too Strong For Anonymous · · Score: 2

    Seen on 4chan:

    I rewted jew.com! All your bagel are belong to us!!!1 LOLK

  2. Re:Thinking Too Small on Syfy Reality Show Will Feature Giant Boxing Robots · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Those would not be robots. They would be mechanical exoskeletons.

    They would also be really, REALLY cool.

    But they would not be "robots".

    Now go to the office and turn in your geek card.

  3. Re:Robots? on Syfy Reality Show Will Feature Giant Boxing Robots · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You beat me to it.

    An RC car with a demo saw mounted on top is still a fucking RC car.

    Robot = autonomous.

    Anybody who thinks Battle Bots involved "robots" is a tool.

  4. Re:Sounds like a campus speech code on You Can't Say That On the Internet · · Score: 1

    Facebook sucks.

    More news at 11.

  5. Re:Wow, don't have opinions online.. on How Free Speech Died On Campus · · Score: 2

    ... occasional asshat professors can get away with...

    ... having both ankles smashed with a ball-peen hammer, in a dark place with no witnesses, by someone wearing nondescript clothes, gloves, and a ski mask?

  6. Re:Fucking Idiot on Man Arrested At Oakland Airport For Ornate Watch · · Score: 1

    Now THAT was funny.

  7. Re:Sorry kids... on David Cameron 'Orders New Curbs On Internet Porn' · · Score: 4, Funny

    I called Mr. Cameron on the telephone and asked what was behind it all.

    Mr. Cameron says the new curbs are actually a safety measure to keep all that Internet traffic from running over the cyber-street-walkers.

    Safety first, I always say!

  8. Re:Sounds like American textbooks on Indian School Textbook Says Meat-Eaters Lie and Commit Sex Crimes · · Score: 1

    I have seen the situation you write about.

    Was working at some apartment complexes ~10 years ago as head of maintenance.

    The general manager would routinely answer the phone and, if the person sounded urban/black/ebonics-ish, she would tell them that there were no vacancies.

    There were ALWAYS vacancies.

    Last I heard, the mortgage company that held the note on the apartments got wind of it and demanded that the manager be replaced.

  9. Re:Sounds like American textbooks on Indian School Textbook Says Meat-Eaters Lie and Commit Sex Crimes · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are even recent studies that find that resumes which hint at an applicant being black get a lower response rate than those who don't...

    I am a USA-ian. My upstream apes were of English/European descent. I am very glad they didn't name me "Barnaby" or "Horatio". And none of my sisters are named "Fanny" or Mathilda". If we had ridiculous-sounding names, we would have had a harder time of it.

    And if my parents had named me "Colton" or "Joe-Bob", or my sisters "Charlene" or "Tamara", employers may have assumed that we were descended from trailer-trash NASCAR-and-pro-wrestling types.

    That is simple common sense.

    So why do black folk name their kids "Shantiqua" and "Jaeqwan"?

    A black guy named "David" or "James" tells me that his parents may have been worthwhile people and good role models.

    A black guy named "Laquon" or "Mustafa" tells me that his parents are welfare-check-having malt-liquor-drinking Jerry Springer watchers and the offspring likely share those traits.

    Of course the black folk think dark-skinned "David" is "too white", I mean the NERVE of that guy! Having that fancy "job" and being "married" to his baby-mama. How DARE he!

    I know those are horrible stereotypes, but the world is a real place and people DO stereotype other people. It is the whole "first impression" bit.

    Seems like an intelligent person would realize this, and allow for it while selecting baby names.. ?

    *** commence down-modding in 3... 2... 1... GO ***

  10. Re:Deadlock? on Will It Take a 'Cyber Pearl Harbor' To Break Congressional Deadlock? · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, Team America has got it covered.

    The abbreviated agencies will hire some Israelis with things similar in size to commercial airplanes and crash them into large buildings on a Second Life server, and then blame it on "cyber-Arabs".

    The FOX News trash will get all Twitter-pated and the open Internet will become illegal.

    We will then see wide support for a new, improved, network called "The InterNot" which will be used to deliver media content and infomercials to Joe Sixpack and his obese family.

    The InterNot won't actually be more secure than the previous open Internet, but the FOX News and American Idol crowd will think it is very secure because they have to take off their shoes before using it.

    Haliburton will supply the hardware.

  11. Re:Great big .tk advertisement on Free Registrar co.cc Goes the Way of the Dodo · · Score: 3, Informative

    .tk sucks

    Their machine runs like so:

    They give you a "free domain", and then when your DNS queries reach a certain number, they suspend your domain for "unspecified reasons" and then make you pay twice the price of .com to have the domain re-enabled.

    Don't use .tk for anything that isn't disposable.

  12. Re:I agree... on Google Outage Shows Risk of Doing Business In China · · Score: 1

    Sorry, copypasta.

    Should have given it a shufti before posting.

  13. Re:You broke your little ships... on With NCLB Waiver, Virginia Sorts Kids' Scores By Race · · Score: 0

    If you have a daughter, you can say she isn't Cockasian.

    It should be obvious that she is Asian because she doesn't have a Cock.

  14. Re:For Those Left Wondering... on How Red Teams Hack Your Site To Save It · · Score: 1

    "whitehat" hackers

    "redhat" linux

    "blackhat" convention

    In regards to the summary, yes, a red team comes from the red team / blue team system.

    I was not addressing the submitter, however, in fact my response was a reply to
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3247105&cid=41958715
    who expressed curiosity as to the origin of the term "white hat".

    Thank you, and have a lovely day.

  15. Re:For Those Left Wondering... on How Red Teams Hack Your Site To Save It · · Score: 1

    AFAIK the term is derived from the Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying game.

    In the Dragonlance series of books, the various classes of mage were dressed differently depending on their nature. Good=white, neutral=red, black=evil.

  16. Re:I agree... on Google Outage Shows Risk of Doing Business In China · · Score: 1

    Correct.

    The archaic derivation seems to be:

    TOE THE LINE

    The space between each pair of deck planks in a wooden ship was filled with packing material called âoeoakumâ and then sealed with a mixture of pitch and tar. The result, from afar, was a series of parallel lines and a half-foot or so apart, running the length of the deck. Once a week, as a rule, usually on Sunday, a warshipâ(TM)s crew was ordered to fall in at quartersâ"that is, each group of men into which the crew was divided would line up in formation in a given area of the deck. To insure a neat alignment of each row, the sailors were directed to stand with their toes just touching a particular seam. Another use for these seams was punitive. The youngsters in a ship, be they shipâ(TM)s boy or student officers, might be required to stand with their toes just touching a designated seam for a length of time as punishment for some minor infraction of discipline, such as talking or fidgeting at the wrong time. A tough captain might require the miscreant to stand there, not talking to anyone, in fair weather or foul, for hours at a time. Hopefully, he would learn it was easier and more pleasant to conduct himself in the required manner rather that suffer the punishment. From these two uses of deck seams comes our cautionary word to obstreperous youngsters to âoetoe the line.â

  17. Re:better yet on Man Arrested For Photo of Burning Poppy On Facebook · · Score: 1

    If I had a face like you, I'd join the British army.

  18. Re:Take all the recommendations you get here ... on Ask Slashdot: What Is the Best Way To Add Forums To a Website? · · Score: 1

    Flatfile and SSD.

  19. Re:Pigeonholing without purpose. on Google Patents Guilt-By-Association · · Score: 1

    Is there an ignore list on FakeBook?

  20. Re:VMware and VBox seem slow. on Ask Slashdot: Which Virtual Machine Software For a Beginner? · · Score: 1

    My baseline tin is solid gold, baybeeee!

    A lot of Pentium 4 machines from 7 or 8 years ago, running a mix of Debian-based distros with a gig or less of ram and hard drives 160 gigs or smaller.

    Oh yeah....

  21. Re:What the fuck on Ask Slashdot: Which Virtual Machine Software For a Beginner? · · Score: 1

    VirtualBox.

    'Nuff said.

  22. Re:Tell him on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Convince Someone To Give Up an Old System? · · Score: 1

    lowendbox for servers, wiki and rsync, database replication, local backups to hd or ssd

  23. Re:Smart Guy on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Convince Someone To Give Up an Old System? · · Score: 1

    oops, totally fucked that one up

  24. Re:Smart Guy on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Convince Someone To Give Up an Old System? · · Score: 1

    "not-for-profit"

    no

    s/not/non

  25. Re:Going to have a hard time topping modern remake on David Braben Kickstarts an Elite Reboot · · Score: 1

    Two words:

    Oolite

    multiplayer

    Carry on.