Yeah... well... so like I've been sort of... hanging out a lot after work, you know, and like... well I've sort of hooked up with some lush trim and like, my wife finds out and she like, tries to take a golf club to my head and so like I crashed my SUV, sort of. Anyway, I think it's like getting out and I was wondering if you had any suggestions for the on-line portion. i can handle the other stuff, I'm just worried about the on-line stuff YouTubes and stuff.
...is the way today's Wall Street Journal characterized the choice of Jerry Seinfeld. The king of syndication must be happy he's not "too hip." I'm sure Steve Ballmer personally nixed anyone who might be "too hip."
But the best part in the WSJ was how the campaign will explain how Microsoft's incorporating other software company's ideas into their products enhances the future user experience. I, for one, can't wait.
You better cool off
You better not lie
You better not cough
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is going to drown
He's making a fist
Shaking it twice
Gonna find out who melted his ice
Santa Claus is going to drown
He sees you when you're voting
He knows you made a mistake
He knows your carbon footprint
So walk to work for goodness sake
He sees you when you're drilling
He knows when you're offshore
He's got a lot of that clean coal
Hang your stockings up to get some more
Stopping looking at them! Stop staring. Jerks. I wish these creeps would stop looking at them, I hate it. What's wrong, you've never seen a wallet and money clip before!? Perverts.
How dare you people critisize our beloved, Rushmore-deserving, Commander-in-Chief when this nation is at occupation. And I double dare you when it comes to his selfless, humble friends that sacrifice and serve the countryside they love - And! - who could be making way, way more in the private section, unlike you chipwits. I hope these real Americans you attack all get jobs as lobbiers and hand-write laws that outsource all your jobs to Indiana. Servants of the people you say? Not in the land of purple mountains majesty and fruity plains, because I'll have you know, a Log Cabin Republican President named 'Honest' outlawed slavery with the 18th amendment (which Clinton attempted to overturn with the 21st as I recall.) And another thing. You think gasoline won't go to $200 a barrel if that Hillary Clinton gets elected? She won't, but if - because I'm here to tell you no Saudi King is going to walk down a primerosa path holding hands with her and then what? I'll tell you what. There goes the "Special Relationship." Your minds have been ruined by all those liberal courses you took at college. I doubt you could even understand what those patriotic EPAers even wrote... that they deleted I doubt you could even put two sentences together. Believe me, if they decide it's to their advantage to unredact this alleged information and not be chilled, this administration has backups of everything they've ever done. Do you? Did Clinton?
Looks like when Al Gore "invented the Internet" he left a big security hole for these home-grown terrorist(s) with this Facebook thing. Not only to pray on innocent, young, vertiginous females - Clinton! - but it's the source for yet another scandal - Clinton! Clinton! - and right where our beloved Commander-in-Chief did his Vietnam tourist duty, Georgia. We live in dangerous times where sophomores can once again threaten campus admin - like in Clinton's favorite decade. These sopho-terrorists hate America - the greatest nation ever invented - and want to digitize us back to the olden days, pre-BCS where we never really were sure who was National Champion. Real Americans won't stand for that.
...and plain and simple is the way I like it. Have you noticed more of this terror since Hillary Pelosi and the Democrats usurped control of the Congress from The Fondling Fathers? It's clearly time for the Larry Craig / Mark Foley ticket. Motto: 'A log cabin to protect us all.' Plan: 1) tax cuts for large American campaign contributors 2) Punks with TV-B-Gone summarily sent to Guadalupe and waterboarded. Imagine the greatest nation ever created without TV... That's the terrorist's goal.
If that was true, then why did President George W. Bush promote ethanol then? Got you! Sure, sure... grass makes gas... riiight. I'll bet they didn't inhale any either (like Clinton!) when they came up with this one. I've never heard of this magazine anyhow, Scientific American? As far as I'm concerned, they're neither.
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Yeah... well... so like I've been sort of... hanging out a lot after work, you know, and like... well I've sort of hooked up with some lush trim and like, my wife finds out and she like, tries to take a golf club to my head and so like I crashed my SUV, sort of. Anyway, I think it's like getting out and I was wondering if you had any suggestions for the on-line portion. i can handle the other stuff, I'm just worried about the on-line stuff YouTubes and stuff.
CYA!
... to oversee all the czars: I propose Czar-Czar Gabor.
Everything on the Internet IS harmful.
No coincidence they waited until Obama was inaugurated to announce this one, Bush would have made killing plants illegal.
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Type this "YouZer Phrendlee" to continue
...is the way today's Wall Street Journal characterized the choice of Jerry Seinfeld. The king of syndication must be happy he's not "too hip." I'm sure Steve Ballmer personally nixed anyone who might be "too hip." But the best part in the WSJ was how the campaign will explain how Microsoft's incorporating other software company's ideas into their products enhances the future user experience. I, for one, can't wait.
Naw, Bush'll say that look, now that we've discovered life, we can stop funding this wasteful gov't boondoggle and give the money back to the people.
You better cool off You better not lie You better not cough I'm telling you why Santa Claus is going to drown He's making a fist Shaking it twice Gonna find out who melted his ice Santa Claus is going to drown He sees you when you're voting He knows you made a mistake He knows your carbon footprint So walk to work for goodness sake He sees you when you're drilling He knows when you're offshore He's got a lot of that clean coal Hang your stockings up to get some more
Sung to the tune of Santa Clause is coming to town "Santa Clause is going to drown"
...my heart goes out to 'em.
Stopping looking at them! Stop staring. Jerks. I wish these creeps would stop looking at them, I hate it. What's wrong, you've never seen a wallet and money clip before!? Perverts.
Just the hard drives? You guys should be lucky they didn't destroy the IT staff.
The thing designed to save US lives looks like a casket.
... Would love to see these two in a battle of wits, chess match, or Thermodynamics trivia.
How dare you people critisize our beloved, Rushmore-deserving, Commander-in-Chief when this nation is at occupation. And I double dare you when it comes to his selfless, humble friends that sacrifice and serve the countryside they love - And! - who could be making way, way more in the private section, unlike you chipwits. I hope these real Americans you attack all get jobs as lobbiers and hand-write laws that outsource all your jobs to Indiana. Servants of the people you say? Not in the land of purple mountains majesty and fruity plains, because I'll have you know, a Log Cabin Republican President named 'Honest' outlawed slavery with the 18th amendment (which Clinton attempted to overturn with the 21st as I recall.) And another thing. You think gasoline won't go to $200 a barrel if that Hillary Clinton gets elected? She won't, but if - because I'm here to tell you no Saudi King is going to walk down a primerosa path holding hands with her and then what? I'll tell you what. There goes the "Special Relationship." Your minds have been ruined by all those liberal courses you took at college. I doubt you could even understand what those patriotic EPAers even wrote... that they deleted I doubt you could even put two sentences together. Believe me, if they decide it's to their advantage to unredact this alleged information and not be chilled, this administration has backups of everything they've ever done. Do you? Did Clinton?
Looks like when Al Gore "invented the Internet" he left a big security hole for these home-grown terrorist(s) with this Facebook thing. Not only to pray on innocent, young, vertiginous females - Clinton! - but it's the source for yet another scandal - Clinton! Clinton! - and right where our beloved Commander-in-Chief did his Vietnam tourist duty, Georgia. We live in dangerous times where sophomores can once again threaten campus admin - like in Clinton's favorite decade. These sopho-terrorists hate America - the greatest nation ever invented - and want to digitize us back to the olden days, pre-BCS where we never really were sure who was National Champion. Real Americans won't stand for that.
...and plain and simple is the way I like it. Have you noticed more of this terror since Hillary Pelosi and the Democrats usurped control of the Congress from The Fondling Fathers? It's clearly time for the Larry Craig / Mark Foley ticket. Motto: 'A log cabin to protect us all.' Plan: 1) tax cuts for large American campaign contributors 2) Punks with TV-B-Gone summarily sent to Guadalupe and waterboarded. Imagine the greatest nation ever created without TV... That's the terrorist's goal.
If that was true, then why did President George W. Bush promote ethanol then? Got you! Sure, sure... grass makes gas... riiight. I'll bet they didn't inhale any either (like Clinton!) when they came up with this one. I've never heard of this magazine anyhow, Scientific American? As far as I'm concerned, they're neither.