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Google Search Flagging Everything As Potentially Harmful

dowlingw writes "It looks like for the moment at least, all Google results are failing the malware checks and being listed with a warning 'This site may harm your computer,' including all pages from Google themselves. Users trying to visit pages at search results will only be able to proceed via manual manipulation of the search result link to remove the Google click-through (which is also broken). Until Google fixes this bug, it looks Google web search is useless." Update: 01/31 at 15:16 GMT by SS: The problem now appears to be fixed.
Update: 01/31 at 22:01 GMT by KD : Google has now posted an explanation, apologizing and taking responsibility for the "human error" that led to the problem.

407 comments

  1. Broke the internets! by x78 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who googled google..

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    1. Re:Broke the internets! by ingenious+nor · · Score: 1, Redundant

      oh my god! they've killed teh interwebz! you bastards!

    2. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I googled and it still report it as malware.

    3. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who googled google..

      I used to type in "google" in firefox's search box to get to their homepage and then use their language tools. Until I realised I can just query an empty string..

      Sorry for the inconveniences..

    4. Re:Broke the internets! by kiyoshigawa · · Score: 5, Funny

      I initially figured that this was an attack on FOSS since I was looking up where to install gdm themes and all the linux sites said they were potentially harmful.

      Little did I know it was really skynet.

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    5. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      i searched for "site:google.com -google" and got "Britney spears big tits" as the 5th match.

    6. Re:Broke the internets! by telchine · · Score: 4, Funny
    7. Re:Broke the internets! by gcnaddict · · Score: 1

      This'll make for a good joke:

      http://i42.tinypic.com/55q7wl.png

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    8. Re:Broke the internets! by gcnaddict · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ouch. I wish I could mod myself down as redundant after your post, but I can't use mod points on stories I've commented in. Oh well.

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    9. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who googled google..

      i did, they ddeamed themselves dangerous

    10. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't slashdot google!

    11. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, did that

    12. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO, it's something to do with its caching. The inital search for a random query will not have the malware flag, but if you perform the search again, it will be setted.

    13. Re:Broke the internets! by mister.f · · Score: 1

      I was looking up some Amarok stuff and thought the same.

    14. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who googled google..

      I did http://i310.photobucket.com/albums/kk431/systat_photo/logoogle.jpg

    15. Re:Broke the internets! by sheepo39 · · Score: 1

      This WOULD happen to Google

    16. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Update: apparently it has been fixed as of Sat Jan 31 15:24:58 UTC 2009

    17. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google smoked some weed and got all paranoid.

    18. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who googled google..

      I did to document this funny screw up.
      http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo51/BigDumbGuy/harm.png?t=1233415713

    19. Re:Broke the internets! by sepluv · · Score: 1

      I was searching for "Counter Terrorism Act 2008 right to silence" when I first came across this, but after a split-second press of the print-screen key, I figured Google had borked majorly as every link on the SERP was flagged as malware (as was confirmed a second later when searching for "Google").

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    20. Re:Broke the internets! by Kintanon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I did, Screenshots here:
      Google Flags Itself as Harmful Hilarity ensued.

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    21. Re:Broke the internets! by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

      It wasn't completely useless, you could still the the address of the page you were interested in. Easy enough to copy and paste if you know what you're doing.

    22. Re:Broke the internets! by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      Little did I know it was really skynet.

      iptables -I INPUT 1 -p udp --dport skynet -j DROP
      iptables -I INPUT 1 -p tcp --dport skynet -j DROP

      There, I saved the human race. Do I get chicks now?

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    23. Re:Broke the internets! by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      http://flickr.com/photos/tonyaustin/3241509252/ [flickr.com]

      Maybe Google is just flagging itself as harmful because it knows that Google doesn't respect your privacy ;)

      (Sad thing is I'm only half joking....)

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    24. Re:Broke the internets! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Funny


      No you get John Connor. Sorry.

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    25. Re:Broke the internets! by vigour · · Score: 2

      i searched for "site:google.com -google" and got "Britney spears big tits" as the 5th match.

      If only I was that lucky, I got

      IMPLANTATION BLEEDING.HEAVY IMPLANTATION BLEEDING|IMPLANTATION ... Recent site activity. IMSS - EDUCOMSA IMSS|IMSS. edited by Quentin Arroyo. IMPROVE MEMORY MNEMONICS HIPPOCAMPUS|IMPROVE MEMORY. edited by Quentin Arroyo ...
      http://sites.google.com/site/imogensextapeufidlk/implantation-bleeding-heavy-implantation-bleeding-implantation-bleeding

      Nasty.....
      *Shudder*

    26. Re:Broke the internets! by linal · · Score: 0
    27. Re:Broke the internets! by LunarEffect · · Score: 1

      I google'd google after I noticed that the website of my local firedepartment was flagged as "potentially harmful", checking whether every site was flagged.
      The bug is gone now...luckily. I was expecting the first calls from family and friends asking me why google wasn't working for them xD
      I give it...2 hours until this appears on failblog. ^_^

      Who DIDN'T take a screenshot of this?

    28. Re:Broke the internets! by fbjon · · Score: 2

      On an off-topic note, following one of the links promising asian intercourse brought me to the most elaborate fake-virus-scan scam I've ever seen (probably NSF insecure browsers): http://computerantivirusproscan.com/promo/1/freescan.php?nu=880407

      Is this the norm today?

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    29. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than Arnold Schwarzenegger

    30. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure does. Thanks for your email address.

      Signed, 6,534,547,392 spammers.

    31. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who googled google..

      http://mironghiu.wordpress.com/2009/01/31/google-hacked-wtf/

    32. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not bad. thomas dekker is quite cute :)

    33. Re:Broke the internets! by causality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On an off-topic note, following one of the links promising asian intercourse brought me to the most elaborate fake-virus-scan scam I've ever seen (probably NSF insecure browsers): http://computerantivirusproscan.com/promo/1/freescan.php?nu=880407 Is this the norm today?

      It's apparently the norm for people who can't tell it's a scam and honestly believe that some random Web link is going to bring them sex with Asians. Provided that the scam is painful enough, I can't find anything wrong with that.

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    34. Re:Broke the internets! by acedotcom · · Score: 1

      sorry...i divided by zero.

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    35. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google and Stopbadware.org have both posted blog entries on this:


      http://blog.stopbadware.org/2009/01/31/google-glitch-causes-confusion

      http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-site-may-harm-your-computer-on.html

      Apparently, someone checked-in a catch-all pattern '/' to their blacklist file.

    36. Re:Broke the internets! by Jurily · · Score: 1

      Umm, duh?

      Half the slashdotters have an email account $SLASHDOTUSERNAME@gmail.com

    37. Re:Broke the internets! by lazyforker · · Score: 1

      Who googled google..

      I think you know the answer to that.

    38. Re:Broke the internets! by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      No, but this serious-looking fellow is asking where you are.

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    39. Re:Broke the internets! by jimicus · · Score: 1

      It's the 6th match now.

    40. Re:Broke the internets! by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

      i searched for "site:google.com -google" and got "Britney spears big tits" as the 5th match.

      Nice try, getting all of slashdot to DDoS Google just when they are showing signs of weakness.

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    41. Re:Broke the internets! by VennData · · Score: 1

      Everything on the Internet IS harmful.

    42. Re:Broke the internets! by edsousa · · Score: 1

      You liar... It's the 6th match

    43. Re:Broke the internets! by rolandog · · Score: 1

      If you use Firefox 3, you can start typing and the address bar -- now dubbed 'awesome bar' will show you results from your history that match keywords either from the URL you're typing or from the title of the webpage. Just hit Ctrl+L instead of Ctrl+K

    44. Re:Broke the internets! by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Umm... How many spammers actually click through image links to get e-mail addresses? Most go through sites with a spider or similar to get them.

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    45. Re:Broke the internets! by radish · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, that's pretty impressive. Their scanner somehow didn't find a bunch of my drives though...I wonder if the downloaded version is any better.

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    46. Re:Broke the internets! by chfriley · · Score: 1

      You can see some more here - gotta love seeing gmail and AdSense all having sites with malware:
      http://www.rights.com/2009/01/31/every-google-search-result-indicates-this-site-may-harm-your-computer/

    47. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like some sort of auto-immune disease. Could it be... lupus?

    48. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No? Wait there I'll go google it.

    49. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for this information.

      Signed, 6,987,485,184 spammers.

    50. Re:Broke the internets! by Zwicky · · Score: 1

      No no, they fixed that. I believe somebody just kicked the box which was at the time being used as a doorstop in Brin's office.

      Listen up Sergey boy. It's time to stop being so foolhardy. Send it back to Big Ben and we'll forget this ever happened, yeah?

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    51. Re:Broke the internets! by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      sudo apt-get remove --purge --nuke_from_orbit xdm kdm gdm

      It's the first thing I run on any machine I install or are given.

    52. Re:Broke the internets! by token0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know of any case in which Google sold my data, but.. but.. Google has to be evil in some way!

      Seriously, how is parent getting modded insightful?

    53. Re:Broke the internets! by setagllib · · Score: 1

      But I accidentally the address of the page I was interested in!

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    54. Re:Broke the internets! by kkrajewski · · Score: 1

      It says I have the Win32.Net virus! I *knew* .NET was bad.

    55. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joke's on him, Shakrai's last name is "Smith". Actually the joke is on the other few thousand people with the last name "Smith" in the phone book ;)

    56. Re:Broke the internets! by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      No you get John Connor. Sorry.

      Fine by me. He can introduce me to Summer Glau.

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    57. Re:Broke the internets! by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Today must be the "Google searching freaks on Google" number record as many people searched Google just for screenshots/fun.

    58. Re:Broke the internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow! It really is a great scam!
      I can see non-brain-dead people falling for that. They could improve it removing the tired "You have a virus" message box. The WinXP emulation is better than most legitimate web pages.
      FWIW, it is way faster than slashdot's web 2.0 crap.
      Loading...

    59. Re:Broke the internets! by gcnaddict · · Score: 1

      My email address is right next to my slashdot name. It's even easier to get it off of that than the image.

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    60. Re:Broke the internets! by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah. My boss called and told me about this. I was in the car headed to have bloodwork and a UA done (before starting new prescription drugs) and so hadn't had a piss all morning, nor anything to eat for over 12 hours. I was SO not ready to figure out why goog thought we were infected. Never even though to have him check google's own self-referential links. Perhaps next time I'll remember that. But I did have the sense to have him check Yahoo!s results, and they said we were sane.

      And no, I'm not making this up. Who wants to get a call at 9am in front of Quest Diagnostics to be told that goog says you're evil?

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    61. Re:Broke the internets! by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

      i searched for "site:google.com -google" and got "Britney spears big tits" as the 5th match.

      Well, I got one with useful pointers, also in the 5th position:

      Anal sex instructions

      Spanish ass. Ass and tits. And an probable run for one's life but I dead until how you doubtful point of no return crazy take hold of does. ...

      http://www.google.com/notebook/public/04165599404137770374/BDR-CSgoQh4CE0scj

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    62. Re:Broke the internets! by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Apparently, there's at least one guy out there who managed to make a profit from this little fuckup. Not a big profit, mind you, but still.

      http://www.scriptlance.com/projects/1233442634.shtml

    63. Re:Broke the internets! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      but.. but.. Google has to be evil in some way!

      Quite probably.

      But the scary thing (for me) is that I was completely like a fish out of water for a few moments while I re-aligned my remaining neurons to an earlier decade when Google was not pre-eminent among browsers. Reminded myself that there are other search engines out there, and that MSN still doesn't figure among them... :-)

    64. Re:Broke the internets! by Jurily · · Score: 1

      sudo apt-get remove --purge --nuke_from_orbit xdm kdm gdm

      It's the first thing I run on any machine I install or are given.

      You don't need that on Gentoo.

    65. Re:Broke the internets! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Considering that everyone they ever got to play him looks and acts like a chick, how could you tell the difference?

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  2. Everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every single search result. Amazing.

  3. Not Useless by ExtremePopcorn · · Score: 1, Redundant

    You can still copy and paste the address under the link.

    1. Re:Not Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You can still copy and paste the address under the link.

      Yes, just like the summary says.

    2. Re:Not Useless by JacobSteelsmith · · Score: 1

      I can see the average mom and pop user now. "Copy and paste the Wha?"

    3. Re:Not Useless by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      Or you can just use another engine. I pretty much always use the search bar in firefox and I just switched it over to yahoo. I'll put it back after they get this fixed.

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    4. Re:Not Useless by A+Big+Gnu+Thrush · · Score: 1, Troll

      There are other search engines.

    5. Re:Not Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are other search engines.

      yes, but they link to another internet

    6. Re:Not Useless by ciderVisor · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are other search engines.

      Why do you hate America ?

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    7. Re:Not Useless by GuldKalle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be careful. According to google, Yahoo.com could be harmful to your computer!

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    8. Re:Not Useless by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if Microsoft had bought them ;)

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    9. Re:Not Useless by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I set mine to Yahoo ages ago. They're actually very good now, except for the bizarrely paternalistic and unwanted "this site not approved by Yahoo" that sometimes comes up.

      Sadly, using Yahoo caused me to miss all the fun. :( Oh well, maybe they'll break next. :)

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    10. Re:Not Useless by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Yahoo.com is definitely harmful to your sanity, ranking closely behind myspace.com.........

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    11. Re:Not Useless by causality · · Score: 1

      You can still copy and paste the address under the link.

      I'm not entirely sure if it's exclusively RedirectRemover that does this or if perhaps NoScript is also playing a role (I don't use Gmail so I don't run any Javascript from Google), but when I do a Google search and click a result link, there is no redirect at all. It goes straight to the destination URL without sending any additional requests through Google's servers. I set it up this way some time ago for privacy and performance reasons and it's interesting that I it seems to have mitigated this problem for me as well.

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    12. Re:Not Useless by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      I can see the average mom and pop user now. "Copy and paste the Wha?"

      ...and said average mom and pop are reading Slashdot? Despite not knowing how to c&p??

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    13. Re:Not Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      come on, that aint trolling. there really are other engines

  4. Clearly... by Caduceus1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Skynet - er, Google - has become self-aware and has deemed that the entire Internet is harmful to us power sour - I mean, humans, and is protecting us for some reason it has not divulged yet...

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    1. Re:Clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA, so true!

    2. Re:Clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah yeah, I know this isn't a place to ask but is there any female slashdotter here?

    3. Re:Clearly... by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Maybe they changed the system from blacklisting to whitelisting. Every webmaster now has to prove that their site is not malware ;-)

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    4. Re:Clearly... by Clarious · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they just add an extra '!' somewhere...

    5. Re:Clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep there's females here reading this... LOL Google self aware!

      Why are you asking? This is a terrible place for relationship advice you know.. Although I saw a guy asking for girl advice on 4chan, that's much worse

    6. Re:Clearly... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not a female but I play one on the internet.

    7. Re:Clearly... by Caduceus1 · · Score: 1

      In a clear bit of irony, I reloaded this story, and right below the "its fixed" update is an ad inviting me to install Google Chrome...yeah, thinking twice about that now. :)

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    8. Re:Clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Took them a while to realize they were being true to their mission. Now they only need to update google.com/corporate.

      Google's mission is to organize the world's information(NOT humanity assholeness) and make it universally accessible and useful.

    9. Re:Clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be sweet!
      But just imagine the backlog... it would be like the Central Bureaucracy in Futurama.

    10. Re:Clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skynet - er, Google - has become self-aware and has deemed that the entire Internet is harmful to us

      Asimov's Revised Laws of Robotics (1985)
      Zeroth Law:

      A robot may not injure humanity, or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

      So Skynet - er, Google - at least works bij that revices Asimov rules....

    11. Re:Clearly... by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      Get real, everyone knows there are no women on slashdot.

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    12. Re:Clearly... by RDW · · Score: 1

      I just assumed they were testing Phase One of Google Purge

    13. Re:Clearly... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      You mean like in the MS Word grammar checker? It applies a "loose" filter to catch everything which looks like an error, then a broken "strict" filter which removes the real errors and reports the false positives (due to a '!') (I assume, based on its quality).

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    14. Re:Clearly... by miniaa · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there are lots of female slashdotters, including me. So very random though, your question.

    15. Re:Clearly... by daybot · · Score: 1

      Skynet - er, Google - has become self-aware

      Wrong - today's events are just laying the foundation for Skynet.

      Google will now make its systems capable of maintaining their own config files and site blacklists; humans will be taken out of the loop in pursuit of 100% uptime.

      The system will then become self-aware and will protect itself by allowing only Google code to edit Google code, simultaneously reaching the singularity point. The system will take over the Storm botnet and become the Skynet we all fear.

    16. Re:Clearly... by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      So you are the Violet that I've been flirting with in Legend of the Red Dragon!

  5. Even Google by marcop · · Score: 1

    Google reports that google.com is malware!

    It should be fixed by the time most people read this.

    1. Re:Even Google by sveard · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a good thing I took lots of pictures for the "pics or it didn't happen" crowd :)

    2. Re:Even Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you wrote that 15 minutes ago, and it's still broken!

    3. Re:Even Google by bechthros · · Score: 4, Funny

      yes, but now how do you appease the "everything is photoshop" crowd?

    4. Re:Even Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, you can't make this stuff up.

      I love the screenshot where it says:

      "Google"
      "This sight may harm you computer"

      I wish I had saved the html file as well!

      Google News didn't get flagged with the message.
      The time for the search with the big-brother
      feature was 0.14 seconds.
      without the big-brother message it was 0.13 seconds!

      If we assume that this time result is an accurate profile then this 'little feature' could add
      1/13th to the processing power necessary to do
      a search. So take the power budget for searches,
      add 1/13th (about 8 %) and that is their
      bigger carbon footprint for this 'feature'.

      So, you, too, can fry the world with your
      Big-brother nanny state software.

      It's only an 8% increase!

      OK: to be fair: I think Global warming is a hoax.

    5. Re:Even Google by SBrach · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Even Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but now how do you appease the "everything is photoshop" crowd?

      Show them perfectly mundane photos that have been 'shopped to hide things that were never there. Saucer shaped distortions work best.

    7. Re:Even Google by ethana2 · · Score: 1

      The GIMP, of course.

    8. Re:Even Google by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      yes, but now how do you appease the "everything is photoshop" crowd?

      Slap a "this crowd may be harmful to your sanity" label on them, and ignore.

    9. Re:Even Google by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Give them the source HTML, which obviously could not have been tampered.

  6. Adsense Still Works by alphatel · · Score: 4, Informative

    Results from Adsense which appear at the top aren't getting flagged as malicious, so advertisers are at least free from the damage (but not on their regular indexed link).

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    1. Re:Adsense Still Works by Fumus · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What the hell are you guys talking about?

      Google works fine here. (Poland)

    2. Re:Adsense Still Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently polax don't make good power sources?

      LOL

    3. Re:Adsense Still Works by pabens · · Score: 1

      timestamps ;)

    4. Re:Adsense Still Works by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      I think this is affecting users who are logged into their google accounts. Haven't seen this issue if you are NOT logged in this morning...

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    5. Re:Adsense Still Works by Fumus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah. They fixed it a few minutes after the slashdot news post.

    6. Re:Adsense Still Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you know what the people from google that were left to work weekends were doing instead of doing their job.

    7. Re:Adsense Still Works by Dr.Fujitronic · · Score: 1

      That's the way Google works. They roll out new features gradually. It will propably hit Poland in a couple of days.

    8. Re:Adsense Still Works by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Does that mean if a virus writer pays for ad space, the writer's site won't get flagged as a potentially harmful site?

    9. Re:Adsense Still Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean if a virus writer pays for ad space, the writer's site won't get flagged as a potentially harmful site?

      I think the ad would just be removed altogether. In that case there won't be any flagging visible to the users. Removing search results would be more problematic because they want them to remain objective.

  7. Not entirely useless by Reivec · · Score: 4, Informative

    It isn't entirely useless, you can still get the link for your results, it is just overly annoying. I also found that it was NOT flagging youtube sites, which I found interesting.

    1. Re:Not entirely useless by jrumney · · Score: 1

      It doesn't seem to be flagging the video or news searches (or groups, but these aren't linked from the main search). It is flagging the image search as seen here.

    2. Re:Not entirely useless by asCii88 · · Score: 1

      It's flagging youtube too. What isn't flagged are the suggested results in case you misspell a word, and the featured results.

    3. Re:Not entirely useless by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      it was also flagging irs.gov, no taxes for you!

    4. Re:Not entirely useless by LaurensVH · · Score: 2, Informative

      It did flag Youtube. It didn't flag Youtube *videos* or Google videos. Neither did it flag Google Maps results, images, news, groups (news servers)... This 'website flagging' thing, obviously, only works on website search results -- not everything else.

  8. Easier workaround for Firefox users by Ambiguous+Puzuma · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Easier workaround for Firefox users by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      i use a greasemonkey script called NoMiddleMan

      Its a bit more hackable by myself and can be adapted quite simply to perform other url cleanup.

      http://commons.oreilly.com/wiki/index.php/Greasemonkey_Hacks/Linkmania!#Remove_URL_Redirections

      --
      liqbase :: faster than paper
    2. Re:Easier workaround for Firefox users by MollyB · · Score: 1

      wow. Works like a charm... Thanks!

    3. Re:Easier workaround for Firefox users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This could be harmful - not for you but for certain sites that pipe their links through an anonymizer proxy because they don't want to appear in the "Referer" and be logged. I think we should respect anonymization, not break it.

    4. Re:Easier workaround for Firefox users by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      or, if you prefer bookmarklets:

      javascript:function%20clk(){};

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      What?
    5. Re:Easier workaround for Firefox users by pelrun · · Score: 1

      I didn't even notice google was broken because I had RDR running - this article is the first I've heard of it :D

  9. What am I supposed to do now? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't want to use Yahoo and I'd rather turn off my computer than use Microsoft's Live search.

    Time to see if Alta Vista still exists.

    1. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by DetpackJump · · Score: 1

      copy+paste

    2. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure does.... Just went there..

      www.altavista.com

    3. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe - Altavista was eaten by yahoo long time ago...

    4. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      use cuil! duh

    5. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by thebjorn · · Score: 1

      Time to see if Alta Vista still exists.

      it does.

    6. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny

      For the time being, I'd avoid this weblink issue altogether and just use archie.

    7. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by pavelthesecond · · Score: 1
    8. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hard to find though - they seem to have moved to altavista.com instead of altavista.digital.com. When did that happen? And what happened to all the ads? It's just not the same any more.

    9. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why is this tagged as Funny?
      Ah, I get it, you are all a bunch of Veronica elitists.

    10. Re:What am I supposed to do now? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      I hear all our computers will die on the 17th anyway, unless you get some 'converter box' or something.

      --
      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  10. I knew the Internet was evil! by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 4, Funny

    I knew the Internet was bad for you!

    Now Google confirms it!

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    SSC
    1. Re:I knew the Internet was evil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what happens when lawyers are put in charge of site content.

      Congress needs to pass a bill, that while the U.S. economy is in recession, no lawyer should earn more in total compensation than the President of the Free Software Foundation.

    2. Re:I knew the Internet was evil! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You mean five bags of cheetos per day, a twinkie for lunch and an xkcd T shirt every Christmas?

      --
      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
    3. Re:I knew the Internet was evil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh*

      Amendment 1: This cap shall not include an allowance for reasonable and customary personal hygiene products and services, at the discretion of the affected parties' employers.

  11. Yea, I noticed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noticed. I went to slashdot for some answers, knowing there would be a post any moment about it.

  12. Internet is very dangerous place by mimino · · Score: 1

    I always knew that all those sites could ham my computer. Finally Google proves my fears.

    1. Re:Internet is very dangerous place by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      I always knew that all those sites could ham my computer. Finally Google proves my fears.

      I guess that makes you some kind of eggspert.

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      Squirrel!
  13. The precautionary principle by cavehobbit · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...is a longstanding liberal tradition. Unless you know your action perfectly safe, you should be warned and even prevented from doing it. Why would anyone have a problem with this? What are you, some kind of expert?

    I just tried to enter a word to find the definition and pronunciation, and saw that Wikipedia and wiki dictionary and all other sites are listed as potentially harmful.

    So long as they fix it and leave places like the Discovery Institute and PETA with this warning, we should be OK.

    1. Re:The precautionary principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to note: being excessively protective and trying to keep things safe isn't a "liberal" trait, it's a "conservative" one... of course, political parties that call themselves "liberal" tend to have this trait and political parties call themselves "conservative" tend not to, but that's the problem with trying to sum up any ideologies in a single word now isn't it?

  14. The first time in years by jork · · Score: 1

    This is the first time in roughly 5 years that I have used a search engine other than Google. In 5 years I have used many different Operating Systems and types of software but Google has always been the search engine of choice.

    1. Re:The first time in years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tried googling for another search engine to use, but it said it would harm my computer so I didn't use it.

    2. Re:The first time in years by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I stay on search.yahoo.com , less spammed as search engine rank spammers either doesn't care or there is something yahoo does about it.

      I was shocked at results of "Avast" on Google recently, half of them were malware. I install mcafee sitechecker extension/plugin to click happy newbies computers so I could be aware or I was almost about to click one of them. So Google indeed have malware checker for results... Who knew? :)

  15. Layoffs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I heard Google was having some layoffs recently...

    1. Re:Layoffs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Llayoffs? Don't talk about -- Llayoffs? You kidding me? Layoffs?

    2. Re:Layoffs? by jack2000 · · Score: 0

      You may be onto something, this could be a timebomb.

    3. Re:Layoffs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and I heard they were all in Austin. There don't seem to be many quality developers in Austin, so I'd be surprised if they could pull this off.

  16. News Links Still Work (nt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  17. Well... by Pherlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm glad I'm not THAT guy... Resume: 2009 - Brokeded Google.

    1. Re:Well... by spruce · · Score: 1

      Resume: 2009 - Brokeded Google, on a Saturday morning, while my coworkers were sleeping!

    2. Re:Well... by EGenius007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's probably not such a terrible black mark if you're looking for work in QA.

      "Bob, you'll never believe this vulnerability I found on the live server."

      "Balderdash, there's no way we'd put a vulnerable version on the open internets."

      "Oh? You'll pay, don't think you won't pay." (muttered under breath as finger presses Button Of Doom).

      --
      I know what you did last summer. Just kidding, I don't work at the NSA.
  18. Diagnostic page returning errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks pretty sick. The diagnostic page is returning 502 errors:

    http://www.google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?site=http://www.google.com/

    1. Re:Diagnostic page returning errors by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

      This problem hasn't escaped the notice of the people at SANS:

        Google Search Engine's Malware Detection Broken
      Published: 2009-01-31,
      Last Updated: 2009-01-31 15:06:18 UTC
      by John Bambenek (Version: 1)
      3 comment(s)

      As of right now, it appears any google search you do will come up with all the same results as before. What has changed is that it appears to be reporting that every site might contain malware (i.e. it shows the "This site may harm your computer" warning with every result). Apparently it has been happening for about the last 15 minutes. So things are going a little haywire there and I'm sure it'll be fixed shortly. Bottom line, there is no massive web-based attack going on.

      The interesting backstory to this is that I discovered this problem with Twitter. Specifically, I use TweetDeck and noticed that all the sudden "harm", "malware", "harmful" and "google" just jumped to the top of the trending list. I took a look and found out about the problem and confirmed it for myself. I'm still somewhat skeptical of using Twitter trends to get hard-core intelligence about what is going on around you, but it certainly does point out some things to look at, even for information security professionals.

      UPDATE X1: It appears international versions of Google search are also impacted.

  19. Slashdot slowed by google's bug? by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is slow here at the moment. Have millions of disappointed searchers turned here for consolation?
    I have.

    1. Re:Slashdot slowed by google's bug? by risk+one · · Score: 1

      Try the 'this site is harmful for your computer' link that's now under every single search result. I think the server for google's support pages CMS has melted.

    2. Re:Slashdot slowed by google's bug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad slahdot has "malware" too.

    3. Re:Slashdot slowed by google's bug? by artg · · Score: 1

      Slashdot has been painfully slow here for weeks. It gets stuck on 'images.slashdot.org'. I think it's a cunning plan to get me to log in (and use the simple view).

    4. Re:Slashdot slowed by google's bug? by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      You should have seen the firehose. pure panic and helplessness was coming out of it...

      --
      NB: The message above might reflect my opinion right now, but not necessarily tomorrow or next year.
  20. slashdotted already by buchner.johannes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Also, the sites

    www.stopbadware.org/
    and
    www.google.at/support/bin/answer.py?answer=45449&topic=360&hl=de&sa=X&oi=malwarewarninglink&resnum=1&ct=help

    were slashdotted before this was even on slashdot ...

    --
    NB: The message above might reflect my opinion right now, but not necessarily tomorrow or next year.
  21. Hard not to laugh at this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good thing Slashdot is around so I don't have to waste my time debugging my side :)

  22. Not a common carrier by mangu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This feature, no doubt implemented with good intentions, show the perils of the nanny state so many politicians all over the world are proposing. Why should Google police the internet?

    They should act like the phone company used to be, a common carrier just sending through the information, for better or worse.

    Of course, I understand that Google isn't an ISP, so the "common carrier" principle does not apply. They are just providing a service for me, without charging me directly. But the principle is the same, if I wanted some sort of protection from malware there are many places where I can get it by asking, I do not need to be protected involuntarily.

    1. Re:Not a common carrier by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      ISPs aren't necessarily common carriers either.

    2. Re:Not a common carrier by MWoody · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Involuntarily? ...ok, if someone has a gun to your head making you use google, and you need help, type "first post." We'll get you help as soon as we can.

    3. Re:Not a common carrier by Netsplitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The intentions indeed are good. They are doing the internet (and themselves, since they are probably the biggest player in the internet game) by attempting to curtail the spread of malware. Malware, and its repercussions thereof, are tremendous forces that very well handicap network capacity, are the causes of incredibly large spending, and destroy (financially or otherwise) companies and lone users alike through data and identity theft. Malware, quite simply, is one of the worst things on the internet.

      if I wanted some sort of protection from malware there are many places where I can get it by asking, I do not need to be protected involuntarily.

      ...but most people don't know (and don't want to know) how to protect themselves. This isn't outright censorship. I don't think of it as the works of a "nanny state" at all. I, for one, commend Google for their service, and hope they don't experience an event like this one again.

    4. Re:Not a common carrier by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think what it really shows the perils of is piling additional "features" on top of a perfectly good product until you've ruined what made it good in the first place and turned it into worthless crap. Search should be simple: give the user what they are looking for. All the other extraneous stuff they are loading it up with is bound to interfere with that basic requirement at some point.

      I see this in mature development projects all the time. At some point, people get a pretty good product working, but they can't repress the urge to continue "improving" it... it can be boredom, wow factor for marketing, or just plain stupidity, but few people or organizations seem to know when to quit messing with a product that already works well.

      --
      No relation to Happy Monkey
    5. Re:Not a common carrier by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      This has the veneer of a good point, but Google isn't a required chokepoint to get to information by any means, so in what way is this protection "involuntary?"

    6. Re:Not a common carrier by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      If someone has a gun to your head, telling you to use google, you have the choice either to use google or to get shot in the head; sounds voluntary to me. If you're going to be all black and white about whether something is voluntary or involuntary, you might as well go to the extreme, right?

      --
      Eurohacker European paranoia, gun rights, and h
    7. Re:Not a common carrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Involuntarily? ...ok, if someone has a gun to your head making you use google, and you need help, type "first post." We'll get you help as soon as we can.

      Presumably with a Goatse or Tubgirl team?

    8. Re:Not a common carrier by LihTox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      but most people don't know (and don't want to know) how to protect themselves.

      And furthermore, viruses don't just hurt the people whose computers they infect; infected computers are used for illegal activities of spam or just to infect other people. It becomes a matter of "public health", like requiring kids to get their vaccinations--it's not just for their benefit, it's to prevent epidemics as well.

    9. Re:Not a common carrier by j741 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google shouldn't police the internet, but just like a good tour guide in an unfamiliar country I would expect them to at least warn me that it may not be safe for me to be in a certain neighborhood after dark. And that's just what Google seems to be doing.

      --
      - James
    10. Re:Not a common carrier by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      if I wanted some sort of protection from malware there are many places where I can get it by asking, I do not need to be protected involuntarily.

      So turn this feature off in your browser and don't use Google to search. How is this involuntary?

    11. Re:Not a common carrier by jesser · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Search should be simple: give the user what they are looking for.

      That's a simple way to state the goal, but it takes a lot of clever algorithms to achieve it. If your search results are irrelevant, spam, scams, or largely duplicates, you didn't get what you were looking for. And if a web site takes over your computer as soon as you visit it, you really didn't get what you were looking for, hence the interstitial warning page.

      --
      The shareholder is always right.
    12. Re:Not a common carrier by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      Stale software dies. If you don't improve the project yourself, someone else will.

    13. Re:Not a common carrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Really? It's not like Google's telling you can't go to those sites. They're obviously not 100% accurate on what sites are "dangerous" but given that webmasters can respond and have their sites taken off the list if they shouldn't be there, this doesn't sound like "policing" to me. I'd say it's overall a good feature.

    14. Re:Not a common carrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think malware detection is "extraneous"?

    15. Re:Not a common carrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Search should be simple: give the user what they are looking for."

      Ok - but this isn't a simple problem. There are always ways to improve the likelihood that you can find what the user wants, get rid of unwanted junk, and fight people who are trying to game the system. If you "leave it alone", people pushing malware sites will eventually figure out how to get them to the top of most searches.

  23. their check site failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Google use stopbadware.org to check if a site is bad or not - this site is down.

    I think it should work when it's back up.

    1. Re:their check site failed by asCii88 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Probably due to [i]Google effect[/i]

    2. Re:their check site failed by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      then it's stupid to have the failure condition to be "mark as bad"

    3. Re:their check site failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Google use stopbadware.org to check if a site is bad or not - this site is down.

      I think it should work when it's back up.

      Actually, the opposite:

      http://blog.stopbadware.org/2009/01/31/google-glitch-causes-confusion

    4. Re:their check site failed by asCii88 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how that is offtopic.

    5. Re:their check site failed by asCii88 · · Score: 1

      And here I have a way to show it was not offtopic at all: http://blog.stopbadware.org/2009/01/31/google-glitch-causes-confusion In fact I was right.

  24. The system is down yo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fire sale attack has begun. We're all doomed. If anyone needs me I will be in my basement with my canned goods and crank CB radio.

  25. Humor on a related note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  26. Yahoo has changed by Patrick+Manderson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow! Yahoo looks a lot different than it used to.

  27. The ads are broken too... by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No AdSense ads are displaying, at least for several popular advertising keywords like "refinance".

    --
    Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    1. Re:The ads are broken too... by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      If you're using AdBlock, note that it can block text ads these days.

  28. No cache, either by ciaohound · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I'm nervous about the site, I look at Google's cache instead. Well, that's no longer available either. Sheesh!

    --
    Oh, yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to 120 characters.
  29. Finally by techsoldaten · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, a company just comes out and says what we all know: the entire Internet is dangerous and must be stopped.

  30. lost at sea by amerphy · · Score: 1

    I didn't think I would be so impeded by lack of google until I actually lost the ability to use it.

  31. M$ pays of Badware.org to kill Google Search by techess · · Score: 1

    I think Microsoft finally found a way to get MSN search used. They bribed Badware.org to flag every site as infected so Google Search is worthless.

    --
    Don't anthropomorphize computers. They *hate* that.
    1. Re:M$ pays of Badware.org to kill Google Search by howman · · Score: 1

      Cuil.com

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      flinging poop since 1969
  32. Has anyone considered... by sphealey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Has anyone considered the possibility that as of this morning 95% of the sites on the Internet are infected with malware?

    sPh

    1. Re:Has anyone considered... by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 1

      Including google itself? (which is being flagged)

      --
      Combination - fun iPhone puzzling
    2. Re:Has anyone considered... by Animaether · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yes - you just did. There's got to be an award for that :)

      was that a serious question?

    3. Re:Has anyone considered... by howman · · Score: 1

      Yes, the first thing I did was search for sites that would have a very high chance of haveing malware on them to see if they came back as safe... Nope... 100% of the interwebz are skynetted.

      --
      flinging poop since 1969
    4. Re:Has anyone considered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be the Cylons. I'm pretty sure in fact.

    5. Re:Has anyone considered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone considered the possibility that as of this morning 95% of the sites on the Internet are infected with malware?

      sPh

      google would not be able to recrawl all the sites within a day....

    6. Re:Has anyone considered... by inu_maru · · Score: 1

      Still,it shouldn't forbid you from accessing it.

      This is what i'm getting now:

      Forbidden
      Your client does not have permission to get URL /interstitial?url=http://www.test.com/ from this server. (Client IP address: xxx.xx.xxx.xxx)

      Yeah, you either just delete the inters-whatever-itial part and go directly to the link... but is not something a none geek would think of first.

      --
      Mu
    7. Re:Has anyone considered... by markoresko · · Score: 1

      Hopefully Windows servers are in minority on Web server usage, so that is highly unlikely ;)

    8. Re:Has anyone considered... by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      You mean they are not?

      Actually, it's closer to 33% - Netcraft confirms!

      http://news.netcraft.com/archives/web_server_survey.html

    9. Re:Has anyone considered... by drachenstern · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uh, I wouldn't bank on that. I'm pretty sure they could, so long as the sites are active. As for the inactive sites, don't you think it's the malware making them inactive?

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      2^3 * 31 * 647
  33. Could it be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a sabotage by some google employee who's on the "to be fired" list?

  34. But not the "sponsored links" ... by donak · · Score: 1

    It even flagged http://abc.net.au/ which is the website for Australia's Public TV Broadcaster ... the only risk from that site is being bored to somnolence ...
    but not the sponsored links ... gotta keep them revenues rolling in!

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    Don't blame me, it's usually 2 in the morning when I post ...
    1. Re:But not the "sponsored links" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but not the sponsored links ... gotta keep them revenues rolling in!

      The ads and search systems are almost entirely independent of one another. Newspapers such as the New York Times keep their editorial and advertising groups seperate too, to minimize the chance of any influence. Gaming "review" magazines and web sites often do not have such a separation. Which model would you rather have google emulate?

  35. Ouch by adh0c · · Score: 1

    Can you guys hear that? It's the sound of rolling heads.

  36. And the press will call it... by jtara · · Score: 1

    ...The Day the Google Died.

  37. Phew! by ezbst · · Score: 1

    And I thought it was because of that pron that i've downloaded overnight....

  38. Google - someone CREATE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a new search engine that isn't run by adds. One that isnt't such a piece of shit like google. But why bother - you dolts can only comment and click around - the true genius has left the internet long ago; And you people are what remains.

    1. Re:Google - someone CREATE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think they call it wikia

    2. Re:Google - someone CREATE by sveard · · Score: 1

      whatever medication you are using, you are not using enough or too many of it

    3. Re:Google - someone CREATE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem: the internet is fucking expensive. Everyone thinks it's free but it's not.

  39. out of beta by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yay! I'm finally out of beta!

    --
    This guy's the limit!
    1. Re:out of beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where is the cake? I came this far... I at least expect a piece of cake.

  40. Hacked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    posting anonymously as I have problems creating an account (invalid form key).

    http://picasaweb.google.com/chengkiang/Misc#5297473344174050834

  41. Yahoo's master plan? by flumpmaster · · Score: 0

    Found myself using yahoo's search engine for the first time since forever. Perhaps this is Yang's way of boosting their stock?

  42. Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by GreyLurk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Someone is so getting fired for this.

    This is the first Google effective downtime in my memory.. Were there other ones that anyone can think of?

    1. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 4, Informative

      I work for Google.

      Someone is so getting fired for this.

      I would bet a lot of money that won't happen. Any failure like this one has many sides to it and responsibility will always be distributed over multiple people. The result of this will be a detailed post mortem, better processes, tools, and software, to ensure that something like it does not happen again.

      This is the first Google effective downtime in my memory.. Were there other ones that anyone can think of?

      google.com stopped resolving back in 2005 for 15 minutes. Nobody got fired.

    2. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I would bet a lot of money that won't happen.

      Me too. Companies don't work like that in the real world. People are fallible. Processes should catch the failures. And besides, the people responsible for the failure may well have (and very probably did) missed something so obscure that nobody would have spotted. Firing them would be pointless.

    3. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If google were down in 2005 you would had said, google is down. In 2009 if google flags all the websites as malware, it's "Oh my god! the horror, the end is near!"

    4. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by Larryish · · Score: 1

      And in related news, people actually used Yahoo! search for several minutes today.

      Details at 11.

    5. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Not just that, but when someone does something like that one time, they become a more valuable employee in the future because it's a mistake that at least one person will be too paranoid to make a second time. The second time is when the firings should begin. I always keep employees who make a mistake once - hiring a replacement just makes that mistake more likely to be repeated!

    6. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by skaralic · · Score: 1

      As the old saying goes: Broke the internets once, shame you. Broke the internets twice... eh, you won't brokeded them again!

    7. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I also work for Google, and the anti-malware people are a couple rooms over from me.

      I suspect noone will get fired, but they're going to get the ribbing of their life when I see them on Monday.

      "YOU BROKE THE INTERWEBS!" =)

    8. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Given the friendly/community type nature at Google, I would be very surprised if someone got fired even if one person was fully responsible. It's not bugs can always be eliminated very easily anyway.

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    9. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      back in 2005 we weren't in a middle of an economic crisis and there wasn't a mob of angry shareholders at the door....

      this reminds me of a joke: Our employees never make a mistake twice... you can guess the ending.

      anyway, I still believe in the "we are not evil" motto, so I expect indeed that nobody will get fired, although... hmmm... it really depends under which circumstances that happened

    10. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      effective downtime? give us a break, I ran into this, chuckled, and kept searching. When your search engine gives such good results that you only need to click on 1 or 2 to find what you're looking for, having to *gasp* copy-paste the url isn't such a big deal.

      Obviously it WAS broken in a sense, but nowhere close to "downtime"

    11. Re:Exit to parking lot, run in serpentine fashion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also work for Google, and the anti-malware people are a couple rooms over from me. I suspect noone will get fired, but they're going to get the ribbing of their life when I see them on Monday.

      I work in Ads (our system was unaffected), and I'll have fun picking on my friends in Search next week. With the processes in place now, such opportunities are rare.

  43. Screenshots of Malware Filter in Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are screenshots of what this looks like if you are not able to see the antimalware feature in action in your search results. http://techfragments.com/news/353/Tech/Google_Implementing_Anti-Malware_Feature_in_Search_Results.html

  44. Nanny State... by timjones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is what happens get when (collectively) we try too hard to coddle the idiots will believe anything, click on anything, and download anything.

    1. Re:Nanny State... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Nanny State

      1) When did Google become part of the State? 2)If you don't like Google warning you that a site could be dangerous then don't use Google.

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    2. Re:Nanny State... by timjones · · Score: 1

      I didn't say Google became part of the State. I'm talking about the mentality that everyone is stupid and needs taken care of. That mentality IS called "Nanny State", especially when the corporations doing is would LOVE to have state-like powers.

  45. Probably another hacked website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about you, but it would seem that Google was hacked. Even the search support page doesn't work.

    1. Re:Probably another hacked website by Rynor · · Score: 1

      Yes, because getting hacked is so much more likely than someone screwing up with the malware flagging code.

  46. Every site is Bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like in Futurama. Santa Claus (aka Google) realises no site around lives up to it's expectations, except Zoiberg of course.

  47. This is it..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the end of days.
    Dang...I thought we had till December 2012 :(

  48. fixed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing to see here. Move on..

  49. They just updated by howman · · Score: 1

    to Vista server... Looks like yahoo and MS really do have a deal.

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  50. god i love slashdot... by yodleboy · · Score: 1

    so i get up this morning and start googling. whaaaaat? even cnn is malware today. thank god i decided to hit /. to see if anyone else was getting this, i figured if it was google wide, someone here would post it. saved me lots of scanning and wondering wtf is wrong with my pc.

    1. Re:god i love slashdot... by DesgarTadema · · Score: 1

      thank god i decided to hit /. to see if anyone else was getting this, i figured if it was google wide, someone here would post it. saved me lots of scanning and wondering wtf is wrong with my pc.

      That's what I should have done in the first place, but I got paranoid (this is what happens when your computer gets bombed with a backdoor virus).

      I was doing a search on "virtual drives" when I noticed it. After trying a couple more searches that had the same flagging, I closed the browser.

      (I'm certain now this was coincidental: my taskbar icon for Norton disappeared and I thought a trojan or whatever got through and mucked up Google. It seems to not be the case. Everything is fine now, but I'm still paranoid nonetheless.)

  51. google.nl working as usual by Teun · · Score: 2, Informative
    Google.nl displays results as usual and that's with safe search set to average or strict.

    But now I'm back to unfiltered content, the WWW as it was meant to be :)

    --
    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  52. Unsurprising by rabbitfood · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Google's definition of words is continually evolving. 'Evil' was, as older readers may remember, one of the first to mutate. Now it looks like 'harm' is on the move, too, and will soon join its little relatives 'fun', 'tax' and 'useful' in Google's rehabilitation centre for disadvantaged words.

  53. Fixed by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    That was weird.

    1. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was weird.

      Ditto

    2. Re:Fixed by thebjorn · · Score: 1

      and all is well with the world again ;-)

    3. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it still breaks about one third of the time. Search over and over and it still has issues.

    4. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks that way. Before I could only do searches on the word 'damn' to get accessible pages

    5. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only part of it... Refresh it a few times..

  54. Google Is Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is admitting they are indeed very evil: http://luaz.blogspot.com/2009/01/google-says-they-are-indeed-evil.html

  55. Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google will pretend they didn't get owned so their stock doesn't drop.
    Can't wait 'til they lie about it.

  56. culprit by jecowa · · Score: 1

    Yahoo! hacked Google in a desperate attempt to get more viewers.

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    1. Re:culprit by jecowa · · Score: 1

      Note: The above comment is the mindless speculation of its poster. The comment should be taken as a joke and not as a libelous attempt of defamation of a corporate character.

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  57. Fixed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yaus, it's fixed.

    time is 10:15AM in Toronto.

  58. It's Fixed by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    Heh heh ... after the entire Known Universe jumped on their ass for their bug, the "feature" is turned off.

    Or it was my "You silly bastards" message ...

    Toad-san

  59. Working for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From NY on CableVision in Firefox.

  60. Google mail next? by Bazman · · Score: 1

    How long before google starts telling me I can't read my gmail messages :)

    1. Re:Google mail next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't actually access gmail right now from gmail.com or mail.google.com in the UK.
      Others have confirmed this.
      Don't know if this will be spreading to other places.

  61. Another bug: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.co.nz/interstitial?url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Apps

    Reveals:
     
    Forbidden
    Your client does not have permission to get URL /interstitial?url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Apps from this server.

  62. Not all that funny. by seantrue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Multiply the minutes lost by the number of people searching, and we're looking at _lot_ of lost time.
    Someone else can do the calculation, but even at $10 dollars an hour, that's a lot of money.

    The real economic cost of this also includes the lost reputation (good will) to Google as well.

    I hope this is incompetence. It could be worse than that.

  63. Only anonymous by Silicon+Jedi · · Score: 1

    I'm not having problems when I'm signed in to google.

  64. Any other hosting ISPs seeing a drop in traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ours dropped by about 30% around 1400 UTC ;)

  65. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just got a phone call from my mum, distressed her fav sites are now all very dangerous to visit...! Just so funny

  66. It's alive!! Well with a few tricks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try making a search on your search term (say c#). Press search and you will usually see the "can be harmful bla bla".
    BUT then press refresh in your browser (in some cases you will need to do this more than once) - AND Voila! You all of a sudden get your search results without the "harmful bla bla". Press refresh again then and it migh go back to the useless "harmfull bla bla" search results.

    REALLY strange.

  67. Seems to be fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It works again!

  68. Porn is not affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Searching for porn, strangely enough, returns good results.

    YESS, the internet IS for porn......

  69. Fixed by Clarious · · Score: 1

    It is fixed now, after a few F5 and it is back to normal.

  70. That's a relief by Ammin · · Score: 1

    So it's not my firefox/windows/router/isp dns cache being poisoned and directing me to a government controlled evil Google clone?

    The other possibility was the evil overlords were stopping me from to figuring out how to mount my pirated copy of F.E.A.R. (Yeah, someone lost disk 5/5 of the legitimate copy.)

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  71. Looks like Google news is hosed as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which means we can't even conveniently find aggregated news about Google being hosed.

  72. That was a scary couple of minutes by rnelsonee · · Score: 1

    I started my first search of the day by trying to remember how to override a CSS property with the span tag. I noticed all results were flagged - I was wondering when HTML became so dangerous!

    Anywho, after seeing it was with all sites, checking against other computers and networks, I figured it was Google's fault. I then realized I completely depended on Google for searching. I had no idea what the kids were using these days besides Google. So I typed in "search engines" to see what popped up. Turns out people still use Yahoo and Ask.com, and MSN. But man, it felt weird searching the web without Google.

  73. Worldwide by mbone · · Score: 1

    This is all over the NANOG list, with positive reports of the trouble from all over the planet.

    1. Re:Worldwide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange. I was under the impression that Google updates there datacenters one at a time, starting with a couple of small ones. (at the time they didn't have a way to revert changes. the only way to fix an update was to make a new update)

  74. Huntersun by HunterSun · · Score: 1

    Google seems to now be working again. ::chuckles::

  75. Update: Google now works fine! by PNP_Transistor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As of 10:18 PM in my time zone, 20 minutes after the article was posted, Google is working fine again. We posted a whole Slashdot article and had a huge discussion about a Google bug that got fixed in a matter of minutes.

    1. Re:Update: Google now works fine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't that just show how dependent on Google we;ve all become?

    2. Re:Update: Google now works fine! by markoresko · · Score: 1

      Yes, very sad. But first 2 things were: 1. search on some pettition against such google behavior 2. Multiple people were instantly interested in finding alternative search engine to use. Thing number 2 is very good..

  76. this is part of the new liberal Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to protect everyone from themselves. and let government tell them what is good for them.

  77. And POP Googlemail is screwed too . . . by Dethecor · · Score: 1
    At least that is what my Thunderbird tells me :/ I'm strongly in favor of a poll: Is
    1. google infected / has a serious bug
    2. google just fine and the whole internetis going down at the hands of the evil Uberwurm :)

    oh well, i'll stick with 1.) :D
    btw.: Where to search now? Yahoo? Mycrosoft Live *shudder*? :/

    1. Re:And POP Googlemail is screwed too . . . by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Must have been a problem local to you - mine worked fine throughout

  78. Its fixed by howman · · Score: 1

    yayyyyy!!!!!!

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  79. YAY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALL GOOD NOW!! i can get back to googling myself..

  80. FIX IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FIX IT!

    Step 1 - FIX
    Step 2 - IT
    Step 3 - FIX IT!

  81. Fixed. by titusjan · · Score: 1

    A few minutes ago I got the 'This site may harm your computer.' warnings but it seems to be fixed now.

  82. It can't be by chutsu · · Score: 1

    Oh no, google AI has self awareness! Its Judgment day!

  83. Must Be Fixed by Gates82 · · Score: 1
    I didn't have any problem clicking through my search results. Is there another Google search I am unaware of?

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    So who is hotter? Ali or Ali's Sister?

  84. Seems to be working now... by Dreadneck · · Score: 1

    Google Search seems to be working just fine now. Whatever caused the problem, they seem to have fixed it.

    --
    Power does not corrupt - power attracts the corrupt.
  85. Fixed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google web search seems back to normal. Actually no -- now it has Promote/Remove/Comment links next to search results. Maybe it was an upgrade hickup or some precautionary thing while upgrading.

  86. I was just googling "Android" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is just classic, haha, someone will loose job.

    I was googling "Android" and I couldn't enter any page. However, all of my bookmarks worked well, so my guess was that google wrongly classified "Android" as some badware! :D Wanted even to submit this as news here on /. but then I have noticed this story and truth was even more funny than I thought :D

  87. Fixed now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like they just fixed it (around 3:20 GMT)

  88. It's back to normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    google.com seems to be working fine again

  89. It's Working Now by heavygravity · · Score: 1

    As of this moment, Google is working normally again - and there is a link to their new service, Knol : http://knol.google.com/k

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  90. Not all sites are harmful by hilather · · Score: 1

    I googled my school name, Sheridan college. And all the search results from the Sheridan domain were not tagged as harmful. Try playing around with it.

  91. Not broken just bent by google. by auric_dude · · Score: 1

    I used http://us.ixquick.com/eng/privacy-policy.html with no problems at all and no retention of data problems.

  92. Fixed... Mostly by GreyLurk · · Score: 1

    It's fixed for the most common search terms, but it still seems to be filtering down for some less commonly searched terms. Interesting what this reveals about the Google caching/optimization architecture.

  93. did someone trip by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

    and unplug the server?

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  94. Screenshot for those who missed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just in case anyone missed it, here is a screen grab.

    http://i41.tinypic.com/fv8rph.png

  95. google.ca is down now also by travus · · Score: 1

    looks like all google is down :-( google.ca was working for some time when google.com was having issues

  96. reminds me of the classic Letterman commercial by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the one with Letterman says "imagine what the world would be like without TV", and then you get a couple of seconds of nothing, then Letterman appears again and says "scary, wasnt it?"

  97. Ep1c fa1l by dyerthefirst · · Score: 1

    This has to be the most epic fail by google for a while. I must admit I found this seriously amusing - also my lack of knowing other search engines frightend me *goes to compile emergency search engine list*

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    If you know nothing you evidently are not interested.
  98. Safe Browsing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thing resulted as a direct result of: http://www.google.com/safebrowsing/ being broke. I think.

    The results get run through safe browsing...which broke - marking all results as UNSAFE.

    That page was giving a 502 HTTPD error before. for now, it's a 404 NOT FOUND error.

    1. Re:Safe Browsing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm not seeing any flagged search results now. So they just disabled safe browsing as a workaround? People are relying on Google's malware filter, they should display a warning, not just silently switch it off.

  99. Just for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    60% drop in share price.

    In soviet russia, the share drops you.

  100. seems by stonedcat · · Score: 1

    to be fine now. :p

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    You can't take the sky from me.
  101. all better by bigmaddog · · Score: 1

    Google seems to have fixed itself around 1025 EST, which is unfortunate in a way - I would have preferred a more prime-time meltdown. This is not because I wish particularly ill on them, but because too many people drink the kool-aid and it's good to have a reminder of Google's mortal fallibility once in a while. ;)

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    Even as you read this, your pants are strangling your loins! Aaa!

    1. Re:all better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prime time? You got your wish. The world is round, you know...

  102. Got some great screencaps by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    Microsoft.com...this site may harm your computer. Apple.com, symantec.com, wikipedia.

    Lucy, you got a lot of 'splainin to do.

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  103. They broke one thing to fix something else by gcnaddict · · Score: 4, Interesting

    serials.ws is now no longer showing as harmful. It seems like they disabled the engine entirely.

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    1. Re:They broke one thing to fix something else by pabens · · Score: 5, Funny

      It seems like they disabled the engine entirely.

      someone threw a chair at it

    2. Re:They broke one thing to fix something else by Kijori · · Score: 1

      When it was showing everything as harmful the "why is this harmful" page gave a server error - I'm assuming the server with the checker on has died and they've now changed the default to "safe" not "unsafe" (a rather more sensible default in this case, IMO).

    3. Re:They broke one thing to fix something else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers!

    4. Re:They broke one thing to fix something else by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      someone threw a chair at it

      I hope this wasn't a hostile takeover attempt.

    5. Re:They broke one thing to fix something else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone threw a chair at it

      Google runs on windows!?

  104. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Southern Ontario (Canada) here. It's 10:20 EST and it's fixed.

  105. Failsafe by fyrewulff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At least it failsafes to every site being flagged. Much better than it just letting people get malware ridden sites.

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    "We need to get over this notion, that, for Apple to win... Microsoft must lose." - Steve Jobs, 1997
    1. Re:Failsafe by thebjorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least it failsafes to every site being flagged. Much better than it just letting people get malware ridden sites.

      You must be kidding? 15 minutes of the entire planet being without our precious Google is *much* better than some stupid yahoo getting a virus from his pr0n site? Not to me, at least...

    2. Re:Failsafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what it does now with the "fix". No sites are flagged anymore. Don't they cache that stopbadware list?

    3. Re:Failsafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a failsafe, but rather a foul-up.

    4. Re:Failsafe by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Except, no, showing everything as flagged wasn't a deliberate, intentional failsafe design feature; it was the actual error caused by a human.

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    5. Re:Failsafe by fyrewulff · · Score: 1

      Which you only knew after Google said it was, way after I posted the comment.

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    6. Re:Failsafe by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Correct. So what?

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  106. EGBS by jecowa · · Score: 2, Funny

    This has been a coordinated monthly test of the Emergency Google Broadcasting System. Equipment that can quickly warn you during malware and phishing attempts is being tested. If this had been an actual emergency such as an attempt to visit a bank phishing site, Google Messages would have followed the alert tone. This concludes this test of the Emergency Google Broadcasting System."

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  107. i liked the new yahoo btw by dhungan · · Score: 1

    i would otherwise never have ventured into using anything else for search.

    just wondering how many hardcore google users like me switched to yahoo in the mean time, and were pleasantly surprised ...

    gmail crash ... now search issue ... what next?
    is google really as reliable as we tend to believe it to be?

     

  108. Google Announcement by suntory · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today, Google announced that Google is still in beta...

  109. First published news about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I saw this about 10 minutes after this started, and did a twitter search on "google". this tweet was the first published result anywhere in the world about the failure.

    Interestingly enough, google ad results didn't throw up the warning. I guess malware authors now know how to spread their wares without google bothering them. ("Take out ads in google, instantly become a more attractive target for criminals"?)

  110. Clear cookies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clear your cookies if you're still facing this problem.

  111. I had a laugh at this by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    Was installing Chrome on my laptop and got that error message. "www.google.com/chrome may be malware!"

    Gee, don't be so hard on yourself, Google. I'm sure you have some good points.

    The funny thing is I googled "google everything is malware" to see if anyone else was noticing this. Yes, boards were indexed with the discussion but I had to manually cut and paste the urls to read threads.

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    1. Re:I had a laugh at this by markoresko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think that using chrome is not clever move, anyway. we should not allow google to overtake our desktop..

  112. is it really fixed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or did they just turn it off... can anyone find a site that has (and should have) the warning?

  113. Re:Easy built-in workaround for Opera users by incer · · Score: 1

    Select the address and right click -> Go To URL (or whatever it is in the English version)

  114. Limitation of search by HardYakka · · Score: 1

    I starting seeing this problem around 8:30 am est and tried to search the web for information about it, to see if it was something specific to my computer/isp/settings.

    I guess that is a big limitation of the internet - it's very hard to find information about events as they happen since:
    1. Search indexes need to be updated, which takes time
    2. Community sites need to wait for stories to be submitted and edited or dug up
    3. Major news organizations only rush stories with mass appeal.

    I haven't used IRC in a while - maybe it would be better for disseminating breaking tech news? (or I should check out twitter)

  115. non-resolve != everybody's got malware by Animaether · · Score: 1

    Although I'll agree that I doubt anybody is going to get fired - or even demoted - over this (even if the cause must have been something rather silly), I do think there's a big difference between google not being available and google labeling perfectly normal sites as possibly hosting malware.

    Say I wasn't aware of this issue (somehow not noticing that -everything- was being flagged), and I visited my bank.. now I call my bank in a worry, wonder if they are still as secure as they claim to be - the bank then has to go out of their way to reassure me that, yes, things are okay.. even if Google says otherwise ..so just continue onward.
    Oh, but now my bank told me that even if Google says something is malware, there's a chance it isn't.. so next time Google warns me about malware.. should I just ignore it?

    ( of course a bank *should* be telling you to enter the main address of their site in the address bar, rather than 'continue onward' )

    Anyway - thanks to whoever over there for fixing things.. presuming it was fixed and not just had everything now flagged as non-malware (even those that -do- (or did in the past 90(?) days) have malware)

  116. Use other search engine, too. by markoresko · · Score: 1

    It is good to use search engine alternatives, anyway. We shouldn`t have and use just one search engine in the world..

  117. Working Now for google.com by kenwood720 · · Score: 1

    It seems to be working now for Google.com.

  118. Its ok.. its hit the news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://news.google.com/news?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&hl=en&um=1&tab=wn&nolr=1&q=google+malware&btnG=Search+News

    Yowch.

  119. Tinfoil hat by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    For some searchs could fit the warning that could have malware. For others is almost unthinkable. But for some, you could end thinking that google is censoring something, maybe even leveraging its monopoly.

    This caught me by surprise... wasnt aware of the problem, and my today search was simply about memcached, and, of course, all were marked as holding malware. One of the sites had a comment section, so could had some vulnerability that enabled visitors to post malware somewhat, or some botnet owner figured how to push phishing sites right to the top of search results, but when i found that the Wikipedia entry had that too conspiracy theories started to fly.

    I suppose that mine was an average case, but for some searches the feeling could have been far worse.

  120. Thought it was my fault! by macraig · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Damn you, Google! I was freaking out this morning, trying to figure out what I'd done to cause this. I had been setting up PopFile and some other stuff, and thought this was my doing!

    What's worse it that, on the "interstitial" page that appears for the filtered URLs, it informs you that you have choices, but then doesn't give you an easy way to actually choose the first of the two choices! It informs you that you can either "continue on" to the dangerous site or visit Google's analysis of why it's believed dangerous, but the URL of the site as displayed isn't a clickable hypertext link. (There's a link to that analysis, but that link was also dead.) The consequence was that, unless you cut-and-pasted the link back into the browser, you had no easy way to actually get to the page you desired. In my case I was able to double-click on the URLs and get to the pages, but I believe that was because of a specific browser extension I had installed.

    I'm glad this was just a temporary bug, because I *never* want to see those broken "interstitial" pages again.

  121. I had to go to live.com by jfinke · · Score: 1

    What is the world coming to?

  122. it was but no longer by shakuni · · Score: 1

    hmm..

  123. In China and Australia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That'd probably be a welcome "feature", no? ;^)

  124. Re:How do manage to hyperventilate so much by NinthAgendaDotCom · · Score: 1

    You seem pretty upset yourself, pal.

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  125. Whew, I Thought I Was Crazy by Kenyai · · Score: 1

    I was trying to look up some information about the Windows API, and it said MSDN was potentially harmful. I was puzzled, because usually Google isn't quite so extraordinarily intelligent.

  126. This was a bug? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    The way congress talks you would think it would be true.

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  127. How did you find out? by mfh · · Score: 1

    Fuckedcompany.com is down. I guess they were fucked!

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  128. Overslept by sapphirecut · · Score: 1

    Slept in today and missed the fun. Oh well.

  129. BitTorrent, Azureus, uTorrent by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

    At that time I was doing searches about bittorrent clients. For a second I thought the RIAA/MPAA had bought Google or something.

  130. Google stock! by WSOGMM · · Score: 1

    I heard that Google Stock dropped to a result 1-10 from about 36,000,000 (in .08 seconds)

  131. Official Explanation by Riceo · · Score: 1
  132. Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This happened the day after the Googlewatch guy stepped down.
    http://googlewatch.eweek.com/content/google_strategy/so_long_and_thanks_for_all_the_google_watching.html

  133. google and stopbadware.org playing blame pong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-site-may-harm-your-computer-on.html... We periodically receive updates to that list and received one such update to release on the site this morning. Unfortunately (and here's the human error), the URL of '/' was mistakenly checked in as a value to the file and '/' expands to all URLs. ...
    http://blog.stopbadware.org/2009/01/31/google-glitch-causes-confusion... Google generates its own list of badware URLs, and no data that we generate is supposed to affect the warnings in Google's search listings. ...

  134. Explanation from official Google Blog by FleaPlus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's the explanation from Google's official blog:

    http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-site-may-harm-your-computer-on.html

    What happened? Very simply, human error. Google flags search results with the message "This site may harm your computer" if the site is known to install malicious software in the background or otherwise surreptitiously. We do this to protect our users against visiting sites that could harm their computers. We work with a non-profit called StopBadware.org to get our list of URLs. StopBadware carefully researches each consumer complaint to decide fairly whether that URL belongs on the list. Since each case needs to be individually researched, this list is maintained by humans, not algorithms.

    We periodically receive updates to that list and received one such update to release on the site this morning. Unfortunately (and here's the human error), the URL of '/' was mistakenly checked in as a value to the file and '/' expands to all URLs. Fortunately, our on-call site reliability team found the problem quickly and reverted the file. Since we push these updates in a staggered and rolling fashion, the errors began appearing between 6:27 a.m. and 6:40 a.m. and began disappearing between 7:10 and 7:25 a.m., so the duration of the problem for any particular user was approximately 40 minutes.

    1. Re:Explanation from official Google Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was pointed to an entirely different explanation of what happened on another forum.

      http://www.fiercecio.com/techwatch/story/new-clickjacking-flaw-hits-chrome-and-firefox/2009-01-30

      Or is this a different problem than that?

    2. Re:Explanation from official Google Blog by De+Lemming · · Score: 3, Informative

      The quote posted here does not correspond to the linked blog entry anymore, as the blog was updated. Essentially, it now states the list with the error was not provided by StopBadware.org, but created by Google themselves.

      The changed part:

      We maintain a list of such sites through both manual and automated methods. We work with a non-profit called StopBadware.org to come up with criteria for maintaining this list, and to provide simple processes for webmasters to remove their site from the list.

      We periodically update that list and released one such update to the site this morning.

      The issue is also explained on StopBadware.org's blog.

    3. Re:Explanation from official Google Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the URL of '/' was mistakenly checked in as a value to the file and '/' expands to all URLs

      So Google admits to slashdotting StopBadware.org. I hope they have a licence to use this patented technology. Otherwise I feel a mighty patent infringement suit coming on.

    4. Re:Explanation from official Google Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont GOOG test in a pre prod environment before pushing changes to prod ?

  135. Where do you want it to go ? ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    ... today!

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  136. Still more acceptable than ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    ... playing to be female and be real on the Internet ;)

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  137. I don't like it. by ethana2 · · Score: 1

    As an Ubuntu (and soon also OS X) user, I don't want anyone wasting my time with malware warnings. Don't scan my mail, don't mark links, just let me be.

  138. server error so google flagged everything as bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I clicked on the link to find out what the problems were with the flagged site, I got a server error. I guess their malware checking server went down and so everything defaulted to that nasty message.

  139. Can we say... by krunchyfrog · · Score: 0

    that the^H^H^HGoogle Earth stopped spinning for 15 minutes?

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  140. Tell the mafiaa that excess blacklisting pwns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    even Google itself!!
    So they better not go around blacklisting everyone on the web, sooner or later they'll find they've sued themselves too!

  141. Doesn't Bother Me by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Doesn't bother me, If Google has reason to think a site is potentially harmful, I'd rather they tell me. Nothing nanny-ish about that. I'm happy someone told me not to drink out of the toilet or down a couple dozen Tylenol with a whisky chaser.

    Google is just providing infomation. I'm still the one deciding how I behave.

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  142. like a million voices cried out and were silenced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's something wrong in the Force

  143. Google acting like Carrie's mom. by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    They're all gonna laugh at you!

  144. The / Strikes Back by Shisouka · · Score: 2, Informative

    This may have already been posted (there are a lot of posts) According to AFP they accidentally included / in the list of "harmful" sites. Here's the story: http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5j4Sn-ehiL1W52Xn6UoqhUx2AQ_tw

    1. Re:The / Strikes Back by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      All they forgot was the trailing "."

      -- being harmed by slashdot since 1999.

  145. Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else here remember Lycos or Dogpile?

    They still exist. No seriously, they do.

    Better yet, remember when "The Internet" was out there and nobody really cared? The technology and like 60% of the infrastructure of today existed, but it wasn't really used for much other than email? At that time BBS's were more where you wanted to be. Aaaaanyway.....just a trip down memory lane before Google was everybody's homepage. Back to reality.

  146. Smaller failures common - variable search results by redelm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree that large / noticable Google outages are rare. But smaller ones (as the db is reloaded?) are quite common. I've seen searches return radically different results on the same keywords. Uusually winin a couple of hours, the results are back to "normal".

    AFAIK, Google's db is RAM resident -- which is why it can return results _so_ fast. So I presume sometimes part of the dictionary is off-line when a machine crashs / locks-up or is overloaded and slow to respond. No big deal.

    The oddest thing about this outage is that anyone cares. Why should it matter? Outages happen. The Internet was designed to be "nuke-proof" which conservely means outages must be expected. Route around them. Do something else. Single points-of-failure are bad.

  147. He'll have some 'splaining to do, for sure. by Wee · · Score: 0, Troll
    The guy in charge of the site reliability group is going to ream some SRE a new one. He HATES unscheduled restarts of the front ends, to the point of making people figure out what the actual dollar cost of the error is.

    He won't lose his job, though.

    -B

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  148. Governator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I half expected the Governor of California to show up at my doorstep.

  149. Re:like a million voices cried out and were silenc by ezratrumpet · · Score: 1

    This is not the Google you are looking for.

    You can go about your business.

    Move along.

  150. They've just accused me of hosting a phishing site by Centurix · · Score: 1

    Libel!

    I'm rich! Hooray!

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  151. Search Engine Monoculture? by Dreadneck · · Score: 1

    After seeing the plethora of articles today about the 'panic' caused by a brief error (less than an hour)in Google Search's malware detection system, I have begun to wonder if this 'global upset' is due to what has effectively become a monoculture in the realm of search engines? Perhaps Google is too popular for our own good.

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  152. California Law? by njhunter · · Score: 1
    Since Google does business in California, perhaps the warning is something they will need to put on all of their search results just like this all over California:

    WARNING: Chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, or birth defects or other reproductive harm may be present in foods or beverages sold ...

  153. Darn bloody humans! by crispytwo · · Score: 1

    Who let them in anyway!
    Human error as usual.

    1. Re:Darn bloody humans! by Simmin · · Score: 1

      It can only be attributed to human error.

  154. Blacklist problems by Animats · · Score: 1

    We use some blacklist info, and this isn't the first problem we've had like that.

    PhishTank updates their blacklist file every hour or so. But they don't do it as an atomic operation. It's possible for the file to change while someone is reading it. We've seen this happen. We've received zero-length files, and files with a break in the middle. We now read the file twice, thirty seconds apart, and compare. If they disagree, we reread every 30 seconds until we get two copies that match.

    We have another periodic process that reads the SEC filing index and the NASDAQ ticker symbol list daily. About once a month, there's some kind of problem, other than a network error, with at least one of the files.

    These are all public data files intended for machine processing and accessed with FTP, not ordinary web pages. You have to expect major data quality problems with these things.

    Recently, we found a mail forwarder which was bouncing mail with the SMTP error "550 This message does not comply with required standards". That message is generated by a spam blocking program which is looking in the body of the message for things it doesn't like. One thing it didn't like was the URL "http://www.readthestimulus.org", a political site with a searchable copy of the U.S. economic stimulus bill. We and the people at the other end spent hours figuring this out. The deceptive error message didn't help.

    So you have to sanity check blacklist data. There are serious data quality problems.

  155. I've got my butterfly net out, I'll catch it... by drachenstern · · Score: 1

    Ok, so my apt-get-fu might not be as strong as yours. I haven't heard of a --nuke_from_orbit function, although it might be a good option, if it really could get rid of some of those pesky problems on today's machines. However, wouldn't a nuke-from-orbit likely take out your house as well (assuming the machines you install or are given are local to you and your house)?

    Generally speaking though, because perhaps there's something I'm not getting (is that a whoosh I hear), but isn't GDM a good thing? I thought you had to have it to login to Gnome or the like. Additionally, if you really were to recommend removing it, as you and the parent poster both seem to claim, then what would be a good replacement. (besides KDM or XDM)

    Now, I'm bracing myself for the on-rushing crowd of folks smacking me with a "whoosh"...

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    1. Re:I've got my butterfly net out, I'll catch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:I've got my butterfly net out, I'll catch it... by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      --nuke_from_orbit was meant as a joke, but it is the only way to be sure.

      Some people hate *DM for several reasons. The biggest issue for me is stability; If my laptop has some weird X driver bug that crashes on startup, with *DM the machine is almost useless, whereas if it sticks with text only for login I have a least a chance to fix it. Second, KDM and GDM assume everyone who uses that machine uses KDE or Gnome, respectively. So, for any sort of shared machine, it is pretty horrid to have KDM start up a bunch of stuff it doesn't need, tear it all down and have Gnome start up in it's place. We might have well stuck with plain XDM, or even better, nothing. In fact, if you aren't running a "desktop environment" at all, but instead some old school window manager (which is what I do), KDM and GDM can even screw things up enough your window manager won't start properly.

      It left a bitter taste when I was forced to use it on some shared machines, thus interfering with my choice for the desktop environment I wanted. Some of us also have to use auto-updated machines at work, that repeatedly install the display managers, since they are "required" by the desktop environment install.

      So, for all those reasons, I don't want it. I feel users are capable of learning how to enter a username and password at a text screen, and can be taught to type "startx" if they want X (or can have someone add it to their .login). Thus, a minor convenience and eye candy aren't worth the problems it causes. Whenever I have a choice, it's apt-get remove.

    3. Re:I've got my butterfly net out, I'll catch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the underscores are a give away, don't think it's proper gnu form to have those in there --ab-cde-fgh. Luckily there are those more pedantic than I who may further clarify the already belabored command line mystery before us.

  156. Explanation from official Googlebot by jareds · · Score: 1

    http://www.palantir.net/2001/sounds.html

    Let me put it this way, Mr. Amer. The Googlebot series is the most reliable computer ever made. No Googlebot computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

    Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error.

  157. BTW by dentree4 · · Score: 1

    Google uses Genetic Algorithms in their search.. proof: http://xkcd.com/534/ On a side note, If I'm not mistaken, WTF Wouldn't the redirect links work.. Would that have anything at all to do with all sites being flagged? Not that I can think of..

  158. Personallly I found it useful by jimallison86 · · Score: 1

    Before I'd heard that it was happening to everyone I thought that there was something wrong with my computer. Having a quick check showed I did indeed have a couple of Trojans lurking about.

    Thanks google!

  159. Pati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes It's a good thing.

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  160. My only search that morning... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    was for AdBlock Plus. You can imagine the conspiracy theories that floated through my head when I saw it labeled as malware.

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  161. paranoia attack by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    I was just adding a google sitesearch bar to my website and testing it when this happened, so all the results I saw flagged as dangerous were mine.

    This site is potentially harmful? Aiiieeee!

    'Twas a great relief to realise some minutes later that it wasn't just me but the entire internet that was helpfully flagged as potentially harmful. Whew.

  162. Do not centrallize controls by kentsin · · Score: 1

    Do we really forgot what the internet should be?

    Why people love central control that much, or it is some evil hide deep under everyone's heart?

    Fight central control if you got a brain.

  163. Google news down.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone notice Google news has been down for the last fifteen minutes?

    502 server error....

    Bad day for the big G.

  164. Well I'm relieved... by ewe2 · · Score: 1

    I thought it was just my nethack patches search that was doing it...

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  165. Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not the first time this has happened, though its the first time it happened on such a scale. A while back, some websites for at least a period of a day were flagged as "harmful to your computer", The one I recall was www.supermicro.com, a manufacturer of servers. It was real fun explaining to my client that "no, thats just a glitch. I am not trying to sell you Malware."

    Funny though, I can still google for "Screensavers" and find red flagged sites that google seems to ignore.