User: electricbern

Yuck

On: Black Hole Particle Jets Explained

Am I the only one that feels disgusted by "an 'unprecedented view' of a black hole in the process of expelling mass"??

Rambo Won the appeal

On: Rambus Wins Appeal of FTC Anti-Trust Ruling

...all he needed was a army knife, a bow and explosive arrows.

Recently married couple

On: PC Gaming Suggestions for Console-like Fun?

A recently married couple needs quality advice about gaming? Who did you marry, your sister? Guess I forgot this was Slashdot after all...

Re:Duct Tape

On: How Duct Tape Saved Apollo 17's Moon Buggy

As a side effect you also got a nice wax on the ol' arm, eh?

And the day was saved...

On: Recruiting Friendly Botnets To Counter Bad Botnets

by your friendly neighborhood botnet.

Re:The crux of the exploit:

On: NULL Pointer Exploit Excites Researchers

Darn, I'll have to starting doing this RTFA thing to stack some karma.

Million Dollars Idea

On: Do the Blind Deserve More Effort on the Web?

Pr0n... for blind people.

Re:Not peer reviewed.

On: Schoolboy Corrects NASA's Math On Killer Asteroid

My dog agrees with him.

I don't get it

On: What Should We Do About Security Ethics?

What is a senior security xxx? Is it like the gate-keeper of porn?

Anyone else misread that

On: Doctorow Tears Up ISP Contract Over Net Neutrality

as Doctor who?

Re:A million times brighter than black?

On: The Milky Way's Black Hole Is Not So Quiescent

blackish?

Re:Obliq Matrix reference

On: Brain Study Calls Free Will Into Question

You've already made your choice, now you get to understand it.

oblig

On: Network Solutions Advertises On Your Sub-Domains

all your sub-domain are belong to us.

Re:Off-label

On: Many Scientists Using Performance Enhancing Drugs

What? I am sorry, I wasn't paying attention?

Re:No, it's not drug abuse.

On: Many Scientists Using Performance Enhancing Drugs

I just think you are abusing on the semantics.

Prompt

On: MS Clearflow To Help Drivers Avoid Traffic Jams

You are about to hit Traffic James. Avoid, Retry, Fail. > A An unknown error #8493FA54BB18 has occurred.

Re:I wonder how fast..

On: IBM Ships Fastest CPU on Earth

knuckle to thumb fast.

Re:Speed of light?

On: IBM Ships Fastest CPU on Earth

1000 light years take 1000 years to be traveled at the speed of light. How many "tasks" can be performed in 1000 years?

How much will it cost?

On: IBM Ships Fastest CPU on Earth

Hold your index finger out in front of your face, now poke yourself in the eye. That's how much it will cost you.

Focus Group

On: Uwe Boll To Quit Making Movies With 1M Signatures

If you say you like it, you get free pizza.

Same piano tune?

On: Researchers Create an Automatic Backup Band for Singers

Is it just me or all the music "MySong" has created sound the same. Do I miss the point and merging the same piano with a recording of the user's voice is suddenly such a big achievement?

Minor Big

On: New Jersey E-Voting Problems Worse Than Originally Suspected

Make up your mind.

In the near future...

On: Comcast Blocks Web Browsing

...all they will need is one rule: DENY ALL.

Botnet of Dwarves?

On: New Botnet Dwarfs Storm

Was I the only one that read that topic and thought that the news was that they replaced the zombies in the botnets by dwarves?
It would make sense too since Dwarves are smaller and stronger and also don't hunger for brains...

How long?

On: Scientists Discover Gene For Ruthlessness

"but there was a link to the length of the AVPR1a gene."
Wanna see how long is my AVPR1a? Show me yours and I'll show you mine.