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  1. Funny? on Bill Gates Responds To Apple iPad · · Score: -1

    Bill is always right people! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  2. BING is the THING! on Has Bing Already Overtaken Yahoo? · · Score: -1

    Welcome to a modern search engine people!

  3. North Korea Would Be PERFECT! on Ballmer Threatens To Pull Out of the US · · Score: -1

    Low wages, slavery and nuclear power, I like it! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  4. NORTH KOREA! on iTunes Prohibits Terrorism · · Score: -1

    Kim Jong Il uses iTunes! - nuff said! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  5. Microsoft Connection! on Florida To Build Solar-Powered City · · Score: -1

    Vista seven software makes this possible! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  6. THE REAL FIX! on The Men Who Fix the Internet · · Score: -1

    Go to an all MICROSOFT infrastructure! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  7. Re:MS fakery on Canon Tries To Shut Down "Fake" Canon Blog · · Score: -1

    By the way, it is the best CEO blog out there, fake or otherwise! Take my word for it!

  8. Fake Steve Ballmer - #1 Fake Blog! on Canon Tries To Shut Down "Fake" Canon Blog · · Score: -1

    This is disturbing!

  9. PRIVACY IS DEAD!! on FTC to Scrutinize Contactless Payment Technology · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Admit it people! Privacy has been dead for years now and the latest technologies only bury it deeper! The only privacy you have is whats in your head and we are trying to get to that too! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  10. The Last Update! on Windows XP SP3 Released To Manufacturing · · Score: -1, Troll

    Enjoy it while you can people! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  11. Cool Looking! That's about it! on InPhase Technologies Promises Holographic Drive in May · · Score: -1

    Kinda big and klunky. but, you can see thru it! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  12. Install Vista! on What Are the Best Laptop Theft Recovery Measures? · · Score: -1

    Figures show how laptops with Vista are stolen less! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  13. HLS is a smart bunch! on Bill Gates's Wish Is Homeland Security's Command · · Score: -1

    No HB1 students have murdered, maimed, decapitated, or blown themselves up yet, so let's give them more time! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  14. Work for Microsoft people! on The Real MIT Blackjack Mastermind · · Score: -1

    We are hiring right now, if you are good enough!

  15. Re:And? on VeriSign Jacks Up .com, .net Prices To the Max · · Score: -1

    Energy cost?

  16. Vista IS THE KEY! on Quake-Catcher Aims to be Largest Distributed Seismometer Network · · Score: -1, Troll

    Runs on Vista ONLY!

  17. ALIENS DOWN THERE! on Cassini 'Tastes' Organic Material at Enceladus · · Score: -1

    I wonder what the guys living under the ice look like? http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  18. MACS ARE CR@P! on MacBook Air First To Be Compromised In Hacking Contest · · Score: -1

    Vista is soooo secure that even the owner has trouble accessing the OS! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  19. OH CR@P! on Ringside Networks To Unveil Social App Server · · Score: -1

    Hey, this is not a MS product! It must work pretty poorly then! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  20. YOU ALL WILL COME AROUND! on The Death of Windows XP · · Score: -1, Redundant

    It's absolutely inevitable! You will sooner or later get Vista! Let it be sooner people! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  21. MS TECHNOLOGY AT CORE! on Stanford Team Developing Super 3D Camera · · Score: -1

    We are responsible for this software and it only works on Vista!

  22. Re:Wrong Question on What Programming Languages Should You Learn Next? · · Score: -1

    Just use the .net frameworks and nothing else is necessary! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  23. Re:How long... on China Blocks YouTube Over Tibet Videos · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    China is a sovergn state which has a right to protect itself and all conquered territories as it sees fit.

  24. How can I get one? on Bionic Arm Might Go Into Clinical Trials · · Score: -1

    But what do I do with one of these old ones I already have? The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer

  25. India? Must I say it? on India and US to Cooperate in Space Exploration · · Score: -1

    They should have better things to spend money on!