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  1. Boycott Scrabble in all its forms on Scrabulous Is Dead, Hasbro's Version Brain-Dead · · Score: 0

    The only logical way to answer Hasbro is to hurt them financially. Don't buy Scrabble products. Don't
    participate in officially sanctioned Scrabble activities. If you are a member of the NSA (the National Scrabble Association, not the spooks), resign in protest.

    There are all sorts of interesting alternative anagramming word games out there -- Perquackey is a good example. And, for that matter, why not invent a superior anagramming board game, one with more scope for strategy. A game with more of that ineffable quality of "beauty" that Scrabble so sorely lacks.

  2. NASA has done this before, in 1970! on NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed · · Score: 0

    NASA solicited volunteers for this same experiment
    back in 1970 at the Safford, Ariz. Federal Prison Camp. Only, they didn't offer monetary compensation
    to the inmates who volunteered; it just counted as time served on their sentences.

    IIRC, that time the testing was conducted at the Presidio, in SF, CA. ...

    Maybe NASA figures they can do it right this time.

  3. MSFT Teddy Bear on Microsoft Research Showcase Explored · · Score: 0

    MSFT's cybernetic teddy bear is remiscent
    of another teddy bear -- from Ted Sturgeon's
    classic horror tale, "The Professor's Teddy Bear."

    In that one, an alien intelligence embodied in a
    young child's furry toy lends the kid strange powers,
    powers that let him transform and destroy other
    people. . . . Just like MSFT is doing, actually.

    Yes, and for all the billions that MSFT has thrown
    into "research" they've come up with surprisingly
    trivial results. . . . They labored mightily,
    and delivered a mouse (the famous MSFT mouse).

  4. Microsoft's financing of SCO Group lawsuit on Ask Microsoft's Martin Taylor About Linux vs. Windows · · Score: 0

    Back in early 2003, Microsoft helped keep the SCO Group afloat by purchasing a UNIX IP "license." Along with Sun's license purchase at about the same time, this enabled SCOG to proceed with its lawsuit against IBM and the Linux community. And, later in the year, Mike Anderer apparently brokered a deal that involved Microsoft, to enable the PIPE financing of SCOG by BayStar.

    Mr. Taylor, do you feel that these moves by Microsoft are permissable competitive tactics?

  5. MSFT just can't do it any more on Longhorn to be Released in 2006, Sans WinFS · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is an indication that Microsoft is having trouble bringing in
    complex projects. It hints at deep organizational problems, and maybe
    basic flaws in the factory assembly line approach to developing software.

    And why have so many smart people left MSFT? Nathan Myrhvold, Rob Glaser,
    Charles Simonyi, Rick Belluzo, and others . . . Maybe it's just not a
    good environment for nurturing talent.

    And Dave Cutler, Bill's star project leader, the guy who brought in NT
    ten years back -- Cutler looks like he's burned out.

    Yes, MSFT is definitely on the downward trajectory.

  6. Re:Free Software and the Idiots who Buy It on Novell Poised To Strike On Slander Of Title Claim · · Score: 1

    Enderle took a wrong turn . . .
    He was billed in an act with Wayne Newton
    (or was it Rodney Dangerfield?), but he mistakenly
    ended up at SCOGForum.

    The guy is a one-man dog-and-pony show.

    My only question is, can he play the kazoo?

  7. Need Novell approval for revocation on SCO Claims IBM/SGI Licenses are Revokable · · Score: 1

    The SCO Group can revoke Unix licenses
    only with the approval of Novell.
    This is why the AIX "revocation" was invalid.
    This is why the threat to revoke SGI's
    IRIX license is nothing more than a PR ploy,
    an attempt to pump the stock price.

  8. CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL on Latest SCO News · · Score: 2, Funny

    confidential business proposal

    i am barrister david boies and i am represtenting a nigerian firm in the
    matter of the transfer of a large sum of moneys. this sum, $1,000,000,000
    (one billion u.s.) is from the estate of a mr. thomas watson, deceased
    ceo of the u.s. firm of ibm. our client, the lagos cruise operation (lco)
    of lagos, nigeria, is a locally chartered cruise ship operator. we are
    suing ibm on behalf of our client to recover the moneys from the aforesaid
    estate which was promised to us in a contract with ibm giving ibm the
    rights to develop and market eunuchs african tours. the management of
    ibm reneged on the agreement by stealing our intelligent properties and
    we are understandably annoyed over this but are responding by making
    threats and filing frivolous lawsuits at the high court in lagos, nigeria.

    kindly provide us with a bank account where we can transfer the moneys
    gained from our frivolous litigation. for your services we can promise
    you 28.8 million as a transfer fee.

    strict confidentiality is necessary to evade the clutches of an
    international consporacy known as "linux" which seeks to deprive our
    client of its fair share of the proceeds.

  9. Re:I like my job on Any Reason To Buy Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    If your coding skills aren't up to competing with
    myself and all the other hobbyists and Open Source
    software writers . . .

    Well then, maybe you should just retrain as a plumber.

    Why the hell did this guys *whine* get modded up to a 5?

  10. I remember this from elementary school on Is the BSA "Grace Period" a Scam? · · Score: 1

    Back almost a half century ago, when I was in the
    fifth grade, I remember something very much like this.

    One of the school bullies would come over to me and say,
    "See them guys over there? If you give me half your lunch money,
    I'll protect you from them. Otherwise, they'll take *all* your
    lunch money, and kick your butt on top of that."

    Different era. Same tactics.

  11. Re:Bullshit on File Sharing and CD Sales, Again · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Music went rapidly downhill after the Big Bopper,
    J.S. Bach, died in 1750.

  12. Consider yourself lucky on MPAA Requests Immunity to Commit Cyber-Crimes · · Score: 1

    It could have been worse. Imagine a law to permit the
    music and movie industry to deputize a posse
    to go after and lynch persons they suspect
    of trading copyrighted materials. "We'll give you a fair trial, then hang you."

  13. Dear Senator Stevens (co-sponsor of SSSCA), on The Customer is Always Wrong · · Score: 1

    I would like to commend and congratulate you on your co-sponsorship of
    the SSSCA. If it had been up to me, I would have named it something
    totally stupid, such as "MCPPA" (Media Cartel Profit Protection
    Act). The SSSCA nomenclature is pure genius, but I guess that's why
    you're a senator and I'm still a lowly peon.

    Yes, indeed the time has come for the Government to require that digital
    rights management be embedded in all electronic devices. I, too, have
    heard those horrible rumors about people using their ni-cad battery
    chargers to make unauthorized copies of DVD movies. We can't allow
    this to go on, otherwise such fine 100% American companies as Sony and
    Universal-Vivendi might go bankrupt, depriving thousands of American
    workers of their jobs. Thank Heavens you care for your constituency!

    Senator, like you, I too am a fan of Big Government. The bigger the
    better. Indeed, you can't trust the Free Market, not to mention
    those pesky Capitalists to do the Right Thing, and that's why
    Government Regulation and Sanctions, such as the SSSCA, are always
    necessary. Always. It's a mystery to me why people don't understand
    this. But I guess that's why you're a senator, so you can decide what's
    best for the people. And I'm thrilled the Republican party has finally
    Seen The Light and begun to co-opt some of the Marxist wisdom. Can't
    let the Communists keep all the Bright Ideas, can we?

    For that matter, did you know that computers can be used to spread
    Subversive Ideas? I strongly suggest that you immediately introduce
    legislation to set up a Government agency to license and monitor *all*
    computer use. These infernal machines are just too dangerous to exist
    in an unregulated environment.

    If the voters in Alaska, in their great wisdom, elected you as their
    senator, why it must certainly be a fine place. I'll be packing up to move
    there at my earliest convenience, so I can live the Wonderful Life and get
    on the Welfare Rolls. Meanwhile, I'm studying Senator Hollings' opening
    statement in the hearings, so I too can learn to Talk Tough and Threaten.

    Not your constituent yet, but hope soon to be (please do your utmost
    to increase Public Assistance payments in Alaska - $50,000/month would
    be nice), and, nevertheless still a great fan of yours. Keep up the
    good work.

    Yours sincerely,

  14. Re:my first encounter on The Sliderule As Paleo-Geek Artifact · · Score: 1

    I used a slidrule to do my math homework in the 7th grade. This would save me about an hour per night, but, due to roundoff error, I would generally lose credit for a couple of problems. Still, it was generally worth it. This was in 1959-60, when calculators were electro-mechanical, and cost a couple of hundred bucks. The world's smallest computer was the size of a suitcase, and could just barely manage two-digit math.

  15. World Power Systems on The Good Old Days..... · · Score: 1

    Anyone here old enough to remember the World Power Systems ads about 20 years back? All the major computer hobbyist publications had full-color spreads of very neat add-on cards and peripherals for Trash 80's, and at a very good price. People sent their money in to World Power Systems and waited, and waited. No merchandise was forthcoming. It seems that this was all the inspiration of a scam artist, and the pictured devices and peripherals were mockups. No one got their money back and the magazine ads were never paid for. Dunno if the guy was ever caught. Does anyone have scans of these ads to post? Would be interesting.

  16. Search for signs of technology - why not? on Planets In The Habitable Zone · · Score: 1

    Using space and ground-based telescopes, I should think it would be possible to look for "artifacts", evidence of technology. As an example, how about searching for the flares produced by Bussard ram-jet drives? These should be visible for hundreds of lightyears, at least. Also, look for cosmic anomalies that might point to massive engineering projects by highly advanced civilizations, such as Dyson Spheres, "ringworlds" (a la Niven), etc.

  17. Re:I don't trust floppies anymore on Alternatives To The Floppy Disk? · · Score: 1

    It's not so much the floppy disks that are to blame as the floppy drives. The hardware seems to be made much more cheaply. It seems to me that the same problem developed with 5-1/4" floppies some years back. Manufacturers of the drives started cutting corners, using unstable pressed steel frames instead of the more expensive kind. This produces frequent write errors.

  18. Re:Creation of the Universe on Why Does The Universe Exist? · · Score: 1

    > Science... when faced with a question that is unansweable at the present time says, "We don't know." > All too often, science, when faced with unanswerable questions, rejects the questions. Behavioral psychology, for example, when faced with the problem of "mind", came up with the novel suggestion that "mind" doesn't exist. Trained scientific observers, asked to explain firewalking, come up with lame "scientific" explanations. Scientists, confronted with verified UFO observations, claim mass hallucination. Science, in its arrogance, is the conventional wisdom, religion the underdog, the rebellion, in contrast to the situation in Galileo's time.

  19. Re:Ignorant Americans (slightly off-topic) on Vorsprung durch Pinguin (Linux Top In .de-domains) · · Score: 1

    For the record, it's Deutschland, not Deutcheland deutsch, not deutche Get your own facts straight before you accuse others of ignorance.