Those poor aliens will have to get an itunes account and pay for the sounds first, if they want to hear our planet legally. Steve Jobs just bought the rights to them and promptly locked 'em up.
In other news, TPB has seen an increase in traffic from other solar systems.
So... once that clump is selected for gestation who keeps track of it? Can you sue if it does get something like cancer? Will your health insurance at work give you a discount for selecting a Grade A Choice Cut kid? Will your employer offer a discount? Will your employer offer an educational bonus if you sign a contract saying the kid will work for the first 4 years after university for them? After all, they paid for part of that kid (via your insurance plan) and if they offer an edu discount then they should reap the benefit of that windfall. Will the gov. get to choose where that kid is educated? Presumably a school full of Grade A's will have less problems and all need better education. Will you get to live in a better house? Since that investment will need to be protected more than say a raw birth.
Just because we can do something, does not mean we should.
I think the occasional pocket lint or couch cushion finds are far better bargains on ebay than this. What's the world come to when you buy stuff on ebay for exactly what it's worth?
It would be nice to know the proper balance between too much and not enough. Given the fact that too much will cause cancer and an equally alarming rate.
Build on a floodplain, expect to get wet. Build in tornado alley, expect to follow the yellow brick road. My first post was meant to be funny. But since you brought it up. Why don't you pay for the general lack of intelligence and house these people? I don't think we as a whole should defend stupidity. But if you feel empathetic, go for it.
I use a very tried and true method of weather prediction - Rednecks. If they are by water, there will be a flood. If they are in a trailer park, there will be a tornado. If they are on a hill - a mudslide. In the woods - forest fires.
We could save millions just watching the rednecks and avoiding those areas.
As a side note, I do enjoy the "seed-neck" on the news. You know the one, holding a beer with a stained tank top and in their boxers they always say stuff like: "We lost everythin' but we's gonna rebuild cuz this is our home." It's an aluminum can, how much needs to rebuilt?
In '97 a friend of mine was offered a recording contract by Sony. It was a 1000+ page tome. He read it over for 3 months and told them to piss off. After Sony was said and done with them they'd have gotten about 1.3 cents a song per album sale.
Unless the artist(s) directly produce it themselves I have not purchased an album since that point in time. I never will again either.
They were all hairdressers and artists and the like. They probably banded together into groups that did specific useless functions: painters, hairdressers, designers, admins, short order cooks.
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Hello Smithers, you're very good at turning me on.
What 5 things can anyone do to guarantee an extension of their life? IE: foods, habits, etc.
Those poor aliens will have to get an itunes account and pay for the sounds first, if they want to hear our planet legally. Steve Jobs just bought the rights to them and promptly locked 'em up.
In other news, TPB has seen an increase in traffic from other solar systems.
Their name speaks for itself. Cheap and sleazy sounding and living up to it with each turn.
So... once that clump is selected for gestation who keeps track of it? Can you sue if it does get something like cancer? Will your health insurance at work give you a discount for selecting a Grade A Choice Cut kid? Will your employer offer a discount? Will your employer offer an educational bonus if you sign a contract saying the kid will work for the first 4 years after university for them? After all, they paid for part of that kid (via your insurance plan) and if they offer an edu discount then they should reap the benefit of that windfall. Will the gov. get to choose where that kid is educated? Presumably a school full of Grade A's will have less problems and all need better education. Will you get to live in a better house? Since that investment will need to be protected more than say a raw birth.
Just because we can do something, does not mean we should.
I think the occasional pocket lint or couch cushion finds are far better bargains on ebay than this. What's the world come to when you buy stuff on ebay for exactly what it's worth?
It helps with circadian rhythm. A proper bulb/light source (read with the right spectrum output) helps many forms of sleep disorder and jet lag.
It would be nice to know the proper balance between too much and not enough. Given the fact that too much will cause cancer and an equally alarming rate.
The term glass refers to the structure/lattice. Not to the substance we commonly refer to as glass.
in a few moments men in suits will get out and shortly thereafter a few people will quietly disappear.
Thank you for getting on a high horse and preaching. I'll make sure I take note of your sage words of wisdom.
Build on a floodplain, expect to get wet. Build in tornado alley, expect to follow the yellow brick road. My first post was meant to be funny. But since you brought it up. Why don't you pay for the general lack of intelligence and house these people? I don't think we as a whole should defend stupidity. But if you feel empathetic, go for it.
I use a very tried and true method of weather prediction - Rednecks. If they are by water, there will be a flood. If they are in a trailer park, there will be a tornado. If they are on a hill - a mudslide. In the woods - forest fires.
We could save millions just watching the rednecks and avoiding those areas.
As a side note, I do enjoy the "seed-neck" on the news. You know the one, holding a beer with a stained tank top and in their boxers they always say stuff like: "We lost everythin' but we's gonna rebuild cuz this is our home." It's an aluminum can, how much needs to rebuilt?
Pity if they had to reshoot that last scene.
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Cannot agree more. Goodonya bhima for posting the most obvious solution.
This was foretold on the ancient Mayan Calender.
There was an episode of the Three Stooges that did this very thing. I suspect this is just as legitimate too!
Mo, Larry, the cheese!
I do pity those people. Sneaker net still works for them from what I'm told.
In '97 a friend of mine was offered a recording contract by Sony. It was a 1000+ page tome. He read it over for 3 months and told them to piss off. After Sony was said and done with them they'd have gotten about 1.3 cents a song per album sale. Unless the artist(s) directly produce it themselves I have not purchased an album since that point in time. I never will again either.
How's that copy protection working for ya?
Kucinich just wants to look like he gives a shit. If he had the balls to actually do this, he'd have done it years ago.
So does this mean it won't be a gay softporn sausage fest like the other ones?
They were all hairdressers and artists and the like. They probably banded together into groups that did specific useless functions: painters, hairdressers, designers, admins, short order cooks.
That'll be an easy show to compress and send. Just do a single blue pixel and have it expand to full screen for 30 minutes. Genius I tell ya!