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  1. Re:Oh, really on "Choose Your Own Adventure" On Your iPhone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sadly, you were holding the phone wrong as you made that fateful choice. You realize your life is over as you see the sea monster's jaws open and all goes black.

                                                                                          THE END

  2. Re:Oh, really on "Choose Your Own Adventure" On Your iPhone · · Score: 1

    I think he is just saying (and if he wasn't, I am) that any Apple story is must-read on /. because of the winning formula of 'slashvertisement', accusations of pro-Apple bias on the part of some editors, and the requisite cast of fanboy jokes.

  3. Re:In Soviet Russia Secondary School on Feds Won't File Charges In School Laptop-Spy Case · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel my original post should be modded up Funny, even though it's not very funny, on the basis that it created many funny replies. They are infringing on the funny I never actually created but intended to create in due time. It was my idea first, and the funny is not fair-use.

  4. In Soviet Russia Secondary School on Feds Won't File Charges In School Laptop-Spy Case · · Score: 1, Funny

    Laptop watches YOU!

  5. Re:Size is not the factor, weight is on 7-Inch iPad Rumored · · Score: 1

    Well, if you just want to read books the iPad is a poor choice compared to the Kindle.

    But the Kindle is also a poor choice compared to the much less expensive readers that are out there, if you just want to read books - choices that don't subject you to vendor lock-in or make you pay for frivolous features that you don't really need to read books.

  6. Re:iPad on 7-Inch iPad Rumored · · Score: 1

    Don't be givin' him the hairy eye ye gooch!

  7. Re:iPad on 7-Inch iPad Rumored · · Score: 1

    Well, we can all appreciate the "this person isn't just talking to me because they want me to fix the computer they have packed to the gills with malware" part.

  8. Re:Swedish Law on Julian Assange To Write For Swedish Tabloid · · Score: -1

    Are we still floating this canard? Say what you will about the merits of the Iraq expedition, it was at least in the consideration stage in the Clinton administration and would have happened with or without 9/11. And among any serious participants, other than a vague spectre of sympathy or aiding and abetting of Al Queda, 9/11 was not presented as one of the major factors in the decision by anyone worthy of attention.

    It only serves to lower the brow of discussion to the straw man level to present the kind of garbage you're read in an email forward as a summary of the other side.

    To post this kind of tripe only obscures and pushes aside the real debate which has plenty of merit on its own.

  9. Re:Tabloid? on Julian Assange To Write For Swedish Tabloid · · Score: 1

    Ballmer in shocking nude alien reindeer stomping death shock!

  10. Re:Well... on Julian Assange To Write For Swedish Tabloid · · Score: 1

    Ed Hardy bikini! You'll be the talk of the trailer park (wading) pool!

  11. Re:Hmmm... on Vodafone Backs Down In Row With Android Users · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I made the same mistake. My contract was up at a time when AT&T had just gotten their first Android phone - sign me up.

    It had the same thing as this Vodaphone garbage, "Motoblur", a bloatware suite that is essentially just a package of widgets and apps that you can't uninstall and which deliver social networking content straight to the handset without having to use those well-designed specialty apps.

    Eventually I got sick of that phone's random reboots, slowness, and other software issues. I've never hated a phone so much I bought a new one outright but... Yuck.

  12. Re:so... on The Coming Onslaught of iPad Competitors · · Score: 1

    Well, those "tablets" were pretty limited. they were just laptops with a different screen, sometimes one that rotated, the touch features generally required a stylus and weren't very useful...

    I wonder about security vulnerabilities in Windows (whatever) running on iPad like devices. Are these devices going to run spyware/virus/adware/malware/etc. protection all the time?

  13. Wow on Facebook Bug Could Give Spammers Names, Photos · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Just when you thought all the obvious exploits and privacy problems had to be gone by now, they go off and amaze us again.

    Get ready for another irreducibly complex tier of privacy settings, i'm sure.

  14. Re:I don't know about Twitter, but.. on Can Twitter and Facebook Deal With Their Dead? · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine just passed away last week. His account is still getting wall posts and comments, probably messages too, directed to him. People are posting remembrances and old stories and otherwise using it as a loving memorial. I think it's amazing and very uplifting.

  15. RIP on Ted Stevens and Sean O'Keefe In Plane Crash · · Score: 1, Insightful

    RIP

  16. Re:media player? on SMS Trojan Steals From Android Owners · · Score: 1

    RealPlayer is back!

  17. Re:Is this really a trojan? on SMS Trojan Steals From Android Owners · · Score: 1

    The user is the trojan

  18. Pelosi on Senate Approves the ______Act Of____ · · Score: -1, Troll

    Are there any types of chicanery or parliamentary tricks Pelosi and her minions won't use to try to pass legislation that the public would hate?

  19. Re:Question: on Larry Ellison Rips HP Board a New One · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Exactly - there's always a presumption of guilt for the man.

    I'd hate to be a celebrity or some kind of professional athlete in this respect. You would think they'd all be afraid to talk with strangers in public or date women innocently, for fear of those people all looking for a payday any way they could get it.

  20. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg on Some LA Coffee Shops Are Taking Wi-Fi Off the Menu · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't think that group is using much wifi. The issue is that they are doing their scrapbooking projects and taking up the whole store.

  21. Re:Jailbreakme on Flash Ported To iOS and iPhone 4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only 0.5% of users have complained about this security risk - therefore, it's really no problem.

  22. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg on Some LA Coffee Shops Are Taking Wi-Fi Off the Menu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not going to care, as a business owner, if ultra cheapass wants to mooch wifi. I don't care about the wifi. I care about the sloth who isn't making me any money taking up a chair or a sofa or a table for hours on end.

    Paying customers walk in, see that the wifi slugs are taking up all the places to sit, and just leave. That is the problem. It's not about the wifi. It's about getting the douches who think all businesses are charity operations designed to give them what they want for free that are the problem.

  23. Re:"Get their work done and not get distracted" on Some LA Coffee Shops Are Taking Wi-Fi Off the Menu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, children are pretty much the world's biggest market.

  24. Jailbreakme on Flash Ported To iOS and iPhone 4 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How long until Apple "fixes" the exploit used by the JailbreakMe website?

  25. Clearly we need Old Glory Insurance on Market Data Firm Spots the Tracks of Bizarre Robot Trading · · Score: 1

    Robots are evil, and they eat old people's medicine for food.