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7-Inch iPad Rumored

Stoobalou writes "Rumours of a cut-down Apple iPad are ramping up as Taiwanese news outlet Economic Daily News names names. The often-reliable Chinese language newspaper — which correctly predicted the first coming of the iPad when everyone else on the planet was carping on about a sub-$500 netbook from the Cupertino company — has been digging about in the skips behind a number of Chinese factories and reckons it knows who will be making which bit of the much-predicted iPad 2."

233 comments

  1. iPad by odies · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's great. I will have my iPhone as a mobile device, the normal big and classy iPad for coffee shops and to impress girls, and the medium size iPhone/iPad variant for things while iPhone isn't enough, but when iPad is too big. I can already think hundreds of different situations where it will fit perfectly.

    I can already see how some apple-haters will come here and say "what is the purpose of this medium-sized iPhone?", but if you don't see it you're just not thinking different enough. Just continue to follow the sheep and install your Windows. At least when I see an Apple user I know he is different, intellectual person I can have a good conversation with. He is not just there to talk with me because he has malware on his computer. I am studying art currently and having the iPad makes a complete difference on how other students and professors look at me. They know I'm an artist and an intellectual person.

    I can't wait to get this device on my hands.

    1. Re:iPad by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least when I see an Apple user I know he is different, intellectual person I can have a good conversation with.

      Also, I understand that Windows people are despicable and wear black hats to symbolize their black hearts, whereas the good guys with Apple gear wear white hats to demonstrate their purity. (Or it's turtlenecks and the colors are reversed. I get confused.)

    2. Re:iPad by toastar · · Score: 1

      iPalm?

    3. Re:iPad by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah hell. I made the mistake of taking that poster seriously. Reading it again it's obvious satire. Whoosh for me.

    4. Re:iPad by future+assassin · · Score: 0

      >but if you don't see it you're just not thinking different enough. Just continue to follow the sheep and install your Windows. At least when I see an Apple user I know he is different, intellectual person I can have a good conversation with. He is not just there to talk with me because he has malware on his computer. I am studying art currently and having the iPad makes a complete difference on how other students and professors look at me. They know I'm an artist and an intellectual person.

      I'm not quite sure if you're trying to be ironic here or for real which is the scary part if its for real.

      Seems to me you're just trying too hard to be different where there is not need to be different.

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    5. Re:iPad by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Dell seems to think that there's a market for the enormous cell phone / tiny tablet with their Slate. No one is required to buy all three devices... four, actually - you forgot the iPod.

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    6. Re:iPad by rwven · · Score: 1

      Lucky for you, your initial reply made it seem like you were right on the same page with him. :-P I even smiled!

    7. Re:iPad by asdfington · · Score: 1

      "He is not just there to talk with me because he has malware on his computer." I have this problem all the time!!! Sometimes I'm in a pub chatting up a bird, only to find out that she doesn't want to canoodle, she just has malware on her computer! If satire, kudos to you; if not, lulz at you.

    8. Re:iPad by oldmac31310 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's pretty obvious odies is taking the piss.

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    9. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi soppsa. Or what should we call you this week? SquarePixel? Oh no wait, odies? What alias are you picking for your next sockpuppet to troll /.? Keep on trolling with your Google and Apple hate, MS and China apologies!

    10. Re:iPad by countertrolling · · Score: 0

      ...iPhone isn't enough, but when iPad is too big.

      Somebody's been using my iPad!

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    11. Re:iPad by gandhi_2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you assassinate humor in this future you come from?

    12. Re:iPad by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Or maybe people that didn't buy an iPad as they felt it was too big would be happy with a 7 inch one.

      I know I would be if it had the same resolution (in dpi) as the iPhone 4.

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    13. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about all those people wearing Red Hats?

      Oh, wait, sorry, not in the Appleverse.

    14. Re:iPad by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      God, I hope your post is being sarcastic. You talk about all the Apple products you buy, even ones that you haven't figured out a use for or that you only buy as status symbols, and then turn around and call MS people stupid sheep? Surely you can't be for real.

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    15. Re:iPad by ultrabot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah hell. I made the mistake of taking that poster seriously. Reading it again it's obvious satire. Whoosh for me.

      I caught the satire right when he said he uses iPad to impress *girls*. A Freudian slip.

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    16. Re:iPad by elrous0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      With Apple fanboys, it's so hard to tell. I think this is likely a joke, but then I've heard Apple friends say stuff like that and be dead serious about it.

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    17. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I even smiled!

      which is nearly impossible for those LINUX users...

    18. Re:iPad by Draek · · Score: 1

      "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."

      -- Nathan Poe

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      No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
    19. Re:iPad by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      whereas the good guys with Apple gear wear white hats

      And have dark blue handkerchiefs folded in their right rear pockets.

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    20. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah hell. I made the mistake of taking that poster seriously. Reading it again it's obvious satire. Whoosh for me.

      I caught the satire right when he said he uses iPad to impress *girls*. A Freudian slip.

      Should it have then said "to impress his mom"?

    21. Re:iPad by Shikaku · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apply directly to the forehead.

    22. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      iPalm?

    23. Re:iPad by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      "He is not just there to talk with me because he has malware on his computer." I have this problem all the time!!! Sometimes I'm in a pub chatting up a bird, only to find out that she doesn't want to canoodle, she just has malware on her computer! If satire, kudos to you; if not, lulz at you.
      Look leisure suit larry, the proper current british slang is snog, not canoodle. and bird? Really?

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    24. Re:iPad by hey! · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for a 1" x 1" size iPod touch. Then I'm going to build a suit of armor entirely out of iPads and iPods. It will cover my entire body and project an image that will impress the girls. Maybe Hugh Jackman.

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    25. Re:iPad by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I understand that Windows people are despicable and wear black hats to symbolize their black hearts,

      Nah. The Windows crowd is pretty much 100% converted to zombies at this point. It's those thrice damned Linux people who have taken up the black hats. We Macheads have tried to call a truce so that we can all wage World War W against the Windroids, but the Linux folken refuse, for they are filled with the evil will of their master, a fell race.

    26. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just other iFags.

    27. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your a moron

    28. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are officially lame.

    29. Re:iPad by masmullin · · Score: 1

      many eyes make all smiles shallow.

    30. Re:iPad by masmullin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The 9" impresses more than the 7"; which is, in turn, more impressive than the 3.5".

    31. Re:iPad by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      What about all those people wearing Red Hats?

      The old ladies? They don't like computers.

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    32. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope this is sarcastic, otherwise you are a douche.

    33. Re:iPad by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      News for you, no artist is intellectual. Its physiologically impossible. Artists are right-brained, intellectuals are left-brained. Artists use feeling, intellectuals don't want to be bothered by it.

      I think what you meant is elitist or snooty, s.a.: pretentious. That is what discerning artists are. *Their* subjectivity is clearly superior to *yours*. Artists would drive a BMW, if they could afford one, because they are snooty. But they can't, because they are artists and can;t have a real job because face it, artists like to suffer. it gives more value to their art. (van Gogh totally nailed it with the earless thing!)

      Whereas an intellectuals know that subjectivity is transient, and not really anything of value or concern. However, intellectuals can afford and do drive BMWs, because they have a real job. But they do so, only because they appreciate the engineering, oh and they can afford one...

      Seriously, I worked with a team of artists, and they were all very poorly paid, and barely got by. It was like making money from their art and having a comfortable existence would devalue their work. "Sell out" one called it. They needed to suffer to have their art have meaning.

      (Not really flame bait, because its true according to my expereince, but I am sure this will be modded as such.)

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    34. Re:iPad by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      What about a 14" version for Ron Jeremy?

      Or would that be the Ron Jeremy edition?

      "a Bigger iPad for the man who needs MORE!"

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    35. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone forgot to turn on their irony detector.

    36. Re:iPad by darthdavid · · Score: 1

      Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race, strong, agile, fierce and cunning, but harder than stone. Unlike the older race of the Twilight they could endure the Sun, so long as the will of Torvalds held sway over them.

    37. Re:iPad by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that in Fight Club? "I flipped through catalogs and wondered: What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"

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    38. Re:iPad by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      what is the purpose of this medium-sized iPhone?

      You certainly aren't a hipster. I've studied their language and the prickish snooty word replacement for medium is "Grande". Nobody knows why.

      They know I'm an artist and an intellectual person... and also full of myself.

      There fixed it.

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      The game.
    39. Re:iPad by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      A lot of "artists" work in advertising and commercial trades and are quite well paid, thank you very much. An artist who only ekes by is something of a mediocrity, with rare exception, or maybe thats just me being "snooty."

      Posted from my iPad.

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      Don't blame me, I voted for Baltar.
    40. Re:iPad by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1

      Think different. Just like everybody else.

    41. Re:iPad by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      So, is it a smaller ipad or a bigger ipod touch?

      Or is it a bigger iphone without the phone?

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    42. Re:iPad by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      OTOH, I am currently mixing a movie about the Marines fighting aliens that invade Los Angeles, so then again maybe I'm a "sell-out." But that sort of attitude isn't limited to artists-- I'm sure RMS thinks more than a few developers are "sellouts," etc..

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    43. Re:iPad by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Informative

      A 7" ipod will still have all of the disadvantages of an ipod.

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    44. Re:iPad by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > At least when I see an Apple user I know he is different, intellectual person I can have a good conversation with.

      Nope. That "Apple user" is probably plugging their iThing into a Windows box.

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    45. Re:iPad by Shikaku · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apply directly to the forehead..

    46. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leonardo da Vinci ?

    47. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's weird is that in NYC it actually DOES impress girls...

    48. Re:iPad by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Sometimes a poor artist is really not a very good one, but sometimes artists are incredibly ahead of their time and not understood, although that may have been more true around the time of Vincent van Gogh than now.

      At any rate exceptional artists are by definition very rare exceptions.

    49. Re:iPad by Risha · · Score: 1

      (I'm very sorry I don't have mod points today, as I'm betting most of this crowd don't get the joke. If it helps, I laughed, loudly.)

    50. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I caught the satire right when he said he uses iPad to impress *girls*. A Freudian slip.

      On the other hand, I hear it makes a great conversation starter if you're trying to attract the attention of *men*...

    51. Re:iPad by GennarinoParsifalle · · Score: 1

      what is the purpose of this medium-sized iPhone?

      You certainly aren't a hipster. I've studied their language and the prickish snooty word replacement for medium is "Grande". Nobody knows why.

      Nobody also knows why the Italian word for "big" should mean "medium", btw...

    52. Re:iPad by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Well, we can all appreciate the "this person isn't just talking to me because they want me to fix the computer they have packed to the gills with malware" part.

    53. Re:iPad by Peter+Blood · · Score: 0

      Think bigger, man. Just wait until you can bring some girls over to show them your iTable.

    54. Re:iPad by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Don't be givin' him the hairy eye ye gooch!

    55. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whereas the good guys with Apple gear wear white hats

      And have dark blue handkerchiefs folded in their right rear pockets.

      This means: http://alt.xmission.com/~trevin/hanky.html

    56. Re:iPad by drolli · · Score: 1

      Its funny how people tend to think that having a different size of a single device type is the only variation to fit your needs....

      In coffee shops, i prefer my ebook reader. smaller than the ipad, and battery lasts longer, and less intrusive when flipping pages. Chick which are impressed by the ipad are not the right ones for me.

      For things i need to do (email, appointments etc), an phone with a real keyboard is enough. (Nokia e63 in my case). If the iphone is too small to create a real working keyboard for typing email quickly, i am not sure the right solution is to use an ipad.

      For mobile surfing, i like my sharp pc t1 (arm device running on linux). No multitouch, but a clever two-button device where one button also track the motion of you finger. You dont need to take you hands of the device to scroll.

      (and btw for playing mp3s i have another mp3 player, small enough not to be felt in the pocket when cycling)

    57. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I want to be different too, just like everyone else.

    58. Re:iPad by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Monday this week, riding home on my bike there was this late model VW beetle. Very new in fashionable black with a fake flower on the dash board (I am told they all have them) and an Apple Computer sticker on the rear windscreen. I wondered if that is standard too.

    59. Re:iPad by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      But what will it project in the space around the picture of Hugh Jackman?

    60. Re:iPad by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Or is it a bigger iphone without the phone?

      Its an i

    61. Re:iPad by Luscious868 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think it's great. I will have my iPhone as a mobile device, the normal big and classy iPad for coffee shops and to impress girls, and the medium size iPhone/iPad variant for things while iPhone isn't enough, but when iPad is too big. I can already think hundreds of different situations where it will fit perfectly.

      I remember the same softballs being tossed at the iPod and again at the iPhone when they were released. There were just overpriced, overhyped pieces of hardware that would only appeal to Apple fanboys. Only people who got caught in the Jobs reality distortion field would ever be interested in buying them.

      How did that work out for you? I heard the same arguments against the iPad as well. They are still selling like hot cakes meanwhile the predictions of it's demise are looking just as laughable as that of the iPod and iPhone.

      You may be too stupid to get the appeal of a smaller, less expensive iPad because it doesn't smell like Richard Stallman and run Linux. The rest of us, however, who are intrigued about the device but put off by it's price point just might be willing to try a smaller version of it at a less expensive price point to see if we like the concept before committing a larger sum to buy the bigger model. You know, just like the Mac Mini, low end iPods and the entry level $99 dollar iPhone.

      1997 called. They want their functionality over ease of use mentality back. What is so hard to grasp about the concept that consumers want convenience first, functionality second? Time and time again in the tech industry we've seen superior technology beaten by convenience.

      That's great that your $150.00 tablet can run 7 Linux distros and just about every piece of open source software that has ever been written. The $400.00 tablet from Apple that doesn't require a CS degree to run out of the box will outsell it 100 to 1.

    62. Re:iPad by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

      Who the hell modded this flamebait?

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    63. Re:iPad by oztiks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Posted from my iPad.

      How long did it take to type in :) ...

      I've tried to slashdot on my iPad, login box screws up and it takes punch in send comments.

    64. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a bigger version of the iPhone without the phone but not AS big as a bigger version of the iPod touch making it's size somewhere between the iPod nano and the iPad ...

    65. Re:iPad by tsa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, after I took that blue pill she surely was impressed!

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    66. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just continue to follow the sheep and install your Windows" - lol

      apple has found a way to con more cash out of you all. mmmHAHAHAHAH

    67. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like "Everyone be 'Nice' to the *special* kid."

    68. Re:iPad by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Posted this from my iPad in about a minute. Slashdot has always worked fine for me.

    69. Re:iPad by lxs · · Score: 1

      What I'd really like is a 27" iPad running OSX with an integrated stand, a DVD burner and a place to plug in a keyboard and mouse.
      With gear like that I wouldn't even need the touch screen.

    70. Re:iPad by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      That's odd, I've never had a problem with /. on my iPad. Even the ajaxy comment interface works as expected.

      (Posted from my iPad)

    71. Re:iPad by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Posted from my iPad.

      Please no, we'll end up like Facebook. Every page is a wall of Apple advertising, because everytime the few who use Apple products do something, we have to have the obligtary advertisement telling everyone how they used an Apple product to do it.

      Do we get "Posted using Windows" or "Posted using Linux"? No, because no one cases, and turning posts into ads is generally annoying. Netbooks don't do it, most other phones don't do it either (although annoyingly, Android phones have started to pick up the trend).

    72. Re:iPad by unwastaken · · Score: 1

      Each of these an order of magnitude more impressive than the next.

    73. Re:iPad by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      A suit made of iPod touch... crazy idea, convert yourself into a giant walking digital billboard. You only need some software to split up the image and send it to all the iPods, maybe have one more recent iPod touch as the master and use first generation, slower models for all the others to lower costs.

      Anyone willing to take that challenge? Just wait until the 4th generation iPod touch comes out in about one month and you should have a very good supply of dirt-cheap first-generation iPod touch on eBay, Craigslist, etc.

    74. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow. I didn't think there were idiots as big as you? I mean I'm an apple fan don't take this the wrong way, I have lots of apple stuff, but I didn't think there'd be fanboys to the point of this level of idiocracy? ..well, good luck with your mini-ipad. Maybe it'll make you look smarter because , sure as heck, you're not.

    75. Re:iPad by lemoon · · Score: 0

      hmm, really? launch the 7-inch iPad by Christmas! Great news to some degree. Well, I think the 9.7 inch screen must be more popular for enjoying movies and videos, u know one of the top features of iPad is movie watching. At least now Im sucked in enjoying kinds of videos and movies with iPad, though some times need in the help of iPad video converter from iFunia for lack of flash support. But on the contrast, the 7-inch also have market I bileve, as it will be lightter than the 9.7 inch one, it's really a little heavy to keep around.

    76. Re:iPad by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      I think are being funny, though it is sort of hard to tell since I see so many comments that aren't trying to be funny that sound so similar on other sites. Human beings are sad.

    77. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are we still talking about an iPad?

  2. 7 inches is perfect for the girl slashdotters by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is truly news for female nerds. 8 inches is too big and that old 5.5 inch average just isn't satisfying. I will of course be gifting one to the next geeky girl I date, so she will be thoroughly satisfied by seven inches of perfection.

    1. Re:7 inches is perfect for the girl slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Too bad she will still be unimpressed by the hamster-sized organ between your legs.

    2. Re:7 inches is perfect for the girl slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she usually goes out with Apple users, she'll probably be grateful it's that big and that you're hetero.

    3. Re:7 inches is perfect for the girl slashdotters by hey! · · Score: 1

      Too bad she will still be unimpressed by the hamster-sized organ between your legs.

      [Guy unzips his jeans]

      Girl [screams]: Oh my God!

      Guy: impressive, ain't it?

      Girl: It's got hair!

      Guy: That's because it's my hamster.

      Girl: Help! Somebody get me out of here!

      Guy [drooling]: I really looove my hamster...

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    4. Re:7 inches is perfect for the girl slashdotters by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      But, the jokes on you cause that really WAS a hamster, duct-taped to your leg!

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    5. Re:7 inches is perfect for the girl slashdotters by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > Too bad she will still be unimpressed by the hamster-sized organ between your legs.

      Wikipedia:
        the largest is the common hamster (Cricetus cricetus), measuring up to 34 cm (about 13.5 inches) long, not including a short tail

      Well, if she is unimpressed by a 13.5-inch penis, then NOTHING will impress her. Time for a Real Doll, I guess.

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  3. Interesting by Pojut · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It will be interesting to see if being smaller will fix some of the problems people have with holding the current model...I also am curious to see how battery life will be affected by this.

    Not to mention pricing.

    1. Re:Interesting by Godskitchen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they'll try to charge more for it than the standard iPad claiming that it's lighter and more compact. Coming soon: iPad Air

    2. Re:Interesting by Pojut · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'd laugh...except the chances of this eventually being true are quite high -_-;;

    3. Re:Interesting by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except they aren't. Based on what history do you claim that this is a "high" chance? Name a single product where they have released a smaller size version that was more expensive than the full size? Oh wait, you can't. Hurp durp!

    4. Re:Interesting by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      It will be interesting to see ... Not to mention pricing.

      I'm sure the price won't be much higher than the original iPad. Yes, higher. All that iPad functionality in a smaller, more portable form factor? We'll pay for that miniaturization technology. ;-)

    5. Re:Interesting by Pojut · · Score: 2, Funny

      Calm down, nutter...I was just kidding.

      Sheesh. You serious people, with your seriousness...you're so busy seriousizing everyone, you never stop to think about how you're seriousizing yourself.

      I'm being totally serious.

    6. Re:Interesting by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      The MacBook Air, hence him using the designation iPad Air for his joke. The Air has a base starting price of about what I payed for my enhanced (memory and hard disk) MacBook Pro 13", and it has a smaller screen and no built-in optical drive. Basically, another "what's the point?" product like a mini iPad that also seems to fill a niche people only think existed after the product was "rumored" to exist.

    7. Re:Interesting by KarrdeSW · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except they aren't. Based on what history do you claim that this is a "high" chance? Name a single product where they have released a smaller size version that was more expensive than the full size? Oh wait, you can't. Hurp durp!

      Power Mac G4 Cube

    8. Re:Interesting by Dunbal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      We'll pay for that miniaturization technology. ;-)

            Apple users will pay for anything, so long as they can get another little white Apple sticker.

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    9. Re:Interesting by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      The Air has a base starting price of about what I payed for my enhanced (memory and hard disk) MacBook Pro 13", and it has a smaller screen and no built-in optical drive.

      Bullshit. The Air has a 13.3" screen.

      Air: 13.3-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit glossy widescreen display with support for millions of colors.

      The Air isn't a "smaller" model comparable to say an iPod to an iPod Nano or say this 7" iPad to a full-size iPad.

    10. Re:Interesting by Pojut · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apple users will pay for anything, so long as they can get another little white Apple sticker.

      My then-fiance now-wife bought an Apple sticker about a year ago and put it on her Thinkpad.

      Me: "Why did you do that?"
      Brittnie: "Because now I get all the pretentiousness without being a broke asshole."
      Me: ::facepalm::

    11. Re:Interesting by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Meh. I would rather have a touchbook convertible tablet/netbook from Always Innovating. To bad they could have called the company Always Innovating - but you will never notice because all our shipments are at least 6 months late.

      http://www.alwaysinnovating.com/touchbook/

    12. Re:Interesting by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I'll bite....

      macbook = $999
      macbook air = $1499

      More money for the smaller version.

      Hurp! Durp! Home Boy!

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    13. Re:Interesting by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Well she does own a thinkpad....

      That still makes her mostly broke.

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    14. Re:Interesting by Pojut · · Score: 1

      It was actually a graduation present from her grandmother, which just added to the hilarity :-)

    15. Re:Interesting by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      The Touchbook had potential but they blew it by releasing it when the hardware units were basically on-off prototypes and the software is still beta at best.

      The iPad is a hell of a lot better either way, though.

    16. Re:Interesting by freeweed · · Score: 1

      "Brittnie"? ::facepalm::

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    17. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Because now I get all the pretentiousness without being a broke asshole."

      If what she bought is a real Thinkpad and not the later Lenovo-designed junk, then she probably already was a broke asshole http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_title

    18. Re:Interesting by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      SSD instead of spinning platters and thin enough that lots of people don't think it's actually a laptop - you can stuff it in a manilla envelope ferchrissakes!

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    19. Re:Interesting by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

      If you don't value the form factor, or the SSD, or the increased battery life, then yes, those are probably comparable for your purposes.

    20. Re:Interesting by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except they aren't. Based on what history do you claim that this is a "high" chance? Name a single product where they have released a smaller size version that was more expensive than the full size? Oh wait, you can't. Hurp durp!

      Macbook Air, though it seemed obvious from his initial post you somehow missed that. He even specified 'lighter and more compact', again another obvious hint at the Macbook Air which was somehow not obvious to you. Did you even bother to read the post or were you so consumed with rage you just had to post something, anything?

      So, to actually look at his claim: More Compact? Yes. And here are the dimensions:

      Macbook Air: 12.8" wide × 8.94" deep × 0.16–0.76" high

      Macbook (of the time): 12.78" wide x 8.92" deep x 1.08" high

      Unless of course your math fails you, you can see the Macbook Air is more compact.

      Lighter? Yes. Weights:

      Macbook Air: 1.36kg

      Macbook (of the time): 2.3-2.4kg

      Again, pretty obvious he is correct as the Macbook Air is lighter.

      Try not to respond in blind rage mmmkay?

    21. Re:Interesting by dloose · · Score: 1

      Did you make your wife change her last name AND her first name when you married her? 'cause that right there is a deal breaker.

    22. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm so it's just thinner - that means it's smaller in the Z dimension instead of the X and Y dimensions. I have one... I can say it is smaller than the other Apple laptops (hence why I bought it), and it certainly costs more. Seems simple to me. When you come upon size constraints, making things smaller makes them cost MORE. Then you aren't going against size constraints, making things smaller makes them cost LESS. The current iPad models are mostly empty inside, besides the giant battery, so I would assume the new ones will be cheaper. (The screen will be smaller, the batteries will maybe be smaller, it will use less metal, and probably nearly the same electronics).

      What matters for size in electronics is mainly overall volume, so it doesn't matter much (to a point) it it's thickness, width, whatever.

  4. April 1 already? by jaroslav · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, I just pre-ordered my iPad Nano.

    1. Re:April 1 already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      end point: ruggedized, small object containing microscopic all purpose open source portable computer processor node, capable of recieving, processing, and transmitting nearly unlimited data wirelessly. open source flat screen oled displays on all walls, all sizes up to 200 feet, and on every internet enabled device (ie everything built or grown with any though to relative permanency), with stereo speakers, so that wherever you are you can view or listen to whatever you are streaming through your device (a ring, an earring, a necklace, a lee press on nail, ampallang, eyeglasses, brain implant). full speech recognition, no more typing, only speech to text and vice versa as desired (reading is a distinct data form, not just a waystation, but typing is going to be obsolete). I find it funny when tech companies shrink down the screen: no, the screens need to be cheap, big, ubiquitous, with nodes built in and simultaneously capable of recieving data from other nodes supplying the screens, (including split screens that can be folded as desired if two people are there using the same screen) and all need to be interoperable like legos. anything else is bullshit 10 years from now.

  5. Fool by name_already_taken · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's obviously going to be called the iPod Maxi.

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  6. "Often reliable" by remove+office · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The often-reliable Chinese language newspaper -- which correctly predicted the first coming of the iPad when everyone else on the planet was carping on about a sub-$500 netbook from the Cupertino company

    Oh please. This is the same "often-reliable" newspaper that predicted that Apple was going to release an iPhone nano earlier this year.

    Also, the idea that anybody expected Apple to release a "sub-$500 netboook" is sheer lunacy. Nobody seriously expected that-- the iPad was widely anticipated by just about everyone for months before it was released.

    1. Re:"Often reliable" by RingDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also, the idea that anybody expected Apple to release a "sub-$500 netboook" is sheer lunacy. Nobody seriously expected that-- the iPad was widely anticipated by just about everyone for months before it was released.

      The entire concept of a "sub-$500 netbook" market is sheer lunacy. I can get a Core-2 duo 2.3ghz 15" laptop for just under $400 (it's in this month's special from NewEgg.com). Why the hell would anyone pay $500 for a netbook when they can get a way more powerful note book for $400?

      If I'm going to buy a netbook, we better be talking about the sub-$200 market.

      -Rick

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    2. Re:"Often reliable" by denobug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why the hell would anyone pay $500 for a netbook when they can get a way more powerful note book for $400?

      In the mobile computing world, size matters.

    3. Re:"Often reliable" by erroneus · · Score: 2, Informative

      A sub-$200 PC is comparable to a sub-$500 Apple iGadget. iGadgets are nice, but they don't really offer competitive value for the dollar. (tell me more about the superior grade and choice parts selected... I have heard it all, but the failure rate of Apple hardware is no different than other gear and certainly no different than less expensive gear...) But just the same, these sub-$200 netbooks are known to run Mac OS X quite nicely.

    4. Re:"Often reliable" by Frankenshteen · · Score: 1

      I'd be looking for iphone nano next month. So, when ai is proved correct, this post will have even greater meaning.

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    5. Re:"Often reliable" by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...plus you need some sort of PC to manage your iThing with. It might as well be a sub-$200 PC.

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    6. Re:"Often reliable" by jpcarter · · Score: 0

      We've had this conversation before.

      Some people want a Cheap Ass Ultra Portable notebook computer with a 6 hour battery life.

      Not everybody wants what you want.

    7. Re:"Often reliable" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well sure, but there's always a premium for Apple products. Were they to release a netbook running OS X, I'm guessing it would be priced around $499.

    8. Re:"Often reliable" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot, it's apple. That alone damn near doubles the price.

    9. Re:"Often reliable" by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      1) you have clearly failed to understand what "sub" means
      2) Apple doesn't sell a laptop for less than $999 (excluding discounts/clearance sales/refurbished specials), and this is what you need to keep in mind when you consider the possibility of an Apple netbook. $400 laptops don't exist in the Apple world.

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    10. Re:"Often reliable" by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Because people aren't necessarily rational, and people are willing to pay a premium for certain products, regardless of utility.
      Think of it this way: you're thirsty. You can go get a drink from the water cooler for nothing, you can pick up a Coke for £1 from the vending machine or you can go and spend £3.50 on a mochachochagrandelatte from a high street global conglomerate coffee shop. All will fix your thirst. It's not "wrong" per se to choose something that's more expensive if you want to. It might be misguided, or you might get enough enjoyment from "the experience" that it's worth the money. YMMV.

  7. If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

    Too bad she will still be unimpressed by the hamster-sized organ between your legs.

    The common hamster can grow to a size of fourteen inches in length, three inches across, and can weigh up to a pound.

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    1. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by Stele · · Score: 4, Funny

      The common hamster [wikipedia.org] can grow to a size of fourteen inches in length, three inches across, and can weigh up to a pound.

      So THAT's why my wife calls "it" my big hamsta.

    2. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by The+Salamander · · Score: 1

      Yea, but the cat always eats them way before they get that large...

    3. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by bannable · · Score: 2, Informative

      Too bad the common hamster isn't the one that we make a pet of.

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    4. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by Stele · · Score: 1

      BTW I expect to get thoroughly trashed for that comment.

    5. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they enjoy a whopping 2 mm boner.

    6. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "hamster-sized organ" != "hamster-organ-sized organ"

      If you've got an organ the size of a hamster, you don't need an iPad/iPhone to pick up chicks, and they'll probably buy the drinks.

    7. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Forget about hamsters. Min's a capybara!

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    8. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you said "thrashed". And I thought "That's what she said."

    9. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      At least your not using a gerbil in your description.

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    10. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your mom's muffin smells like a capybara.

    11. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The common hamster [wikipedia.org] can grow to a size of fourteen inches in length, three inches across, and can weigh up to a pound.

      So THAT's why my wife calls "it" my big hamsta.

      Your "wife" has a "hamster"?

    12. Re:If by unimpressed you mean terrified... by oztiks · · Score: 1

      So ... how do get it to stop chewing on your nuts?

  8. iStenographer's Pad by NotOverHere · · Score: 1

    I would maybe buy it as long as it's Gregg ruled.

  9. Why 7 inches? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    My wife keeps telling me "size doesn't matter!"

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    1. Re:Why 7 inches? by medcalf · · Score: 1

      I'm so sorry for you.

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    2. Re:Why 7 inches? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      My wife keeps telling me "size doesn't matter!"

      Your wife lies!

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    3. Re:Why 7 inches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Length doesn't matter, unless your dick is like four inches long or less. Girth does matter though.

    4. Re:Why 7 inches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what she told me!

    5. Re:Why 7 inches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife keeps telling me "size doesn't matter!"

      Strange.. that's not what your wife tells me.

    6. Re:Why 7 inches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife keeps telling me "size doesn't matter!"

      That's not what she tells me.

    7. Re:Why 7 inches? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Battery life does!

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  10. bullshit by jewishbaconzombies · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lessie - Apple only updates SKUs once and year - and is having trouble building the current model fast enough. OMG THERE'S ANOTHER ONE COMING TOMORROW!

    Fuck you Slashdot.

    1. Re:bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hey retard. SKU means "Stock Keeping Unit". It doesn't mean product, it's the name of a fucking serial number!

    2. Re:bullshit by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      In shop talk, though, updating a SKU means releasing a new revision of a product. It's fairly common usage.

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  11. I'm hopeful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The current iPad is a bit too big to use for my planned "in-dash" computer, however a 7 inch iPad would fit the bill perfectly for my car. Built in iPod, plenty of decent navigation software and hopefully there is a 3G version (pandora internet radio, in dash anyone?).

    1. Re:I'm hopeful by Luminary+Crush · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I am planning to do. I was trying to find a way to fit the iPad into a dash but it's just too big. This one will be perfect - I can't wait :-)

  12. I think I like it... by rwven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Obvious jokes aside, I think I'd trade in my 9.7" for the 7" if it became an option. The higher density of the screen with the same specs and a smaller footprint just sounds like win to me. Seeing as I mainly use the iPad for reading, it looks like this could be the perfect size for an e-reader.

    It really all depends on how much they want to drop the price, if at all. I certainly wouldn't pay the same amount all over again when I've got a perfectly acceptable, not quite as small device already.

    1. Re:I think I like it... by Kepesk · · Score: 1

      I agree. I would be much more apt to use the 7" device rather than the current model. But I still can't see myself using it enough to warrant the expense.

    2. Re:I think I like it... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      It's not. I have the best android e-reader that isout right now, the pandigital novel. and I wish I had a bigger screen. If all I read were entertainment books it might be useful, but I read technical stuff and the 9" ipad size makes it a LOT easier to deal with.

      I just wish they would release a android tablet that did not suck. The hardware is anemic as heck on all these things. and this one is the fastest you can buy right now.

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    3. Re:I think I like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could have bought an e-reader, saved a shit-ton of money and had something you wanted all along

      god are all apple consumers retarded?

    4. Re:I think I like it... by joshier · · Score: 0

      Why not use a Kindle 2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Kindle, from what I see - they are far better for reading digital text on screen. I saw one once in a computer shop here in the UK and they are fantastic.

    5. Re:I think I like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what I'm thinking. A smaller version would be better to carry around with me. This one belongs to my wife, and I'd never forgive myself if I lost or broke it.

    6. Re:I think I like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For an e-reader, you'd want an e-ink display, stupid!

    7. Re:I think I like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the person of course. The female jokes above aside, it's a smart market for Apple to target. Wives like gadgets, and their man certainly won't mind buying one for them. It worked for Lexus (seriously, they designed their initial small SUV years ago focusing on females, and I believe they gained a higher proportion of the small SUV luxury market and overall luxury class market share because of it, something they still pretty much maintain today).

      Myself, I don't like Apple, but the size of the Kindle 2 and Kindle DX probably are a good approximation from what I hear. As a male, I found the Kindle 2 too small (I'm sort of lanky, Marfan's Syndrome looking fellow, roughly 10" hand to wrist/carpals). My initial impression of the DX (I now own 2) was that it was too unwieldy, but I'm actually quite used to it now.

      Anyways, my point is, the current Apple ipad is roughly similar in size to the DX, but weighs more. I can't see the average female holding one of these on the subway with one hand comfortably. And maybe be a prelude to a higher resolution ipad.

    8. Re:I think I like it... by rwven · · Score: 1

      Only shilling idiots compare the iPad to a simple e-reader. Get a clue.

    9. Re:I think I like it... by rwven · · Score: 1

      Problem is, while I MAINLY use it for reading, I also use it for many of its other awesome uses. :-P Simple e-readers just don't cut it.

  13. Many claim to have a 7-inch iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When in reality most iPads are only 5.5 inches.

  14. Size is not the factor, weight is by rsborg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know the iPad is nice and shiny and oh so good looking, but honestly, a Kindle causes less strain on the eyes and much easier to hold and is now, much cheaper. Perhaps this 7" will remove the arm-strain issues, while still delivering good battery life and sweet color screen that's not so small as to cause eye strain (reading the iPod touch in bed is not conducive to sleep, whereas I have no problems with the iPad).

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    1. Re:Size is not the factor, weight is by david_thornley · · Score: 0

      Except that the Kindle and iPad are different sorts of things. You can read books on both of them, and the Kindle's likely a better choice for that, but the iPad will do a lot more things.

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    2. Re:Size is not the factor, weight is by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      But they share some characteristics. For example, neither can display Flash animations.

      Additionally, people who buy them enjoy the superiority complex that comes bundled.

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    3. Re:Size is not the factor, weight is by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you just want to read books the iPad is a poor choice compared to the Kindle.

      But the Kindle is also a poor choice compared to the much less expensive readers that are out there, if you just want to read books - choices that don't subject you to vendor lock-in or make you pay for frivolous features that you don't really need to read books.

  15. New iPad rumored by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2, Funny

    The rumor is a bit misleading. Actually the new device is the iPhone 5, basically a new iPhone 4 equipped with a 2 inches bumper.

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    1. Re:New iPad rumored by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      The rumor is a bit misleading. Actually the new device is the iPhone 5, basically a new iPhone 4 equipped with a 2 inch[es] bumper.

      That's no bumper. That's the antenna. Steve hates bad publicity. Never again will the iPhone be castigated for poor antenna performance. In fact, Apple engineers are working on accessory antennas for those difficult areas in SF and NYC as we speak (early prototype seen in a bar in Puerto Rico).

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    2. Re:New iPad rumored by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Sounds like we have also English teachers around here :-)

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  16. The only way I could see this by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 0

    The only way I could see this is if it had a retina display.
    (pun not intended.)

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  17. Cut down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A 'cut down' iPad?

    The iPad only does one thing at a time - presumably the 'cut down' version will do zero things at a time.

    But it will look nice.

  18. Small iPad? by drej · · Score: 1

    Who cares about a small iPad? I want a big iPhone, damnit.

    1. Re:Small iPad? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      No no no. You have to have both!

  19. I've seen it. by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    The big surprise is that it's round not rectangular. the current one is 7.75" x 5.81" the round one is 7.6" in diameter, which has exactly the same area. But it's round so it's more aesthetically pleasing. You can hold it from any orientation and it's the same simplifying the interface. There is a single button is in the middle on the back.

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  20. Re:No way Steve Jobs has 7-inches by AnonymousClown · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And anyone who questions the wisdom of this will be immediately dismissed as a "Microsoft conformist" who doesn't understand how Steve is creating a beautiful closed ecosystem that will save us all from the oppression of more open platforms.

    No. You're an "Apple Hater". Apparently, you have this irrational belief that Apple consumers are sheep and will buy anything that has an Apple logo on it and pay any price. You will point to the long lines of people who wait through the night and say "See, they're a bunch sheep! WTF are they doing?! It's not like Apple will have a limited run or something. Apple will pump this shit out by the millions and never stop!"

    But you're a hater. Face it.

    You'll point out all the years on /. where any post critical of Apple was modded down to -1 regardless of the merits of the comment. Why stating that Apple products sold for a premium without any real reason was an automatic "-1 Flamebait" with dozens of comments following explaining your error and if you did a one on one comparison of features Apple wasn't that bad. Pointing out that you had no need for half of the features would be an automatic "-1 Troll" and the obvious responses of "Well Apple isn't right for you!" that would then get modded "+5 Insightful" or "Informative"

    Then feeling horribly picked on (rightfully so) you post that Apple stole their UI from Xerox.

    The Apple fanbois immediately bring out their Apple branded pitchforks and put on their combat black turtlenecks (AH! Those black turtlenecks are really part of their commando uniform) and before impaling you, inform you that Apple made it workable, beautiful and Holy! Infidel!

    Just say'in. Yeah, don't let the high UID fool you folks. I've been around longer than I appear.

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  21. Second chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe this is Apple's way of giving us, the techy crowd, another opportunity to predict how well the iPad is going to sell. I, for one, am going to seize this opportunity:

    The 7" iPad is going to flop! You can do everything a 7" iPad can do on a smartphone. Or you could get a netbook and actually have a REAL keyboard, plus it would do everything the 7" iPad does and MORE for $300 less! The 7" iPad won't even have flash, so you won't be able to view 85% of the media on the internet. No camera, no usb ports, walled garden? They aren't going to sell 100 of these. In fact, everyone who actually wants one of these is a wanker!

    I think I nailed it this time.

  22. I'd buy one. by Triv · · Score: 1

    a 7" portable media viewer would have screen dimensions of 5.6" x 4.2". That's slightly smaller than a Kindle but with a larger screen - just the right size for a jeans pocket but easier to read than an iPod touch and not as showy / cumbersome as an iPad.

    Sounds perfect to me. Sign me up.

  23. Another revolution! by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    This will revolutionize the way we use iPads!!!!

    1. Re:Another revolution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "sup dawg, i herd you like revolutionary devices so we revolutionalized a revolutionary device so you can use a revolutionized revolutionary device." - Steve Jobs

  24. Re:No way Steve Jobs has 7-inches by 1310nm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love Apple's mobile products, I just don't see the point in buying their laptop/desktop machines unless you are an artist. Even then, it's becoming a bit of a stretch of the word "necessary" to have an OS X machine. Their Windows counterparts are just incredibly cheaper and more compatible with devices and other computers around them, usually. 7 is a very good OS, IMO.

  25. Is that man-inches or ruler-inches? by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

    Because what some guys claim to be 7 inches long...

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  26. more details. by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    The big surprise is that it's round not rectangular. the current one is 7.75" x 5.81" the round one is 7.6" in diameter, which has exactly the same area. But it's round so it's more aesthetically pleasing. You can hold it from any orientation and it's the same simplifying the interface. There is a single button is in the middle on the back.

    I exaggerated a little. Actually, the pixels are hexagonal so there are six preferred orientations to avoid weird aliasing effects. However, the surprise is that with the new Retinal display density anti-aliasing is not a problem any more! SO unless you are in the 2% of people that can resolve the retinal display at 2 feet from your eye then, yes, for practical purposes, it can be held at any angle. The speakers use a bose wave guide technology for a deep base response despite the low volume. Additionally, the screen glass has an array of ultrasonic transducers that create a sensation to your finger tips as they touch the screen providing both haptic feedback as well as allowing it to sense how hard you are pressing the screen. The camera itself is integrated into the screen smack in the center so you can hold it up like a mirror and not get any weird off-axis ("up nose") view for the facetime video conferencing.

    it's going magic.

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    1. Re:more details. by Bertie · · Score: 1

      I'll have a pint of whatever you're drinking.

  27. Wallet sized by grimJester · · Score: 1

    A 7-inch 16:9 screen could fit in a 3,5" wide device, making it fit in a pocket rather than needing a bag. Not that I'd buy one regardless, but it would distinguish "pads" from netbooks in the way you carry them around. It might be a more convenient e-reader/web browser format. I think I could imagine buying one that connects to the net through my phone and/or wifi, but I wouldn't want to use it as a phone with a separate phone number or have to switch sim cards etc. Locked into monthly fees is right out - I can't imagine any bundled services that would make it feel like a good deal.

  28. You know, for kids by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only way I can see a 7" iPad making sense is if it has the same resolution, and is more ruggedized - perfect for giving to kids.

    Otherwise it adds too much confusion to the lineup, something Apple doesn't like to do.

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  29. I'm sure I'm not the only one... by MoxFulder · · Score: 0

    ... on the edge of my seat, waiting to find out what this wondrous new device is called.

    Will it be the iPad Mini? The iPod Maxi? The iTouch Macro Pad? Or what???

  30. Where are the lawsuits? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    So with the iPhone 4, Apple sued the bajeezus out of that kid from Cupertino, CA.

    Why isn't Apple suing the hell out of some factory in China for leaking secrets?

    1. Re:Where are the lawsuits? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Did they sue him? Last I saw, the case was under investigation by the police, since selling stolen property for $5K is probably a felony. Moreover, as a US company, how much luck do you think Apple would have suing somebody in China for anything related to that mishmash called IP?

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    2. Re:Where are the lawsuits? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

      So if the iPhone kid was in China, Apple wouldn't waste a penny going after him...

  31. Kindle has more strian by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The Kindle has other benefits, like battery life - but eyestrain is NOT one of them. I can't read more than a page or two on that grayish low contrast screen without starting to hate it.

    People who complain abut eyestrain have not looked at a good LCD with appropriate brightness controls, or are looking at the LCD in conditions they would not have even been able to read a Kindle. Background light is important for LCD use too...

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Kindle has more strian by MistrBlank · · Score: 1

      Personally I can't stand the nearly seizure inducing flash every time you change the page on a Nook or Kindle.

      Page flow with an LCD device like the iPad is smooth. It also doesn't require an external light source that will bug my wife while reading at night in bed.

    2. Re:Kindle has more strian by RapmasterT · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Kindle has other benefits, like battery life - but eyestrain is NOT one of them. I can't read more than a page or two on that grayish low contrast screen without starting to hate it.

      People who complain abut eyestrain have not looked at a good LCD with appropriate brightness controls, or are looking at the LCD in conditions they would not have even been able to read a Kindle. Background light is important for LCD use too...

      I'm sick to death of hearing people parrot "eyestrain" as a benefit of e-ink over LCD. It's total bullshit. Reading with the low contrast grey on lighter grey e-ink is a MUCH more fatiguing experience in almost every scenario except for bright sunlight. It's almost like the two technologies are good for remarkably different things, with little overlap.

      I may be alone, but I actually own BOTH an ipad and a kindle, and use whichever one is best suited to the situation at hand. This works well for me because I'm not some kind of juvenile freak who insists that every device I buy be the wonder tool that does everything, or it's junk. Also, I'm not broke, so I can afford it.

    3. Re:Kindle has more strian by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Of course you are sick of it. It's an obvious criticism to level over a mediocre general purpose device when comparing it to a highly specialized one.

      It serves to deflate the mindless hype and inevitablity associated with the iThing.

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  32. may contain bad language by rainmouse · · Score: 1

    Who cares about a small iPad? I want a big iPhone, damnit.

    If your offended by bad language, an extreme fanboy or adverse to humour then avoid this link: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4579717&id=592104868&ref=notif&notif_t=photo_reply#!/ryan.A.hawthorne

  33. The price drop could be significant by alispguru · · Score: 1

    Remember the iPod mini? Came out at $200 when the standard iPod (with much more storage) was $300, and they sold a LOT of them.

    If they're doing the cover-the-spectrum strategy they did with iPods, they could end up with a lineup like this:

    * 9.7" iPad - $500
    * 7" iPad - $350
    * iPod touch - $200

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    To a Lisp hacker, XML is S-expressions in drag.
  34. Smaller? I want bigger! by kizza42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If anything, I would actually prefer they shoot for a larger screen. My wife uses one to store all of her sheet music that would have otherwise required a suitcase to haul around to performances, its actually faster to sight read off and turn the pages with a touch than a real music book. Her only complaint is that it would be nice if the usable screen was slightly larger. An A4/Legal sized screen would properly rule the world!

  35. 7-inch iPad Rumored..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT'S CALLED THE iPhone.

    Apple keeps remaking the same product, and people keep rebuying it.
    They treat their customers like idiots. Stop kissing their ass already.

    - PC, Life without walls.

  36. Strangely, I find the iPad almost not big enough.. by swb · · Score: 1

    It's a good size for most things, but it's still not big enough to comfortably display a newspaper or a magazine without zooming & panning, and this includes some web sites. "Normal" Facebook (not touch.facebook.com) is scaled fairly small -- I can read it, but it's about 10-20% too small.

    A Wired-type magazine app is nice, but I'm not holding my breath for them all to be that way -- the Zinio app I think is a great compromise, but again, you're still zooming and panning.

    Ideally a retina display (TM) resolution iPad with a screen size matching the outline of Vanity Fair magazine would be perfect. Video would have more impact, books could display more text without constant scrolling/page turning and/or too small text.

    Would it be portable? Not really, but that wouldn't be the point -- for me that size would be easily portable from the kitchen to the living room or the bedroom and probably just fine for airplane travel, and it's not like the existing iPad size is so small you can carry it in your pocket.

  37. The "retinal display" is still bs by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Otherwise, all those printers that do more than 300 dpi are also a waste of money.

    But you can tell the difference between a 300dpi printout and a 1200dpi. The rods and cones in your eyeball don't necessarily line up nice and neat with the pixels on the display, hence the need for a much higher resolution, and why Jobs is, once again, full of BS, same as refusing to allow flash because he wants to push the h264 codec, that he makes money off of.

    1. Re:The "retinal display" is still bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I've looked at it in the store. At 2 feet from me the pixels are indeed fused in my vision. I think if I put on my reading glasses then I could probably see the pixelation but not without them. I agree that I can tell the difference between 300 dpi and 600dpi printers when they are black and white. SO maybe if the image on screen where black and white and I held it close in I could see the pixels. Anyhow the bottom line is that I'd say his point that at some level the screen just gives the impression of seemlessness is correct and people who disagree are arguing over minutia.

    2. Re:The "retinal display" is still bs by Black+Cardinal · · Score: 1

      To be fair, a lot of that is because printers have a much lower bit depth than a display. The extra resolution is used to add more dots to increase the number of color levels perceived by the human eye.

    3. Re:The "retinal display" is still bs by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Not true, and easily disproven. Look at black and white printouts at 300 dpi and 600 dpi - there's a serious difference. It's only when you get beyond 1200 dpi that you can even start talking about a "retinal display." The eye is a lot more complex (and the processing that takes place in the optic nerve) than Jobs gives credit.

    4. Re:The "retinal display" is still bs by Black+Cardinal · · Score: 1

      Take a close look at text printed on 600dpi and 1200dpi monochrome printers, and you can't tell the difference without the aid of a magnifier. Even text from a 300dpi printer will only be slightly less sharp.

      But if you look at a grayscale (or color) image printed at those resolutions, absolutely you will see the difference. This is because the extra resolution has the effect of enabling more color levels through halftoning. The extra resolution is used to compensate for the low bit depth, not to add detail.

      A printer has an inherent depth of only one bit: a drop is either there or it is not. Displays have much more bit depth and can get by with a lower resolution as a result.

      I'm not making any claims about the retina display, I'm just pointing out why display and print resolutions aren't directly comparable.

  38. Re:No way Steve Jobs has 7-inches by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    I just don't see the point in buying their laptop/desktop machines unless you are an artist.

    Because oil painting on canvas requires a Mac.

    ??? :)

    Seriously, the idea that "real artists use Macs" seems to pervade academia ... even though there are tons of artists that barely use a computer for their art. It's a little annoying. hehe.

    And the real issue is software. If the software I do my art on happens to be Windows, how does that make me less artsy? Or, if the software I use happens to be Mac-based, how does that make me more artsy?

    Especially when a lot of the software works on both ... e.g.: Photoshop, Sibelius, Finale, Logic...

    IMO, it's a marketing and logo farce. Just like REAL athletes use [insert brand of shoe/cleat].

  39. Other than books, what is an iPad for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This might sound like a troll - but it's not. I've spoken to fanbois/fangirls - and all they can say is "I read books with it". Seriously, what do people do with their iPads? I like to help friends use technology wisely - but i'm stumped on the iPad. It strikes me as a gadget without a purpose.
    I held one and I thought it was way too heavy. My son's 7" laptop was lighter (although less batter life and smaller screen). I also thought it wasn't ideal for book reading because it was too large. It's also not ideal for data production (eg. word processing)... I'm sure i'm missing something that is genuinely useful and constructive.

    AC

    1. Re:Other than books, what is an iPad for? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My girlfriend has an iPad. She uses it as a network appliance to check email and websites when we're in restaurants with WiFi. She uses it to entertain her children with games. They all use it to watch movies purchased with iTunes while on airplanes or car rides. And yes, she reads books on it.

      I'm with you, I don't see it as useful for any dedicated purpose. But I think that's the key -- it's not dedicated to anything. It's a general purpose machine, and easy enough to use that the masses will be able to find something they like to do with it.

      Give me a similar machine that runs on Linux and I'd purchase it tomorrow. I don't know what I'd do with it, but I know that I'll find something.

      --
      Genocide Man -- Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass murder can be hilarious.
    2. Re:Other than books, what is an iPad for? by rutlandn · · Score: 1

      Smartq V7, or its later variants R7, T7. Runs Linux (Ubuntu adaptation), Android, WinCE. Fits in a suit jacket pocket (I'm a suit wearer - my wardrobe doesn't understand the 'smart' bit of 'smart casual'...) All documentation in Chinese, but a good community exists.

    3. Re:Other than books, what is an iPad for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are people wondering "what PC's are for"? They don't, anymore. I seem to recall there was a time when "a personal computer in every home" was regarded as a completely stupid idea.

      If some device is to become so uiquitous as PC's have, what form factor would they have? In hindsight, the choice of tablet seems obvious. Given a decent size screen and since a full physical keyboard seems to be in much less demand than previously thought.

    4. Re:Other than books, what is an iPad for? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Have no fear. Android tablets are right around the corner.

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    5. Re:Other than books, what is an iPad for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Give me a similar machine that runs on Linux and I'd purchase it tomorrow. I don't know what I'd do with it, but I know that I'll find something."

      Nokia Internet Tablet?

  40. Re:No way Steve Jobs has 7-inches by bipbop · · Score: 1

    Logic doesn't work on both, unless your copy is older than 2002. Apple bought eMagic around then, and made it mac only. That's the reason I have a mac. I've grown increasingly annoyed with OSX over the years :-(

  41. Obligatory by wembley+fraggle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seems like we're at:

    "An obscure component manufacturer somewhere in the Pacific Rim announces a major order for some bleeding-edge piece of technology that could conceivably become part of an expensive, digital-lifestyle-enhancing nerd toy"

    http://www.misterbg.org/AppleProductCycle/

  42. Automobile applications? by ScooterComputer · · Score: 1

    I currently have a (~) 7" touchscreen Pioneer headunit in my car that integrates with the iPod. I really wish it was an iPhone mount. However, the current iPod Touch/iPhone screen is just TOO SMALL for dash use. I have to wonder, given the brouhaha surrounding the iPod integration into some BMWs and the Chevy Volt, if perhaps Apple isn't looking to that "personal space" as another market segment.
    #1 People spend a lot of time in their cars
    #2 No one likes the current crop of automobile dash unitsthey all suck UI-wise
    #3 It is a fairly lucrative market but I doubt that any of the car makers really want to be in that space (given their heretofore lack of design effort)
    #4 Double-DIN is right about the size of what a 7" iPad would be
    #5 Microsoft SYNC, ugh

    Plus, the kiddies in the back seats could be sporting the iPad, a much more rounded solution then a stupid animated feature in the head-rest DVD player, again.

    --
    Scott
    "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
  43. iPad2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Electric Bogaloo?

  44. Yes but... by mutube · · Score: 1

    What happens when the iPad 2 is too small but the iPad 1 is too big?!

    BAM! iPad 1.5!

    Holy shit. I need my own Apple blog...

  45. Why the hell would anyone pay $500 for a netbook when they can get a way more powerful note book for $400?

    I don't know, maybe because the netbook would be smaller and lighter?

    1. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And have much much longer battery life?

      But really, who cares about size, weight, and battery life in portable devices? Let alone user interface!

      That stuffs all totally worthless, lets all go buy bargain bin knockoffs!

  46. It has potential for photography by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd really like something like an iPad as a no-hassle travel accessory to my camera system, equipped with some sort of lightweight mobile version of Aperture or Lightroom. I'd plug my camera or memory cards into the machine, read in my RAWs, review and rate photos, do some elementary edits (white balance, cropping, rotation), and then at some point import my work into the real computer. I hate having to take my full-sized laptop with me on trips.

    I know of photographers who are using the iPad as a portfolio demo book they carry with them, because the screen is so nice and the photo display application is so easy to use.

  47. No chance by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    There was no nano iPhone, there won't be a smaller iPad, it doesn't make any sense. It's not quite a tablet computer and it's too big to be a phone.

    A 7 inch screen isn't a big enough step down from the original. It would have to be a 5 inch screen, but even then you're nearly iPhone sized.

  48. They could have that now with the same screen size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just shrink the bezel on the damn things.

  49. iPad Mini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone know iPad Mini is for girls

  50. Re:No way Steve Jobs has 7-inches by 1310nm · · Score: 1

    Well the artist thing is really just a concession; I don't believe you have to have a Mac to do anything artful (as implied in my original reply by the quoting of the word "necessary"). Art is but an excuse to buy into Apple's marketing.

  51. names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about iPhad or IPhod?

  52. Just right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iGoldilocks?

  53. 16:9 aspect ratio by eples · · Score: 1

    If Apple is going to change the size, I would have liked to see a 16:9 or 16:10 aspect ratio size change instead...

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    I'm a 2000 man.
  54. I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really, seriously, can't tell if the above is a troll or not!

    On the one hand, his "hundreds of situations" and all such seems sarcastic...

    On the other hand, there's no punch line... wtf

    Is it that he's serious, but just really stupid?

    Help me!

  55. I wonder ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... how this will affect the 7 inch iPod market.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  56. iDevices are cool. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    For me, it'll probably replace my iPod Touch if they release the smaller iPad. The iTouch is just a bit to small for browsing and reading but the iPad isn't pocket sized. I can carry a paperback book in my pocket so if it's similar in size it'll work for me. I have nothing against the iTouch, it's a wonderful device, but I don't know if I can justify having all three.

    I'd also be interested in something iTouch sized that offered some sort of glasses, or maybe a clamshell case that flipped open to expose a second screen, as a way to have a bigger display. I'd hope any such features would be add-ons though and not part of the actual unit.

    My biggest complaint about the iPhone/iTouch/iPad though is the buttons. They wear out long before the other parts. Lets get rid of the home button and replace it by making the front border (the black stuff) touch sensitive and allow different gestures to do different functions. Tap the center under the screen to 'press home', grip the left side and slide your finger alog the bottom to control volume, grip the right side and slide your finger along the bottom to control brightness, grip the upper left corner for the power button, and why not give it hot corners like Mac OS for showing open apps and Dashboard. I'd give a little buffer between the touch screen and touch border to make it less of a problem of accidentally going off the screen and would require two hand gestures where one is likely to be mis-recognized. Maybe have a physical off button or even just a nub (slightly protruding bump that is sensitive to a finger making electrical contact) for in case it gets really screwed and the touch controls aren't responding. If they could get rid of all the ports too and make it water resistant it'd be great. Let the thing charge through induction and communicate wirelessly. If you really must have physical ports think MagSafe and have them just stuck to the outside of the still water resistant case (in dimples maybe)?

    Along with the possibility of a smaller iPad I expect there to be a re-imagining of the Apple TV soon. I wonder if the parts they are mentioning could be for something like that.

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  57. Yay another oversized iphone! by nataflux · · Score: 1

    ...that can't watch youtube videos or make phone calls.

  58. no by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    just sarcasm.

  59. Art... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    Art is but an excuse to buy into Apple's marketing.

    That's a good way to put it.