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  1. Re:9 not too common? on New Pattern Found In Prime Numbers · · Score: 0

    try beating mine..

  2. Re:I will quit twitter on Apple Rumored To Want To Buy Twitter · · Score: 0

    It's not the sms service that they're buying per se.. I mean cmon, Apple could have a twitter-like service written and deployed in a week flat.. What is of value to any company interested in Twitter is the huge hype around it and consequential media attention involved. This brand image alone is worth millions, even without the underlying technology. I could sell my toenails for billions, if only demand was high enough.

  3. stinker on Windows 7 RC Rush Crashes MSDN, TechNet Pages · · Score: 0

    'Man, this stinks,' said a user identified as Lyle Pratt

    could this report pretend to be more professionally written?

  4. Re:Ya I would compare it to long division on Old-School Coding Techniques You May Not Miss · · Score: 0

    I'd rather do it by hand. I'd love to see you divide a pizza in 6 using only your head.

    Only jedis and physicists can do that.. Since they both understand force, that is.

  5. Re:First swine flu, now loose-roaming black holes? on Hundreds of Black Holes Roam Loose In Milky Way · · Score: 0

    global echonomic collaps

    An echonomic collapse happens when the greed of a select few echoes off of the ignorance of the many.

  6. Re:High-G landing? on Russian Manned Space Vehicle May Land With Rockets · · Score: 0

    Just name it COLBERT.. It will land perfectly.

  7. Re:I laugh ... on Australian Gov't Offers $560k Cryptographic Protocol For Free · · Score: 0

    Should that be 1 mod ((A-1)*(B-1))?

    I'm not that convinced that relying on the discrete logarithm problem (at the cost of 4x as much network communication) rather than directly on the factoring problem (like more commonly discussed PK based systems) has any additional security : aren't the 2 problems of identical complexity?

    This is the RSA algorithm. It hasn't been broken in the last 30 years by the smartest people. Either that, or the govt.(NSA) knows how to break it and is keeping it under wraps.

  8. Re:High-end what? on A $99 Graphics Card Might Be All You Need · · Score: 0

    Grandpa is that you? Get beck to bed!

  9. Re:Avoiding plagiarism? on Competition Seeks Best Approaches To Detecting Plagiarism · · Score: 0

    avoid the G-C-D chord progression.

  10. 3D porn on Google Brings 3D To Web With Open Source Plugin · · Score: 0

    3D porn ftw.. go google gogogo..

  11. Re:Sure it will. on BYU Prof. Says University Classrooms Will Be "Irrelevant" By 2020 · · Score: 0

    In other words, any basement dwelling neckbeard types gets a degree without developing any people skills.

  12. Re:After a night of partying.. on Where's Your Coding Happy Place? · · Score: 0

    spiffmastercow , this is your boss. Come see me in my office, we need to get you productive for the next project..

  13. Am i the only grammer nazi here? on Energy-Beaming Space Collector To Also Alter Weather? · · Score: 0

    PG&E's ambitious deal with upstart Solaren to...

    Did nobody else lol at this as hard as me? *UPSTART* ... dontcha mean start-up ? FYI:

    upstart - Noun : an arrogant or presumptuous person

  14. Open source != free ? on Microsoft Asks Open Source Not to Focus On Price · · Score: 0

    Correct me if im wrong, but isn't open source supposed to be freely distributed? I noticed that MS isn't talking about maintainable costs here, but "price".

  15. Re:Cost will fall flat... on Microsoft Asks Open Source Not to Focus On Price · · Score: 0

    I personally find getting almost anything done on Linux much more time consuming than either OS X or Windows...

    That is probably because you are unfamiliar with linux. It is a very different OS than the ones u are used to.

    I suspect there will be a tipping point for *IX at some point in time.

    The OS isn't the constraint here, it's the people.

    The reason that MS is successful is the same reason why McDonalds is. They dumb it down to the point where any retard can use it.

    The consequence is that 40% of all our children are obese, and 90% of all ur bases r belongs to us.

  16. Re:Remind me again will you on India Launches Its First All-Weather Spy Satellite · · Score: 0

    India don't need any country help.

    That is certainly true, except maybe in grammer.

  17. Death Star on India Launches Its First All-Weather Spy Satellite · · Score: 0

    The United States should respond by launching *yet another* spy satellite. Design it like an orb, and name it the "Death Star". That should scare em...

    Oh and don't forget to have a poll for naming the toilet module, so that it can be called COLBERT.

  18. Preserve Brain on Stephen Hawking Is "Very Ill" In Hospital · · Score: 0

    Im curious to know if they will freeze his brain after he's gone. I mean, the dude's very smart, very famous and very ill. Someone must have considered it..

  19. Re:Oh dear on Stephen Hawking Is "Very Ill" In Hospital · · Score: 0

    half way through the first para, I was sure u were talking about Obama..

  20. Re:well........ on Skin-Based Display Screens From Nanotech Tattoos · · Score: 0

    noob

  21. Re:Damn on Louisiana Rep. Preps State Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids · · Score: 0

    don't forget lupus

  22. Re:Obesity & Bacteria on Are Human Beings Organisms Or Living Ecosystems? · · Score: 0
    In other words, the cure to obesity is:

    Move more, eat less

  23. Re:When everyone is special, no one is special on Facebook Users Get Lower Grades In College · · Score: 0
    I lol at your lack of accomplishment.. I myself am the crown prince of Ria-leb.

    +2 internets if u know where ria-leB is

  24. Re:NO! on Obama Taps a 5th Lawyer From the RIAA · · Score: 1, Funny

    Noooooo! Obama! Noooo!!! Resist the dark side! Resist Obama! You were the chosen one!!!

    calling a black guy "dark" ? dude, that is just racist..

  25. Re:Anybody really surprised? on Google Losing Up To $1.65M a Day On YouTube · · Score: 0

    IMO, Google has spent most time and money on the one resource that really matters most..

    People.. They hire the brightest and then give them a free rein. That's why they have a lot of stuff that's cool but maybe not that profitable.

    They could, of course start building and maintaining a product line that is focused on generating revenue rather than creating newer, cooler stuff.

    I'd hate if that happens. I don't need Google to turn into Microsoft.