That word sounds like some type of intelligent hemmorhoid. It makes me want to punch babies.
Anyways!
Given the amount of crap he probably had to take on a daily basis I doubt I could blame him. I'll happy polish a turd if you pay me enough money, but it comes to a point where no amount of money can cover the mental stress from having to polish a turd and taking flack from the owners of that turd. I would not have been able to keep it up for as long as he did, polishing that turd. I hope he is happier where he is going and less stressed. Good luck man.
BTW, trying to see how many times I could use 'turd' in a post, because I'm sophomoric like that.
Just look at the color of the theme! Republican Red, Democrat Blue! Now, since Slashdot's 'main' theme is green, they're Green Party! Man this is easy.
Great, now Chris Hansen's going to host "To Catch An Astronomer." Shouldn't be too hard. Just look for telescopes. If you want the 'big' offenders, look for the bigger telescopes!
You didn't say a single thing about the flavor!
Oh oh! Let me! I actually like Jones soda, except the 'sugar free' versions. The Jones sugar free sodas all have one thing in common, despite what the label says, they all taste like ass. Their root beer rules and I'm partial to their cream soda myself. They do a good job on the fruit flavors too. But avoid their sugar free like it was the plague!
If comrade Piotr swears at the Party, how do you know if he isn't some agent provocateur trying to get you to say something you'll regret. And even if he isn't, do you want it on your record that you hang out with a disgruntled enemy of the people? Best avoid going drinking with Piotr in the future. Leave comrade Piotr out of this you capitalist pig dog! ...
How'm I doing Piotr, did that sound convincing?
Especially this part:
How about an explosive device that sets itself off when the right vehicle passes nearby?
Great, first I have to worry about the tolls on I-44 through Oklahoma, now I got to worry about exploding vehicles?
Maybe in the future we can all roll to work in giant hamster balls. Getting groceries home will be a bitch tho...
Well I think ISPs should use the "Turn them upside down, shake them, and keep whatever falls out of their pockets" business model. Because I don't wear pants. Then they have you upside down, by your ankles, without pants... I dunno if I'm fascinated or frightened by this possibility.
Gandhi never thought we'd rid ourselves of conflict, but instead envisioned wars in his utopia being fought by "propaganda armies". So, have we always been at war with Oceana or do I have to pull a 72 hour stint to change the history books to properly reflect this?
You can't declare bankruptcy unless you're actually bankrupt.
I have a plan for this too! I will just be a 'consultant' for them for 1 million dollars an hour. It's so easy it should work! Now, what should I be consulting them on?
If you're drying your undies and such, do you need to download porn to make them dry quicker? If so, this would be the first time I've heard of porn making clothes dry...
...just another pie in the sky left wing hippie running their mouth off between bongs? Something tells me that you are not voting for a Democrat in this year's election...
Wait, we get pie AND bongs?... Where do I sign up!?
I'm going to try and not give off a tone of 'holier than thou' with this, but I have not listened, truly listened, to radio in about a decade. When things started becoming Clear Channel I noticed another change becoming more pronounced: More advertising. Sometimes it felt like ten minutes of music with 20 minutes of adverts. Since where I lived the only stations that didn't sound like you were trying to reach Alpha Squad with a WW2 radio were Clear Channel owned, it ment they pretty much had your ears by the balls. What ten minutes of music I was allowed to hear was the newest 'hot new song from X!' that was played at least once an hour. I just stopped listening to radio then. The gatekeepers which I had pretty much trusted since childhood to introduce me to new music failed.
Around that time I started discovering Napster and 'other' means by which to find new music. A friend goes "Hey man! Check out X by this band, their lead guitar kicks ass!" or "Pick up a song or two by Y, they have a female lead and her voice will make you cream your pants!" and I will most likely try it on their recommendation... My friends are the new gatekeepers and I am probably one of theirs. Now I listen to a lot of bands I probably would have never found it if weren't for listening to friends or just trying something new I see off of a Napsteresque style program. Whenever possible, I try to buy the CD from the band themselves, and if I really like them, buy t-shirts and the like. (I am not sure who they are with now, but I still love Nightwish.)
Does anyone know of any good metal band with a female lead vocal? Just askin...
it was Adobes fault, not Microsoft! Let's all switch to Silverlight and we will be OK!!!! Done and done! ...
Errr, know of any site using Silverlight for something useful?
Slashdot Mirror
And while we're at it, you can leave me in the cigar shoppe overnight to safeguard it's contents. You can trust me!
I hear the US Military is hiring bloggers. >.>
That word sounds like some type of intelligent hemmorhoid. It makes me want to punch babies.
Anyways!
Given the amount of crap he probably had to take on a daily basis I doubt I could blame him. I'll happy polish a turd if you pay me enough money, but it comes to a point where no amount of money can cover the mental stress from having to polish a turd and taking flack from the owners of that turd. I would not have been able to keep it up for as long as he did, polishing that turd. I hope he is happier where he is going and less stressed. Good luck man.
BTW, trying to see how many times I could use 'turd' in a post, because I'm sophomoric like that.
Final turd count: 6
Just look at the color of the theme! Republican Red, Democrat Blue! Now, since Slashdot's 'main' theme is green, they're Green Party! Man this is easy.
Oh oh! Let me! I actually like Jones soda, except the 'sugar free' versions. The Jones sugar free sodas all have one thing in common, despite what the label says, they all taste like ass. Their root beer rules and I'm partial to their cream soda myself. They do a good job on the fruit flavors too. But avoid their sugar free like it was the plague!
Leave comrade Piotr out of this you capitalist pig dog!
How'm I doing Piotr, did that sound convincing?
...go to 11!
Especially this part:
How about an explosive device that sets itself off when the right vehicle passes nearby?
Great, first I have to worry about the tolls on I-44 through Oklahoma, now I got to worry about exploding vehicles?
Maybe in the future we can all roll to work in giant hamster balls. Getting groceries home will be a bitch tho...
The You Tube Ipecac Challenge displayed in a public setting. I can't wait!
I have a plan for this too! I will just be a 'consultant' for them for 1 million dollars an hour. It's so easy it should work! Now, what should I be consulting them on?
I'm sure they have some weapon in their stockpile somewhere that generates lightning. We need a control group damnit!
... "You think that's AIR you're breathing?"
If you're drying your undies and such, do you need to download porn to make them dry quicker? If so, this would be the first time I've heard of porn making clothes dry...
...just another pie in the sky left wing hippie running their mouth off between bongs? Something tells me that you are not voting for a Democrat in this year's election...Wait, we get pie AND bongs?
And that's why I voted Adams! I figure the Czar will return the favor one day. They still have a Czar, right? Please tell me they still have a Czar...
I'm going to try and not give off a tone of 'holier than thou' with this, but I have not listened, truly listened, to radio in about a decade. When things started becoming Clear Channel I noticed another change becoming more pronounced: More advertising. Sometimes it felt like ten minutes of music with 20 minutes of adverts. Since where I lived the only stations that didn't sound like you were trying to reach Alpha Squad with a WW2 radio were Clear Channel owned, it ment they pretty much had your ears by the balls. What ten minutes of music I was allowed to hear was the newest 'hot new song from X!' that was played at least once an hour. I just stopped listening to radio then. The gatekeepers which I had pretty much trusted since childhood to introduce me to new music failed.
Around that time I started discovering Napster and 'other' means by which to find new music. A friend goes "Hey man! Check out X by this band, their lead guitar kicks ass!" or "Pick up a song or two by Y, they have a female lead and her voice will make you cream your pants!" and I will most likely try it on their recommendation... My friends are the new gatekeepers and I am probably one of theirs. Now I listen to a lot of bands I probably would have never found it if weren't for listening to friends or just trying something new I see off of a Napsteresque style program. Whenever possible, I try to buy the CD from the band themselves, and if I really like them, buy t-shirts and the like. (I am not sure who they are with now, but I still love Nightwish.)
Does anyone know of any good metal band with a female lead vocal? Just askin...
Sweet! Now maybe I'll have someone to trade pokemon with! Errr, I mean, must be a really smart kid! ....
...I will expose our great secret (I borrowed this from someone, so if anybody knows the source):
We group things into three catagories:
1 - I can eat/drink it
2 - I can fuck it
3 - It exists
Errr, know of any site using Silverlight for something useful?
...for someone to give us a good ol' "someone set us up the bomb" joke for this one? I haven't had enough caffeine to attempt funny this morning.