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Should IT Shops Let Users Manage Their Own PCs?

An anonymous reader writes "Is letting users manage their own PCs an IT time-saver or time bomb waiting to happen? 'In this Web 2.0 self-service approach, IT knights employees with the responsibility for their own PC's life cycle. That's right: Workers select, configure, manage, and ultimately support their own systems, choosing the hardware and software they need to best perform their jobs.'" Do any of you do something similar to this in your workplace? Anyone think this is a spectacularly bad idea?

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  1. in the perfect world... by AdamReyher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a perfect world this would actually work. But then we'd run into pirating like crazy and companies being sued all of the the place. I certainly support a more liberal approach to what employees are allowed to use on their machines, but restrictions certainly need to be in place.

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    1. Re:in the perfect world... by MooseMuffin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We already run this way at where I work. We're a small place and there's no in-house IT department. If one of us in development needs more ram or a new harddrive, the procedure is to go buy it and install it yourself and give management the bill. Nearly everyone is savvy enough to handle this on their own, and if you aren't its easy enough to ask someone to help you.

    2. Re:in the perfect world... by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are better ways to deal with piracy than locking down computers. Nowadays, companies face all kinds of legal issues: discrimination suits, corruption investigations, export control laws... The standard solution is to force your employees to attend a bunch of brief classes covering these issues. I had to work through a half-dozen online lessons when I got my current job.

      Piracy has nothing to do with the fondness of IT departments for locking down user computers. Really, it's a response to nitwits who fancy themselves experts and know just enough to get them into trouble. Of course, it's pretty frustrating for those of us who really do know what they're doing, but face it, we're a tiny minority.

    3. Re:in the perfect world... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But then we'd run into pirating like crazy

      How silly. TFS said the users got to manage their own PCs, not the routers or switches ;)

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    4. Re:in the perfect world... by homer_ca · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For a microcosm of this problem just look at users with local admin on their computers. Some people do fine. Other are always getting infected with crapware or calling with stupid questions, e.g. when they wanted to install printer drivers, but installed 300MB of printer crapware with 3 tray icons they don't understand.

    5. Re:in the perfect world... by ushering05401 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hardware is one thing. Software, and the BSA, is another.

      Your shop may be small enough to avoid attention, but allowing users to install their own software could put a company in hot water fast.

    6. Re:in the perfect world... by Phil_At_NHS · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Depends on the user. If a user wants to do something on their own, I determine if:

      1) They REALLY need it to do their job.

      2) It has potential to really screw things up for more then just themselves.

      3) They have the brains to deal with typical issues themselves,

      4) They have the brains to know when they are really about to screw the pooch, and stop before that happens.

      Then, as long as I am comfortable with the answer to question (2), I make my suggestions, and inform them that if they wish to install something, they can, but I am not supporting it, if it screws up their system, fixing it will be a low priority for me.

      I generally find that few people who are not really up to the task of self support decide to install, and the few that go on are generally not much of a problem.

      Of course some things, like P2P, are a "Flat No Way in Hell," period.

      This is coming from someone responsible for about 70 workstations, 20 of them laptops.

      Letting everyonee do it "free for all" style? Only if I am not supporting them, and I would feel truly sorry for those that are...

    7. Re:in the perfect world... by KillerCow · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I'm trying to make an Internet on my desktop but I can't get the file to program."

      Can those people really manage their own machines?

    8. Re:in the perfect world... by rikkards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it would work, user can do whatever they want... as long as the IT Admin can audit and dole out punishments like the angry fist of god. What's that? you installed utorrent and are sucking up all our intertubes bandwidth? Well I guess we will be unplugging you from the network since you can't act like a grownup and do your job.

      Works for me.

    9. Re:in the perfect world... by COMON$ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is already widely done, check out college campuses and any college student.

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    10. Re:in the perfect world... by mapsjanhere · · Score: 5, Interesting

      People in my shop can tell me what they want hardware wise, but most don't get more than user privileges. For a while I told people they can put anything on their machines as long as they drop off a license, but it just didn't work. Too many people bringing in "free but for commercial use" programs and running them in total disregard of the real licenses. Even worse, one guy brings it in after buying a registration, but 10 people copy it assuming "if he has it, it must be ok". Plus, my time needed for TLC due to user error has gone from 10h/week to 2h/month since all machines are locked down. Selfish bastard of IT guy!

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    11. Re:in the perfect world... by pvera · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely not.

      The easiest way is to break your users into four groups:

      1. The hopeless. The nice ones are actually thrilled when you can take some of your very busy time to deal with their problem.

      2. The middle of the road. Many of these people are more than capable to turn into power users, they simply are too busy or just not interested. They are usually good about cooperating with IT because they see these problems as a distraction from whatever their job happens to be.

      3. The ones that think that they are power users. These are more dangerous than a real computer illiterate moron. They know everything and will not hesitate to wipe their asses with your IT procedures under general principles. They also work behind your back, giving your users contradicting advice that creates confusion and resentment later. You'll spend an afternoon carefully crafting your business case for buying four brand new whatevers, for example, Mac Book Pros. At the same time, these idiots go behind your back and whisper into the right ear that Mac Book Pros are overpriced, that Mac Books will do fine. The purchase goes for the cheaper item, and when bad things happen, they will blame you regardless, while the weasela keep a low profile.

      4. The real power users. These are the only ones that you can trust to do most of the management, more because not only they display the knowledge and experience, but also a healthy level of restraint. This is the kind of guy that knows what he is doing but won't mess with the equipment simply because he is bored. After all, he is busy enough doing his own job, no time to do yours unless he understands it to be a honest emergency.

      The best combination I have seen so far was at a previous job during the dot com years. They didn't trust anyone, but once they figured out if you were not dangerous, they would yield control little by little. I was running all of the programmers in the company, and from early programmers and IT got along like thieves. As each new programmer got hired, we pretty much threatened to kick their asses if they did anything to antagonize the IT folks. It worked, as a norm my team's IT requests were handled faster and with less hassle than some other group full of prima donnas that treated the IT folks as if they were scum.

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    12. Re:in the perfect world... by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      That is horrible even if you do manage, license, and track all software installed. What happens if your employee copies a bunch of MP3's to the PC, since they like to listen to music. Hell, what if they accidentally have Windows Media player set to automatically copy all music CD's to the "my music folder". You then have a company owned computer, that is storing music that is not owned by the company.. OOPS.

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    13. Re:in the perfect world... by jim.hansson · · Score: 1

      having been on both sides, I hate not being able to change my xorg.conf self, but as a administrator i know how that could be used for getting root(besides just fucking it up), but having to call IT dept three times before they get my multi monitor setup right, is annoying.
        Not being able to install latest version of gcc and libraries is annoying but if every developer was allowed to, we would get a hell when it comes to integration builds, and massive dependencies (must have 3 diffrent version of boost and every version of QT).
        and Windows is even more hell both as a developer and as a sysadmin, thank god they have missed reg.exe so I can still edit the registry. and try to have more than one version of MS studio installed and MS support sucks.
        And everybody who has installed ubuntu at home thinks they know both solaris and SGI too, and last you have somebody like me, oldtime sysadmin turned developer those are the most dangerous.

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    14. Re:in the perfect world... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with being sued.

      Letting users 'maintain' their PC only will increase support costs overall. There must be total control and consistency or all you will have is expensive chaos.

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    15. Re:in the perfect world... by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      I determine if:

      1) They REALLY need it to do their job.

      That's where I, as a user, have the problem. This question is answered by my manager, not by my IT department. Or, at least, it should be. Bulk licenses can be negotiated by the IT department, but the yes/no call should be answered by my management alone. That's whose budget is paying for the license.

      That doesn't mean that my manager could approve anything against corporate policy (P2P, for example). Or that my manager can force IT to support the software. Just the part about whether I really need it to do my job.

    16. Re:in the perfect world... by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      Topic Title: "Should IT Shops Let Users Manage Their Own PCs?"

      MooseMuffin: "We're a small place and there's no in-house IT department."

      I think thats the main subject here really, personally I think that anyone who uses a computer should be able to manage it themselves, however I realize that in a work invironment this is not a productive solution considering the user/worker might be wasting an hour a day updating stuff, and configuring their workstation, especially when it comes to networking... so if everyone was doing tat, it would be a "nightmare" for productivity, aswell as the IT department would be abolished, so naturally any IT-er doesnt want this.

      I do think that hardware upgrades should be an option per-user, however I think per-user upgrades should come out of the users pocket, and time, (or maybe 50/50) but that the "work force" can demand more/better upgrades from time to time (say every 6 months, or a yearly) to bring the "team" more up to date which comes out of the business' pool designated to these things.

      I think that the users/workers should have a part in what the IT dpeartments/workers decide on as far as software and configuration goes, but there is still a dedicated IT department that takes care of the backend

    17. Re:in the perfect world... by profplump · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But it's storing music on behalf of the license holder, in a folder for the private use of the license holder. If it automatically copied music onto some public share you might have a problem, but the situation you describe is not any different than putting my CD collection into off-site storage that I don't own while keeping a copy on my computer.

    18. Re:in the perfect world... by karnal · · Score: 1

      As far as bloated printer drivers go, I'd blame HP on that one.

      Giving users the funtionality for their all in one inkjets at a remote office recently meant downloading a 300MB driver. On a T1.

      The install takes just about as long.

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    19. Re:in the perfect world... by penix1 · · Score: 1

      I certainly support a more liberal approach to what employees are allowed to use on their machines, but restrictions certainly need to be in place.


      While I agree with this the alternative that is prevalent today is to lock everything down and forbid any non-company owned resources be used or let out of company sight. This means keystroke / mouse click monitoring / logging, no admin rights what-so-ever, password protected everything, proxy servers restricting access, etc...

      Everything can be taken to extremes including security. Things can get so tight that it becomes a challenge just to do the job the computer is required for. That's the point that I call it quits and start looking for another job.
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    20. Re:in the perfect world... by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Except, now that you've unplugged them from their network, they presumably can no longer do their job effectively either. I mean, they are provided network access because they, presumably, have some legitimate business need to communicate with others. . . like sending/receiving email, printing to a network printer, accessing file shares, maybe accessing network-hosted company apps / web apps.

      In practice, some workers would be able to do very little of what their job requires without network access. Now, *Internet* access is a different story (or might be) - you might program your router to block all traffic from/to that user that is destined for / originates from external addresses.

    21. Re:in the perfect world... by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Exactly how it should be, but the discussion would fall between the IT guy (parent) and your manager (not in this conversation, but still a real entity)

      You would be out of that loop, till the actual install decision was made.

      However it doesn't work well either though, cause some managers (like mine) sign them anything I hand them... Others Want a 10 page essay on friday on why you need to have an archiver w/ encryption installed on your machine yesterday. (very real need for where I work)

      Really, the practice is probably tailored to suit to organizational goals / needs.

      A NPO can get away w/ a lot more leniency here than say a for profit large data entry company who employs 3k people, and has an IT staff of 100.

      (All numbers are not imaginary, they are made up)

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    22. Re:in the perfect world... by penguin_dance · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What happens if your employee copies a bunch of MP3's to the PC, since they like to listen to music.

      Most employees can probably do that unless it's locked down so tight they don't have access to windows media. Most companies don't do that because they may have their own company programs and training videos they want the employees to view. And then, if the employee has a USB drive you'd better remove the sound card because there are certainly portable apps that can just run it from there.

      It's called personal responsiblity. I don't think most people are saying let the users go wild and install any software they want. But if they're dumb enough to install something illegal (MP3s, last time I looked, are not inherently illegal) they should be held responsible. When companies are proscuted is when BSA comes in and finds MS Office on EVERYONE's computer and they can only produce a license for one. (I don't think the RIAA would even bother with this as most companies DO restrict usage of P2P applications so no sharing would be available.)

      But it does remind me of an BOFH (true story) that had the computers so locked down (Win95 days) you could not access Windows Explorer (aka File Explorer then) to try and keep users from installing or using rogue programs. (In fact I seem to remember, Win95 was actually on a server and his users had to log in to it.) Thank goodness I wasn't under his section. But my section taught department computer classes to get employees up to speed which is how we heard about what he was doing. Of course it made the computers unstable as hell....

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    23. Re:in the perfect world... by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1


      That's where I, as a user, have the problem. This question is answered by my manager, not by my IT department. Or, at least, it should be. Bulk licenses can be negotiated by the IT department, but the yes/no call should be answered by my management alone. That's whose budget is paying for the license.


      That doesn't mean that my manager could approve anything against corporate policy (P2P, for example). Or that my manager can force IT to support the software. Just the part about whether I really need it to do my job.

      Well in some cases. The reality is that anything your manager approves today will end up in IT's lap somewhere down the road after you're all gone.

      If you just need a copy of photoshop that isn't a big deal, but things like operating systems, or database platforms. or office suites could have long term support cost implications that IT would have the right to weigh in on.

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    24. Re:in the perfect world... by Delkster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, it's pretty frustrating for those of us who really do know what they're doing, but face it, we're a tiny minority.

      Even in IT shops? I'd hope that, say, software engineers actually understood a thing or two about computers.

      On the other hand, even among software engineering staff I've seen people have pretty much no idea about software licenses or even the thought that they should be given some attention. I have to agree that piracy may be a problem at times, although the way I see it, licensing is something that technical stuff should be aware of, and if they aren't, they should be educated.

      For the record, I'm the admin of my own work computer, and it would certainly seem a pain to me to have it any other way. We're talking about IT shops here, and generally the programmers I know like to have their tools set up the way they see fit for their work. Especially for debugging you may sometimes need tools that an IT department might not have thought of, or which would be semi-useless without admin privileges on the local machine anyway. Think about packet sniffers, for instance, which may actually be helpful when debugging networking applications.

      Maybe you still wouldn't want to allow everyone in the company to manage their own computers. Accountants probably don't need such a diverse set of tools as technical staff. Where to draw the line and how to give the rationale for that is another thing.

    25. Re:in the perfect world... by Phil_At_NHS · · Score: 1
      Just for the record, I said I would "determine," not I would "answer." My personal MO would be to talk to the user, and ask why they need it. I might be able to eliminate the need, by showing them alternate ways of achieving their goals. You might be surprised to how many people will say some variation of "I didn't know ______(insert name of company approved widely used software used daily by employee in question) could do THAT!" Or I can steer them to a similar program that I do support. If someone wants to install CUTE ftp, I will tell them to use Filezilla, because it does the same thing and I support that one.

      On the other hand, while I take cases one by one, NO-ONE I can think of needs I-tunes installed, and a few I-tunes users sharing their libraries with other users on the net, can indeed bring computers to a screeching halt. If there is a disagreement, certainly their manager can decide.

      I am not Mordak the preventer of information services. My job is to help users with IT, individually and as a group. A negative response from me is based on it's potential impact on that user's ability to do his job, other people's ability to do their job, any my ability to do my job. If it is likely to trash your computer, pull the E-brake on the network or internet access, or pull me away from truly important things like keeping the rest of the company running because someone told someone else how great Limewire is, and now your machine is infested with 79 different distinct types of scumware, I fail in my job to simply allow that to happen.

    26. Re:in the perfect world... by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was sort of thinking something along these lines when I caught the GPs post.

      I work in an 'IT shop' (what the hell does that mean anyway) in so far as most of my lusers are savvy, and the remote ones..... anyhow, giving my users the chance to have free reign of what they install would be LETHAL to the business. As it is they can install almost any software they want. Two things apply here: first, if I catch them with pirated software nothing short of 4 chocolate doughnuts will stop me from exacting my retribution. Secondly, if they wish to buy software it has to come through the IT department with the usual justifications required (same applies to hardware).

      This method works quite well because the users can't just go and buy the latest (Mac) hardware for their job, but still have admin control over their machines. I control the perimeter as well as the file servers, email systems and backups, users have free control of their machines.

      That all seems to be early, but it's disjointed and I haven't had my coffee yet. My point is that letting the users have free reign is fine so long as you have control between you and the money. And yes my users sometimes bring their own personal hardware in, but the company isn't liable for it and they know so.

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    27. Re:in the perfect world... by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

      We run that way too. We have one person who handles licensing who we go to when we need one. There is also an internal wiki we can use for site licenses. We use a trial till we have the license. There is no pirated software and each developer takes responsibility for their machines. Believe me, it works and lets people get on with their jobs.

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    28. Re:in the perfect world... by turkeydance · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i'm "that guy". i make a great living in sales...dealing with real people...but Tech terrifies me. me? manage my own PC? if i had my way, i would manage it into the dumpster. the IT guys throw darts at my picture (or worse). here's the bottom line: i have been told So Many Lies by the various divisions of IT that i no longer trust or respect them. examples: 1. "don't be scared...you cannot push the wrong button." oh yeah? how about these? 2. "this will help you increase sales." NO it Never Has. it helps to record sales (i guess) but the PC/laptop has never ever MADE a sale or Increased my sales. back in the day...i could make/record/verify a sale in 8 seconds (signature required). now, it's boot up, password, 18 clicks, print, revise, print again, signature (35 minutes). so i pay my son to record my activity in my laptop, and he provides me with the old-style blank hard copies for my customers, then he gets gas money and iTunes downloads. so? what am i doing on /.? my nephew was here and asked me to type something.

    29. Re:in the perfect world... by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, ANY torrents are a big no no because they nuke routers and wireless networks. Simple rule and it works.

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    30. Re:in the perfect world... by IgnacioB · · Score: 1

      Particularly concerning are the ones under #3. The ones that think they are power users will all be for supporting their own equipment.....up until something breaks or a conflict happens with their situation. Then these folks are the first and loudest to squawk claiming somebody needs to fix things so their system works. If anything, they're good at shifting perceived responsibility. These are the folks that eat up 70% of techs time right now and could easily go to 90% if they had carte blanche to do anything they want.

    31. Re:in the perfect world... by wireloose · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. As a CIO in two past careers, I can attest to this readily. I've personally dealt with some of the worst things you can imagine when "users" are involved in their own support. However, there are usually a few in an organization that really are aware. Those, I co-opt. I've created groups of "super-users" that have more capabilities, the ability to do more with their own computers, and who are involved in setting the computing standards for the organization as a whole. I want their expertise, their involvement, and their support. I've changed many policies because of their input, and many practices.

      With all that said, there are downsides of which the CIO should be aware. I had one self-proclaimed networking expert that brought up a DHCP server with a 16-address range on a 3,500 computer network. For those of you that don't know the technology, what that means is the next morning, 3,484 computers were denied network connections by his (idle) server because it was out of available addresses. His VP and I did not agree on his skill set, and the result was her entire network was down. She and I managed to reach an accord, in which his 12-node office became isolated from the rest of the network, and firewalled. His later disruptions impacted far fewer of her people.

      Generally, though, getting groups of super-users together with the IT staff can, after initial shock, result in strong alliances, reduced friction, and some really positive and healthy changes in support.

    32. Re:in the perfect world... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      The company should have a means to get requested software legally.

      If a employee installs the software themselves then it shouldn't be the company's fault.

      Installing pirated software all over the company though would be the company's problem.

    33. Re:in the perfect world... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If restrictions are in place, they should be established by the company's management, not by IT. If my manager and I agree that I need a piece of software or hardware in order to continue making the company some money, then it's not IT's job to interfere or demand an approval process. IT is not in my chain of command and they're not a part of the design team.

    34. Re:in the perfect world... by windex82 · · Score: 1

      >>We're a small place and there's no proper management.

      Sorry, typos like that really irk me so I fixed it for ya!

    35. Re:in the perfect world... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      however I realize that in a work invironment this is not a productive solution considering the user/worker might be wasting an hour a day updating stuff, and configuring their workstation, especially when it comes to networking... so if everyone was doing tat, it would be a "nightmare" for productivity, aswell as the IT department would be abolished, so naturally any IT-er doesnt want this. Then this is a problem for management to fix. It it not IT's problem. IT should never set any policies without approving it with the corporate management first. IT is supposed to be a service organization. On almost every company's organization chart, they are a parallel organization with all the others, and do not sit above everyone else with extra authority. If management doesn't fix things and chaos breaks out, then it's not IT's fault.
    36. Re:in the perfect world... by windex82 · · Score: 1

      I like how T1 is slowly replacing dial-up in these kind of sentences... ;)

      The bad part is they are still ~700$ a month here.

    37. Re:in the perfect world... by kb0hae · · Score: 1

      I am of the opinion that the end user be given ONLY the access to rescources to do thier job in acordance with their job descri[ption. End users should NEVER be alloowed to install software. and they must not have a way to be able to copy anything to a flash drive, or CD-R/CD-RW/DVD-R/DVD-RW media. No internet access if it is not reqiored for their job. No access to email outside the company unlees they need it to do their job.

      I realize that someone's responsibilities may change, and therefore they need access to more rescources to do their job (or maybe less!). Of course, all machines in the company MUST run Linux, and for the most part run only free and open source software.

      Maybe I shouldn't have read The Bastard Operator From Hell (BOFH)!

    38. Re:in the perfect world... by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      > Piracy has nothing to do with the fondness of IT departments for locking down user computers

      Um, what?
      I work in IT for a large company with very complex licensing... Our desire to control is all about liabilities.

      1. People installing software they're not licensed for
      2. People installing trojans they're not licensed for =-)

      It wasn't until legal forced us did we start taking real control of the desktops. (dozens of thousands of them)
      Even so, most of our users are still admins on their machines... so there's definitely a balancing act being played

    39. Re:in the perfect world... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Not being able to install latest version of gcc and libraries is annoying but if every developer was allowed to, we would get a hell when it comes to integration builds, and massive dependencies (must have 3 diffrent version of boost and every version of QT). This should be an issue for R&D to solve, without IT even knowing about it. IT doesn't have to help out the finance department so that they all use the same accounting methods, so likewise they shouldn't help out R&D with development problems. If some developers are having a problem, then its the job of their managers to sort things out.

      (besides, projects and builds shouldn't linking against /usr/lib anyway, which is IT's domain, they should have their own project space for required libraries)
    40. Re:in the perfect world... by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      Car analogy: If a company runs a fleet of vehicles for staff use, I would doubt that they make the drivers responsible for changing the oil themselves, but they may require a log book be kept and that the car is regulary serviced by an aproved mechanic for that type of car. Even truckies who are often owner-operators still get their rigs serviced professionally. They need them for their jobs. If this was for PC's, where would you get your users to go? Joes hardware and software supplies, "Changs Cheap As" windows software - sure it's only $50 for a copy of photoshop 8) or maybe to a major chain shop, who may know nothing about the complex suite of apps that are installed. Or to your companies own techs, who may be a team of 10 people forced to work in a cramped basement office supporting thousands of workstations, hundreds of servers, and a gazillion different business apps. That would be really interesting if every single one of those machines was from a different supplier, ran different AV software, didn't have enough resource to run the new app that needs to be deployed, have to remember to backup Mr CEO's copy of Halo before rebuilding, etc. Even for my small clients, with 10 to 20 workstations, the biggest problem is that they have 10 to 20 different types of PCs bought at different times, so they have 10-20 different problems every week. We charge about NZ$160 an hr for desktop support. This costs a lot of time and money, and many unproductive hours while the PCs are FUBAR. On working wit a new client, we go about standardising the hardware, installing app/inventory management tools like Altiris or Zenworks, standardise the OS build and patching, an viola, much less downtime plus interchangeable PCs that can be used by anyone. Cost - management software and investment in time to setup the apps and OS images. For any more than 2 PC's I'd recommend users not have control over what they install on a work PC. Laptops are still a nightmare as there is no standard docking station, power supply format, and OS images have to be customised to each hardware type.

    41. Re:in the perfect world... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately number 3 can also apply to developers. Even if you give them their own subnet to play with they still decide it's fun to learn about dhcp on the production network instead and learn about routing on the production servers instead. Because it is a learning process it is very difficult to get any sort of account of what was done because they didn't really understand at the time. They also get very angry when asked to stop whatever has crippled the network because they do not understand the consequences.

    42. Re:in the perfect world... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      In other words, you have a policy that locks down thousands of desktops and leaves thousands more under control of their users. That's not a "balancing act", that's a total absence of policy.

    43. Re:in the perfect world... by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      It seems that the company should provide a computer, OS, virus and spyware checkers, some automated backup facility, and all the tools that people need to do their trade. Make a DVD which slurps and reinstalls the whole box for them, then have them exercise personal responsibility. Avoid pirated software by firstly allowing people to make a business case for new software they want/need, and secondly kicking their asses if they install pirated stuff nonetheless. Oh yeah, and respect people by keeping them busy with meaningful work, and maybe they won't install crap.

      Then again, a friend who worked in Spain had his company just buy each employee their own laptop, but not any software or tools they needed. It was up to them to acquire (read: pirate) whatever they needed, with the implication that they were liable if they were caught. Dodgy!

    44. Re:in the perfect world... by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      In my college, everybody seems to be choosing the software and hardware with the highest bogosity.

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    45. Re:in the perfect world... by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      You know your limitations, you are willing to find reasonable solutions outside of the standard operational box, and you understand how IT is not really helping you. I love you; will you become my user? I promise not to lie to you, put impediments in your path, and will do everything I can to help you make sales.

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    46. Re:in the perfect world... by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      There are various levels of being locked down.

      Most devs are admins (whose machines are monitored 7 ways from Tuesday), some folks can't even change the icon placement on their desktops... depending on how legal has classified their job function and physical security profile.

    47. Re:in the perfect world... by rikkards · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except, now that you've unplugged them from their network, they presumably can no longer do their job effectively either. I mean, they are provided network access because they, presumably, have some legitimate business need to communicate with others

      That would be something that they would need to explain to their bosses of why they no longer have a network connection. Chances are it wouldn't be permanent, just long enough to make sure the person's superior is made well aware of it and why he was disconnected. You make someone responsible for something, you also have to make them accountable and there should be some kind of punishment.

      The other thing it brings up is not only the fact that the person installed unauthorized software on their machine, but this brings up the point of how effective was the person doing their job before if they had the time to dick around with installing said software. Granted some people do put in more hours and take little surfing/smoking breaks during the day. When you get down to it, as long as the work gets done isn't that the point? True, however ponder this, just providing a workstation to someone with the apps does not a good environment make. You need to ensure to do proper risk analysis and decide where you are willing to sit with risk, what do you transfer (i.e. colocating services) and what do you mitigate. You have to assume that network security is not Joe User's forte thus he probably doesn't have that as his topmost priority (otherwise why is he just a user?) so the ramifications of what he does may impact the rest of the users will not naturally be forefront in his mind. You want to take that risk that your job may be forfeit?

      In the real world what your suggestion would be the ideal although potentially more work to keep on top of.

      Where I work (military) a virus will get your machine disconnected from the network to get a full disk scan and report of what caused said infraction (I had it a couple of weeks ago when I went to a website that kicked the AV to do a false positive), that is standard procedure. This SOP would probably be considered extreme in the private sector but for us it is part and parcel of the job.

    48. Re:in the perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was with you all the way up till the MBP part. They are overpriced for most IT applications. Not really because the unit price is so much higher but because any large IT organization can lease the equivalent horsepower Thinkpads, say T60p, at ~20 dollars a month. Compare that to paying up front for the MBPs with the higher overall unit cost and it just doesn't make financial sense in a lot of cases. I'm not sure anyone is doing large scale leasing of MBPs with as competitive terms as the hardware vendors whose bread and butter is business customers.

    49. Re:in the perfect world... by canuck57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We already run this way at where I work. We're a small place and there's no in-house IT department. If one of us in development needs more ram or a new harddrive, the procedure is to go buy it and install it yourself and give management the bill. Nearly everyone is savvy enough to handle this on their own, and if you aren't its easy enough to ask someone to help you.

      You my friend are working for an enlightened organization. If more companies adopted this they would save trillions. I/T today now has become butt kissers to the inept and dysfunctional of an organization. They load spyware, bots and crap on their PC and blame I/T in fits of irrational rage. They treat their PCs worse than their dogs, often ignored and abused, I/T treatment is worse. They watch porn during the day, while managing other people and bitch because bandwidth isn't enough. Managers ignore the pleas from I/T, cut the crap and do business. Managers fail to deal with the issues on their own employees are doing and keep on pissing on I/T for bad employees. Maybe they too are just too stupid to know?

      Time to cut the employees on their own. Like car mechanics, give them a $1000/year to buy their own tools and maintain them. Thus they may take care of them and realize the CD/DVD player is not a coffee cup holder. At the network switch, when they get puss infected with the Trojan of the day, cut their MAC address of and cite, "You are endangering the company and are cut off until you fix your PC. We suggest you reinstall and add AV and good practices as well as patch up. This will help us in enabling your PC to again communicate. A report has been sent to you manager, and their manager on your activities abuse in the system. It has also been added to your personnel file for the annual review".

      Oh if management only knew the crap that specific people do...I/T systems have the dope. Management has their head stuck up their asses for not using it. Yet beat people up on the production floor for 10 cents an hour while the boss watches porn.

      If you are a CEO, and you want to know who to lay off that isn't adding value, look at you companies firewall logs and proxy servers. They have nice lists of the people that have too much time and mischief on their minds to be valued employees. Warning though, you many find the CFO or the CIO watching the competitors stock more than your own.

      I work for a dysfunctional company, just waiting for the severance, perhaps 2 months away from asking my best friend and my boss to lay me off. I hope to do better next time.

    50. Re:in the perfect world... by michael.saul · · Score: 1

      I work for a large IT organization, and our IT department lets us have it both ways.

      For people who can't be bothered to deal with administering their own computer, updates, software and everything else that is normally provided by IT is managed. As an alternative, many of these services also have a self administration tool. From software installs and OS installation images, to directory and computer account management I have self service web tools available to manage what I want. To maintain a certain baseline, IT makes use of a quarantine client to make sure our OS and antivirus patches are kept at a minimum.

      If I call helpdesk, they will instruct me to get on the common build, but that is about it. This way I can administer my own system, and it has to be kept to minimum specs but a certain level of support can be maintained for poeple who can't be bothered to play IT.

      Like I said, however, I work for an IT company and this might not be the best approach for a company filled with sales drones.

    51. Re:in the perfect world... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      How do they keep people from running out and spending way too much money on hardware they don't need, like a new laptop every 9 months and stuff like that? Though I guess that does beat the system where the people who whine the most get the new toys, and those that don't say anything are still using NT4 on a PII-400.

    52. Re:in the perfect world... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Removing the sound card isn't enough. There are plenty of portable devices that you can plug into USB that can be used to play music. I use an iBasso D1 myself along with a portable hard drive of my own that the music is stored on. It is really a very nice setup.

    53. Re:in the perfect world... by Yold · · Score: 1

      with one simple difference

      "Computer ate my homework" = your problem (losing personal $$$)
      "Computer ate my work-work" = our problem (losing company $$$)

    54. Re:in the perfect world... by thekm · · Score: 1

      We're a small place and there's no in-house IT department.

      If everyone you work with can add a hard drive or RAM, you are the IT department.

      ...at the very least good enough to work for Geek Squad

    55. Re:in the perfect world... by DougWebb · · Score: 1

      Please tell me how to install drivers for an HP PSC2510 with network support without downloading a whole CD's worth of crapware! All I want is the driver, but HP always forces me to install all kinds of total garbage software along with the drivers!

    56. Re:in the perfect world... by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      Not only could it waste their money on the BSA but it could also waste their money when a user regularly gives themself an excuse to not be able to do their work when they regularly sabotage their machine (as can and has happened when users don't manage their own machines).

      That said, I think technical persons, with proper, if needed, licenses, might actually enjoy such a policy... unless their time is much more valuable to them.

    57. Re:in the perfect world... by davolfman · · Score: 1

      My highschool was configured alot like that. The tools were never fully effective, and it didn't prevent kids from playing a copy of Jedi Knight stored on the filserver. That and the Shockwave games made our school an utter nightmare for the district IT guys.

    58. Re:in the perfect world... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      with that in mind, it might be good to by PC speakers with line-in! Then people can bring ipods all they want... but they'll never touch the work machines. That's what I do with mine even though I have admin. Most of our machines have USB disk drivers disabled so they can't load anything USB. But for $20 it could be a good fix that makes more people feel empowered.

    59. Re:in the perfect world... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      but IT in most companies is responsible for ALL the licensing and legal issues and that the key data the BOSS wants gets where the BOSS wants it... users are a distant second. Just like HR is responsible for hiring and payroll is responsible for paying, IT is responsible to do the job right and sometimes has to be very pushy to keep the company out of trouble, which is their job they are paid to be experts in.

    60. Re:in the perfect world... by onepoint · · Score: 1

      >>On almost every company's organization chart, they are a parallel organization with all the others, and do not sit above everyone else with extra authority.

      The sad fact is that they need to be separate from the chart with oversight from the board or president, their authority should be held very high with regards to system security and data-loss/retention and anything else that could cost the company money. And they do need to sit above everyone else with extra authority. What a security consultant see's is not what everyone else see's. why do you think Vegas has those special rooms for security and they report to a completely separate group outside of the normal chain of command.

      How many times have do we have to hear about the VP that thinks he's a hacker only to take down a mail-server or something along those lines. Happens all the time. it seems that VP's love to look at other peoples email.

      In the latest consulting gig I just did, every system had bot's and tons of problems. I asked the owner of the company to let me work the entire weekend in the building to fix the entire system. he asked what was wrong ( I then started to give him his cc numbers and SS number and a few other personal items ). He gave me complete access and let me go to town ( also brought in his amazingly bright son which I had as a helper). That Monday morning, the owner arrived at 7:30 am and issue memo's about computer security. long story short, we caught 1 employee using the company money for herself, ton's of pirated software removed, all known virus and bot's destroyed, firewall is as tight as I can possibly make it. it's decently safe now, and everyone has a password that they hate ( could not pass up on that ).

      sorry but a big company 25 systems or more, need a special person just to deal with IT issue and implement those special concerns to protect the company.

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    61. Re:in the perfect world... by shrikel · · Score: 1

      Piracy is not restricted to P2P. Having a user bring in pirated software, or installing multiple instances of an otherwise legitimate copy of software is still a problem.

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    62. Re:in the perfect world... by Compumyst · · Score: 1

      If a employee installs the software themselves then it shouldn't be the company's fault. Except for the fact that the employee is (no matter their official title) a representative of the company, so what the employee does is "done by the company", as far as liability is concerned. The company can punish the employee accordingly, but the employer is still the liable party.

      Personally, I wish your line of thinking were reality since that would make our jobs [in the IT dept] so much easier.
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    63. Re:in the perfect world... by spisska · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hardware is one thing. Software, and the BSA, is another.

      Then someone should immediately report me to the BSA. Quite contrary to company policy, and without the express written consent of the IT department, I've installed a whole host of questionable software with no auditable license paper trail.

      Unfortunately, I'd have a much harder time doing my job without Vim, Firefox, GIMP, OpenOffice.org, MySQL, and Scribus. I also run a very questionable program called VLC, but that's more of a time waster than a productivity tool.

      I sure hope the BSA don't come after me.

    64. Re:in the perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you know your IT department doesn't consider you to be one of the worst know it alls because....?

      That's the odd thing about know it alls. They don't realize they are one. Not all of them get in trouble themselves of course. Some do a wonderful job of doing it on a wider scale by passing out 'sage' advice to all and sundry. They're the worst kind.

    65. Re:in the perfect world... by Allador · · Score: 1

      I'd hope that, say, software engineers actually understood a thing or two about computers. You'd think so, but I find that its usually not the case.

      So very many developers are so ridiculous overspecialized that they dont really understand the underlying operating systems, or little things like relational databases, or HTTP protocols, etc.

      This is part of why, IMO, you see so many developers moving to OSX. Because they dont have to understand or think about the OS, they can just write code.

      It's really sad though because these are the people writing software, software installers, database apps, etc. But ask them how any of those technologies they are supposedly working with work, and you get a blank stare.

      It's quite sad, actually.

      I've worked with supposedly high end engineering programmers who will rant and rave at you that Linux is 'The Only Way', yet they cant figure out how to flip their machine from DHCP to static IP, or similar low level silliness.
    66. Re:in the perfect world... by Allador · · Score: 1

      For printing? Does the printer have an ethernet port built in?

      If so, I'd bet that the HP Universal Printer Driver would work on it.

      If you want scanning, faxing from the network, thats a whole different ball game.

    67. Re:in the perfect world... by Allador · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU.

      I wish more people had critical thinking skills like you do.

      Do business have their sales people do oil changes, tire rotations, etc on their company cars? Of course not, you have it done professionally.

      Do businesses have clerical stuff repair the Air Conditioners or Plumbing when they break? Of course not, you have it done professionally.

      But computers, operating systems, networks, and software. These are orders of magnitude more complicated than HVAC, cars, or plumbing. Yet people want to self-manage?

      Give me a break.

    68. Re:in the perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 12 years ago I worked in a company with a philosophy very similar to this. The approach used by that company (about 600 employees total) was that a small IT staff maintained the network infrastructure, servers and phone system. Each department managed their systems independently. IT would support a department under the caveat that IT support means that IT's policies had to be followed and would only support a small set of applications (e.g.: Word Perfect, Windows 3.1, etc.).

      Each department set policies appropriate for that department which people in that department had to follow (oversight was done ad-hock in each department in the company and not dictated/controlled by IT). If a department needed Unix workstations, OK, but the department had to manage the system(s) themselves. If the department needed Macs (e.g. our few graphic artists), OK, but again, it was up to the department to dictate policy for the department and to manage the systems themselves. Each department had the responsibility of managing licensing (which we did).

      This company also had the unique approach of decentralizing the servers throughout the company. Every server I accessed was literally within 50 feet of where I sat with one hub/switch between me and the server. The same was generally true with other departments as well, servers were placed close to the users in small rooms scattered throughout the company. We had an FDDI backbone that tied all the systems together (remember this was 12 years ago). Point is that engineering's network (I'm an EE turned firmware engineer) was in fact quite small and localized. I know that purchasing and accounting were also setup in a similar manner.

      I saw little to no piracy in the company and, because the IT staff could focus on maintaining the infrastructure which was quite small within each department, the infrastructure was always rock solid. We had 3 full-time IT support staff with one largely dedicated to phones.

      By comparison, every company I've worked in since had a more "traditional" IT methodology. IT requires much greater overhead than I saw there and the infrastructure seems less stable. I also have seen numerous cases where people/departments have had to go against IT's policies just to get their job done (e.g.: We were working with company that was developing a custom ASIC for us. Plan was to take their RTL and generate netlists for doing early validation in FPGAs. The Windows versions of the Xilinx tools could not perform the task so we were forced to setup a Linux workstation to run the tools. IT had a no Linux policy that we had to specifically go against just to get our job done).

      I also have seen more problems with piracy, spyware, etc. at companies since the one described than at the company described. This may be due to the time (internet was quite new back then) or it may be because people/departments were forced to become better educated about maintaining their systems, licensing, etc. because they were forced to.

    69. Re:in the perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So use http://jukefly.com/ and problem solved.

    70. Re:in the perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possible restrictions: how about giving users privileges based on their proved ability with the computing environment in your organisation? Any user wanting more freedom to change the default environment would have to get certified to do so. The company could financially support training and certification, and would gain a more knowledgeable staff who could solve more of their own problems.

    71. Re:in the perfect world... by eric76 · · Score: 1

      I gave up years ago trying to get the company to provide me with an up to date computer. If I left it to the company, I'd still be using a 233 MHz computer and a 14 inch monitor.

      So I use my own computers and monitors.

      Every computer that I use that has company information on it is owned by me. That is two computers with Linux, one computer with OpenBSD, and two computers with Windows 2000. Every last piece of backup media here is mine, too. And the hard drives on the file server are mine, too.

      If I should leave or retire, and I feel like being really nice to them, I'll give them a copy of their programs and data. If I just feel somewhat nice, I'll sell them the copies. Or maybe I'll just offer them the computers and media at their original list prices plus a markup for carrying costs.

    72. Re:in the perfect world... by Eivind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So ?

      You have a written policy against that kind of thing. You tell employees to remove suchlike should you ever become aware of it, and the responsibility lies with whomever actually did the illegal thing. What a concept !

      You're inventing problems that simply don't exist. It's not as if there's any technical barrier to a employee speeding in a company car, calling in bomb-threats from company-phones, hitting someone over the head with a company-owned chair etc etc etc.

      Yet in all these cases, the company as such has precisely -zero- responsibility aslong as they did not encourage or assist the crime, or at the very least could be shown to have a policy of silently accepting. (it would, for example, perhaps be different in the case of the speeding if one could show that the company had encouraged employees to speed in order to manage more in a day)

    73. Re:in the perfect world... by LinuxDon · · Score: 1

      Laptops are still a nightmare as there is no standard docking station, power supply format, and OS images have to be customised to each hardware type. Our company has all kind of different HP PC/laptop models, we just purchase whatever suits our needs. We're using Universal Imaging Utility in combination with Zenworks to solve the 'different images' problem. Works great for us, since we can image (almost) any brand/model PC/Laptop/Workstation in 30 minutes.
    74. Re:in the perfect world... by Blue_Wombat · · Score: 1

      I have a USB Hard Drive that has all my music (among other things) on it. Not only does the IT group mknow about it, they bought it for me when I asked. No problem as far as I can see, I *paid* for all the music, I listen to it, it's locked down so only I can get to it (literally, as in unplugged and in a locked drawer at night) so who cares? Trusting users is easier, and ultimately more rewarding than having half your time and half of employees time in a pointless arms race of restrictions and circumvention. The music industry has finally woken up to this, some IT shops are starting to wake up to it, and the movie industry will hopefully wake up eventually.

    75. Re:in the perfect world... by wazza · · Score: 1

      This is an excellent idea. Perhaps I should've thought of it before, but regardless - thanks!

    76. Re:in the perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When my company was small, we all ran our own machines and used 100% open source software and used our personal laptops. SSH and HTTP were basically the only outbound ports; if you wanted to use some protocol other than that, the default answer was to make a tunnel to your SSH server at home. Being a computer security oriented place, everyone had paranoid setups (OpenBSD, patch and update frequently, small number of services running, monitoring traffic and logs constantly). This was all tied in to a large percentage of time working from home. We were all technical people.

      We were much more productive in those days. Our sysadmin focused on making sure our standard TCP/IP network services were running smoothly, and it was our responsibility to stick to the open source standards. We dealt with piracy issues by never having dependencies on non open source software. Some of us had (properly licensed) Windows computers, but never had reason to install much beyond the base OS on them.

      Then we got bought by a larger company. In a larger company, there is going to be a much more diverse group of people; and you will have too many non-technical people to avoid Windows dependencies. In order to fit in with this larger IT organization, we had to switch over to Windows for all non-technical tasks (and some technical ones).

      The moment you do that, licensing becomes a nightmare because in the Windows universe a lot less of the tools are straightforward open source, and you end up putting your computer's performance back in the stone age with all the non-free stuff that you have to run to keep it from getting compromised. Making everything the same becomes a requirement to let your machines be centrally audited and controlled.

    77. Re:in the perfect world... by necrogram · · Score: 1

      Piracy has nothing to do with the fondness of IT departments for locking down user computers. Really, it's a response to nitwits who fancy themselves experts and know just enough to get them into trouble. Of course, it's pretty frustrating for those of us who really do know what they're doing, but face it, we're a tiny minority. Bingo. We had wide open machines and self supporting users at my shop. Cluster fuck. Now its locked down and automated and problem free. We publish out a lot of apps for the users to install at will, and that helps keep them happy
    78. Re:in the perfect world... by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

      I was on the shuttle to work last week and overheard a conversation between a non-tech and an IT guy. It went something like this:

      Non-tech: Hey Bob - you still doing desktop support?
      IT: Yeah, why?
      NT: How can I get admin rights on my machine?
      IT: We don't really give that out. Why, what do you need it for? Maybe I can help?
      NT: Ah, just wanted to install some software. (Obviously being evasive)
      IT: What kind of software? If you tell me, maybe I can have it installed for you officially. (Obviously trying to drag it out of her.)
      NT: iTunes.
      IT: Do you have a business case for that? You know the PCs actually belong to the company...
      NT: No, it's just what I use at home. I guess it's not that important...

      I think IT people would probably be reasonably responsible with admin rights, but a certain percentage would still install all sorts of crap. The number of people putting on crapware would likely skyrocket in the non-tech community.

      Maybe that's okay as the OSs get more secure. Maybe on the balance it'll work out better. I don't know.

      The thing that kills me is when I want to run Linux on my workstation, and they tell me it's not possible because they don't want to support it. In that situation where it's an obviously legitimate request which will benefit my productivity, I think they ought to say that I can run it, but I'm on my own except for hardware failures.

      I guess it depends on what sort of non-standard software you're talking about. The obvious solution is to simply ask the person's manager. Usually that cuts out a good amount of the frivolous stuff. If the manager is OK with it, let it happen -- even if it's iTunes.

    79. Re:in the perfect world... by tbgreve · · Score: 1

      Empowerment means accountability. Accountability leads to production and improvement. Management 101. If you invest in real talent, let them use it. Duh..

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      ~Joaquin Setanti

    80. Re:in the perfect world... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Most devs are admins (whose machines are monitored 7 ways from Tuesday), some folks can't even change the icon placement on their desktops... depending on how legal has classified their job function and physical security profile."

      Yep.....it has really taken the fun out of everything at work.

      They should give the user the option to install Linux on their system....that way, whatever they install is open source....no worry about licensing....

      I was at a place that let you do that, but, you were your own support...and it worked out great.

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    81. Re:in the perfect world... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Inside our own company, even being an IT services firm, our employees are not permitted to install software or modify their systems beyond simple user preference levels. We don't lock systems down since we're all engineers here, but even still, everything we need or want goes through helpdesk. We're not allowed to service our own systems even if we have the knowledge, because the company has to keep a very tight check on software install counts, etc.

      As for our managed customers, we use combinations of group policy and user rights to prevent users from using local drives for storage by installing extremely small quotas (like 10MB!) with the exception of their personal music and pic folders. To prevent abuse, only jpg, bmp, mp3, aac, and wma files are permitted in those folders (batch scripts auto delete everything else periodically) We block the creation of additional drive letters (which prevents thumb drive use, and thus remote software applications), and use network monitoring software to see who has what applications installed. We also block known network sharing ports directly at the desktop level to prevent iTunes and other media sharing from swamping the network, and limit each user via QoS to a relatively small piece of bandwidth. everyone goes through websense and has a white list of addresses based on their user classification. Access to additional sites requires IT approval.

      We don't outright prevent the installation of programs. Users can install their own stuff from their own licences if they wish, however, we track all installed programs on all PCs, and we have a list of forbidden applications and will remotely remove them and discipline employees for violating this policy. If they want to install a simple game to play on their breaks, that's fine, but things like Google Desktop, helper apps, P2P etc are forbidden. If employees need a program to do their jobs, we should already know about it. there's a list of programs in the distribution server. If they need one, getting it installed is a helpdesk request and appropriations signature away so volume licensing can be tracked. All company software is rolled out from the network.

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    82. Re:in the perfect world... by j-pimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      with that in mind, it might be good to by PC speakers with line-in! Then people can bring ipods all they want... but they'll never touch the work machines.

      Why not let them use their own headphones? They probably sound better than $20 speakers. Also, they can turn the volume up louder. Unless all your employees have offices?

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    83. Re:in the perfect world... by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      everyone has a password that they hate ( could not pass up on that ).

      Its hard to sell people on that idea as a group, but its easier individually if they have a reason to want their password long, like the think a coworker is accessing their systems.

      No I'm not suggesting you put that idea in a users head. However, I had a user that wanted their password changed, and I showed them how to make a secure password like "bUdw31ser," which said user loved at that point.

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      --- Justin Dearing http://www.justaprogrammer.net/ We're just programmers.
    84. Re:in the perfect world... by networkconsultant · · Score: 0

      In companies under 100 people that I've worked with it's the norm to allow a degree or three of freedom, regardless of client talent or knowledge, it's human nature.

      In companies larger than that, security policies, backup, DR and acceptable use agreements are in place that limit what is and is not acceptable computer use.

      As to a lot of the questions below (under this one) I have only three statements:

      1. Backup
      2. Role based administration (SSO)
      3. Centralize Distribution / Authorization Of Applications (including custom imaging and packaging). This can be done with software or by scripts alone, it's really only hard in the beginning but once a good frmework is in place it's easy to adminsiter and consistent.

      Those three things will prevent most any issue and require relatively little administrative overhead. Packaging and Imaging in a company with divers hardware requirements may be time consuming (could require two full time employees possibly four) however there are a Myriad of suppliers and software that will accomplish this from Novell, Microsoft, Symantec and others.

      In large organizations Consistency is more important then depth.

    85. Re:in the perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are better ways to deal with piracy than locking down computers. Nowadays, companies face all kinds of legal issues: discrimination suits, corruption investigations, export control laws... The standard solution is to force your employees to attend a bunch of brief classes covering these issues. I had to work through a half-dozen online lessons when I got my current job.
      --------------
      Licensing/Piracy is just one issue.

      Education still won't help with malware that often necessitates a rebuild from bare metal to ensure it's really gone. Rootkits are sometimes impossible to detect, let alone remove and are getting more and more sophisticated every day. That browser tool bar, or screen saver can carry a nasty payload. They really are "free" so the education about piracy won't help.

      I'm a developer, but if I were in charge of IT the systems would be locked down. Indeed it's for your own sanity so you don't need to rebuild their PC's once a week.

      As well since the users are running as administrator, they have all the administrative access they need to destroy their machine simply by loading the wrong web page.

      -AC

    86. Re:in the perfect world... by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      I am against letting users manage their own PCs unless you are in a tech firm. Because when user X loses a document guess who gets the blame ;)

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    87. Re:in the perfect world... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

      In a perfect world this would actually work.
      Yeah... if end-users weren't complete idiots.

      Time between installing a new, clean system and the first piece of spyware installed by an end user: ~15 minutes.

    88. Re:in the perfect world... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      This is an extremely good list.

      Where I work, we have nobody in the #1 group, but plenty in the other 3. I've found a solution that works really well: all machines have VNC installed and all users know I have full access at the administrator level, VNC level and network traffic level. If my automated audits show that any one of these priveleges of mine vanishes, that person's computer gets a full in-person audit and they are unable to use it for a couple of hours.

      This system works quite well to keep group 3 in line -- they know if they mess up, it will result in a full audit of what websites they've been browsing, what software they've installed, and probably other issues will come up as well.

      The responsible users operate comfortably knowing that any questionable activity at the network level will be attended to immediately, and they won't be snooped on without good cause... and the "power users" know that they WILL be snooped on, and their computers will be restored to pristine condition if they do anything stupid... at the expense of their "productivity".

      Management doesn't tend to like it when these "power users" can't get their job done because I have to audit/rebuild their computer every few days... and management can look at my printed reports showing that the issue was caused by that user browsing an inappropriate site or installing crapware on their computer, and the user's activities are made known to their managers and workmates.

      Usually it only takes one or two instances of this happening for this group to fall in line. It probably helps that there's nobody from group #1 here for them to mislead.

    89. Re:in the perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... managers, and IT, wouldn't be control freaks. The truth is users often do things that create work for IT people. Many lazy IT people simply use company policies in order to justify poor service.

    90. Re:in the perfect world... by jwo7777777 · · Score: 5, Funny

      In my business, I force my users to submit all requests in triplicate and reject any that aren't perfect in spelling and I allow no smudges, tears, or other obvious defects on the submission. I provide the forms in the building basement and keep the inbox on the second floor.

      Users are required to change their password every login. Only approved software is allowed on the machines and access to our intranet is strictly controlled by a hypervisor proxy installed on each and every machine.

      Our one and only security breach was when my wife slapped me and choked the common network and local admin password out of me after she demoted me to assistant adjutant information technician.

      She will pay for her insolence. I have already connected together the velcro-like fasteners on several of the baby's size 5 disposable diapers, creating a low cost darknet to create a denial-of-diaper attack on the server I used to control.

      She will pay ... oh yes ... she will pay.......

    91. Re:in the perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut up, the printer is out of toner on the 3rd fllor

    92. Re:in the perfect world... by spxero · · Score: 1

      Your point is extremely valid. I was the IT/everything guy for a small company, and even though I only found one license for Illustrator 10, SpiceWorks found about 7 computers out of 40 with the program installed. And this is the way it was for about 75% of the software they used. I have half a mind to turn them in, but being let go from that company may have been the best thing that happened to me.

    93. Re:in the perfect world... by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      >They should give the user the option to install Linux on their system....that way, whatever they install is open source....no worry about licensing....

      When you're business is providing things to Windows users... it helps to have Windows around.
      Also, just because it's open source doesn't mean it's free of licensing concerns. There can be all sorts of restrictions we don't want to deal with/accede to.

      And even if those were not concerns, not all of our users are capable of running their own Linux machines. What was the big headline recently? Linux his 2% market penetration? That still leaves a large part of the population with no idea what the story is.

    94. Re:in the perfect world... by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      "I'm trying to make an Internet on my desktop but I can't get the file to program."
      Windows Vista supports the internet file preprogrammed on the desktop for increased speed and security. Please log a support call with your Microsoft representative.
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    95. Re:in the perfect world... by Lt_M0nk · · Score: 1

      "Nearly everyone is savvy enough..." The most dangerous kind of user!
    96. Re:in the perfect world... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      as long as no one touches my red Swingline, I don't care. :p

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    97. Re:in the perfect world... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Buy a different printer.

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    98. Re:in the perfect world... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      MySQL?

      It may not cost anything, unless loss of your data costs something.

      Use PostgreSQL instead.

      Safer, and it has a BAS license.

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      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    99. Re:in the perfect world... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      I meant BSD

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    100. Re:in the perfect world... by mini+me · · Score: 1

      As were the computers at my high school. It made it difficult to do anything. Luckily the locks were easily circumvented. Eventually they just gave us a copy of the tools they used to lock the systems down so that we could officially unlock the workstations as needed.

    101. Re:in the perfect world... by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      Your shop may be small enough to avoid attention, but allowing users to install their own software could put a company in hot water fast.

      While this is true, your average I/T department is powerless and in shambles. I/T departments as we know it are gone or going. Many business are not want to properly fund it any more.

      That being said, I know your point. Users will buy one copy of MS-Office and next thing you know 25 users will be using the same key/license. Then they will kick I/T some more and blame them when they get caught.

      BTW, I am not against this, just hoping management puts the blame where it belongs.

    102. Re:in the perfect world... by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, brother. It's all about cooperation between workers, users and admins. Companies let their lowest employees handle equipment worth several millions - while at the same time lock down the right mouse button to prevent *abuse* of whatever.

      People abuse company vehicles all the time and no one cares. It's absolutely normal that employees drive expensive company limos, trucks, 40-tons, cranes and whatnot for weeks and months. Usually you have one or two of your people driving half a million quid in equipment some thousand miles across the country.

      And then IT managers of the same company demand their users to stop listening to music at work and use Internet Explorer because Firefox is nonstandard and therefore unsafe. Talk about priorities, eh :)

    103. Re:in the perfect world... by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      You have a high-school dropout driving the companies' expensive specialty vehicles. Your security service employs an anti-social jerk with an alcohol problem who plays ping-pong with your master key every night (these stainless-steel things, mind you). Your cleaning contractor has a master key as well and he empties your waste baskets every friday when you left the office. Your boss once took home some personal records over the weekend, forgot about it and left them lying on his back seat for days.

      If you're not developing equipment for NASA or the Air Force, chances are that your internal IT is orders of magnitude more secure (and dumbed-down) than that of any other asset and liability of your company.

    104. Re:in the perfect world... by jimbob666 · · Score: 1
      But it is copied onto the companies equipment. As soon as it is on their network storage it is the companies responsibility to deal with it. If the company isn't licensed for the software (or DRM'ed .mp3 files) then it has to cover it's ass and delete them.

      As soon as people realise that home computers and work computers are completely different environments the better.

  2. BAD idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say this has "bad idea" written all over it, but my PC just blue-screened.

  3. mixed feelings by the4thdimension · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Bad idea for those that run shops with people who are clueless to computers. These types of people are walking disasters for the entire IT dept. Good idea for those young-ins that know what they are doing with computers. These types of people not only already save the IT dept. a lot of hassle(I personally help numerous people in my area with computer problems that might otherwise get relegated to IT), but they will know how to work and manage all the software and tools that they opt to install.

    1. Re:mixed feelings by MoonlightSeraphim · · Score: 1

      Its all good as long as the stuff they install is not for Home Use Only and they didn't remove that pesky "Activate Me ..." message with a magical file they found on the i-net somewhere without paying a penny

    2. Re:mixed feelings by JJNess · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I went from administering a community college to an engineering firm's branch office... big difference in user trustworthiness. As it is now, we only make sure that licensing is respected, but users are Power Users and are still pretty wary about their machines, calling me or my supe up before doing anything major. To not have to hold hands anymore, like the math instructor who didn't know how to copy/paste in Word back at that college... that's a blessing!

    3. Re:mixed feelings by qoncept · · Score: 1

      People that think they aren't computer illiterate are a bigger problem. Even if they're right. Thank god cleaning up their mess isn't my job.

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    4. Re:mixed feelings by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Give someone root, and they'll download and install a binary blob from a 3rd party more likely than not. Keep them with standard user privs, and they'll compile something in their own directory (preferable).

    5. Re:mixed feelings by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Good idea for those young-ins that know what they are doing with computers.

      But not too young. Anyone under, say 25 hasn't been using computers long enough to understand how things were when we had to do it the hard way. They say things like "Why do we have to have virtual memory when real memory is so much faster?" and then you have to explain MMUs, paging and swap to them. Or "What's with this stupid netmasking? We can just use IP addresses."

      Worst of all is when the put suits in charge of IT. Not two months ago, I had to fill out a request for for Visual Studio 6.0 because I have to support a legacy app and infrastructure responded that there was no such thing as "Visual Studio 6.0". I sent their boss a link to Microsoft's support page for Visual Studio 6.0 and the next day it was installed.

      LK

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  4. Select own software? by MoonlightSeraphim · · Score: 1

    Let them select everything on their own? I have a 72 years old guy in a next cubicle ... I don't think the man knows the difference between a CPU and motherboard ..

    1. Re:Select own software? by another+joe · · Score: 1

      Unless he is building/maintaining hardware,why should he?

    2. Re:Select own software? by vertinox · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have a 72 years old guy in a next cubicle ...I don't think the man knows the difference between a CPU and motherboard ..

      I don't think he knows the difference between a 401K and lottery tickets either.

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    3. Re:Select own software? by peragrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My old(as in previous) boss is finally retiring at the age of 80. he was still working a 55-60 hour work week.

      He didn't need the money, but did it so he wouldn't get bored. I have another friend who is 63 has 4 seasonal jobs to keep himself busy and gives him just enough extra cash to play. he doesn't need the work, but he works to keep himself going.

      You don't have to stop hard when you retire, you just change priorities.

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    4. Re:Select own software? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I don't think he knows the difference between a 401K and lottery tickets either.

      That's true for a lot of younger people, too...

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    5. Re:Select own software? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      My old(as in previous) boss is finally retiring at the age of 80. he was still working a 55-60 hour work week.

      Did your boss work in a cubicle? I should have highlighted that as well because if I'm 80 and still sitting in a cubicle... Well... I just hope they have suicide booths in the future like they do on TV.

      If I'm in an office... Well I wouldn't mind so much. Of course we might have to work from coffins in the future so a cubicle might be an office at that point.

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    6. Re:Select own software? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Indeed ... I'm 35, and rich enough to retire. I work because I want to work. That said, it is nice not to have to take a job I don't want, or to worry about pissing off the boss (or other wrong person) and getting fired, etc, etc, so maybe the point is that the 72 year old is working in a cubicle, and that this implies some sort of suckiness quality in the job.

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    7. Re:Select own software? by Surt · · Score: 1

      The difference is the tax treatment, right? Lottery winnings are heavily taxed, while 401k winnings get preferential treatment when withdrawn past age (moving target).

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    8. Re:Select own software? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      "Teach your old uncle about the computer" I was told. What I got from that 73 year old was a well informed rant about how utterly stupid the x86 architecture is (for about four different reasons) but how everything else was too expensive (and had other faults), and why serial methods like USB lack foresight. Not everyone is an electrical engineer that used to work on microprocessors but some people never lose the habit of keeping up with current developments.

    9. Re:Select own software? by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

      You're 35 and your SUID is that low? Was that how your parents named you - seeing what Slashdot names were available? :-).

    10. Re:Select own software? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      while 401k winnings get preferential treatment when withdrawn

      Wrong.

    11. Re:Select own software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      already in age of 5 i figured what i would rather do than going to work.
      that he needs work to not get bored is actually pretty sad.

    12. Re:Select own software? by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      Exactly... I am a software developer, and I can point to the motherboard or to the CPU. But, for my work, all I need to know is that any of them is missing or broken, the software does not work. I could not care less, either, if some feature is implemented by the motherboard or by the CPU, as the nearest I get from there is with system calls (I agree that a game developer or other SW developer may need further insight, but that's not my case).

      So, what's the trouble with someone outside IT (regardless of age) not knowing how to change a motherboard?

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    13. Re:Select own software? by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      I don't think he knows the difference between a 401K and lottery tickets either.

      Having just spent several months in a comfortable version of unemployment, there's only so much idleness one can take before going stir-crazy. In my case, the need to be productive outweighed the desire to sit around all day and play WoW.

      When I actually do retire, I imagine that I'll still be working in some capacity. At that point, I won't be governed by as many of the responsibilities that determine my choice right now... but I'll just shift from doing something that I find interesting to something I love doing.

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    14. Re:Select own software? by Surt · · Score: 1

      My dad was a computer nerd as well, so I was exposed from the age of 4, which was more unusual 29 years ago. We had a 300bps modem and I played hunt the wumpus on a machine for which the display was a printer.

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  5. Sure by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure. I'm getting them to write their own software too, but the learning curve is a little steep. We would like to have them fabricating their own chipsets by 2010. Of course we'll have them start with FPGAs first before actual silicon, because that only makes sense.

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    1. Re:Sure by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course we'll have them start with FPGAs first before actual silicon, because that only makes sense. Good idea. And while you're at it why not give them a mint, tuck them in at night and make sure that they have all their stuffed animals. Do you want employees or pussies?
    2. Re:Sure by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm finished designing it.
      Where should I put the spreadsheet for you?

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    3. Re:Sure by Scooter's_dad · · Score: 1

      Do you want employees or pussies?

      When I envision myself with a harem, I do not see myself surrounded by employees.

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    4. Re:Sure by Otter · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Sounds like you should be in charge of OLPC 2! Just give those kids a fluorescent green plastic case, and they'll be taping out the CPUs of the future in no time!

      As for the original topic: that's frequently how it is for corporate Mac users. You can have your machine, but don't expect IT to come in and break it for you like they do with the Windows computers.

    5. Re:Sure by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I routinely have to write (or modify) my own programs to assist me in doing my job.

      LK

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  6. Web 2.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What in the fuck does this have to do with the Web, much less whatever 'Web 2.0' is, you inane retard? Kill yourself.

    1. Re:Web 2.0? by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      With 2 stories in a row with "web 2.0" in them, I guess that's what's needed to be posted on /.

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  7. Depends where you are, and how mickey mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real companies have an IT dept that manages things. If you're some cool 10 person 'web 2.0' shop or whatever maybe you can get away with shit like this. A company that has typical users CANNOT do this. Some of my users are IT savvy people, most aren't. They scratch their heads when it comes to anything over and above logging in and opening the business software.

  8. Two Computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the last two companies I worked for my desk had two computers, one to essentially read email and use Outlook and another where I actually did my work (software engineer). We weren't allowed to muck with the 'corporate' email computer but were free to do almost anything we wanted with our dev machines. The corporate system was more capable than my development box. What a waste!

    1. Re:Two Computers... by lahvak · · Score: 1

      I have seen the same. My previous job was at a community college, where I had two computers on my desk. One of them was brand new fairly high power machine running windows XP. This was the official machine I was not allowed to mess with, and I needed it to access the college intranet, which required internet explorer. Basically I used it twice each semester, once at the beginning to download rosters for my classes, once at the end of semester to turn in grades. Next to it was the machine I used to do the rest of my work: at least 6 years old machine that was officially discarded and which they gave to me so I could run Debian. I didn't complain, I was glad they let me plug it into the network. I wasn't the only one with similar setup, the chair of the chemistry department also had two machines, except that she used Windows 95 on her work machine. Needless to say, the college was very proud that all their faculty have brand new very capable machines on their desks.

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  9. In a young company, maybe by Beavertank · · Score: 1

    When your company is full of young, tech savvy, computer literate people then maybe. But the vast majority of the places I have worked have been half (if not more) full of old semi-luddite completely computer illiterate people who, if left to pick their own computers, would be as likely to come back requesting a PDA as an actual computer. As for running their own maintenance... once again, only with a younger company. Unless the "older segment" of the company is very tech savvy, i.e. engineers/scientists and have all been using computer their entire professional lives, then this sounds like an absolutely terrible idea.

    1. Re:In a young company, maybe by sarhjinian · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't think "young" or "tech-savvy" are necessarily the virtues you think they are: I've supported a group of "young", "tech-savvy" developers and network people who insisted on purchasing and adminning their own machines. What did it get us? More SQL Slammer/Blaster/Worm-of-the-day infections per capita then the rest of the company.

      We ended up putting them on their own network and cutting them off the WAN fairly often because they couldn't patch, protect or resuist opening every random attachment they came across. Yes, they ran Windows by and large (one guy had a four-processor box with eleven VMware images, all infected with something), but these were supposedly "young" and "tech-savvy" people who didn't need to be controlled and could be trusted to patch their own machines.

      At least they didn't place many support calls.

      In a big shop, someone needs to either rule with an iron fist, or self-adminned machines need to be sequestered into the own network and allowed exactly zero access to company data. Heck, even in a small shop there has to be one person designated to kicking ass and taking names. People have day jobs--even IT people--that would get in the way of proper maintenance and someone needs to ensure that:
      • Stuff gets backed up
      • Stuff is secure
      • Stuff doesn't screw up other stuff
      Yes, even "Web 2.0 aware hipsters" need to do this, and it's not their job any more than bookkeeping or balancing cash would be.
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    2. Re:In a young company, maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a PDA would meet their needs better than an "actual computer"?

    3. Re:In a young company, maybe by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I've always had more problem with knowledgeable loose cannons than with otherwise incompetent people who were non-the-less afraid to mess with the magic box.

      If you let them install whatever they want, then you almost always have more services running; most users won't install IIS, for example, on their windows machine, but the IT masta will, on a whim, but then he'll stop using (and patching) it and it'll get exploited a year later. This kinda stuff happens a lot.

      Then there is the whole "standardization" thing. Unless your people don't have to work together at all, it really helps to have a somewhat standardized environment.

      *Pause for the sound of 10,000 alpha geeks freaking out about their needs*

      In the real world, if every worker has his own personalized machine and someone's machine goes down, they're screwed. They have access to none of their apps, none of their highly personalized tools. They can't just jump on someone else's machine, they have to fix their own. Likewise if they get canned, then no one can use their machine without wiping it and reinstalling everything. Even if you just rip the harddrive and replace it with a cloned one, the new guy still can't do anything for a week while he's compiling binaries for his most commonly used perl modules.

      If someone runs into a problem that they can't solve, no one can really help them...It's a pain.

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    4. Re:In a young company, maybe by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I was hired to admin for a "dot-com" back in the day that was 35 developers. My GOD it was horrible. They would install any little program that they found, piracy everywhere, thought that one MSDN subscription was good for the whole office, cause it cost alot, it must have been a site license. Oh, and my favoritte part was the complaints about the network going down. They had 6 "mini-hubs" thrown around on different peoples desks, with very long, kinked cables between them that their chars would roll over, doors would close on, etc..

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  10. Bad idea? No, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that if The User is savvy enough, then yes. This is pretty important anyway, as we've still not figured out how to toaster-ify our computers. In fact, I think we never will. Trying to make something DAU proof will merely invite a dumber DAU.

  11. We tried that with cell phones. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    After letting users pick their plan, phones and cell providers and having ***$900*** cell phone bills each month we said "You will pay for anything over $85".

    Surprisingly the bills dropped to about $85 and they let us manage the plans.

    As a IT guy like so many others - the reason users don't manage their systems is a) they can't and b) it's better for the company if professionals do it.

  12. Tagging? by fuocoZERO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any idea why this article hasn't been tagged "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" yet?

    1. Re:Tagging? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Maybe Taco finally blocked the 'tards who kept tagging the same things all the time.

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    2. Re:Tagging? by cizoozic · · Score: 1

      I think you're right. Remember how every article with a question in the title or summary used to get ">yes, no, maybe (tagging beta)"?

    3. Re:Tagging? by fuocoZERO · · Score: 1

      I don't know how to tag articles... Can you only do it to things you submit?

    4. Re:Tagging? by cizoozic · · Score: 1

      You need to be a (paid) subscriber in order to tag articles. That's the price of admission, so to speak.

    5. Re:Tagging? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      False. I'm not a subscriber, but have been here for many years & can tag.

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    6. Re:Tagging? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Click the grey arrow (triangle) next to the list of existing tags. You're it.

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    7. Re:Tagging? by windex82 · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering when the 'NoOneInThisThreadComprehendsTheQuestion' tag will appear.

      For the love of all thats good, the question is should the IT staff manage THEIR PC's? Most people are responding as if the question is asking if IT should let Susie H. R. and Tom Salesman manage theirs.

    8. Re:Tagging? by cizoozic · · Score: 1
      Ah interesting. I was told otherwise, but sure enough, from the FAQ:

      This is all very beta. Currently, tagging is open to our users whose accounts are more than about six months old. If your account is more recent, you can still get tag access by becoming a Slashdot subscriber. Trust but verify from now on I guess ;^)
    9. Re:Tagging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Any idea why this article hasn't been tagged "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" yet?"

      Sorry, CowboyNeil ran out of that tag, as it's being applied to every other article on /.

    10. Re:Tagging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phew. I was about to look for how to block tagging too.
      I currently mod all subscribers posts -5.
      Oh and hey is there a way to nullify the underrated/overrated? They're not subject to moderation therefore rife with abuse.

      Posting anon because mods don't know that there is no -1 I disagree.

  13. One Size Cannot Fit All by dhavleak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So the answer is basically, "it depends".

    For security reasons its always important to manage the AV, updates, etc. on the machine.

    If you have important IP on laptops, it becomes even more important to have a good policy to manage machine health, rather than leaving it to individual discretion.

    And finally, if you have well-defined and relatively narrow roles for which machines are required, again it makes sense to lock them down.

    So depending on how much of the above is true, the answer will vary, but in general IT shops should not trust users to manage their own machines especially because users really don't know much when it comes to keeping a machine secure.

    1. Re:One Size Cannot Fit All by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      For security reasons its always important to manage the AV, updates, etc. on the machine.

      If your network can be hosed by a single misbehaving machine, you have bigger problems.

      If you have important IP on laptops, it becomes even more important to have a good policy to manage machine health, rather than leaving it to individual discretion.

      Or make it clear to users just how big a lawsuit they have coming their way if their laptop should be compromised.

      And finally, if you have well-defined and relatively narrow roles for which machines are required, again it makes sense to lock them down.

      Not really. It may make sense according to some abstract ideal, but you end up saving on IT costs -- and, well, putting large chunks of IT out of a job -- even if the machine is in a relatively limited role.

      That is, flexibility is only part of the benefit. The other part of it is, your helpdesk has a lot less work to do.

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    2. Re:One Size Cannot Fit All by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

      I develop embedded systems software. The team use complex, specialized debugging hardware and software that exceed the resources of the IT people to support. Therefore, the company grants us admin privileges so that we are able to take of installing and maintaining these esoteric tools, including the requisite device drivers. Now in one company I used to work for, the development team members had 2 PCs - one for office/corporate applications, the other for software development. However, where I work now, each of us has only one PC for both.

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    3. Re:One Size Cannot Fit All by dhavleak · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I get your point.

      If your network can be hosed by a single misbehaving machine, you have bigger problems. IT is tasked with more than this -- network security, data security, and workforce productivity for starters. If you leave users to manage their own machines, why do you think just one single machine will get compromised? How do you know the value of the documents on that one compromised machine? Even if no data is lost, and your network stays up, why would you want any of your machines turned into botnets?

      Or make it clear to users just how big a lawsuit they have coming their way if their laptop should be compromised. Users are not the enemy. They don't want to screw up their machines - most of them just don't know what the safe choices are. In a corporation, you hire people for their domain-knowlege. Marketing/accounts/finance/HR etc. aren't expected to be IT experts. IT staff are, hence IT should be the ones to deal with this.

      Not really. It may make sense according to some abstract ideal, but you end up saving on IT costs -- and, well, putting large chunks of IT out of a job -- even if the machine is in a relatively limited role. Abstract ideal??
      Consider an informational kiosk in a bookstore. It runs a single application 100% of the time. Lock the damn thing down. Consider a POS (point of sale) system -- it does sales and inventory functions 100% of the time -- lock it down. Consider a consultant working at customer sites most of the time - don't even accidentally lock their laptop down. Consider a desktop for somebody in accounts -- this is a grey area between the kiosk and consultant situations. Might need some policy enforced, and might warrant some flexibility. Different strokes for different folks -- got it? The ideal scenario is to divvy up the workforce into roles, and have images and policies that apply based on membership to these 'roles' groups. Many companies already do this.

      Now if you're approaching this as a developer who's used to knowing everything that happens on his machine, and considers IT to be very much less skilled/knowledgeable than yourself, well, understand that most of the working world is not in your situation. Developers will always want to have completely unfettered access to their machines, with minimal (but some) policy enforced -- AV, patches, blacklists..

      That is, flexibility is only part of the benefit. The other part of it is, your helpdesk has a lot less work to do. It's always a balance dude -- you always want 100% security (for your data/network/servers). You always want 100% flexibilty. You always want to spend $0.0 on IT. You can never achieve any of these goals - you can only balance them as best as you can for your organization.
    4. Re:One Size Cannot Fit All by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      If you leave users to manage their own machines, why do you think just one single machine will get compromised?

      I'm basing this on a naive assumption that most users will want to not be compromised, and will thus start securing their machines. I'm also assuming that the more sensitive stuff is stored on the network (where it should be anyway), meaning it's on a server under IT's control, and that is locked down tight.

      Even if no data is lost, and your network stays up, why would you want any of your machines turned into botnets?

      It's not that I want that, it's that I don't care. Block outbound port 25, and spam botnets are no longer an issue. Secure the network, not the machine.

      Users are not the enemy. They don't want to screw up their machines - most of them just don't know what the safe choices are.

      They also either assume it's not their problem, or that security isn't an issue. Or they don't care.

      Because if they really did care about security, they would ask, and educate themselves, on what the safe choices are. The problem is making them care.

      I'm not suggesting that they're the enemy. I'm suggesting giving them enough responsibility, clearly spelled out, that they start to care -- and I'm suggesting that this is cheaper than having IT babysit every single computer.

      In a corporation, you hire people for their domain-knowlege. Marketing/accounts/finance/HR etc. aren't expected to be IT experts.

      Let me put it this way: Tuning a guitar is pretty much a menial task that has very little to do with playing music. Storing and transporting a guitar are similarly unrelated to the actual playing of the music. You could be Eric Clapton, you could be the best guitarist in the world, and still not have a clue about guitar maintenance.

      And for rock stars, maybe that works. They can afford to pay someone to keep a bunch of guitars tuned and ready, and to go buy new ones if they destroy any. I've seen this before -- at an Umphrey's McGee concert, one guitarist broke a string, and the rest of the band kept right on playing... someone brought him a brand-new guitar, and took his old one backstage to change the string.

      But not everyone is a rockstar, and it really does not take very much to learn how to tune your own guitar. Sure, you might not be able to build one from parts, but you can at least take care of the one you have.

      That's what I'm proposing here: Marketing, accounts, finance, and HR people, this computer is your tool. You are by definition somewhat of a "computer person", because it is the tool of your trade. You would do well to learn just a bit about it. You don't have to be an expert -- you don't have to be able to build one from parts -- but at least the basics. Let IT do the hard stuff, not clean up after you failing to do the simple stuff.

      One more analogy: We make people go through driver's education before they drive a car. That's a hell of a lot of specialized knowledge. You don't have to know how to change your oil, but you should at least know how to adjust the mirrors.

      Consider a desktop for somebody in accounts -- this is a grey area between the kiosk and consultant situations.

      That is what I'm discussing here. The kiosk isn't as relevant -- there's far fewer ways to screw it up, which means far less work for IT to do. And how much work do you spend, in a large company, supporting kiosks -- versus that desktop in accounting?

      Developers will always want to have completely unfettered access to their machines, with minimal (but some) policy enforced -- AV, patches, blacklists.

      If every computer in the company except the developers' has AV, patches, and blacklists, and mine is completely 0wned, what's the problem?

      And as a developer, I tend to prefer very minimal AV, yes to patches, no to b

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    5. Re:One Size Cannot Fit All by dhavleak · · Score: 1

      most users will want to not be compromised, and will thus start securing their machines. The naive assumption is that most users will know how to do this.

      I'm also assuming that the more sensitive stuff is stored on the network (where it should be anyway) If you just prepared a strategy/vision doc. or new marketing plans for a clinet, or million other such things that you need to email to people as attachments, they will end up on laptops/desktops instead of servers.

      It's not that I want that, it's that I don't care. IT doesn't have that luxury. Your machines might not always be confined to your network. Blocking port 25 is not the final answer.

      ....I'm suggesting giving them enough responsibility, clearly spelled out.... If you hire someone at $75,000 per year, for accounting/martketing/whatever non-IT job, you don't want them spending cycles and getting context-switched by having to manage their machines. Many of them only understand computers in a very basic way.

      <rock star analogy, everyone is a "computer person" etc..> *rolls eyes*
      By this definition, you have to be working at Taco Bell (and not at the cash register) to not be responsible for maintaining a computer. To your drivers ed anology, if you need excel for accounting purposes, you need to know how to use excel, launch excel, close excel, check email, start/shutdown your pc, etc.

      And as a developer, I tend to prefer very minimal AV, yes to patches, no to blacklists. If Flash 8.x has some vuln and you haven't updated your flash plugin forever, a script checking for blacklisted apps is the safety net.

      ....your specific scenario in your small company.... ..is completely irrelevant (as you yourself realize). Developers are not the ones who need IT support. We need only the most minimal stuff (AV, patches, blacklists, as I mentioned earlier), and even that is optional depending on the size of the company. You do realize that most companies are not like this right? Your expectation that average people can maintain their own workstations is actually unreasonable. You completely underestimate what it takes to keep data secure, and what responsibilities companies have to shareholders/customers/partners to pursue this security beyond an approach like "let the users handle it, and we'll just give them a pamphlet, send them to a class, and pray nothing goes wrong". Even flexibility in languages/frameworks/tools means nothing -- coders always have this. Flexibility in IT means, if someone needs just MS office for their job, are they able to install this cool new freeware (potentially malware) office plugin that makes xyz task easier, or do they not have the privilege to do that? That's where you end up making a decision which is essentially a balance between flexibility and security, get it?
    6. Re:One Size Cannot Fit All by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      The naive assumption is that most users will know how to do this.

      No, the assumption is that if it hurts not to know, most users will learn. The only way I see that failing is that a large number of users might not actually be capable of doing so, at which point, I'd seriously evaluate how much it's costing IT to support them vs how much it would cost to find a replacement for them.

      If you just prepared a strategy/vision doc. or new marketing plans for a clinet, or million other such things that you need to email to people as attachments, they will end up on laptops/desktops instead of servers.

      Google Docs, or something similar, if it absolutely must be a document, and not just an email. Gmail drafts will be autosaved similarly. Now it's stored and backed up by Google, auto-saved over the network every five minutes.

      And it again falls back to the matter of forcing best practices. If they don't get bitten early and hard, they will never learn, which means they will get bitten later, and harder, and it will be IT's job to clean up the mess.

      A relevant example at my own job -- we develop for Amazon EC2. The fact that an EC2 Instance (virtual machine) may go away at any time, and take all its local storage with it, forces you to develop a robust backup solution right away. Other services may be less prone to wiping out the entire local store, but you would still need backup, either way.

      Your machines might not always be confined to your network.

      Still not entirely sure what that has to do with a botnet -- or, again, why I have to care. Block the botnet activity at the network borders.

      If you hire someone at $75,000 per year, for accounting/martketing/whatever non-IT job, you don't want them spending cycles and getting context-switched by having to manage their machines. Many of them only understand computers in a very basic way.

      Because they are allowed to. Besides, it does not take much more than a very basic understanding of computers to keep yours clean, or at the very least, keep critical data off of it, so that it can be periodically re-imaged.

      By this definition, you have to be working at Taco Bell (and not at the cash register) to not be responsible for maintaining a computer.

      Pretty much. Or in construction -- or at a cash register which is kiosk-ified, as it doesn't need to behave like a computer...

      Let me put it another way: There was a point at which people would pay secretaries to take dictation for them. Now, pretty much everyone is assumed to know how to type -- when was the last time you heard of someone getting hired merely to type?

      We may not be there yet, but by now, basic computer skills -- typing, pointing and clicking, etc -- are basic requirements of getting a job. If enough companies decide they want to spend less on IT, then the same will be true of basic local admin skills.

      If Flash 8.x has some vuln and you haven't updated your flash plugin forever, a script checking for blacklisted apps is the safety net.

      Doesn't Flash auto-update now?

      You completely underestimate what it takes to keep data secure

      What does it take? Really?

      Flexibility in IT means, if someone needs just MS office for their job, are they able to install this cool new freeware (potentially malware) office plugin that makes xyz task easier, or do they not have the privilege to do that? That's where you end up making a decision which is essentially a balance between flexibility and security, get it?

      Flexibility in language/frameworks/tools is different than this, how?

      And the point is, again, that if it's all on the user's head, they should be a lot more paranoid about installing shiny new plugins.

      There is nothing difficult about this. My mother can do this. But as long as people have IT there to hold their hand, they won't, because they don't have to. Honestly, if we all had chauffeurs, very few of us would know how to driver, or would care to.

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  14. Give them choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all cry for choice in our software.... let the users do the same. Let them choose to either manage their own system and they can purchase/upgrade/sell whatever they want and, when it blows up, they reinstall. Or let the IT department do it and then they can get the ugliest locked-down no-fun non-root access box to play with. Also the servers aren't theirs so anything users put on there is still subject to corporate rules but otherwise let users be smart and just let them know when they break rules (illegal content sharing that could get the corporation in trouble, or propagation of viruses from their system, etc.).

    Anyway, someday when I'm the administrator I'll do it this way, or try to at least.

    1. Re:Give them choice by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Anyway, someday when I'm the administrator I'll do it this way, or try to at least.

      Let me know how you get on when your job description includes "Keep the company from running illegal software and keep the network secure".

      It may work in tech-savvy companies and departments, and it may work if the real work is done on a managed system (say a web application or even something like Terminal Server) but there are plenty of examples where it probably wouldn't.

      To me, it sounds more like an excuse to cut IT department budgets.

  15. I should be so lucky by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If I tried to go through my IT department to get anything done, I would never have time for work. Basically, I have to work from my home computer to get anything done. My work computer is absolutely worthless (can't install any software on it, most of the internet is blocked with Websense blocking software, takes months to get any software approved for it). Basically, I just finally told my boss that I would buy my own personal equipment and software and set that up at home. It serves me well, as I do freelance work at homne anyway.

    If I went through IT at work, I would still be using Photoshop 5.0 and some ancient version of Pagemaker. They're so slow (and this is a true story, honest to God) that the last time they approved any work software for me, the company had stopped making the version they approved before they finally approved it.

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    1. Re:I should be so lucky by nbannerman · · Score: 1

      If your IT Department is that bad, surely other users are raising the same concerns?

      What was the response from management regarding your complaints?

    2. Re:I should be so lucky by couchslug · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Basically, I just finally told my boss that I would buy my own personal equipment and software and set that up at home. It serves me well, as I do freelance work at homne anyway."

      The vast majority of auto mechanics are expected to provide their own hand tools, and a well-stocked toolbox can run tens of thousands of dollars. Why not have users provide their own computer (cheap by comparison) if they support it?

      I'd be happy to provide my own PC anywhere I worked if it were permitted. I bring my own peripherals anyway.

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    3. Re:I should be so lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iawtp

    4. Re:I should be so lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Above someone posted the four groups of users that you'll generally encounter. The two important ones are:

      3. The ones that think that they are power users. These are more dangerous than a real computer illiterate moron. They know everything and will not hesitate to wipe their asses with your IT procedures under general principles. They also work behind your back, giving your users contradicting advice that creates confusion and resentment later. You'll spend an afternoon carefully crafting your business case for buying four brand new whatevers, for example, Mac Book Pros. At the same time, these idiots go behind your back and whisper into the right ear that Mac Book Pros are overpriced, that Mac Books will do fine. The purchase goes for the cheaper item, and when bad things happen, they will blame you regardless, while the weasela keep a low profile.

      4. The real power users. These are the only ones that you can trust to do most of the management, more because not only they display the knowledge and experience, but also a healthy level of restraint. This is the kind of guy that knows what he is doing but won't mess with the equipment simply because he is bored. After all, he is busy enough doing his own job, no time to do yours unless he understands it to be a honest emergency.


      Unfortunately, where I work, #3 is actually the IT department and #4 is where I stand. I make suggestions knowing full well what we need and what we don't and then, in the end, the VP of IT ends up nixing the plans and dumbing everything down so that the software/hardware is nearly unusable.

      It's really unfortunate.

    5. Re:I should be so lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds to me like your IT department is sorely understaffed. If they are that slow with new software, imagine how bad it would be if your PC did not work because someone installed spyware or just a buggy application.

      What you need to do is make sure that upper management knows this and allocates more $$ to the IT department for support and anaylisis of new apps....

      ok, ok Im joking there, we all know that will never happen. Just remember there is no such thing as a well funded IT department. At leats I have never seen one in the last 12 years.

    6. Re:I should be so lucky by schmiddy · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of auto mechanics are expected to provide their own hand tools

      Is this even true? Source?

      To relate a story along the same lines, an old EE prof of mine told me twenty years or so ago they tried mandating that all students bring their own tools to the Electronics lab -- soldering irons, wire cutters, pliers, etc. -- because the department was trying to pinch pennies, and because inevitably some of the lab equipment would get "borrowed" and never returned. Despite these apparent benefits, the program was canceled within a year because the poor students were bringing in any tool they could get their hands on to meet the requirements, such as a huge pipe wrench instead of the teeny little pliers you really needed.

      You really don't want workers/students responsible for providing for their own tools. With companies paying the least they can for labor, and schools nickel and diming students for every cent... many students or even white collar workers couldn't afford to provide for their own good tools even *if* they could be trusted to actually buy what they needed. I for one would hate to have to provide my own computer for work. My company buys every new employee pretty much whatever laptop or desktop they want . Our newest hire just got a MacBook Air.. I'm a teensy jealous, although I got a surprisingly nice Dell Latitude for myself. And we alone have root on our machines, of course. I would've really hated to plop down ~$1k for a decent laptop for myself just for work.

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    7. Re:I should be so lucky by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      I suspect the "user" is stretching the truth. I have had people at work constantly rag on my department for simular concerns and what does it always turn out to be. We unblock them and instantly the sites like parezhilton and myspace pop on, or the aim client is loaded up, or you find out their request for a certain software program turns out to be a package they have no business running and are scamming their boss into buying for them so they can take it home.

      Maybe not all people are like this. But enough have to have gotten our department to the point of making our staff submit requests to our big boss in detail as to EXACTLY what they want, and let him approve it. The legitimate requests go through and we fill them as soon as they are approved. The no so legitimate ones? They drop it right then and there.

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    8. Re:I should be so lucky by syousef · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So your first reaction, not knowing the other side of the story is to call an end user a liar, then rant about how most users are crooks out to scam there bosses. Yeah I'd just love to have you in charge of my work machine. What exactly are you trying to do here anyway? Stick up for the admin guy at the expense of the user? That whole us vs them mentality is inanely stupid. You're suppose to be helping these people get their work done first and foremost. Since looking up random sites that aren't work related may or may not be a sign that the user is not doing their job. The way I see it there's very little difference between browsing sites like myspace and reading a newspaper. (Parezhilton might be a bit much but the reason for that is that it immediately exposes the employer to law suits). It's their manager's job to keep them doing their work. If you've resorted to babysitting your employees you've got bigger issues. In any case I wonder how many non-work-related sites you visit and how many you justify as being work related when the situation is marginal. Did you post this from work?

      I also wonder how well your "big boss" knows the work required and whether or not micro-managing his staff's PC configuration might be a bad use of his time. It certainly speaks volumes of what your company thinks of its employees.

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    9. Re:I should be so lucky by syousef · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like your IT department is sorely understaffed. If they are that slow with new software, imagine how bad it would be if your PC did not work because someone installed spyware or just a buggy application.

      I'm a developer. We do install our own software. Unfortuantely we don't have a developer image for our team. I've only had hardware die. Help desk solution is to re-image and then you play the install game for 3 days.

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    10. Re:I should be so lucky by stevedmc · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you work for B@SF.

    11. Re:I should be so lucky by couchslug · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Is this even true? Source?"

      It certainly is. Toolkits have historically been provided by the mechanic (I've been a mechanic for many years), as the selection reflects personal preference. I found the link below by Googling the common phrase in want ads for mechanics "Must have own tools". The reason it is used is that only extreme newbs (or screwups who pawned their gear!) DON'T have their own tools. Mechanics often start their careers by buying tools as students (hence the vendor student discounts on basic sets) and will buy tools throughout their careers. Tool vendors visit shops and sell toolkits to mechanics on payment plans. It is common for tools to be insured because they are so expensive.

      http://www.careeroverview.com/auto-mechanic-careers.html

      "The most important instruments a technician or mechanic uses are hand tools. Typically workers will use their own tools, and a lot of experienced technicians and mechanics own tool sets worth thousands of dollars."

      http://www.calmis.ca.gov/file/occguide/MECHAUTO.HTM (note the date, the price figures are low)

      "Most mechanics have to buy their own tools. As an apprentice, the mechanic
      may have to spend up to $500 or more on tools. By the time they reach journey-
      level, a mechanic may have spent up to $10,000 on tools. Mechanics with a
      specialty like those who work on foreign cars may spend even more on tools
      because foreign cars need metric tools."

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    12. Re:I should be so lucky by Courageous · · Score: 1

      I run our campus' virtualization initiative. For a long tawdry list of reasons not worth getting into here, we have carte blanche to "make engineerin'g job go better". As a consequence IT ignores us.

      I will seriously swear that one of the reasons we're so popular is... "agility".

      Someone wants a server? CLICK.

      They want to install software on it? THEY'RE ROOT, MAN, WHAT-EVER.

      (And yes, we do need auditing, and virus scanning, and the like; as long as such things are configured by someone who works with their computer for a living... i.e., SANELY... no one ever mucks with them).

      C//

    13. Re:I should be so lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still at a university; suppose it's worth reminding everyone in the corporate world that user control seems to be the norm in academia. Staff/library computers seem to be locked down, but for the research labs the IT department mostly only provides Internet and support when it is asked for. Not sure I see the problem with that.

    14. Re:I should be so lucky by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      I suspect the "user" is stretching the truth.

      I only wish!

      I have had people at work constantly rag on my department for simular concerns and what does it always turn out to be. We unblock them and instantly the sites like parezhilton and myspace pop on, or the aim client is loaded up, or you find out their request for a certain software program turns out to be a package they have no business running and are scamming their boss into buying for them so they can take it home.

      Who determines if the user has any business running a certain piece of software? If their boss approves it, that is no concern of yours. In fact, with that single statement you've shown that you are more interested in maintaining power than in running out ICT services.

      Maybe not all people are like this. But enough have to have gotten our department to the point of making our staff submit requests to our big boss in detail as to EXACTLY what they want, and let him approve it. The legitimate requests go through and we fill them as soon as they are approved. The no so legitimate ones? They drop it right then and there.

      ICT departments are frequently in no position to determine what is legitimate or not.For example, if I am wasting time at work watching porn, then it's my boss's problem, not ICT duty to cut me off because they figure that it must be illegitimate. They should instead simply send the logs to the relevant manager and let him deal with it.

      Replace "Porn" with anything else (crapware, slashdot, "illegitimate" software, etc) and the argument still stands.
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    15. Re:I should be so lucky by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      I believe him ; my IT department is so lame that I had to wait 13 weeks for a piece of software, just because it wasn't sold by one of their "approved software agents". I think in the end they got one of their software agents to act as a middleman, buying it from the real source and selling it on to them (with a markup).

      In the meantime, I'd made significant inroads into the work that the software was supposed to save me from having to do manually.

      And the financial year had also ended, meaning that the cost was deducted from this years budget, instead of last years.

    16. Re:I should be so lucky by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      You may WISH it was your bosses job, but frequently its ICT staff who get the blame for you watching porn. "Why was he able to do that, cant you block that stuff?" We had a network manager almost fired because she unblocked someone because they claimed they needed it for a project and in turn was watching KIDDY PORN at work. His boss didnt get the axe, SHE almost did. So you can make the claim all you want its not our jobs, but your bosses say otherwise.

      And you should see what middle management approves sometimes. Maybe if we could trust them to approve legitimate packages then sure, but Half Life 2? (true story)

      Sorry to say in the real world when it comes to computer work, we are as much your boss as your boss is. If you dont like it, go back to using paper. But the fact is in the nearly 10 years I have been doing this, the user cant be trusted to push the power button, forget about actually making important decisions that could potentially effect other machines.

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    17. Re:I should be so lucky by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      "Basically, I just finally told my boss that I would buy my own personal equipment and software and set that up at home. It serves me well, as I do freelance work at homne anyway."

      The vast majority of auto mechanics are expected to provide their own hand tools, and a well-stocked toolbox can run tens of thousands of dollars. Why not have users provide their own computer (cheap by comparison) if they support it?

      I'd be happy to provide my own PC anywhere I worked if it were permitted. I bring my own peripherals anyway.

      Plumbers, Electricians, Carpenters, Masons, Refrigeration guys all have to do this. Steel toed shoes and uniforms too. My father is a Mechanical Contractor and bucks the standard by paying for some of it. But a plumber starting out will need over $1000 worth of tools.

      Larger and more expensive tools, like cut off saws, ladders, torches, pipe cutters would be provided by the company. Anything that fits in a toolbox is the worker's responsibility.

      I'm a sysadmin and I'm not sure how I'd do my own. I always need test systems and generally have over 100 windows open. I'm primarily a Unix type, but work in a Microsoft shop with Exchange, Sharepoint, Project, etc.

      As a "mechanic" type I could choose Craftsman, Snap-on, or any other tool set as long as it was metric/standard. If I don't have a windows desktop at work, I'm not getting email, calendar (owa works poorly with firefox), Visio, Project, Windows Server tools (I do AD stuff) and Sharepoint. I wouldn't be surprised if there is $10k of hardware and software involved to support me with Windows.

    18. Re:I should be so lucky by schmiddy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the very informative reply. I never knew all that :)

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    19. Re:I should be so lucky by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      I wish I were exaggerating. No, I certainly wouldn't expect them to unblock sites like celebrity-of-the-moments-crotch-shot.com. The biggest pain in the ass, though, by far is that they block everything under the "message boards and forums" cateogry (including our own /. of course). Basically, this cuts me off from about 80% of the answers and knowledge I need for any given question (since the best way to find an answer to a question is usually to find where it's been asked before on some knowledgeable forum).

      I'll give you an example. I recently had a very specific question about how Adobe Indesign handles a certain kind of transparency when it exports to legacy versions of pdf. It was a simple enough question, and a quick Google search supplied me with plenty of answers to the question. Only, I had to go home to read most of them (because most of them had been answered on usenet, message boards, forums, Yahoo answers, etc. and were therefore blocked). I had to go several entries down to find one that was unblocked (i.e. on a forum so obscure than Websense didn't have it in their database) and it wasn't what I was looking for (when I looked at home, it was answered in one of the blocked forums near the top of the list). That's pretty much an everyday problem for me trying to get any information at work.

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    20. Re:I should be so lucky by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I used to work at a place like that too. The IT dept. was very customer-service-friendly and quick to respond (even if they couldn't approve something they at least let you know quickly, with a good explanation as to why) . Where I'm working now, the IT dept. pretty much treats the employees like enemies and bullies around management.

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    21. Re:I should be so lucky by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, nothing says "sloppy IT department" like the "let's just re-image it" solution to every problem. I had to set down ground rules on that pretty early. The first time I tried to have them fix a minor problem (that I could have easily fixed myself with admin rights) the IT guy shows up with an image disk. I told him to get lost and started locking my office from then onwards. Now I don't even bother calling them for help (I'm not spending weeks reinstalling everything just because they're to lazy or stupid to actually fix them problem instead of just gutting the entire Windows installation).

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    22. Re:I should be so lucky by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yes other users have it just as bad as me (particularly other technical staff). Yes, they have raised concerns. Management did recently replace the IT Director. But it didn't do any good, because the problem was the IT staff itself not the director. And being a government agency, getting rid of bad staff is pretty much impossible. SO basically, they get to bully around management and there isn't much management can (or is willing) to do, beyond replacing the director and hoping he can change them (which he hasn't so far).

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    23. Re:I should be so lucky by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Unfortuantely we don't have a developer image for our team.

      Then your IT department should have a developer image for your team.

      (Says me who's spent the last 2 years trying to get a straight answer to the question "What do you need on your image? Tell me or you'll be rebuilding your environment from scratch every time you need a new PC")

    24. Re:I should be so lucky by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1

      That would almost certainly be a problem with your procurement department, not IT. IT install and support software, it's extremely rare that they are involved in the actual purchasing beyond answering an initial "Is this the right one" query. Procurement not being able to purchase except from approved vendors is NOT rare though, that's the way almost all businesses work. Blame IT for crap IT, don't blame us because your business processes are crap or because your business unit director won't spend any money on you.

    25. Re:I should be so lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The vast majority of auto mechanics are expected to
      > provide their own hand tools, and a well-stocked
      > toolbox can run tens of thousands of dollars. Why
      > not have users provide their own computer (cheap by
      > comparison) if they support it?

      A mechanic's toolkit doesn't have the potential to cause other mechanics' toolkits to rust away if it isn't taken care of.

    26. Re:I should be so lucky by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      You may WISH it was your bosses job, but frequently its ICT staff who get the blame for you watching porn.

      Hell no - Every organisation I've worked at in the last twelve years had a *policy*. Not once, in any of my twelve years working both ICT and user, has ICT *ever* been blamed for a user slacking off at work. I'd bet dollars to donuts that your dept. has a policy spelling out that ICT is not liable for anything that the user does (like porn).

      "Why was he able to do that, cant you block that stuff?" We had a network manager almost fired because she unblocked someone because they claimed they needed it for a project and in turn was watching KIDDY PORN at work.

      Irrelevant if there was a company policy in place. I find it hard to believe that you work at a place that has written policy that blames ICT for the user being able to use the service for illegal activities. No one is getting fired other than the user themselves.

      His boss didnt get the axe, SHE almost did. So you can make the claim all you want its not our jobs, but your bosses say otherwise.

      Actually, my claim is that it is written down that ICT is not liable - if you work at a place that does not even have a phones/ICT policy, leave. All such policies I've seen make ICT not responsible for anything.

      And you should see what middle management approves sometimes. Maybe if we could trust them to approve legitimate packages then sure, but Half Life 2? (true story)

      Doesn't matter how true it is - if the users supervisor approved it it's none of your damn business. Your job starts and ends with making sure that the signature is authentic. You are nowhere near knowledgeable nor skilled enough to determine what is legitimate for a user.

      Once again I must stress - if a user is slacking off, then it's not your job to police that; just inform their manager. Their manager would have to police the users productivity.

      Sorry to say in the real world when it comes to computer work, we are as much your boss as your boss is.

      Nope - you are sort of proving the theory that ICT prefers to power-grab rather than facilitate. Really, you are in no place to police users - simply tell their managers.

      If you dont like it, go back to using paper.

      And it is this statement that confirms that all you (assuming you are in ICT services at your company) want is more power. Given your relatively clueless attitude about my needs, paper would be preferable. However, the current trend is to simply give less power to ICT to police. If ICT doesn't like what software some user is running, they can simply complain - cutting someone off should be a fireable offence for ICT staff.

      But the fact is in the nearly 10 years I have been doing this, the user cant be trusted to push the power button, forget about actually making important decisions that could potentially effect other machines.

      Likewise, users don't trust ICT services to find a clue with both hands and a map.
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    27. Re:I should be so lucky by syousef · · Score: 1

      One problem is that as soon as we create an image something new gets introduced and suddenly it's an out of date image. Our group is part of the IT department, just not the part in charge of imaging PCs.

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    28. Re:I should be so lucky by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I have the exact same problem. As soon as I know what's needed on the developer build, it changes.

      I'm not really sure how best to deal with this. Vista's installation and rollout procedure is supposed to help quite a lot, but it requires you to throw out any existing rollout procedure and start again more-or-less from scratch - and of course, it requires Vista.

      Really what's needed is an equivalent of apt for Windows. I know Windows already has a perfectly good packaging system with MSIs and all that, but IME every single Windows application management system I have ever seen has been half-assed insofar as seemingly simple tasks like "Silent install. No, really, silent. I don't want you to tell me what a pleasure it was to install, I don't want to know about the readme.txt and I don't want a loud voice saying "Hey, Mr. Beeblebrox, was that OK for you?" after you've completed." don't always work.

    29. Re:I should be so lucky by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      Commercial grade workstation / laptop type hardware is cheap but it is very rarely hardware that goes wrong, and of course completely disregards heavier iron. The analogy to the auto mechanic (check it out its an inverse car-analogy) would be for a software engineer to provide all of their own software. For people working with enterprise applications this is going to very quickly become totally cost prohibitive (unless you only hire millionaires)

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  16. I can choose hardware!? by headkase · · Score: 1

    Of course I need *both* those 3870x2's for ... climate modelling? Yes! Climate modeling, if its gonna rain I'll let you know! Think of the money we'll save by knowing... Ah, to dream - I'd probably get a TNT2 instead no matter what I asked for.

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    1. Re:I can choose hardware!? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      You can choose it, but it comes out of your paycheck.

  17. Fuck no by Nimey · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some of my users would and can do a fine job of that, but they're outnumbered by the ones who aren't trained and/or bright enough to be trusted administering their own box. Click on shiny! free tool to clean spyware that it just detected when you visited this website, oh yes. Install all kinds of crap and wonder why the computer's crawling & BSODing. Get us audited by the BSA, etc.

    Maybe for the better sort of user, but gods no for the unwashed masses.

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    1. Re:Fuck no by Miltazar · · Score: 1

      Same here,

      With my users I also get alot of "me too!". Its bad enough managers demand useless software for a few people, but then when we get a new application for just the person that needs it, all of a sudden the entire office needs it too. If we let them choose computer hardware/software we'd be spending atleast 3 times as much per system then we already do, and we'd see no gain in working efficiency.

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    2. Re:Fuck no by kakofb · · Score: 1

      Obligatory if you used macs you wouldn't need to worry

  18. April fools by Lewrker · · Score: 0

    is long over. I'm sorry but this could only be a good idea if people weren't idiots.

  19. Middle ground is a good place for me by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can do all the hand-holding you can and they will STILL find a way to mess the machines up. And as long as management sees it as YOUR responsibility to clean up and correct the messes that uses create, you're nothing more than a janitor.

    I have expressed the philosophy to various departmental management people that it doesn't matter whose 'responsibility' it is to get things fixed. It matters that things get broken. The amount of down time suffered happens regardless of who owns the responsibility, but can be avoided with more responsible behavior by the users.

    I express that "these are your work tools. you mess them up and you're losing money until I can fix it again. There is nothing more I can offer."

    I think that hits home with a lot of intelligent leaders.

    So yes, give users control over their machines... but make sure they know that even though you're there to clean up the mess, the mess's fall-out is still on them. They will then take better care of their tool... their source of productivity and income.

    1. Re:Middle ground is a good place for me by asuffield · · Score: 1

      I take the opposite approach: I reduce cleaning up the messes to a minimal outlay of effort (less than a minute to kick off the network-boot-and-restore-from-image process) and make it clear to everybody that if they call me in, I'm going to be burning down anything they have on the system and not even trying to keep it, so they can either store everything on the servers and leave the local system alone (like they're supposed to) or leave me out of it entirely.

      For the cases where user meddling with the workstation needs to be actively discouraged, just take it one step further and run the process automatically every night.

    2. Re:Middle ground is a good place for me by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      So yes, give users control over their machines... but make sure they know that even though you're there to clean up the mess, the mess's fall-out is still on them. They will then take better care of their tool... their source of productivity and income.

      I like that approach. I'm a fairly tech-savvy scientist who needs to be able to find, test, and evaluate various approaches to solve problems. This frequently has me trying out Open source tools and the like, for which I kind of need access to my machine. I'm fine taking the blame for hosing my machine*, with the flip side that IT doesn't act like a bunch of obnoxious, obstructionist asshats when I need to get things done. Unfortunately, with one exception, our IT department seems to forget that our ability to do the things we do is what brings in money. They're here to help us make do what we do. They often forget that.

      *Of course, when I hose my machine, I also fix it myself, but that's another matter.

    3. Re:Middle ground is a good place for me by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I never forget that fact. As far as I'm concerned, IT is a glorified janitorial service... at least where PC systems service is concerned. Yes, I am not the company's money-maker. I assist and support the money-makers... (I almost slipped and write monkey instead of money...) That is, in fact, my role. But IT can only do so much. And my people seem to appreciate my loose grip on their machines. Most of them are mature enough not to screw things up too badly.

    4. Re:Middle ground is a good place for me by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As far as I'm concerned, IT is a glorified janitorial service... at least where PC systems service is concerned

      Well, it should be better than *that*. A good IT guy, to me, is a critical team member who helps us keep running smoothly and gets us out of jams. To go with your analogy, the good IT guy isn't like the janitor who routinely sweeps the floor, he's like the good plumber who fixes your overflowing toilet before you're swimming in crap. Can't put a price on that. Unfortunately, most of our IT guys are like the plumber who gets to your house and tells you he doesn't do toilets.

      But IT can only do so much.

      True. Which is why I'll go out of my way to point out to the higher ups how chronically overworked our good IT people are. I'll also get a read on how busy our good IT guy is and understand if he can't get to my stuff immediately. He's got enough jackasses who claim everything they need is "critical". Funny thing is though, he usually gets to my stuff before theirs. Treating people well usually gets you farther, funny how that works.

      And my people seem to appreciate my loose grip on their machines. Most of them are mature enough not to screw things up too badly.

      I certainly would appreciate it! We need more guys like that. 95% of our IT guys are assholes who quote policy as if it were written by Moses, and can't be bothered to go out of their way to help you do anything unless you get a VP on their ass. Oh, and they're generally incompetent to boot.

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    5. Re:Middle ground is a good place for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yes, give users control over their machines... but make sure they know that even though you're there to clean up the mess, the mess's fall-out is still on them. They will then take better care of their tool... their source of productivity and income.

      After several revisions of our policies, we found that letting users administer their machines was the best option. We have an approved list of software, and we only support the approved software. Anything else is the users problem. When the machine is issued, we have a ghost image of the machine with the default software, and backups of the user files and email are done regularly. If someone messes their machine up, they know that we will wipe the machine and restore their files as part of the process of 'maintaining' the computer.

      Those that have a clue are free to install or purchase software that will make them more productive. Any problems and/or pirating is taken care of by wiping the machine and restoring it back to 'company approved' status.

      Again, user created problems are the user's problem. Having the user sign off on this is the best policy.
    6. Re:Middle ground is a good place for me by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I'd go one further and, if you've got the storage, let users create their own images. You still have the option of restoring from the standard image if they've somehow hosed their own image.

      I'd also run some kind of restore automatically, once a month at least, to discourage people from saving anything to their local machine, when there's network storage available.

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    7. Re:Middle ground is a good place for me by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      Or give the users Sunray terminals. Then they are responsible for making sure they have their login token, an internet connection and power. That's it. The servers and apps are run by the IT department. If they want a general PC for Windows and personal use, they can buy one themselves. The neat thing is the Sunrays work fine on a crappy DSL conenction, so they are perfect for users who are perminatly stationed out of the office, but the sunray laptops are crappy 8(

    8. Re:Middle ground is a good place for me by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Too bad there's no convenient and discreet way to send you an email address for contact. But my friend has a new spam filter he's testing, so how about sending some contact info to rusty@oakred.com. Hopefully, that server won't get pounded to death.

  20. Computer Illiterate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I'll need a monitor, a keyboard, a mouse, and one of those boxes that makes it go too right?

  21. In a Word... by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

    No.

    It's one thing to let users do admin work on their computer. There are many IT folks who are knowledgeable a competent and will manage their software well. But, when it comes to configuring, purchasing, etc, etc...ack! I know for a fact, if I was given complete liberty over the hardware that I was using, I'd have my own server. Money and resources need to be managed. Giving a developer a faster computer won't make his work any faster if his current machine is Good Enough(TM).

    The real trick is to have an efficient IT support system within the company that actually understands the user's needs. Many times, IT folks are not well trained or just don't care. That's when it becomes an issue.

    1. Re:In a Word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's fine until the upper management decides to override decisions made by the IT dept...

      Grumble grumble. All I wanted was a laptop. A cheap one at that. Now I have a double-screened machine totally tweaked out. Which is awesome, but not what I wanted. Or that I need.

      At least I feel like an evil genius...

  22. It Could Work... by FalleStar · · Score: 1

    If maybe there was some kind of test employees could take to ensure that the user is competent so that you don't have clueless employees installing Bonzi Buddy on work systems. Letting people who know what their doing have their systems customized to their liking doesn't seems like it would be a big problem, but you never know I suppose.

    1. Re:It Could Work... by Sciros · · Score: 1

      OMG BONZI BUDDY! I remember that poltergeist! We installed him 6 years ago on my computer (I was a freshman in undergrad then) so that we could have him say stuff like "punch me in the testicles" and random variations on the Arnold's Pizza Shop message. But when that got boring it turned out he didn't want to leave. I don't remember what it took to exorcise him in the end, but it probably involved registry configuration and animal sacrifice.

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    2. Re:It Could Work... by Nullav · · Score: 2, Funny

      We installed him 6 years ago on my computer (I was a freshman in undergrad then) so that we could have him say stuff like "punch me in the testicles"
      I hate to break it to you, but you could have said it yourself and it would have been much less painful in the end.
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  23. The answer is yes by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is letting users manage their own PCs an IT time-saver or time bomb waiting to happen? It is both. I'm not sure about the new kids coming out of school, but us old-school computer guys are just as literate as most of the IT folks. The problem is that when we screw something up, it's screwed up pretty badly. I would venture to say that 95% of those who want to manage their computers can do so far more efficiently than the corporate IT staff. The other 5% will likely cause major grief.

    For those in IT who think this is not the case, consider your power users. Many really can function - even if not to corporate standards of security or conformity - with very little help. They probably will spend an extra $200-$400 per machine for stuff that has marginal use, but they'll feel better about it and be productive. The problem is that there's that one guy - and everyone in IT know who he is - that is way out of his depth and just doesn't know it. You spend a lot of time praying he doesn't screw up more than his own workstation. The good thing is that considerably more than half of modern staffs will likely just want you to set it all up and keep it running.

    In the case for users managing their own PCs, NASA used to be this way where I worked in the 90s. We ordered our own PCs, set them up, installed all software. The IT staff would help get us on the network and keep the network running. There were exceptionally few problems. This was, however, before most people had access to the internet, and predominantly before the web existed.
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    1. Re:The answer is yes by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I think it requires restraint but you can let everyone be local admins and still lock down the network enough to they can't take everyone down. I run everyone here on roaming profiles. All the computers have the same software (for the most part) and users can do whatever they want. When they screw it up I just give them a new computer and tell them what they did wrong and then set the old computer back to the base build. They don't lose anything because everything is stored on the server that is important to them.

    2. Re:The answer is yes by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

      IF we are talking about Windows XP, then just setup a large system restore percentage. If they screw the PC up, revert to a system restore prior to the screw up.

      If this is really such a huge problem, let them manage their own PC's and put the apps on a Citrix/TS type environment.

      We have both. Locked down & not locked down. The locked down one's see viruses, but are defended against them. The non locked down ones get infected. The locked down ones usually just work, while the non-locked down ones require a lot of odd support. Our locked down ones get the latest Flash/Java/Shockwave/Adobe/M$ patches/et al whereas the non locked down ones do not.

    3. Re:The answer is yes by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Well, I've been admining and maintaining my own systems for a decade (I do work in IT), but if I could buy whatever I thought I needed to do my job, I'd have 10,000 dollars more hardware on my desk, another 80k in the server room, and the software budget would be 6 figures.

      Hey, testing and development is hard!

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    4. Re:The answer is yes by ramsejc · · Score: 1

      ... This was, however, before most people had access to the internet, and predominantly before the web existed. Your outdated story is so irrelevant to this discussion that it should be parsed as follows:

      (Spoken in a pre-adolescent, whiny, Eric Cartman voice)
      "Back when we were all banging rocks together using a predecessor to Morse Code while being individually locked in a padded room by ourselves, we managed our own rocks, and there was no possibility of outside interference, but it was very very rare when we hit ourselves in the head with the rocks."

      Anything that happened 'Before Everyone Was Connected To The Internet' (which is sort of like 'BC' in reference to time), should obviously be irrelevant to this discussion. Not that bad things cannot happen on a LAN/WAN/MAN/etc. without the Internet, they can and they did. But the degree of difficulty in maintaining and securing a computer is so much more severe these days, that it really cannot be compared. IMHO, that is. Sure, the tools are better now, and maybe cleaning up the mess is easier, but getting into the mess in the first place is much much easier.

      Don't get me wrong, I respect those days. I just do not see how they hold relevance to securing and maintaining a computer in the Age Of The Internet. In the age of Vundo, and Spyware, and Adware, etc. The average user would have their computer, the one next to them, and the one at the local Circuit City in a permanent BSOD cycle before the first week ended. Sure, some will get their work load done, and their PC will still function at the end of the day, but it would also become a zombie slave to the computers that I mentioned in the previous sentence.

      Remember, 'Without IT, it would only take one dumb-ass to infect you all.'
    5. Re:The answer is yes by mtmra70 · · Score: 1

      In the case for users managing their own PCs, NASA used to be this way where I worked in the 90s. We ordered our own PCs, set them up, installed all software. The IT staff would help get us on the network and keep the network running. There were exceptionally few problems. This was, however, before most people had access to the internet, and predominantly before the web existed. Its not like setting up your own PC is rocket science or anything.......

      *ducks*
    6. Re:The answer is yes by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

      Now that I think about it, I got a whole lot more viruses back in the day.
      I'm not sure if it's because I got a lot more paranoid, left college, quit using floppies, or anti-virus has gotten better.

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    7. Re:The answer is yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is both. I'm not sure about the new kids coming out of school, but us old-school computer guys are just as literate as most of the IT folks. The problem is that when we screw something up, it's screwed up pretty badly. I would venture to say that 95% of those who want to manage their computers can do so far more efficiently than the corporate IT staff. The other 5% will likely cause major grief. No. You old-school computer guys think you are just as literate as most of the IT folk; this of course, makes you the most dangerous type of user.

      There are a number of people where I used to work that recently lost admin privileges because their systems were completely unsecured. I mean really unsecured - default Redhat 7.3 install (yes, 7.3), no patches, no hardening, no firewall, NFS mounts shared out to the world read/write. There were user home directories scattered all over the place. They were still using NIS. Many user's home directories were writable to the world, even some of their environment files were. They were also using telnet and ftp.

      This was a group of people that had a large amount of power in the organization, so we had to fight them tooth and nail before we were able to take over their systems. They raised holy hell saying they needed root to do their daily jobs. We offered them sudo for things they absolutely needed root for, all they had to do was tell us which things they specifically needed. As of now, they have no root privileges, because lo and behold, they didn't actually need it.

      These same people were the ones telling us "we've been using Linux since before you started high-school"... Just because you are old-school, doesn't mean you are qualified to be a sys-admin.

      I swear, being a sys-admin is like being an actor. Everyone thinks they can do your job just as well as you can, without any training.
  24. Academia by Hatta · · Score: 1

    This works great in academia. IT is never going to know all the weird software I need anyway. The only time I've ever needed to call IT in the past 3 years is to get administrator access or fix a hardware problem. But what works for a small biology lab isn't necessarily going to work for a large corporate call center of course.

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    1. Re:Academia by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I'm on both sides of this in my corner of academia. For any machine that I do research with, I don't want the technicians touching it, and I don't want them making any network infrastructure decisions based on the idea that my machine or those of my colleagues are in any way trusted. For infrastructure machines, having it be someone else's problem is great - if something breaks, then I don't want to have to fix it.

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    2. Re:Academia by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      I was about to post the same thing. I'm just a lowly grad student, and I was handed a Powerbook with full admin access that I have to give back either when I graduate or when it breaks and I need a new one. If I were better than a grad student, I would have gotten a newer model (instead of a hand-me-down) and possibly some say in what model. If anything goes wrong or I need an upgrade or some dept-paid-for software, I hand it to the IT guy and get it back the next day.

      There are signs in the department lab asking that you not install outside software, but there's no enforcement. But then, it's an all-Mac dept, so worries of viruses are minimal. I can't imagine that would be feasible in a Windows dept.

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    3. Re:Academia by gardenwall2 · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head ... I work for a 80+ branch bank. Much of the time what we won't allow the users to have is dictated by federal regulators. I think a lot of what IT allows workers to do/have is dependent upon the regulations in that particular field. And, as many of the posts previously mentioned, computers get locked down when the majority of particular type of users (such as managers, clerks, etc) abuse the system. I feel bad for the savvy users who I would trust with more responsibility can't have it because of the history of their co-workers.

  25. Could work if the users are technical enough by syousef · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I imagine this could work and work well in an IT shop full of software developers. However it isn't going to work if the users don't know an operating system from an aardvark. You'd still want some minimal rules like keeping the PC patched and good A/V software if you're running Windows. but I'd say it's doable.

    What it isn't going to do is reduce your costs. You might have a very minimal help desk and no specialized staff installing those desktops but that knowledge, time and effort must be spread through the organization. You may also find it harder to get good deals on bulk purchasing depending on how you do it.

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    1. Re:Could work if the users are technical enough by sarhjinian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From my experience, developers are some of the worst people in the world when it comes to systems management. Developers develop; they're not network, security or desktop support people.

      I started in end-user support. Developers might be able to write their own mail client, but they're just as helpless when Outlook cheeses itself. The only difference between a developer and an accounts payable clerk in that situation is that the developer (in some of my experiences) can be insufferably arrogant.

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    2. Re:Could work if the users are technical enough by syousef · · Score: 1

      You must work with very different developers.

      I'm a software developer and have my own wireless and wired lan set up at home. I've run Linux at home in the past (though these days I don't bother...something which may soon change due to my hate of Vista).

      Most of the developers I work with have at least one computer and we trade advice about config when we configure new equipment at home.

      Now if I had to scratch build a computer I might have issues - I don't like messing with installing the CPU, but adding disks, DVD drives, memory, power supply etc are all things I have done. That's probably a little beyond some of my colleagues, but not all - there are a couple who've scratch built gaming rigs.

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    3. Re:Could work if the users are technical enough by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I agree with GP. Yes, they all can deal with the hardware. But frankly, I don't know how to use most software packages as well as less 'technical' people. I don't want to debug someone else's program (I get to do enough of that with my own.)

      I don't want to figure out what the UI designer somewhere else thought was a good idea. I have a hard enough time keeping up with the innane (but understandably important) ideas I get from the users about the UI.

      Frankly, unless it's a command line program, or designed for developers, somewhat took teh time to try to make it user-friendly. Which is fine, except many developers don't think like that.

      So, yes, while I am capable of deciding that I want to install some new software (e.g. Firefox), and capable of doing so, I don't want to deal with problems that arise. I want to ask the IT guy to fix it for me. Cause, frankly, I don't care why it doesn't work.

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  26. Case by case. by wattrlz · · Score: 1

    You need to be able to evaluate this on an individual basis. Most places I've worked have users who we can trust to do whatever they want and get work done, but I've never heard of a workplace it would have been safe to let everybody have free rein.

  27. Some employees by MT628496 · · Score: 1

    I think that some employees should be able to. Granted, almost everyone in IT probably has Administrative access to their work machines. However, some might not. If so, then it's wasted prodcutivity for someone that knows what they're doing to have to wait for the helpdesk staff to do it. And, let's be honest. The helpdesk doesn't always do everything right.

    The question is where to draw the line. Obviously if you or I had to sit around and wait for someone to come do everything for us, we'd be pretty unhappy. What are the chances that there are capable people around that are just getting annoyed with having to go to IT for everything when they are perfectly capable of handling it themselves?

    1. Re:Some employees by russotto · · Score: 1

      What are the chances that there are capable people around that are just getting annoyed with having to go to IT for everything when they are perfectly capable of handling it themselves?


      You hit the nail on the head. Especially when the answer from IT for whatever request tends to be "Why?", or a reflexive "No!" or the ever popular "Please wait". At which point the person has to go to his management to explain why he can't get his work done, then his manager has to go to IT management, and everyone's unhappy all around. That's probably the time to start printing resumes on the company printer, before they lock that down...

  28. For small companies only by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sort of thing would never fly at a sufficiently large company. Once you get to a certain size, the pressure to "standardize" becomes too strong to resist. I suppose this is reasonable, because the licensing, support, etc. is much cheaper this way. Oh, and arguing that individual choice makes workers more productive is useless: productivity can't be easily measured -- therefore it doesn't exist.

    1. Re:For small companies only by icydog · · Score: 1

      I agree. Only small* companies can allow their employees full control over their work computers.

      *for large values of "small"

      Microsoft allows their employees full control over their boxes, how well that's working is a different debate.

    2. Re:For small companies only by jfclavette · · Score: 1

      You and the above poster's anecdotes have a thing in common. The users are mostly software engineers. That's precisely why it works. Also, I believe only engineers and production teams have admin privilieges on there machines and those are also supersceded in some cases via Active Directory. For non-technical users, the story is entirely different, unless you want 'computer systems administration knowledge' as an evaluation point when hiring for all positions.

    3. Re:For small companies only by DanQuixote · · Score: 1


      because the licensing, support, etc. is much cheaper this way.

      Yes, I find the licensing issues with Fedora Core & Ubuntu to be truly atrocious!!!

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    4. Re:For small companies only by nbritton · · Score: 1

      Not even for small companies. Small companies don't have the IT resources that the big guys have, it's too their benefit to standardize because then you can have the user wipe and restore their machine in a matter of seconds or you can make a script that automatically does it every night. Then they only need IT people to setup/fix hardware, update the master disk image, and maintain the server(s).

    5. Re:For small companies only by EdIII · · Score: 1

      productivity can't be easily measured


      *cough* !BULLSHIT! *cough* LOL

      I think what you meant to say is that it could not be accurately measured, or certainly not with any consistency that would lead us towards any meaningful or useful results in the future.

      Everywhere I have worked the Pointy Haired Ones are "measuring" productivity all the time.... and differently every time.

      Other than that, I think you have a very good point with licensing and support being very strong incentives towards a standardized work place, even an companies with only a couple dozen employees.
    6. Re:For small companies only by EdIII · · Score: 1
      Dammit.......

      This is just a preemptive strike against the Grammar and Spelling Nazis.

      even an companies with only a couple dozen employees.


      Which should be
       

      even in companies with only a couple dozen employees.


      Hah!

    7. Re:For small companies only by gringer · · Score: 1

      The article mentioned google as a case in point. I believe that is probably within the realms of a "sufficiently large company".

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  29. To what extent? by Microlith · · Score: 1

    You can let your users manage their machines, but only to a certain extent before it gets damaging. But at the same time you have the converse, where you have so many users that your IT staff cannot hope to manage every machine.

    This is why corporate and network policies are so popular at major companies. Generally the systems are set up to maintain themselves, but are still open to being wrecked by their users. Corporate policy comes into play regarding illegal materials or pirated software being on the machines, and that's usually enough to keep most machines in working order.

    Where I work every user has administrative access to their machines, but the network policies enforce the presence of McAfee and various background installers that push security updates when necessary. Not that this stops the more adept users from getting around this (Task Manager running as the system account lets you bypass network policies,) but generally anyone that can do that won't be the first out of the gate spamming the internal network with a virus (that'll be the CEO!)

  30. Reality check... by qlayer2 · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, the general workforce is in no way prepared to handle their own systems.

    The lack of proper firewall and security software of the machines connected to your network should be enough to give any IT staff pause. Add in piracy, and you have opened a pandora's box no company wants to be left holding.

    If you run a small business of tech savvy individuals, you could try this out and see how it went. For any company that has information important to itself and the shareholders, it is not a realistic option.

    While I understand the concept, the risks are too high to consider it an actual IT plan or solution.

  31. It really does work ! by mikaere · · Score: 1

    The company I work for requires that all workers (who are not employees, but are contractors) must supply their own PC. The company still provides basic development software and OS (Visual Studio 2008 etc), but it's up to us to

    a) administer our machines
    b) add any software we think may be useful
    c) handle our own licences

    So far, no issues except for the guy who rebuilt his machine and didn't put on any virus protection. We got hit by a nasty virus that infected a bunch of servers for about a day. I really like having ownership of my PC. I can customise and upgrade it whenever I want. This means just about everyone has dual monitors because they only need to justify the cost to the only person who counts - themselves.

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    1. Re:It really does work ! by rfunches · · Score: 1

      So far, no issues except for the guy who rebuilt his machine and didn't put on any virus protection. We got hit by a nasty virus that infected a bunch of servers for about a day.

      And this is why the question "Should IT shops let users manage their own PCs?" cannot be answered without taking the network security policy into account (which is by definition out of the question's scope) unless their PC will not be connected to a network. You shouldn't even be thinking about allowing personal machines on the network without a way to block them (e.g. port, MAC address) should they start spewing crap on the wire. Making the user's problems his or her own is easy, but it becomes your problem if the user steps on the toes of other people and things.

      Since the fundamental problem seems to deal with license issues, potential installation of adware/malware/spyware, and other beyond-recognition system mucking -- can the user be trusted? -- the question should be defined as "Given adequate network security policies, should IT shops let users manage their own PCs?"

  32. Run it for an imperfect world by Gription · · Score: 5, Informative

    We have 7 techs supporting 2000+ computers in 800+ offices. We give guidance but we don't tell them they have to run them any any specific manner. The biggest advice is, "Boring is good".

    License compliance is one detail were you can't offer any wiggle room. There are a number of good auditing software (including some free ones!) that will report on the installed software. That will keep you out of legal trouble.

    1. Re:Run it for an imperfect world by CowboyNealOption · · Score: 1

      Can you post which software auditing packages you use and/or recommend?

    2. Re:Run it for an imperfect world by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Thank You!

      I was wondering the same question!

      P.S. The time delay for posting really sucks for people who type faster than they think.

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    3. Re:Run it for an imperfect world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I brought a PC from home into work (is it really different from bringing in you own calculator to work anymore?). Though the corp infrastructure prevented it from accessing the corp network, a USB drive would transfer data/programs at work just fine. That way I could use free software without getting gigged by the corp during s/w audits (it also allowed me to hook up 3 monitors to do video data A/B comparisons). It was definitely a productivity enhancement at about $200 to my personal checkbook (built from used parts).

    4. Re:Run it for an imperfect world by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      Can you post which software auditing packages you use and/or recommend? If your network isn't too large, Spiceworks works pretty well. It's free, but only runs on Windows. The interface is web-based and works fine in Firefox on Linux. It has ads, though.

      I've been using it for a few months now to monitor about a dozen printers (toner levels, etc) and a few hundred desktops (settings, installed software, etc). It's definitely made things easier for me.
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    5. Re:Run it for an imperfect world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's free, but only runs on Windows. The interface is web-based and works fine in Firefox on Linux. It has ads, though. Just to clarify. the service part only runs on Windows. The interface can be used on any modern browser, and the interface has ads. Just standard text ads, which are actually fairly useful. There is no spyware.
    6. Re:Run it for an imperfect world by MistrBlank · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they suck too. I'm in IT in state government in an agency that wants tight restrictions on our desktops. Unfortunately they're pretty anal and want to give us no control on any software installed on our hosts. Inevitably they had to cave on giving their administrative teams access to install and run programs as administrator just for the simple fact that no one develops windows applications/clients for anything other than local administration rights (at least it seems that way). I'm part of one of 6 units within our IT infrastructure and we monopolized desktop support with installation requirements. Ultimately though it's still backfiring because their auditting software is reporting a ton of legitimate software as unauthorized (mozilla) or unlicensed (VMware Server under a free license). I have a list of keys and printouts that on a daily basis I turn over to our security unit (separate from our desktop support group) showing them I'm not doing anything illegal or using software I shouldn't have.

  33. It's just a bad idea... by klubar · · Score: 1

    In most (non-software developer) environments, employees are hired for other skills, e.g., process claims, sell new business, operate a shipping machine, etc. They are not hired for their PC abilities.

    In better run companies a centralized IT department can improve efficiency and keep employees focused. It's a waste of money to have some high-paid sales rep, doctor, lawyer, lab tech or financial analyst spend 2 or 3 hours fixing a PC where a trained, less expensive person could do it in a few minutes.

    This is where a Microsoft-centric environments really shines--it enables good centralized controls and allows for enforcing company policies. It is perhaps one reason why the Windows OS is so "bloated"--it's really corporate features that the big buyers need. (For example, AD is really useful in corporations, but overkill for the home user.)

    Asking employees to manage their own PC is like asking them to be their own package delivery firm instead of using UPS or FedEx. Do you really want your lawyer (or doctor) to be billing you $250/hour while they are installing a new driver on their PC.

    Managing PCs might be ok for software developers or specialists who need unique hardware. (As an aside, all software developers should be required to run as a regular user (not administrator) to ensure that the product doesn't require administrator rights.)

  34. Pretty much how it goes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's pretty much how it goes with our IT dept. Not because it was a conscious choice.... .but, because we are a very small company and they are lazy as shit.

  35. Goose versus Gander by Nakito · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the days when I was on a large network, I thought it was a bad practice for the IT department to have better setups than the end users. Some IT people had not just faster computers but leaner images with less integration and less overhead. Their machines flew.

    But of course they had no appreciation of how bad it was to be in the trenches. Their computers performed so much better than the equivalent computers of the end users that they often did not realize how hard it was to get work done on a standard image.

    When I reached the point where I ran one of the departments, I kept an old standard-image computer as my main computer and made sure I was always at the end of the upgrade queue. My view was that if something worked well on my computer, it would work on anyone's. And if something didn't work well on my computer, then it meant some of my users were having a bad experience.

    So maybe if the IT department would just use the same image and hardware as the end users, they'd know enough to provide a decent standard image, which would solve a lot of user complaints.

    1. Re:Goose versus Gander by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I did when I administered a school's computer lab--I ran the standard image on my desktop machine. If we pushed out an update that caused some problems in a particular program, I was likely to run into it myself. Also, it made troubleshooting the more widespread issues a whole lot easier.

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  36. Users in control? by bherman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In my opinion, there is a vast difference between what a user "thinks" they need to do their job and what they actually need. Just like any other part of the company you need some gatekeeper for cost control and to make sure that purchases don't overlap. If every user could pick what they needed to get their job done I'm sure you'd see a lot more Quad cores being ordered with SLI video cards. Not because the user thought they needed them, but because they were more expensive so it must be better for them.

    If you were in a technology company this might be different because in theory the users would be more knowledgeable about tech products. However in most companies I would guess the users don't know the difference between XP Home and XP Professional, so how can they pick what they need?

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  37. madness!!! by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have trouble convincing people not to set their beverages on the copier while waiting for jobs to complete. Give these people local admin rights and we're going to have smoke and shrapnel.

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    1. Re:madness!!! by Selanit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you considered putting a table right next to the copier?

      Alternatively, if there's one already there, have you put coasters on it, as a hint?

      And if it's got coasters already, have you considered purchasing a cheap mug, drinking coffee out of it just once so it'll have an authentic ring-stain in the bottom, and then setting it on one of those coasters permanently as an added hint?

      Failing that, have you taken a bunch of tennis balls, cut them in half, duct taped them to the top of the copier and spray painted them the same beige as the rest so there's no flat place to put drinks?

      Further, have you considered sneaking into their cubicles by dead of night and supergluing their cups and mugs to the desk?

      If all else fails, have you considered supergluing your coworkers themselves to their desks? I bet their productivity would go up. The smell might get bad after a while, though ...

    2. Re:madness!!! by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Well, I was planning on crouching behind the copier wearing a reaper cloak and scream mask with a big butcher knife, just waiting for the next cow-orker to set down her drink. She'll either get the point or have a heart attack, either way the problem is solved.

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  38. it crowd by darkstarx420 · · Score: 1

    My IT guy is scared of me. I usually just leave the room when he insists on going on my machine, because I have the rude tendency to look over his shoulder and tell him he's doing it wrong. I stay on his good side by fixing other people's computers for them, he reciprocates by giving me new hardware when I ask and leaving me alone. Next step: installing linux.

  39. great idea, but will be mostly pooh-poohed. by Toonol · · Score: 1

    I think most responses to this story will be very critical of this idea. That's because most corporate slashdot readers work in an IT department.

    I don't; and if I had management of my box, I would literally have saved weeks of wasted time last year. I'm still doing some crap manually because I don't have the administrative ability to install a perl interpreter on my machine. Every few weeks somebody from IT tinkers with it for an hour, fails to get it working, I report it as a problem, then wait a few more weeks. For all that IT workers are known to hate bureaucratic red tape, it sure seems like they don't shy from foisting it on other areas of the company.

    Most incompetent people won't want to mess with their settings in the first place. Give the employees some rights, but just require accounting of installed software, and publish guidelines that must be followed.

    1. Re:great idea, but will be mostly pooh-poohed. by edraven · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right. You don't work in an IT department.
      Most incompetent people won't want to mess with their settings in the first place.
      Whooo, that's priceless.

    2. Re:great idea, but will be mostly pooh-poohed. by sarhjinian · · Score: 1

      "Publish guidelines that must be followed".

      I reported to a CFO once. He gave me a useful bit of info he learned in his first days as an auditor, one that has served me well when people throw up paper firewalls like this. It reads as follows:

      Policy is not a control.

      Read that again. Print it out and paste it somewhere. Tattoo it to your forehead and put a mirror up above your monitor. Unless you put up technical blocks, things will happen. Users will inadvertently or maliciously, screw things up. Yes, even people who should (and do) know better.

      There's a reason why accounting departments make people jump through hoops. It may seem stupid, or time-wasting, or needlessly bureaucratic, but it's done because sometime, somewhere someone caused the company to lose money. IT is a much younger discipline and doesn't have nearly the controls that F&A does, and IT suffers for it.

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    3. Re:great idea, but will be mostly pooh-poohed. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It's very easy to say this sort of thing when you only have to support your own silly decisions. When you have to support 100+ users, then you'll be pissed off every time they turn the goddamn box ON.

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    4. Re:great idea, but will be mostly pooh-poohed. by Grizzled+Old+Scout · · Score: 1

      The problem here is less your needing to go through IT to get your preferred or necessary tools than that your IT group is either incompetent or unresponsive.

  40. If Ever... by Lookin4Trouble · · Score: 1

    If ever a story more deserved a "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag, I've never seen it =oD

  41. Did web 2.0 magically make end users not stupid? by reemul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe end users have changed miraculously from when I was still doing desktop support, but I doubt it. IT doesn't develop policies limiting supported configurations just to be mean (generally). They do it because that's all they can in fact support given existing staffing and support metrics. Maybe you can get small numbers of users to be sufficiently knowledgeable that they can support themselves, but the overwhelming majority of users don't know enough, and don't *want* to know enough, to do this. They'd come to rely on some absurdly obscure or broken application, then call IT when it doesn't do what they want it to, and IT would have no idea how to fix it. Plus they'd end up with massive amounts of pirated material. The techs aren't going to memorize the manuals for every possible bit of code a user might take a fancy to, and they certainly can't test every possible combination of applications to test for incompatibilities.

    Letting end users choose their own machines and apps sounds like a lovely and empowering idea, right up until the point where they need to call tech support. And find out that it might be days before IT can fix whatever is broken, since they are starting with zero idea what is wrong because of the wacky config. Those days of lost productivity can be hugely expensive compared to the costs of testing a few specific configs that can be easily and quickly supported. Some tech hours of advance testing and some possible minor losses of productivity from using applications that aren't the user's favorite choices are far cheaper than having an employee turn in no billable hours for several days because his computer is down.

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  42. Pro's and Con's by Big+Frank · · Score: 1

    On the pro side I see:

              Increased employee morale
              Labor savings from having one less IT technician who used to order and set-up laptops and work stations

    On the con side I see:

              Increased IT hardware costs (everyone has the best of everything)
              Increased labor cost from high paid users spending days and days researching, ordering, installing and repairing systems
              Increased hardware and software cost from loss of corporate mass purchasing contracts
              Interoperability issues (different software, versions, formats, etc...)
              Exposure to system intrusion, viruses, data loss, data theft, etc...

    IMHO looks like the con's outway the pro's (at least with today's technology).

  43. well... by Dzimas · · Score: 3, Informative

    It depends on the organization. I used to work in a 20 or so person division of a software company in which the technical staff were allowed to configure and maintain their machines, within certain constraints. The funny thing is that the primary development team ended up with the same software on their machines, the consulting engineers ended up with their own tool suite, and the marketing guys just relied on the support staff to keep them running. There were a few differences as far as text editor and debugging tool preferences, but generally you could sit down at any machine and expect it to have everything you needed - a virgin install contained our core tools and network stuff anyway. That said, it was *really* nice to be able to install a necessary program or utility without having to go through layers of bureaucracy.

    However, I've also done stints at telcos and other massive organizations where things were incredibly locked down out of necessity/paranoia. I never had too much difficulty getting tools/permissions that I needed, but that was probably because of my role within the IT group. Had I been a marketing guy trying to install some sort of whacky video software, things might not have gone so smoothly.

    1. Re:well... by Dzimas · · Score: 1

      One last thought... It was sometimes a challenge to ensure that we had sufficient license for some of our utilities. Typically, someone would introduce a good tool into the team and everyone would want a copy. That could cause headaches, especially as team sizes fluctuated throughout a project.

    2. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for IBM who you'd think would be very locked down. However, they are not, they provide a very similar solution to google with a kind of internal software download place that let's people install tools etc. It was also possible to download and install open source tools and completely wipe your own machine and install Linux if you wanted to (which many of us software developers did). People used all kinds of editors and debuggers and tools of their own choosing and as far as I'm aware even the secretaries could have installed Linux etc if they wanted to. However mostly peoples natural knowledge of their own limitations stopped them from doing so if they didn't know how and if people did bite off more than they could chew, a reghost of their machine could always sort them out. It was a wonderful way to work and for the software engineers it worked amazingly well. Sadly my current company isn't so liberal, I spend whole days being held up by an IT department that are considerably less skilled and less well paid than my own team, they seem to exist purely to slow everyone down. Fortunately most of us software developers have found ways to work round them ;-)

  44. The question is too broad by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is letting users manage their own PCs an IT time-saver or time bomb waiting to happen?

    It's a good idea if your users have a clue. It's a bad idea if they don't. It entirely depends on the users.

    In my shop we're all coders, so that plan would work. In fact it's vital to our work. Originally we were locked down and had to have an admin install pretty much anything we wanted to use. IT became an inhibitor rather than a helper. They eventually had to lift the ban. The policy was in the way.

    On the other side of the coin, I've also held IT positions managing users. Giving some of my former customers the keys would have been an immediate disaster. In that case a lockdown was a lifesaver.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:The question is too broad by R_Dorothy · · Score: 1

      I've been on both sides too, when looking after a network of ~200 users then locking things down did reduce the support overhead but now as a developer in a small start-up I have an agreement with our support guy that I run Linux and, unless the hardware breaks, it's entirely my responsibility to look after it. However, that's the benefit of a small company - it's harder to have exceptions in a larger organisation.

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    2. Re:The question is too broad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling the IT department an inhibitor in this case is a falicy of scope. Sure they inhibited you, but if you looked at the overall cost to the business you end up seeing things differently. The IT department may be saving the company a great deal of money in the long run, even if you cant use a specific versin of a specific app.

      It boils down to cost benifit analysis. If getting and supporting the software is worth more to the business than not installing it, then you so so. If not, you dont. Now, the issue of who pays for the support costs, etc comes up but that is within the business which means you are talking politics at that point.

      In a former life I evaluated apps for PC's for a medium sized business (1000 people world wide)and I cant tell you the number of times I was told that an app was 'MUST HAVE', right up until I told them that the SQL server (plus admin time) required and the maintenance costs(plus support costs) and the licensing would cost them $XXXXX at which point they would come back and say never mind.

      The problem is not the IT department denying software for no reason, it is either the lack of staffing to handle the application support load, or people not understanding the true costs of the software.

    3. Re:The question is too broad by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      In a former life I evaluated apps for PC's for a medium sized business (1000 people world wide)and I cant tell you the number of times I was told that an app was 'MUST HAVE', right up until I told them that the SQL server (plus admin time) required and the maintenance costs(plus support costs) and the licensing would cost them $XXXXX at which point they would come back and say never mind.

      I've worked for those sorts. Yeah, you do see that sometimes.

      But the IT group at my place actually were inhibiting us - it was not a fallacy of scope. We're a development team. We write software. If we can't keep up on the latest patches and updates from Microsoft, then that *is* inhibiting us. There is no cost-benefit analysis - all of this was "must have". And by must have, I mean we actually had to have it. Not "would have liked to have it." Essential. For real. No kidding. If I can't install patches, my builds aren't current and the customer won't want them. If I can't install SVN, I can't get into the archive where their current code is. Essential.

      I didn't use the word lightly.

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      rediculous.
    4. Re:The question is too broad by icepick72 · · Score: 1

      I agree with your delination. There's also the gray area: We once had a programmer who deleted his Windows files because he didn't know what they were. Oddly enough he was a decent programmer, he had just never looked around the OS much I guess.

    5. Re:The question is too broad by nine-times · · Score: 1

      In my shop we're all coders, so that plan would work

      I agree that it depends on the users and the context, and your shop full of coders might be great. On the other hand, I've been in an office full of coders who definitely shouldn't have had admin rights over their own machines. Programmers often make for bad desktop/network support personnel in my experience. A lot of programmers I've met have studied how computers are supposed to work, and assume that computers actually work that way. Most of the best desktop/network support people I know know something about how computers are supposed to work, but are more interested in how they actually work, specifically how they work when they're doing things they aren't supposed to do. I've seen this discrepancy lead to programmers being over-confident in their abilities to be their own IT support.

      What I'd usually try to do in those sorts of situations would be to have programmers have work machines and an additional development machine, or something of that sort (making use of virtual machines?). The rule I've always stood by is, if you want my IT team to support your system, then we need complete control over it (we have admin rights, you don't). If you want a dev machine where you have free reign to do what you want, that's fine, but don't expect us to fix it when you break it.

      I haven't found that rule to necessary in all cases, but when you're dealing with 100+ systems, it's too complicated to manage them all unless you standardize them, using disk images, and lock them down.

    6. Re:The question is too broad by Cyno · · Score: 1

      As a sys admin I never thought locking users out or playing big brother was part of the job. It was more important to spend my time training end users how to efficiently and effectively use the systems while planning for recovery, fault tolerance, etc.

      Some users are potential disasters waiting to happen, but with proper training they can become valuable assets. Think of it more like programming networks of people and systems.

  45. This is a terrible idea for my workplace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...except for me.

  46. Only if... by ScienceDada · · Score: 1

    they run Ubuntu on the PCs. Then there will be peace and harmony, and the planets will align (this is /. after all).

  47. We do that... by johannesg · · Score: 1

    Where I work (40 people) we do precisely that: staff select their own equipment and mostly do their own system maintenance on it. There is a support department that can be called for help, and that enforce the use of anti-virus, system updates, etc. For the rest we're free to install what we want as long as it is legal.

    And it works great! But I should add that I work for a software house - you'd expect decent knowledge and strong opinions in such a situation anyway. I wouldn't advise the same strategy to places where people have far less computer knowledge, unless of course you are interested in running after your users day and night to fix their problems.

  48. Not a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about..

    Cab drivers get to fix their own taxi cabs.
    Pilots perform their own maintenence on their jet.

  49. Standard practice for Mac users by david.emery · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At least the last 3 places I've worked. The Mac community helped itself out, at the largest site we had one formally trained Mac tech support person covering probably 150 or more Macs.

    Then another place I worked, the one time the tech support people touched my Mac, they screwed it up...

    On the other side, I watched an employee of a Fortune 50 company visit another company's location, where the latter would assign you a specific IP address to use. This guy didn't have enough privileges on his Windows box to configure the IP address on it, and of course his corporate help(less) desk's attitude was that they had to have the machine hooked up to the internet to remotely administer it. Catch-22...

    Dilbert's "Mordac, Preventer of Information Services" is unfortunately the way of life for most corporate IT departments. When I'm King, every CIO will provide each employee with a charge number against the CIO's budget, when an IT problem prevents that employee from doing productive work.

    dave

    1. Re:Standard practice for Mac users by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      I hope then that the CIO gets to charge things to a departments budget when a clueless user manages to destroy their machine and waste a day of IT support time because of a stupid and preventable action.
      Hell, when I'm king, IT will be funded directly from the departments that use their services. Want to use helpdesk, corporate email or network resources? Then you get billed for the amount you use, and by the hour for techs on site, just like a private contractor. Departments set up their own policies for internet access, and get billed by bandwidth. Want to buy your own equipment, and run it yourself? Fine! But then you're on your own as far as helldesk goes. VLAN and routers between departments, so if one department screws up the network, it only takes them down, and they get to pay the cleanup bill.

      IT departments are almost invariably underfunded and understaffed, as they're only seen as a cost line on the ledger. The policies are generally there to try and contain the damage. Yes, it sucks when a clueful user gets caught in the policy net, and a decent IT department will loosen the strings for those people they can trust, but blaming IT for the slowness of support and restrictiveness of policies is just shooting the messenger.

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    2. Re:Standard practice for Mac users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "
      Dilbert's "Mordac, Preventer of Information Services" is unfortunately the way of life for most corporate IT departments. When I'm King, every CIO will provide each employee with a charge number against the CIO's budget, when an IT problem prevents that employee from doing productive work."

      Yeah that's fine in a shop where everythig is locked down, but when you give users access to do what the want you also need to put the responsibility on the user when the screw up. You can't give someone the ability to do what ever they want and no responsibility for the repercussions. When your manager gets the bill for rebuilding your pc because you filled it up with spyware and poker programs or a bill for uninstalling software when an it audit shows you have unlicensed software on y our computer he's goign to kick your butt and you're goign to learn not to do it again.

      lock my computer up, give me no access and when i breaks down i bil you, fine.
      unlock my computer, let me install what i want and then you bill me when you have to fix it.

    3. Re:Standard practice for Mac users by david.emery · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'll take the CIO's money! In exchange, he has to deliver -working cross-platform applications-, and stop running my shop for his convenience.

      Then I'll equip each user with the 'right machine', and 'right' here is specifically keyed to user's preference and ability to support that preference.

      That reminds me of the under-the-table deal I had with my Unix system administrator. I had a trap door to root access and as long as I gave him no cause to ask "how did you do that?" he wouldn't ask me about it. (That placed the obligation on me to keep within my knowledge, usually fix file permissions, restart print and mail queues and kill runaway user processes. As soon as I screwed something up as root, he'd have to ask how I was able to do that, and then would take it away from me. It never happened... This was during the famous Morris Internet Worm, and since I was able to shut down my machine without a lot of overhead in 'mid infection', the forensics team started their analysis by looking at my machine and its "being infected" state.)

            dave

    4. Re:Standard practice for Mac users by david.emery · · Score: 1

      First, since I'm running a Mac, I'm frankly not worried about all that shit that impacts Windows PCs. And there have been times when I've had to rebuild my Mac, back in OS9 days, usually due to low level disk problems. The key word there is "I", as in "I've had to rebuild my Mac." Whenever Corporate gave me a new machine, the first thing I'd do is strip it to bare metal, reformat the disk drive to the way I wanted it, and then ran successfully from there. (I'd reformat to 2 partitions, the second holding a shadow copy of the OS that I would use for standalone tools and as a boot partition to rebuild the primary user partition, if that become necessary...)

      Second, as a responsible technically informed user, I accept the responsibility. If you treat people like children, don't be surprised when they act that way. In 20 years of Mac usage, the only real problems I had with viruses are Microsoft Word macro viruses. I have had unstable software combinations, but that's generally been of my own doing, so I'd go fix it. And if I didn't understand how to fix it, that's where the 'group support' came in. That worked -a lot better- than the support people were getting on their Windows PCs from the so-called experts who got paid by the hour to manage them.

      I object to being billed either explicitly or implicitly (as overhead charges or worse as the Nazification of my machine) by the IT department for services that I don't need, didn't ask for, and would prefer to not have. As I said, I'd rather the IT people spend their times writing quality applications than having to screw around with desktops...

      Case in point: Y2K remediation. Corporate IT charged 1 hour for Macs, 2 for Windows. Most Mac users I know did it themselves in 1/2 hour or less (not trusting the Corporate Windows-based IT staff to mess with the Macs.) I don't know of anyone in our department who got his Windows computer completely done in less than 4 hours (by Corporate IT or by himself, and we did have some very knowledgeable Windows 'power users') A lot of that time was spent in searching for new things to be updated, then suffering through multiple reboots to apply the patches.

      This was in a group of software and systems engineer. In an office where everyone is doing the same function with the same set of applications, things could well work differently. But again I don't want Corporate IT to treat me like a moron.

      dave

    5. Re:Standard practice for Mac users by Phishcast · · Score: 1

      My wife had a similar catch-22 problem. She brought her laptop with her on business and the hotel had a per-day Internet access fee. You get to the payment screen by popping open your web browser, and it automatically redirects you to the pay site, and then you've got 24 hours of access. This was all well and good, except that her company had hard-coded a proxy server into Internet Explorer and the payment web page couldn't be reached. (She has the same problem in airports w/wireless access.) Luckily I had dropped Firefox on her laptop when I used it once and she was able to use that to view the page and make her payment. From there, she connected to her work VPN and used MSIE through the proxy. Doh.

  50. Our company - not a good example though by scubamage · · Score: 1

    Our company lets people pretty much do whatever they will with our workstations and laptops. Luckily though, everyone here comes with a resume a mile long in the tech field, everyone has at least one tech certification, and most of us have spent the past 10+ years in data centers. So, we have the freedom to do what we want. For instance, on this laptop I have bioshock and call of duty 4 installed (for plane flights, etc when I have no real source of entertainment), numerous training software packages, a couple movies, and a ton of mp3s. A lot of other people have itunes installed along with a small subset of their music collections. So far I've yet to see anything bad come out of 'nonstandard software' - funny enough, the only big disaster we've had was actually when mcafee had a bug in their dat files which led most of our servers to commit suicide. The irony was that this was company software. Luckily though it gave us ammo to get the layer 8 types to switch to Kaspersky. But I digress... If anything people are more relaxed when they are responsible for their machines. I think there's a mind set to it as well - the computer isn't kept a black box to users. They can play with it and interact with it. They can make it theirs. Its like when a carpenter has a favorite hammer or screwdriver - the others will work, but he'll prefer his or her own. I think what makes my situation unique though is that everyone here is very tech savvy and security conscious. I highly doubt that in a situation with lots of average Joe and Jane users would our methods work even remotely as well.

  51. It depends on the user and the shop by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Are the users competent to do the job more efficiently than IT?
    Is the network configured to treat all machines as untrustworthy OR are all users competent enough to not endanger the network?

    If both, then it's not a bad idea. Many engineering shops take this approach. Most other shops do not.

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  52. Limited superpowers by ZerMongo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work for IT for a decent-sized department at a university -about 200-300 machines. All purchase requests go through us, but we usually get what they ask for (as long as it's a Dell or an Apple, but mostly because we have institutional deals with them and they're on the cheap). We set up XP (Vista only if the user wants it). We lock down antivirus and things like that, but for the most part the sub-group they're in has admin privileges on all their machines - but no one else's. When things get fubar'd, they call us to fix it. If it's something they could have avoided, we'll try as hard as we can to fix it. If it's something stupid ("I opened an e-mail attachment") it may take us a while to get to it. YMMV.

  53. I didn't read the article, but . . . by Tanman · · Score: 1

    No.

  54. You're out of your mind by Calyth · · Score: 4, Informative

    I worked as help desk at a bioinformatics research facility, with roughly 200 people, and I can fit the number of power users that I could remotely trust to run their own machine in one hand. And 3 of them have gone over our heads - one wiped his own RHEL Linux (not that I'm a fan, but it's managed) with his own Ubuntu install, causing us grief when we change settings. He also cause a Kent State Computing Science PhD (who's more like a n00b who can't type his password right) to demand the "same" setup, burning up weeks of time for 2 out of 4 IT staff, myself included. The other 2 would routinely try to install pirated software on work computers.

    And we do try to install software in time for our users. We would try to allocate the right software in time, and if there's no reasonable way to do it (i.e. the user can't get the funding), we try to offer alternatives. In the past, yes, the IT department had been sluggish, but the majority of them have left, and we do try to provide good service.

    Apparently, in a bioinformatics research facility, most of the staff who do research don't know jack about computers, or how to maintain them. If the users are allowed to manage their own machine, I would spend so much time fixing machines, I would want to jump off the building.

    Thank god I left that place. It was bad enough with the existing setup. To think that most users can maintain their machines is pure folly.

  55. I worked as a site tech in one place... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A government institution, to be precise, and the locals were using government computers, government media (CDR's) and various other resources to pirate everything from Windows to Games for Windows... and you know what? I was nearly fired for bringing it up. Taking action with my "superiors" in IT over what I perceived to be a legitimate issue, and being not only stonewalled but also treated like scum, is what resulted in me tendering my resignation shortly thereafter. Total time on job? Less than a year... far less. Reason? Dirty business practices. Yes, this was a SCHOOL... these are the people teaching your kids what to think, and possibly (in rare instances of "good teachers") even how to think. Another example of government "honesty" and examples of justice. Piracy reigned, and when notified, my "superiors" felt offended that I did not remove the offending software. After much correspondence and arguments, and nothing getting done, I finally got fed up and left. There is a reason schools enjoy Linux like pricing on software. So many of the teachers pirate everything in sight, with full oversight of the various officials.

    And then they teach kids that "crime doesn't pay". Talk about hypocrisy.

    Another reason to pick up homeschooling.

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    " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    1. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by cb8100 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, this was a SCHOOL... these are the people teaching your kids what to think...

      I like to let the TV teach my kid what to think

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      My lack of God, it's Trotsky!
    2. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok my friend....real fast..... fuck you for judging all schools just because of one bad place....and also....other than talking about it, fuck you for quitting before you did anything about it.....

    3. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised that with such a superior attitude toward your "superiors" you had a hard time getting the message across to them.

    4. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by dlevitan · · Score: 1

      A government institution, to be precise, and the locals were using government computers, government media (CDR's) and various other resources to pirate everything from Windows to Games for Windows Another example of government "honesty" and examples of justice. Piracy reigned, and when notified, my "superiors" felt offended that I did not remove the offending software.

      And then they teach kids that "crime doesn't pay". Talk about hypocrisy. Well, to defend schools - they usually don't have the money to spend on software and even if they did, it would be better spent on other technology related stuff. As a high school student 6-10 years ago, I ended up setting up and administering (as well as working on) an set of computers dedicated to A/V production - primarily video with some animation and other stuff thrown in. We only had single copies of much of the Adobe suite because even with Academic discounts, we barely had enough money to buy those. Most of the few thousand a year spent on the program went into hardware (computers, video cameras, etc...) or consumables (tapes, DVD's, etc...). If we had software it was pirated onto all the 10 computers we had.

      Was it morally right? No. None of this other students really knew (or cared). But it gave my teacher the opportunity to create an amazing place where people could learn about video production - something most people never get a chance to learn until maybe college. And I bet that Adobe made more money from people leaving the high school having used only their products than they would have ever gotten from us if we had actually paid for all those licenses. In an ideal world we would have asked for corporate sponsorship, but the bureaucracy that would've been involved in getting anything approved would've killed it all off.

      On a side note, school IT people are generally unrealistic and stupid. I had the senior IT person in the (very well-funded) district promising me that he would have gigabit links from the high school I went to the central office where they would store all our data on RAID arrays. Guess what? Never happened, even 6 years later. I wisely told my teacher to ignore the guy and just keep buying cheap IDE disks. Wouldn't surprise me if he had been pirating software as well on a district-wide scale.

    5. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, sir. Fuck YOU for judging this guy.

      He tried to bring it up, got shunned, so he left. That is the HONEST thing to do.

      He could have called the BSA, but they do more harm than good, siphoning funds from the software industry and preaching their lies and fabricated statistics.

    6. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Actually at the time I used to respect my "superiors". They did a remarkable job of teaching me that superior rank does not necessarily denote a good, honest, or what some may call a "moral" man or woman. As a result, I resigned.

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      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    7. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Gee thanks. Here's the rest of that story:

      Yes indeed, I had cultivated a few contacts at ITS dept, who later told me that the department heads and my local administrati had lined up a way to have me "removed" for not being "cooperative" with the principal and a few teachers and office staff.

      While I couldn't stop the administrative staff from using my workstation or any computer (they outranked me) to pirate software, I did resist mightily... legal and bureaucratic repercussions were explained to them... (and we're talking games, and home software, not school related stuff or "just" photoshop... we're talking about a LOT of games).

      I went up to ITS, and discovered that pretty much everyone was doing it, which is fine and dandy, but keep in mind that the software being pirated and the possible fines would be paid out of the tax money of the local residents (myself included.) That is actually one of the only reasons I didn't report them. The BSA would've sued the city or the school district, not the individuals.

      Either way, they were on their way to getting me fired for not playing ball. I don't mind software pirates, but it is rather upsetting when they're doing it on someone else's dime, with someone else's hardware on someone else's CD's, namely bought with tax money, yours and mine.

      So rather than be fired later for not playing ball, or turning them in only to get my other business and my property taxed even higher the next year, I quit early on and saved myself the headaches. I made more money from my own businesses anyways. It wasn't as steady as a "steady job", but at least contract work was far more honorable than the farce that passed for kindergarten and elementary schooling.

      All in all, I remembered once more why I really didn't like being a participant in "public schooling"... as a student OR as an admistratus.

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      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    8. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by onion_joe · · Score: 1

      Thank you, cb, for lightening the mood. The GP had me wanting to, well, do unmentionable things. Their post was very... depressing.

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    9. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by SMS_Design · · Score: 1

      Dear DaedalusHKX,

      It has come to the attention of our client, The English Language, that you have made excessive and annoying overuse of our client's intellectual property, the Quotation Mark (C).

      As this punctuation is owned by The English Language, its usage is governed by a set of rules laid forth by our client. Our client feels that your usage of its intellectual property has damaged and tarnished the reputation of The English Language.

      We respectfully request that you discontinue your usage of our client's intellectual property. Failure to due so may result in litigation, leading to an award of damages, both statutory and punitive.

      Sincerely,

      Isaac, Abrams, Nathaniel, and Lee, attorneys at law. (Collectively, "IANaL at law".)

    10. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another reason to pick up homeschooling. Yeah, because ALL schools are like that... </sarcasm>


      I'm the sysadmin for a small (2000 students, 300 staff) public K-12 school district and that kind of stuff just isn't allowed. If I catch someone installing pirated software on one of our PCs it gets removed without question and I give the person a good talking to. If it happens again, I lock their system down so tightly that it will only run applications that I have approved. If it was a serious enough violation they would probably be fired.

    11. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to point out that not all schools are like that. I am a network admin for a school district, and I don't let anything get installed without a valid license. I even helped draft a policy on accepting donated software that takes ownership and licensing issues into account. Sure, we have issues with budgeting (it's not like we can just raise the price of our product!), but there are ways to work with that. Sometimes you can't get something you want, when you want it, but if you plan carefully, something can usually be done.

      Also, management indifference about piracy is not limited to school systems. Ten years ago, I used to work for a mid-sized mortgage company. Not only was piracy rampant, it was actually encouraged. And when complaints were brought up about it from the IT techs, we were basically told to keep our noses out of it.

    12. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      You mush have been in a shady place, or this was a long time ago. My firm serves nearly half of the school districts in my state, and I can attest, there's little or no piracy, and any found is dealt with swiftly.

      Most PCs around here are provided by grant money or government programs, not local school budgets. Even the teachers are not allowed to use grant provided PCs in their classrooms for their own use, they have to have a completely seperate, school provided system just for themselves. My wife teaches at a school here. When her classroom PC crashes, she can't just sit in front of another machine and log into groupwise, or hook it up to a projector, even though it has all the software she needs to do that. She has to get her classroom machine fixed or replaced by maintenance. Since the network is closed, her personal laptop is useless, and the smartboard software it tightly controlled by the IT department so she can't get it installed on her notebook as a backup...

      All of the schools here have TIGHT audit controlls on software rollout. PCs are inspected several times per year by IT staff (usually through remote monitoring software), and at least once anually by 3rd party auditors hired by either state or federal agencies to ensure grant compliance.

      User accounts are also tightly controlled. They don't even have permission to change their desktop backgrounds... They can't install software at all (except for self executing binaries, which the use of violates district policies). They have very strict file management rules, and teachers can be disciplined or suspended without pay for violating IT use of systems.

      They're so touchy because if they fail an audit, they can be immediately disqualified from future grants, loose their e-rate purchase status, or pay heavy fines.

      I don't know where your school was. Was it private? If not, likely they've been punished severely by now, and if you go back there, I'm sure you'll find IT to be a completely different world.

      btw: why didn't you turn them in? Don't you know that not only Microsoft, but most other major firms have a policy of paying you a percentage of the fines and licneces collected for violations you report? A school as bad as you claim could have gotten you tens of thousdands in hard cash if tyou turned them in!

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      There is no contest in life for which the unprepared have the advantage.
    13. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by j_l_cgull · · Score: 1

      I like to let the TV teach my kid what to think
      Homer Simpson, is that you ?
    14. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      Almost every problem with the public school system is a direct result of poor administration. I have already decided to do what ever it takes to put my kids into private schools.

    15. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by LordActon · · Score: 1

      So, let's see. You were a tech and decided it was your job as Defendant of Taxpayer Value to get the IT department to clamp down on riotous pirating. And instead of reforming, they fired you. I guess they learned their lesson, eh?

      Would you have objected to a 1% across the board raise? Would that have cost more or less than all those precious DVD blanks?

      Every job has its perks. People who work in education are trading off salary for other things. Lots of them spend their own money on classroom supplies. It all evens out.

      You've got a bee in your bonnet about public schools and taxes. I hope your life is so uneventful that those things always seem paramount.

    16. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Absolutely! And another thing, some teachers eat too much, and some have no fashion sense, and some even (gasp) SPEED! Breaking the law and everything. We should immediately close the entire US school system and have all parents stay home and home school their kids.

      Yeah, that will work.

      Moron.

    17. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by amohat · · Score: 1

      If you rely on the schools to construct your child's ethics, you are...um...not just stupid, but unethical yourself.

      Don't pass on your major obligation of raising your children: instill in them the understanding of right and wrong your damn self.

      The schools can be left with what they do best, teach necessary vocational skills and fundamentals for the future workforce.

      Parents do what they do best: feed, clothe, and house them...and make them decent, respectful humans in your spare time.

      Try it. It's fun sometimes.

      (effective funding, administration, and leadership in the school systems would resolve the inconsequential pirating issues, same as it would for any household or business)

    18. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Niiice!

      I call Previous Art to the stand. Your client has fraudulently accused me of misusing intellectual property that was not your client's property to enforce.

      This Prior Art belonged to the Romanticized Languages Inc.

      I happen to hold several shares of said corporate entity, and therefore reserve the right to countersue your client for intellectual property theft (claiming the Quotation Mark as their own IP) AND intellectual property (threatening a share holder in the real owner of that IP).

      -Yours truly
      The Horde Inc.

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      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    19. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      I had a business on the side that paid my house off in three years after that. Why was I going to jack the tax rate up by turning them in, and getting 10 to 20 grand that year, only to see business and property taxes get jacked up to pay the government's tab?

      That's what happened every other time the government is forced to pay for its crimes... it jacks up the taxes, federally or locally and wham, the victims pay for their own compensation. No thanks man. I owned a lot of quality property in the area and didn't feel like paying for it. (In retrospect, I could've spared the bad IRL karma and enjoyed watching Microsoft, the BSA and EA Games take the torch to that administration.)

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      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    20. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was going for "verifiable work experience"... I wanted resume work... so I could vege out and have a "regular job". Same reason I did trucking and other things. Varied experience. I've got enough side income to never lift a finger except to cash checks nowadays, but it would be boring and I'd spend FAR more time on slashdot than I already do :) Definitely not a choice.

      Self employment and the family business were fun and quite profitable, but neither was steady or considered "verifiable working experience" since it seems most governments and "employers" consider family members as "willing to lie for you" (as if past employers would not?). Those lines of work, however, weren't as computer related as the "resume" jobs were. I tried hard and eventually got into it. Not only was the lack of pay remarkable, but the lack of integrity and the sheer tyranny of management was amazing to me.

      Years later, i look back at it as a "lesson" but back then, I really was pissed... I tried to "save" them and it didn't work. Call it a Jesus or Messiah lesson. You try to save them, they burn you at the stake. Surprise surprise, eh?

      I agree with you on the accross the board raise also being a tax hike... that part of my lesson was learned more recently. During that short stint as a government employee, I experienced the daily grind of a tax fed parasite. Call it a learning experience. I've more than repaid it through my own personal taxes :)

      Call it "higher powers at work" getting me out of there, call it what you will. I call it a priceless lesson. In fact MANY priceless lessons in one. Should I have children... they're going to school not at all.

      --
      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    21. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      I responded to this exact concept above, but here's my take on it.

      Schools, like governments only apply to, and turn out serfs. Those who would not be serfs will have to fix their own "schooling" once they get out. They will either privately educate their children, or home school them, if they would not have them be serfs either.

      Sure, they can turn out "honest" serfs, but they'll still be nothing more than expendable cogs in the machine. And like many even here on slashdot, they will absolutely DESPISE anyone who is even attempting to not be a cog in the machine. How dare any individual attempt to be free of domination?

      --
      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    22. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by SMS_Design · · Score: 1

      *slow clap*


      Well played, sir. Well played.

    23. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      First of all, by continuing to NOT report them, you're legally defined as an accomplice, and could have suffered imprisonment or fines personally in addition to the school if someone else DID report them.

      Next, sure, they might have paid a big fine. As a percentage of their annual budget, it would have been tiny, and since budgets have to be approved a year in advance, it would have had to come from money already appropriated (by cutting other programs). We had an entire school district here in SC pay a big, multi-million dollar payout for a child abuse case, more than what a software licensing fine would have been. Taxes increased by about 1 mil to cover it, and for only 1 year. That boiled down to about $3 for every $100,000 in property you owned. It would not have increased at all, except they put off some new construction and new busses they budgeted for to the next year to accomodate a fine so high.

      Also, the fines themselves would likely have been a small 1 time inconvenience for your school compared to the cost of actually legally licensing the software. That cost is one you should have been paying from day 1 on that property, so complaining about raising your taxes to be on the level that the REST of us already pay? Fuck you sir. This is in addition to the thousands you would have been paid (10%) for reporting the school in the first place.

      But in reality, wether the school had policies or not in place, the district office sure would have. By the teachers violating those policies, likely it would have down to disciplining the teachers, firing a few administrators to "show they mean't business", then comply with Microsoft and other companies policies on priacy for goverment institutions by simply becoming compliant within 180 days and then face no actual penalties. Microsoft does not sue governments as long as they admit fault and become legally licensed for the software they had been using. Considering a large portion of this software is already free to schools, or comes with amazing discounts via state contracts and e-rate, or came pre-installed on PCs they bought, you really should not have been looking at more than teacher to teacher piracy (for which the fines would have been individual, not targeted at the schools). The administrators would have been punishes for allowing it to happen, but not the school itself.

      We pay FAR more tax in simple wasted money than we do from fines like this. It's simply AMAZING how much money schools and other government agancies piss away that we could stop but don't. A school here just figured out they could save about 85K per year by simply not letting school busses idle when being loaded or unloaded in front of the school building. They saved enough to add anti-idle controlls to their buses so the engine cut off anytime the bus wasn't moving and they expect to save about 300K in addition. That would licence nearly 1500 copies of Office at school pricing. (they figured they could buy 4 new busses a year with it and replace their entire fleet every 8 years, and that was just 1 school)

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      There is no contest in life for which the unprepared have the advantage.
    24. Re:I worked as a site tech in one place... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Your point is well taken. My outlook on the locals has changed as well. If it was the me today working for them and getting shafted, you can be assured that logs of all their traffic, activities and video records would've made their way, anonymously, to whoever at the BSA or Microsoft could kick the most ass. But that was then, and my outlook now is far more jaded.

      Which, frankly, is why I haven't done government work of any kind since then. I have a soul I am quite fond of, thank you.

      --
      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
  56. Clueful, Clueless and those in-between by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Depends on how technically savvy the users are.

    Technically clueless users wouldn't know what to do anyway.

    Technically savvy users need little more than an IP address and a beer to do the right thing. Hell, our sysadmins consult with me to help figure out how to do things right.

    The middle ground is the one that makes me nervous. The nouveau-techie little bit of knowledge types are the ones that scare me.

    I've installed and configured everything in my cubicle, and have root/admin access as well, because I need it. This is as it should be. I do not have root access to our main file server, because I do not need it. This is also as it should be.

    ...laura

    1. Re:Clueful, Clueless and those in-between by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Def to dat!

      I'm reading the comments here so far, and I can't help but think of the way things are the same but different for me. I manage a "typesetting" department at a printing company. Actually, I'm not a manager, but no one else makes the decisions I do regarding how to make artwork, er, work. I also get little help from IT, who are busy managing the "real" IT of the company (accounts payable, inventory, customer db, etc) and supporting all the computer users, while I'm simply expected to install, configure, and maintain my own network and hardware for all the "art computer" users, as well as all the department-specific accounts payable, inventory, customer db, etc (that have no link or part of the "real" systems).

      And those I don't expect much out of, either - they may be skilled at using applications, but installing and configuring and engineering and programming..? Fergetaboutit.

    2. Re:Clueful, Clueless and those in-between by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
      "Technically savvy users need little more than an IP address and a beer to do the right thing. Hell, our sysadmins consult with me to help figure out how to do things right."

      Simple tests: Which one (the user or the IT person) tests the network by using ping and traceroute and which uses a web browser? Which one says "the internet is broken" and which one says "the nameserver has stopped responding to requests"? Which knows how to change the IP address without rebooting?

      Questions like these tell us who should be administering the machine. Sometimes it will be the user, sometimes IT.

    3. Re:Clueful, Clueless and those in-between by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      I'm one of those "nouveau-techie little bit of knowledge types". Like many of my ilk, I'm intelligent enough to know my limitations and therefore when I should seek help instead of providing it to somebody who knows even less than me. I've done both.

      In my experience, problems often originate with IT professionals. Many (though definitely not all) tend toward arrogance, self-importance and impatience with people who do not immediately grasp why, for example, a computer should waste two minutes of one's life shutting itself down when there's a perfectly good button on the front of the box that does this immediately.

      Let me put it this way: many within the IT community cannot understand that there are extremely intelligent and competent people to whom the computer is a means to an end, not an end in itself. We don't play games on it and we don't watch movies on it and we don't get any great joy from tinkering with it. When it doesn't work, we either fix it ourselves or have it fixed.

      Another example: I know of an IT guy who wants to spend the next two years (as computers gradually wear out and get replaced) upgrading a fair-sized law firm to Vista. While this might make it easier for him from a security point of view, he apparently doesn't understand that the ensuing wholesale replacement of old but effective (and staff-friendly) printers and scanners is going to piss off every secretary in the place. And when the secretaries on three entire floors of an office building get pissed off, the lawyers who depend on them get pissed off, too.

      Prediction: If a certain IT guy doesn't adjust his attitude, his narrow ass is going to be out the door faster than a politician can pick your pocket.

      As long as the IT folks remember that those of us who regard computers as tools rather than the major focus of our working lives are not congenital idiots, I'm sure something can be worked out that would keep both groups working smoothly together in the kind of situation described.

      --
      I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
  57. Sure, if it's not one of the 5 users... from Hell by eepok · · Score: 1

    Slashdot posted this well-accepted article a while back http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=printArticleBasic&articleId=9050878/ and it described the 5 users with whom an admin hates to deal.

    1. The Know-It-All
    2. The Know-Nothing
    3. Mr. Entitlement
    4. The Finger-Pointer
    5. The Twentysomething Whiz Kid

    Given that there are more of these than there are "Dream Users", a "Web 2.0" approach may not be the best idea.

    However, speaking from the lips of one of the "Dream Users", I'd like to have a bit more freedom on *my* workstation. As it is right now, I cannot write to the program files directory nor install any program that requires registry entries. That means no compatability updates, no utilities (Acrobat Reader), etc. I can't streamline boot up, reduce RAM usage-- any of the things I would do on my own with an out-of-the-box machine without any fear of technological repercussions.

    So, no, don't give everyone self-governance abilities, but please utilize the bomb-ass users you have. Help them help themselves!

  58. Power Users by WarJolt · · Score: 1

    You're lucky if your IT guy even speaks English well. Often times communicating the problem is hard enough. Then you have to wait for them to schedule time. IT has always been a mess. I've always been frustrated when an IT guy had to come over and type in a password to change something on my machine. Two days later it's broken again. It's really pointless. I use IT for network infrastructure and maintenance. Someone has to tend to the server. Individual machines can be handled by power users. Some of us have had computers since we were old enough to speak. We know how to use them. If I need to use a corporate app I'll RDP into a windows server or ssh into a linux server. That solves many problems. The IT guy only has to maintain the server for me, so he becomes more effective. I'm only using the server for corporate apps, so it's not likely to get messed up by me or any other user when trying to install a new game. All that only works if you're savvy enough to run your own machine. IT doesn't need to spend time with those people. If you can't support yourself then you should request a locked down computer, so IT can handle your problems quickly.

  59. I have something like that. by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

    At my workplace we can do pretty much whatever we want with our computers as long as it's legal. I take my machine home and play games on it all the time. (My work laptop is actually a faster gaming machine than my desktop.)

    It seems to work out pretty well. I haven't seen any big problems from it.

  60. Which question? by himurabattousai · · Score: 1
    In an IT shop, why wouldn't you want the employees managing their own computers? At the very least, it helps to keep them in practice. At the best, it helps them to be more productive. IT people tend to be much pickier about how they have their machines set up and have the ability to get to that point.

    As for everyone else, the percentage of people in an office setting that are competent enough to be trusted is much, much lower. Also, given that corporate environments have a heavy emphasis on conformation and uniformity, that's the last place you'd want people making that decision.

    The general rule that I've seen is that the larger the set of computers that needs to be managed, the less control you want the individual users to have over management of their machines. They can take it personally all they want, but, as much as I dislike saying this (I really do), no (large) corporation should ever let its employees use their own machines for business work or give its employees any more control over their work machines than pushing the power switch to turn it on.

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    1. Re:Which question? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      The problem with people in an "IT shop" managing all their own junk is that most of them won't be people who normally set up machines and fix hardware problems. My big hobby is computer crap; I go home and set up obscure networking services at my house, just because I'm interested in it.

      My day job is mostly programming, however, and I am by far the most hardware/networking capable programmer. Most of the other guys have no clue, same as the guys who normally deal with the OS/Hardware problems have no idea about programming.

      But you get a lot of arrogant people in IT, who decide that since they make more money than the setup guys, they should have the ability to setup all their own junk. Turns out they don't always do it well.

      There is a lot to be said for leaving specialist work to the specialists. I can do all the hardware stuff, but the hardware guys do it better, and my time is more expensive than theirs.

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  61. Our company does! by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

    We have a small Plone/Zope consulting firm (10-15 developers + project managers + designers, etc). We let our employees and subcontractors do whatever they want. If they want to use vi, emacs, textmate, or whatever the like then they can. We have people running OS X, Ubuntu, Debian, etc. Everyone chooses their own IRC clients, chat clients, etc.

    Obviously this doesn't work in ever environment. You can't have the kid at the register at WalMart saying that he wants to use a different embedded OS in his cash register. We have smart people working for us and it's their job to know computers. As long as the job is done, we don't care.

    The only downside being that we sometimes want to do something together that gets tricky to standardize then (video conferencing, screen sharing, screencasting) that doesn't work always great in all linux distros. That's rare however. Also since we let people choose then everyone gets very opinionated when it comes to choosing a piece of software that everyone MUST use (like project management tools, document sharing, etc).

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    tibbon.com
  62. YES! by AioKits · · Score: 1

    And while we're at it, you can leave me in the cigar shoppe overnight to safeguard it's contents. You can trust me!

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    "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." -Groucho Marx
    1. Re:YES! by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Bill Clinton?! Is that you?!

    2. Re:YES! by AioKits · · Score: 1

      Quiet Monica, you'll blow our cover!

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      "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." -Groucho Marx
  63. We get to choose by SpaceWanderer · · Score: 1

    At my workplace, we're pretty much left on our own with our computers. We usually get to choose our own hardware (within a budget), software, OS, etc. For some of us, there aren't any problems, so this works great. And if we need something, IT support is available. But for some at my workplace, this is very very bad. For example, several people here can't resist clicking on the "YOUR COMPUTER IS INFECTED" or whatever malware teaser pops up while they surf the web or read email. So, every few months, they hopelessly infect their machines and have to call IT support. Then the IT support guy comes over and spends a week recovering their data and reinstalling everything, etc. Same thing goes when ordering hardware. The same kind of person who clicks the virus.exe popups, finds 10 super cheap brand new Dell workstations on ebay for less than $100 each. He can't resist the bargain, so he orders them and they're mostly DOA. Dell tech support won't service them, because there is something wrong with the service tags and some questions about the legal status of their ownership. Then the work IT guy gas to come over again and waste countless hours and money trying to get a couple of them working.

  64. IT approved software -vs- User downloaded software by Pyrophor · · Score: 1

    There is all kinds of great software out there for the users to download and manage themselves like gain gator, weatherbug, myCoolWebsearch, and so on. Oh yeah, lets protect ourselves too, I can't WAIT for the phone call from the guy that installs 5 different AV softwares, Norton Internet Security, and puts Zone alarm on his PC... "Um, my internet if broken.. do I have to buy more internet or can you get me some more?..." -- Actual question. This really needs to stay in the hands of IT.

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  65. How do you handle the following issues? by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. User just deleted a "critical" data directory/file.

    2. User just deleted an OS directory and their computer will not run.

    3. User kept everything on his/her local drive and it just caught fire.

    4. User wants an email from 3 years ago that user had deleted from his/her last computer 2 years ago.

    5. The legal department wants all email to/from Mr.X, Mr.Y and Mr.Z.

    6. User keeps getting infected with viruses.

    With centralized control, all of those are simple. Once you start allowing users to choose what to run, how to configure it and so forth, all of those become major issues.

    1. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. User just deleted a "critical" data directory/file.
      backups exist.

      2. User just deleted an OS directory and their computer will not run.
      backups exist.

      3. User kept everything on his/her local drive and it just caught fire.
      backups exist.

      4. User wants an email from 3 years ago that user had deleted from his/her last computer 2 years ago.
      see 5. (anyway, even many "managed/locked down" setup (like in small companies) don't have this one solved so, not a huge deal.

      5. The legal department wants all email to/from Mr.X, Mr.Y and Mr.Z.
      email archived server side, without any implication on the client side

      6. User keeps getting infected with viruses.
      enforce running AV

      Letting the users do some stuff doesn't mean not running AV / backup. Of course, one can hack the machine to disable all of this.. but honestly.. these people can be fired too ;)

      I'm not saying it is the way to go, but your points are not really proving it one way or another.

    2. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Surt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      These are all easy to deal with if you have centralized control of the network, you don't have to control the end points.

      1) You design your processes so that important files are centralized. Don't make it possible to do 'work' locally. Backup is handled on the network. Now the user has, at best, deleted something that was important to them (not your business) locally.

      2) Reimage. See #1 in terms of what the user loses.

      3) See #1.

      4) everything using mail protocols recorded on the network.

      5) see 4.

      6) reimage, reimage, reimage until the user learns. have virus checker in the image (I guess user can possibly uninstall, but if you have a user with this chronic problem, respond to them more and more slowly / report them).

      Giving the user control over their pc doesn't mean the same thing as giving up centralized services.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    3. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by spasm · · Score: 1

      Same thing you'd do with the user who did loosely equivalent things with paper records etc - you'd fire them.

      Once upon a time, when computers were brand new technology, it was reasonable to provide repeated ongoing training, do hand-holding, and expect rough edges as people adopted to the new technology. That was 15-20 years ago. Now, to actually hang on to employees who repeatedly do the equivalent of throwing out needed paper documents (1, 4), damaging company property (2), failure to adhere to fundamental, basic company document storage procedures (3), destroying company documents with legally required retention periods (5), or handing the keys to the office over to any random idiot on the street (6) is, well, not the greatest HR policy I can think of. Yes, of course, there are still plenty of people who will do all of the things on your list - but to deliberately retain them is self-inflicted misery.

      Finally, if you do have rigorous IT lockdown designed to protect your worst 10% of users from themselves, in all probability you're impinging on the other 90% of competent users from doing their many and varied jobs in the most effective way possible.

    4. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by jim.hansson · · Score: 1

      Letting the users do some stuff doesn't mean not running AV / backup. Of course, one can hack the machine to disable all of this.. but honestly.. these people can be fired too ;) when that is discovered it is usually a little to late
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    5. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Slorv · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why parent is modded down. These are all valid answers to the issues listed. Unless of course if a certain group of it-service workers (yes, that's what we are) are afraid that the "users" gets to much power.

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    6. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Slorv · · Score: 1

      >Finally, if you do have rigorous IT lockdown designed to protect your worst 10% of users from themselves, in all probability
      >you're impinging on the other 90% of competent users from doing their many and varied jobs in the most effective way possible.

      The only problem I have with this is that many times the lockdown is constructed to serve the it-service dept. firstly, not the actual tasks the company staff is set to do.

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    7. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      How to deal with all those cases...
      Fire the employee.

      Just because they get to choose their own tools doesn't mean by any way shape or form they can choose not to play well with others.

      You'd still have a office standards that the employee and their system would need to work within.
      Oh and warn the it guy as well for not having the monitoring in place to ensure you know about such things before they get bad.

      It's really a set up issue.
      CVS for files if you want.
      IMAP for email
      any number of other choices.

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      "Call us when the New age is old enough to drink" Beck
    8. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Yea, you know what when your trying to run an organization that has small office with no local IT presents your strategy won't work. Let me tell you why:

      1. You will have plenty of people not capeable of booting off your image dvd and realoading the system . Lets assume your are running windows and have an unattended answer file to even do mini setup for them. They still have more then likely need to do some post config no matter how much you have scripted. You will have to walk them through it and or do it for them with remote via SMS or what have you. Either way its going to take all your time.

      2. You can't just restore all there files in the middle of the day. Chances are you designed the network to be able to deliver whatever word doc, excel sheet and pdf file the user needs from your central file servers in a reasonable amout of time while it also carries voice, and video. If you start letting users run their own machines they are going to have local files, and you are going to have to back them up. You might be able to do that off peak at night. You can't restore during the day though:You can't just shut off QOS and say tell with everyones phone calls and video conferences, John needs his files restored in less then 6 hours.

      3. See two.

      4. Ok you probably can and should enfore your retention policy server side. Can the use get at those archives on there own. Lets assume exchange you can create pointers in the message store to your out of store archive solution objects. They can be visible to mailbox users or not. Now if you chose not you then you are goign to be spending lots of time finding old e-mails for them. If you chose yes then the user really can't remove them which is hardly letting them be in control. Most MUA's(that are not the ones you picked) won't understand why they can't delete certain messages from the mail store. That will creat lots of phone calls and lots of headaches too.

      5. See 4

      6. You do have to control the end points you can't have the use running certain platforms without protection. If you get worm or something once again security of other machines, other service could be compromised you can't allow that. Ok so fine you can tamper proof your a/v solution even when the user is a local admin on a windows or mac machine. Now when they format and install something else then what? Are you going to make a special exception for them in the access rules, say "sorry Charlie" what? Again time you don't have.

      finally,

      Do you want to work at an organization where you could get fired for mishandling your own files? I don't I would rather work some place where someone else provided me a somewhat control platform and tools to backup my files; provided they take on some responsibility for that data along with that. Yes you can't install Google desktop search on members of my domain. Why because the the helpdesk/desktop people tell me it breaks some of our important apps like our call center software. So I put a policy to prevent it. You can't run Google but you can take customer Orders! This helps you not get canned for failing to pull your weight and make sales. Its better for everyone!

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    9. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Of course, one can hack the machine to disable all of this.. but honestly.. these people can be fired too ;)

      Or promoted. I've found most morons don't feel hindered by the AV, unlike true power users who don't NEED the AV in the first place.

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    10. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by sulfur · · Score: 5, Insightful

      reimage, reimage, reimage until the user learns

      So you want to pay desktop support techs to re-image users' computers all the time? In our company re-image takes about 8 hours due to hard drive encryption, which translates into lost productivity of the user.

      I've worked as a desktop support tech both in my college where users had admin rights to their PCs, and for a company that had locked-down environment with packaged software where almost nobody had admin rights and no non-approved software could be installed. I'd say on average I spent 3 times longer to put the users in the college back online, and to restore their data. Of course there's the whole issue of weatherbug/toolbars/ActiveX/other crapware that the users installed on a regular basis.

    11. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Bargeld · · Score: 1

      You've never managed a real enterprise-scale network, have you?

      1.-3.: "Backups exist"...heheh...nightly, for every desktop in a 10,000-50,000 user environment? With thousands of mobile users? GLWT. Further, good luck re-imaging '36 Flavors of OS' (better be able to do it remotely too!), each of which has been customized by the unmanaged end-user.

      6.: "Enforce running AV"...exactly how do you propose to do that in an unmanaged environment where an end-user can disable AV at will. Oh sure, you can spend a mint on proprietary NAC solutions to enforce active AV services upon private network entry. And then watch as the user "disables their AV for 'just a little while'" while at home or some hotel on the road, downloads a terminal case of digital-HIV, then turns that laptop back on when they're back in the office. Hilarity ensues.

      In fairness, your points about email (4/5) are absolutely valid. No excuse for any professional organization botching that (unless you count seedy email-(non)retention-aka-cover-our-arse-legally policies, but that's a layer-8 collision).

      (I suppose I should also qualify with the obvious, that "the above rules may not apply" for a purely technology-based corporation, ala Google, where the end-user is probably already more competent than the average "500 pc windoze XP" ub4r system administrator.)

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    12. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      >1. User just deleted a "critical" data directory/file.
      >backups exist.

      With my current employer we have hundreds of users who never get anywhere near an office except when something breaks... and when it does, they usually did it.

      >2. User just deleted an OS directory and their computer will not run.
      >backups exist.

      And take time for a rescue, and don't recover the last two hours of work the idiot spent on his powerpoint, causing me to get yelled at for losing a $10m sale.
      I still don't understand how this joker got in the habit of storing his critical documents in the Windows directory.
      (He was half technical... I think he might have thought they would get "protected" like other files in Windows system folders)

      >3. User kept everything on his/her local drive and it just caught fire.
      >backups exist.

      Not in our company... The execs decided the expense to implement workstation backups wasn't worth it since devs are all required to use source control anyway.
      Folks just don't do it on everything... and since not everything necessary actually ships to clients, there are holes.

      >4. User wants an email from 3 years ago that user had deleted from his/her last computer 2 years ago.
      >see 5. (anyway, even many "managed/locked down" setup (like in small companies) don't have this one solved so, not a huge deal.

      We actually go further and restrict the users from keeping PSTs and such locally so they can't keep things that old. (retention policies)
      User wants that mail, they're out of luck unless they properly archived it ahead of time.

      >5. The legal department wants all email to/from Mr.X, Mr.Y and Mr.Z.
      >email archived server side, without any implication on the client side

      Yup

      >6. User keeps getting infected with viruses.
      >enforce running AV

      Difficult to do when users are admins on their machines.
      Your star devs won't get fired for breaking this policy when their Sr VP is willing and able to override security's policies on a whim.

      Remember kids, it's all about balancing things across your entire organization, and you don't control even a small piece of it.

    13. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by GaryOlson · · Score: 1, Insightful

      reimage, reimage, reimage until the user learns

      So you want to pay desktop support techs to re-image users' computers all the time? In our company re-image takes about 8 hours due to hard drive encryption, which translates into lost productivity of the user.
      Exactly. If the user is willing to waste company time installing crap on their personal initiative, then I have absolutely no problem wasting their productive time enforcing company computer policy by imaging their system. I have absolutely no problem explaining, with documentation, why IT made the users system unavailable for an extended period of time.

      I have one rule on users who want "Administrator" permissions on their Windows system: if I determine they have been irresponsible with their system, I will image the system immediately with no chance of data recovery. After the first imaging whereby no quarter is given to recover data, I never have a problem with that user again

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    14. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      1. Restore from backup. No backup? Stay late and re-create it. If not possible, fire the user. He shouldn't have gotten into that boat in the first place.

      2. Make the user stay late and reinstall the OS and applications as needed. And rap him on the knuckles with a heavy ruler.

      3. Fire the user. You're supposed to keep that stuff on the NAS.

      4. That's why God invented IMAP, and why we don't allow users to delete email.

      5. find /var/spool/mail -type f ... -exec grep .. blah blah

      6. Fire the user.

      *shrug* seems pretty easy to me.

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    15. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      So you want to pay desktop support techs to re-image users' computers all the time?

      How about this: Configure the bootloader to have two options -- boot normal OS, and boot re-image. Re-image boots from the network, and is fully automatic. User calls helpdesk, helpdesk says "Well, it looks like you have a virus. Could you press the re-image button?"

      In our company re-image takes about 8 hours due to hard drive encryption.

      First: 8 hours? WTF? Yes, I know encryption slows things down, but not by that much. Either you have slow hardware, or your crypto product sucks, or you've got WAY too much stuff in that image.

      Seriously, assuming maybe a 30 gig image -- I've had that go faster, over 100 mbit ethernet, to a laptop hard drive, to not only an encrypted drive, but an encrypted NTFS drive -- on Linux, using ntfs-3g, which is itself very slow and CPU-intensive.

      And do you really have your desktop support techs sitting there the whole fucking time?? Even if it does take 8 hours, how is this a loss of time for desktop support techs, for whom it should take less than a minute to fire off the process?

      which translates into lost productivity of the user.

      Which translates (in a sane world) into the following choice: Either the user goes back on a traditional plan, locked down tight, or they're liable for their own lost time. Enough pay cuts for time wasted waiting for a re-image, and they'll learn.

      ...And I know, this only works right up until the CEO needs to be re-imaged.

      How about this: Keep at least one or two spare boxes around, or at least hard drives. If a user needs a re-image, carry a new (identical) box back to their desk, and take their old one away. Let the re-image grind away in a corner somewhere, and the user gets back to work.

      I've worked as a desktop support tech both in my college where users had admin rights to their PCs, and for a company that had locked-down environment with packaged software where almost nobody had admin rights and no non-approved software could be installed.

      I currently work for a company small enough where there is no official IT department -- users fix their own problems, and everyone is knowledgeable enough to do so. But we're a software company -- if you're working in software and you can't admin your own machine, should you really be working in software?

      Of course there's the whole issue of weatherbug/toolbars/ActiveX/other crapware that the users installed on a regular basis.

      Re-image. Bye-bye crapware. Any questions?

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    16. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by sulfur · · Score: 1

      Configure the bootloader to have two options -- boot normal OS, and boot re-image PXE boot is nice, but it doesn't always work. It's a huge Fortune 100 company that uses several images, and it's just not possible to configure each subnet/router/tftpd to forward PXE boot requests to the appropriate server. That's why we use boot CDs.

      User calls helpdesk, helpdesk says "Well, it looks like you have a virus. Could you press the re-image button?" It may work for BOFHs, but in most cases users need to have their data backed up prior to re-imaging. And if the OS is unusable, it means hooking up the hard drive to another computer. In a perfect world everything is stored on the network shares, but there is always some Very Important Spreadsheet that the user kept on their local drive.
      Actually you answered yourself - ...And I know, this only works right up until the CEO needs to be re-imaged. It doesn't have to be CEO, re-imaging anyone 4 levels down from CEO without a notice will get your ass handed to you.

      First: 8 hours? WTF? 1. PC is re-imaged.
      2. Patches are applied / Software is installed.
      3. Entire hard drive (80-120 GB) is encrypted.
      Also there is a company policy (which I find quite sane) that no equipment is to be delivered to end users without being 100% encrypted.

      And do you really have your desktop support techs sitting there the whole fucking time?? No, but it still takes time. Moreover, remote users have to ship their laptops to techs, who do the imaging and ship the machines back to the users. And that takes no less than 3 days.

      Keep at least one or two spare boxes around, or at least hard drives. You are right, but this only works in smaller companies. In large companies departments are so separated that IT dept. can't really loan any equipment to the business unit. And business units don't usually have spare machines lying around.

      I currently work for a company small enough where there is no official IT department -- users fix their own problems, and everyone is knowledgeable enough to do so. I mostly deal with financial/insurance folks, and they tend not to be that tech-savvy.
    17. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Same thing you'd do with the user who did loosely equivalent things with paper records etc - you'd fire them.

      Once upon a time, when computers were brand new technology, it was reasonable to provide repeated ongoing training, do hand-holding, and expect rough edges as people adopted to the new technology. That was 15-20 years ago. Now, to actually hang on to employees who repeatedly do the equivalent of throwing out needed paper documents (1, 4), damaging company property (2), failure to adhere to fundamental, basic company document storage procedures (3), destroying company documents with legally required retention periods (5), or handing the keys to the office over to any random idiot on the street (6) is, well, not the greatest HR policy I can think of. Yes, of course, there are still plenty of people who will do all of the things on your list - but to deliberately retain them is self-inflicted misery.

      Finally, if you do have rigorous IT lockdown designed to protect your worst 10% of users from themselves, in all probability you're impinging on the other 90% of competent users from doing their many and varied jobs in the most effective way possible. Rigorous lockdown doesn't work for us at the hospital where I work. Too many apps that we're locked-in to won't run properly without admin rights.
      Also, firing users doesn't work when the ones who need the most hand-holding / oversight are as fuckin' amazing at their jobs are they are useless tits with a PC.
      For a specialized rehab institute such as ours, people with their skills / experience are hard to get and harder to replace - and they know it.

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    18. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Sillygates · · Score: 1

      Backups?
      The whole point is, the user totally manages their own system. What happens if they don't install the coperate backup client, or have not set up disk mirroring, or frequent cd burning/etc?

      I think it is reasonable to make *somewhat* computer savy people (e.g. software developer, tester, etc, maybe even EE, ME engineers) in charge of their computers.

      But when it comes to non engineering sides of firms, it is probably better to leave the systems in the hands of IT.

      It would probably take less time too. Inexperienced users tend to break things when they are forced to make decisions :-/

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    19. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... let me see

      1. They cant, it is locked.

      2. See One.

      3. We gave you a network drive, you were told to use it. It is no longer an IT issue - go see your Boss. And when he comes to us we will explain why he has to educate you about how to do your job, helllooo revue.

      4. We told you how to back up your email, did you not do it? And besides what business have you not completed in 2 years? OK, none of MY business, but again, maybe your Boss should know that you have 2 year old email outstanding

      5. The Legal Dept should have made damn sure they had all back ups years ago. We set it up, did they not do do diligence on their end?

      6. If they have a virus that is indeed my fault. I will move Heaven and Earth to fix that. By the way. Expect both Heaven and Earth to be moving soon, do not complain that they do indeed move.



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    20. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Allador · · Score: 1

      Okay, I hate to feed the cowards, but that was not a reasonable response.

      No sane company does backups of the individual machine's OS directories or files.

      Most sane companies dont do backups of local machines at all (rarely connected laptops excepted). Business files go on the server.

      And running A/V wont stop people from getting hit by malware. It's just one line in the defense. Far more effective is to have the machines autopatch, and dont run as admin. When you do those two things, A/V is a very rarely used fallback defense.

    21. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Allador · · Score: 1

      Rigorous lockdown doesn't work for us at the hospital where I work. Too many apps that we're locked-in to won't run properly without admin rights. You probably need better IT people.

      For the vast, vast majority of software that supposedly needs admin rights, some simple investigation using Process Monitor (regmon, filemon) and some group policy enforced ntfs and registry acl tweaks solves it.

      It's a one time investment of research and configuration time, and then it works fine as non-admins.

      There are some pieces of business software that load their own drivers in such an ultra-crappy that the above technique doesnt always work. Even then, you can usually give selective user rights to users who need to do this.

      Mind you, there are some pieces of software, even in a business, that you cant easily work around. But its very rare, and almost always is a runtime loaded driver issue. Crap software, in other words.
    22. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by ergean · · Score: 1

      Why it would take 8 hours if you are making a sector-by-sector image backup?

    23. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by necrogram · · Score: 1

      Automation my friend. Three minutes in my SCCM console and the problem is solved over three hours with any human involvement. I'm of the school if you cause a problem, you can deal with the consequence. Think thats harsh... try a hanging up on 911 after accentually calling them.

    24. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you want to pay desktop support techs to re-image users' computers all the time? In our company re-image takes about 8 hours due to hard drive encryption, which translates into lost productivity of the user.

      Why would you do this in shop hours? Just automate it out of hours or at the weekend. Oh, you must be a doze cookie-cutter admin and have yet to learn about not having to babysit everything.

    25. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      1. User just deleted a "critical" data directory/file.
      - Use group policy to prevent file deletion.
      - Force all files to be stored on servers, and backed up centrally.
      - Prevent local file storage by using strict quotas or preventing writes to local disk

      2. User just deleted an OS directory and their computer will not run.
      - The OS won't let you do this.
      - User level accounts should not have permission to view files in OS directories, let alone modify/delete permission

      3. User kept everything on his/her local drive and it just caught fire.
      - enforce nightly automatic system re-image policies. They'll only do this a few times before they get the point...
      - prevent write access to local drives/folders
      - change policy to punish employees who use local storage for company documents (up to and including termination)
      - redirect My Documents to a server

      4. User wants an email from 3 years ago that user had deleted from his/her last computer 2 years ago.
      - See Hippa or sarbaynes oxly. You may be required BY LAW to store all email for 1, 3, 5, 7 eyars, or indefinetly, depending on what business you are in. An auditor can ask for any e-mail from any year inside the window you are required to maintain, and if you not only can't comply, but don't have a documented process for HOW to comply as well as written records of periodic testing of your backups and archive processes, then you will fail your audit, and be fined MANY TIMES what it would have cost you to simply comply!
      - buy a good backup system that supports brick level backups for e-mail and automated archival I recomend Unitrends for SMBs (under 4TB of data per storage server), EMC systems for enterprise customers
      - Tell the user no! ...unless upper management approves the IT costs associated with the item's recovery, or unless legal action is requiring it's retreval.
      - block all webmail, pop mail, and all other non-centralized (controlled, backed up, filtered, etc) e-mail access.

      5. The legal department wants all email to/from Mr.X, Mr.Y and Mr.Z.
      - see backup requirements... This should be easy if you have the equipment. If it's current e-mail RTFM.

      6. User keeps getting infected with viruses.
      - use a whitelist for web access
      - deny web access to employees that don't require it as a business necesity
      - use appropriate e-mail filtering technology
      - Run up-to-date client side AV and Spyware filtering
      - track which users continually get infected, and if it's from the use of outside media (USB or other media being brough from home, etc) block those ports and drives until the user shows certification that their home computers have been certified virus free. Ensure all imported media is scanned before becoming accessible to the user (most corporate AV products support this option)

      If you have a corporate network and at least 1 server (if you only have one, get a second one NOW!), then you should be running corporate or SMB versions of all your software and security systems. All access to resources should be centralized, users restricted with domain or group policy, and all content filtered and controlled. This is a cost of doing business. Your backup systems and security licences should be approxamately 25% of your total annual IT expenditure (including internal staff slaries, outsourcing, and all). If you have not spent this much yet, do so now. If you can't afford to spend this much, change your business practices to accomodate doing so, or get rid of your service in favor of a managed service contract.

      Backups should be moved off-site daily. If you can't move them off-site to a controlled, secure environment (like a bank) then you need electronic off-site data backup or replication. There are hundreds of firms that can provide you these services.

      If you don't know how to do any of these things (or some but not all) hire a consultant. NEVER attempt to perform an IT task alone that you have not been trained to do or practieced in a lab

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    26. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by aggieben · · Score: 1

      I agree re: backups. That's a simple solution to a whole lot of problems. The only centralized thing you gotta do is automount user directories from some central location (or at least a known location).

      I would only add that rather than enforce running AV software in realtime mode(which is an utter waste of resources), just maintain a good firewall, schedule nightly scans, and train your users to not do stupid things. You can also help yourself out by not hiring people that are computer-illiterate. Hire people that already know that some things are stupid (hey, look at this dancing gopher program I got in my email! Just double click on the .exe attachment and watch the gopher!). Even better - hire only people that are comfortable in non-Windows environments.

      In a small company, that would work just dandy and you get to use a lot more of your workstation. Our IT dept forces the real-time scanner to be on all the time and it makes my desktop very, very slow (i.e., I can watch the scan-lines on the monitor get updated when I click things).

      I think people are irrationally hysterical about viruses. The last time I had a virus of any kind on my own computers was in college when file sharing was done over windows shares instead of bittorrent. I never run AV software (I do have a firewall).

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    27. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      Encrypting the base image is actually a serious security problem. With typical operating environments, you are giving a potential attacker hundreds of megabytes of known plaintext that has been encrypted. There are known chosen-plaintext attacks on AES, and giving attackers vast quantities of known plaintext is not a good idea.

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    28. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At mine it takes 90 minutes, and is executed by a support person 1000km away in a low cost country. It is zero-touch, and probably costs less than a euro plus the inconvenience to the employee, which can be mitigated by doing this during lunch or meetings.

    29. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by kiatoa · · Score: 1

      After the first imaging whereby no quarter is given to recover data, I never have a problem with that user again

      Cool, can you let us know what company you work for? I want to make sure I don't have any of its stock in my portfolio.

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    30. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      For the vast, vast majority of software that supposedly needs admin rights, some simple investigation using Process Monitor (regmon, filemon) and some group policy enforced ntfs and registry acl tweaks solves it. Depending (heavily) on the organisation and the software vendor, this may not be as easy as you believe.

      More than one vendor I've worked with has engineered their support scripts to find a way to wiggle out of having to do anything. ISPs are the best at this, but there are plenty of others. Something like "does the end user have admin rights?" I can easily see being the first question they ask - and even if you can prove beyond any doubt that this isn't even remotely related to the matter at hand, that doesn't help you much if you won't get support unless/until that user does have admin rights.

      I can imagine plenty of organisations would work their own processes to give people local admin rights when necessary and then deal with any fallout (such as making PCs reasonably disposable with careful imaging) rather than argue whether or not local admin rights are the cause of an issue.

      Now, understand that I'm not condoning this - it's obviously not the way things would work in an ideal world - but it's the way things quite often do work in the real world.
    31. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      That's why we use boot CDs.

      That works too. Still something you could do in five minutes.

      It may work for BOFHs, but in most cases users need to have their data backed up prior to re-imaging.

      At least one other admin seemed to agree with me -- the only way to teach users to have their data stored on the appropriate network shares, and not on their local disks, is to tell them that this is corporate policy, and blow anything on the local disk away.

      It doesn't have to be CEO, re-imaging anyone 4 levels down from CEO without a notice will get your ass handed to you.

      The point is not to do it without notice. The point is to be very clear what re-imaging entails -- thus, if anyone at that level finds their machine running slowly, and they ask for a re-image, you've got documentation saying they asked for it, and it is officially Their Fault.

      I am not saying this could necessarily work at your organization. But I do believe it could work on an organization of that scale, with any amount of sanity.

      2. Patches are applied / Software is installed.

      For this, I'd generate images more frequently, and pre-load them with more software.

      3. Entire hard drive (80-120 GB) is encrypted.

      Why isn't this step 1?

      That is -- why not either encrypt the image itself, or unpack the image itself onto an encrypted drive? And why does the entire drive have to be encrypted initially? I doubt images+software add up to more than 10 gigs or so, which would be quite a bit faster. The rest of the drive can still be in the encrypted volume, but it's meaningless garbage either way until users put something there.

      Moreover, remote users have to ship their laptops to techs, who do the imaging and ship the machines back to the users.

      Yikes. Given a fast enough Internet connection, I suppose you could send them an image remotely...

      You are right, but this only works in smaller companies. In large companies departments are so separated that IT dept. can't really loan any equipment to the business unit.

      Weird. You're right, I don't understand the politics/legalities of large corporations.

      I wasn't considering it a loan, I was considering it a trade. Give everyone hardware which is close enough to identical. If the user has an older machine, they get an upgrade, and you phase out the box.

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    32. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      A lot of our software is very old. Aside from our Windows infrastructure, we have a Novell 4.10 network and a handful of important DOS apps that need some bad hacks in order to keep working with Windows XP.

      We have 50 PCs and 5 servers that have Y2K stickers on them, for heaven's sake

      Removing admin rights would break a lot ( probably all ) of those hacks and with only one full-time and one part-time admin ( both of us new to the hospital) to support 400 users and maintain the servers and 3 separate networks ( primary, maintenance and patient ), we have our hands full

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    33. Re:How do you handle the following issues? by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      With centralized control, all of those are simple. Once you start allowing users to choose what to run, how to configure it and so forth, all of those become major issues.

      Your point is very true.

      But if your like an organization I just worked for, cutting "IT" costs is more important than overall "Organization" costs. Not even getting into costs of availability and service levels.

      But in a weird sort of way, I can see this trend towards more responsibility to the user. It makes sense.

      We should run our I/T departments as profit or break even centers, charging for the OS reloads from spyware and mitigation. We should charge departments a per seat cost of internet access. Excessive bandwidth users get surcharges. Your user IDs and password changes should be on a charge back basis. That way the department manager is motivated to address the issues or it will cost them. PCs and software, charged back or they can't load it. When a department refuses to pay for a service, you turn off the service. Easy to do and would go a long way to make I/T a better place to work.

      There is a huge advantage to this too. The business units will have their real costs reflected back to their budget line. Many business units look profitable on paper as they do not reflect their real costs of operation. I have been in both such environments, and charge back environments works well as it also factors in service, no pay no services. And stops the mindless squeeze and organizational issues with it.

      It is also why I like outsourcing and consulting in this business. Most companies don't have the executive leadership for I/T and technology, they shouldn't even try.

      Sooner or later this will be printed in CIO mag or the latest thrust.

  66. My $0.02 worth by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1
    In my last job of six years, and my current job, I'll do whatever I have to, to keep the IT guys out of my work computer. After having to endure poorly thought-out software pushes and strange domain policy choices that essentially crippled computers on the network, I stopped calling them for help with any local-machine issues and just took care of it myself, being very wary of them physically touching the machine on my desktop at all. Guess what? Never had any more issues with it: no trojans, virii, misbehaving OS or applications -- just like my own personal machines. :D Luckily where I work now, the IT department is in Australia (I'm in California) so their opportunity to be obtrusive is minimal at best, and so far they don't seem to have any inclination to be too hands-on with workstations.

    Of course this works out well in my case because I actually know what I'm doing, and more to the point I don't do stupid things (like run P2P and/or eat up all the available bandwidth on our skinny little pipe); your mileage may vary. The average user isn't so well equipped to make sound decisions about such things, though.

  67. Depends on the company by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 2, Informative

    It entirely depends on the company. Small companies, Linux shops, and engineering-focused companies work better with people maintaining their own machines.

    I work at a Linux-based network security startup. Engineers maintain our own Linux boxen, IT maintains the Windows boxes given to non-engineers. Most employees, engineers included, have Windows laptops assigned to them as well; those laptops are maintained by IT. Of course, we're a small company...IT consists of one person in our US office and one person in our India office.

    Not much piracy concerns with Linux; we don't run any commercial distros on our desktops (we run a hodgepodge of Debian, Ubuntu, and Fedora), and none of us have any use for Linux commercial software.

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  68. In IT, they should, and they must by ZZeta · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like most slashdotters, I'm in IT.

    The last couple of companies I've worked in, have made the decision to allow us -employees- to admin. our PCs. We are mostly semi-senior developers: we have the knowledge to make our computers perform their best, and we know what we want -and need- from them. No one else -not even support dept.- can know what service, application or tool is best for us and, being highly trained, we're the best admins. these computers could have.

    -- For instance, even though we need to use Windows XP, no one uses IE --

    And last (but definetely not least), this is what we *do*. Most of us could hack through the security policies if they were there. I don't think that having over a hundreed skilled developers trying to bring down your security infrastructure is the best way to go.

    Whenever I start my own company (that's right, I still like to daydream), I'll make sure I hire talented, trustworthy people, and grant them admin. rights of their PCs.

    PS: Note that admin. of PCs != network admin. Everyone here should appreciate the difference

  69. Check my Quote by socz · · Score: 1

    It applies because it really depends on the situation you're in. In the company I work for, we can't have 100% access to the systems because of security issues (gov (fed and state) law. But even if we could manage our own work terminals, I wouldn't recommend it. So many people barely can work with what they have, installing what they want would be a nightmare.

    That's not even the worst of it, I could only imagine what it would be like fixing these peoples computers when they get infected warez (spy, root, etc).

    I really don't know what the answer to this problem is, but maybe users could take a test to see if they're competent to admin their own terminal, and if they pass they can sign a document taking full responsibility over all activity that it creates (illegal warez, torrents etc.). I would LOVE to have full access but that's not going to happen here!

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  70. Yes, we do this by theolein · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been at a number of companies with totally opposite ways fo doing things. Currently, where I now work, we let users do mostly as they please. Surprisingly, the amount of support time isn't must greater than when one has to control the IT worker's every move. The greates part of support is still helping users with various software issues. Generally, it works quite well.

  71. You CAN Do It.... by maz2331 · · Score: 1

    If you charge the users for support somehow, even if just internal funny-money. And it depends on the business too. In a tech company, I'd want everybody to be able to at least manage their own PC, and wouldn't hire anyone who couldn't. In retail, maybe not.

  72. Every IT department should at least allow this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT is supposed to support the business, not run it. I find the article refreshing, as this is exactly what it promotes.

    Many knowledge workers who rely on IT services could benefit from some customization beyond the "standard corporate desktop."

    Some IT departments seem to only want to support the standard desktop, though. This is lazy & you don't need a dedicated, internal IT department to do that: you could just have redundant standard desktops around & rely on out-sourced support and "from the trenches" help for any corner cases.

  73. Bad Idea by dave562 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    This entire subject is flamebait. Anyone who has actually worked in corporate IT knows that this is a STUPID idea. Of course this is Slashdot so you will get a lot of replies from developers and the like who want access to their own workstations. For the other 98% of the work force that uses computers, it is a bad idea to make the responsible. The large majority of corporate employees out there don't want the responsibility. They don't have the knowledge it takes to keep their computers up to date and running successfully. That is what IT is for. They do the grunt work to keep the enterprise running so that the secretaries can word process, so the financial types can play with Excel and so that everyone can use their custom applications to connect to the databases.

    The place where letting users take care of their own workstations comes apart is when things go wrong. If everyone is installing their own programs you will never know what is causing the problem. As soon as it breaks the user who installed it, "Didn't do anything wrong, it just stopped working" and then the IT guy is supporting an application that he didn't install and doesn't use.

    I'm of the opinion that if a user really NEEDS a piece of software becauase it is SO IMPORTANT TO THEIR JOB, then they can take the necessary steps to bring it to the attention of IT and wait a week or two for IT to evaluate it. I've yet to work in an IT department where REASONABLE requests were turned down.

    The flip side of the coin is that if you let users have whatever you went, you end up with Kazaa/Limewire and a buttload of IM clients installed all over the network, along with Skype, browser toolbars, and who knows what kind of malware. Then you start getting calls from VP X who doesn't have program Y that cubicle monkey Z used to create the file. You have one department using some stupid third party plug-in for Office that nobody else in the company has and 'YOU HAVE TO UPDATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW' because they are working on some "IMPORTANT DEADLINE" that absolutely requires someone to have the plug-in.

    This article should be relabelled, "Do I really have to do my job, or can I just quit and let the users do it for me?"

  74. Techy people - yes with caveats. Other people? NO! by hattig · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In tech-savvy teams, yeah, let them manage their own computers, especially programmers and sysadmins. Otherwise they'll have every moment and to be honest their productivity will probably be reduced. Especially because many IT facilities are nazis on a power rush who take positive delight in being obtuse and difficult - especially to those more skilled with computers.

    However other people? Noooooo! Not even with a course in basic computer management.

    I'd still get the former group to take a course in acceptable computer use, of course. Too many universities don't have a proper ethics course on their CS courses these days - then again, too many CS courses are glorified "programming" courses.

  75. No sir I don't like it, I just don't like it by Drollia · · Score: 1

    Personally I think that there has to be standards in any type of enviroment. I don't really want to have a number of different Word processors on peoples machines so when someone sends a document no one can read it(sure i can have them save to the smae format, but are they really going to listen?) Also if you leave people to maintain there own machine, there is a security risk. People who don't install security updates, update their anti virus, etc. Also are you expecting your users to maintain there software licenses? There is just to much risk for not using software correctly and getting your self and company into trouble.

  76. Works in large companies. by Platinumrat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I work for a large engineering company (50k+ employees) and it seems to work reasonably well. There is no way that the IT dept can enforce a standard operating environment, since we are client driven. Our clients demand, and we supply, solutions to problems. This requires the principal developers and systems engineer need support a raft of different platforms, OSs, software and skills on their own. The IT department manages the corporate infrastructure (e.g. LAN,WAN,VPN, file servers, access control, backups, email, etc...) but they're not responsible for determining development and test tools. We develop and integrate complex Control Systems for our clients. So the engineering/project departments are responsible for selection of software, server, workstations, embedded controllers, switches, network sniffers, protocol analysers and anything else that is required to support that function. The system works, as the IT support and engineering sections work together to iron out problems. It's not anarchy, because key "experts" in each domain are tasked with making the system work. Communications is the key point.

  77. accountability and procedures by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    Having users manage their workstations is a fine idea in theory, but when it comes to "How did these files get deleted" or "who installed that piece of software" all too often there is just a big shrug or deliberate finger pointing. If users want to follow installation procedures that's a different story, but most users will take as many shortcuts as they can around paperwork.

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  78. Piracy ? how? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    If you tell your IT guys to configure the machine as they need it that gives them "excuse the pun: LISCENSE" to go buy the software they need!

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  79. Open Source Software by realmaestro · · Score: 1

    All the concerns mentioned so far about licensing point to why using OSS at work it's such a good idea. It's freedom b/c users can grab the software they need, and it's free and licensed appropriately for to do commercial work with. It's the reason learning the GIMP is nice, b/c for that occasional image modification/creation that has to be done, no procurement / approval process needs to be gone through (the actual cost of the software normally comes out in the wash, it's all the time/hassle of multiple people that costs the money). Of course this relies on users having admin access, but also points to why I'd love to see Windows ZIPs just containing the binaries necessary to run w/o an install published. Totally worth it.

  80. Craziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have worked in both type of places, I prefer working in an environment where a COE (common operating environment) is implemented, running around trying to support hundreds of pc with a different config on each is a waste of time and resources. An example, it used to take 15 techs to support 3000 users, after the COE was implemented we dropped that number to 10. Their work pc are just that, work pc not for recreational use.

  81. Common Sense by Kelsin5 · · Score: 1

    I think it's up to the IT department being smart. In my business they do a great job managing the computers that need managing yet my team of 6 programmers are allowed to do what we need to do to get our job done. Common sense goes along way as long as the company is small enough that the IT department knows it's "clients".

  82. Small Company. by Jax+Omen · · Score: 1

    Where I work, there is a single IT guy in the IT department (50 person company). He trusts me and one other guy enough that we have full reign over software on our PCs (barring piracy, obviously) and we get recruited to help others frequently. Everybody else installs crap like a "dealio toolbar" and "dinosaur screensavers" and "sweetIM" and drives the three of us nuts because they're morons. Whereas I IMed the IT guy, was like "hey, can I update video drivers so I can flip this monitor on it's side? I need vertical workspace more than horizontal" and he was like "whatever. You know what you're doing". I'm just rambling now.

  83. IT shops? by plopez · · Score: 1

    Are there any left? Last big corp. I worked for outsourced it all, and so whether we liked it or not we were locked down.

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  84. But it wasn't the companies profile by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that stored the music. It's pretty reasonable to assume that well, lets see the music is stored under

    C:\Documents and Settings\John User\Documents\My Music\Lita Ford

    I think John User must have done it. I am pretty sure if you spell it out as policy against such actions, that the company would divert *.aa to the actual user that comitted the infraction. No amount of hand holding can really prevent this sort of thing. If they have access to the box, they have root right? That's what we say all the time here.

    They will do stuff like this. It'll get worse as the younger generation grows into working age.

    That's why I don't store too much personal data on my work computer, but access my own music via streams from orb.com

    However, I guess we could just make it illegal to use workstations at work, and make everyone access company infrastructure via a terminal. Yeah GREAT IDEA...

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    1. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by BoogeyOfTheMan · · Score: 1

      However, I guess we could just make it illegal to use workstations at work, and make everyone access company infrastructure via a terminal. Yeah GREAT IDEA...

      Sadly, thats mostly how it is at the store I work at. Theres only a few workstations for training, one for printing signs, and every other one is a terminal thats slower than xmas and buggier than a Windows beta.
    2. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by pbhj · · Score: 1

      >>> I think John User must have done it.

      So John User is using his computer for personal stuff ... hope you cleared that benefit properly in your accounts and that he declared it on his annual return?

      Who do you want to pay more money to, the tax offices or the music industry.

    3. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by Enleth · · Score: 1

      What about a policy like "store whatever you want - but on YOUR pendrive"? Of course, to prevent any kind of automatical copying, rip the "My Music" folder out of the system entirely (it can be done, especially if you manage the computers yourself as the company's IT guy), together with the WMP. Problem gone, everyone's happy.

      Or just fire the idiot...

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    4. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by tha_mink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But it wasn't the companies profile that stored the music. It's pretty reasonable to assume that well, lets see the music is stored under C:\Documents and Settings\John User\Documents\My Music\Lita Ford Doesn't matter one single bit. Possession is 9/10s of the law. Your file server now has d:\backup\sales_force\docs\John User\Documents\My Music\Lita Ford and so do your tapes. So now, YOU have copied it twice. Not him, YOU. It's bad to let people make their own decisions with your network and hardware when your ass on the line. It always has been and always will be.
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    5. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this wasn't the point, but unless John User connected his work PC to some p2p app, how is the *.aa ever going to know about it?

    6. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Who backs up everyones Local drives? Gov?

      I am serious, not trying to be snide. We know at our workplace that the network drive is where we should store things that we really want to keep. Local is for apps. (or our pirated music as is postulated in this example.)

      Also, I do agree that possession is 9/10ths... But possession can be defined totally different in different situations, for example...

      When a person willfully and with wanton soup is wreckless with their car, just because the bank owns the car they don't become responsible for the damages, they are just responsible for thier investment loss in the vehicle (assuming the owner defaults, and most wreckless people will)

      Also, who is now in possession of my keyboard, is it the building owner? the property owner? the corporation? The ISP? the Network? or the guy typing?

      I again am just playing devil's advocate, I think it's fun. But I just wonder how when a company has policy against this stuff (just about everyone now has an information tech agreement you have to sign to work there)they should be held responsible for an individuals own actions.

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    7. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by bbrack · · Score: 1

      Who backs up everyones Local drives? Gov? I've worked for 2 private companies and a university - all backed up local drives on all user's computers

      It's a more common practice than you might think
    8. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Wow, I never would have realized that. Full backups or just docs& settings?

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    9. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      That's just it, it's not a benefit. It's someone going against policy. I am pretty sure deminimus use doesn't count as a benefit either. It's been covered before.

      (but to use your example, a company would rather comply w/ tax law and pay "insurance" than be liable for a potential lawsuit down the road)

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    10. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by schon · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure if you spell it out as policy against such actions, that the company would divert *.aa to the actual user that comitted the infraction. What color is the sky in your world?!?!

      Lets see.. the RIAA could do two things here:

      1. Threaten and harrass a single employee, and get a couple of thousand dollars.

      or

      2. Threaten a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against the entire company for engaging in criminal for-profit copyright infringement, call in the sherriff to seize all computers effectively making the company grind to a halt, while they extort a few million dollars from them.

      or

      3. Both.

      Guess which one the RIAA is liable to take?
    11. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by tha_mink · · Score: 1

      When a person willfully and with wanton soup is wreckless with their car, just because the bank owns the car they don't become responsible for the damages, they are just responsible for thier investment loss in the vehicle (assuming the owner defaults, and most wreckless people will) The bank does not have possession of your car. They have a lien on your car title. They never have possession on your car unless they re-possess it. So, bad example. Plus, do you doubt that the RIAA won't care how those tunes got to your backup tapes?

      Who backs up everyones Local drives? Gov? Who *doesn't* backup local drives? Gov?
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    12. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Sorry so long to reply...

      Your totally right about the bank part, I was just trying to strum up a quick example, and I failed the logic test, I guess... They still own it though. A lein is proof of ownership untill the lein is paid.
      That is what I was getting at though, trying to get a little bit more grip on the definition of posession.

      If the *.AA decides that somehow we backed up a drive w/ music on it, and it was against our policy to do so, and there were no other remedy or measure of immunity, you can damn well bet that we would find any and all ways to point them to the user, and dicipline that user according to policy. There is no company on earth who wouldn't do that, otherwise a nice quick easy way to sabotage a company would be to stash a crapload of mp3's and porn on a shared drive, show it was there for a long time, then call 1-800-555-pir8 (or whatever that # is) and leave an anonymous tip about how the company has tons of MP3s and porn for use by the rest of the org!

      Seriously? You back up C? For real? How? Why?

      I understand for some smaller places, but that's what network drives are for. I am not talking about an install image, I am talking about all of C:\ for each computer. What business reason is there to back up the C drive? Do you not use Network drives? Is this daily, weekly, mothly, quarterly?

      I am trying to learn about this, and no one will give me a straight answer.

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    13. Re:But it wasn't the companies profile by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      Well, I back up everybody's local drives.

      But the backup script specifically excludes music.

  85. I admin my work computer by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

    I work as a software engineer at a 1400 employee genetics research laboratory. At our organization IT provides several standard hardware configurations for personal computers (15 or 17 inch Mac BookPros, two Lenovo laptop choices, and several desktop choices like an iMac or MacPro, or similar windows PCs). Non standard hardware configurations can be approved, but may have to come out of your departmental budget and unless its a server or something that isn't supported by the helpdesk folks then it is a huge pain in the ass. Servers are a different story. We have 400-500 Macs on campus and a slightly higher number of PCs. I have an Apple laptop w/cinema display for my primary computer and a windows desktop that I rarely use. I have full admin on both, but both were initially configured by the helpdesk. I usually install my own software that isn't included in a standard configuration. anyway, it is up to the deparment or group manager to determine if a user should have admin on his or her computer. In my group of SEs we all have admin. I also have root on a few linux VMs running on a sun blade system that we use for development or for hosting apps that our small group uses like subversion and bugzilla, even though primary sysadmin is handled by our IT department.

  86. Working time saver by Mutatis+Mutandis · · Score: 1

    Probably the biggest advantage is the time it could save for employees to have a system configured to do what they want to do, rather than what the IT department wants it to do. I work in a company with 500+ employees, and I think we spend the equivalent time of about 20 full-time jobs on waiting until our computers are willing to respond. That's more than there are people in our IT infrastructure team! If it sounds like a lot, then remember that a working day has only about 500 minutes, so if everybody has to wait one minute, that adds up to one full working day for us. You could argue that many people spend more time chatting over coffee, but chatting over coffee can actually be useful, whereas drumming on the table with your fingers until your computer responds again is not. Anyway, savings in IT time could very well be infinitesimal compared to savings in user time.

    Having leaner, simpler configurations better tuned to do actual work, instead of meeting IT management functions, could be of major benefit to a company. It would not only save time, but also result in happier employees.

    Even when it comes to setting up new systems, my experience is that skilled users have systems that are leaner, faster, cheaper, and more stable than professional IT teams. I don't know why, but I would guess that it is because users are inclined to take something that works out of the box and just use it, while IT people would start to tinker with it until it meets a dozen extra requirements, put it on a shared server with five other systems, and install it according to the internal SOP. When an user needs disk space, he buys extra disk at $1 per gigabyte, or thereabouts. When he needs to ask IT, then IT will buy an approved system at $2 per gigabyte, add $8 extra for maintenance and administration costs, and charge the user $10. Yes, some of that extra work is actually very useful, such as taking backups; but much of it isn't.

    As for security, my experience is that cover-all security procedures that lock everything down tight and try to maintain fixed configurations, mostly serve to cover the ass of the IT responsible. Half of the time they don't really work anyway, or have gaping holes in them. Some of our IT people do maintain a high level of security in their area, but that's because they are very flexible and adaptable, and always seek to work out the best solution that serves both security and functionality -- so users respect them, and try to cooperate. Overall, it might be better for the IT department to adopt a reactive strategy, by scanning for real security risks and intervening when they occur, instead of fostering the illusion that they have everything covered.

  87. I work at a car dealership, and we by Lolzownz · · Score: 0

    Manage all of the office/service computers, but we force the techs to use their own computers, and load our software on them. We are able to force them into buying their own computers as it is considered a tool. All the computers at work are logged onto local admin accounts and connect to our database server through telnet. We have surprisingly few problems even though we run no AV, nor do we patch or have anything resembling an it department. We have boxes ranging from win95-XP in our office's and the techs have everything from p1 laptops running win95 to a guy with a quad core desktop(this is to run a telnet client). With the exception of assigning static IP's and replacing HD's basically no maintenance is required.

  88. True, but... by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    How about if you give people local admin iff they are actually competent to do so?

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  89. Even tech Saavy need to be curtailed by CorvisRex · · Score: 1

    I worked at one point for a computer magazine, and the editors/writer had quite a bit of leeway when managing there own systems, since it was part of there job to test software etc. Though they should have used the test machine, that really did not happen often. But even these smart, very tech-educated people often killed their machines.
    There is just no way a user, no matter how saavy they are, can keep up with the potential conflicts, problems, incompatabilities etc of every piece of hardware and software they have. That is WHY IT departments even exist. Too many times I had evil meltdowns on machines where the user THOUGHT they knew what they were doing.

    In some cases, some leeway might be granted, but only on strict limits. I understand why some companies might think this would save money or time, but this will change as soon as someone looses mission critical data.

    It really is the tech saavy user who is the most dangerous, because they do not know how much they actually don't know. Most other users are too afraid to play around with their machines cause they are afraid they will kill it. That is a good thing.

  90. Yes by Nullav · · Score: 1

    But only after signing a form stating that all damage they do will either come out of their paycheck on top of the time/work lost or be repaired by their hands when they're off the clock, again with a pay deduction based on the number of hours lost. I'm well aware that nightly/weekly backups would fix a lot of this (and should be implemented in any case), but a downed machine still means lost productivity, so it's nice to have a deterrent.

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  91. Thsi isn't an ideal world... by Talsan · · Score: 1

    My company has very little in the way of computer policies. Every user has admin rights on their machine, and my office is the only one running AD. From what I've seen, even technical people tend to spend little time worrying about the security of their computers. --In other offices, support people and developers often don't even have passwords on their machines.

    So, these days, where it's very hard to get people to worry about security, piracy, and the other problems IT administrators have to worry about, it's not a good idea to let users have full control over their systems. You need to find a balance between maintaining the necessary control, but not being overbearing and draconian with your policies.

  92. At least standardize hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hardware fails, it happens. Being able to drop the harddrive in a spare machine and be up and running in minutes is invaluable in real world environments. If you don't have a limited number of configurations, you aren't likely to be able to get up and running without significant downtime.

  93. Power users by BigJClark · · Score: 1


    Perhaps there should be a line drawn between your regular "data entry clerk" and your power user. I know my request to the putty suite installed on my computer is still in process, probably due to the IT department trying to figure out what it is.

    *sigh* I take consolation in the fact that I'm getting paid in the meantime.

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  94. Use Deep Freeze by LuminaireX · · Score: 1

    Deep Freeze is a product put out by Faronics that completely drops all changes made to the machine once the user reboots. You can set aside portions of the drive to retain data, and issue one-time password that expire at midnight should the user find the need to permanently install "undocumented" programs. This allows the user to run with administrative rights and eliminates a significant portion of support calls that I get from users. Some of the clever abuses I've seen despite this: -users going nuts during the brief window that their one-time password is valid -users installing Bittorrent clients to download "legal" material to their data drive. They harvest the data somewhere else (CD, thumb drive, external hd, network share) then reboot the computer, knowing full well that all traces of the install have been eliminated. This can be mitigated by having the machine send a copy of logs to a network share somewhere on logout.

  95. If they are competent, why not? by jimpop · · Score: 1

    If they are competent, why not? IBM lets competent and aware employees take responsibility for their own PCs/systems, all you have to have is motivation and desire. Those IBMers that want a managed desktop solution have many options to choose from internally (WinXP, Ubuntu, Debian, RedHat, etc.), but if you want to control your own box (within the constraints of IT security guidelines, suitable for work, etc.), then so be it. 40% of IBM US works from home, so the issue isn't control (or lack thereof), it's trust. IBM trusts it's employees, and your company should too.

  96. They are valid ONLY for centralized operations. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't understand why parent is modded down. These are all valid answers to the issues listed.
    No.They are not "valid answers" in a decentralized operation because there is no way you can backup the user's machines.

    Saying that "backups exist" does not address the question of HOW the backups are made when the user can put any file anywhere on their system.

    With a centralized system, the users can be restricted to ONLY saving files on their TEMP directory and the servers. Those are MUCH easier to backup and lots of packages exist for that exact purpose.
    1. Re:They are valid ONLY for centralized operations. by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      We run a quasi de-centralized org.
      About 80K employees, and about 50K are developers of such a level that they are local admin. We use Connected Net Backup. It's a de-duplicating network backup machine and it works great. It will bug you about locked files it missed (always borks on FF, 'cause it's always open).
      Good integration with MS office/"lookout". Can grab snapshots of PST files.
      If you don't have the client installed you get daily e-mail. After 2 weeks your boss gets the daily e-mails too.
      Also stores version history for files. Saved my ass once when I overwrote two weeks of source code work with the main tree version prior to merging. Was able to grab a copy of my source less than 24 hours old and only lost about half a day.
      -nB
      -nB

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    2. Re:They are valid ONLY for centralized operations. by Xoltri · · Score: 2, Informative

      No.They are not "valid answers" in a decentralized operation because there is no way you can backup the user's machines. Saying that "backups exist" does not address the question of HOW the backups are made when the user can put any file anywhere on their system. You are wrong on this point since I manage a decentralized company with several remote sites and I have set up a solution to back up the documents on their computers. It uses memeo autobackup on the local machine which sends the files to a DLink DNS-323 NAS device. Then ftpsync (http://www.fileware.com/products.htm)synchs the files to our file server at our main office which is backed up onto tape daily. So it can be done. Memeo is a great program. It would even back up to a USB drive if you configure it that way, and all the user would have to do is plug in their drive and it does it automatically.
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    3. Re:They are valid ONLY for centralized operations. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      No.They are not "valid answers" in a decentralized operation because there is no way you can backup the user's machines.

      ???
      Have you never heard of BackupPC?

      Combined with RSync, IPSec or even Hamachi, it allows you to do daily snapshots of ALL computers at ALL locations that are connected to the internet. It is even smart enough to find laptops that have been off the network and back them up as soon as they re-connect. And since the backups are stored on Linux in a compressed, hardlinked archive, you don't have to worry about local users hosing the backups by accident or corrupting them with Windows malware.
    4. Re:They are valid ONLY for centralized operations. by ISSurvivor · · Score: 1
      Your objections, along with those of many here who advocate central control, assumes everyone works at a desk using a desktop system. Think about a traveling employee working with a laptop. Now explain how storing everything in TEMP is a really good idea.

      Plenty of good solutions exist for backing up local drives, for companies that recognize the value of working this way, such as smaller expenditures for storage, reduced network traffic, and more empowered users.

      (BTW: In a way this whole thread is my fault - see "The portal" (Keep the Joint Running,, 2/25/2008 http://www.issurvivor.com/ArticlesDetail.asp?ID=654. Glad to see it generated some interest. - Bob Lewis)

    5. Re:They are valid ONLY for centralized operations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a centralized system, the users can be restricted to ONLY saving files on their TEMP directory and the servers. Those are MUCH easier to backup and lots of packages exist for that exact purpose. Allowing saves to the TEMP directory is a bit of a bad idea, unless it is contained inside the user profile which is then uploaded to the server. The number of times I've seen users saving stuff to the TEMP directory 'because it's quicker than saving it to the server' makes the mind boggle. And they wonder where their files have gone a few days later on another machine...
    6. Re:They are valid ONLY for centralized operations. by jimbob666 · · Score: 1
      I think the OP is getting at the fact because it is decentralised the onus is one the individual to do this. If central ICT no longer exists, how do you get x number of employees all with different solutions to IT problems (like backup) to do the same thing and have it enforced?

      That is the thing I can't get my head around with the decentralised setup. Maybe it is just me fearing losing control of the infrastructure in this instance and being able to help out less if everyone in the organisation is doing their own thing.

  97. We find it works quite well (with some Caveats) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in a small company (5-10 people) and we've tried all manner of methods. Locking things down too much causes problems or extra work (or both). Not locking things down in a Windows world can lead to disaster. As we're fairly young (just over 3 years) we don't need too much IT, thankfully the Open Source world was mature enough for 80% of what we needed. The decision was made early on that we'd go with anything that worked best, provided we could back out and change to something else later on if things weren't working out. This was due to a bad experience with some accounting software (Quickbooks) that forced our Director to keep a copy on his laptop, meaning that when he was on holiday no purchasing could be done. Moving to 'things we can back out of' is by far the best idea we had. I wish we had a few more since.

    We trialled Vista and there was universal damnation, even though we barely locked it down. On XP we provide regular user rights, users use Mozilla Firefox (with ABP etc.), Thunderbird, AVG, Windows Firewall, OpenVPN and either Office or OpenOffice. This seems to work fine for most users, those who want more rights are educated on the effects but get them. Our mantra is "You can use any software you like providing it's appropriately licensed, but we only support X on X".

    Because of concerns about XP availability we've been trialling Ubuntu Hardy. Even though it's beta (actually alpha when we started) it's been universally preferred compared to Vista and because we've inadvertently developed a predominantly Open Source stack (not deliberately mind, just because we've based on open standards) we've only had to do some basic education on the fact that folder names have changed and on some specific differences with dialogs and menus.

    In fact we had more hassle migrating from Office 2003 to OpenOffice than from XP to Ubuntu (trial). We even have non-tech savvy users who prefer Ubuntu because "It gets out of the way and lets me get on with it." - We're waiting for the final release before we finish the trial but so far feedback has been mixed (negative because of the learning curve associated with differences but positive because of some of the differences) with a general preference for XP, then Ubuntu, then Vista or Mac.

    The next stage of the trial is to give people full admin access on Ubuntu. The experience has shown so far that users handle Ubuntu more responsibly than XP and tend not to try to install stuff willy nilly or mess around much (although this may be a combination of fear and a lack of access to synaptic). To achieve this we're going to set up our own apt repository with a subset of hardy packages and use puppet to keep the trial system configs consistent. Has anyone else tried anything similar? If so what was your experience?

  98. Security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a security-conscious machine, absolutely not. I'd be horrified to find out people are processing anything with my social security number, any billing info, etc. on a system where the user is allowed to install whatever they want. Especially a Windows machine. Security should be paramount in situations that are security-conscious.

              Otherwise, IT should be a service (and when I did IT for a department, that is how I treated it).

              Some people are most comfortable having a standardized setup, with someone taking care of the "technical computer stuff" for them such as updates, etc. For them, they PREFER a standardized desktop with no surprised (i.e. fairly locked down.)

              But, others would fight IT every step of the way if they were told they had to be all locked down. I would provide antivirus and antispyware (if they're using Windows), and insist on knowing what is installed to avoid piracy. We had a tape backup system (this was years ago, I'd back up to a disk-based setup now.) I also provided a file share for people to use to exchange files easily. I'd make the IT-standard apps available for the user if they want them (E-Mail, openoffice, etc.) so they aren't having to pick everything themselves if they don't wish to. Otherwise, let 'em have at it.. and if they break the machine, I'd take a crack at fixing it but if it's too hosed, just install from the baseline install.

              This probably would fall mainly along departmental lines, and some departments would have to be locked down for security reasons.

  99. Yes, it's a very bad idea by janap · · Score: 1

    At least where I'm at, users have not reached a maturity level to match whatever Web 2.0 has to offer. I'm not even admin on my own mail/internet machine, and that's fine with me, although I'm one of my company's leading software arhitechts.

  100. How did this start out as a discussion of piracy? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    The first reason for locking down user PCs isn't piracy. It's malware.

    Your organizaiton is at great risk from all sorts of malware. Look at the http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=207001073&subSection=News Hannaford incident, though it isn't precisely on point - their SERVERS were compromised. I wonder if the vector was actually a workstation, though...

    But workstations are the most obvious target, and permitting users to install anything they see around the Net is asking for trouble. It's bad enough that we have to watch over Outlook and make sure it doesn't install with default 'view attachments' or 'execute'... Another reason to lock down the workstation, since if we let the user reinstall Office components on their own, will they get it right? what if they decide to install the latest anti-spyware gizmo cause it's the best'...

    It depends on your level of paranoia, and responsibility. If you work for a firm that needs strict controls, that pretty much settles that. if your firm is littered with competent users, like a Google, well your job is that much easier.

    Until somebody screws up bigtime. Then your job is hell, satisfying your bosses who want this to 'never happen again', and your users who will proclaim themselves 'smarter than that', despite recent evidence to the contrary.

    and all this is in addition to the usual antivirus/malwere filters, firewalls, intrusion detection, auditing, blah blah blah.

    Really, your business needs drive the level of lockdown.

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  101. Just another day by Gription · · Score: 1

    1. User just deleted a "critical" data directory/file.

    2. User just deleted an OS directory and their computer will not run.

    3. User kept everything on his/her local drive and it just caught fire.

    4. User wants an email from 3 years ago that user had deleted from his/her last computer 2 years ago.

    5. The legal department wants all email to/from Mr.X, Mr.Y and Mr.Z.

    6. User keeps getting infected with viruses.

    With centralized control, all of those are simple. Once you start allowing users to choose what to run, how to configure it and so forth, all of those become major issues.

    This first step is some simple instructions to the users beforehand:
    - "Look at your computer and know that it is going to fail. It is just a matter of time. Backup your data like your life depends on it. When it goes 'bonk' you don't want to be left crying in the closet."
    - A corollary the the above: "Put all of the office's data in one location so you only have to do one backup. It will also insure that you don't end up with multiple versions of the same document."
    - "Boring is good. A boring computer is one that just starts up and works every day. A cool, exciting computer has cool, exciting problems. Keep it plain and boring."
    - Related to the above: "There is nothing free on the internet. If you can't figure out how they are making the money to pay the programmer then they are doing something that you don't know about and aren't going to like."
    - "Run the Symantec Corporate Edition (or the new Symantec Endpoint Protection that we are just rolling out) and no other antivirus software. More then one antivirus program will cause problems."
    - "Don't run any resident antispyware program in the background. If you do have a problem try the following: Spybot Search & Destroy, AdAware, SuperAntiSpyware (horrible name...), and TrendMicro's Webscan. Remember that they really are out to get you so stay with business related sites." (We have found that running resident antispyware programs generates more support calls then spyware infections do.)

    Those are the basics of preventative training. Now onto the specific answers.

    (1) "Let's go to your backup... Not backed up? Lets check deleted files... Not there? Too bad. (we don't actually say that) It is lost (Now you should repeat the training mantras from above so they learn something for the future.)"
    (2) "You can send the computer in or I can send out an imaged HD and we will walk you through putting it in. Then we can remote in and transfer your files across to the new drive. What version of word processing do you use because we can preload it before we ship the drive. Do you have the install disks for your software? If it isn't a disk that I have in my library then you will need to go get it."
    (3) I have never had a computer catch fire. (10,000+ and counting) The closest thing were the computers in an office in Chicago that were caught in a highrise fire. The data was all recoverable. But to get to the point: "We will need your backups and I will send you an imaged HD and/or computer. You can send the drive here and I will attempt to recover the data..." Any lost data is dealt with like the previous examples.
    (4) "Sorry it is gone." Suggest that if that is important to them they will need a sophisticated archive rotation scheme. If someone wants this we will write a DOS batchfile to help implement it for them.
    (5) Email retention isn't a problem in a small office until it is mandated. Then we would simply come up with a backup scheme probably using a batchfile running on a schedule.
    (6) The user pretty much learns after the first or second infection. Infections really don't destroy data anymore like they used to. That went away about 3 years ago. We always council people on safe computing and it is exceedingly rare when they don't listen. In the couple of times where they kept doing it we added Spybot or similar to run resi

  102. strive for a balance. by tscheez · · Score: 1

    I pretty much manage my own PC at work. Now we have site licenses for all the Windows and Office installs. I don't track my licensed software on my own, it goes in the DB with all the other information on my computer. Now I did that myself and have complete control over my entry in that database. Fortunately, if I need software, it's purchased for me and a few other co-workers. eg I run F8 as a base install with VMware Workstation to handle testing and windows (XP, Vista). The rest of the department can't really touch the host OS (I'm not nice enough to set my root password to one of our local admin passwords) But SMS is still able to patch the windows VM's and I manage patching the host.

    So, I get my host OS that gives me most tools that i need to be happy and still can say that I have a fully functional and compliant windows installation(s).

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  103. Actually I'd say no by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    back in the MS-DOS and Windows 3.X era there was no good way to prevent users from administering their own PCs. It was a big mess, I know because I worked in IT back then.

    Some users ran FDISK and deleted their hard drive partition, they found it in the C:\DOS directory and started with programs starting with A, and once they ran up to F they ran FDISK.EXE and it asked them 'Warning this will erase all data on your hard drive, do you want to continue? Y/N" and they hit "Y" and Enter and it destroyed everything they worked on.

    We found that a pirated version of Johnny Castaway was installed as the default screen saver and passed around via floppy disks. It had a virus in it which got spread around a lot. Users were supposed to run regular virus scans, but they never did. I am others had to go around, update each antivirus program, and scan the PC to remove all of the viruses on them.

    Somehow departments didn't tell us they wanted MS-Office 4.3 but somehow the users installed a copy of the software on their hard drive despite their department not paying for a copy of it. We had to buy bulk copies of MS-Office to cover the extra copies.

    Some users paid for OS/2 2.0 and others used Windows 3.X and DOS, but somehow the OS/2 users decided to format their hard drive and install MS-DOS 5.0 and Windows 3.1 on them without telling us and violated software licenses by not buying a copy of DOS or Windows on IBM PS/2 machines that came with OS/2 preinstalled. Not only that but by formatting their hard drive they lost data files that OS/2 had on the HPFS file system that they never bothered to back up or copy to our network drives (Novell network back then).

    Others decided to just delete random system files to free up hard drive space. Then complained that they got a lot of file missing or invalid messages.

    At least Windows 9X and NT added in admin and user access to protect users from themselves and allow IT or Super Users to manage the system and software.

    I worked for a law firm that decided to give all partners administrative rights to every system on the network. It wasn't fun to find that partners had loaded our ASP programs into Frontpage and mangled the HTML formatting codes so they wouldn't work. Not only that but they checked out VB source code projects and overwrote them and bypassed the version control and sabotaged our work that forced us to work extra weeks and months to fix. Not only that but in Windows 2000 if a programmer doesn't have admin access some developer tools don't work right or are disabled. So us programmers got set with user access and then couldn't do anything unless we logged on locally without using a domain name to run our developer tools. But then we didn't have access to network drives and servers, etc.

    From my experience giving users admin rights is almost always a disaster that forces IT to work harder to fix the messes that users cause by messing with their systems. Nine times out of ten they install games like Bejewled after getting admin access to their PC.

    Oh yeah most of our servers and workstations got infected when a manager had admin access and opened up the wrong email or visited the wrong web page and then the virus spread via the network to infect everything else because the manager had admin access to all systems on the network. In fact I remember one of our manager's account sending out the Lovebug emails 12 times a day during one such infection.

    Learn from Unix/Linux don't run everything as root, only give the IT people admin or root access.

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  104. How dare you? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    Use the term weasela in a negative manner...

    8')

    j/k

    As for your IT/Programmer rules, I applaud greatly for that stance. Even if you do know more than the IT guys, cut em some slack, they make crap for $ and usually don't have the training needed to do their job. Granted some think they know it all, so what? You know that you could write a tunnel straight to your favorite pron site and they'd never know. Just do it and don't whine. Also, when you befriend an IT person. Suddenly you find your life getting easier. Need a port unblocked for some R&R time? Not gonna happen if you piss em off!

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  105. That's nothing... by penix1 · · Score: 1
    http://ipnewsblog.com/?cat=11&paged=2

    Second story down...

    One hard drive contained some 40 movies for burning to disc and several thousand MP3s. The investigation has found that approximately $88,000 worth of computer equipment had been improperly purchased by the state, much of it ending up in that basement studio. However some equipment is still unaccounted for.


    To the best of my knowledge, nothing so far has come of this except for the resignation of the Capitol Complex Administrator.
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  106. Answer? Only if IT can't do it's job... by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 1

    Just like there are moron users and dangerous users who think they know what they are doing, there are moron IT staff and dangerous IT staff who think they know what they are doing. Then there are the IT people who are in love with bureacracy or operate with a cover-your-ass mindset.

    Bottom line is, if the IT people suck then they should get the hell out of the way. If they don't suck, gladly let them do their job.

  107. The most important fact is missing.. by nikanj · · Score: 1

    Users as in your aunt Tillie who was hired to sit at the front desk or users as in the developers?

    I work as a developer and I couldn't possibly imagine switching to Microsoft One True Platform, Selected By Company Management. I pick my platform, I maintain my platform. I tell you I need a piece of software X, you buy it for me. No "going through the management chain" or any of that bullshit.

    This might sound a bit arrogant, but I won't go to accounting and tell them how we should do the company taxes whereas it's quite common for accounting to do decisions on developer tools. Quite often the answer is "Sorry, that's quite expensive and we won't pay $400 just for the fun of trying out a new tool". Well, guess why there is pirated software on the developers' machines :-)

    For some reasons startups seem to understand this and large companies don't. Might be the developer-auntie ratio.

  108. I think this is a very bad idea by apexsilvervo8 · · Score: 1

    When i came to my current job, most of all of the users were local admins. This caused such a headache for those of us in the department. They could install any application they found on the web, they could install 10 tool bars in the browser and then ask why is it slow. They would install what they thought they needed. Then they started sharing out files and folders, then wondering why it was slowing down there PC, and why such and such could not get connected it was the end of the world. The users are just that, they do not need to be able to change an IP, install things. I am sorry but to help things work, and flow, they need to ask and get approval to install things.

  109. Thin clients / Server-based computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would work well with a thin client / server-based computing. Users buy and manage their own endpoints (laptops, home PCs, etc), and connect to corporate resources via Citrix, Terminal Services, or some other virtualized computing environment. Only input (keys, mouse) and output (screen, video) is exchanged between endpoint and corporate resource. connections can be locked down so that client drives, printing, clipboard mapping, etc, are locked down - or not depending on the security vs. functionality balance chosen by the organization.

    This is already happening in a lot of places. Users provision their own machines, and download the bare minimum in order to connect to corporate resources. some municipalities are even offering kickbacks to companies who allow users to work from home, alleviating the burden on rush hour.

  110. There is not much difference, really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There is not much difference, really... in the end results.

    The Lotto is a big gamble where stupid people pour in a lot of their hard-earned money, only to see it ultimately end up in someone else's hands.

    A 401K plan is a big gamble where stupid people pour in a lot of their hard-earned money, only to see the all the stocks it was invested in dry up and blow away, and all that money ends up in someone else's hands.

  111. We can... for the most part by wigginz · · Score: 1

    We're a relatively small software group in a massive global telecom, but in a remote office (luckily). Our corporate laptops are pretty much owned by IT, they load it, track it, audit it, etc. We also have development desktop boxes we can do whatever we want with, most put Linux on it and are completely self administered. The only real risk of this is that someone would abuse and compromise the network. Luckily we're all "nice" users, but I would imagine all it would take is one rogue user to blow our privileges and we'd be back to working on the corporate controlled hardware and software. The larger the group gets, the higher the probability gets that someone will abuse it.

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  112. Google == Baseline? by pkinetics · · Score: 1

    Cause all companies have employees like Google's, so it must be the right thing to do.

  113. Of course. by Dopamine,+Redacted · · Score: 1

    I bet you can't wait to see how awesome and productive I am when I plug my laptop into the network after my sales trip last week. Lots of public IP's in lots of hotels for me. (Public IP costs more, so it must be better.)

    In fact, as a sales guy with no concept of security, I'm far more productive with cold-contacts when I'm my own sysadmin.

    Just yesterday, I offered most of North America half of prince Kazblekistani's inheritance. I plan on offering the same to Europe this afternoon.

    </Sarcasm>

  114. these have nothing to do w/ the users machine by EdelFactor19 · · Score: 1

    wow worst insightful post ive seen in my whole life... should have been off topic or didnt read the memo....

    Not really, unless you have a company full of morons.

    1. I don't see how this has anything to do with a users workstation. if there is a critical data directory or file it should be on a critical company server and it should be backed up. No one said you had to let the users run free on the COMPANY machines; just their own. Remedy: fire yourself for being stupid and not using privelages on your file servers

    2. if user is that unintelligent maybe you should delete them? If you give them these privelages they have to manage their own backup practices or deal with reinstall. or rescue. That said if your user manages to delete an "OS" directory you just learned they cant be trusted to stay out of things that arent their business and that they won't ask for help for things they dont understand.. fire them or lock down their machine...

    3. I fail to see how this is affected at all by the topic. whether or not your laptop / local workstation is "MANAGED" by an IT dept is irrelevant. the damn thing is DEAD and gone either way. If your employee is too stupid to do any backup then again, fire them. very simple.

    item 4 and 5: simple it doesnt matter what the user does on their end. Company has an email server and that email server doesnt delete documents. Period. user connects to server with whatever client they want that speaks pop or imap or whatever... but the SERVER dissallows actual deletion. problem solved.

    6. Fire the user; they clearly aren't intelligent enough to be benefitial to you. or remove THAT user's privelages to maintain their computer. better yet just throw linux on his/her machine and laugh at them.

    Centralized control has nothing to do with any of these issues in the context of this topic and thread. You don't need to centrally control a persons machine to achieve any of these things. You need some central presence and central controlled servers. This is very different from central control of EVERY MACHINE and the users machine.

    Whether or not you lock down every single 'user' machine I would expect that you have a company email server, company firewall, and one or more file servers. You can also have policies that state clearly when backup should be performed, what should be backed up, and legal consequences for not doing so (esp if a case like this happens to you)

    but i doubt youll have too many of these problems because many talented developers would never want to work at a company that short sighted.

    As a developer I couldn't get anything done if I couldn't "manage" my own machine. Maybe that approach works great for random clerical people; but i feel like this wasnt aimed at that sector.

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  115. Insightful my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why giving control to people is directly equated with Piracy? You mean people would not really be interested in, er, working? By allowing people to install their own stuff is one thing, and not monitoring everything they install is another. Define a clear guidelines/rules, let them install whatever they want, keep on checking stuff on the computers on periodic basis (remove torrentwares, unlicensed softwares etc). Of all things, why you had to go and choose piracy? Never mind... I see you are +5 insightful.

  116. Well, actually... by Mutatis+Mutandis · · Score: 1

    Actually, trying to teach the IT department to create software can be the biggest challenge. Among the end users there will always be a few people that can write their own software, and as they are usually single-mindedly pursuing their goal without being distracted by mountains of paperwork, they sometimes do very well and often are more than adequate. They may be sloppy in their technical practice, but often not sloppier than nominally qualified programmers (alas), and at least they understand what the software is supposed to do.

    The problems begin when you try to hand off software development and support to an IT department that has 1 programmer, 2 documentation managers, 3 database administrators, 5 testers, 7 security managers, 11 project managers, 13 general managers and 17 generally useless people. The teeth-to-tail ratio of general IT departments trends towards to the truly awful.

    1. Re:Well, actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the IT department always hire employees in primes?

  117. Re:"Let them manage"????? by Big+Smirk · · Score: 1

    What the IT depart fails to realize they are support. Let me clarify S-U-P-P-O-R-T. The IT department can make recommendations and argue for or against a policy but they shouldn't dictate how I do my work. My key tool is my laptop.

    For the less experienced computer users they IT department should offer whatever services including a complete image for the OS etc.

    For those that want to fly it alone, they should establish a minimum policy for security products (say anti-virus - although I cannot remember the last time an anti-virus software actually picked up something - and maybe firewall) but that is about it.

    Right now my company has decided that 15 minutes and the screen saver must come up, no grace period. So as long as my potential customer don't dwell on a presentation page too long, all is good.

    Actually its really not that bad, when the computer F's up, the client is usually understanding, knowing their IT department does equally boneheaded things TO them. We laugh together. What is really cool though is when they push down an update which then pops up ever 10 minutes asking to reboot. Oh yeah, and reboot takes 6-8 minutes because IT has determined my office is too small to warrant a local domain controller.

    Bottom line give your customers options! The secretary might not mind handing over full control. I can't afford to.

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  118. A NeXTStation did it for me. by Brett+Johnson · · Score: 1

    One day 15 years ago, I started a new job. I walked in with a NeXTStation Turbo. The IT guys threw up their hands and said "You're on your own, buddy." I have been my own administrator ever since.

  119. Thin clients by robo_mojo · · Score: 1

    Sure, they can manage their own terminals. But their terminals have no hard disk, no removable storage, no USB and no internet connectivity. No problem.

  120. NOOOoooo by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As someone who has worked for 10 years as a network admin, the answer is NO.

    Yes, there are special cases out there. But they are special cases. By default, the only policy that works is to lock down a machine and grant access as needed. Too many people treat an unrestricted machine like a "rental." They abuse it. They don't take simple precautions because, hey, it's the company's machine. Given a chance, they will treat it as a personal plaything.

    To deny these truths is to deny basic sociology. And as I said, 10 years of first hand experience that is amplified by every competent admin I know.

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    1. Re:NOOOoooo by alien9 · · Score: 1

      Nearly control freak is a good definition for your kind of point of view.

      Sure the assumption that users won't bear the stability of their very own systems may be accurate when considering sales persons and maybe even the admin staff as well.

      I stand upon experience as coder and also support crew leader: Users prone to expose themselves to risk happily stick to tech support directives.

      Sensitive information must be protected properly. Restricted access to workstations' systems simply doesn't apply on it.

      This practices become refined annoyance when you have both constraints on system administration and on support resources.

      Let 'em do their job please. Stop non-issues.

    2. Re:NOOOoooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many people treat an unrestricted machine like a "rental." They abuse it. They don't take simple precautions because, hey, it's the company's machine. Given a chance, they will treat it as a personal plaything. Now, that is an interesting preception of property. Usually a "rental" should be the one witch people do not abuse simply because it is a property of someone else. Unless, of course, "the people" were not taught to respect the property of others in their childhood.

      A while ago BBC Click (I know, I know...) showed how having your personal playtime once in a while during work decreases your stress level without affecting the intensity of a thought process used for -- assumably -- work related activities. The need for "play" should therefore be dealt with somehow.
  121. Re:Did web 2.0 magically make end users not stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea is though, that they become their own tech support. They buy their own hardware/software, do whatever they want with it, and when it's broken? They have to fix it. If an employee turns in no billable hours for several days because his computer is down? It's his fault---it's then up to the management's judgement as to whether that employee is doing his job well enough; fire him if that's the way to go.

    Users will be much less likely to mess things up if they know they can't just blame their lost productivity on "computer problems", and if their job security can be strongly affected by what they do to their machines.

  122. No. by navtal · · Score: 1

    No. You can try it for a while then instead of having one person screwing things up you have allot of people screwing things up. Oh and after you break down into a gibbering mess and reinstitute controls be prepared to have your life threatened for enforcing a complex password policy.

    1. Re:No. by base3 · · Score: 1

      Complex password policies as they're usually implemented, with short change intervals, are moronic. At best, users increment (i.e. $COMPLEX_PASSWORD1, $COMPLEX_PASSWORD2, and so on). At worst, they write them down and stick them under their keyboards. Force strong passwords or short change intervals, but not both. Of course, the security people who aren't power trippers are ass coverers, and have to check the box on the list from the auditor they hired to prove they need more security, and of course more budget . . . but I digress.

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    2. Re:No. by navtal · · Score: 1

      I agree on all points.

  123. Do UPS drivers change their own oil? by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    These are serious questions:

    Do UPS drivers change their own oil?

    Do corporate attorneys and accountants take out their own trash? Do they sweep the cafeteria after lunch?

    Should police officers tune up their own cruisers?

    Should surgeons and doctors clean the bathrooms in a hospital or fix the air conditioning when it breaks?

    All these people are hired to perform their specific jobs with their specific set of skills. Do you think these people would be more or less "productive" by doing jobs that are usually left to others?

    IT is no different. IT should be left to those with the necessary skills. Let the other employees do the jobs they were hired to do.

    -ted

    1. Re:Do UPS drivers change their own oil? by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      Do UPS drivers change their own oil?

      Do UPS drivers need to think about anything when they do their jobs besides matching the address on the box to the one on the building?

      Do corporate attorneys and accountants take out their own trash? Do they sweep the cafeteria after lunch?

      Do programmers ride little bicycles to power their computers? Do they mop the halls?

      Should police officers tune up their own cruisers?

      Should programmers have octacore xeons with blinking lights on top and every little bell and whistle imaginable, like police cars do? Do programmers get a taser? Are they going to have to clean the taser?

      Should surgeons and doctors clean the bathrooms in a hospital or fix the air conditioning when it breaks?

      Should programmers remove dirt from the heating vents and scrub the windows? Should they clean the dustbunnies behind their desks?

      Your questions are as relevant as a shoe in a box of chocolates, or whatever two things don't make any sense together.

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    2. Re:Do UPS drivers change their own oil? by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

      Actually, he makes a *VERY* good point. You don't.

      "Do UPS drivers need to think about anything when they do their jobs besides matching the address on the box to the one on the building?"
                Yes. Shifting gears, avoiding bad drivers, navigating a large truck through a shooting gallery of cell-phone chatting zombie drivers, while trying to find the right address.

      "Do programmers ride little bicycles to power their computers? Do they mop the halls?"
                If they are smart programmers, they would plug their laptops into wall outlets and let the janitors mop the halls.

      "Should programmers have octacore xeons with blinking lights on top and every little bell and whistle imaginable, like police cars do? Do programmers get a taser? Are they going to have to clean the taser?"
                The "little blinking lights" in police cars have very real functions (gun unlock, sirens, different lights, radio/communications info, dispatch info, GPS/navigation. Programmers don't need a taser, unless they work in Compton (they'd be better off with a BAR). And Tasers don't need cleaning.....you just unsnap the old cartridge and snap in the new one. Easy.

      "Should programmers remove dirt from the heating vents and scrub the windows? Should they clean the dustbunnies behind their desks?"
                Only if they have nothing better to do than spend the day watching anime and Japanese tentacle porn. Other than that, they should leave it to the Janitor if its not at their home. If it IS at their home, then yes, they should clean the heating vents and windows.

      "Your questions are as relevant as a shoe in a box of chocolates, or whatever two things don't make any sense together."
                Like what? Your responses to the parent's comments?

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    3. Re:Do UPS drivers change their own oil? by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      Actually, he makes a *VERY* good point. You don't.

      Actually, you don't infer very well. My point is that all of the original questions were designed to detract from the real issue. This is an argument technique that any lawyer will be able to name. I can't name it, of course, because IANAL. However, as a result of my lack of knowledge of such terminology, I use a catchall word: "bullshit".

      If one wants to ask some questions to make a point, he should ask relevant questions. So, in this case, instead of "Do UPS drivers need to vacuum their own seat cushions?", one should ask "Do programmers need to be able to choose and configure their own compilers?" Do you see how the latter is more relevant than the former and addresses the topic (and thus is not "bullshit")?

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    4. Re:Do UPS drivers change their own oil? by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention...

      Shifting gears, avoiding bad drivers, navigating a large truck through a shooting gallery of cell-phone chatting zombie drivers, while trying to find the right address.

      I drive in LA every day and do these things without investing any thought in the process, just like the UPS drivers. So you need another example to make your point.

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  124. great idea by ezwip · · Score: 0

    I think this is a great idea. Even though I mostly delete blank pages sometimes my machine skips a beat. If I could get an mb with dual GeForce 8800 GTX SLI and 2 gigs of ram with a game pad I think my production is likely to increase ten fold, especially with dual flat screens! I can't wait to install my games, errr, kidding I mean teleform.

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  125. Give them a budget. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Given that it's a work computer, it seems pretty unlikely that they'd be downloading tons of pirated games. At least, it seems unlikely they'd get away with it; there's the corporate firewall in the way, and there's the fact that they'd then have to hide the very existence of those games from everyone else.

    So you're basically assuming we're talking about people pirating Photoshop, Office, Visual Studio, etc.

    And frankly, there's a finite number of apps anyone actually needs at their job, or even apps they think they need.

    So give them a stern lecture about piracy, and a large budget to go buy software with. Given that, what users are actually going to be running pirated software?

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  126. In schools, yea right! by Doug52392 · · Score: 1

    Group policies lock EVERYTHING on our high school computers out, to the point where all the GPs themselves fuck everything up more than the users could ever do with admin access...

    So simple things like adding a printer or using Task Manager require a call to the 2 IT people in the ENTIRE DISTRICT to help.

  127. Let them go. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Calculate the cost of IT.

    It's hard, but come up with a number. Amount actually being spent on IT, amount you'll inevitably have to pay in lost productivity (if too locked down) or in chasing viruses (if understaffed), etc. Compare that to the cost of per-user budget and training.

    Now, look at things like: How much more could you pay a reasonably computer-literate person to do various jobs? How much might it cost in training to salvage some of your workforce?

    But honestly, some of the things the "unwashed masses" do... Look, this is your tool. You depend on it -- you rely on it all day, every day. Any other kind of tool, you'd be given training, and you'd be expected to know how it works, and not screw it up in stupid ways.

    Would you hire a truck driver who didn't know how to drive a truck?

    At the very least, give them a test to prove they're savvy enough to do it themselves.

    Oh, and remember, with the power comes the responsibility. If your users are admining their own box, they don't get to come to you when it's crawling and BSODing. If they do, you get to reformat and put them back on the old-fashioned IT lockdown.

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    1. Re:Let them go. by Nimey · · Score: 1

      HA HA HA. You're funny. We appear not to have the resources to properly train people or ensure that they're sufficiently computer-literate for self-administration. It's considered good enough if the luser can wrangle Quickbooks or whatever specific app the department uses; anything else is what we're for.

      And we do a pretty good job. I'm apparently good because I get to spend much of my day keeping up with technical news &c instead of fighting fires, now that I've got the majority of my users on Active Directory & with actual security. Central administration is a godsend, especially for mundane things like filesharing & resetting passwords. They get at most one chance to be a local admin; screw up badly enough and that's it. And they've got defense-in-depth from outside attacks: passive defenses from Spybot S&D and SpywareBlaster, active defenses from Windows Defender & Symantec Antivirus, local & sitewide firewalls, regular updates for some programs, strong encouragement to use Firefox rather than Redmondware.

      Even the gray-area users who have local admin but aren't the most clued-in don't cause me problems anymore. Usually it's hardware problems.

      Laziness *is* a virtue, if you're smart about it.

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    2. Re:Let them go. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      They get at most one chance to be a local admin; screw up badly enough and that's it.

      How about unlimited chances, but limited "free" chances? If they're costing you IT time, take it out of their paycheck. I'm guessing they'll either stop screwing up or give up their local admin access when actual dollars are on the line.

      strong encouragement to use Firefox rather than Redmondware.

      Interesting that you mention this, just after talking about the virtues of Active Directory.

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  128. Ridiculous. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I suppose it depends which large company you're talking about, but there are large companies which function as a conglomeration of smaller ones. In fact, many "large companies" do this in a pretty dysfunctional way -- various managers and departments stake out their territory and do things their own way, and as long as it works, the Large Company doesn't want to interfere.

    Oh, and maybe you missed it, but Google is doing this. Do they not count as "sufficiently large"?

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  129. why?! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    There are only a few situations where I can conceive this actually being needed, and those situations involve tech-savvy "IT professionals", or niche (very niche) creative folks.

    In 9 out of 10 (or more) situations, what is on the desktop should be decided by whoever is ultimately responsible. Set a slim baseline, and work from there. Sure, there can be wiggle room, but there really shouldn't be a need when you've got Windows systems running on an AD domain (or some of the other nicer management tools out there). You can very finely tune what can be done, per user and/or machine, and grant "special" privilege when it is actually needed.

    From what I've seen, the vast majority of people who bitch about not having control of their workstation are bitching because they've already got more "control" than they can manage, and they've gone and botched it up by installing screensavers and malware without realizing it.

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  130. No fracking way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, are we talking about computers used by non-IT employees, or all departments? Maybe it's my youth showing through, but as an IT employee, there's no way in hell I will ever work for a company who polices the software I run on my machine. I would not last a week in such a restrictive environment without wanting to bomb the place. I don't run pirated software, but I do sure as hell run enough software that does not deserve having to go through some sort of approval phase.

    My work computer, my control of the machine. My biggest beef with corporations is the "one set of rules for everyone", which restricts people who know what they're doing all to hell, to the point where work efficiency is down 50000% because they can't do things their way).

    Now, if you're talking about idiots who download spyware IE toolbars, screensavers, who open every exe file that crosses their path, etc., then sure, police these people. Kick them to the curb and hire someone else if you have to. But for the love of Pete, please don't just lump everybody into one group labelled "corporate employees", and expect Mr.Knows-what-he's-doing to be treated like a child because other employees are ignorant or just plain stupid.

  131. Re:Did web 2.0 magically make end users not stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 hour of lost productivity for 1 year is much worse than 5 full days of no work because of no computer.

  132. Most corporate users should not even HAVE PCs by cjonslashdot · · Score: 1

    While driving Warwick Ford (CTO of Verisign) to the airport a few years ago, I asked him what he thought was the greatest challenge with respect to security, and he said he thought it was the insecurity of operating systems. I agree with him. Further, OSs are way too complex to administer for the average user, and if you (unknowingly) administer it improperly, it is insecure. Therefore, it is almost academic that average users cannot be trusted to maintain secure OSs. Ergo, if an organization values security, average users should not administer their OS. I would go even further, that the average user should not even have an OS at their disposal, given that so many exploits are the result of inappropriate usage of applications (such as browsers). I am not advocating going back to the days of VT 100s, but it is a sad fact that today's situation, with non tech-savvy people using general purpose insecure OSs and applications, that organizations are constantly at great risk, and it is a game of Russian roulette: something really bad and embarrassing for the organization will happen if the organization is merely a little bit unlucky. That is not a good place for an organization to be. (There is some kind of big corporate security disaster story in the news almost every week.) Desktop systems should be completely locked down in terms of what can be installed, and what the configuration is; and it is better if users who don't really need a desktop OS have instead a thin client so that they cannot run anything outside of the sandbox imposed by the server.

    If OSs and application security ever improve, I will change my mind.

    It is also ironic that the industry realizes that people won't pay for the security that is needed, or tolerate its inconvenience, yet the insecurity of today's systems is responsible for huge indirect costs to all of us.

    1. Re:Most corporate users should not even HAVE PCs by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty certain that the idea of allowing users to administer their own PCs involves hardening the network to detect and withstand a badly administered PC. The idea of switching to thin clients or PCs locked down by IT is very problematic in its own right--thin clients are only fully useful to clerks and monkeys who will probably be replaced by process automation anyway, and locked down PCs are subject to a thousand exceptions on a case by case basis, which carries massive scaling problems as the company grows.

      In the end, the defense-in-depth of building a network that can handle insecure PCs is probably most economical as well as most secure.

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    2. Re:Most corporate users should not even HAVE PCs by cjonslashdot · · Score: 1

      Yes Mr. Johnson, you are right. And therein lies the dilemma: industry has not provided the computers that we need that can be used safely by average users. So what do we do?

      Regrettably, it is really a matter of the lesser of two evils: (1) allow users to use unsafe systems; or (2) give users systems with limited capability.

      I am not saying that ALL users should have thin client systems. But most should. I do not agree that thin client jobs will be replaced by automation. Most jobs do not require a PC, with local storage and locally installed applications. Even for knowledge workers, most large organizations today DO lock down PCs, disallowing people to install apps; but this is only partially effective because the OSs are not fully secure, nor are browsers, which can sometimes install things that they should not be able to install, by taking advantage of system flaws and application flaws.

      Also, hardening the network does precious little to safeguard desktops. Basically, if a system allows in content from the outside, it is vulnerable, and the network is pretty helpless to do anything about it. Content scanning is only effective for yesterday's malware.

      A third solution that has not been mentioned is to just say NO to the mainstream OSs and use a secure OS. E.g., many Linux distros (e.g. RedHat) have SE Linus built in, but to use it for real you have to enable it. But even SE Linux is missing many security features related to "need to know" concepts and compartmentalization. In the end, security breaches will occur, and the best protection of all is to segregate data so that no person has access to any significant portion of any type of data that the organization has. Given the extremely poor state of security with today's systems, this is the best strategy.

  133. My life, since about 1995 by JaySSSS · · Score: 1

    I've been doing exactly this since around 1995. I started with a small company in 1994, and they gave me a Gateway laptop. After about 10 reloads of the OS, due to numerous driver problems and config nightmares, I went out and bought a Mac, and gave back the Gateway. I've provided my own Macs ever since, with every company I've worked with/for. When I joined Sun in 2003, they gave me a Toshiba, and it got booted maybe 1-2 times a month for apps that just HAD to have Windows, and even less often now that I have an Intel Mac that can run Windows virtualized. I support myself from an IT standpoint, and my productivity is much higher.

  134. Re:Did web 2.0 magically make end users not stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking there could be an acceptable middle ground here. Give the non-technical users standard hardware, standard software install, no authority to mess with the workstation they get. Give the more knowledgeable users fairly standard hardware and let them choose and maintain the software within certain reasonable guidelines. If they break the software, they get a certain amount of time to try to fix it, and if they can't get it up and running they get their machine re-imaged with the standard set of software so they can get back to work. If they end up putting the same software as before on and it breaks again and they can't fix it, re-image with standard software and suggest that they re-evaluate their choice of software. If they still stick with it and it breaks again, they get demoted to non-technical status and can no longer mess with their computer's setup.

    Of course, I can see this sort of thing causing problems where people (especially those who think they know it all but just fuck everything up) complain about how Steve over there gets to maintain his own computer but they don't, but to a certain extent this might be covered by the "screw it up too much and you lose your privileges" system.

  135. Middle of the road by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    I think it should be a mix of allowing more experienced users more control and others less. I work on a corporate help desk for a large company w/many many many PCs. I find that the robot management of PCs sometimes causes more problems than it fixes. PCs slow down because their overloaded with corporate monitoring software, lack of regular maintenance that experienced users could do if they had access.

    I've seen many systems take 15 minutes or longer to boot. I've had to remote into PCs to delete user profiles for people who haven't touched the machine in years. One time I delete several hundred profiles off one PC.

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  136. Sometimes it would be nice by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    I'm not an IT worker, but I must say sometimes it would be nice to be able to install a program or two to make my work-life easier. I do a lot of writing and research at work, so for instance, a nicer clipboard app than the one built into Windows would be nice. A word processor other than Word would also be nice - there are tons of formatting bugs, which alone drive me nuts. I don't format anything until everything is done but readjusting everything so it "fits" properly on a 20-page document is a PITA I don't need.

  137. The bigger you are by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
    the more of a nightmare this becomes. We ran this way for years since we had basically a 2 man support staff and well over 2000 users (public school.) Getting a handle on it now has become a full time job of both IT work, and tact in telling people who for years pirated programs and did what they want to the machines "you cant do that anymore."

    Maybe a small 5-10 person office it would work, but past 100, you better have those machines locked up tight and strict policies in place to avoid Mr. Office Know it All from installing a pirated copy of Office loaded with a virus.

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  138. Help Costs? by Ashcrow · · Score: 1

    As long as they don't call the help desk when they have issues I'm all for them doing their own upkeep. One of that hardest things for help desk's (or anyone really) to do is support systems that have any number of possible combinations.

    I personally don't run the supported install at work, but I also don't expect help desk's help if I end up doing something stupid.

  139. protecting our users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We hire the finest of the finest of IT staff and all them are Novell certified and have extensive training. The management policy is to only buy equipment from IBM. The company runs all software on the mainframe. The workstation screen theme is battleship grey. Keystrokes are monitored by HR. Numerous biometrics are used. Searches are done by security for electronic devices coming or going from the office. Everyone is happy because they are safe.

    1. Re:protecting our users by base3 · · Score: 1

      I wish I still had mod points for you! This crap is the next generation of the glass house priesthood trying to put the PC genie back into the bottle to restore their power.

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  140. No no no no no by starfishsystems · · Score: 1
    What part of no don't these people understand?

    It's really not a hard concept. You don't, for example, expect people in the aircraft industry to just make up their own processes for maintaining an airframe the way they like it, or supplying their own tools and spare parts for the purpose. You don't see employees at an oil refinery or a nuclear reactor just sort of reinstall their own process control systems when they come on shift. You don't see hospitals encouraging surgeons to autoclave their instruments however they like.

    Why is that, do you suppose? Employers could download the responsibility onto individual employees. But they don't. I don't claim to have the definitive answer, but I might observe that, in most industries, doing things randomly is risky. Specifically, it's risky for the employer. So, rather than suffering an exodus of customers, or massive litigation, or the inconvenience of part of the neighborhood just blowing up, employers generally define the processes and supply the infrastructure necessary. It's generally a more effective way of causing predictable outcomes than just letting people randomly do stuff.

    I don't know where the perception arose that it might be a good idea to make a special exception just for computing infrastructure. Just give everybody root? It probably came from the same software vendor who used to assure us that because its customers don't consider security important, security itself must not be important. Except that it always was important, and now it's time to wake up.

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  141. Sigh.... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

    Why does this thinking apply so frequently to the IT staff? People seldom second guess the accounting department during tax season. After all, they're professionals. No one bitches that they could do a better job cleaning the toilets than the janitorial staff. But when your XP machine (That you *HAD* to have local admin on) grinds to a halt, all of us sudden you get permission to go on a tirade because your sister's daughter's boyfriend "knows all about computers" and told you it was the IT department's fault?

    The right answer is, as has already been said, "it depends." In the environments that I manage, you'll get power user status on a desktop over my cold dead body. Yeah, I've had to hunt down permissions issues to make programs work (instead of giving out local admin, which would have fixed the problem, but lead to many more), that's life in a restricted environment. In the places where I've worked where admin access on windows machines has been tossed out with no regard to security or stability, the end users have *always* ended up making more work for the IT staff. Always. Cast it in stone. There may be a few users who could genuinely use full control of everything they do, but those people are few and far between.

    We focus on the times that a local user could have managed their system better. You *can't* hear about the number of times the IT department did a better job that the local user. Bob from accounting doesn't know that thanks to the WSUS server, his laptop wasn't vulnerable to the Sasser worm that was blasting away on his laptop for two hours while he 'worked' at the local starbucks. The collections department doesn't know that thanks to the IT department they *didn't* lose a weeks worth of data when a drive failed on a properly backed up server that resides in a well designed datacenter. What they all do know is that the IT department are assholes because they don't let us get out to facebook and play scrabulous.

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  142. Only let users manage if IT is clueless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your organisation is large enough to know what it's SOE is, then IT's job is to understand which users need non-SOE assets and how to best risk manage them. I have, with IT's assistance set up "black" networks of massively non-SOE equipment. Because I _needed_ x64 with 6G of RAM running CAE software that was too beta to be anywhere near the "approved software" list.

    Likewise, most of my technical staff ran additions to or variations of the SOE. (eg. adding Perl and Cygwin, MathCAD, Mathmatica, browers other-than-IE)

    Given that the IT dept. was sane (rare, I know) we had a continuous process of risk analysis and qualification which allowed us to slowly move our non-SOE software and hardware from the "fired if connect it to the network" through "other side of that firewall, no services except mail & one drive" to "approved option" status. As with anything, it's a case of work with the human closest to you, make sure she/he looks good in front of her/his boss. And say "thank you" in good measure.

    And most users are clueless as to the pain of supporting them - particularily with the amount of malware/EULAgrief out there.

    The best soln to any real IT issue is to have the CEO operate from your office for a while.

  143. Depends on the workplace by reason · · Score: 1

    I work in in academic environment where it's pretty much essential that many users have admin privileges. We do a lot of high-end scientific computing, so hardware and software requirements vary a great deal from one user to the next. Still, most of the hardware procurement is done through the IT department, and they do a good job. Software, on the other hand, would be a nightmare if it were done that way. The IT staff manage the security software and policies centrally, but individuals needs to be able to install whatever software we need, including many programs that we write ourselves in a variety of languages for our own needs as the need arises.

    For day-to-day IT problems in this environment, it also smooths things along a great deal that we all have admin access. face it, the IT helpdesk is a bunch of newly minted, underpaid graduates. Many of the rest of us have been programming for decades, and while that doesn't make us IT or security experts, it does mean that we've picked up at least as many of the basics as the helpdesk staff have.

  144. Low Lockdown by Timbotronic · · Score: 1

    I did some contracting for a large but surprisingly enlightened government department who had a policy I thought worked really well.

    By default, all the PCs were locked down and they were all supported by IT. You could apply to have more control over your PC if you needed it (and as a developer I did), but you and your supervisor first had to sign an agreement taking responsibility for your actions.

    That responsibility included not uninstalling things like antivirus and remote management tools, agreeing not to install unlicensed software, always using backed up networked drives for important files and basically fixing anything you broke. If you stuffed your machine up, your area was charged by IT for the machine to be reimaged and it would probably be locked down again. If you installed unlicensed software or through negligence did something like introducing a virus you faced disciplinary procedures.

    The policy worked great. Most users weren't interested and stayed locked down. Competant users were happy to take responsibility in return for more control and those that thought they were competant but actually weren't were usually stopped by their supervisor before they got "low lockdown" privileges.

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  145. as usually, slashdot submitter misinterprets poorl by thoglette · · Score: 1

    The article is not about "letting users run anything they like, anyway they like". It's actually about IT departments discovering that
    a) one size does not fit all and
    b) the end user might actually be able to do some of our work for us.

    Unfortunately, this IS news to a large number of IT czars around the world, who spend too much time at lunch with large vendors' salesfolk.

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  146. my last job... by jonwil · · Score: 1

    At my last job, the hardware was company supplied. I had Local Admin rights and was able to install software (and connect the prototype mobile phones I needed to connect as part of my job). Security updates and virus stuff was all done by IT. There was a list of software that was banned (p2p, spyware, stuff like google desktop and GoToMyPC that was a security risk etc) and rules about not installing stuff that you didnt have a license to. Installing stuff like Firefox was allowed.

  147. Works for me in a small hi-tech shop. by Simulant · · Score: 1

    400 employees at peak.

    It really depends on the shop though. I don't suppose my policy would go over too well at a bank.
    As for problems that arise because of this, well... I get paid to solve them and not bitch about it.

    I don't see too many technical issues that I can pin on non-standard software. Liability for piracy is a bigger concern, but my users are generally pretty good about that. Being able to purchase what they need to do their jobs without too much of a hassle helps. Having all your engineers run linux helps too as most of what they'll install is open source.

  148. Asking this question on /. is like... by chopper749 · · Score: 1

    asking a bus driver if passengers should be allowed to drive there own cars. What would you expect as an answer?

  149. Apple does this by plsuh · · Score: 1

    Every single user at Apple is responsible for his or her own basic support, with admin privileges. Not just the developers, not just the hardcore techies, but also the secretaries, salespeople, attorneys, etc. And guess what? It all just works, across a wide variety of hardware and OS upgrades. There are maybe a dozen or so internal help desk people answering the phones. They spend most of their time handling what would be Tier 2 or tougher problems in most environments. (Then again, they must have some of the toughest jobs in the business. Half the time they're taking calls from ordinary folks, the other half they're taking calls from the engineers who wrote the OS or designed the hardware.)

    --Paul

  150. Totally floored by acessin · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if the rating system is messed up and I'm just seeing the ridiculous comments or what, BUT for networks with more than 50 PCs this idea of letting users manage their own desktops is at best counter productive. 1. Users install things they dont need. 2. Users install things that are damaging to themselves and to their computer. 3. Users rarely have the adequate insight to the overall picture. IE why would streaming my favorite TV or radio station affect anyone else on the network? 4. Users do not have the adequate knowledge most times to make intelligent decisions. Example, I have a user who cloned his own workstation and renamed it. Not knowing that the SSID wouldnt be different between the two and piss WUS off to high heaven. 5. Users are not IT professionals. I dont hire the mechanic to come install my programs and the mechanic doesnt hire me to rebuild transmissions. And as far as hardware goes, I think I need an XPS system with 4 32" plasmas. I could use them ... will I get it no, because I live in a world where I have to beg borrow and steal to get a server for new requirements I have to meet let alone let users decide what hardware they THINK they need. Not to mention approvals for device drivers, long term support. I'm just really floored guys and girls, is this a tech web site or just old guys who think they know IT. Jason

  151. We do this where I work by arodland · · Score: 1

    "IT" proper is one manager, one admin, and a handful of developers. We're given some hardware (decent) and told "set up a system. You need to be able to do X, Y, and Z" (say, Subversion, Java development, and Jabber). There's a pile of vendor Windows CDs, a pile of Linux CDs, or you get someone to burn something for you, and you go to it. Problems are few, complaints are pretty much nil, and the only big problem is when someone manages to completely hose their own machine -- at which point they're expected to fix it themselves or reinstall real quick so they can get working again :)

    But yeah, the reason it works is because
    1) We all have clue, and
    2) We're not big -- in the sense that the people in charge of creating "IT policy", the people in charge of implementing it, and the people who have to live with it, are all within earshot of each other.

    1. Re:We do this where I work by arodland · · Score: 1

      Oh, and re: piracy, since I see that came up elsewhere in the thread -- I already covered Windows -- the machines come with licenses, there's an OEM disc, and a sticker. You can probably figure out who. Nearly everything else we run, in and out of IT, is free. For the exceptions, we have legit boxes in the filing cabinet for everything. There are copies of Office available on request but the non-IT users (who don't admin their own machines) are encouraged to use OOo unless necessary. For a few other dev things from vendors that need licensing, there's a box that doesn't belong to any one dev that can be rdesktopped into, and the software lives there. :)

  152. Wer're a Mac shop by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

    And for the past decade or two everything has been fine. There are a couple users who use some of the extras, but most are on work and maybe browse.

    Nice thing about the Macs are that a lot of the "crap" on-line just isn't compatible so they ignore it.

    My worst problem is iPhoto, which looks slick but is a nightmare behind the scenes making lots of archival copies of images (fills up hard drives real quick) - just waiting for Picasa for the Mac to arrive...

    Though my plan is one day, in a few years) to do thin clients with LTSP, most of what we do is data, web surf, word process and some light DTP, all could work under Linux. My office DB I'm writing on LAMP and the admin department is getting an accounting system that is also web-based so many of the hurdles are going away. We don't have any investment in Exchange, etc. Compatibility is our only issue, and for our office we have one Windows Laptop setup for accessing/opening those platform specific reports/documents. (though it doubles as a Linux PC for faster Scribus than what the Macs can do).

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  153. Trusted Computing? Yes or No by Cope57 · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a video I seen a while back...
    Trusted Computing? Yes or No

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  154. sociology by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    To deny these truths is to deny basic sociology. And as I said, 10 years of first hand experience that is amplified by every competent admin I know.

    I supposed it depends on the society then. I used to do support at a medical center with about 2200 Macs (pre-OSX). The users were pretty much self-sufficient and there were 4 support folks to help the ones that got stuck, or to deal with hardware problems.

    There were a *few* problem users, but they were warned by management and usually stopped, and regardless it would have been much more expensive to have a dozen more support staff to lock everything down.

    This happy situation changed once Windows worked its way into the picture, so I think it's as much a system fragility problem as anything.

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  155. Re:Did web 2.0 magically make end users not stupid by vonFinkelstien · · Score: 1

    I won't work at any school that doesn't let me install LaTeX and Scribus on my computer. I refuse to use Word (its quirks and limitations drove me batty years ago). I'm an excellent teacher, so I you want me to work for you, you have to let me install my own FOSS.

  156. The question is stupid. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but the question is stupid. Of any group, Slashdot readers should know that "On A Computer" does not make something totally unique. If your going to totally lock down their computer because they might have illegal stuff there, you should also be locking all of the drawers in their desks. After all, they could have something illegal hidden in there too. I can understand it in a high risk environment, just as I can understand not letting employees bring purses and briefcases into the vault at a bank, but this whole "But it's on a computer!" line of reasoning is plain silly.

    It gets even more ridiculous when you start talking about businesses that lock down speakers so that people cannot listen to MP3s or CDs because "work shouldn't be fun", or "they might be pirated". Yet, again they don't ban people from putting the CD wallet with 20 burned disks into their desk drawer.

  157. huh you absolutely make no sense by CHRONOSS2008 · · Score: 1

    why even say what you did as the world will never be perfect and the truism her eis I BUY IT ITS MINE, if im stupid and uneducated i get what i deserve. NO RESTRICTIONS that only forces me when i need to do somehting on my own to hack my own stuff. once again its facist control that we need to stop. no more control thank you NO FREAKIN MORE form traffic shaping to telling me where to shit whats next who i have to breed with. OH wait ill be forced to donate sperm and no sex be allowed. why not just turn off the net force everyone to buy a digital box with a PVR and you can only have that much and pay 5 times what you old net cost was , give em a chat you control and a small lil keyboard and have it auto censor and only allow so much talking ( talk shaping anyone ) we cant have you yaping too much

  158. This won't work in a real office. by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    This can and does work. In the technical support department.

    You see, if you expect your users to support themselves, they need to have enough knowledge of their machines to do so. Unfortunately, about 90% of the entire workforce does not possess this knowledge.

    So unless you're an ISP, and technical support is 90% of what you do, this won't work.

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  159. non issue or... very serious one by alien9 · · Score: 1

    given usual savvyness that is expected from professional IT crew, attempts to convince users to dismiss root access to the station are granted suspect of compliance with surveillance tactics by employer.

    Of course the assumption doesn't apply to tech-support addicts. Where is my antivirus and so.

  160. RTFA by jeremiahbell · · Score: 1

    Read The F*#k!ng article. Google deploys Google Apps, the biggest advice is to get everything possible off of the end-point machines and onto the servers that way you don't have to worry about the above. Also there is tools to insure security suites are installed, etc.

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    "Where have all the good people gone?" - Jack Johnson
    1. Re:RTFA by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Google deploys Google Apps, the biggest advice is to get everything possible off of the end-point machines and onto the servers that way you don't have to worry about the above.

      But make sure those servers are your own servers, not those of an external application vendor. Because, can you really trust that vendor to keep your data safe?
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  161. Very common in Mac shops by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

    In most Macintosh-based companies I've worked at, users have had full responsibility for their own machines. In fact, one tech said to me on my first day: "Here's your new machine. It's a Power Mac G3. Here's the login info you need. You can install and configure it the way you want. Just let me know if you need any help." Obviously, that is not the norm, but it tells you something about the trust Mac users put in their stuff, and how good it is to work at Mac-based businesses, because you are encouraged to learn everything about your tools.

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  162. IT noobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You insensitive fool! The politically correct term is "the learning disabled", not "users"!

  163. Let them manage it, but also be responsible for it by keean · · Score: 1

    What about Semco? They have no IT department (at least not at the time the last book was written). Let users take responsibility for their own machine... If they can't use it then they have to use pen and paper. If one employee is more productive because he keeps his computer up and running, he is the employee I want. If you crash your PC, and as a result lose a big contract, that is your own fault. So Let users manage their own PCs but you also have to remove the safety net of an IT department.

  164. Great idea ... for YOU by water-and-sewer · · Score: 1

    I strongly support this initiative. For YOUR company. Have fun with it.

    In the mean time, we'll be over here, competing with you. Users have no shown themselves to be overly savvy about IT equipment, policies, and configurations in general. So while all hell breaks loose over in your company, we'll be over here doing it the old fashioned way, with professional technical support making informed decisions. Let me know how it works out for you.

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    If this were Usenet, I'd killfile the lot of you.
    1. Re:Great idea ... for YOU by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You keep throwing money down the user hand holding well, we'll be competing with you with competent, trained users who are confident with computers.

      Our company has decided the competent users is critical the the organizations future. Now everyone can talk at a pretty good level regarding PC issue, and we ahve over 1000 people of varying experience levels and ages.

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  165. PC Self Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's why I run Linux on my laptop - none of the IT folks in my company will touch it!

  166. one area I am not libertarian... by moracity · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has ever worked in IT knows this is a terrible idea. Most (99.9) of users cannot manage their own PCs.

    Several things have already been mentioned, but software piracy is number one.

    Turning off anti-virus is another problem.

    Installing crap that breaks apps needed for their job is another.

    A PC issued to you by your employer is not yours. The less control IT has over the PC, the more work it is. Ultimately, IT will be held responsible, even if the user screws it up. We all know this.

    Honestly, this is a a ridiculous article to even have on Slashdot.

    If I had my way, we'd have everyone on Macs.

  167. I have done this in a business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was the most capable computer user in an audio video manufacturing company and made my own selections for equipment and maintained it for 7 years. I also helped with other computer problems in house on a case by case incident basis. I was not the IT guy but I was the one who knew the most about computers. My own computer was set up as a dual boot with Windows and SuSE Linux and I used the separate Linux drive to back up files for the Windows side. It saved data for me twice when the Windows side was cratered by malware or other problems. I also owned the software I put on the computer so I was my own license holder for the software.

  168. Know your people ! by CTRL-Frank · · Score: 1

    We've been working in a 100% policy free environment for a long
    while, being a small team of peaceful geeks. Everyone got to pick his
    or her machine, OS, software... Eventually, we had to agree on
    moderating our network use (in bandwidth we thrust...) but that's
    pretty much it... A "policy" was something we agreed on orraly,
    and the privilege to go against it was aquired by saying "mind if I ?"

            All was cool until that day, when we started growing and hiring...
    Here lies the bomb : Low-life and untalented geeks !!! We ended up
    with people intruding our computers, creating backdoors on our
    servers, opening ports to download porn...

    Here's my advice :
    If:
            1- You know your people
            2- They're competent (YOU think that they are... as opposed to
                    THEY think they are...)
            3- You are ready to spend time to train them and they are willing
                    to help each other (sometimes, this can be way less than
                    administrating the whole thing)
            4- You can foresee some benefits for any of those reasons:
                    4.1- Having different approaches on things
                    4.2- Not having your whole intelligence system to rely on
                            one person, one system or Micros~1
                    4.3- Allowing your team to experiment, discover and develop
                            new competences (that, by the way, you might not have)

            If your team (or parts of it...) satisfies this, go on and you'll
    probably see that the time you have to spend on administration is
    going to decrease quickly as your team gets autonomous... If you
    answered no to 1, 2 or 3, forget it... Get them a cute little account
    with zero privileges and ponies on the desktop... If you answered no
    to all 4s, we're obviously in different spheres...

    Have a good one

  169. My job is difficult enough as it is... by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

    ...with users who don't know what the hell they're doing in the first place. There's no way I'd want this. Most of our users would screw everything up in no time. The other half would have Limewire and a bunch of other crap installed to mess the computer up.

    We'll keep things as-is, thanks.

  170. Two words: by BVis · · Score: 1

    HELL NO!

    Most retard end users can barely turn the fucker on, let alone understand software licensing or hardware installs. The only time this is a good idea is if your IT department has a surplus of man-hours and doesn't want people to lose their jobs.

    What needs to be mentioned here is that that isn't your computer, it belongs to the company. If there is a problem with, say, child porn, and the powers that be find out your company didn't do anything to prevent such content from being distributed on a company-owned computer, then your company is on the hook the same as your employee.

    THIS IS A BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD IDEA. Support costs/demand will skyrocket if they CAN still get help from IT, but if they can't, well, the computers in your company will be completely unusable within a month. This is far too expensive an idea for it to be viable.

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    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  171. A Manager Speaks by skinnyg · · Score: 1

    The Job of a WELL STAFFED IT shop is to regulate the COMPANIES assets.. The user should have NO say so in how this job is done. People always think that they need more computer then what is actually needed. Me being an IT manager I do not and will not let user Manage assets or the PC that they use. It was tried prior and all you get are tons of software (unneeded software) and problems that could have been prevented by locking down the systems etc.

  172. *THUD* by Hasai · · Score: 1

    BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

    You're kidding, right? This is a late April Fools joke, right? I spend half my working hours cleaning up luser screw-ups, and you want me to let them ADMINISTER?

    The malware writers must be drooling.

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    Regards;

    Hasai

    1. Re:*THUD* by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Nice attitude, your customers must love you~

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  173. Not really, no by Yogs · · Score: 1

    Hardware, maybe, for laptops... different people have different speed/battery life/size needs. Desktops, you reduce that list to speed (fancy graphics, or extreme storage only rarely pops up as a need), so I think you can just have a list of a couple standard models you update every few months.

    Software? Configuration? Are you kidding me? 99% of users should have their boxes locked down tight.

    Obviously, special allowances need to be made for programmers, testers, and the IT staff themselves, but even there, I wouldn't underestimate the benefits of standardization; I just think practically it's going to be more limited in scope, it has to be mostly self imposed or you'll have a revolt on your hands.

  174. My recommended strategy for SMEs by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

    1. We trust users until they give us a reason not to. But we also arrange things so individual users or machines are unable to do significant damage to others or to the network.

    2. We can't afford to support a separate custom configuration for each employee, yet we realize no two will have exactly the same needs. We accommodate this dilemma by installing critical apps, even if used by only a small number of people, on company-maintained servers rather than users' desktops/laptops. Access is via Remote Desktop, Citrix, VNC, X, or a Web browser. Local machines have as little software as possible - preferably none except what is necessary to access the servers. This makes desktops more or less interchangeable, and also greatly reduces dependence upon Microsoft.

    3. We have a strong bias toward Open Source and open standards/protocols, unless there is a solid and sustainable business case for doing otherwise (which is very seldom, except for industry-specific niche products). Thus, most users have OpenOffice, Firefox, Eclipse, etc.; if they have a business need for MS tools, these exist, but usually not on local desktops; they get to them via remote access of some type. Laptops users may get their own copies if there's a real need, e.g., if they must frequently work disconnected from the Internet and therefore the VPN.

    4. Network traffic is not routinely monitored, but it is logged. Should spam, viruses, trojans, etc., or just plain old excessive use of Internet resources, become an issue, we can look at the logs to get a good idea of what's going on.

    5. We try to filter Web traffic intelligently. Sites known to be malicious are blocked as are those very unlikely to have any business-related purpose (e.g., goatse...). Most others are allowed until they give us a reason not to be. We do not for example filter blogs, or Slashdot; these can be useful and work-related tools especially for developers. But if an employee is found to be abusing them, to the detriment of his or her job and/or our company's resources or reputation, then of course we will discuss it. Since our setup is very flexible, so are our options for dealing with the problem. We can adjust filtering rules on a per-employee basis; we can throttle traffic by employee or by port; we can of course punish the employee but we'd really rather not have to do that unless they've seriously and willfully breached our trust.

    6. In this environment, we don't really have to know or care what is on users' desktops or laptops - but we also don't have to support it. We can remove admin rights if necessary without seriously compromising their ability to work.

    7. One potential weakness: we presently do not have automatic monitoring of license compliance; we could potentially be held liable if a user installed something on a work machine without being properly licensed. Several of the above strategies help mitigate this risk, but they do not eliminate it completely. Naturally we are looking at ways to do so. We're pretty sure it can be done without draconian changes to existing policy, which really does seem to work well for everyone.

    1. Re:My recommended strategy for SMEs by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      We used to take the "trust users until they prove otherwise" approach. We found that eventually, most people got heaped into the second category, and most importantly, that they became completely inflamed, obnoxious, pissy, juvenile, and whiny when we would tell them that they were losing their priveliges. They'd go to their supervisor and whine. They'd try and invent reasons why they needed them, and just generally make our lives difficult.

      So, we just stopped giving out priveliges from the start, then everyone was fine.

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  175. It would only work for IT companies themselves. by Rexdude · · Score: 1

    TFA cites Google as allowing employees to configure their systems on their own. IBM does the same- there are preconfigured OS images (WinXP, Red Hat, Ubuntu) with everything configured. In addition- employees have to adhere to internal IT guidelines. Everyone has root/administrator access, but are warned not to install unauthorized software. There is also an audit tool that scans your system for adherence to rules (password strength, no shared folders allowed on Windows, and no P2P software). OS and other patches and fixes are delivered by an in-house system that replaces Windows Update. It also depends on the kind of users at your company. Software geeks are usually informed enough to look after their computers; you would not want to trust the average clueless noob with administering his/her own workstation(these would predominate in a company whose core business was not software related)

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  176. One word...Weatherbug. by pyrr · · Score: 1

    I've pulled that and other crapplets & spyware off of enough of my users' machines, stupid little programs that they've installed tend to cause enough performance problems in their workstations that they become my problem. That makes me want to tighten at least those users' permissions so they can't keep wasting my time with junk like that.

    1. Re:One word...Weatherbug. by amrust · · Score: 1

      She knows better now, but it wasn't long ago that I had to lock my wife's computer down, so she couldn't install this evil thing.

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  177. Are you kidding? by LGM95223 · · Score: 1

    I've worked mostly in small shops, (10-35 users), and there have never been more than 2 or 3 that could be reasonably expected to maintain their own PCs. Most of those who could would not. They see such 'drudgery' as beneath their status. After all, what do we have an IT guy for?

  178. Yes! This is long overdue by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a former IT consultant who was paid beaucoup bucks by the baby boomers to periodically remove AOL installs and restore screensavers, I say this is a natural development and long overdue.

    It is time to acknowledge that the newer generations entering the workforce grew up with computers all their lives, and dang it, they had plenty of time to learn how to use them properly.

    So, managing your own desktop is entirely logical and reasonable for younger workers (under 40). Older workers probably still need help, but they've become accustomed to IT restrictions, so they can continue until they retire or are phased out.

    It's a healthy attitude for business to take--computers are ubiquitous and, dang it, you are expected to have learned enough in your life to be proficient with them.

  179. Re: Why would you give employees desktop PCs by lusid1 · · Score: 1

    Giving employees PCs is a bad idea. Letting employees manage their own PCs is a horrible idea.
    Everyone gets a thinclient unless they have a high end graphics requirement such as CAD.

    Not only is everyone a restricted user, they live on a thinclient with no moving parts, no CD reader, no floppy reader, and disabled USB ports unless specifically authorized with an approved business use case. Their real desktops are XP VMs on an ESX cluster node.

    The XP VMs just don't break, and even if a restricted user managed to break one, it can be reprovisioned in less than 10 minutes.

    The thin client hardware has no moving parts and nothing for them to misconfigure. Most laptop users get a thinclient laptop and a 3g card, there is no data on them to be lost or stolen. PC techs can focus their time on supporting the high value CAD users and executives.

    For the rank and file, everything just works.

  180. The Bank by tylerdrumr · · Score: 1

    We have everything on lockdown at my office. Right down to what mouse i to use... :_(

  181. There are always cases... by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    First of all, I'm a Unix admin and have done my time in the trenches (AKA user support). In that world, we'd occasionally get people asking for (or DEMANDING) the root password, so they could install software on their workstations. If they wouldn't give up, then if their manager presented a written request, we would have them change the root password on their workstation to something they knew and we didn't, and they'd never hear from us again. It's either our machine to administer or theirs, but not both. If we were feeling gracious, we'd give them one free rebuild the first time they blew up their machine, but not very often.

    In the windows world, ignoring all of the painful permission settings, there's ultimately only one additional issue: Malware. Allowing users to manage their own PCs means that virus protection will NOT be maintained, spyware will be installed, and spambots will appear in the environment. This is a pretty big risk in my mind, but I view a corporate Windows environment to be a pointless risk from the outset.

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    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  182. Yes..or No. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Just track the skill level of the users. Some you will need to completely manage, others will require just some minor advice from time to time.

    If that isn't the option, you must shoot for the lowest level of competence; which mean tight control on the users PCs.

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  183. Re:well...Not all engineers are computer savvy. by Thatto · · Score: 1

    The organization is key. I worked support for a billion dollar construction company. The average user was below average in IT knowledge. EVERYTHING was locked down. By-and-large the folks in the office were promoted from the field. And in the field, if something didn't work, smacking it with a hammer and swearing were the first two options to get it fixed. I have been chewed out because Bubba-Ray's computer didnt work like he 'Thought' it should.

    Most everyone had college degrees. The problem was that they were in mechanical engineering , structural engineering, or accounting. Nothing that would give any insight to pc maintenance.

  184. Re:Did web 2.0 magically make end users not stupid by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "They'd come to rely on some absurdly obscure or broken application, "
    So you have poorly implemented policies, not understanding of the users needs and it's their fault?
    Typical support attitude.

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  185. Should IT Shops Let Users Manage Their Own PCs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha ha. Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, (help, I can't breath) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  186. my work by viljun · · Score: 1

    I work at a company that makes furnitures with your own setting. Just put in width, height and depth and it'll give you the price and a simple wire image.

    main page
    http://www.mooble.fi/ (only in Finnish) ... or an example of a product ready to put in the shopping cart:
    http://www.mooble.fi/tuote2.php?_leveys=160&_korkeus=160&_syvyys=30&_maara=1&_pintamateriaali=4&varikoodi=M300&_variid=43&_id=11&muutettu=1#laskuri

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  187. Re: Why would you give employees desktop PCs by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    That sounds great for a shop of 100 computers. What about a real corp?

    Lets take this scenario...

    Somewhere w/ about 3000 people and 1000 computers or so.
    200 of those computers "belong" (are assigned) to individual users, and the rest float.
    For about 60 of the float computers they are assigned on a per shift basis, and the rest have floating profiles.
    24 hour use for all 800 that are not assigned to individuals.

    The first 200 guys are using high demand (proc and ram) apps, using large databases, spreadsheets, and analysis tools.
    The other guys sometimes might use a spreadsheet, but mostly just need some terminal style apps and IE. Sure, these later guys could be put on a terminal and most probly wouldn't even know the difference.

    Put the first 200 on a terminal, and they will kick, scream, and throw productivity #'s around until they get what they want. These guys ultimately have control over I.S. because they are the corporate leadership. While they will aprove most reasonable IS decisions, they are not going to allow something like this to get implemented due to loss in productivity (real, assumed, or otherwise)

    It's these guys you have to wory about though. But it's a small subset, of those 200, maybe 30 know their way around an OS. Maybe 15 have actually tried a distro of some sort on their own. Really, these guys can take care of themselves. But if one goes ahem... above (below)and beyond any connection between work and personal satisfaction what can you do? If you disable something, they'll re-enable it. if you lock em out of bios, they'll open it up clear the cmos and go back. If you disable admin, they load a knopix pw breaker disc.

    Well, you warn them, call em out, warn them again, then can em!

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    How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
  188. Middle ground by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

    I think a little common sense is in order here. We don't need to choose between clueless users wreaking havoc and technically adept users being prevented from getting things done.

    Here's what I would do:

    1. By default, every PC is locked down and managed.
    2. Users who want to make changes to their setups can apply for greater control. In most cases they will be approved.
    3. Users who opt to take control also take responsibility for fixing their mistakes. If you cause too many problems you may lose admin rights. That's not to say you can't still get support within reason.
    4. Users must follow some basic policies about what can be installed, and must go through IT to manage licenses for anything not explicitly free. There will be spot checks.

  189. Let them manage their own machines by vakuona · · Score: 1

    I think users should be given more responsibility on what goes on their computers, but at the same time, make sure they get to feel the consequences of bad behaviour.

    Just charge out extra support time to the line manager, and mess up his budget, and he will get the message and will make sure his staff is responsible.

    By all means, make it harder for spyware to install itself, and give users tools to review their licenses, but let them take some responsibility. They can actually surprise you.

    Failing that, you can delegate the authority to someone close to the user, like their line manager. Have users ask him to install new software before they do it. Works almost as well, and meets most of their needs.

  190. Standard Workstation and Build by mdu · · Score: 1

    The previous large company I worked for had standard workstations and standard builds. The problem with this philosophy is that power users (developers, etc.) get the same everything as basic users. The standard builds had a lot of software I never used and didn't want but it was provided just in case somebody needed it. The anti-virus program was set up to run scans on Friday afternoons that hogged all of the resources on my machine. Sometimes we had machines that were incapable of doing what we needed them to do and our immediate management had to jump through hoops to get us something we could work with. The standard process was to lock down all machines, but they got tired of developers constantly needing to install software to do their job so they gave us local admin access if we followed the correct process to request it. That company was also bad about recycling machines. They would pass a machine on to the next user without re-imaging it so I always wiped the drive before returning a machine (I learned to love DBAN). I seemed to always get the old, worn-out hardware that wasn't sufficient to do my job. I kept talking to my manager but that never seemed to go anywhere. I burned out one 4 year-old laptop with insufficient memory and processing power. That machine went through two hard drives and started to randomly shut itself off before I finally got it replaced with a machine that was a year newer. I finally got a better machine when one person left the company and it was still a year or two older and far less powerful than the one my manager was using. Obviously my managers at that company were out of touch with reality and I took that as a sign that of how much they paid attention to what I was doing and what I needed to do my job. The one thing I always hated, though was that they never provided backup solutions and their standard answer to fixing problems was to re-image the drive. A manager once had problems with his email client so they re-imaged the machine without backing up the critical data (like they were supposed to do) and he lost everything! When my hard drive failed I lost several days of work then lost another day getting my machine back to the point I could use it again. At my current company, they have standard hardware (but powerful enough we can use it) on a 2-year refresh policy, a standard build and anti-virus software that runs once a week, but nothing is locked down. My laptop dual-boots Ubuntu and Windows but I have not booted into Windows in months, actually I have a desktop with Windows that I use for that and also run VMWare quite often. I only kept Windows on the box because of things like the fingerprint reader (registering boot fingerprints requires Windows). They still don't provide backup solutions, but I have my own solution (drop backups on a network drive and to an external drive I bought with my own money). I think in most environments it is necessary to trust your employees to use their machines appropriately. If you are developing confidential software or the machines are shared between multiple people, that is quite a different story. I think a company should set policies as to proper use of a machine and train the employees to use them. Standard hardware and software builds are typically necessary for large corporate environments because there is standard required software and they deal with too many machines to custom-build everything. I also think that companies need to provide several hardware solutions, not just a one-size-fits-all approach. Employees who travel to client sites to do demos prefer the smallest laptop that will still do the job because they have to carry them everywhere. Developers want the latest, greatest thing on the market because they need the maximum CPU, memory and disk space to do their job effectively. I typically have a bunch of windows open so I want a large screen with the highest pixel count available. Most developers get laptops for portability but use them like desktops so weight isn't an issue. I know several people who never take their machines home. Most people in my office have a second monitor.

    1. Re:Standard Workstation and Build by mdu · · Score: 1

      I love it when I post and it ignores my paragraph breaks. Sorry about the massive, unreadable paragraph.

  191. That is pretty much how it is done at Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We technically have an IT group, but they manage infrastructure and servers. Your desktop or laptop is your business.

  192. packaging by RMH101 · · Score: 1
    You enforce a rule that all software installs must be via a packaged script. You make sure you have some resources around that can package new versions of software on demand, after asking the user "Why do you need this?" to stop stupid stuff happening. I'm not an app packager, but our guys seem to do OK with MSI scripts that act sanely.
    You setup your infrastructure so you can push out those scripts on a per user or per machine basis on demand.

    When we reimage a machine, within 10 minutes of logging in a user will get everything they had on it before via advertised programs.

    This also makes life much easier when it comes to an OS upgrade - you've got a per-user list of applications, and you can also handle the licencing situation much better.

  193. bollocks by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    You must work in a very backward company - IT can and should be actively adding business value left, right and center. Putting in systems that make business processes more efficient, saving money and time and freeing you up to spend more time on areas where you can add more value. Working strategically with the company to suggest ways that technology can help the way the company functions. IT as a utility is a *very* dated worldview.

  194. Programers feel they should run the world.... by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    I've got a CS degree, and I've had the opportunity to write software, that said, I've seen too many programers (that do not own their own companies but, in fact, work for others) that feel they should have complete control over their development tools (software and hardware).

    These individuals feel that they should be the masters of their own universe, and they dislike taking direction from those that employ them. I tell these programmers that if they dislike working for someone else and following their rules, they should start their own company and bear the responsibility of all that entails.

    As a network manager, my responsibility is the safety and security of the network. It is my responsibility to put safeguards in to recover our systems in the event of a disaster, and to keep the network and attached systems running as reliably as possible. That may mean that you don't have administrative access to EVERYTHING....too bad.

    If a business case can be made for that type of access, then most companies will have more flexible provisions in place (like a development lab where things can be allowed to blow up without impacting production).

    The points I tried to make earlier are that, for most industries, IT is not the primary objective - it is a tool that makes others productive. The workers in those industries would be less productive if they had to maintain their own computer systems.

    -ted

  195. IT shops should not be deciding this question by bigpat · · Score: 1

    There are legitimate business reasons to lock down computers, but the decision should not be an IT department decision. The fundamental equation is that locking down PCs makes the IT department jobs easier, but often at the expense of innovation and productivity of the rest of the company. So, to an IT department measured on uptime and ability to resolve complaints quickly there is only one answer. Don't let the users do anything. But a business trying to maximize its investments versus mitigating risk has other priorities which may override the concerns of the IT department's convenience.

  196. it depends by burdalane · · Score: 1

    It depends on the user. Many end users are clueless. They'll just mess up their computers until they come begging for help. However, some users may need additional software other than the standard in order to do their jobs. In that case, it might be advisable to grant them management privileges on their PCs if they are a knowledgeable power user.

    The place where I work is mixed. I have two workstations. I control what software I install on my Windows box. Since I'm a sysadmin myself (just not in the larger IT group), I could probably handle the Linux box myself if allowed, but most of the time it would just be too much trouble.

  197. The answer is NOOOOOOOOOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "NASA used to be this way where I worked in the 90s. We ordered our own PCs, set them up, installed all software"

    Now, seriously, I cant imagine how you can be so smart and get a job at NASA, and still cant see that NASA, Google, and the like are not the averge company.

    IT guys know about these kind of users, and they -we- try to give them all the freedom we can.

    Most users, and Im talkink 98% just simply SCREW UP. They do, honestly. In fact, the more computer literate they tnink they are, the more dangerous they are. Academic environment is one thing, but unless you live in a campus, take a look out your window and tell how many 'academic' people you see.

    As for developers, they have a tendency to be a p.in the a. for most IT depts... They really should be apart from regular users, on another subnet, domain, forest, whatever. Give them liberty and then watch them crawl back asking for the ghost image of their machines...

  198. Oh no!, You're a fascist!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "6. User keeps getting infected with viruses.
    enforce running AV"

    Oh no!!! Did he say "enforce" !!! You are hurting my personal rights!! Why cant I choose this or that antivirus, or best of all, no antivirus... After all, it just slows down my PC.

    And why should I use Firefox instead of IE? What's the problem with surfing the web?

  199. Re: Why would you give employees desktop PCs by lusid1 · · Score: 1

    The high (resource) demand users are the easy ones.
    "you prove you need it and I'll give you 4 procs and 16g of ram"
    As long as they aren't doing cad or video production, they are covered, and I've got the historical performance data for their VMs captured in a SQL database to prove or disprove their point.

    On a rollout of that scale, you'd use a connection broker with automated provisioning to group and assign the floaters.

    You're still going to have desktop PCs and laptops for "high value" end users, but the masses don't need them and its a waste of both resources and capital to give them desktop PCs.

    There will be opposition. You're in IT, grow a pair. If you are that thin skinned you've probably still got individual desktop printers, maybe even hundreds of them.

  200. Which users? by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    I would say this really depends on the users. At my current employer, engineering, sysops, QA, etc. (the technically skilled, basically) are allowed to pretty much do whatever we want. The overwhelming majority of engineering here uses Macs, and most of the rest are BSD or Linux. I have a MacBook Pro, and run Linux in VMWare Fusion, in addition. If I really wanted to, I could install Linux natively. That would be an self-supported configuration and I'd be on my own if it didn't work (IT support would be limited to reinstalling OS X), but I could do it if I wanted to.

    At my previous employer, pretty much anyone was allowed to install whatever OS they wanted to, and most of engineering, support, sysops, QA, etc., there was running a Linux distro. No standard one, just use whatever floats your boat.

    This was very good for productivity, and I'm not aware of any problems arising from it at either place. However, if typical end user types were allowed to install whatever on their machines it would be a mess. My wife (the only Windows user in my house, and someone who neither is nor even wants to be computer-competent) recently complained that her Thinkpad was very sluggish. I examined it and found over 100 different pieces of crapware. It all seemed to have arrived in March when she installed a few "free" games. Without mentioning it to me, of course. I reiterated my previous admonishments about not installing software unless I've vetted it first. This time, I think she'll actually go along with that. I was up until 3:00 AM fixing the machine, detailed what I found, and the speed difference was very noticeable.

    An IT department would be nuts to let someone like that have carte blanche on their machine, but I think letting the technically competent do pretty much whatever they want, with the caveats that A) You have to be able to get your work done, and B) We only support a given list of apps and OSes; if you go beyond that, you're on your own. In my experience, it's unquestionably good for productivity and morale to let the technically competent run whatever software suits them.

  201. I would not want you in my network. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I have seen instances in which FOSS programs bring to its knees full corporate networks.

    In one occasion top, ported to Solaris, was literally creating a denial of service attack by swamping one name server in our network with loads of stupid requests.

    It is not all about licensing. It is also about security, design and support costs.

    You think you are too clever by two, in reality people like you are an IT accident waiting to happen.

    IT support put restrictions in place for a reason and tend to be quite defensive because they are protecting everybody's bacon.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  202. Since when backups are free? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    If I need to go to backups in any form, that is a waste of time.

    Companies are not in the business of recovering data from backups, their business lays elsewhere, so every time recover from backup is requested, you are making your company less efficient.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  203. What is the frigging point! by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    If the only shares users can access are remote ones, then all that juggling is completely unnecessary.

    If at the end you are using NAS, why not cut the middleman software and mount NAS volumes directly in users' machines?

    Then you have snapshots (much better than backup from the user's point of view) and manage backups there...

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  204. Anybody backing up individual computers .... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... has serious security problems. The worst part is that they are fully unaware of it....

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  205. You don't need to back up personal laptops, PCs by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You need to configure a remote access solution (VPN, Citrix, Sun SGD) which ensures you can access any data or application you need in your office without holding any data at all in your own computer.

    Any company not doing this nowadays has incompetent Systems Administrators. No ifs, no buts.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:You don't need to back up personal laptops, PCs by ISSurvivor · · Score: 1

      You have to be kidding me. No ifs? No buts?

      So in your model, no laptop user should be able to perform useful work in locations where Internet access is slow, unreliable, or unavailable ... for example, in the air or in rural locations?

      Your definition of competent and mine apparently differ.

  206. That is not good enough. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Users should not have Administrator access. Period.

    Somebody should fulfil the systems administrator role and install software for the user, once all applicable policies are followed (licensing, testing in a segregated machine for security issues, etc).

    You don't do this, then you are open yourself to all kinds of nasties.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  207. Re: Why would you give employees desktop PCs by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    The unrelenting strictness of your outlined approach to network security means you're either Mordac from the Dilbert comics or it's your IT department that earns all the company's money.

    Seriously, in most cases it's the users, the lusers and the cow-orkers in sales and accounting that fund your department. Heck, even a million quid saved in hardware expenses cannot make up for the productivity losses of several dozen semi-frustrated users or the probability of having no workaround when things in your data center go ever so slightly wrong.

    When your first and only reaction to opposition is sporting a stiff upper lip, then you should work at a local university or government agency. Your users are your customers and when they're too unhappy or their tools too dumbed down they can't focus on bringing in the cash.

    The computer is a pretty universal tool and it would be extremely stupid to tell people to use it in an oh-so-limited fashion. You are then stifling innovation, flexibility and self-reliance and preventing workarounds or important *mistakes*. Forcing people to conform to ultra-ridig bureaucracies and essentially treating them like replacable wheels in a large gearbox never resulted in wealth, innovation or success. It didn't work government and state level and it certainly won't work for a company whose workers are not enslaved in serfdom.

    If you pull some serious restrictions, either your brightest people leave or your brightest people make YOU leave. Just wait 'till half of them start bringing in their personal laptops just to get some work done - with their boss' explicit approval. I do. And I keep doing so as long as thin clients are orders of magnitudes too slow and IT departments take years to evaluate and allow GPL'ed programs like Firefox, Inkscape or Gimp on their holy networks.

    You can save on Photoshop, Corel and all the other expensive dinosaurs, but just give me a physical machine where I can install GPL'ed stuff, a smallish SQL setup and a PERL environment without filling out a dozen requests.