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  1. I can't swallow a pill that big! on Motorola Developing Pill and Tattoo Authentication Methods · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good news! It's a suppository!

  2. Machetes on Ask Slashdot: What Makes a Great Hackathon? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some of those, maybe a chainsaw or two. Hatchet if you're feeling adventurous.

  3. Re:The second coming? on Warner Bros. Sued By Meme Creators Over Copyright Infringement · · Score: 4, Funny

    Strangest Burma Shave advert, ever.

  4. Grab a friend on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Stay Fit At Work? · · Score: 1

    Seriously, any exercise activity is much easier to do if you've got someone to go through it with you. It could be something as simple as both you hop on a tredmil and gab for an hour, to the weight training courses, or taking up a sport. With a friend it is so much easier to convince yourself to do. In a year I went from 185lbs (83.9kg) to 162lbs (73.4kg) all because I went regularly, thanks to the friend. I have been lax, but hovering at that weight for a while, and have now started up again. My next goal is 140lbs (63.5kg) or so. If you're curious, my height is 5'8" and I have been going the healthy eating route again.

    Someone mentioned it earlier but myfitnesspal.com has been a great boon to help me track my food intake. There is no miracle diet or super pill, you just gotta bust your ass for a bit, then it starts to become routine.

  5. Varanus bengalensis on Ask Slashdot: What Is Your Favorite Monitor For Programming? · · Score: 1

    Nice colors, pretty docile, good motivator. Can't complain about this monitor!
    See for yourself http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_Monitor
    Oh! You mean like, a monitor monitor, the hardware kind? Um... Lemme get back to you. I think it's an HP from the days of old...

  6. So what you're saying is... on Federal Officials Take Down 132 Websites In "Cyber Monday" Crackdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    I in fact DID NOT get a good deal on my new Sorny 52" plasma flat screen or my Magnetbox bluray player?

  7. OK - Noisy Harpy on U.S. Election Day In Progress: What's Been Your Experience? · · Score: 1

    Wasn't terrible. Waited 1hr due to machine not wanting to accept ballots for like 20 minutes. Was in line behind an old, vocal harpy. She was easy to ignore in line, however when it was my turn to vote she got in the booth next to me. Her cell phone rang, she took the call and started an interesting conversation about how "Yeah, we gotta vote the President out! Oh, and for the OK Supreme Justices, we gotta vote them out too, they're all bad..." This went on for a few minutes, many of us around her telling her, "Ma'am, please don't do that." or "Please be quiet ma'am!" She was apparently part of some group here wanting to vote a certain way, no issues with that, but at least show the etiquette to not take the damned phone call in the booth!

    Can someone humor me, but aren't there rules against this kind of behavior as it can be seen as electioneering?

  8. Re:Ok...I'm waiting for the punch line... on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    How did you get the names of four of my eight bosses?!

  9. Totally unrelated note again... on Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' · · Score: 1

    The pancake/waffle breakfast, of which I invited all of /., now to be served with sides of bacon! Give me a few weeks, working on the coffee heist, errrrr, procurement process.

  10. Re:Android is a patent minefield on Will Apple Vs Samsung Verdict Be Overturned? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you have any problem distinguishing between a robot and a half eaten apple?

    Depends, am I in Japan and how much have I been drinking?

  11. Re:Fuck forced socializing. on EA Exec Won't Green Light Any Single Player-Only Games · · Score: 1

    The market rewards companies like Zynga that sell social gaming

    Out of curiosity, rewarding them how? Their stock has been dropping, they're getting bad PR from ripping off other game ideas, and they seem to be the largest plague of spam on Facebook.They don't do social gaming. Asking me to give you X of something in WhateverVille is not being social. It's just begging. The messages are totally automated, so logging in every few weeks and seeing dozens of them is most annoying. Hell, I only have a few people on my Facebook friends list. I've had more social gaming experience with my friends playing paper football at TacoBell. At least then it's an activity with conversation mixed in. Maybe I'm just getting old.

  12. Unrelated Note on Police Probing Theft of Millions of Pounds of Maple Syrup From Strategic Reserve · · Score: 5, Funny

    Issuing invitation to all of /. for world's largest pancake and waffle breakfast! Bring your family, we have so much syrup to unload...

  13. Re:It's too bad on How Apple Killed the Linux Desktop · · Score: 1

    "If you think this is the only issue, you've never seen an accountant freak out when you tell them, "Well, it's LIKE Excel...""

    Hey! You know what else is a lot like Excel on Linux? Excel on Linux!

    While I was not aware of this particular software, you've kinda missed the point. That point being accountants here seem to hate change, ANY change. It would be yet 'more software' I would have to convince corp. to allow us to install. Then there's the added cost of buying said software for all the accountants (Hint: This isn't a small shop). Plus, from the forums and rating system, the flavor of Office in use here (Office 2010) gets a bronze rating while Office 2000 gets a gold, understandable given it is 12 years old. The comments on using the add-ins system Excel uses with Crossover have me a little nervous given that the solution to many of the problems experienced are 'disable them'. Add-ins are somewhat vital to these accountants. There are some that actually ARE tech savvy. Then there are most of them who panic if a particular window does not look exactly like they remember it. I'm sure all this has been covered before in many many many previous posts of others who have juggled a similar idea.

    I do appreciate knowing this exists though, thanks.

  14. Re:It's too bad on How Apple Killed the Linux Desktop · · Score: 1

    "Agreed. I've been begging my IT department to let me run Linux on my laptop, and run our corporate Windows image in a desktop VM, but they won't let me."

    You just pointed out the only real problem with Linux in a desktop environment: Incompetent IT Departments.

    If you think this is the only issue, you've never seen an accountant freak out when you tell them, "Well, it's LIKE Excel..." Some of the tools won't work on anything else. Although I do see some of my supported software moving away from being an add-in to being a web based interface. Take it for what it is, just my own opinion formed from my somewhat limited anecdote.

  15. Re:You know what they say... on White House Finalizes 54.5 MPG Fuel Efficiency Standard · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....when the only tool you have is a sledgehammer....

    Everything looks like a watermelon?

  16. Re:Star Trek on Scientists Store Entire Textbook In DNA · · Score: 1

    You mean the episode, The Drumhead?

  17. Hot Pockets on CERN Physicists Generate Hottest Man-Made Temperatures Ever: ~5.5 Trillion K · · Score: 4, Funny

    Part of me thought that the story would at least involve Hot Pockets with a temperature range that high...

  18. Re:Democrats Weigh In on Let the Campaign Edit Wars Begin · · Score: 1

    How long until we see PAC ads accusing him of being a big smelly poopy face? Wait, those already started? Hmm.

    This message paid for by Coprophiliacs For a Brighter Tomorrow.

  19. Give a man a fish... on Man Orders TV On Amazon, Gets Shipped Assault Rifle · · Score: 1

    You feed him for a day. Give a man an assault rifle, and you'll feed him for as long as he has ammo!

  20. Re:I miss subliminal advertising on Targeted TV Ads: Silver Bullet Or Privacy Nightmare? · · Score: 1

    Coke Zero Crystal!?

  21. Re:Woah! on 64 Drone Bases Located On American Soil · · Score: 1

    Only briefly, then the recovery crew comes by to recover the wreckage!

  22. Tides & Currents on Grad Student Wins Alan Alda's Flame Challenge · · Score: 1

    I'm for explaining how tides and currents work.. Why the ocean is higher at some point in the day, but lower in others... What's it like beneath the surface when the water is calm... That stuff...

    I hate deep water too, deathly afraid of it.

  23. Re:Chinese copies are never perfect on China Secretly Clones Austrian Village · · Score: 1

    Throw another Tafelspitz on the barbie?

  24. Re:Memo to manufacturers on Worst Design Ever? Plastic Clamshell Packaging · · Score: 1

    Hidden cost, hard to quantify, doesn't show up on spreadsheets often.

    Did anyone else read this in Mordin's voice?

  25. Re:It's not the packaging, it's the seal on Worst Design Ever? Plastic Clamshell Packaging · · Score: 1

    And 45 minutes is them trying to open the clamshell...