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Federal Officials Take Down 132 Websites In "Cyber Monday" Crackdown

coondoggie writes "A team of world-wide law enforcement agencies took out 132 domain names today that were illegally selling counterfeit merchandise online. The group, made up of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement's Homeland Security Investigations and law enforcement agencies from Belgium, Denmark, France, Romania, United Kingdom and the European Police Office, targeted alleged counterfeiters selling everything from professional sports jerseys, DVD sets, and a variety of clothing to jewelry and luxury goods."

153 comments

  1. Question by Mitreya · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why is Homeland Security dealing with counterfeit product sales?

    Are sales of fake professional sports jerseys jeopardizing our national security now?

    1. Re:Question by hduff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why is Homeland Security dealing with counterfeit product sales?

      Are sales of fake professional sports jerseys jeopardizing our national security now?

      You do not need to ask questions, citizen. Move along. Nothing to see here.

      And turn off that camera!

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    2. Re:Question by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "when you buy that fake Movada, you're rolling with al Qaeda."

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    3. Re:Question by MrEricSir · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because Homeland Security is just an umbrella for several pre-existing agencies, one of which is Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE.)

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    4. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      yes .. didn't you know that buy purchasing a fake NFL jersey from some guy in Wisconsin, who gets his supplies from the guy operating the jersey making machine on nightshift and is selling them out the back door, you are funding terrorism in a foreign country?

    5. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're also helping with hurricane sandy. Gonna complain about that to? Or would you rather form an even larger number separate departments designed to deal with a single and specific task.

    6. Re:Question by Tontoman · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Intellectual property rights theft is not a victimless crime. It threatens U.S. businesses and robs hard-working Americans of their jobs, which negatively impacts the economy. It can also pose serious health and safety risks to consumers, and oftentimes, it fuels global organized crime." Here is a link to Homeland Security's rationale: http://www.dhs.gov/topic/intellectual-property-rights

    7. Re:Question by Mitreya · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because Homeland Security is just an umbrella for several pre-existing agencies, one of which is Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE.)

      HSI (Homeland Security Investigations) appears to be at least a separate branch of ICE. The article even implies that these are two organizations working in tandem

      From the website:

      HSI investigates immigration crime, human rights violations and human smuggling, smuggling of narcotics, weapons and other types of contraband, financial crimes, cybercrime and export enforcement issues. ICE special agents conduct investigations aimed at protecting critical infrastructure industries that are vulnerable to sabotage, attack or exploitation.

      One of these things is not like the others (emphasis mine).
      Good to know that designer handbag manufacturers are now part of the "critical infrastructure industries".

    8. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Help' in this instance would be relatively relative.....

    9. Re:Question by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Homeland Security is what tons of government agencies all roll-up to. I believe the Secret Service historically has been in charge of dealing with counterfeit product sales, and now they roll up to Homeland Security.

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    10. Re:Question by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Some things, while superficially very different, require mostly the same methods to control. While you're checking for drugs, you might as well take a quick look to check for counterfeit items. Why duplicate agencies, if you can add another task to an existing one, thereby saving paperwork and cash?

    11. Re:Question by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Find: Intellectual property rights theft
      Replace With: The Drug War

      "The Drug War is not a victimless crime. It threatens U.S. businesses and robs hard-working Americans of their jobs, which negatively impacts the economy. It can also pose serious health and safety risks to consumers, and oftentimes, it fuels global organized crime." Here is a link to Homeland Security's rationale: http://www.dhs.gov/topic/intellectual-property-rights

      Fun with words.

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    12. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are sales of fake professional sports jerseys jeopardizing our national security now?

      I wasn't interested in the article so I skipped to the comments.
      I am ashamed to have thought you were joking about the fake professional sports jerseys bit.

    13. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because selling those goods are a good way to laundered money.

    14. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HSI oversees the agency's international affairs operations and intelligence functions

      From the http://www.ice.gov/about/offices/homeland-security-investigations/.

    15. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's headed by a man looking just like Jim Carrey.

    16. Re:Question by Nostromo21 · · Score: 0

      They are jeopardising the payola big content needs to pay off the politicians who control the DHS officials. Even I know that & I'm a skippy! ;-p

    17. Re:Question by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      WHICH IS TERRORISM!!!

      #FoxNewsHeadline
      #AlsoCapsFilter

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    18. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human rights violations, smuggling, smuggling, smuggling, smuggling, financial crimes, cybercrime, and smuggling.

      I'm willing to bet a lot of the financial crimes and "cybercrime" (ugh, horrid term.. unless they mean "crimes committed by Steve Mann and Keven Warwick") have a smuggling element (hint: moving the money to Grand Cayman) to them, Human rights violations are probably related mostly to human smuggling.

      So, which one is not like the others?

    19. Re:Question by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      Exactly. Don't "You, Mr. America", remember "demanding" all this stuff be brought under one agency in your panic after 9/11? Trillions of extra dollars have been spent on it, money that would have been much better spent on medical technology, saving-lives-wise.

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    20. Re:Question by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, The Secret Service investigates counterfeit money, not counterfeit items in general. Customs investigates the import of counterfeit items.

    21. Re:Question by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, you're correct. Brain fart on my part.

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    22. Re:Question by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      No, you're just a victim of the fact that the jurisdictions of federal agencies make no sense whatsoever. Just the name of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms exemplifies this problem.

    23. Re:Question by helix2301 · · Score: 1

      Alex Jones says it all the time Home Land Security is the most powerful agency in the US. They do what they want when they want.

    24. Re:Question by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      because it has nothing to do with security - and like any politician, they have to look like they're doing *something!*

      and no consumer was harmed from some kind of magic counterfeit goods site that won't buy it from another counterfeit goods site.

    25. Re:Question by macraig · · Score: 1

      "Homeland" in this instance doesn't mean what you think it means. Think "corporate". :-|

    26. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good to know that designer handbag manufacturers are now part of the "critical infrastructure industries".

      When the nation produces literally nothing at all except "intellectual property", you're damn straight they conciser the only product as critical infrastructure :/

    27. Re:Question by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Why is Homeland Security dealing with counterfeit product sales?
        Are sales of fake professional sports jerseys jeopardizing our national security now?

      If you believe the hype, yes.

      Because a sale of a fake jersey funnels money into terroristist organizations who sell the stuff to raise cash to do more attacks on America.

      Counterfeit goods have traditionally been a way for gangs and mobsters to raise money for their operations in the past, and modern era fundraising for terrorist organizations also involves the same.

    28. Re:Question by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      I think you're making a point about government waste, but you're failing to address the real issue.

      There is nothing wrong with taking a dozen or whatever organizations that all had useful information that they would not or could not share and adding them to one umbrella so they actually do their work better. That was what people demanded.

      The problem was that instead of just doing that, they managed to somehow spend a crapton of money doing it and also adding a lot of crap no one wanted.

      As far as spending money on medical technology, what makes you think they would have spent it any more efficiently on medical technology than they would have on Homeland Security?

    29. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did I see an SUV with "Homeland Security" driving around my neighborhood today? I live 500 miles from a coast.

    30. Re:Question by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      There is a point to this rationale. How do you maintain a skilled workforce, benefits, and innovation if as soon as you make something, if you can immediately have it copied by someone who treats their workforce as little better than slave labor?

      Lots of people around here like unions, or at least "living wages" for those who are less fortunate, but they fail to explain how they will achieve that without protectionist activities, which would only increase the need for ICE/DHS to make these sorts of raids?

      They pay people so little in China, they artificially deflate their currency, have little regard for environmental and occupational regulations to the point where it costs less to make it *and* ship it all the way across the Pacific Ocean than it does to have American workers make it at home and simply have it trucked a few hundred miles. People want to pay less for what they buy, and then wonder why they don't get paid more.

      There's only two ways to maintain high earning standard for workers: protectionist tariffs and the sort of fiscal meddling that China does, or somehow raise the watermark for the rest of the world so their wages become equivalently competitive and ours more so. #1 is problematic, but possible, but #2 is something that is happening on its own, but don't expect the process to complete in our lifetimes.

    31. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like this, Alqaeda is against the colonization of the middle east. Jews uses patents and copyrights to own your culture and sell it back to you. This then gives them money to fund the colonization of the middle east. So bypassing the Jew = Support for Alqaeda. Jews and Arabs are the same race so I dont see the problem.

    32. Re:Question by timeOday · · Score: 1
      That line of argument would make a lot more sense if they'd been pursuing a particular criminal organization and then moved to take down their illegal source of income, which happened to be trademark violation.

      That's not to say global intellectual property rights should go unprotected; only that it should not be rolled into "national security." For that matter, I wouldn't mind seeing it accounted for separately, so that whiny companies and CEOs can be reminded why they deserve to pay a tax rate above 0%.

    33. Re:Question by dnaumov · · Score: 1

      Why is Homeland Security dealing with counterfeit product sales?

      Are sales of fake professional sports jerseys jeopardizing our national security now?

      When IP becomes your country's biggest export, you bet.

    34. Re:Question by dimeglio · · Score: 2

      Why is Homeland Security dealing with counterfeit product sales?

      Are sales of fake professional sports jerseys jeopardizing our national security now?

      You do not need to ask questions, citizen. Move along. Nothing to see here.

      Perhaps profits from counterfeit merchandise finances terrorism?

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    35. Re:Question by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      yeah, if they don't care about being legal when making money, they might not care about being legal when spending it either.

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    36. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it fuels global organized crime.

      No part of that statement is a lie... exactly.

      Selling illegal ripoffs of products is a crime (at least in the US) and one has to be organised to create the ripped off products... and since most of the products are probably not manufactured in the US, it's 'global organised crime'.

    37. Re:Question by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > They pay people so little in China, they artificially deflate their currency, have little regard for environmental and
      > occupational regulations to the point where it costs less to make it *and* ship it all the way across the Pacific
      > Ocean than it does to have American workers make it at home and simply have it trucked a few hundred miles.
      > People want to pay less for what they buy, and then wonder why they don't get paid more.

      At the same time though, conditions in China do seem on a path to improvement. I have seen articles where members of labor unions (illegal in china) interviewed, and they have even had strikes at plants. Should we really expect that we can fight tooth and nail for higher wages and living standards here, and just...export that around the world without struggle?

      There can be no labor movement without labor, and no labor without economic activity.

      In the end though, this is not even related to the issue. How many of those knock off goods from first world companies were themselves being produced in chineese plants under the same conditions as the knock offs?

      Not knocking the operation though, as meh as I am on the issue in general, claiming something is something that it isn't is dishonest, and fraud, so on that level, I do applaud it.

      Though by the same token, when I was in Paris I bought a couple of knock off jackets from a street vendor. They were fine jackets for the price (which, knowing they were knock offs, I felt no shame offering him a fraction of what he was asking.... and he took it). I could say he was trying to defraud me but.... I highly doubt anyone is actually fooled by these guys. (seriously, he told me it was a promotion and he needed money for gas back to Italy lol... he was the second guy that day to pull over in a car and tell me the exact same story)

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    38. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Homeland Security is doing what they always do. Protecting corporate profits exclusively. They have yet to do anything meaningful otherwise. You don't really think the body scanners are safe and effective, do you? They don't care if they're safe, and we know they're not effective, but that doesn't matter as long as the contracts get paid.

    39. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HSI is the investigative arm of ICE. Customs Enforcement is enforcement of all customs issues, rather than having separate infrastructure for counterfeit goods and illegal goods. It's less expensive to have one group, rather than split these missions and pay twice as many govt employees and contractors.

      Conglomeration of several agencies into the DHS umbrella was done to better permit info sharing between different investigative arms of the government. This allows one group to gather intelligence to fight multiple missions, rather than have disparate intelligence data sets. That helps to combine intelligence data to make connections between multiple criminal organizations, helping them catch the bad guys, no matter what the bad guys goal is...be it terrorism or fake Nikes.

    40. Re:Question by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you define "terrorisim" as threatening corporate profits - then yeah.

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    41. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not the brand of FUD and paranoia that sells on Slashdot...people here are too scientifically-informed and rational to fall for populist conspiracy theories about body scanners and GMO foods.

    42. Re:Question by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      At the same time though, conditions in China do seem on a path to improvement. I have seen articles...

      I remeber as a kid watching nightly news reports of the last major Chinese famine (circa 1969), regardless of what anyone thinks of their system of government the fact is that since they booted out the gang of four in the 70's China has dragged more people out of abject poverty than the rest of the world combined. That's quite an achievement, the fact that their current living standards are considered a vast improvement is a poignent reminder of how trully fucked-up life was in Mao's utopia.

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    43. Re:Question by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Oh, like the DEA, ATF, ICE, FBI, CIA and NSA that overlap in a lot of areas? Or the Air Force, Navy Marines and Army... Yeah.. working efficiently is not something the government does much of.

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    44. Re:Question by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      Nice words. Now, how many of the "genuine" articles for which "counterfeit" item sellers were shut down are actually made in the USA? I venture it is so close to zero as makes no difference. Certainly not protecting US manufacturing worker's job then. How many people who spent $30 for a knock-off "counterfeit" item would have actually spent $300 in a US "genuine" retailer for the same item? Not too many, so I doubt luxury item retail worker numbers will be substantially increased by this enforcement action. The only winners here are the holders of the so-called "intellectual property" intangible who are getting their trademark/copyright/patent work done on taxpayer dollars while pocketing the obscene markups on goods made by the lowest Chinese bidder.

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    45. Re:Question by rs79 · · Score: 1
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    46. Re:Question by TheP4st · · Score: 1

      They are onto you for that fake NFL jersey you bought last year.

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    47. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is Homeland Security dealing with counterfeit product sales?

      From the summary: "U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement"

      And technically ICE is under the Homeland Security department, not the other way around as the summary implies. I'll give the submitter a pass since the linked article makes the same mistake, but there's no reason why this guy got a +5 Insightful when he already had his answer.

    48. Re:Question by fatphil · · Score: 0

      I'd like to congratulate Ronald Noble on the "high professionalism" that went into that article (c.f. his wikipedia page).

      He's a sock-puppet with a script. Apparently he has been for at least 9 years.

      Having said that, I know there was a shop in Cambridge selling dodgy stuff that was almost certainly a front for the IRA for a while. After paying its town-centre rents, it must have been creaming up to literally tens of thousands of pounds per year. Scale that up to the size of the UK, and that's literally up to millions, and to a market the size of the US, and that's literally up to several million pounds. And as one UK pound is about $500, that explains where Noble's $200 billion comes from.

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    49. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:Question (Score:?)
      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 27, @05:43AM ...profits from counterfeit merchandise finances terrorism?

      HUH? ...profits from counterfeit merchandise finances small business the world over. Some countries don't even recognize the copy crime, so for those folks, it's business as usual, VAT not included.

      Why ICE is involved, Buddha only knows.

    50. Re:Question by nhat11 · · Score: 2

      Because that money support some pretty strong criminal organization or support for drugs, etc.

    51. Re:Question by poofmeisterp · · Score: 0

      "when you buy that fake Movada, you're rolling with al Qaeda."

      I'm writing an article right now; let's see if it makes it to the front page of the NY Times: "Link Found Between People That Are Alive and Breathing and Terrorist Planning"

      /snark

    52. Re:Question by poofmeisterp · · Score: 2

      "when you buy that fake Movada, you're rolling with al Qaeda."

      ''Consequently, terrorist groups turned to a variety of activities, including charitable contributions, narcotics trafficking, cigarette smuggling and I believe selling counterfeit products,'' Mr. Johnson said.

      Right from the article. Note the BOLD.

      Give me a break.

    53. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit! That works with anything! "Free speech is not a victimless crime. It threatens U.S. businesses and robs hard-working Americans of their jobs, which negatively impacts the economy. It can also pose serious health and safety risks to consumers, and oftentimes, it fuels global organized crime."

    54. Re:Question by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Holy shit! That works with anything!

      Indeed it does, Captain Obvious.

      Almost didn't recognize you without the mask and cape.

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    55. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right, so homeland security should have jurisdiction over all forms of crime involving money. pick-pockets come to mind.

  2. How many of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How many of these sites were taking down for selling properly counterfeit goods, and how many were taken down for buying products made by a foreign arm of a international corporation and reselling them in a different market.

    If these are proper forgers, good deal. If these are "grey market importers," fuck this.

    (I hate the term "grey market," once you sell me something it's mine. If I choose to resell it, that's my business. You don't want me to resell it, don't sell it to me)

    1. Re:How many of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm for one am looking forward to the obligatory article in coming days:Cyber Monday Crackdown Takes Down 131 Websites by Mistake

    2. Re:How many of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the ones that were taken down here were site like: realgenuinecheapcanadiangoose.something advertising canadiangoose for 1/5 of the normal price
      on facebook
      Canadian Goose were annoyed that people thought the the crap they got was real Canadian Goose, and those who bought were apparently to dumb to know that it would be fake at that price so they were annoyed that what they got was crap
         

    3. Re:How many of these by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      +131

    4. Re:How many of these by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      So basically, DHS protects stoopid ppl from themselves by circumventing Darwin's principles? Got it.

  3. a Couple LEO rules by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    1 if you ever deal with %bignum% amount of actual cash in a bust then the Secret Service will just about call you

    2 anything that goes overseas will cause HomeLand Security to start noticing (possible vector for THEM) of course i think HS is sort of a Macro Dial to most of the TLA stack anyway.

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    1. Re:a Couple LEO rules by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1, Troll

      1 if you ever deal with %bignum% amount of actual cash in a bust then the Secret Service will just about call you

      2 anything that goes overseas will cause HomeLand Security to start noticing (possible vector for THEM) of course i think HS is sort of a Macro Dial to most of the TLA stack anyway.

      Right; because, as Iran-Contra (among others) taught us, the Federal Government maintains exclusive right to funding third-world authoritarian dickheads.

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    2. Re:a Couple LEO rules by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      I have a couple questions:

      1. This guy in Jersey - he's a licensed exporter/freight forwarded with a customs license I take it?
      2. Isn't there an assumption that most other countries outside the US even know what 'NFL' stands for, or would want to watch it, much less buy junk paraphernalia related to it..?

    3. Re:a Couple LEO rules by scared+masked+man · · Score: 0

      1 if you ever deal with %bignum% amount of actual cash in a bust then the Secret Service will just about call you

      That does make a certain amount of sense, since the Secret Service was originally the Treasury Department's enforcement arm.

    4. Re:a Couple LEO rules by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      NFL is just awful

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  4. This is news? by davidwr · · Score: 0

    In the modern copyright/MPAA/RIAA/trademark-enforcement era, such events are hardly newsworthy.

    "Information for Nerds," yes. "News for nerds" or for anyone else, no.

    In other "news," Homeland Security agencies busted drug dealers, child-porn traffickers, human-traffickers, and people making allegedly threatening posts on social networking sites.

    Yawn.

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    1. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the modern copyright/MPAA/RIAA/trademark-enforcement era, such events are hardly newsworthy.

      "Information for Nerds," yes. "News for nerds" or for anyone else, no.

      Just because something outrageous happens on regular basis, should not make it less outrageous.

      In other "news," Homeland Security agencies busted drug dealers, child-porn traffickers, human-traffickers

      That is not news because one could see why Homeland Security is actually tasked with busting human traffickers. That's not a ridiculous application of the agency. Protecting against counterfeit goods is.

    2. Re:This is news? by davidwr · · Score: 1

      I think you've proven my point for me:

      The use of Homeland Security to protect copyright interests hasn't been "news" for years.

      Outrageous? Yes. Ridiculous? Yes. News? Sadly, no.

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    3. Re:This is news? by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      http://www.fas.org/irp/official.html

      Wow. You guys are so fucked!

  5. So what you're saying is... by AioKits · · Score: 4, Funny

    I in fact DID NOT get a good deal on my new Sorny 52" plasma flat screen or my Magnetbox bluray player?

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    1. Re:So what you're saying is... by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      au contraire, you got a deal so good the feds had to shut it down!

    2. Re:So what you're saying is... by organgtool · · Score: 1

      I in fact DID NOT get a good deal on my new Sorny 52" plasma flat screen or my Magnetbox bluray player?

      Nope. Now if it was a genuine Panaphonics...

    3. Re:So what you're saying is... by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      I thought there was something funny about my Appel iPADD,. . .

    4. Re:So what you're saying is... by temcat · · Score: 1

      I've even seen Panashibas.

    5. Re:So what you're saying is... by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

      you think you got problems? What's the return policy for ocelot cubs?

    6. Re:So what you're saying is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpsons did it

    7. Re:So what you're saying is... by timeOday · · Score: 2

      Heh. Although, "counterfeit" does not necessarily imply inferior quality. Sometimes it is nothing but an unlicensed extra production run on the same assembly line that makes the "real" thing. Or, sometimes it is simple arbitrage; "grey imports" of brand-name goods that were supposed to be sold for less profit in poorer markets.

    8. Re:So what you're saying is... by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      Can anyone recommend an 8K ultra hi def system with 22.2 surround sound for under a grand?
      I also need a list of filthy Asian pr0n that's out in this format. TIA! ;)

    9. Re:So what you're saying is... by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      Our local junk-chain sells T-fal pots and pans...

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    10. Re:So what you're saying is... by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      T-Fal is a legit brand... http://www.t-falusa.com/

    11. Re:So what you're saying is... by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      "Grey imports" are not counterfeits. And while there may be unlicensed product that was generated on the same assembly line, I've never seen a counterfeit product that was as good a quality as the original. The vast majority of counterfeit products are products of inferior quality. Shutting down sellers of counterfeit products is more to protect the consumer than to protect the IP of big corporations.

    12. Re:So what you're saying is... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      "Grey imports" are not counterfeits.

      Zen-Noh being a brilliant example of a grey import

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  6. Which ones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Where is the list of the 132 websites?

    1. Re:Which ones? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      I'm sure ebay.com and alibaba.com are in there somewhere.

  7. I hate Mondays! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I'll bet the people who own these domains hate it worse than I do, though.

    1. Re:I hate Mondays! by Zemran · · Score: 1

      They are probably still up and running with one of their other domains and it is only you, the prospective customer, that does not know how to find them. I stopped registering .com etc. a long time ago because I do not trust the thought police, these guys also have second domains in more stable regions. This only really hurts the US credibility and economy.

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  8. Running low on IPV4 addresses ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they're just trying to free up some space so they can avoid having to upgrade their router to IPV6.

  9. Repercussions by Enderandrew · · Score: 2

    I'm not endorsing crime, nor advocating that criminals and suddenly the victims, but is the US federal government in the right to seize domains?

    If the websites are breaking laws, aren't there other due processes to follow? Shouldn't we be working with foreign law enforcement agencies to go after those people rather than simply taking their domains?

    A domain is property. Simply taking the property of others without due process (especially of people not in your jurisdiction) isn't exactly fair or Constitutional. I fear this behavior will add credence to the argument of the US relinquishment of key TLDs and possibly splintering the internet in the future.

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    1. Re:Repercussions by Warhawke · · Score: 1

      The domains in question are licensed (i.e. not property) via a U.S. based registrar for .com, .net, etc. TLDs. In essence, this puts you under U.S. jurisdiction since you are agreeing to licensing terms with a U.S. business. Or at least this is how the argument goes. I fear you may be correct that that argument will further the US relinquishment of key TLDs. At least the strong majority of these domains were pretty evidently selling infringing goods. It also helps that trademark, patent, and copyright issues are often internationally legislated through trade agreements, so a split in due process won't be as dramatic.

    2. Re:Repercussions by Nostromo21 · · Score: 2

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guantanamo_Bay_detention_camp (& dozens others like it).

      I think 'due process' in the US got a major rewrite during the Clinton era. Justice is for the just and the poor only it would seem. If they can seize human beings & detain them without any substantive evidence required, then I don't think web domains are high on the list of human rights violations you should be concerned with. Just sayin...

    3. Re:Repercussions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Browse pr0n ^H^H^H^H^H^H Investigate global organised crime websites.
      2. Shut down counterfeit website
      3. Wait for counterfeiters move to new domain
      4. $$$$ (by getting government money to do this job into infinity)
      Goto 1.

    4. Re:Repercussions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they use these usurped 'powers' to go after actual criminals, just to get you used to the idea that they think thy can take your domain too. They think WRONG!

    5. Re:Repercussions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean Bush era, Gitmo was set up by Bush Jnr!

    6. Re:Repercussions by Zemran · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why the US is not fit to run the global domains. The US keeps using this position to apply US law to other countries which is extremely wrong. People here seem to think that there is only one law and that it is right but that is just stupid. If someone in Azerbaijan or Iran wants to sell their DVDs or clothes or whatever, which they are legally allowed to sell on the high street, to a wider audience, why not? The US keeps selling their crap to Azerbaijan etc. without any regard to their laws and then says that all these countries must abide by US laws. Most of us just move away from .com but why should we? This is wrong and the US should stick to policing its own people.

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    7. Re:Repercussions by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      If someone in Azerbaijan wants to sell their singular copy of a DVD they own, they can do so.

      If someone in Azerbaijan wants to pirate a movie and then sell copies of the pirated movie, then that is illegal in most countries in the world, though many don't enforce the law to protect IP owned outside of the country.

      The greatest export the US has is IP. The world reads our books, watches our movies, listens to our music, plays our games and uses our software. The MPAA/RIAA/etc act like idiotic douchebags, but that doesn't mean content creators shouldn't be able to profit from their works, or that the proverbial guy in Azerbaijan is entitled to profit off stealing someone else's works.

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    8. Re:Repercussions by Zemran · · Score: 1

      I realise that you may have a limited education but it is not a pirated movie in Azerbaijan. This is exactly the type of narrow minded stupidity that we are talking about. You can sell a copy of a movie in a store on the high street in Azerbaijan and there is no law being broken. The greatest stupidity that the US has is thinking that IP is a object that you can export but do not worry, you can carry on living in your American dream while the rest of us wake up.

      The guilds were abolished in the middle ages and they should stay abolished. America got rich by stealing other people's ideas (you are using one now) and now they want to force the rest of us to respect that theft and convince us that we are thieves when we do the same. Sleep well and take a look at how your economy is doing when you wake up :-)

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    9. Re:Repercussions by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Since when did Azerbaijan unsign themselves from the Berne Convention for the Protection of Literary and Artistic Works and the World Intellectual Property Organization Copyright Treaty? Everything I can find indicates they've been signatories since 1999 and 2006 respectively.

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    10. Re:Repercussions by Zemran · · Score: 1

      Living there tells me that no one bothered to change the law to comply with your pieces of paper. How about Iran? Did they also sign your paper? Do they care if they did?

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    11. Re:Repercussions by fatphil · · Score: 1

      You living there tells me nothing apart from the fact that you spout unresearched assertions despite having a better opportunity than others in being able to know how things actually are.

      Them *signing* the Berne convention et al. *changed their law* - international agreements are an integral part of legal system of Azerbaijan. Whether Azerbaijani authorities are too ignorant, lazy, or corrupt to actually enforce the laws that they have agreed to uphold is of course another matter. (Transparency.org implies 1 of those 3 is likely.)

      And no, Iran has not signed any of the international treaties pertaining to intellectual property law, as you would have been able to tell if only you had been willing to do about 5 seconds of reasearch. But don't worry, that behaviour fits in perfectly with your earlier spouting of assertions after doing no research.

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    12. Re:Repercussions by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      If the websites are breaking laws, aren't there other due processes to follow? Shouldn't we be working with foreign law enforcement agencies to go after those people rather than simply taking their domains?

      You're right, but I believe that's the whole point of this article. There is no due process and this agency was created to bypass it. How wide will it spread?

      This looks like a job for..... DHS!"

    13. Re:Repercussions by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why the US is not fit to run the global domains. The US keeps using this position to apply US law to other countries which is extremely wrong. People here seem to think that there is only one law and that it is right but that is just stupid. If someone in Azerbaijan or Iran wants to sell their DVDs or clothes or whatever, which they are legally allowed to sell on the high street, to a wider audience, why not? The US keeps selling their crap to Azerbaijan etc. without any regard to their laws and then says that all these countries must abide by US laws. Most of us just move away from .com but why should we? This is wrong and the US should stick to policing its own people.

      I guess the U.S. just likes to push the limits to see how far they can go until they break or lose privileges.

      Man, this agency is acting just like a kid growing up.

    14. Re:Repercussions by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      You would be mistaken. It is in fact illegal. Almost every country in the world does in fact have copyright laws. And almost every country in the world has signed global copyright treaties. Azerbaijan is no exception. However, they aren't enforced.

      Not enforcing the law doesn't magically make something legal. The fact that the government of Azerbaijan isn't actually protecting US interests doesn't make it legal.

      Your ignorance doesn't entitle you to question my education.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright_law_of_Azerbaijan
      http://www.wipo.int/wipolex/en/profile.jsp?code=AZ

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    15. Re:Repercussions by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      The actual law did change in 1996. Again, one of us is ignorant. It isn't me.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright_law_of_Azerbaijan

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    16. Re:Repercussions by micahraleigh · · Score: 0

      What does bringing in foreign law enforcement agencies have to do with anything?

    17. Re:Repercussions by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      I'm not endorsing crime, nor advocating that criminals and suddenly the victims, but is the US federal government in the right to seize domains?

      How else would you expect this to work?
      Let us suppose that this is a storefront, selling counterfeit goods. If there is enough evidence the goods are illegal, the government will generally arrest the owners and shut the store down. How is this any different? They didn't take the property to keep forever, and according the article due process appears to be being followed. Don't forget that this wasn't just the US, but the US working with foreign law enforcement agencies.
      Are you suggesting that they should have arrested the owners, but left the domains running so people could still lose money?

    18. Re:Repercussions by Zemran · · Score: 1

      I am fully aware of the reality in Iran, far more than you, as you only read articles on the internet rather than do any real research. I am also aware of what the reality is in Azerbaijan and how that differs from what you read on the internet. Maybe you should travel more instead of just reading about the world and you will find out how different it is from what you read. My research is based on reality and yours is based on the writings of other people that you have never met, but you wish to insult me and tell me how superior your reading is. You think that it is me that is the fool when I know what the reality is :-) and then you wonder why so many think Americans are idiots :-)

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    19. Re:Repercussions by fatphil · · Score: 1

      I now have to break it to you that part of the point you are trying to argue against was actually lifted almost word for word from the official English translation of the Azerbaijan constitution. I changed a few words into synonyms so that it wasn't so much messy legalese, but meaning-wise it's identical. So stop pretending you actually have some insight - you don't even know what's under your own nose. Then again, given your unwillingness to put any effort into any research, I'm unsurprised you are aware of this. You are intellectually lazy, this is the third time you've proven so.

      And what's America got to do with anything - are you in rampant "pull nonsense out of your backside" mode this week? All the evidence points that way.

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  10. Amazing by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So the world governments do nothing to cut off spammers, scammers, child pornographers or anything that actually burns members of the public, but the moment some big corporations profits from monopolistic practices look like they are being challenged they spring into action and kill it dead in seconds.

    1. Re:Amazing by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      Though, in reality, I have few actual problems with this sort of enforcement (aside from the fact that cutting off domain names shouldn't be possible for a government without a trial). Though the hypocrisy of the situation is still not lost on me.

    2. Re:Amazing by cmseagle · · Score: 2

      Or, you know, people selling counterfeit merchandise have to be relatively easy for customers to consistently find, while the other criminals you mention are actively avoiding detection, and have no reason to stay on the same domains/servers for very long, making them much harder to shut down.

    3. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like a good government bashing too, but in this case it is not warranted. Great lengths are taken to limit spammers, scammers, and child pornographers. There just happens to be a great deal more of them than companies that mass produce counterfeit goods. Simply due to the size and complexity of making and distributing tangible goods, it is easier to find and shut counterfeiters down. That does not mean progress is not being made against other criminals.

      Aside from the ease of enforcement, you could think of the situation in this fashion:

      If you eliminate 50% of all software patents, but only 20% of all patent trolls, the patents would still outnumber the trolls.

    4. Re:Amazing by timeOday · · Score: 1
      It's interesting that the government is more jealous in protecting the interests large corporations (e.g. the article to which we are responding) than defending the solvency of the government itself:

      Using complex schemes to shift U.S. revenue overseas, Microsoft was able to avoid paying taxes on $21 billion in revenue between 2009 and 2011, amounting to about half its total U.S. sales, according to the subcommittee report. The company avoided paying $4.5 billion in taxes, or about $4 million per day, during that time, according to the report.

      Using similar schemes, Levin said, Apple avoided taxes on $34.5 billion between 2009 and 2011, and Google has dodged taxes on $24 billion.

      Hewlett-Packard, meanwhile, used a series of constantly revolving short-term loans between itself and its subsidiaries that have helped it avoid paying billions of dollars in taxes since at least 2008, according to Levin. Though he didn't say how much money H-P has avoided paying, Levin did say that H-P has kept billions of dollars in cash offshore -- more than $17 billion in 2010, for example -- that it would then "lend" to its U.S. parent company in a steady stream.

      Forget a few jerseys, we're talking about billions of dollars here. Clearly it's not that the government is being bamboozled, rather it has been bought out or intimidated. I think it is time to put our foot down; if these companies really think they can do better from Bahrain, let them move there and try.

    5. Re:Amazing by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      Hey, you can even pay off foreign governments to let you arrest people on false charges, at the same time as you seize all their domains & assets, both business & personal, as well as 3rd party IP & data as collateral damage. Just ask Kim Dotcom. Might is right & there is nothing mightier than the almighty dollar, as we al know :).

    6. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spammers are more annoying then dangerous... who really cares.
      These ARE scammers.
      And there probably 100 times as many child pronogprahy arrests per year as there are for this.
      http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/08/03/us.child.porn.ring/index.html
      This one story alone is over half the number from this story. What is the outrage again?

    7. Re:Amazing by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> there is nothing mightier than the almighty dollar

      Sure there is. The almighty å...f (Chinese Yuan). On paper, China owns most of the US debt, therefore most of the US.

    8. Re:Amazing by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      Heh, so you're saying the US is only worth 16 trillion or so...? Would be interesting to put a net worth on a country, if you count the land, infrastructure, location, natural resources & customers (people) into a value offering. I wonder if anyone has done that for you & worked out if you're still ahead of the debt lol? ;)

    9. Re:Amazing by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      The usual way the actual value on a business is calculated for the purposes of selling it is to calculate the annual net profit and multiply that by 10, then add in the value of any assets and subtract the value of any debts.

      From what I have managed to mangle out of Google, the US GDP is about 15 trillion, and the US total Debt is about 58 trillion and total assets are about 188 trillion, the budget deficit is about 1 trillion, so by my calcs I get that the US is worth about $120 trillion just on its assets. No right-minded person would pay that much for the entire USA because as a business USA inc. is running at a large loss so would be a big liability over time.

    10. Re:Amazing by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      He, he, cheers for enlightening us mate!

  11. that's blur-ray player. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    first tip-off should have been them claiming 1080-HA! resolution.

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  12. Next by Richy_T · · Score: 2

    I wish they'd bust the thieves in Washington who are counterfeiting dollars...

    (Ooh, a little bit political)

    1. Re:Next by Krojack · · Score: 1

      They don't need to counterfeit it. They just add some pork in a bill that funnels the dollars to some company they or a family member owns.

    2. Re:Next by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      To be fair guys, they aren't really counterfeiting it, per se. More like laundering it repeatedly as they adjust the value in their favour. Only problem is, as every housewife knows, you can only launder shit so many times before it falls apart!

    3. Re:Next by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      When you own legitimate intaglio presses and plates, it isn't counterfeiting. No matter how much linenthatfeelskindalikepaper they press it will never be counterfeit, always legitimate. At least in the foreseeable future.

    4. Re:Next by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "when you own lots and lots of guns". And while what you may say is true for fiat, it arguably wouldn't be if the currency was actually backed by anything (not that I'm arguing for the gold standard).

  13. Thank God They're Protecting Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    from buying cheaper versions of expensive products rather than wasting their time saving companies billions of dollars and people millions of man-hours by tracking down and incarcerating spammers and malware distributors. ICE and HSI should be commended ... no wait, fucking disbanded is what I meant to say.

    1. Re:Thank God They're Protecting Us by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I 've often wondered why Rolex knockoff makers don't come up with their own awesome designs and sell them the normal way. If they can still turn a profit at $10, why not?

      Anyone with the money to buy overpriced "premium" stuff, and wants to, more power to you. The rest of you go hoof it to K-Mart.

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    2. Re:Thank God They're Protecting Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Design = Hard

      Copying = Easy

  14. And if the UN controlled the Internet by Krojack · · Score: 1

    This would have taken months of blabbing over and most likely blocked by China because they make most counterfeit products.

    Just sayin'.

  15. ooh can i play by zlives · · Score: 1

    "The endless masturbation is not a victimless crime. It threatens U.S. businesses and robs hard-working Americans of their jobs, which negatively impacts the economy. It can also pose serious health and safety risks to consumers, and oftentimes, it fuels global organized crime." Here is a link to Homeland Security's rationale: http://www.dhs.gov/topic/intellectual-property-rights [dhs.gov]

  16. Re:ooh can i play, should have used by zlives · · Score: 1

    "The Circle Jerk is not a victimless crime. It threatens U.S. businesses and robs hard-working Americans of their jobs, which negatively impacts the economy. It can also pose serious health and safety risks to consumers, and oftentimes, it fuels global organized crime." Here is a link to Homeland Security's rationale: http://www.dhs.gov/topic/intellectual-property-rights [dhs.gov]

    much more applicable

  17. Re:ooh can i play, should have used by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    "Circle Jerk" is definitely the better term.

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  18. Any idea which domains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any idea what sites were taken down?

    Also, I was surprised they even got a court order this time. Didn't they just leverage the Root DNS servers the last few times without any oversight?

    And court order or not, did they still override the respective domain registrars, again by just changing entries in the root servers?

  19. Not exactly right by alostpacket · · Score: 2

    I believe HSI (Homeland Security Investigations) is a directive or division within ICE but ICE is also and agency under the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

    http://www.ice.gov/about/offices/homeland-security-investigations/

    (Note the link to DHS.gov at the bottom of the page)

    Granted, it's a clusterfsck of terminology that makes you wonder about priorities, but I think the parent was correct.

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  20. Yeah, dat guy is totally stealing my idears. by mpgalvin · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the followup that details how many of them end up staying down. The possibility for regulatory DOS'ing competitors is just too broad, given the verification method claimed in TFA.

  21. Due Process by Tokolosh · · Score: 2

    Due process, what an archaic concept!

    This kind of law enforcement behavior eradicates any lingering sympathy I might have had for the "copyright holders."

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    1. Re:Due Process by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      If they were B&M stores, at minimum the suspected counterfeit merchandise would have been confiscated. Earlier this year such a thing happened around the Super Bowl here with counterfeit jerseys and other NFL apparel. If the entire store was counterfeit, the store would be effectively shut down.

      In essence, due process is being followed the same way for the domain as it does with a B&M store. It's taken a wile previously, but domains that were mistakenly taken were eventually returned. I know that isn't any consolation to a business that was shut down for days/weeks/months/years. But could a independent B&M store survive all their inventory being confiscated indefinitely either?

    2. Re:Due Process by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Due process, what an archaic concept!

      When your car gets towed for parking in front of a fire hydrant, there's no trial before-hand. That doesn't mean you've been deprived of due-process, just because your property is seized up-front.

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    3. Re:Due Process by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

      Your car analogy only works if it is taken to be crushed, while you have to pay a fortune and wait months and years for the opportunity to haul away the scrap metal.

      Oh, and then it turns out that it wasn't really a fire hydrant, just a dog pissoir.

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  22. that's why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's why i support the ITU to take control on the master DNS. If the ITU announce their agreement for a new root server, i will pointing my DNS server to them. US gov't becoming more idiot by the day...

    1. Re:that's why.. by manu0601 · · Score: 1

      That's why i support the ITU to take control on the master DNS. If the ITU announce their agreement for a new root server, i will pointing my DNS server to them.

      I do not think this will help you: I understand ICE request TLD registries to remove the site from the TLD zone (e.g.: .com). DNS root control is only about deciding what TLD exist and who manage them.

      .

  23. Might makes right ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Until might gets a bullet in the head, at which time
    might becomes fertilizer which actually reveals its true
    substance.

  24. US fails at internet freedom by bug1 · · Score: 1

    This is why the US cant be trusted to control the internet.

    They did do very well with their propaganda campaign against the UN though.

    1. Re:US fails at internet freedom by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

      No single country or organization can be trusted with the internet. That is why there have to be multiple organizations and protocols that function in parallel. If one gets captured by vested interests, then the alternatives keep going.

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  25. no social impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these kind of news have low social impact compared to downloading a movie of the net. it is easier to bully someone downloading stuff of the net for personal use than against the greater bully of organized crime

  26. Not even contract law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In effect its a contract, where the US government breaks it, one sided on it's own terms and then offers no legal recourse.

    In other news, USA wants to ban any discussion of Hamas, Hezbollah and any other group that Israel doesn't like. So in effect, the domain system would be controlled by Israel. How long before you can't say anything critical of Israel before the domain is pulled?

    This system cannot be allowed to continue, ITU is a better option.

  27. 132 websites? by fatphil · · Score: 1

    By coincidence, 132 was the number of usenet newsgroups that the UK government and police demanded all UK ISPs block access too back in ~1996.

    And as you can see - there's no offensive material on usenet any more, so such efforts are clearly highly successful.

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  28. WTF does this have to do with "Homeland Security"? by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    Only in the most ridiculously convoluted sense could pirated content and counterfeit merchandise have any relationship whatsoever with "Homeland Security".

    Over my Thanksgiving break, I rented a few DVDs and the catchy new screen warning you that "Piracy is not a victimless crime" has a picture of a bronze badge labeled "Homeland Security". I could only roll my eyes and wonder what idiot authorized Hollywood to use it.

    We've got these budget talks going on right now. If DHS has spare personnel and resources to get involved in operations completely unrelated to their mission, it would be a great place to cut.

  29. Wha? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    I guess they need to make the DHS look like they're doing something.

    That or the gov't is laundering tax payer money by channeling it through a popular organization, bypassing the budget constraints of others (FBI, DOC) who should actually be handling these issues.

    Oh, wait. That's right. The DHS can act as they wish without court orders, sufficient evidence, or any other aspect of due process. My bad.

    /snark

  30. Re:WTF does this have to do with "Homeland Securit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only in the most ridiculously convoluted sense could pirated content and counterfeit merchandise have any relationship whatsoever with "Homeland Security".

    Over my Thanksgiving break, I rented a few DVDs and the catchy new screen warning you that "Piracy is not a victimless crime" has a picture of a bronze badge labeled "Homeland Security". I could only roll my eyes and wonder what idiot authorized Hollywood to use it.

    We've got these budget talks going on right now. If DHS has spare personnel and resources to get involved in operations completely unrelated to their mission, it would be a great place to cut.

    But where, oh where would all of the socialist jobs of the DHS go? Think about our children!