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  1. Re:You hit the nail on the head on AP Suspends DoD Over Altered US Army Photo · · Score: 1

    Now where's my tinfoil hat?

    I'm getting pretty decent at shopping photos, send me one of yours and I'll just put your tinfoil hat in there and email it back to you.

  2. Arthritis or Carpal Tunnel on Hacks Allowing Disabled Gamers To Play Guitar Hero · · Score: 1

    I know this is a lil off topic, but...

    Does anyone have a suggestion for those who have one of the two? I would play one of the Guitar hero games from time to time in the past, but it recently just got too painful to continue playing the game more than a few minutes (read, maybe 3 minutes of playing) in. Fingers would burn, tops of hands would feel tingly and numb, all sorts of interesting stuff. Figured I would ask, couldn't hurt...

  3. Re:Overclocking BS on AMD Shows Upcoming Phenom II CPU At 6.0 GHz+ · · Score: 1

    But I get to keep the liquid nitrogen if this is the case, yes?

  4. Re:Seriously? (Oh, wait..."srsly omfg!!!") on Study Recommends Online Gaming, Social Networking For Kids · · Score: 1

    I try my best to present to others some form of readable approximation of my thoughts. I spell check for words I am unsure of, and try to stick to the rules of grammar for the English language. I remember that what you say is just as important as how you say it. I do this because, especially in this day and age, it is far more likely someone will have read something you wrote prior to ever meeting you.

  5. Re:It's good to see some people are getting it... on Monty Python Banks On the Long Tail Via YouTube · · Score: 1

    So... The only reason I'm seeing them now before my eyes is that they have, in fact, been nailed there?

  6. Re:What everybody else does on Supreme Court To Rule On TV Censorship · · Score: 1

    We are afraid to tell our kids no or make them chew on a bar of soap. Threat of soap probably kept me inline a lot more when I was younger.

    Me: Yeah? Fuck you!
    Mom: Alright, take a bite of the soap, NOW!
    Me: What?! All I said was fuck?!
    Mom: Don't care, you don't say that someone just for shits and grins.
    Me: What? You just said shit!
    Mom: Yeah, and I'm your mom, now go chew on the bar of Dove! I hate that soap...
    Me: But how come you can say...
    Mom: Cause I'm your mom and you'll understand when you're older! For now I don't want you cussing at me. Now go chew on the soap or you get to mow the lawn tomorrow instead!
    Me: I'm going already!

    Granted this is probably exagerated but it worked pretty well... Now I swear like a sailor and go through two bars of dove a week.. Mmm, I love the bar made with honey...

    So, fuck you mom! Err, hold one guys, someone just called my cell phone... Hey mom, I was just... What?! Now?!

  7. Re:There should be 13 stripes on the US flag on Discuss the US Presidential Election & the War · · Score: 1

    Or spelling apparently...

    Yes, I replied to myself, I suck.

  8. Re:There should be 13 stripes on the US flag on Discuss the US Presidential Election & the War · · Score: 1

    I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Rhone Island!

  9. Re:Short answer on Discuss the US Presidential Election & the Economy · · Score: 1

    You sound just like one of them.... >.>

  10. Re: The reason for the disdain of Conservatism on Discuss the US Presidential Election & the Economy · · Score: 1

    Just going to throw a CS Lewis quote out here I think applies to some 'neocon' behavior I see and why it scares me:

    Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baronâ(TM)s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
    -CS Lewis

    Just putting that out there.

  11. Upside down.... on The Internet Is 'Built Wrong' · · Score: 1

    Fuck! The blueprints we used were being held upside down... Alright guys, gut 'er and lets try again! This time someone put like an up arrow on the damned prints so we know if we're doing this right...

  12. Re:news flash on Student Charged With Three Felonies For Finding Security Flaw — and Report · · Score: 1

    Sure they do, they just don't get caught (as easily)...

  13. Re:Who Chooses? on First Mars-Goers Should Prepare For a One-Way Trip · · Score: 1

    Would '39 by Queen be a reasonable substitute?

  14. Re:Who Chooses? on First Mars-Goers Should Prepare For a One-Way Trip · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would go. Nominate me. Just let me play Last Resort by the Eagles on my trip there. Is all I ask.

  15. Re:I'm with Kaspersky on Can You Trust Anti-Virus Rankings? · · Score: 1

    Well, if that's all you need for influence in purchasing decisions, allow me to make the following recommendations!

    - Suave Shampoo for Men
    - Reese's Cereal
    - SILK Soy milk (great for lactose intolerance)
    - Trinidad cigars (try the triple maduro!)
    - Arm & Hammer Natural Kitty Litter
    - Meow Mix (I tasted it, not too bad..)
    - Wolf Brand Chili
    - HEMP skin care products

    Lemme know if you need more suggestions, I use a ton of things in my daily life!

  16. Re:I'm with Kaspersky on Can You Trust Anti-Virus Rankings? · · Score: 1

    Not sure how this is a false positive as it did detect something that would usually be 'malicious' to the average user. How many average users pick up network discovery tools? That and trinkets like that can just be added to the exceptions list easily enough.

    Doesn't really matter tho, go with what works for you I say.

  17. Re:I'm with Kaspersky on Can You Trust Anti-Virus Rankings? · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm with you on this one. I have had good experiences with Kaspersky in the past and got the package with three user licenses for like $50 or so off the website (this was back towards the beginning of 07). Two licenses for me and one for a friend who just runs around all day with his laptop.

    The real fun tho is when I run WAR it detects 'keylogger like behavior' from the software. Heheee.

  18. Title Misprint - They Mean Cybrans on FBI Warns of Sweeping Global Threat To US Cybersecurity · · Score: 1

    What they ment to say was that any US Cybrans would be at risk. If you are Aeon or UEF, you have nothing to worry about.

    Carry on Supreme Commander!

  19. Re:I hate Hollywood. on First Official Photos From New Star Trek Movie · · Score: 1

    Carebears, the live action movie! Starring Nicolas Cage!

  20. Re:Wait! There's more... on CO2 To Fuel, Closing the "Carbon Loop" · · Score: 1

    After eating enough chili, the two are indistinguishable from each other!

  21. Re:(blinks) on Windows 7 To Be Called ... Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    You sound like my mom when I asked her to see my birth certificate. One day, I shall know my real name!

  22. Re:8 years later... on Yahoo Hacker 'Mafiaboy' Eight Years On · · Score: 1

    I will buy both if you publish!

  23. 8 years later... on Yahoo Hacker 'Mafiaboy' Eight Years On · · Score: 1

    Does this now make him, Mafiaman?

  24. Re:Noise Canceling Headphones on Study Links Personal Music Players To Hearing Loss · · Score: 5, Funny

    All headphones are noise canceling if you listen to them long enough at max volume.

  25. Re:Idea for improving Slashdot on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    Your post needs commas, and lots of them. Having the regular voice read it back to me just isn't cutting it. I want to hear it from William Shatner!