Slashdot Mirror


User: AioKits

AioKits's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
469
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 469

  1. Re:I can best them both. on Ubuntu Wipes Windows 7 In Benchmarks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, please say we can make said beowolf cluster look like a Borg cube!

  2. And Somewhere... on Comcast Apologizes For Super Bowl Porn Glitch · · Score: 4, Funny

    And somewhere in that mess, someone was enjoying some porno only to have their fantasy broken by the defensive line of the Cardinals.

  3. Re:Not surprising. on Microsoft Surface To Coordinate SuperBowl Security · · Score: 1

    Plus, I imagine the military would get a huge stiffy if they had a decent working 'virtual sandtable' they could deploy in the field. Even in planning training exercises it could be immensely popular.

  4. Re:Look out Mike! on Comrade, You Are So Not Getting a Dell · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's almost to the point of provoking pretentious Polonium Putin!

  5. Re:Frist Post! ...expires on DRM Shuts Down PC Version of Gears of War · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I will admit, I did download a pirated version of those games. I liked them so much I went out and brought actual box copies of them. They are good games, fun to play. Although every time I get a capital ship to level 10 it lasts all of 5 minutes as the computer loves to just rain down hurt on it.

  6. Re:Microsoft Sucks Checklist on Bill Gates' Plan To Destroy Music, Note By Note · · Score: 1

    Odd, I have the opposite problem. Then again, neither the PS3 or XBox360 seem terribly efficient at getting rid of that excess heat. Both sit on a glass shelf in a metal entertainment center in my apartment and I could probably use both to cook some hotwings at night if I get hungry.

    Also, save for the hardcore geek, I don't think the average consumer is looking at either console in terms of hackability or what OS they can put on it. I buy it to play games. If it does that, then it serves the purpose for which it was purchased.

  7. Re:Obligatory on Russia To Develop a National Operating System · · Score: 1

    Let me donate to this worthy cause.
    In Soviet Russia, kernel compiles you!

  8. Re:OH NOES! PANIC! on White House Exempts YouTube From Web Privacy Rules · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be fair, I voted for Obama because his campaign here in Oklahoma promised me cookies would follow if he became President. I guess this is close... I was kind of hoping for chocolate chip.

  9. Re:Lame on Whistleblower Claims NSA Spied On Everyone, Targeted Media · · Score: 1

    Hence the quotes around the word age.

  10. Re:Lame on Whistleblower Claims NSA Spied On Everyone, Targeted Media · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Age' does not guarantee wisdom, would be my only complaint.

  11. Re:on the contrary on Sniping Could Be the Next Killer iPod App · · Score: 5, Informative

    Coping mechanisms aren't formed when someone does a 'wrong' action, merely a stressful one. How many people in high stress jobs have a drinking or drug problem as their coping mechanism?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coping_skill

    In a normal circumstances I will probably not be exposed to a situation where I will have to kill someone. However, if I'm the victim of a mugging gone bad and I have to kill him or he will kill me, believe that's what will happen. There is no sense of right or wrong, merely that I must survive. It will probably be stressful afterwards, and I will probably adapt dark humor to avoid thinking about it.

    And thank you for showing you have no concept of how military chain of command and subordination works.

  12. Democrats, Republicans on Circuit City Closes Its Doors For Good · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, who the hell keeps putting either of those two tags in stories that have no political connotation to them?

  13. Re:modernizing on Obama Proposes Digital Health Records · · Score: 1
  14. Re:I have Animal Farm on the brain on $30B IT Stimulus Will Create Almost 1 Million Jobs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to worry my friend *sips koolaid* Four legs good, two legs better.

  15. Sorry! on Mediterranean Undersea Cables Cut, Again · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was piloting one of those new British subs with Windows on it and I kinda got spooked when Clippy popped up and fired a torpedo by accident right at the cable. Damned animated paperclip.

  16. Re:Herbal medicine has limited value on Trick or Treatment · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a psych study done where they found that even though a particular medication being offered was in the same dosage and composition, patients reported 'feeling better' from pills that were unique shapes or colors? Anyone else heard of this before?

    I tried to google right quick but my company blocks anything with 'blog' and somethings with 'forum' in the address.

  17. Re:The best part is.. on Future of Space Elevator Looks Shaky · · Score: 1

    Mitch, is that you? I knew you'd come back!

  18. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? on Grey Lines Mar MacBook Air Displays · · Score: 1

    Thank you Captain Obvious, I now have something to retort with at a later date!

  19. Re:Very simple.... on Arranging Electronic Access For Your Survivors? · · Score: 2, Funny

    My dad probably would have found it funny too. We both have/had a sick sense of humor.

  20. Re:Very simple.... on Arranging Electronic Access For Your Survivors? · · Score: 1

    Father died of cancer, a little past the six month mark. He kind of saw it coming.

  21. Re:Am I just being cynical... on Arranging Electronic Access For Your Survivors? · · Score: 1

    DeadManCoding is correct. Look for the obit in the local paper. Most obits also list the funeral home that will be providing the services as well as a location where the body will be put to rest (if this was their option, cremation makes things harder). The funeral home will have a record if the services (IE, they received the person) were performed there. They would also know how to find out where said person is buried. I do not know because I think this varies state to state, but...The fact of death (name, date, place) of an individual is public knowledge. Death certificates themselves may be a confidential record for X years... Anyone know more about this? It is all I can remember from when my father passed in August.

  22. Re:So how many .. on 1.4 Billion Pixel Camera To Watch For Asteroids · · Score: 4, Funny

    When this baby hits 88 arcseconds per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

  23. Re:Very simple.... on Arranging Electronic Access For Your Survivors? · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is what my father did. USB stick, text file, safe deposit box, instructions I was to receive that upon his death. Text file had a list of user names and passwords, along with email addresses I was to contact. Simple and easy. Made dealing with the rest of the arrangements easier...

  24. Sales are low! on Symantec Reports Spate of Attacks Via Recent Windows Flaw · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Raise the security alert level! All hands to battle stations! The CEO needs to buy his daughter a pony! Okay, maybe I'm being a bit of an ass now with that last statement.. Still, I have this mental image of their offices resembling the corridors of a starship when they do this.

  25. Re:Ballmer in court on Ballmer Ordered To Testify In 'Vista Capable' Case · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a good thing Jusge broke in at the end to put an end to all this corruption!