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  1. Stevens Institute of Technology on Autonomous Underwater Vehicle Competition · · Score: 2

    1998 - 2nd
    1999 - Honorable Mention
    2000 - 8th
    2001 - They sent a fucking CS student to do what an EE and an ME student were supposed to do, the dumb fuck didn't even pressurize the fucking sub, so when he put it in the water it went *blubblubblub* to the bottom of water.
    2002 - We're not even listed.

    I'm glad that the navy is using Win98 so that we can make fun of them, but goddammit, I'm still crying at our school's inability to comprehend that the students might honestly be more interested in working on something cool than something profitable.

  2. we're sitting around a campfire... on Talk To a European Patent Examiner · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now tell us about the scariest, most unbelievable patent application you've ever seen.

  3. Re:I guess that explains something on In Print: MegaTokyo · · Score: 2

    The ridiculous number of webcomics that miss their published schedule and make no attempt to make up for it YET still ask for donations reminds me alot of Dragon Tails which, I believe, hasn't missed an update (daily) in 3 years, and regularly (maybe once a month?) provides slashdot inspired jokes.

  4. Re:thinkgeek on In Print: MegaTokyo · · Score: 2

    Does that mean Thinkgeek will be selling all the stuff? Or do they have different stuff from the previously available stuff? So anxious!

  5. thinkgeek on In Print: MegaTokyo · · Score: 2

    I checked all links, where is the Thinkgeek related stuff?

  6. Re:No heat? What about the homeless? on NYC Subways Testing Flywheels · · Score: 2

    It's illegal to be homeless in New York City.

    Don't believe me? Want to mod me down? Go ahead, just don't try to not have a job or a home or any money in NY, otherwise they'll throw you in jail.

  7. zerg on Virtual Sword Fighting · · Score: 2
    I want this at a local arcade soon!
    Indeed. The appropriate Penny Arcade may be found here.
  8. do you know c++? on Best Computer Books For The Smart · · Score: 2

    If not, I strongly recommend Koenig & Moo's Accelerated C++. They write a column for C Users Journal. I knew C++ when I read it, and it completely flipped things around for me.

    Behind the curve on .NET? Still haven't figured out COM? O'Reilly has a book called Learning DCOM by Thai. I used to need it alot, but it might still be useful to ya'll.

    Don't get me wrong. I absolutely HATE Perl. But when I'm forced by circumstance, I use Programming Perl, 3rd Ed. by Wall, Christiansen & Orwant.

    Programming C# by Liberty is the only C# book I've read. I recommend thumbing through it only when you have the .NET docs without mouse's reach.

    Don't known DirectX and learning DirectX 9 isn't a priority? I wholeheartedly recommend Programming Role Playing Games w/ DirectX by Adams.

    There's more. But these are the books I've used most often since January of this year...

  9. mousepad couch? on Sysadmin Day. Yay. · · Score: 2

    How does it stay together? Why does it not succumb to entropy?

  10. I get it on Sysadmin Day. Yay. · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We tell users to read BOFH so they appreciate how helpful their current sysadmin is! Great idea...

  11. Re:hold on a second on 235,000 Software Engineers Can't Be Wrong, Right? · · Score: 2

    Faxes are dumped/ignored/blacklisted, as are emails. Basic politiking.

    Snail mail and phone calls are the only things taken seriously.

    Elected officials who aren't visibly doing anything to prevent constituents from losing jobs will not stay in office very long.

    It's not that I want H1B holders booted, I just want them to not be treated as slaves... Maybe that way the rest of us won't be treated as disposable.

  12. geneva convention on U.S. Developing 100-Kilowatt Laser for Strike Fighters · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I thought the Geneva Convention specifically outlawed the use of lasers to blind people?

  13. Re:hold on a second on 235,000 Software Engineers Can't Be Wrong, Right? · · Score: 2

    I cannot disagree with you or IEEE-USA, what I'm upset about is that no one told me. So now instead of angrily going "rabble rabble" with everyone else, I have to send a snail mail that (thanks to Anthrax checking) won't hit Congress for another month or so.

  14. hold on a second on 235,000 Software Engineers Can't Be Wrong, Right? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    235,000 software engineers got together and slashdot didn't cover it? Who dropped the fucking ball here?!

    IEEE-USA? Well bully for them! Did all 235,000 members send in their support or did a majority vote on this or did the publicity arm send this out on behalf of those people who are members?

  15. zerg on Automatic Functional Testing for Mac and Linux? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You can tell he doesn't give a shit about Linux, he just threw it in there so as to get on the front page instead of on the side.

  16. OmlettePad EX on Recommended Text Editors for Win32? · · Score: 2

    I use and recommend OmlettePad EX, because I wrote it myself.

    Think of all the things your current editor does that are really cool, and chances are, OmlettePad EX doesn't have them.

  17. Re:Stack Guard on Additional Security in the Linux Kernel? · · Score: 2

    Locate the routines in the C library that do not force you to explicitly specify the size of the buffer that you are copying (or autoallocate the buffer for you) and remove them. Dump any apps that don't recompile.

    VC++ 7 comes with /Gs switch which kinda sorta does stack smash checking but it comes with caveats.

  18. zerg on Additional Security in the Linux Kernel? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's hear it for NSA Security Enhanced Linux! Whoo!

    If the NSA security enhanced your machine, would you even know about it? Suspect it?

  19. obligatory pretentious wankers post on The Open Source Cookbook? · · Score: 2

    K5 ran a story that might be of interest to you: Guide to Eating on a Shoestring Budget

  20. Re:Good conclusion, poor article on Qt vs MFC · · Score: 2
    Anyway, as I said, while I support the conclusion of the article, based on its lack of maturity I wouldn't use it to try to convert existing MFC programmers.
    As an MFC programmer who has discovered the glory of WinForms, lemme tell you: if we're not getting paid for it, we don't need any convincing to move from MFC to greener pastures.
  21. zerg on Ask Dr. Richard Wallace, Artificial Intelligence Researcher · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After you're done answering our questions, would you please feed the questions to one of your AIs so that we can compare your answers to its?

    For fun, post both sets of answers in randomized order* so that we can try to guess whether it was man or machine who answered.

    *insert link to that random order statistics story that /. posted a few days ago...

  22. zerg on Best Websites for Developers? · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're going for windows programming at all, of course you need a few sites:

    http://msdn.microsoft.com/.
    http://www.codeproject.com/
    http://www.codeguru.com/

    I recently discovered another site which has saved me alot of trouble, though I doubt a linuxweenie would ever need it: WinForms FAQ

  23. zerg on 100th Anniversary of Air Conditioning · · Score: 2

    My parents day in and day out wonder why I don't turn on the A/C in my room. I tell them that if you don't try to freeze yourself indoors, then when you go outdoors the heat won't seem so unbearable. But they keep on asking why I do it, as if my explanation isn't good enough. So (on those rare occasions when family members are home together) while everyone is complaining about how hot it is, I'm lounging, because it doesn't bother me.

    Granted, the 80-90F we're getting in Jersey probably isn't remotely as bad as what those guys are getting South & West of us, but hey.

  24. zerg on Transmeta Lays off 40% of its Workers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would like to point out that if the workers owned the means of production, this wouldn't have happened.

  25. close on U.S. Gov't Planning To "Help Us" Secure Computers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Love the country, yes. Trust the government, only when appropriate.