User: u4ya

fart jokes anyone?

On: Methane On Mars May Indicate Living Planet

maybe something about a space burrito would do well with this crowd

a secret project

On: Atari Purchases Cryptic Studios For $26.7 Million

ooooh... do I see a duke nukem forever mmo in the works?

legalize hemp

On: Time To Discuss Drug Prohibition?

hemp is one of the world's super-plants... making it illegal should be considered a crime against humanity.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=abneijJWRys

redevertebrated

On: Unix Dict/grep Solves Left-Side-of-Keyboard Puzzle

someone came along and vertebrated something that I previously devertebrated, so I had to redevertebrate it

so...

On: New Search Engine Takes "Dyve" Into the Dark Web

this will help me get more porn, how?

farts

On: Identifying People By Odor As Effective As Fingerprinting

each persons' fart has its own unique flavor too. although I don't envy the poor bastard who has to test this theory.

whats next?

On: How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught

how to piss on the toilet seat and not wipe it off.

how to cut people off in traffic and not get shot at.

how to impregnate your friends wife and have them raise your kid.

terrorist = new communist

On: US Army Sees Twitter As Possible Terrorist "Operation Tool"

instead of having the reds to fear, we can be afraid of something that doesn't even have a color

Re:$29 Million?

On: $29M To Start US Satellite Protection Program

you could fight a war in Iraq for about 2.5 hours http://www.nationalpriorities.org/costofwar_home

another alarm going off

On: ACLU Creates Map of US "Constitution-Free Zone"

if heard of the law of accelerating returns... is there a law of accelerating totalitarianism too?

finally

On: McCain Picks Gov. Palin As Running Mate

now Americans can decide which team of puppets to elect in their sham of a political system they call democracy. Seriously... the 2-party US political system is a joke. If they think that this is democracy, then its no small wonder how they think they can spread democracy via a gun barrel.

The elections are a charade. Elections and politicians are in place in order to give Americans the illusion that they have freedom of choice. - George Carlin

riaafer madness

On: Nonprofit Group Sends Filesharing Propaganda To Students

this strip looks reminiscent of 'reefer madness', the propaganda film from 1936 that contributed to making marijuana illegal.

off-site storage

On: What Shall We Do With the Moon Once We Get There?

back-up genetic material and other important data in case something happens to the original