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Methane On Mars May Indicate Living Planet

Riding with Robots writes "NASA is announcing today that the definitive detection of methane in the Martian atmosphere means the planet is still alive, at least geologically, and perhaps even biologically. 'Methane is quickly destroyed in the Martian atmosphere in a variety of ways, so our discovery of substantial plumes of methane in the northern hemisphere of Mars indicates some ongoing process is releasing the gas,' said one agency scientist. The gas was detected with observations made over over several Martian years with NASA telescopes at Mauna Kea, Hawaii. Both biological and geological processes could explain the methane."

200 comments

  1. It wasn't Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dog did it.

    1. Re:It wasn't Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He who smelt it ...

  2. fart jokes anyone? by u4ya · · Score: 0

    maybe something about a space burrito would do well with this crowd

    1. Re:fart jokes anyone? by PsyciatricHelp · · Score: 4, Funny

      I bet Uranus has tons of Methane emmisions.

    2. Re:fart jokes anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the information on farts and more..
      http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

    3. Re:fart jokes anyone? by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      ...and the Starship Enterprise to remove the Klingons.

  3. SBD by Mud_Monster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mars is farting, hehe.

    1. Re:SBD by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 0, Troll

      President-Elect Obama's science advisor notes that this is strong evidence of Martian cows. "This is why we must launch a Mars mission soon. Because if even one Martian lights a match, the entire planet will blow up. It is our duty to stop this potential disaster, and also import Martian cheese made from Martian cow's milk. " Obama will ask Congress for $700 trillion dollars for this vital mission. NASA officials objected, saying "We cannot risk contamination of Earth cows' genetics from six-legged Martian cows."

    2. Re:SBD by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Funny

      "We cannot risk contamination of Earth cows' genetics from six-legged Martian cows."

      Oh come on! Everyone knows there are no cows are Mars. Mars has buggalo!

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    3. Re:SBD by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      President-Elect Obama's science advisor notes that this is strong evidence of Martian cows. "This is why we must launch a Mars mission soon. Because if even one Martian lights a match, the entire planet will blow up. It is our duty to stop this potential disaster, and also import Martian cheese made from Martian cow's milk. " Obama will ask Congress for $700 trillion dollars for this vital mission. NASA officials objected, saying "We cannot risk contamination of Earth cows' genetics from six-legged Martian cows."

      Obama's administration also pointed out that we have to do something to prevent global warming on Mars as a result of their cows. The proposed solution is to tax them per-head of cattle.

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    4. Re:SBD by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We cannot risk contamination of Earth cows' genetics from six-legged Martian cows."

      What about six-legged turkeys? They'd be great for Thanksgiving and John Madden would no longer have a monopoly on them.

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    5. Re:SBD by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      What about six-legged turkeys?

      Don't you mean five-assed turkeys?

    6. Re:SBD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh come on! Everyone knows there are no cows are Mars."

      How do you know, for sure? They could be hiding and we are only now getting evidence of their flatulent subterfuge?

    7. Re:SBD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We cannot risk contamination of Earth cows' genetics from six-legged Martian cows."

      Oh come on! Everyone knows there are no cows are Mars.

      Possibly he was referring to the Thoat?

    8. Re:SBD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have expected methane around Uranus.

    9. Re:SBD by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      What about six-legged turkeys?

      Don't you mean five-assed turkeys?

      That's five-assed monkeys. And it's been done. The new goal is six-assed monkeys. That will be a real breakthrough.

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    10. Re:SBD by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      NASA used the experimental Space Butt Detector to determine that Mars has, indeed, cut the cheese.

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  4. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  5. *insert martian fart joke here* by Slutticus · · Score: 0

    :D

    1. Re:*insert martian fart joke here* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, but I don't really care about Methane on Mars. I'm REALLY worried about Methane from Uranus.
      There... is that the joke you were expecting?

    2. Re:*insert martian fart joke here* by Convector · · Score: 1

      Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers changed the name of that planet in 2260 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Fry: What's it called now? Farnsworth: Urrectum! Here, let me find it for you!

  6. UK has the comic character on Mars! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Informative
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  7. Martian Global Warming by stevedmc · · Score: 0, Funny

    I think I heard somewhere that methane gas contributes to Global Warming. If Mars is going through Global Warming shouldn't it be renamed to Solar, or even Universal, Warming?

    1. Re:Martian Global Warming by alta · · Score: 2, Funny

      :) Obviously we caused Marsian warming. Or at least us conservatives did it. Do you know how much fossil fuels it takes to get from here to there.

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    2. Re:Martian Global Warming by mhall119 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Mars isn't going through Global Warming, it just has methane in it's atmosphere.

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    3. Re:Martian Global Warming by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      As an aside, though, global warming on Mars would actually be a good thing for human habitation. Now if only we could figure out to to create and contain an atmosphere.

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    4. Re:Martian Global Warming by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is we need to genetically engineer an "Anti-Al Gore" and send him to Mars?

      Say, it's January 15, right? So what's W doing in 5 days?

    5. Re:Martian Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no global warming you DOLT, it's global COOLING.
      yeah, no @#%X! shit. The has nothing to do with it.

       

    6. Re:Martian Global Warming by Hordeking · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think I heard somewhere that methane gas contributes to Global Warming. If Mars is going through Global Warming shouldn't it be renamed to Solar, or even Universal, Warming?

      No. Global refers to the local planet in context. As for universal warming, fat chance of that. Given the universe's expansion and the laws of thermodynamics, the universe will eventually cool to somewhere around 0K (but probably not exactly at 0K, due to quantum vaccuum energy) See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe

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    7. Re:Martian Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Say, it's January 15, right? So what's W doing in 5 days?

      Getting indicted I hope.

    8. Re:Martian Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it's the wrath of God. Punishment against us liberals and our secular science. :)

    9. Re:Martian Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it has been news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/070228-mars-warming.html
      . It is one of the counter arguments to human caused global warming...that it is solar and not the result of green house gases.

    10. Re:Martian Global Warming by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Mar has experienced regional warming, but is not experiencing a global warming trend.

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    11. Re:Martian Global Warming by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      You're both wrong: we libertarians are getting our long-awaited revenge on you conservatives and liberals. Soon, Mars will be ours, mwuhahahahahaha!

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    12. Re:Martian Global Warming by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Say, it's January 15, right? So what's W doing in 5 days?

      If he's got any sense, he'll be enjoying a long lie in bed.
      But it's G.W.Bush we're talking about, so he'll probably be up at the crack of dawn for a jog in the rain and smog, on a hard road. Uphill. And into the wind. What have I forgotten? Oh, midges - there should be midges, millions of midges. No sense at all, that man.

      (I'm assuming that Jan-19 is the date that the American Presidency changes hands.)

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    13. Re:Martian Global Warming by jae471 · · Score: 1

      Globe != Earth

  8. Any Space Probes Nearby by warewolfsmith · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, I wonder if there are any space probes nearby, lets spend a trillion dollars to find the bug only to discover its one of ours we seeded there. Oh dear the technician had oral thrush.

    1. Re:Any Space Probes Nearby by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be completely heartbroken to find out that we had accidentally (or on purpose) seeded Mars with life. Until life is found their, either on it's own, or planted from us, there will be a huge faction of people that don't want us to 'contaminate' it.

  9. Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 ... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Funny

    They'll destroy their environment! If they don't slap some limits on those gas emissions, or come up with a workable credit-trading plan, they'll end up with a dry, dusty, desert planet in no time!

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  10. Yes there could be Life on Mars or... by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

    we don't know all the ways in which methane can be produced. Now which is more likely?

    1. Re:Yes there could be Life on Mars or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFSummary - "Both biological and geological processes could explain the methane."

      By not reading the summary, you've made a false dichotomy. I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

    2. Re:Yes there could be Life on Mars or... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Geological, but they would be remiss not to mention all the possibilities they know about.

    3. Re:Yes there could be Life on Mars or... by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Science doesn't investigate only those things which seem "likely." If we operated that way we'd be nowhere by now.

      Coming from a background of ignorance, how "likely" would you think it was that a lump of some rare metal could be made to explode with the force of thousands of tons of TNT?

    4. Re:Yes there could be Life on Mars or... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Science doesn't investigate only those things which seem "likely." If we operated that way we'd be nowhere by now.

      Coming from a background of ignorance, how "likely" would you think it was that a lump of some rare metal could be made to explode with the force of thousands of tons of TNT?

      DARK MAGIC!!!! Burn the witch! She has poisoned our cattle and can summon the fires of hell with her lump of rare metal! Burn her!!!

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    5. Re:Yes there could be Life on Mars or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That scenario was imagined thousands of times. Now if it was a common metal...

    6. Re:Yes there could be Life on Mars or... by LS · · Score: 1

      No one had the thought that "maybe we can make a lump of rare metal explode, even though it sounds unlikely". There were a series of discoveries that led to the fundamental theories and basic knowledge that indicated it WAS very likely that you could make a lump of rare metal explode if put through the right process.

      Nice way to play with words though...

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    7. Re:Yes there could be Life on Mars or... by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      It's a fair point though, the world doesn't have to be intuitive.

  11. Martian planetary defence system by chebucto · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the martians weren't knocking out our probes because they thought we were attacking - they were just embarrassed about the smell. And to be honest, this revelation does lower my opinion of martians. I think a few eons of evolution might help to teach them some manners.

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    1. Re:Martian planetary defence system by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This joke and others like it would be a lot funnier if not for the fact that methane is odorless. It's not the methane you smell in farts, it's all the other stuff the gas picks up on its passage through, well, a tube full of shit.

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    2. Re:Martian planetary defence system by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      a tube full of shit.

      Is that why Ted Stevens never got those internets his staff sent to him?

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    3. Re:Martian planetary defence system by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

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    4. Re:Martian planetary defence system by ColdZero · · Score: 0

      t-butyl mercaptan is added to methane so that you get the bad smell. That way you can smell it before an explosion happens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_gas

    5. Re:Martian planetary defence system by domatic · · Score: 4, Informative

      In particular, mercaptans, hydrogen sulfide, and other sulfur compounds are responsible for most the disagreeable oder of flatus.

    6. Re:Martian planetary defence system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! A slashdotter that doesn't get fart jokes!

    7. Re:Martian planetary defence system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a tube of shit on the way to Mars? That explains the use of probes.

    8. Re:Martian planetary defence system by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Nah... they still wouldn't be funny.

    9. Re:Martian planetary defence system by Kenyai · · Score: 1

      What about when things rot in swamps and produce methane? It must pick up other stuff too I guess.

    10. Re:Martian planetary defence system by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      [...]mercaptans [...] are responsible for most the disagreeable oder of flatus.

      No kidding, man! Sea captains derive their authority from their stench. This is why you don't get sailors like you used to have anymore - too much personal hygiene.

    11. Re:Martian planetary defence system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget kids, the greatest part of the sense of smell is taste :)

      Mmmm... all those air bound particles...

    12. Re:Martian planetary defence system by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Either you know way too much about flatus, or, well, basically, YOU KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT FLATUS. I was about to ask what you do for a living, but if what I did led me to understand flatus as you understand it, I would be browsing /. all day too.

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    13. Re:Martian planetary defence system by domatic · · Score: 1

      At one time I worked as a tech on process control and industrial hygiene instrumentation. I got exposed to a lot of chemistry both literally and figuratively. For a time it was the most fun job I ever had. I got to play with chemicals, computers, and high-voltage circuitry. What wasn't to like?

    14. Re:Martian planetary defence system by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to be sure that you don't work for these guys:
      http://fartipedia.com/learn/fartsniffers/

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    15. Re:Martian planetary defence system by nachosupreme · · Score: 0

      Who says that its disagreeable?

  12. Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence against by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    over 40 years ago Lovelock pointed out that you can tell there is life on earth because the atmosphere is HUGELY out of chemical equilibrium.
    And it is maintained that way due to life on earth.

    He also argued that by the same reasoning, there ain't life on Mars.

    I suspect this bit of disequilibrium is not enough
    to indicate life.

  13. Anyone care to explain? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    "Methane is quickly destroyed in the Martian atmosphere in a variety of ways,

    Like...? /talk to me nerdy

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    1. Re:Anyone care to explain? by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 1

      According to Wikipedia (if you are prone to believe such things;-);

      Methane in the atmosphere is eventually oxidized, producing carbon dioxide and water. As a result, methane in the atmosphere has a half life of seven years (if no methane were added, then every seven years, the amount of methane would halve).

    2. Re:Anyone care to explain? by bohemian72 · · Score: 1

      Ah! So as soon as all that new Martian methane hits all that Martian oxygen in the atmosphere . . . hang on a minute. Mars has cows AND plant life? :-)

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    3. Re:Anyone care to explain? by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 1

      Garrrrr! Good point;-)
      So, what _is_ happening to all the methane?

    4. Re:Anyone care to explain? by SBacks · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosphere_of_Mars

      Mars does have an atmosphere, it's just very very thin (0.005 atm or 0.6kPa)

      It is made up of about 0.13% Oxygen and 10.5 ppb Methane.

      I think the Methane has plenty of Oxygen to interact with.

    5. Re:Anyone care to explain? by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      According to http://www.reasons.org/resources/apologetics/methane_and_life_on_mars.shtml The methane is broken down by UV.

      Methane has a short residence time in the Martian atmosphere (about 350 years) due to its photolytic breakdown by the Sun's UV radiation.

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    6. Re:Anyone care to explain? by jae471 · · Score: 1
      Not on Mars (no free oxygen).

      Also from Wikipedia:
      Several researchers claim to have detected methane in the Martian atmosphere with a concentration of about 10 ppb by volume.[54][55] Since methane is an unstable gas that is broken down by ultraviolet radiation, typically lasting about 340 years in the Martian atmosphere,[56] its presence would indicate a current or recent source of the gas on the planet. Volcanic activity, cometary impacts, and the presence of methanogenic microbial life forms are among possible sources. It was recently pointed out that methane could also be produced by a non-biological process called serpentinization[b] involving water, carbon dioxide, and the mineral olivine, which is known to be common on Mars.[57]

  14. Pull my finger by conureman · · Score: 1

    Next we'll hear about extracting this for fuel to propel our next-generation inter-galactic probes.

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    1. Re:Pull my finger by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Methan and ethane is everywhere in our solar system. You can send a rocket ship to Titan, refuel and come back. The only problem is finding oxygen. If there was any free oxygen, Titan, Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus would have been burning fiercely.

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    2. Re:Pull my finger by conureman · · Score: 1

      I am not an engineer, I was just idly considering that Mars was an awful lot closer than the next stop out that way.

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  15. It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's coming form the under ground city's there.

    1. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bravo, you misspelt "cities" in two different ways! A good day for humankind indeed.

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    2. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's coming form the under ground city's there.

      Um, no, that would be cities.

      In this case, "city's" just demonstrates that you're illiterate.

      Actually, no. He just left off the style information that would have let you know that "there" was a euphemism for... um... posterior.

      "It's coming from the underground city's 'there'."

      Of course, the fact he misspelled "from" (as "form") along with the fact that he apparently did not realize that "underground" is one word may somewhat weaken my position that he's not illiterate. Sorry, Joe.

    3. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, maybe underground dorm rooms.

    4. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by hendrix2k · · Score: 1

      It's coming form the under ground city's there.

      Hey, that's actually pretty good English for an underground-martian-city dweller!

    5. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its coming form OURS under ground city's there.

      fixed it for you.

    6. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      And I just had a vision of Master-Blaster beneath to surface keeping the martians hard at work . . .

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    7. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Hillgiant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yet he misspelled "from" consistently.

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    8. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Fragasaurus · · Score: 1

      You misspelled "misspelled." Or you just come from an inferior country!

    9. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by crabboy.com · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone mod parent up? It's one thing to be a Grammar Nazi, but quite another to post something that looks like your cat typed it...

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    10. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Joe The Dragon was typing it from an iphone.

      1. the subject was with tap-input, hence the misspellings

      2. the body was with auto-spell check with the ' put there by his own accord.

      I am an AI Robot Firefox Spelling Add On Extension with the Slashdot Anonymous Coward Web Service Inunciator.

    11. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, he used 'there' and 'it's' correctly. Strange.

    12. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Bravo, you misspelt "cities" in two different ways! A good day for humankind indeed.

      They are not misspellings, they are mutations.

      He is evolving a new spelling system, and that requires variation before selection can take place.

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    13. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      Ya got me there. I'm from Norway..

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  16. Methane On Mars May Indicate Living Planet by wallywam1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meth on Mars may indicate Martians who need to go to rehab.

  17. Or another possibility by No2Gates · · Score: 0

    There was at one time a LOT of cows on Mars.

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  18. Send in the drill by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Next mission to Mars should focus on that and should take along a drilling platform. May as well answer the question.

    1. Re:Send in the drill by lwsimon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is the question "Is there oil on Mars?"

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    2. Re:Send in the drill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a man after Carol Stoker's heart.

  19. Methan On Mars INDICATES +1, Helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the WAR ON MARS for oil by BP, Chevron, Royal Dutch Shell, and so on and so forth.

    Yours In Socialism,
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  20. Re:Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 .. by mhall119 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not worse than CO2, because it decays relatively quickly in the atmosphere. That's why this find is significant, it means the methane hasn't been in the atmosphere that long, which means there's still an active process on Mars that's putting it there.

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  21. Mass Spec by jfp51 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has any probe carried a mass spectrometer? If not that should be a high priority to find out which isotopes are being produced as well, would help answer the organic vs. volcanic question.

    1. Re:Mass Spec by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Has any probe carried a mass spectrometer?

      Yes, the TEGA instrument on the Phoenix lander (the "oven" device that they were having problems getting dirt into shortly after landing) was a mass spectrometer as well as a scanning calorimeter. There were also mass spectrometers on board the VIKING landers in the 1970's, the ill fated Beagle.

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    2. Re:Mass Spec by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Has any probe carried a mass spectrometer?

      Is that the kind of thing that stops working if you drop it from a plane?
      Because they have to do something very similar to dropping it from a plane in order to get it to mars, so if it can't be dropped from the sky without keeping on ticking, they probably won't bother lifting that all the way up the rocket.

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  22. Methane on Mars, 2004 by mbone · · Score: 5, Informative

    This was reported by Mars Express in 2004.

    1. Re:Methane on Mars, 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but that's the ESA and the BBC. This time it's an AMERICAN agency reporting on it, so it's newsworthy goddammit!

    2. Re:Methane on Mars, 2004 by xdotx · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Methane on Mars, 2004 by usul294 · · Score: 1

      There was a streaming video of a NASA panel talking to the media, and the thing here is that they have been able to see local concentrations. The ESA mission basically looked at the atmosphere on a full couple of orbits and integrated the results to be able to detect that somewhere there was methane. Now we have some concentrated areas, coincidentally where we think there might have been water...

    4. Re:Methane on Mars, 2004 by sighted · · Score: 5, Informative

      IANAS, but it appears that since these findings were obtained by a completely different process, they provide important confirmation of the Mars Express data--and extend that knowledge in an important way by adding location-specific information. From TFA: "According to the team, the plumes were seen over areas that show evidence of ancient ground ice or flowing water. For example, plumes appeared over northern hemisphere regions such as east of Arabia Terra, the Nili Fossae region, and the south-east quadrant of Syrtis Major, an ancient volcano 1,200 kilometers (about 745 miles) across."

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    5. Re:Methane on Mars, 2004 by mbone · · Score: 1

      IANAS, but it appears that since these findings were obtained by a completely different process, they provide important confirmation of the Mars Express data-

      Yes, more data is good, and seeing it from here is cool. I have no doubt whatsoever that the principal investigators understand all of this. The thing I don't like is how the actual details always seem to get ground up by the PR machinery and come out the other end as "discovers."

      I believe that I have seen 4 or 5 "X discovers water on Mars," press releases in the last 10 years, for example.

    6. Re:Methane on Mars, 2004 by sighted · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no arguments. I knew about the Mars Express discovery, and I wish I had included it in the summary. Finding those location-specific 'plumes' also seems pretty important, though.

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  23. Re:Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 .. by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    there's still an active process on Mars that's putting it there

    Oh, that's just James. He had beans for lunch again.

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  24. I've got a... by quonsar · · Score: 1

    ...geological process for ya!

    1. Re:I've got a... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      ...geological process for ya!

      Mmmm. Thrust and cleavage never went so well together.

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  25. Well, obviously by techstar25 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, obviously whoever smelt' it dealt it.

    1. Re:Well, obviously by Petskull · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on, mods! This is funny! ...Made me laugh, anyway.

  26. Underground inhabitants by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    Who's to rule that possibility out?

    On our own planet, even?

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  27. Re:Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 .. by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think we need a qualifier for "relatively quickly" and "that long" when talking about geologic timescales. When dealing with this sort of thing "relatively quickly" could mean anything from a few months to several million years.

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  28. Both are good by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If Mars is geologically active, then it may make geo-thermal power a very real possibility. At the same time, it gives heat for a station as well as greenhouse. If it is biological in nature, all the more interesting.

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    1. Re:Both are good by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      If it's biological in nature, then instead of geo-thermal, treadmills! Plenty of them.

  29. Not Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, why are you loosing time with Mars? Venus is full of naked women!

  30. Re:Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence agai by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suspect that we don't know enough about how planets with atmospheres but no life behave to be able to determine if there were a chemical equilibrium or not. I also suspect that the people at NASA and most credible scientists believe that the chance of other life in our solar system is very small, but should be investigated anyway.

  31. Let's take that seriously for a moment by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    We've only explored one planet seriously, and looked at a tiny bit of a moon with extreme temperature variation. Almost everywhere we look on the planet - water, air, surface, crevices in rocks - we find lots of living things and the remains of even more. We find things like thiobacter concretivorans chewing up nuclear reactors. We find complex features that arise through different biological routes - image forming eyes evolve separately at least twice. We find a variety of body plans. We find two different data storage systems, DNA and RNA. The evidence so far is that life appears all over the place and can inhabit moderately sever environments so long as it has a source of energy, an electrolyte, and some stuff around the place suitable for building molecules based on carbon backbones.

    Putting aside some books written by people who thought the Earth was flat, the evidence to date is that where life is possible, there you find it. If you even half accept Popper's falsificationism, it is up to the people who believe that life doesn't appear wherever it is possible to prove that there is no life on Mars. People who believe that life on Mars is probable are actually just accepting that the cumulative evidence of experience is likely to be correct.

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    1. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by PapayaSF · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I generally agree, but the Gaia hypothesis says a trace amount of methane probably isn't evidence of life. Lovelock's argument regarding Mars was that if there was any life there, it would be easy to tell. The fact that extremophile life exists in niches on Earth doesn't really show that a small amount of extremophile life exists on Mars: over the eons it would have evolved, spread, and altered the Martian environment in ways easy to see. The theory doesn't rule out the possibility that there was once life on Mars that died out, though.

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    2. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've only explored one planet seriously, and looked at a tiny bit of a moon with extreme temperature variation. Almost everywhere we look on the planet - water, air, surface, crevices in rocks - we find lots of living things and the remains of even more. We find things like thiobacter concretivorans chewing up nuclear reactors. We find complex features that arise through different biological routes - image forming eyes evolve separately at least twice. We find a variety of body plans. We find two different data storage systems, DNA and RNA. The evidence so far is that life appears all over the place and can inhabit moderately sever environments so long as it has a source of energy, an electrolyte, and some stuff around the place suitable for building molecules based on carbon backbones.

      Putting aside some books written by people who thought the Earth was flat, the evidence to date is that where life is possible, there you find it. If you even half accept Popper's falsificationism, it is up to the people who believe that life doesn't appear wherever it is possible to prove that there is no life on Mars. People who believe that life on Mars is probable are actually just accepting that the cumulative evidence of experience is likely to be correct.

      Yes but I think it is the formation of life that is the issue, not where it is capable of living.

    3. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Shimmer · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are confusing two different concepts. This should be an argument about the prevalence of abiogenesis (i.e. the creation of life from non-life), not the ability of life to adapt to harsh environments.

      On the other hand, it could turn out that there is life on Mars that was carried there from Earth (e.g. via a chunk of rock that was ejected from Earth and landed on Mars). In that case, we're back to marveling at the resilience of our single tree of life.

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    4. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by khallow · · Score: 1

      The evidence so far is that life appears all over the place on Earth and can inhabit moderately severe environments on Earth so long as it has a source of energy, an electrolyte, and some stuff around the place on Earth suitable for building molecules based on carbon backbones like all other known life on Earth.

      Fixed. The logical error comes in ignoring that Mars is not Earth. Hence, the above statements do not apply. We can't even assume that if life exists on Mars, that it'll be as widespread as life on Earth is.

    5. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      over the eons it would have evolved, spread, and altered the Martian environment in ways easy to see.

      What would you be looking for that would be easy to see?

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    6. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      Almost everywhere we look on the planet - water, air, surface, crevices in rocks - we find lots of living things and the remains of even more.

      It's very likely that all of those organisms can trace their heredity back to earlier forms that arose in much different conditions. That modern evolved Earth life could survive on Mars is largely irrelevant to the question of whether or not life could have originated on Mars. We don't really know what conditions are necessary for life to originate. We only have Earth life to go off of and we're not really sure how that got started.

    7. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methane

    8. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by khallow · · Score: 2, Informative

      Atmosphere well out of chemical equilibrium, lots of fossils in martian meteorites, dried husks of large martian life littering the landscape, funky soil types with concentrations of whatever elements martian organisms like.

    9. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lovelock would have formulated a very different hypothesis if he'd been aware of some of the things we know today. See the GP post for examples.

    10. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by E++99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's nothing inherent in life that suggest that it a) be visible to humans, b) cover the surface of the planet, c) visibly (to humans) change the landscape, or even d) ever live on the planet's surface.

      I don't know if the methane is produced by life forms or not. But if it is, I don't think the discovery will be as earth-shattering as it is typically made out to be. I think most people pretty much assume there are other life forms out there somewhere. It could lead to scientific insights once we're able to bring a sample back to earth to examine, but that will be a very long time, and if it ends up looking pretty much like earth life, there won't be that much insight to glean after all.

    11. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      We've only explored one planet seriously, and looked at a tiny bit of a moon with extreme temperature variation. Almost everywhere we look on the planet - water, air, surface, crevices in rocks - we find lots of living things and the remains of even more. We find things like thiobacter concretivorans chewing up nuclear reactors. We find complex features that arise through different biological routes - image forming eyes evolve separately at least twice. We find a variety of body plans. We find two different data storage systems, DNA and RNA. The evidence so far is that life appears all over the place and can inhabit moderately sever environments so long as it has a source of energy, an electrolyte, and some stuff around the place suitable for building molecules based on carbon backbones.

      Putting aside some books written by people who thought the Earth was flat, the evidence to date is that where life is possible, there you find it. If you even half accept Popper's falsificationism, it is up to the people who believe that life doesn't appear wherever it is possible to prove that there is no life on Mars. People who believe that life on Mars is probable are actually just accepting that the cumulative evidence of experience is likely to be correct.

      Considering how complex life is, your assessment that it appears everywhere that it could possibly inhabit sounds like a religious argument to me. A rather convincing one, at that.

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    12. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      I remember an experiment NASA made when I was a child, they applied on Earth a sensor they'd send to look for life at other planets. The best evidence of life it found on Earth was methane.

    13. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Darkmane · · Score: 1

      over the eons it would have evolved, spread, and altered the Martian environment in ways easy to see.

      Maybe it's doing just that. We need some more eons to be sure.

    14. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really big and long canals dug for easy shipping, or maybe a monster face monument looking towards the sky.

    15. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could also be the case that the methane that is being released is ancient. Similar to oil and other traces of life long dead that is hidden deep under ground here on Earth. I don't think Mars is Geologically active, if the Wikipedia article is to believed. The Martian "grand canyon" formed basically as the planet which doesn't have tectonics, or possibly even a "hot" center just cracked due to cooling. Perhaps this methane is the last remnants of early Martian life when the planet was much warmer and more conducive to life, and it's being released now due to erosion. I think this is also more plausible because during the early part of Martian history it was more likely to share life with the Earth due to asteroid collisions.

    16. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Convector · · Score: 1

      I humbly disagree. For those readers unfamiliar with Popper, he said that a scientific conjecture must be falsifiable. That is, a test must exist in which a possible proves the initial position to be false. If the initial conjecture is: "There is no life on Mars", this is proven false if is a single instance of life is found. If the conjecture is: "There _is_ life on Mars", that's not falsifiable at all. Unless maybe the planet is destroyed. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, so the fact that we haven't detected life doesn't mean it's not there. You cannot prove there is no life on Mars unless you examine every point on and in the planet simultaneously and find nothing. And even then it might just mean your detection methods were insufficient. So I say that it's up to those who believe there is life on Mars to offer evidence in support of that position. Personally, I'm neutral.

    17. Re:Let's take that seriously for a moment by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... What's to say that the hypothesis can't be applied on a smaller scale, say to a subterranean biosphere? That is to say, there is a boundary that effectively encloses a biosphere. Is it necessary that that boundary be defined by the planet and its atmosphere, or could it be more localized?

  32. Oblig. Futurama ref. by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The gas was detected with observations made over several Martian years with NASA smeloscopes at Mauna Kea, Hawaii."

  33. Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence against by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I also suspect that the people at NASA and most credible scientists believe that the chance of other life in our solar system is very small, but should be investigated anyway.

    Or perhaps it is just that the people at NASA have figured out that holding up the _possibility_ of other life in our solar system is their surest bet for justifying their continued employment? It is obviously a geologic process, but planetary science is boring... "little green men", on the other hand, is a subject that really gets the ignorant taxpayers excited.

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  34. Mars Rovers? by TheSync · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Are any of the Mars Rovers near the methane plume sites?

    1. Re:Mars Rovers? by sighted · · Score: 1

      Doesn't look like it, no. But the Mars Science Laboratory rover mission, slated for launch in 2011, has not been assigned a final landing target yet.

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  35. Old farts by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1
  36. Re:Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 .. by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    And here I thought that "relatively" was a qualifier.

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  37. Martians have telescopes? by Eric+Elliott · · Score: 1

    Martians with telescopes could smell my farts? Would I be famous Mars wide?

  38. Canals by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    What? You never suspected that the Martian canals were in fact open sewers?

  39. Re:ha by F3V0H1B · · Score: 1

    I hope Martians don't take up smoking.

  40. Methane is everywhere in the solar system by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Informative

    Our sun and solar system is a second generation system, made from the rubble of a previous star that went nova billions of years ago.

    Jupiter, and Uranus have red spots that indicate Methane in their lower atmosphere. Some moons of Saturn have lakes and rivers of methane (Titan and Europa). That indicates that methane is older than the solar system and was created in the previous solar system that this one is made from.

    Consequently, the presence of Methane doesn't say anything about the presence of life.

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    1. Re:Methane is everywhere in the solar system by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you miss the bit about methane having a very limited persistence in the Martian atmosphere, because of the UV?

    2. Re:Methane is everywhere in the solar system by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Consequently, the presence of Methane doesn't say anything about the presence of life.

      'Methane is quickly destroyed in the Martian atmosphere in a variety of ways, so our discovery of substantial plumes of methane in the northern hemisphere of Mars indicates some ongoing process is releasing the gas,'

      Some people can't read the articles, others don't even read past the title.

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    3. Re:Methane is everywhere in the solar system by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Er, no. Just... no. Why would a previous solar system be needed if we can't (by your implicitly logic) form it in ours?

      Methane can easily form in the protosolar nebula and because it was so cold far from the protosun, freeze into ices. The ices went on to compose much of the giant planets and their moons. Since carbon is a relatively abundant element in the universe (and hydrogen is obviously even more so), a lot of methane would have formed. All you need to put the two elements into proximity and wait a bit, no need to invoke a previous solar system. (You do need a previous generation of star to make the carbon, though.)

      Methane on Mars is a different story. You don't expect methane there in any abundance because a) it never was there in large quantities (no ices in that region) and b) what was delivered there can quite reasonably be expected to have broken down by now.

      Also, Europa has no lakes, methane or otherwise.

    4. Re:Methane is everywhere in the solar system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are not a second generation system, I have no clue where you got that idea.
      Its possible, but its certainly not the leading hypothsis of our solar systems formation, or even a widely accepted alternative.

    5. Re:Methane is everywhere in the solar system by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's good that you know everything there is to know and can come and tell us about it.

    6. Re:Methane is everywhere in the solar system by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Our sun and solar system is a second generation system, made from the rubble of a previous star that went nova billions of years ago.

      Our sun and solar system is a third generation system. The Sun is a class I star, which was made from the elements created in nuclear reactions in Class II stars, which were made from nuclear reactions in Class III stars. Class III stars were the first stars, they started off as nothing but hydrogen and it is from them that we get the first higher-number atoms.

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  41. Re:Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence agai by wilder_card · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey, if it's "obviously" a geologic process, would you mind exactly WHAT process it is? Keep in mind that Mars has no current volcanic activity. And if there is/was no life, it's not a fossil fuel.

  42. Funny, whenever they want money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how every time NASA is about to get it's budget cut (Obama) that they suddenly reveal they found something to do with life on mars?

  43. Deep Hot Biosphere by jdagius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the biggest myths of modern times is the belief that coal and oil are the fossil remains of prehistoric plants and animals. These deposits were created from abiotic hydrocarbon gases deep within the earth. This discovery of methane on Mars may lead to the further discovery of hopanoids or hydrocarbon fuels on Mars and possibly a biomass of organisms similar to ones that are found deep within the earth. Thomas Gold predicted all of this years ago(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Gold). His seminal paper "The Deep,Hot Biosphere", which explains this is available here: http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=49434 -Johanus

    1. Re:Deep Hot Biosphere by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Regarding coal:

      So all the layers of ferns and trees that I find imprinted throughout a 30 foot thick seam of coking coal aren't evidence enough?

      The process of forming coal is well known (Living biosphere -> swamps/peat bogs -> compression from overlying strata -> 5+ million years -> coal, generally)

      Regarding oil: If oil *is* being made 'down there', it sure as hell ain't being made in the quantities we currently use daily.

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    2. Re:Deep Hot Biosphere by jdagius · · Score: 1

      > layers of ferns and trees that I find imprinted
      > throughout a 30 foot thick seam
      The fact that fossils are sometimes found embedded in coal deposits actually proves that the coal itself could not be from fossils. Read here for more insight on this: http://www.semp.us/publications/biot_reader.php?BiotID=182

      > it sure as hell ain't being made
      > in the quantities we currently use daily.
      But we haven't run out, have we? In spite of Burton's Peak Oil theory which originally predicted oil would start to run out in the 70's, then revised to the 90's, now currently projected to "run out" in the 2020's, all based on the belief that oil and coal were made out of fossil remains.

      The truth is: oil and gas are created by abiogensis. Read on:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin
      :-)

    3. Re:Deep Hot Biosphere by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Actually it was Hubbert's "Peak Oil Theory" which predicted that oil production would peak in the U.S. in the late 60s/early 70s. And it did. He also predicted that it would peak worldwide in the early 2000's. Many experts believe that it has.

    4. Re:Deep Hot Biosphere by jdagius · · Score: 1

      OK, Hubbert, not Burton, but the theory originally was based on gelogical availability. Now it's complicated by other factors.

      The so-called U.S. peak in the 70's merely signalled a shift to relying on imported oil. Coal production "peaked" too, but no one can argue that we're running out of coal.

      My point is that no one seems to be concerned anymore about running out of oil now, whereas Jimmie Carter et al. warned that it was imminent way back in the 70's. If oil came only from squashed ferns and dinosaur remains, we would have run out a long time ago.

      ... and the demand for oil will continue to rise. No problem, we'll just import it from Mars. :-)

  44. Re:Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence agai by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    My guess would be methane hydrate trapped beneath the surface being released due to rise in temperature or drop in pressure brought about by the martian summer. Even without tectonic plates, you've still got expansion and contraction due to temperature differences that may be cracking rocks and developing new fissures. Of course, that would be somewhat of a random occurrence; if the methane is released consistently from the same places every summer, that would tend to prove me wrong. But then, I'm a software engineer, not a geologist.
    The Abiotic Theory of the origin of petroleum argues that not all the petroleum reserves on earth may come from organic material, but rather from hydrocarbons buried by other means. In other words, it is possible to have buried hydrocarbons that are not "fossil fuels".

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  45. The LIFE project must be stopped. by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    Until we can determine whether or not there is life on Mars the LIFE project ( http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09%2F01%2F07%2F1447217&from=rss http://www.planetary.org/programs/projects/life/ ) which has a high risk of contaminating Mars with Earth life needs to be stopped. The risk was large earlier but this clearly makes it unacceptable.

  46. Biological methane? by bigplrbear · · Score: 1

    Biological huh? Perhaps that's why the Mars Polar Lander stopped communicating as soon as it landed- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Polar_Lander

  47. Re:Ninnle Linux used on the probe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Based on the fact that "ninnie" is a Spanish word for "girl"

    Based on the fact that the word is "ninnle", not "ninnie", reading: You fail it.

  48. Re:Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it just isn't as old as we thought it was...

  49. Re:Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 .. by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

    Well, it is and it isn't. It's WAY more potent as a greenhouse gas than CO2 and, as it doesn't break down instantly, does have a notable effect on Earth. (The life expectancy is something like a decade here.) That said, it breaks down into CO2 here, so it largely just adds to the CO2 content.*

    That said, Mars has a different chemistry at play since there's virtually no oxygen in the atmosphere. What I want to know is, what's the life expectancy of methane there? The article says "short", but in planetary science terms that could mean millions of years.

    * Although all of the freaking over cows emitting methane has me wondering: where do people think the cows GET the methane, ultimately?

  50. Re:ha by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

    Direct evidence they do: http://the-martians.co.uk/upgrade/

    There go all my karma points, but it was worth it :D

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  51. Whew! No Kidding! by rts008 · · Score: 1

    "...and Uranus would have been burning fiercely."

    The last time I ate Thai food this very thing happened to me!

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  52. Some serious homework for all you jokesters by az-saguaro · · Score: 1

    While everybody here is having fun with fart jokes and other ha-ha's, you actually bring up an interesting issue in population biology which will have direct implications for colonization of Mars, terra-forming, and the introduction of hazardous or beneficial biota. So, if anyone has some spare time and wants to do a serious calculation, figure this one:

    Assume the following, all based on available Mars science and on basic biology:
    - Assume that Mars is sterile - either never had life, or had life which is now all dead and not ressurectible.
    - Assume though that prior conditions have left a fertile ground, with porous rocks or soils with sufficient organics or other metabolically useful materials that primitive or extremophile biota can live on them.
    - Assume that at some level below the surface, lets say 10 to 100 meters down, that temperatures are reasonably constant and temperate, and that soils are moist, perhaps with periodic liquid water flows.
    - Assume that a single species that could thrive on that medium is newly introduced - just one small speck of a colony, or even just one microbe.
    - Assume no competition from any other species.
    - Assume that the species is mall enough to percolate easily through the medium.
    - Assume that its growth kinetics and population density and dynamics are the same as would be seen in Earth soils or a petri dish.

    The questions to answer then are:
    - How quickly would the population spread itself across the planet?
    - What would a geographic mapping of its distribution look like year by year?
    - At what point would the mass of metabolic by-products be detectable by remote sensing?
    - Is it possible that prior Mars landings could have infected the planet to the point that it is now detectable?

    Of course, environmental, seasonal, geographic, and substrate-nutritional issues would profoundly influence the situation, but as I said, ASSUME, that Mars would be no different than a funky but favorable test tube for that organism.

    And, by the way, does anyone know what NASA or other agencies do to try to NOT inoculate the planet when they send probes there?

    1. Re:Some serious homework for all you jokesters by slashtivus · · Score: 1

      And, by the way, does anyone know what NASA or other agencies do to try to NOT inoculate the planet when they send probes there?

      At least the Viking mission was sterilized before launching (PDF warning) http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/fact_sheets/viking.pdf/.

      I would imagine that the practice has continued since then.

      The Russians only attempted a few landings, and IIRC those were also sterilized by international agreement. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_5/

  53. Methane by mqduck · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait, methane = life? So that's why aliens always begin with our anuses when studying us.

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    1. Re:Methane by PPH · · Score: 1

      Strange. Since the odor from that source of methane seems to indicate that something crawled up there and died.

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  54. there is life on mars by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    I'm going to go ahead and call it now. anyone running odds on it? my call is that they will find microbial life in the next 10 years, buried in the topsoil/mud around some kind of geological source of heat.

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    1. Re:there is life on mars by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      I think they will confirm the existence of at least microbial life on Mars either with the Mars Science Laboratory rover that will arrive at Mars in 2011 or the ExoMars lander that will arrive at Mars in 2017. The latter finding it is much more likely, thanks to an extensive biosciences lab the lander will carry.

  55. Re:Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence agai by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    It is obviously a geologic process

    Good thing we have folks like you around to figure this stuff out. Otherwise we might be duped into thinking that professional astronomers with degrees in the field and years of research experience under their belts might actually know something. Tell you what, you'd better send an e-mail to NASA right away informing them of your oh-so-informed conclusion. Let us know how that works out for you, okay?

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  56. Re:Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence agai by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    But then, I'm a software engineer, not a geologist.

    So maybe before posting on this subject you should, you know, learn some geology?

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  57. Re:Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence agai by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    You're probably wasting your time. Posts like GPP's show a preconceived political agenda with no willingness to consider the actual facts.

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  58. Re:Ninnle Linux used on the probe! by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    I heard that mauve has the most RAM.

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    I support the Slashcott and will not be reading or commenting from 2/10/14 to 2/17/14. Beta is steaming pile of dog shit
  59. Re:The LIFE project must be stopped. by khallow · · Score: 1

    I doubt the risk is that high. The surface is pretty lethal to any organic life. There's UV, temperature extremes, and an oxidizing environment. I doubt even spores can last long. The organisms would have to get below the surface. That's several steps that spores and bacteria have to overcome to get somewhere they might be able to survive in. This experiment actually has relevance in that it'll give us an idea just how much risk there is from contamination.

  60. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lets go there and kickstart the environment

  61. How to get astronomy or space funding. by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

    1) Find physical phenomena.

    2) Claim publicly that it might indicate life or the conditions for life regardless of the actual data involved.

    3) Get funding.

    4) Repeat.

  62. Re:Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 .. by Lockblade · · Score: 1

    It's not worse than CO2, because it decays relatively quickly in the atmosphere. That's why this find is significant, it means the methane hasn't been in the atmosphere that long, which means there's still an active process on Mars that's putting it there.

    ... WHOOOOOOOOSH!

  63. Re:Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 .. by dryeo · · Score: 1

    It could also be older methane that has been trapped under ice and being released during the summer thaw.

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  64. Re:Greenhouse gas! That stuff is worse than CO2 .. by dryeo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reading this article http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/090115-mars-methane-news.html gives the impression that they're talking months. From the article.

    The methane plumes started to show up in the northern hemisphere spring of Mars, gradually building up and peaking in late summer. At one point during the study, the primary plume contained about 19,000 metric tons (21,000 tons) of methane, comparable to the amount produced at the massive hydrocarbon seep at Coal Pit Point in Santa Barbara, Calif.

    ...

    Short-lived

    Outside of the plumes, methane concentrations were very low, showing that the gas didn't get very far or last very long in the atmosphere. In fact, its lifetime was even shorter than expected or could be explained by the usual method of methane destruction, photolysis (reaction with sunlight).

    So it sounds seasonal.

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  65. This story is from 2004! by Iowan41 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Stale, stale, stale. There is nothing new here. Except that the Princeps-Designate is opposed to human space exploration and NASA might be trying to drum up public interest.

  66. Arnold S. Knows.....(Hauser) by KozmoKramer · · Score: 0

    Get your ass to Mars! - Get your ass to Mars!Get your ass to Mars!

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  67. Who knew? by Gorshkov · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    ".... our discovery of substantial plumes of methane in the northern hemisphere of Mars in 2003 indicates some ongoing process is releasing the gas"

    Do you think their cows are green?

  68. Men are from Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They say men are form mars and well do like farting.

  69. Indications of life on Nepture! by elkto · · Score: 1

    Indications of life on Nepture!

    "Neptune...primarily of hydrogen and helium, contains a higher proportion of "ices" such as water, ammonia and methane, along with the usual traces of hydrocarbons and possibly nitrogen.[11] " Wiki

    Must be the same Scientist claiming global warming after Earth lost almost three degree's in the past decade.

    Love these Scientists!

    Good Bye Carma!

  70. Guess it wont be long now.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    We are getting closer and closer to that movie Total Recall....where they live inside a dome, built on the ground (in this case to keep the methane in)....I just wonder where those big martian built
    rods are located that will slowly bore into the ground and return the atmosphere to Mars.... :P

  71. Re:Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence agai by Convector · · Score: 1

    But on the atmosphere on the Proterozoic Earth wasn't like this and there was plenty of life. Oxygen didn't start to appear in the atmosphere until ~2.2 billion years ago.

  72. We need to send Harry Stamper by chadplusplus · · Score: 1

    No fancy space walking required right? Just drilling?

    It would be fascinating to see the results of core sample drilling done on Mars. I suppose a rover of some sort could be fashioned to perform this task; however, as the late great Harry Stamper said, "drilling is an art".

  73. Ground based telescopes? Why so long? by awfar · · Score: 1

    Just wondering...
    Since we have been looking at the planets with telescopes coupled with spectrometers for a very long time, why has it taken so long to detect and verify a simple molecule like methane?

    OK, in the infrared we must get past the atmosphere, but aren't there IR space-based spectrometers? Even simple spectrometers could not have missed the unique signature; from balloons even. Is the S/N so low? It seems Mars would have been an obvious target.

  74. Re:Lovelock - Gaia hypothesis strong evidence agai by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
    Not to support the geological theory over the bilogical one, but I gathered from watching the discussion that 'Serpentization' is the leading geologic candidate, and this paper from Dartmouth seems to indicate:

    When water containing dissolved carbon dioxide comes in contact with olivine, it produces hydrogen, which then combines with carbon dioxide to produce methane. The authors contend that olivine is abundant on Mars at shallow depths, and it could easily react with fluids just beneath the surface.

    What may end up being more intriguing is how the methane is being destroyed - they can't seem to think of a non-biological way to destroy that much methane that quickly. Their leading hypothesis seems to be another set of critters that use it as an energy source.

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  75. ok launch time! by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    There is heat in the core, methane, water, and public interest. Can we PLEASE start colonization now?

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  76. Perhaps by ce33na66 · · Score: 0

    Mars just had to fart.