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US Army Sees Twitter As Possible Terrorist "Operation Tool"

Mike writes "A draft US Army intelligence report has identified the popular micro-blogging service Twitter as a potential terrorist tool. A chapter titled 'Potential for Terrorist Use of Twitter' notes that Twitter members reported the July Los Angeles earthquake faster than news outlets and activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used it to provide information on police movements. 'Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives,' the report said. The report goes on to say, 'Terrorists could theoretically use Twitter social networking in the US as an operation tool.' Just wait until the Army finds out about chat rooms and email!"

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  1. Bad US Army Intel. by iamwhoiamtoday · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go sit in the corner. If it's taken them THIS long to realize that the internet is nothing but a gigantic communications tool... geez....

    1. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by foobsr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A hypothesis would be that they are trying to implement hooks to restrict 'free speech', the latter being a potential 'operation tool' for 'terrorists'.

      CC.

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    2. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by interiot · · Score: 4, Funny

      They've been mesmerized by the porn since 1993. "Wait, you mean you can communicate over the internet too? Wow, cool!"

    3. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by electrictroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I imagine they are discussing those so-called "domestic terrorists" who believe such wacky ideas like "Don't Tread on Me", or that the Constitution is the Supreme Law, or that Human Rights are inalienable, or that juries have the power to nullify prosecution brought against innocent persons. ( http://www.pa-aware.org/who-are-terrorists/domestic-6.asp [pa-aware.org] )

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    4. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      Bad? Nah, come on, seriously... you couldn't make this shit up. "bad intel" doesn't come into it. "bad brains"? maybe...

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    5. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Also terrorist operation tools:

      The Internets. Bombs. Fertilizer. Gasoline. Guns. Fear.

    6. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by qw0ntum · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think anyone is stupid enough to have missed that the internet is a gigantic communication tool (for more than just porn). Obviously there are people in the military bureaucracy who have never heard of Twitter, and this report is going to be their introduction. What is its purpose? To inform decision makers that it is possible to create or use tools like Twitter to broadcast information point-to-multipoint, and how this capability can be abused by terrorist groups. I am sure that there are people in the Pentagon, due to their age or lack of experience with modern web apps, who have never considered this possibility and it's probably good they are made aware.

      Does this mean that someone is going to misinterpret this report to mean Twitter is a terrorist organization? I'm sure (would it really be so bad if it got taken down? :P ), but those people are already beyond help. Does this mean that no one in the Pentagon had ever heard of Twitter? No. Does it mean that fighting Twitter is about to become a priority for the Army? Emphatically, no. What it means is that the Army intelligence service was trying to inform the chain of command about modern applications on the internet and their potential to be used as a weapon. And guess what? That's their job. So I, for one, am glad they are doing it. With full knowledge, I might add, of the past abuses of civil rights that the US intelligence community has committed.

      When I worked as a software designer for Big Company, I remember they gave me a kind of cheesy pamphlet describing a day in the life of the target customer for our product, interspersed with market information. I bet to a marketer, everything in there was a "no shit Sherlock" fact, but to me as a developer it was new and valuable information. Same with this, to /.'ers this is a "no shit" idea, but to people whose lives are primarily spent off the internet it would be valuable.

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    7. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Terrorist.

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    8. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by carlzum · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait until they find out that there's an ultra-portable, wireless tool that allows terrorists to interact by voice and instantly exchange notes, photos, and videos. They can even customize the devices with anti-US skins and Bin Laden ring tones.

    9. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      I think that our defense agencies including the Army are very aware and very, very involved in study of all internet traffic at a sophisticated and penetrating level.
                        Since the public is never permitted to actually know about these secret practices we can have no clue as to the cost and whether these efforts have ever or will ever yield fruit.

    10. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by negRo_slim · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I see what you're saying, but I think I can understand the Army's motivation in talking of such things and it's their whole fixation on finding the "unknowns", they don't want a "game changer" of a technology or strategy unleashed upon them totally unawares. I believe Rumsfeld was lampooned for his attempt to explain it in a press conference. Regardless it is talked about in higher circles than late night tv watchers and makes sense, to immediately assume this as a threat to democracy is a little ridiculous.

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    11. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A hypothesis would be that they are trying to implement hooks to restrict 'free speech', the latter being a potential 'operation tool' for 'terrorists'.

      Did anyone bring up anything about banning anything? Didn't think so. It is hyperbole to say the US military is about to ban free speech because they are studying twitter as a tool that can be used in certain scenarios by a terrorist. Part of their job is to study *every* potential tool that our enemies use. If they didn't they would be blamed as ignorant or out-of-touch.

      The summary is short, but the issue isn't that they are stupid and don't realize that the internet is one big communications tool. They INVENTED the darn thing. It's the specifics of how it is used. Twitter is obviously a different tool than chat rooms, just like Facebook is different from the days of people having their own personal home pages.

    12. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      Go look up Operation Able Danger.

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    13. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by PainMeds · · Score: 1

      The reasoning behind this is that otherwise semi-private communication, such as email and encryption, reveals the existence of a conversation, and hence a relationship. The idea of using a social networking tool like Twitter is to hide both the conversation as well as proof of the relationship. Using something like lexical steganography, two malicious parties can communicate with each other in plain sight, without any connection linking them together. This is paramount when you're talking about building isolated terrorist cells; if one cell goes down, the bad guys don't want the government being able to connect it to other cells. Something like Twitter, which is mostly anonymous, is ideal for this kind of operation.

    14. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I want to know how in the world they think anyone, especially terrorists, can plan anything in such a short space, there's only 140 characte

    15. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or what if they find out there are communication tools used by terrorists that are grown inside the terrorists bodies, which can only be removed by surgical procedures?

    16. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention most of them come with built in gps and location services so the terrorists will know exactly where to go!

      Apparently the person that wrote this is still using radios to communicate.

    17. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by OriginalArlen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      USMC lawyers who've resigned in protest (from the prosecution teams) in Gitmo have been smeared. At this stage, pretty much everyone's a terrorist. UK PM Gordon Brown just used anti-terror legislation against Iceland, ferchrisake...

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    18. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      What are you doing?

      Husayn is trying to figure out these stupid remote triggering devices. Anything to avoid spending Ramadan with his wife's sisters!

      Ali is watching Coalition troop movements. Bo-ring!

      Kamel wishes the carpet bombing would stop soon. The cave is cold. And the other martyrs smell bad.

      Akbar is thinking about the 72 virgins awaiting him in Paradise. They better not be fat like his sister Fatima, or he is going to feel very mislead by his imam.

      Commander Tariq says his Mujahedin should stop using the Zionist tool Twitter and get back to fighting the infidels, or he will beat them like the cowardly she-goats they are.

    19. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by k420 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Gotta love the fascist GOP. Next will be all liberals will have to wear a L on there clothing and forced to live in getto's.

    20. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone is stupid enough to have missed that the internet is a gigantic communication tool (for more than just porn).

      Wha? There's more than just porn???

    21. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading the article I noticed that the army seems to think that vegetarians are suspicious also.

    22. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Metroid72 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh oh.. you know what's next...

      The US Army says Twitter can be used as a terrorist tool.
      Obama has made several campaign announcements via Twitter.

      Wait for the champions of truth Fox News to put 2+2 together and denounce Obama for what he is.

    23. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by davester666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, to fix this, we just need to run all our idea's for new products and services by the government?

      I'm sure they'll have good ideas on how we can improve them (like, "insert code at this point to redirect all data to a gov't server, and then the server will send most of it back).

      And lord help us if the Army ever finds out individuals can set up private Jabber servers that encrypt all their messages, but that anybody can use (if the admin permits it).

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    24. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by David+Gerard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The page at that link smokes crack at the point where it asserts that amendments 11 on were the work of humans, but amendments 1-10 are actually the work of God.

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    25. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I want to know how in the world they think anyone, especially terrorists, can plan anything in such a short space, there's only 140 characte

      Keep It Simple, Stupid.

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    26. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Not just that it's possible, but also that it exists and is popular.

      You're quite correct, though -- just because they identify it as a "potential tool used by terrorists" doesn't mean they have any intention of restricting it -- only that they need to consider all possible tools at the disposal of an enemy.

    27. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A hypothesis would be that they are trying to implement hooks to restrict 'free speech', the latter being a potential 'operation tool' for 'terrorists'.

      Correct. They are attempting to develop coded language to be used against groups they consider a threat to their illegitimate power.

      activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis

      Those activists would include IWitness, a group of concerned citizens that dares to video tape police misconduct, police abuse, and police brutality. IWitness was the victim of a unconstitutional preemptive raid at the Larry Craig memorial RNC convention in Minnesota. IWitness video has been used to successfully contradict the false, sworn testimony of police officers, in court. Some would consider that double plus ungood.

    28. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      The purpose of this report was to secure funding to research possible terrorist messages on MP3 and pornographic websites and BitTorrent tracker lists.

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    29. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Hobadee · · Score: 1

      Wait - didn't the Army create the Internet to do just this in the first place? ...Oh, right - that was DARPA. Apparently the Army knows nothing about what DARPA creates...

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    30. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It must be quite obvious by now that this is NOT about protecting the US from 'dangerous terrorists'(TM). It's all about justifying the security and intelligence forces' jobs.

      You're an idiot.

      The GP is right, it is totally appropriate for the government and the military to be aware of the existence of services like Twitter and how they can be used. In the unlikely event that Twitter is somehow used in the execution of the next terrorist attack, I want the reaction from the government to be something like this:

      "The terrorists used the micro-blogging service Twitter to communicate with each other and coordinate the attack. We have previously evaluated Twitter, and do not believe the service itself to be a threat; unfortunately, any communications medium can be abused by those with criminal intent."

      I do NOT want the reaction to be something like this:

      "The terrorists used something called Twitter to carry out their attack. Until we can learn more about this new threat to freedom, we have ordered Twitter to be shut down. The FBI has just completed an operation to seize all computers and other equipment used in Twitter's operation, and several members of Twitter's staff are being held for questioning."

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    31. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duh. That's why we have surgical strikes.

    32. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by harry666t · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the last one being the only effective one.

      Terrorists are literally no longer terrorists if you are not afraid of them.

      By that definition, US govt is more of a terrorist than an average terrorist. I'm actually more afraid of what could a government do to "try to stop the terrorists" than what terrorists themselves might do to me.

    33. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      I guess it's fairly easy to use Twitter to say "BLOW SHIT UP!"

    34. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by bonkeydcow · · Score: 1

      unalienable not inalienable, why does everyone get this wrong?

    35. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      psssst! Infidel!
      Are you aware that the corrupt Zionist tools called "pencil" and "paper" can reliably be used to plan terrorist attacks?!?!? This seems to be a great loophole in the demonic USA's plan to crush and destroy our freedoms!
            All freedom-loving terrorists must be urged to master these tools quickly in order to plan future attacks!

    36. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by ppanon · · Score: 1

      I think that if that abuse of terror legislation was more widely known to investors, it would have serious negative impact on foreign investment in the UK.

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    37. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by bjourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you need to be told by a report that internet makes instant communication possible, then I don't think you should be in change of something important. Sentiments like that is exactly what gives you presidents who cant locate the countries they want to invade on a map.

    38. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Artifakt · · Score: 5, Informative

      I held a military intelligence slot for a year or so, and one thing that was incredibly basic, is MI is about capabilities, not intentions. The whole reason Military Intelligence is not really an oxymoron is summed up in this rule. It's the job of Intelligence to be a staff, not command position, and to report capabilities to commanders. At highest levels, it's Intelligence's job to report capabilities to civilian oversight. Commanders or civil governments are the people who decide if somebody is likely to use a particular capability in a particular way. And all the biggest decisions are reserved to the civilian government.
            A good military intelligence report to congress might list all the countries with H-bombs, how many they have, what Megatonnages they go to, how reliable their trigger mechanisms are thought to be, and so on. It won't say anything about whether Great Britain is less likely to use them against the US than, say, Pakistan. It's up to the US Congress to decide whether there is a real risk from some countries or not. That way, the military carefully avoids telling the government when to go to war, and it stays the civilian government's decision.
            If some guy in MI does his or her job right, he or she notices that twitter works at faster speeds in some real world case or other than some of the other communications methods. He or she reports that up the chain because it's a capability. The command chain and civilians are the people who need to decide if there's anybody intending to misuse this technology, and what should be done about it. Congress might go "ZOMG, Osama haz Twitterz! W3R3 D00MED!" and screw everyone's rights. But the MI guy did his or her job correctly.

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    39. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't take it so bad, this is probably the first time they've looked outside of THAT 5% of the web.

    40. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      I am sure that there are people in the Pentagon, due to their age or lack of experience with modern web apps, who have never considered this possibility and it's probably good they are made aware.

      They probably already were aware. The grey haired general or admiral in the Pentagon may not be up on the details of actually using these services from personal first hand experience, but they have entire staffs composed of younger officers (lieutenants to commanders usually) who's job it is to research, filter, and prepare reports for the admiral or the general, think of it like specialists and middle managers writing summaries for the executives, so that they have the information they need to make decisions and issue orders (usually long written ones). This report looks like it was prepared primarily to be sensational and scare up more program money from Congress and not so much to inform the generals and admirals about things that they already know.

    41. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps the U.S. Army could cross the Rubicon..... er, I mean the Potomac in December and install George Bush as a permanent president (Princeps). After all, we need to fight terrorism and Obama wants to end the fight, therefore we (the Army) cannot allow Obama to take over.

      And thus the Republic falls, replaced with an Imperator government. All in the name of "protecting the U.S. from terrorists, foreign and domestic".

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    42. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's a Twitter sockpuppet?! I'm impressed!

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    43. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 3, Funny
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    44. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      140 characters is more than enough. You would obviously use a pre-arranged code, and there are thousands of sentences that would look totally inconspicuous on Twitter to choose from as code phrases.

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    45. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by peragrin · · Score: 3, Funny

      well ending democracy in america with a king george who taxes and spends without consideration of those whom he governs, would be fitting irony.

      I wonder what we can throw into the boston harbor to start things off?

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    46. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 my friends, +1.

    47. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starbucks?

    48. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1

      The Constitution?

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    49. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing is that if you're internet-literate, reporting about Twitter is like reporting about the different sizes of paper your adversary might use to send a letter.

      It's all the internet. What you use on the internet is much less significant. E-mail, IM, Twitter, it's all essentially the same. Twitter is absolutely nothing special. It could be torn down and replaced with something else tomorrow. A report which talks about "Twitter" would then be completely invalidated. But a report which simply talks about "the internet" would remain valid. That's really what's silly about this.

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    50. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by The+Redster! · · Score: 1

      AOL CDs?

    51. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      King George?

    52. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. I think most people look at email and IM as one-to-one communication, and at web pages and blogs as for widespread distribution but not necessarily immediate. Easy to use systems designed for immediate widespread distribution, while not difficult to understand, also aren't necessarily obvious; the fact that it would be particularly valuable for coordinating a decently sized group in a tactical situation makes it important for commanders and policy makers to be aware of.

      So think of it as a report about services for immediate mobile information distribution, which happens to be exemplified by the current service Twitter. And in my mind, these kind of services are one of those things that is obvious once you know about it, but wouldn't occur to you otherwise. Keeping those things in mind its not necessarily a wasted report, and in fact does exactly what military intelligence is supposed to do, inform commanders of potential enemy tactics.

    53. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The people that wrote the Constitution said that "that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights". And in fact opponents of slavery later used this to claim that slavery was illegal since "The law of the Creator, which invests every human being with an inalienable title to freedom, cannot be repealed by any interior law which asserts that man is property". Now I think the people that wrote it really did consider the rights in the Bill of Rights to be granted by God not by the Bill of Rights which merely protected those rights from future governments.

      Hell, even as an atheist I can accept that some rights are things that you have in absence of any government and should be protected from all governments. And they say Creator rather than God, which is the sort of subtle linguistic distinction they took seriously.

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    54. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The thing is that if you're internet-literate, reporting about Twitter is like reporting about the different sizes of paper your adversary might use to send a letter.

      It's all the internet. What you use on the internet is much less significant. E-mail, IM, Twitter, it's all essentially the same. Twitter is absolutely nothing special. It could be torn down and replaced with something else tomorrow. A report which talks about "Twitter" would then be completely invalidated. But a report which simply talks about "the internet" would remain valid. That's really what's silly about this.

      It's not "all the internet" to the military. They can probably read some services but not others and that list changes constantly. This report might be a plea to the NSA to approach twitter for a tap so they can scan for keywords or whatever it is they do.

      Every time a new messaging medium pops up, someone needs to make sure it can be bugged.

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    55. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      UK PM Gordon Brown just used anti-terror legislation against Iceland, ferchrisake...

      Well, you can't be too hard on Pantomime Tony Blair. After all, Iceland did give us Björk...

    56. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorist.

      Yes he is. And now that you responded to his post you associated with him!

      Come to think of it I'm associated with you! ... Hmm better post as AC

    57. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by pan_sapiens · · Score: 1

      @Commander Tariq ... I didn't quite get all of that last Twitter .. did you go over the 140 character limit ?

    58. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by famebait · · Score: 1

      The thing is that if you're internet-literate, reporting about Twitter is like reporting about the different sizes of paper your adversary might use to send a letter.

      No, it's more like a medium that used to be only useful for propaganda (like say, cinema) has mutated and is can now also take on the role of rapid person-to-person message-oriented channel.

      No, it is not the greatest insight ever, but I'm sure there are people with important roles that need to be told this in order to get priorities straight. Good old spying and infiltration is still a much more efficient tool for many objectives than automated mass-surveillance, so it is not just 'all the internet'. It does pay to be aware of how the enemy communicates and how they could communicate. Doesn't mean the goal is to stop the channels involved.

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    59. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      And they say Creator rather than God, which is the sort of subtle linguistic distinction they took seriously.

      Or it could be because they were all part of a great Masonic conspiracy ;P

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    60. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh fuck it, I can't resist Godwinning the thread...

      "Hitler was a vegetarian, you know"

    61. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1

      We wish to thank the Senator from Naboo for his concern.

    62. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's is so racist but very funny... says saeed 'really!'

    63. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      It may be that liberty (and even privacy) are really the best tools against terrorism.

      It's strange that our current government sees freedom as a threat.

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    64. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      King George?

      You mean our "Little Prince"?

      He's nothing compared to Kaiser Wilhelm and his running mate the female Caligula trying to come up behind him.

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    65. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I agree, my god, don't tell them about SMS or instant chat clients like skype, msn messanger etc...
      And these people are the ones running our governments.
      This is when I wish fantasy was reality, and that all top agencies in the world were more like what we see on 24 with Jack Bawer then this!

    66. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US Govt should really fear my toothbrush cause that could be a secret terrorist operation tool.

      My cell phone cause I could detonate a remote bomb with it and call other terrorists.

      My bank account cause I might be using funds to pay other terrorists.

      My car because I might go somewhere to meet fellow terrorists.

      We should all go live in caves or something. Oh wait, welcome to Afghanistan. I guess I'll just plant a crop of heroin and try to make some money.

    67. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It must be quite obvious by now that this is NOT about protecting the US from 'dangerous terrorists'(TM). It's all about justifying the security and intelligence forces' jobs.

      You're an idiot.

      Despite your eloquent response, you are missing the point.

      I don't have any problem with MI investigating technology, that's their job. But why is this "Amazing" tidbit of information being reported to the general public? Ever ask yourself why the civilian population should care, or even know what MI is reporting?

      This is being publicized for one reason- to garner more public support for government 'wiretapping' of various services. This is simply more ammunition to use in the pursuit of Big Brother's Total Information Awareness campaign.

    68. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

      The question is, for whom is this a capability? Terrorists, right? Also, everyone else in the world with computing capability.

      That is slightly different than pinpointing where nukes are, which would at least be correlated with groups with enough money and connections and motivation to do something bad.

      This is tantamount to saying that the literal capability of speech is potentially a terrorist tool. What use does this obvious fact serve?

    69. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by jofny · · Score: 1
      This is silly on so many levels.

      1. Why would your opinion or level of fear redefine what other people are trying to do? That's sort of ego-centric isnt it? Tactics and strategy may not be successful, but that doesn't change what they are. Just because you're not scared doesn't mean someone isn't trying to scare you.

      2. Guns/bombs/etc. work just fine. If you have one pointed at you and youre not afraid, Im sure the next person in line will be after you get shot. If they're not, they get shot too. Either way, end of problem.

      3. Back to intent. This is almost the inverse of #1. Are you (or is any civilian for that matter) in any way in imminent danger of losing your life or your health as a result of any US federal policy directly targeting force against you to coerce another completely unrelated entity into doing something? If you go outside, is the store next door going to blow up becase the US government is trying to send a message? No, no.

      Im pretty upset by the US government for a lot of things (well, more so the people that keep reelecting idiots to Congress), but they're not terrorists - the idea is absurd on its face. The US military may kill civilians, but it's not policy and it's certainly not done for power amplification to convince a stronger entity that fights with traditional means to change position.

      If you're terrified of the US right now, I worry for you if you ever have to deal with regular real terrorism.

    70. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by dranga · · Score: 1

      How about Bush?

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      Oh no, not again.
    71. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that site itself is nutty.

      As for the anti-gov't beliefs:

      1. Gun Control is a conspiracy to enslave us starting with the removal of our ability to either defend ourselves or forcefully change our government.

      Partially true, but mostly due to politicians pandering for votes by saying "think of the children! guns kill kids!" and other stupid tripe. Extreme anti-gun voters are the bigger problem.

      2. The first ten amendments of The Constitution are God given an2.d all others are temporary, invalid or outright fraudulent.

      Weird, but harmless. Usually just the tax protesters, who won't bomb anyone, they just don't pay their taxes and come up with stupid justifications for the action. Harmless, except to the gov't bottom line, and not even then, the IRS gets them just fine.

      3. All judicial authority resides with the people. The jury, not the Judge, directs trials and can nullify laws they do not approve of.

      That statement is true to an extent. The jury can acquit as nullification and has a duty to the Republic to do so. Convicting based on one's one beliefs is wrong.

      4. U.S. sovereignty is being surrendered to the U.N., World Court, and World Bank, with the U.S. becoming an economic region of this New World Order.

      Sort of true, but we are the top dog. World Court is a joke, U.N. close behind, rubber stamps US desires or passes meaningless resolutions. They aren't doing jack shit in Darfour, and don't blame the US only, the other countries are sitting on their asses too. Doesn't make it right tho.

      5. Anti-Government activists often believe they have never accepted U.S. citizenship or can renounce it.

      Weird belief, some with it are violent, most not.

      6. Federal and State governments do not have the legal authority to levy taxes or interfere with travel or private enterprise by requiring licenses or regulating activity or conduct.

      Just like #5.

      Most would change their views after getting hit by a drunk driver.

      (anon posting because i dont want 2 to be banned from juries)

    72. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US military may kill civilians, but it's not policy and it's certainly not done for power amplification to convince a stronger entity that fights with traditional means to change position.

      They "abuse" (i.e. don't coddle) terrorists who are trying to kill us and end our way of life, and our gov't sentences them to years in prison.

      Abu Ghraib was wrong because it didn't go far enough!

    73. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      Um, can I just say that the line, "Human Rights are inalienable," is a grand ideal (and one I will defend to the death), but the practicality of the matter is, clearly these rights are being alienated on dozens of fronts.

      Law, constitutional or enacted, does not guarantee freedom unless the people...
      1. Trust that law,
      2. Trust those who administer and enforce those laws, and
      3. Actively participate in guarding those laws.

      Sadly, the time is approaching worldwide where the defence of those freedoms will come with great personal risk, therefore many will be less inclined to defend them. It is the dawn of a dark age.

      --
      "I hope you like Guinness, Sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for, er... food." Col. Jack O'Neil, SG-1
    74. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by jofny · · Score: 1

      *blink* Heads, meet Tails. You're on the same coin.

    75. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      On the 2nd page of your link...
      "(Anarchists) evolved from left wing or communist groups of the 60s and 70s"

      WTF? Anarchism was around long before communism, at least 150 years in a generally codified form.

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      "I hope you like Guinness, Sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for, er... food." Col. Jack O'Neil, SG-1
    76. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Ah, now you have raised an interesting point.

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    77. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by harry666t · · Score: 1

      > I worry for you if you ever have to deal with regular real terrorism.

      In my part of the world (central Europe) terrorism is as common as flying pigs (well, you can put a pig on a catapult and launch it to hell). If I were to be afraid, I'd rather be afraid of going out at evening (my sister has been robbed 30m away from our home, my neighbor has been beaten to unconsciousness, etc). But I've been living here for > 18 months and I yet have to run into any trouble. So, no, thanks, you don't have to worry.

    78. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Ifandbut · · Score: 1

      Oh man, that was great. Some friends in college went to see him. My college was the last stop before he went to DC. Apparently my college was Achmed's big debut.

    79. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      I know you guys are joking, but I think the Army has a point. Twitter could easily be used to quickly tell a large group of people what is going on no matter where they are more effectively than chatrooms or email. Useful for friends and terrorists alike.

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    80. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicely put! Agree 100%

  2. Paper and pencil by BSAtHome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry, but I get tired of these messages. Terrorists could potentially use paper and pencils to communicate too. Lets outlaw that too. The hammer and the screwdriver are terrible weapons. Let us outlaw anything that has a potential. And please start with my hands because they are the most lethal of all.

    Common sense; it is so rare, it is a god damn superpower.

    1. Re:Paper and pencil by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Hey, my descendents could be terrorists. Does that mean my balls can be classed as terrorist weapons? Maybe Bush, Blair and Cheney should get down there and have a look at them just in case.

      I mean what the fucking Hell is it with people who consider Twitter a potential terrorist tool? And they're complaining that it's being used for disseminating extremist ideologies? Oh no - Bad Thoughts! We must eliminate Bad Thoughts.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    2. Re:Paper and pencil by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I get tired of these messages. Terrorists could potentially use paper and pencils to communicate too.

      Now that's just crazy talk. I've never seen anybody use those outside of historical reconstitutions.

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      May contain traces of nut.
      Made from the freshest electrons.
    3. Re:Paper and pencil by Convector · · Score: 1

      Anything could be used as a terrorist tool. The ONLY possible solution therefore is the complete destruction of the entire Universe and everything in it. Anyone who disagrees is obviously in league with the terrorists.

    4. Re:Paper and pencil by Fumus · · Score: 1

      And let's poke out every child's eye when they are born. 3D vision is a deadly asset.

    5. Re:Paper and pencil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why everyone here can calm down. The report could probably be paraphrased like this:

      "Terrorists used to use paper and pencils. Then they started using phones. Then email. Now they are using social networks."

      It doesn't mean that anyone is trying to ban Twitter. It's definitely not claiming that everyone or even a small proportion of Twitter users are terrorists. It's just telling all the old timers where to look for new avenues of communication.

    6. Re:Paper and pencil by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Taken to its logical conclusion, your brain is the most dangerous weapon of all.

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      Good-bye
    7. Re:Paper and pencil by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you're missing the point. No where in the article does it mention trying to ban Twitter (which would be completely ridiculous). What the intelligence report does is exactly what the Army Intelligence group is supposed to do, identify potential tactics that adversaries may use, and inform the decision-makers of those things. While an officer may understand and use email, the use of twitter, which focuses not on individual communication but mass distribution, is a different enough model that older colonels and generals may not have imagined it on their own. Informed decisions are always better ones.

      I think this is really the most frustrating thing about the way the past 7 or 8 years have gone is that the obvious abuses make people have a knee-jerk reaction that even reasonable actions are wrong.

    8. Re:Paper and pencil by fatduck · · Score: 1

      Except the article says nothing about "outlawing Twitter," nor was the report intended to warn the public of the dangers of evil Twitter. It was an internal report suggesting that intelligence analysts should look at social networking tools like Twitter as possible venues for terrorist communication. Is it somewhat obvious? Sure. That doesn't justify your knee-jerk response which, in my opinion, is a lot more "fear-mongering" than the government you're criticizing for no reason.

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      Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
    9. Re:Paper and pencil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Napoleon Bonaparte once said that the Bourbons would have been able to hold onto their monarchy, if they had only controlled access to writing materials.

    10. Re:Paper and pencil by philspear · · Score: 1

      Let us outlaw anything that has a potential. And please start with my hands because they are the most lethal of all.

      Mr. Norris? Is that you? I'm personally more worried about your legs, sir.

    11. Re:Paper and pencil by zuperduperman · · Score: 1

      Time to calm down a bit. There is not one word in the linked article that suggests twitter be be outlawed or any restriction or constraint be put on anything.

      It's just an internal report stating the obvious - that, especially in the event of an attack, terrorists might use a service like twitter to communicate. The entire net result of this is probably that some military boffin will be assigned to write some perl script that grabs twitter feeds and filters them for keywords so that if an attack occurs the military can watch the channels and listen in and if the terrorists are stupid enough to start broadcasting their plans over twitter (really, why?) they can intercept them and intervene.

    12. Re:Paper and pencil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Bush, Blair and Cheney should get down there and have a look at them just in case.

      I don't know if anyone told you this, but Blair is not the Prime Minister of the UK anymore. You might try reading a newspaper or browsing a news web site.

    13. Re:Paper and pencil by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      I don't know if anyone told you this, but Blair is not the Prime Minister of the UK anymore. You might try reading a newspaper or browsing a news web site.

      True, but it's easy to get Tony Blair and Gordon Brown mixed up. It's not like there is any real difference between them. Labour simply picked Brown because they wanted to continue the same shit, but Blair the person had gotten to be too unpopular. Brown is really nothing more than a Pantomime of Tony Blair.

    14. Re:Paper and pencil by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      my descendents could be terrorists. Does that mean my balls can be classed as terrorist weapons?

      Carries 2 bricks

      Hi, I'm with the Terrorist Disarming Force. Would you please drop your pants for a minute. This isn't going to hurt much. For me at least.

      Loud bang, followed by sounds of terrible agony

      Here's some aspirine. And put some ice on it.

    15. Re:Paper and pencil by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      And I don't know if anyone told you this, but Brown wasn't Prime Minister at the time that Britain went to war. You might try, maybe, thinking things through before you criticise.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    16. Re:Paper and pencil by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      But if Brown had had the spine to turn round and tell Phony Tony to fuck off, Bliar would have had to back down or risk a huge split in the Neues Arbeit project.

      Nice to see Mandelson back, though - cronying up with the KKK (Kikes, KGB and Krooks) as though he never went away.

      --
      One swallow does not a fellatrix make
    17. Re:Paper and pencil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has gone for a lot longer than the last 7 or 8 years. Thanks for joining our programming, already in progress.
       
      You don't think we didn't hear of some odd national emergency that would allow Clinton to extend his stay in the white house just as he should have been packing up and leaving? You don't remember the talk of bans on ammunition because, technically speaking, any ammunition is armor piercing under the right circumstances and even more so since the law didn't define the terms involved? And this is just to scratch the surface.
       
      Please, stop being such a small minded n00b on the matter.

    18. Re:Paper and pencil by YenTheFirst · · Score: 1

      Hey, my descendents could be terrorists. Does that mean my balls can be classed as terrorist weapons?

      Reminds me of one of my favorite comic strips, sinfest.
      here
      and here

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      It's not stupid. It's Advanced.
  3. Terror...? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Funny


    Maybe if you define terror as "really, really irritating."

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    Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    1. Re:Terror...? by owlnation · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well... this is the first time I'd be willing to go along with the Security Theater.

      I'm sure this is just yet another cheap viral marketing scam by Twitter. Get restricted = seem cool, fashionable and necessary. I don't approve of calling everything (or indeed, pretty much anything) a terrorist threat, but in this case if the net result is no more Twitter... then Military, please go right ahead.

      I'm sure Twitter could actually be useful if it wasn't run and marketed by a total bunch of jerks, desperately trying to get rich off a quick buyout.

  4. When computers are outlawed-- by HycoWhit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When computers are outlawed, only outlaws will have computers!! All this new fangled technology that old, white men don't understand needs to be banned!

    1. Re:When computers are outlawed-- by hazem · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When computers are outlawed, only outlaws will have computers!!

      That reminds me that the US has (or had) tight restrictions on what kinds of computer technology could be exported to "countries we don't like". They were regulated under "Arms Control" because they could be used to do nuclear weapons simulations and difficult-to-crack cryptography. The limits were at one point low enough that some game consoles qualified for the restrictions.

      Seems to me that then makes computers something that can be protected under the 2nd amendment. If they're regulated under "arms control" then they must be "arms" that are clearly covered by "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed".

      And with the recent supreme court case that determined that it is indeed a "individual right" and not a "collective right" then I think we USians may actually get to keep our computers...

  5. SMS? by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sure the bad guys haven't figured out how to send an SMS to several numbers on disposable phones. ~

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    Invenio via vel creo
    1. Re:SMS? by OriginalArlen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, personally I very much doubt it'll ever happen, but in the interests of balance I must point out that the UK Govt. recently floated a trial balloon about demanding primary ID for mobile phone purchases...

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      Everything I needed to know about life, I learnt from Blake's Seven
    2. Re:SMS? by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      If this is implemented, the evil terrorists need only take a few train journeys and collect the government's mislaid laptops filled with the proles' identity card information.

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      They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
  6. You've got to be kidding me by wilhelm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just wait until the government figures out that terrorists use the US Mail for their terrorist activities. Whatever will we do then? Won't somebody please think of the children?

    If there is a method of communication, the probability of these ubiquitous "terrorists" using it for communication are pretty close to 1. File this story under "duh".

    FP?

    1. Re:You've got to be kidding me by shawb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And the US Mail can be used to spread Anthrax! That's biological terrorism or copyright violation either way!>

      But seriously, it would surprise me if twitter was NOT already being monitored en masse by the NSA. Not only is there the potential for catching actual terrorist communication, but merely analyzing the patterns in which tweets are sent could be a quick alert that some sort of sudden disaster is occuring... whether natural disaster like an earthquake, an accidental explosion in an industrial location, or a terrorist activity. It may be possibly to analyze the data to pinpoint the location of an event by where the tweets are sent from without having to even read the contents. Sure, there would be potential for abuse of such monitoring, but there would be potential for early warning which just may allow for cleanup and relief efforts to arrive that much quicker and better informed. It wouldn't be about the tool, it would be about who has access to it.

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
  7. Just wait for the plan to send soldiers in to the by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait for the plan to send soldiers in to the net.

  8. Why Doesn't The Military Simply.. by BlueStrat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why doesn't the military simply save itself a lot of time and wasted effort and the rest of the people a ton of tax money and just simply report that any communications system from a wink or a semaphore to encrypted satellite communications could be used by bad guys, and that anything from a rock to a rocket could be a potential weapon?

    Cheers!

    Strat

    --
    Progressivism (aka US 'Liberalism'): Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.
    1. Re:Why Doesn't The Military Simply.. by ozbird · · Score: 1

      The point of these reports isn't to state the obvious, but to highlight specific capabilities to the decision makers, who decide what to do about it: nothing, monitor it, subvert it, bomb it. The latter process never gets reported because it a) doesn't get cheap laughs, and b) is probably classified.

      "Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms." - Groucho Marx

    2. Re:Why Doesn't The Military Simply.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded +5 Insightful? Obviously, almost anything we can think of could potentially be used as a weapon. That says nothing about the likelihood of that potential. In an effort to curb and stop this activity before the deeds are already done, the military is trying to identify likely channels of terrorist communication, likely forms of weaponry and likely ways they will use said weaponry.

      Before Sept. 11th, I'm sure you would have been the type of person to laugh at the incompetency of the US military for looking into using commercial airplanes as terrorist weapons...

  9. Lord help us all! by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    - Buying explosives. Thanks tom!
    - Shaping explosvies.
    - Milling bomb casing.
    - Filling bomb casing.
    - Rigging fuse. Hehe I made the + terminal blue instead of RED! That'll get'em!
    - Putting bomb in suitcase. This new Ralph Lauren suitcase design is DYNOMITE! :D
    - Getting in car. We sould really put some Al-Qaeda funds into something better than an 92 GeoMetro. This thing sucks.
    - Leaving on Airplane. Phone off! ByeBye for now! Don't want to crash plane.
    - Landed! The big apple awaits!
    - Picked up food at McDonalds on third street. Mmmmmm McFlurry goodness.
    - Bomb planted on 5th and James. They should make larger trashcans. Those things are TINY!1!
    - Bored. Waiting at Starbucks. Prices are insane!

    1. Re:Lord help us all! by slimjim8094 · · Score: 3, Funny
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  10. Why not be honest by HalAtWork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The US Army views things through a certain lens where the major thing they consider about anything is "How will terrorists use it?" The truth is, there are nefarious ways to use almost everything, even a pencil. You can't prevent bad things from happening just by thinking up how they may happen. If someone wants to badly enough, they can achieve grand things. That goes for good and bad. It takes the apathy of many people, or even someone who may charm angsty groupies, or whatever. Why spend time being afraid and worrying about what may happen? We can't possibly take preventative measures against absolutely every manner of causing harm or allowing ingress. This isn't news, it's just the army doing their... "job" I guess...

    1. Re:Why not be honest by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is that - just the Army doing their job. Evaluation of security implications means analysis of capabilities. Is twitter capable of being used for nefarious purposes? Of course.

      If you bother to read TFA you'll see that the same analysis is being applied to several other ubiquitous technologies including GPS.

      This sort of thing is very routine; nothing to see here, move along.

    2. Re:Why not be honest by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More to the point, the US intelligence community doesn't seem to have a very good track record when it comes to using information. The US used bad information to validate invading Iraq, after not listening to good information about terrorists who would like to use airplanes as missiles to attack the WTC.

      Basically, after those and other brilliant blunders regarding information, I do not believe that the US government has any clue where it's collective ass is, never mind how to scratch it when it comes to terrorist activities and communications.

      All of that assumes that 9/11 wasn't an inside job.

      The truth of the matter is that any unlawful attempt or actual infringement of citizen's rights is nothing less than treason against the Constitution of the USA as established and amended up to this time. Those who would break the laws as established in order to provide security against a threat that is not proven to exist are warmongers and worse, they are criminal warmongers. Treason is not a class D misdemeanor people. We're talking about people that should be hung by the neck until dead... after a "fair gitmo trial" of course.

      All this concern about terrorists. Please, please won't somebody show that they actually exist before infringing my rights? OBL is probably having trouble breathing for laughing so hard at how the current US government has done all his work for him.

    3. Re:Why not be honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I didn't RTFA and I'm AC but if the US army didn't include themselves I say their list is incomplete. Unless of course the operative word is "possible".

    4. Re:Why not be honest by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      "Basically, after those and other brilliant blunders regarding information, I do not believe that the US government has any clue where it's collective ass is, never mind how to scratch it when it comes to terrorist activities and communications."

      There are two items you are commenting on, the WMA / Iraq issue, and 9/11. The first was obviously a politically motivated attempt to find an excuse, not an intelligence failure. The second was an intelligence failure.

      The problem with your analysis is that it sets an impossibly high standard for success. One mistake over a period of a decade and you are labeled a total incompetent. The fact of the matter is that no humanly devised system can achieve perfection. This is why terrorists will always find a way to wreak havok given enough time.

    5. Re:Why not be honest by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Before boarding an aircraft recently, I was asked 'are you carrying anything that could be used as a weapon?' In my head, I quickly ran through a few dozen ways of using various items I was carrying as weapons. 'No' I replied.

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      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    6. Re:Why not be honest by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Actually, the 'problem' with my analysis is that it was posted to slashdot where posters have notoriously little time to compose a detailed analysis of anything let alone the last 8 years of US politics, intelligence errors, power grabbing, and other misdeeds inside the beltway, as they say. While you may think that an impossibly high standard, I do not. We have had ALL of the cold war to perfect intelligence gathering. Mistakes that lead to millions of innocent dead, TRILLIONS in federal debt (and other financial disasters) just show that all that practice was thrown away or ignored like that mythical 800 lb gorilla in the room.

      Incompetence hardly ever does serious damage unless it is rampant in the halls of power for any given situation. Yes, no system will ever be %100 terrorist-proof. The trouble is that we are spending billions every year to try to ensure that flying is. It will never be, and this is just a waste of money, resources, and a method to use to strip citizens of their rights. They are throwing money at a problem that DOES NOT exist. Why? Answer that question. We should be equally concerned about scenarios that have been described by several movies, such as the latest Die Hard installment, a couple of British attempts, and all kinds of scifi stories.

      It would take much less skill than flying a fully loaded 757 to do much more damage. OBL simply wanted to start the ball rolling. Now that it is in play, W and his friends are doing the rest of the dirty work for him. No, that is not tin foil had bullshit. If you wish to argue that it is, please explain where the information is that makes terrorism on commercial airlines a valid and imminent threat. Please explain all the wasted money by DHS and TSA. Please explain why the UK is doing so much to spy on their citizens, and other such moves around the western world.

      So, no, I did not throw out a huge, well thought out and researched post. Here on slashdot it is not overly plausible to do so. That does not make the points I made invalid or less valid.

    7. Re:Why not be honest by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      "If you wish to argue that it is, please explain where the information is that makes terrorism on commercial airlines a valid and imminent threat. Please explain all the wasted money by DHS and TSA."

      The wasted money is due to a very old phenomena - the use of the existence of external treats trumped up by political leaders in order to justify their positions of power. The threats do not have to be real, and they do not have to be large. They just need to be wrapped in the powerful totems of nationalism by the ruling parties. It has nothing to do with the effectiveness of the intelligence community. It has everything to do with the greed of the politicians running the country and the apathy of the electorate.

      At the lower levels of the intelligence agencies I believe there are a lot of good and dedicated people. The administrators however serve at the whim of politicians who require conclusions that suit their own agendas. Unfortunately this results in disasters like the war in Iraq.

    8. Re:Why not be honest by dword · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. The fact that Twitter is a possible terrorist "Operation Tool" as the headline suggest is nothing surprising. In fact, it's common sense! Those guys just try to evaluate everything they can get their hands on and see what can be used for dangerous activities. I don't see any problem with this, it's a job. The real problem which should appear on the front page (in fact, on any page) would be if they'd take down Twitter.

      Come on, editors, please stop wasting our time with things that can't be considered news in any way. This is definitely not information that's worth bothering to read. If you want to keep your users who may click on ads and who may even become subscribers, start posting the real stuff.

      A few years ago /. used to be so cool that you would forget about reading the comments because you'd go through all the links in the summary and study the articles but now we just see things that are, as I've said before, common sense. This is even lower than common knowledge.

      I'm going to get myself some beer. Laters.

    9. Re:Why not be honest by jschrod · · Score: 1

      activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used it to provide information on police movements. 'Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives

      This is more than reporting capabilities. This is judging its use, and using odd criteria for that judgement.

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      Joachim

      People don't write Manifestos any more -- what's going on in this world? [Frank Zappa]

  11. Ah, the magic funding-word. by EWAdams · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In chemistry, you can get funding for anything as long as you can relate it to cancer, no matter how tenuously.

    "Terrorism" is the "cancer" of security folks -- magically gets them support and funding. Used to be Communism, but that is SO 20th century.

    If we ever reach a state where we don't have anything to be afraid of, the security-freaks will have to invent something in order to keep their jobs. Oh, wait...

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    I piss off bigots.
    1. Re:Ah, the magic funding-word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funding, of course, but also the "justification" for more power over the people:

      "Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives", the report said

      Extremist ideoligies such as freedom of speech, freedom to move about unrestricted, freedom from arbitrary search and seizure, and of course the most extremist of all ideologies: limits on government power and government revenue. These will all have to be monitored to keep the radicals from compromising the power pyramid, without which society would collapse.

    2. Re:Ah, the magic funding-word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These will all have to be monitored to keep the radicals from compromising the power pyramid, without which "society" would collapse, and by "society" we mean the privileges the wealthy and powerful have given themselves over the plebes.

      There. Fixed that for you.

  12. Everyone is plotting against you by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    Every tool of communication can be used to plot against the government.

    It used to be that all they had to do was tap your land-line phones and read your mail. Now they have to tap your phones, fax, text messages, in-game chats, web pages, e-mail, viral videos, and the secret messages contained in your spam.

    The more options of communication you have, the more chances you have to be plotting against them.

    Obviously you must be stopped while they still can.

    They bring new meaning to the term "Communications Tool".

    --
    "Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
    1. Re:Everyone is plotting against you by plover · · Score: 1

      They bring new meaning to the term "Communications Tool".

      I thought the official Communications Tool was Dana Perino.

      --
      John
  13. Just wait by Gorgonzolanoid · · Score: 1

    Just wait till they discover slashdot. Not only a communications means for terrorists, it's a goddam weapon that can make entire websites grind to a halt.

  14. By Terrorist... by Anik315 · · Score: 0, Troll

    They, of course, they mean anything critical of U.S. government or U.S. policy. By insurgent, they mean Democrat... It doesn't matter anyway, Democrats will win. Democrats will destroy Republicans this fall. We won. And we will keep winning. So shut your racist face.

    1. Re:By Terrorist... by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      In other words, by next spring it will be "by insurgent, they mean Republican".

    2. Re:By Terrorist... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      My condolences for the integrity of your party, which has reached such a low point point that any attack on its would-be President is dismissed as motivated-by-racism.

      P.S. Crying victory in advance of the election like you and your party's campaign have been doing -- may be accurate, but is rather rude and disrespectful to the American electorate and electoral process.

      --
      The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    3. Re:By Terrorist... by Anik315 · · Score: 1

      Listen fucker, we are going kill you this fall.

    4. Re:By Terrorist... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      Leaving aside interpretations of your comment as a terroristic threat*, that's probably true, but you, like, completely missed my point. Basically, I think your party is going to pot, just like the Republicans did when George W Bush got elected and they had majorities in Congress. Only you're liable to have a super-majority, so you'll have even fewer reasons to exercise restraint and self-control. That's not a healthy situation for any political party.

      Also not healthy: telling political opponents "listen, fucker, we're going to kill you". What's the deal? Did my petty little Slashdot comment, of all things, upset you? It shouldn't have provoked such a response. That it did, I contend, is a sign that all is not well. But, whatever. If you don't actually care about the integrity of your own party, you're fulfilling a variety of negative conservative stereotypes about your party's constituents.

      (*this is a legal term describing threats such as the one you made, and not actually related to terrorism at all. so don't worry about that angle. :P)

      --
      The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    5. Re:By Terrorist... by Anik315 · · Score: 1

      Listen fucker, not only are we going to kill you next fall, we are kill you in 2010, 2012 and possibly for a whole generation. You'll be lucky if you're leaders aren't prosecuted as the war criminals. Do you understand, fucker?

    6. Re:By Terrorist... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      You need to calm down, sir. You're not helping your cause, you're not actually harming any of those terrible conservative people you hate, and you're not doing yourself any good getting all riled up about nothing.

      As for the "whole generation", you are welcome to dream on. Like the members of the Republican party over the past eight years, you shall all too soon know the taste of broken promises, the grunge of corruption, and assorted other bitter stings of reality - and you will rue the day when your party was freed from accountability. Oh, you believe that your party is Different, that they will be Better than all that. I pray, for your sake and the sake of everyone, that they are! But you and I shall both have the chance to see this in action. Take care that you do not bury your head in the sand and pretend that all is well when it is not (as the Republicans did these past eight years). Let their mistakes be a warning to you.

      also, you don't really need to call me 'fucker'. It's not more than mildly annoying, and it makes you come off looking like an idiot.

      --
      The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    7. Re:By Terrorist... by Anik315 · · Score: 1

      woof, woof

  15. in a related story by gearloos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homeland securit bans use of all telephones. Cites device could be used for communication.

    --
    "Computers are a lot like Air Conditioners" "They both work great until you start opening Windows"
  16. You know... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Our approach to finding terrorist "operational tools" seems to be almost identical to our approach to finding patentable "methods".
    Everybody remember the ghastly rash of patents of the form "*yada, yada, something obvious and already common* On the Internet!"? It appears that we are going through the same thing here. Today it is Terrorism, on Twitter!, a while back it was Terrorism, on Wow!, even Terrorism, hidden in kiddie porn!(the ultimate in integrated police state rationalizations. Proposed in Britain, of course. I wish I were kidding).

    Terrorism is a threat, albeit an absurdly and dangerously overhyped one; but all this stuff about "OMG TERRORISTS USING $COMMUNICATION_TOOL!" is just stupid(or aimed at laying the groundwork for controlling $COMMUNICATION_TOOL; but our Heroic and Patriotic leaders would never do that). Obviously terrorists need to communicate, obviously they'll use whatever happens to fit their needs, which probably means almost exactly the same things as any other criminal enterprise.

  17. Free Speech = Terrorism by dcollins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Nuff said.

    --
    We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    1. Re:Free Speech = Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn troll!!
      In case anyone's interested, it should be:
      Free Speech == Terrorism

    2. Re:Free Speech = Terrorism by Loko+Draucarn · · Score: 1

      It's too late now, he's already done the assignment.
      We're stuck with Free Speech == Terrorism until someone does a Free Speech = <something else> or Terrorism = <Something else>.

    3. Re:Free Speech = Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in Object Pascal >.>

    4. Re:Free Speech = Terrorism by dcollins · · Score: 1

      I'm a mathematician, you insensitive clod!

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
  18. s/twitter/brains/g by MadHakish · · Score: 1

    As Possible Terrorist "Operation Tool" "A draft US Army intelligence report has identified the popular thinking device, a "Brain", as a potential terrorist tool. A chapter titled 'Potential for Terrorist Use of Brains' notes that brain users reported the July Los Angeles earthquake faster than news outlets and activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used it to provide information on police movements. Brains are already used by some members to think of and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives,' the report said. The report goes on to say, 'Terrorists could theoretically use their brains in the US as an operation tool.'

    --
    Wisest is he who knows he does not know.
  19. And in other news... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    The military discovers that human speech may be used to transfer terrorist information and requests that all non authorized speech be banned.

    They wont be happy until every second of everyones day is tracked, and they have a way to scan your brain daily for 'subversive thoughts'.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  20. Hey US Army by falcon5768 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Terrorists can use TXT messages too... and guess what... TXT messages are more secure than Twitter.

    --

    "Slashdot, where telling the truth is overrated but lying is insightful."

    1. Re:Hey US Army by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Terrorists can use TXT messages too... and guess what... TXT messages are more secure than Twitter.

      Not necessarily. It's easy to identify the recipient of an SMS text message - it's whatever phone number the message was sent to, obviously. Of course, associating the phone number to a person may not be possible (e.g. if they paid cash for a pre-paid phone), but at least you know their phone number, which you can correlate with call records (under subpoena, of course).

      On the other hand, since Twitter is a broadcast-style service that anyone can subscribe to, there could be hundreds of people subscribed to a particular feed, and no way to tell which one of them can understand the hidden message (using pre-arranged code words, etc.).

      Suicide bombers don't much care about being identified after the fact. Most terrorists, especially domestic terrorists, want to live to see the results of their actions without getting caught.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    2. Re:Hey US Army by ymgve · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, since Twitter is a broadcast-style service that anyone can subscribe to, there could be hundreds of people subscribed to a particular feed, and no way to tell which one of them can understand the hidden message (using pre-arranged code words, etc.).

      In a few months, someone at Pentagon will "realize" that the time and place of bombings back in Iraq might be used to send hidden messages to terrorist cells in the U.S.

      Two hours later, all journalists will be ordered to leave Iraq.

  21. Re:Good grief. by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

    >>>Twitter as a potential terrorist tool.
    Judas Priest.

    What does Twitter have to do with a 80's hair band?

  22. "Terrorist enthusiasts" by interiot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Terrorists may or may not be using voice-changing software but it should be of open source interest that online terrorist and/or terrorist enthusiasts are discussing it."

    So there are terrorist fanbois online now too? By definition, a terrorist is someone engaged in asymmetric warfare, i.e. one of their main advantages is stealth/secrecy, so it's hard to see how someone would be an enthusiastic promoter of it in public. "Terrorist enthusiast" is such an odd turn of phrase that almost all hits are for this article itself.

    1. Re:"Terrorist enthusiasts" by Indefinite,+Ephemera · · Score: 4, Funny

      They were enthusiasts while it was still underground, and would be disappointed to see it going mainstream.

    2. Re:"Terrorist enthusiasts" by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Al Qaeda has sold out.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  23. uh oh by belal1 · · Score: 0

    wait till they find out about GPG and TOR.... and dare I say it.... Linux.

  24. Surely this is an overreaction? by GBC · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know he supposedly has a lot of sockpuppets, but calling Twitter a possible terrorist operation tool is a bit much, isn't it?

    1. Re:Surely this is an overreaction? by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Airplanes, /. threads...it's all hijacking.

      --
      I don't believe in time. It's a grand conspiracy designed to sell watches.
  25. Neurons! by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    A joint committee between DARPA, Homeland Security, the CIA, NSA, FBI and BATF to day reported scientific findings supporting prior suspicions that neurons are a potential terrorist tool. The blue-ribbon committee recommends HLS licensing the expression of genes for BDNF as a precaution.

  26. Never mind the Ruttles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this story is alleging that twitter is useful for something, then I call bullshit on the whole thing.

  27. Re:Good grief. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Judas Priest was not a hair band. Either you're trolling or you were born in 1995.

    Why don't you go to the playground and try what James Vance took two tries to accomplish.

  28. Don't forget by consonant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    /. is a terrorist haven! All you have to do is browse at -1 on all Apple/Google/Nintendo stories!

    1. Re:Don't forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nintendo sucks!

  29. Moderator terrorists by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the internet is nothing but a gigantic communications tool

    That's right! And, what's worse, they have infiltrated the Slashdot moderation system! They are using Slashdot moderators to transmit their messages. Watch this:

    If this post is moderated (-1, Offtopic) it means "skyjack an aircraft"

    If this post is moderated (-1, Redundant) it means "bomb the Pentagon"

    If this post is moderated (-1, Overrated) it means "spread anthrax over a large US city"

    If this post is moderated (-1, Troll) it means "put child pornography in the internet"

    If this post is moderated (-1, Flamebait) it means "send a suicide bomber to the subway"

    If this post is moderated (+1, Insightful) it means "disband, they found us out"

    If this post is moderated (+1, Interesting) it means "go to the FBI and tell everything about us"

    If this post is moderated (+1, Informative) it means "sorry, we are wrong"

    If this post is moderated (+1, Funny) it means "get a life, don't be a terrorist"

    If this post is moderated (+1, Underrated) it means "terrorist? Oops, sorry, I wanted to be a theorist"

    1. Re:Moderator terrorists by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Funny


      Never have I been so sincere in saying this, but: I wish I had mod points. :D

      --

      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    2. Re:Moderator terrorists by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder which will happen first...the FBI will break into your house and beat you till you admit you are a terrorist, or the terrorists you work with will bust into your house and beat you for leaking their code onto the internet. Either way, I'd take some Advil, cause you are going to have a killer of a headache in a little while.

    3. Re:Moderator terrorists by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's currently modded insightful, flamebait and underrated. So the would-be theorists are going to send a suicide bomber to the subway and then disband?

    4. Re:Moderator terrorists by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Scratches head. Doh, I was aiming for "get a life, don't be a terrorist", but go understand /. moderators. Maybe they *are* a terrorist communications unit, after all...

    5. Re:Moderator terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Moderators have already shown your idea to be completely unreliable.

      It'd be easier (and far less unpredictable) to give your operatives a list numbered from 1 to 10 and a 1d10.

    6. Re:Moderator terrorists by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      I see you've been getting a lot of points today. Are you the leader?

      --
      What?
    7. Re:Moderator terrorists by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      This had better mean that the Australian govts retarded internet filter will filter out Trolls as well.

  30. Hey Osama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ICQ

  31. Doublespeak by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 0, Troll
    From TFA: Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives..

    According to our current NeoCon government: 'extremist ideologies and perspectives' == anything that criticizes our regime, or that we otherwise don't agree with.

    Vote for Obama. Why? Two reasons:

    1. This can no longer be a country for Old White Men, and (unfortunately)
    2. We don't have any other choice

    P.S.: Go ahead and mod me down to -1, Troll|Flamebait|$whatever. Doesn't change my opinion OR invalidate what I'm saying, and it sure as hell doesn't make you right, bitches. At least I have the guts to make a post like this as myself and not as Anonymous Coward.

    1. Re:Doublespeak by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      But I'm an old white man!

      (Not actually old. Still white, still male. And not interested in the Obamessiah. Also not AC.)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    2. Re:Doublespeak by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      Can jeans make a woman's ass look bigger? Maybe, but there's probably some junk in the trunk to begin with. This comparison seems to work here:

      You think that modding you down doesn't make you wrong. You're right, modding you down doesn't make you wrong; being wrong makes you wrong. It makes the mods right.

      --
      Women are like electronics: you don't know how damaged they are until you try to turn them on.
    3. Re:Doublespeak by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

      So you'd vote for 4 to 8 years of the same old crap, but probably worse? Just put a bullet in your head, it'll be faster and less painful.

    4. Re:Doublespeak by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 2

      The history books will judge whether I'm right or wrong, not you, not I, nor anyone else. Modding me down is just misuse of the moderating mechanism for the purpose of disagreeing with me and I reject it just as I reject the neoconservative movement.

    5. Re:Doublespeak by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      There's nothing compelling about Obama, and a lot that's unpleasant, disappointing, and distasteful.

      He's come closest to making me vote Democrat in my life, but--neg. I would rather trust the devil I know (McCain) over the devil I don't.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    6. Re:Doublespeak by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

      Let me make myself crystal clear on the subject: I don't like any of them either . But I insist that we don't have a better choice in the matter. It's not just one man or the other, it's one political party or the other. Do you really want 4 to 8 years OR MORE of the way things have already been under the rule of the republican party? After all it's worked out SO WELL hasn't it? Besides which, McCain has a palpable chance of dying in office from one disease or another, and do you really want to risk having Sarah Palin as president?

    7. Re:Doublespeak by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Obama has a pretty good chance of catching a bullet, too, and I certainly don't want Biden either (I want Biden far less than I would want Obama).

      The Bush administration has been pretty good for me and my family (I'm still in college). I can't really complain. We're not "rich," but we do OK (low six figures a year, with a few thousand of his money in my tuition--mostly mine, though) and thanks to my father having a bit more economics acumen than most, he's actually making money in this market. So--yeah, it has worked out pretty well. :)

      (You bet I vote selfishly. Altruism is a joke.)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    8. Re:Doublespeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...you'll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes...

    9. Re:Doublespeak by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there will be easier low-hanging fruit for you lot. I'll shoot back. ;-)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
  32. Bankrupting America for "perfect" safety by copponex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't place the name or even the time period, but there's a quote floating around in my head about the dangers of seeking "perfect" safety. The analogy goes something like this: you could build a perfectly safe transportation system that carried zero risk, but by the time you were done building it, you couldn't afford the fuel to go where you wanted.

    The exploitation of paranoia in our society has led us to spending over 5 trillion dollars on military and wartime budgets since 9/11. Are we any safer? The answer is, no; even the most hard line hawk must admit that there is no way to protect America from all future terrorist attacks. Even if it's preventing terrorist attacks now, it's only delaying them. Instead of a gang of Saudis, next time it will be a gang of Iraqis, pissed off for the same reason: infidel influence in their home country. So, we can continue meddling in Arab affairs -- you can see how well that has gone -- or we can remove our resources from the middle east, spend them on complete energy independence, and continue our far more effective foreign intelligence services. And then we could do something amazing: actually listen to what they are saying.

    The best litmus test for me is to take press releases and news items from my own government, and imagine it was instead a Soviet-era communique from the state news agency. If it even passes the laugh test, I give it some thought, but most of the time, the thought experiment reveals the propaganda for what it is: completely transparent bullshit.

    1. Re:Bankrupting America for "perfect" safety by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      Mebbe you've been curled up in the university library for the last two months, but America's managed to go bankrupt quite satisfactorily without needing to spend trillions on "homeland security". (billions, sure, and it's not helped, but that's a drop in the ocean compared to a ginormous asset price bubble.)

      --

      Everything I needed to know about life, I learnt from Blake's Seven
    2. Re:Bankrupting America for "perfect" safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some time ago, I read Bin Laden's manifest on the Al Jazeera site. The main aim in it was to send the US economy down the tube.

      Sadly he succeded, aided and abetted by the incredibly gullible US population.

      Before the Iraq war I was convinced the "evidence" was false, and that Iraq had no WMD. Dont remember how many times I was modded down to oblivion for saying that, I had to create a new account as karma became so bad. We all know how that turned out. AC for obvious reasons.

    3. Re:Bankrupting America for "perfect" safety by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      It was Dwight Eisenhower: "We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security."

      The last of the great Republicans...

      --
      Nostalgia's not what it used to be.
  33. RT @304thMIbattalion: Twitter terrorist weapon by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    OMG, Onoez, Sunday -- A report by the US Army 304th Military Intelligence Battalion identifies Internet technologies such as Twitter as potential TERRORIST tools.

    Twitter users reported the July Los Angeles earthquake faster than news outlets, and TERRORISTS protesting at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used it to provide information on police movements.

    Other technologies were also examined for their TERRORIST uses. "Email could be used for TERRORIST messages, the anonymous troll comments on Slashdot could be used for TERRORIST data exchange and GPS trackers could be used to find our asses. We are also examining the dangers of YouTube pratfall videos, cat macros and pencils and paper.

    "There is terrible, terrible danger that if people can communicate they may say something TERRORIST," said the report. "As such, our forces have secured the offices of Twitter and its financial backers are awaiting trial for funding TERRORIâ""

    The report cut off at this point, replaced with a Fail Whale.

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    http://rocknerd.co.uk
  34. Why would twitter NOT be on the list? by tezza · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely this list is an enumeration of ALL communication possibilities? Twitter has communication possibility, therefore deserves to be on the list amongst:

    * Smoke signals
    * Pigeon Carriers
    * Coded Letters
    * Invisible Ink Letters
    * Text Messages
    * Mobile Phone Calls
    * Emails
    * Slashdot posts
    * Twitter

    --
    [% slash_sig_val.text %]
    1. Re:Why would twitter NOT be on the list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Pigeon Carriers

      Like this?

  35. This is it! by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Funny

    We finally have an excuse to ban Twitter and send him and his sockpuppets to Gitmo!

    --
    Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power lost.
    1. Re:This is it! by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      How long did it take Uncle Sam to realise he was a tool, though ? All they had to do was post an 'Ask Slashdot'.

      --
      Squirrel!
  36. Calm down, folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it possible to use Twitter for the stated purpose? yes.
    Is it possible to use GPS as well (as also mentioned in the article)? yes.
    Is it possible to use a steel-toed shoe for nefarious ends? yes.

    Intelligence services have to identify all possible sources of intel first before they can start gathering info from them. They are hardly fools for stating the obvious (scientists do it all the time). If you have a problem with how much they gather, that we can talk about. But getting upset because they say that Twitter is a place they should be looking? Give me a break.

  37. Military Officers Should Not Play Politics. by MarkvW · · Score: 0, Troll

    While I am glad that our armed services evaluate all threat pathways (even obvious ones), I am offended when our officers try to impact a political agenda, as was done in this case.

    This is an obvious attempt to pander to fear to increase military appropriations or otherwise alter civilian behavior. The officers in question here should have made their report to their commanders. The commanders could then refer their report to their civilian superiors. The civilian superiors ought then make all decisions about disclosure.

    This is simply military involvement in the politics of speech--and it is entirely unwarranted. Military officers must stay out of politics.

  38. Why is US army concerned about Terrorism in US? by SupremoMan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Last time I checked combating terrorism in the US is not their fuckin' job. That's what Law Enforcement does. I think posting few of their guardsmen at the airports went a bit to their heads.

    1. Re:Why is US army concerned about Terrorism in US? by OriginalArlen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      US troops attack Syrian [border] village. Co-incidence? October ain't over yet... a surprise flare up there, plus a bit of domestic false-flag, and lo! "Chips" is back in with a chance... remember when the UK Govt had tanks and machine-gun toting troops ringing Heathrow airport - just before the last General Election? Ministers went on telly looking serious, denying there was any specific threat but hinting darkly that "if you knew what we knew...". oh look, that was just before the crucial vote on participating in the invasion of Iraq. Anything happening over in the US at the moment, vote-wise? I don't keep up with y'domestic politics, you know how it is...

      --

      Everything I needed to know about life, I learnt from Blake's Seven
  39. And not only that... by FlyByPC · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Here's a (still incomplete) list of other potential Terrorist Operation Tools:
    • Email
    • Telephones
    • Pagers, especially 2-way
    • Walkie-talkies

    ...and other than communications...

    • Microcontrollers
    • Model rockets / rocket engines
    • Gasoline
    • Model airplanes
    • Kites
    • String
    • Pocket knives
    • Tools of any kind
    • Books
    • Pens
    • Pencils
    • Paper

    You guys had better get cracking; this is a lot of stuff to ban! Them terr'rists are out to git us, and Wal-Mart, Target, Office Depot, Radio Shack, and other seemingly American stores are helping them out!!

    --
    Paleotechnologist and connoisseur of pretty shiny things.
    1. Re:And not only that... by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Can't wait until they put TCP and UDP in that list...

      Anyone wanna invent morse via ICMP-pings? Ping. Ping... Ping. Ping Ping. Ping.
      .
      .
      Ping.

      --
      What time is it/will be over there? Check with my iPhone app!
  40. The bigger picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reading between the lines, its not Twitter as a terrorist operations tool, but rather, Twitter as a method to dispersing information faster than government sanctioned sources.

    This being said, when the hell did the country of liberty and freedom become such a fk-ing police state?

  41. What Could They Possibly Do? by Rie+Beam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly. All this is is a single expression of the huge networking of computers we call "The Internet". Even if they found a bizarre way to shut down Twitter, confiscate the servers, etc, there is nothing that cannot prevent a competing service from filling the role. After awhile, it leaves only one option.

    Go home. Internet's closed.

    1. Re:What Could They Possibly Do? by Gorgonzolanoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shut down the internet, and the phone company, and lock up all possessors of walkie talkies at Guantanamo Bay.

      Reminds me of something I read not long after 9/11, never knew if it started as a joke or not, but it did make it to an article on a (European) newspaper's website.

      Some of Bin Laden's boys had acquired a large number of cell phones (in France, the article said), and changed phones almost daily to avoid being tracked. They got caught because they kept using the same SIM cards.

  42. and in other newzzz... by zogger · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..US intel agencies have prepared another draft document that identifies other potential terrorist tools

    Shovels-they can be used to plant bombs

    Wheelbarrows-transport the bombs

    sneakers-terrorists could be using sneakers on their feet to make it easy to walk around on the ground

    clothing-terrorists could be wearing clothing so they could "blend in" with the civilian population and sneak around

    talking to people-terrorists could infiltrate and meet each other and "talk"-communicate-with other terrorists

    cars-terrorists, having blended into the civilian population, might use "cars" as transportation so they can go meet other terrorists and "talk"

    grocery stores-terrorists might make use of grocery stores as part of a long supply train in order to get "food" for themselves and other terrorists in their secret underground cells

    public drinking fountains-water is a necessity for terrorist operations, so they might make use of public drinking fountains and garner unauthorized water supplies

    money-terrorists could make use of cash money in order to purchase supplies that they could use for terrorist operations, such as sneakers, clothing, shovels, wheelbarrows, food, etc

    pencils and paper-terrorists might make use of easily available pencils and paper on the rogue "underground" black market, and use these devices as a communications medium. The report also suggests closing the "department store loophole" in order to combat this threat

    videogames-terrorists might make use of videogames as a cheap way to get assymetrical warfare training, and to indoctrinate and brainwash their cadre into risking armed violent attacks by portraying it as "normal" and something that the civilian population would support. Some notice has been made by "deep cover" agents that the game "America's Army" apparently is a favorite with terrorists

    sporting events=sporting events have been identified as a favorite terrorist meeting area, where they can get together and "talk"-or communicate- and engage in psychological "pumping up" efforts in order to bolster courage before going out on terrorism operations. Long range surveillance has noted that they "Chant" various phrases like "Kill 'em!" and "De-fense! De-fense!" and will also engage in ritualistic "hooting" which appears to be a secret call sign that identifies terrorists to their appropriate cell members. Different cells have different names, and the chants change to identify them.

    It has been noted that some terrorists are male, and some are female, and they can come in all ages, so the modern warfighter has to take note when they see individuals or groups that are made up of males or females or combinations of such.

  43. I know what the real problem is! by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

    All terrorists were once little kids. Therefore, we should ban little kids. There, Problem solves once and for all.

  44. Tweet Threat Level by bunhed · · Score: 1

    Government agencies said the TTL (Tweet Threat Level or Time To Live) rose to an unprecedented, red-zone high today when members of a fringe terrorist organization all were doing their laundry and tweeting at the same time about how bored they were. News at 11!

  45. They fail to understand its potential usefulness by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Hopefully military intelligence will come to realize how powerful a tool Twitter can be.

    Having, at one time, subscribed to various peoples' Twitter posts... forcing a Gitmo detainee to read Twitter feeds for a few hours will certainly force them into a more compliant state. They'll tell us anything they know just to get away from it.

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  46. Get a grip, folks- please! by purduephotog · · Score: 0, Troll

    I was fine with the synopsis up until this line: "Just wait until the Army finds out about chat rooms and email!". Seriously- who added the commentary? Folks at /.? The submitter? The Admin?

    Believe it or not, there are individuals that exist only to inflict pain on someone else. The job of the military is to prevent that. Most of the posts here are railing *against* a military that has, by popular doctrine and re-election, done what it has been instructed to do.

    Now there are also government agencies that exist to evaluate threats and to think up ways of protecting your average American citizen. It takes some of the best and the brightest- even those that DO NOT WANT THIS WAR- and instructs them to come up with ways that someone may abuse a new technology to cause harm. They do so. And it turns out there is a tool that could be exploited, in real time, via phone, to bring pain and suffering to individuals.

    Why bash them for this? My god don't you believe they'd rather hope for the best in people? You mock them for doing their duty to keep the country safe.

    1. Re:Get a grip, folks- please! by PPH · · Score: 1

      The commentary was added by someone who understands how useless it is for the Army to study one particular brand of service without objectively evaluating the available alternatives.

      Yep, Twitter could be a terrorist tool. So could e-mail, cell phones, IM and a number of other technologies. How serious is Twitter compared to all of the others? How should resources be deployed to most efficiently deal with each communications channel?

      What this sort of sensationalization is good for is extracting a maximum amount of funds from the public based upon creating an artificial sense of urgency. Today, it will be for a program to deal with the 'Twitter Threat', tomorrow, the 'Facebook Exploit', etc., etc. Each must be funded to ensure our security and, baring a sensible overview of the problem as a whole, overfunding narrowly targeted defensive measures is much more likely.

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    2. Re:Get a grip, folks- please! by purduephotog · · Score: 1

      Exactly my point- you got it, even if it got me labeled as 'troll'.

      Any new technology has its 'abuse' power. Twitter is new. It must be studied and understood for its implications as a threat to the public's safety.

      As for sensationalism I'd say someone got ahold of the report down the chain of command and ran with it- I doubt there was any attempt to 'eek out' money for more projects initially- just your standard threat assessment.

      My opinion, of course. I don't troll. I've seen enough not to need to.

  47. another attempt to vilify free communication by moxley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems to me (these days) that the US Army is a potential terrorist tool....

  48. Oh come on! by Godji · · Score: 2, Funny

    We all know the guy's been annoying everyone on Slashdot, but a "terrorist operation tool"? That's waay overreacting. He just hates Microsoft, that all.

  49. Re:first tits! by Hanyin · · Score: 2, Funny

    boobs are a myth!

    I understand the -1 mod on the parent, but redundant? Off topic or troll I would understand but this is as if geeks already know that "tits are a myth" and as such the information is nothing new.

    I'm sad to be a member of this community =)

  50. Re: 1993! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Okay, let's settle this one right now.

    Coded Porn!

    Infiltrate the holes in the spread legs of the subject. Move in and out smoothly and competently while keeping the subject at ease and pliant.

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  51. One they didn't think of by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    I cut large letters into my backyard lawn spelling out a message.

    Sometime later the satellites take a photo of it and include it in Google Earth.

    Only my evil co-conspirators know where to go to look for it.

    Hahahahahahaahaahaaaaaa!

    And maybe smoke signals if we need more bandwidth and less latency in our "chatter".

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  52. We didn't really need another reason by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But if anyone was looking for another reason why the military shouldn't be involved in law enforcement and domestic intelligence gathering, this would be a good one to add to the list.

    The military shouldn't be a precision tool of foreign policy or engaged in law enforcement or peace keeping. Their job is to break things and kill people. Intelligence gathering by the military should be limited to supporting that core mission. Anything else is up to the CIA and NSA. That's why we have them.

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  53. That's IT! That's what we have been missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least they know

  54. Summary: If we allow free speech... by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    The terrorists win.

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  55. Re: look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yep. get them to pass the law so we can kick theirs and call it civic duty.

  56. Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messages by billstewart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As you say, Marx was an idiot - but if you look at him and most "Marxists" of various sorts who follow him, they were really verbose idiots. Sure, Engels got him to fit the Communist Manifesto in a short, punchy document with memorable slogans, but Das Kapital or the Unabomber's 35000-word manifesto were more typical. And most of the Islamic extremists are really verbose as well. Twitter and text messages are simply the wrong medium for ideological extremists to use.

    Twitter may be fine for tactical operational messages or for non-ideologicals like gangs - "Lets go kill the Haitians!" fits just fine. Marxists can at least use Twitter to say "Let's go get beer"; even that doesn't work for the Islamics.

    Maybe the white-power hate groups could fit their ideology into short messages, if they can type that well, but they're the FBI's problem, not the Army's. And even they'd mostly use it for things like "Goin to Wa||mrt - white sheets are on sale".

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  57. Take him out! by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

    quick Slashdot admins hand over the logs they might take him out for good before they realize the report was about the other annoying twitter.

    We can dream.

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  58. Shocking news : by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Paper can be used to spread extremist ideals in the form of bundles put into casings. They call this instrument 'book'. potentially a very dangerous apparatus, its implementations are practically unlimited ...

  59. What you are saying is... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Your balls are registered with the local police department?

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    1. Re:What you are saying is... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Have fun getting "fingerprints"! ;)

    2. Re:What you are saying is... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Fingerprints are yesterday's tech. These days it's all about DNA. And they can have fun extracting that!
      Or rather, I can. :D

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  60. Praise ALLAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank goodness the FAS is help cause of global terror, we never thought of that... :

    Down with the infidels of the Twitterverse, down with the cloud, down with...this is boring.

    PS: Notice the Anonymous Coward posting - should you be scared?

  61. Not Another PATRIOT Act, I don't think... by phmadore · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they could be threats, but I don't think they're going to try and limit American use of Tweets. I think they're just going to do what we always do, and that's learn what we can, and react. The trouble is that we're always one step behind. We still let the people of Iraq use cell phones and digital cameras, even though we know these things are the most common tools for IED makers/payees.

  62. Economy and investment by copponex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The value lost by the economy as a whole has been great, but you don't think an American produced electric automobile industry would have helped at all? Or the effect of fully backed government programs to keep people employed with infrastructure improvements during the economic downturn?

    Just a decrease of 20% in oil usage could have saved over a trillion, not counting the likelihood of lower oil prices due to decreased demand. And the war spending has been trillions, not billions. It's low historically, but only if you ignore discretionary spending and sections of the Dept of Energy developing nuclear weapons.

    Coincidentally, the same administration responsible for liberating the credit derivatives market, which postponed the internet bubble, are the same ones spending money we don't have on projects that have ZERO return on investment. Once you explode a million dollar piece of ordnance, it pays with a different kind of interest twenty years down the road.

    1. Re:Economy and investment by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      5 trillion? How did you come up with this number? I know it's been a lot of money, but I've never seen an estimate this high.

      Remember, the U.S. does have to spend a certain amount of money on defense, by definition. We're a rich country with a bunch of assets, we have to have a military to keep anyone from stealing our stuff. This includes overseas assets.

    2. Re:Economy and investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To offset 20% of the U.S. passenger auto fleet would require fifty million electric cars. Due to the cost of electric vehicles (batteries and such), a subsidy of roughly $20,000/vehicle would be necessary to get that many electrics on the road. Net cost: 1 trillion dollars.

      Except, you see, 20% of the passenger fleet doesn't come anywhere near 20% of the oil consumed by the U.S. Commercial vehicles consume quite a bit; so does home heating oil. And electrics would largely replace small gasoline-powered vehicles, so it wouldn't even offset 20% of passenger car fleet consumption.

      And we wouldn't be any closer to non-subsidized affordable electric vehicles, because the problem is batteries, not the sort of costs that can be offset by increases in production efficiency.

    3. Re:Economy and investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, you see, 20% of the passenger fleet doesn't come anywhere near 20% of the oil consumed by the U.S. Commercial vehicles consume quite a bit

      IMHO, electrification of large, heavy vehicles (e.g. locomotives, submarines) scales better then electrification of small ones. Also, it never stops amazing me why large road vehicles are almost never designed with much respect for aerodynamics. Ah, yes: because they are not *supposed* to go fast!

  63. terrorist = new communist by u4ya · · Score: 0

    instead of having the reds to fear, we can be afraid of something that doesn't even have a color

  64. Overzealous cops? by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    and activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used it to provide information on police movements

    It'd help if you didn't have a convention that didn't have a proven history of overzealous law enforcement. Especially if it's with accredited journalists that didn't have the blessing of being from The Far Right's Blessed Voice, Fox.

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  65. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 4, Informative

    Have you even tried to read Marx's Capital? The simple fact that you put it in the same sentence as the Unabomber manifesto shows clearly that you have not...

    That you are judging the guy's analysis of the role of capital in the economy based on the actions of people who used his name, quite a few decades after he was dead, and in ways that would have make him puke, is pretty minor in comparison to your being writing about a work you have no knowledge of.

  66. US Military Seen as Terrorist Tool by itsybitsy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The US Military is itself seen by many as a State Based Terrorist Tool that uses overwhelming military power to crush it's enemies and inflict countless murderous deaths against innocent bystanders, euphemistically called "collateral damage".

    It's amazing that one State Based Terrorist Organization will be so afraid of others.

    Look in the mirror and see the horror that has been inflicted around the world by the USA.

    I don't support Terrorism whether it's by individuals or by individuals within groups or sponsored by State Based Organizations with an agenda. It's all the same: death and murder.

    As Einstein said, we need to think differently at a new level to solve the problems created at the current level of thinking. Blowing people up might stop them but others get in line and the cycle repeats itself and expands...

    How to stop it? What can you do to stop it? Revoke your governments power to wage war? What else?

  67. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the power of twitter, that is also the power of email, SMS broadcasts, and at least 900,000,000 different ways of communicating via the internet is that agents can all report information in short bursts.

    A1: blues are heading west.
    A2: greens are heading east. left 3 guards.
    A3: target only has 6 guards. places everyone.
    A1: in position.
    A2: in position.
    A3: It is 3:21 right now. Go at 4:10.

    Now, this would be outright RETARTED to do this via twitter. Get some used Ham radio handhelds on ebay and use the local repeater for your agents during the event. If you use one of the oddball repeaters like the 1.2ghz or the 220 repeaters no hams would even know anything was going on until it was too late. Most of those repeaters dont even have hams listening 98% of the time and if you comms are very short you're golden. If you're well funded drop a repeater on a hill (that you also bought off ebay) and set up your own system.

    It will take at least days hours before anyone reports all the "dirka dirka jihad" talk on some obscure frequency. The feds will probably never detect it, and all the gear is readily available.

    Why even waste time with a toy like twitter?

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  68. Word of Mouth by nkovacs · · Score: 1, Funny

    This just in, the US Army Sees the Human Mouth As Possible Terrorist "Operation Tool".

  69. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by MrHanky · · Score: 1

    You don't need to know what you're talking about to be 'interesting', all you need to do is tell people what they want to believe. Stupidity + slashdot = stupidity in a positive feedback loop.

  70. Next on the list: by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    - Shoelaces
    - Lighters
    - Sharp pencils
    - Duct tape

  71. So what? by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    the US Army sees ANYTHING as possible Terrorist "Operation Tool" and EVERYONE as possible Terrorist...
    how is this news?

    my suggestion:
    http://games.rapidshare.com/games/2008/06/ednabrichtaus/img/screens/full_size/1.jpg

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  72. Trusted Persons??? by dschmit1 · · Score: 1

    So, you're telling me Leo Laporte is a terrorist? Well, I have just one thing to say then... I reject your reality and substitute my own.

  73. What is the U.S. Army smoking . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    . . . and where can I buy some?

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  74. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by rugatero · · Score: 0, Troll

    I believe the only point the GP was trying to make when mentioning Das Kapital and the Unabomber manifesto is that both works are very long and wordy - no more, no less.

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  75. Holly Crap! by Phizzle · · Score: 1

    Words, Pictures, AND VIDEO can travel through the INTERPIPES?! We need tighter goverment control over the Interpipes Spiggots, to cut off the flow of unapproved megabites and megahurtz. Get the feeling that goverment gets their technology "know-how" from cheesy movies like http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/07/16/ ?

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  76. T.W.I.T.T.E.R. by Eric+Wayte · · Score: 1

    Terrorists
    With
    Information
    Technology
    Tools
    Extend
    Reach

  77. 140 character or less by QAChaos · · Score: 2, Funny

    i guess the US Army only have to worry about the terrorists whose plans can be described in 140 characters or less!

  78. Real reason behind this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Military people don't civilian technology unless they feel they are surveying or doing some type of military endeavor with it. Now they have an excuse to read twitter messages of other people and not look like a b*tch in front of their peers.

  79. If they get any brighter... by Wardish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For petes sake. Any communications media can be a "terrorist tool".

    Perhaps they should shoot all pigeons cause they can carry messages.

    Hmmm what about those evil grandmothers that send cookies, they could be hiding terrorist messages...

    and make sure to kill all goats in case someone ties a message to their balls. .....

    *sigh*

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    . Silence! Be thankful thy species is unpalatable! .
    1. Re:If they get any brighter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Perhaps they should shoot all pigeons cause they can carry messages.

      This was actually done in WW1. Pigeons that were seen near the front lines would draw fire for exactly this reason.

  80. This is a message from twitter's failing competiti by mysidia · · Score: 1

    According to marketing, the competition will always be full of "criminals" and "terrorists".

    First Napster, then Linux/Slashdot, then Youtube, then Myspace, and now Twitter...

    So far, it has not been an effective message. But the aim is always to drive folks away from the competitor.

    And the real source of the message always seems to be anonymized.

    The US Army may see Twitter as possible abusable tools, but i'm sure they see cell phones the same way.

    The real question is: Who is behind popularizing "twitter" above others as possible to be used by Terrywrists?

    It's not Slashdot... Slashdot's just repeating it. I don't think it's Breitbart...

    I would have to wonder about the FAS, and I would have to wonder about what individual compiled the report.

  81. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Have you ever tried to read the Unabomber manifesto?

    I'd say that both Marx and Kaczynski were spot on in their analyses of the problems in their respective societies, but misguided in their approaches to change them.

  82. RE: Bad US Army Intel by The+Ryan+Man · · Score: 1

    What a joke, the army is just figuring out that the Internet is a mass communication tool that can be used by anyone? This is what geniuses at the U.S. Army intelligence are spending their time and our tax dollars on? Knowing this does not make me confident in their abilities to protect our nation. I just think they are trying to find another excuse to use internet tracking to spy on the lives of American citizens.

  83. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by DittoBox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Two options.

    A) The idiots in the Army are incompetent and really haven't thought this through as well as you have. They're just blowing enough sunshine up their superior's rear ends to get another promotion. This happens with quite a bit of frequency no matter where you're employed.

    B) The guys in the Army are much smarter than we give them credit for and they're just using this to scare people into further believing in some vague terrorist threat and we need to further monitor all communication platforms for said threat. Then they can find the "real" terrorists like Hippys, Liberals, Ron Paul drones and other "Anti-American" types. Not that twitter is a decent communications platform for anything other than 144 character introspective, self-indulgent bullshit.

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  84. US Army Sees Phones As Possible Terror Op Tool by borgheron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah and any other form of communication.

    Chill out.

    GC

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  85. no, it is... by Tmack · · Score: 0

    I don't think anyone is stupid enough to have missed that the internet is a gigantic communication tool (for more than just porn).

    Wha? There's more than just porn???

    No, gp is just confused... to these military types, all this terrorist talk IS pr0n.

    tm

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  86. Evan Williams Supports Obama. by nutznboltz · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Evan Williams Supports Obama. by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

      You know that if Evan supported Insane-Mc(wooden)Cane twitter wouldn't be a terrorist anything.

  87. PGP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else want to be there when the "Discover" PGP. I think they have many more important things to worry about.

  88. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 4, Informative

    Have you ever tried to read the Unabomber manifesto?

    Actually yes. That's why I can say with a lot of confidence that it does not make any sense to associate it with the Capital.

    I'd say that both Marx and Kaczynski were spot on in their analyses of the problems in their respective societies, but misguided in their approaches to change them.

    Das Kapital is an analysis on political economy. While Marx surely did write about his approach to political change elsewhere, it is not in Das Kapital that he did that. That's pretty apparent from the first few pages...

  89. Witness the emergence of the hive by h4x354x0r · · Score: 1

    Bloggers, microbloggers, virtually instant worldwide information distribution - an information processing hive. Be part of the hive, or figure out how to leverage it.

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  90. Water by kasperd · · Score: 1

    Are those the same people who came up with the ...... idea that a bottle of water could be used to perform a terror attack? (If you open a bottle of water onboard an airplane, the oxygen and hydrogen is going to react and cause a huge explosion, or something).

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  91. sed -e 's/twitter/telephone/g' by atraintocry · · Score: 1

    Technology: US Army Sees Telephone As Possible Terrorist "Operation Tool"

    Mike writes:

    "A draft US Army intelligence report has identified the popular communication device, the telphone, as a potential terrorist tool. A chapter titled 'Potential for Terrorist Use of Phones' notes that telephoned loved-ones knew of the July Los Angeles earthquake faster than lonely tv-watchers, and activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used mobile phones to keep the police honest. 'Phones are already used by some godless freedom-haters to discuss and/or debate extremist ideologies and perspectives,' the report said. The report goes on to say, 'Terrorists could theoretically use telephones in the US as an operation tool.' Just wait until the Army finds out pen and paper!"

  92. MYSPACE owns that copyright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Murdoch is too busy using Zondervan to fight God's KJV AV 1611 Christians, so he has begun a starter program through PayPal that subsidized entertainment on condition that people enter local medical stations to remove the offending IP. Amateur/Ham Radio operators are outraged, and are astroturfing ARRL and FCC for selling the questionable IP to Vivendi; they will continue using morse-code to talk about their radio equipment and its many uses of their radio equipment to document their further search to buy and dispose of radio equipment that lets them further talk about their radio equipment-buying and selling needs.

  93. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    You can log on to Twitter with an anonymous account from a cyber cafe and post a message like 'drinking coffee with friends'. This is a pre-arranged code. Someone else can look at your Twitter feed in another cyber cafe, without creating an account anywhere.

    You have just exchanged a message in a way that is basically untraceable. There are lots of other ways of doing this via the Internet, but Twitter is nice and easy to use. You can even send the message from a mobile phone. It doesn't matter that they have records of who owns the phone, since there's nothing to connect you to the person reading your feed from a different IP every day.

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  94. What a tumbling snowball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So perhaps the media is using sensationalism to obtain their equivalent of "page hits", and it is successful because the audience is still having knee-jerk reactions to it? If so, the divide between those who were not alive or old enough to conceive of the 9/11 attacks will cause them to question our reactions to stories such as these, and perhaps think we are overreacting. That places a bias on the next generation that may counteract our own reactions and cause healthy debate, provided we see each other as equals, however our age will probably be the only difference between us, which will cause the next generation to perpetuate the divide between "age groups".

    1. Re:What a tumbling snowball by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Even though that seemed to ramble, I get your point. I has been in the last 15 years that I've become more cognizant of political mis-steps and misdeeds. In fact, I'd say that now I'm thinking for myself most of the time. Hopefully the next generation will have the willpower to do so themselves.

  95. Look again, the offending photograph is a vagina! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do people post this crap?

  96. Potential terrorist tool by grodzix · · Score: 1

    "A draft US Army intelligence report has identified the popular micro-blogging service Slashdot as a potential terrorist tool"
    Now we will need new tag, something like "Terrorist Information" or "Extremist".

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  97. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by ravenshrike · · Score: 4, Insightful

    C) The guys in the Army were told to do a study on the possible uses of Twitter and reported what is could genuinely be used for. Unless you're saying that the intel report is somehow wrong?

  98. Re:first tits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are only moobs

  99. By the looks of my basement... by SaDan · · Score: 1

    Looking around my basement, I think I'd qualify for having Weapons of Mass Computing.

    Time to scale things back to a 486DX running Slackware 3.3... *sigh*

  100. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by dakameleon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can log on to Twitter with an anonymous account from a cyber cafe and post a message like 'drinking coffee with friends'. This is a pre-arranged code. Someone else can look at your Twitter feed in another cyber cafe, without creating an account anywhere.

    You can log on to blogger/wordpress/tumblr/myspace/slashdot from a cyber cafe and post a message like 'today i'm going to be drinking coffee with friends at 12:30 at Cafe Weiss Haus'. This is a pre-arranged code. Someone else can look ad your blogger/wordpress/tumblr/myspace feed in another cyber cafe, without creating an account anywhere.

    To suggest Twitter is unique (& somehow dangerous) because of its ease of use is a fallacy. Those whose job is to prevent terrorist acts should not be foiling plots at stage where the "go signal" is being given.

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  101. great by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    And the modern-day witch hunt continues..

  102. gaaah.....WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    normally, the job of an army is to fight and kill ppl from other armies. for a lack of those, the army has chosen to fight and kill civilians.

    nevermind, declaring women and kids to be the evil freedom fighters certainly makes the army the right thing to handle these terrorists.

    they _did_ use twitter, didnt they ?

  103. The figure by copponex · · Score: 1

    Officially, the Pentagon has requested and received 3.2 trillion dollars worth of funding, from 2001-2008. You can look at any official federal budget.

    This does not include discretionary funds for the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars or nuclear weapons development. When you add in the interest we pay to borrow money to sink into war (as it's portion of the budget deficit), the figure is even higher.

    Most of the assets you speak of have been gained in wars deemed illegal by international law. In truth, they're supposed to belong to the people indigenous to that country. That opinion, however, is not held by many Americans, since we are holding the rifles, and not in the sights of someone else.

    If America spent what the rest of the world does per capita, it would be less than 200 billion per year, including wars. Why are we spending five times that? Because it is very difficult, very costly, and very dangerous to rule the world with threats of violence and war.

    1. Re:The figure by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Wow! That's a lot of money.

      What I meant by assets is things like the property certain American companies own, like oilfields and factories. I also had Taiwan, Western Europe, and other countries we have under our wing.

      With that said, the current budget is obscenely wasteful. If I were about to be elected president, I would plan on ending the wars and cutting back on spending severely. I would close down many operational units, and I would refocus defense spending on research and acquistion of more advanced weapons.

      The last thing is important, because while America might not face any serious threats today, more advanced weaponry gives us a much bigger stick in the future.

      One thing I am convinced of is that robotics is ready, today, to be developed into an effective replacement for human infantry. If we spent the money, rather than pathetic remote controlled car 'land drones', we could have bipedal bots that could charge up stairs and bust right through walls in their pursuit of terrorist scum.

      No, they would not really be 'robots', they would actually be telepresence machines. But the point remains.

  104. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by cynical+kane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you ever tried to read Marx's "Paris Commune"?

    Marx had a lot of problems with the next generation of Communists while he was alive--but don't think for a second that Marx was opposed to brutality, oppression, and murder. Far from it. Force, for Marx, was a tool to satisfy the proletarian revolution. No surprise that they turned out to be selfish and bad people. Marxism itself is selfish and bad.

    Furthermore, Marx's economics are about as silly to the economist as squaring the circle is to a mathematician.

  105. W. T. F. Seriously. by slcdb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know this is slashdot and all, but seriously... wtf is the matter with all these moronic posters here talking about "paranoia" and how stupid the army is that they don't "get" the Internet.

    First of fscking all, the army knows what the Internet is good for, considering they're basically the ones who had the thing built for the very purposes we all use it for today (well, maybe not porn and shopping). Of course they are aware of its utility as a communications tool!

    Second, the only paranoia here is emanating from you poor bastards who are worried that Twitter is gonna get banned. The army isn't paranoid that Twitter might be used by terrorists. They're pointing out the fact that its real-time broadcast ability makes it a really useful information dissemination tool. Hence the examples about how quickly it was used to inform about the earthquake, and its effectiveness at broadcasting police movements.

    All this report is saying is that Twitter may become some terrorists' communications medium of choice. No talk of banning it. Nothing said about all Twitter users being terrorists or anarchists. This was just an intelligence report pointing out that maybe Twitter is something they should expect the enemy to be using for conducting operations. That's all. Not surprising. Not unreasonable. Not paranoid.

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  106. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, Marx's economics are about as silly to my pet economists as squaring the circle is to a mathematician.

    Fixed that for you.

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  107. Advetising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just an advertising campaign for getting terrorists to use this twitter tool so that US government can efficiently spy on them! Don't fall for it!

  108. Pencial And Paper by wannasleep · · Score: 3, Funny

    In related news pencil and paper have been found having potential for terrorist use

  109. Army newfags by DarkProphet · · Score: 2, Informative

    Slightly OT, I know, but just wait until these geniuses get a load of 4chan lulz.

    Seriously, what that fuck kind of worthless information is this? Text messaging is a pretty effective as a medium for terrorists for much the same reason. Or ham radio. Or cell phones. All of these can provide quick, (mostly) anonymous communication in realtime. BFD. Saying Twitter could be used as a terrorist tool is like saying the sky is blue, the grass is green, and the sun will blind you if you stare at it too long. Thanks for the news flash, fellas. Somewhere right now, a little old grandma is scared to death of Twitter for no good reason. Hmmm....

    And by the way, I don't know if anyone else feels the same way, but I have no idea what the definition of terrorist is anymore. The term is bandied around to blanket such an array of topics, that I feel it has lost its meaning akin to calling every person you know as "human" as opposed to calling them by their names.

    The obviousness of the article's main point aside, I want these jokers to clearly define what they mean by 'terrorist'. There is a very big difference between 'Anti-American' and 'Anti-American-Government', for example.

    Come to think of it, it kinda makes me wonder who we are fighting in the "War On Terror". Hmmmm...

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  110. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you ever tried to read Marx's "Paris Commune"?

    I have not tried. I have read it.

    Marx had a lot of problems with the next generation of Communists while he was alive--but don't think for a second that Marx was opposed to brutality, oppression, and murder. Far from it. Force, for Marx, was a tool to satisfy the proletarian revolution. No surprise that they turned out to be selfish and bad people. Marxism itself is selfish and bad.

    You make it sound like he was an extraordinarily original person for not opposing force, and for thinking force to be a tool to implement his plans (which are not layed out in The Capital, which---as I have already said---is simply a political economics treatise).

    I cannot but smile at the fact that you seem to believe being selfish and "bad people" is somehow characteristic of marxism! For one thing, neither personality trait is in the least correlated to a particular theory of the role of capital in the economic system. By those standards, the CEO of Lehman brothers should be elected Marxist Pope.

    Furthermore, Marx's economics are about as silly to the economist as squaring the circle is to a mathematician.

    I am a mathematician, and I do not find the attempts at squaring the circle that took place before it was proved it was impossible silly at all. Those that came afterwards, on the other hand, I find mostly silly.

    I doubt a honest and knowledgeable economist finds Marx's economics silly. Of course, it is already quite a non trivial task to find one to check...

  111. charon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait till the USA military figures out the human brain is the deadliest tool of all, not only can it be used to communicate, but to build weapons of mass distraction and otherwise.

    h'mm maybe they already do, this would explain GWB, it is obvious now they determined a brain is a threat that terrorist could use against GWB so they removed it, now if we can tell they did it before or after he took office.

  112. Umm.... duh? by Javert42 · · Score: 1

    I can't really blame a bureaucratic organization like the U.S. Army for having to state the obvious, but how on earth did this get on to Slashdot? Does the story-filter take a break on the weekends?

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  113. Common Dirt can be a terrorist tool... by KozmoKramer · · Score: 1

    A terrorist can use it to blind their attackers! Outlaw all dirt! Now we know who the real TOOLS are after 8 years of 'W'.

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  114. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you use one of the oddball repeaters like the 1.2ghz or the 220 repeaters no hams would even know anything was going on until it was too late. Most of those repeaters dont even have hams listening 98% of the time and if you comms are very short you're golden.

    The problem is that with the amount of repeater abuse these days, most radio amateurs *are* monitoring the repeaters they are responsible for constantly. I don't even have particularly clever kit, but I can DF someone abusing the repeater within about a minute. You'd only need to give two messages like the ones above before we'd have you...

  115. Newsflash! by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

    After decades of research, the US Army has unfortunately learned that if you allow people to communicate, they might use this to plan terror.

    This comes as a complete shock, and they're now looking into means of shutting down all forms of communication altogether.

  116. Re: 1993! by caluml · · Score: 1

    Coded Porn!

    Actually - has anyone ever tried to decode the pixelisation that is applied (so I'm told) to Japanese pictures? I reckon that information has been flowing right under our noses the whole time.

  117. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by ultranova · · Score: 1

    I am a mathematician, and I do not find the attempts at squaring the circle that took place before it was proved it was impossible silly at all. Those that came afterwards, on the other hand, I find mostly silly.

    The side of a square which is equal in area to a circle with a radius of 1 is sqrt(pi). I've once had double entry bookkeeping explained to me, so I guess that makes me an economist ;).

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  118. RUN !!! RUN !!!! RUN !!! RUN !!! RUNNNN!!!! by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    If this post is moderated (+1, Insightful) it means "disband, they found us out"

    I'd run before those black suits are at your frontdoor .. They have found you 5 times!

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  119. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Now, this would be outright RETARTED

    The word you were looking for is "retarded", not "retarted". Unless, of course, you were speaking of tarting again.

    HTH. HAND.

  120. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why even waste time with a toy like twitter?

    Global scale connectivity and synchronization?

  121. It may be common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but it is also hugely stupid. This is why "Military Intelligence" is considered an oxymoron.

    Flags can be used by terrorists to organise widely spaced attacks. Pencil lasers can be used without a chance of interception unless you already know everything. Smoke signals mean that fires can be used as a terrorist communication medium for OTH organisation.

    Those cheap radio sets? Terrorist tool.

    Pencils, papers, vocal cords, trumpets and bongos. All terrorist tools of communication.

    Potentially.

    So why point this one out?

    Stupid.

  122. army sees by nimbius · · Score: 1

    air force cyber command getting lots of taxpayer money, decides "we need money too." Twitter seen as "grave threat to patrotastic america freedom"

    that about sum it up?

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  123. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    MrHanky, you win the truth prize for the day.

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  124. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While Marx surely did write about his approach to political change elsewhere, it is not in Das Kapital that he did that. That's pretty apparent from the first few pages...

    But the parent, to whom you are responding, does not mention Das Kapital. He simply says that he believes "..both Marx and Kaczynski were spot on in their analysis..."

    Further, you can associate the Unabomber's manifesto with Das Kapital in this sense: They are both documents that most Americans have not read and yet have strong opinions about.

    For example when this weekend I heard that charm school country bumpkin Sarah Palin remark that Barack Obama was "going to bring Communism" to America, I really wanted to put my size 11 Sketcher (right foot) up her behind.

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  125. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

    but don't think for a second that Marx was opposed to brutality, oppression, and murder.

    So Dick Cheney's a Marxist?

    Who knew?

    Seriously, isn't it interesting then that neoconservativism's founders were all former Marxists?

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  126. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Those whose job is to prevent terrorist acts should not be foiling plots at stage where the "go signal" is being given.

    You had to go and make sense and spoil our "24" fantasy of masterminding a turrist plot from our basement WebTV setup.

    Damn you, dakameleon

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  127. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    I know how to use flag codes...

    Just sayin'.

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  128. Re:first tits! by MentlFlos · · Score: 1

    But "boobs" ARE redundant. If one fails you can just switch to the other active one.

  129. potential versus actual by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Okay, so twitter may be potentially used by terrorists.

    But why focus on potential, when you have actual terrorist tools:

    1. Cars, trucks. Very useful for causing higher casualties than the mere explosive alone.
    2. Telephones: used to plan attacks.
    3. Postal mail: used to spread terrorist propaganda. Think about it - our own government is empowering terrorists by allowing them to use the mail system!
    4. Credit cards: stolen credit cards can be used to buy plane tickets, explosives etc...
    5. Cash: the untraceable monetary instrument of choice when stolen credit cards are not available.

    I think the solution to terrorism is pretty obvious: We'll all have to give up our cars, telephones, mail, credit, and cash, and go back to living 1850's style.

    Or, we could just learn to deal with the fact that the world is a dangerous place, and that no matter what political position we take, some people are going to hate us for it...

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  130. the larger threat here by viridari · · Score: 1

    The US intelligence community and the enforcement agencies that act on its findings scare me a hell of a lot more than the "terrorists".

    If a terrorist rules by fear, and the US government is trying to keep me scared all the time, doesn't that make the US government a terrorist cabal?

  131. what terrorist would use a huge site like twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when there are millions of tiny little sites that no government agency has ever heard of or looked at. I'm sure everyone here can name 5 off the top of their heads.

    Why wouldn't one little terrorist cell open a 1.99 a month "unlimited" account with some no name host. nah, why wouldn't that cell create a hosting provider who owns and operates it's own server and do whatever the hell they want with no one to ever know anything.

    Hell, they could even have real customers and make some money on it, while hiding the data for any packet inspection that might be laying around the data center.

  132. All this talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this talk of Twitter and he(she?) is no where to be found. Maybe I need to update my sock puppet list.

  133. BREAKING NEWS: US Army to employ twitter! by BloodyIron · · Score: 1

    So if it's a terrorist tool...

    Terrorism is all relative by the way.

  134. Osama on Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I can say is... http://www.twitter.com/osamabinladen

  135. You think that's bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw street corners on my way to work today where terrorists could potentially stand on sidewalks near enough to each other to engage in a conversation! Horrors!

  136. Well I think... by Seta · · Score: 1

    ...a strategically placed bowl of alphabet soup or SpagettiO's could also be used as a terrorist communication tool but I don't go around holding press conferences about it.

  137. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by Vr6dub · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I really wanted to put my size 11 Sketcher (right foot) up her behind.

    Which leaves me wondering...what brand shoe do you wear on your left foot?

  138. Applied 'sed' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lynx -dump 'http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=081025182242.js2g2op8&show_article=1' | \
              sed 's/Twitter/Google/g; s/Tweets/messages/g;'

    Now isn't that better? Of course, you could substitute just about any other messaging technology, from pagers to cell phones to SMS to Android, etc.....

  139. Anti-government by Plugh · · Score: 1

    I regularly listen to a podcast that calls for the end of the United States Federal government. Am I a terrorist? Or is the host of the show a terrorist? Were the anti-federalists terrorists?

  140. Drinking my coffee by aqk · · Score: 1

    just sitting here, drinking my coffee...B

  141. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

    Or a single e-mail address posted to a mailing list; for bonus points, a relevant, on-topic message with a few letters accidently rearranged, or a code word slipped in.

  142. paranoia? by Anastasios · · Score: 1

    The minute the USA realizes that the world is not out to get them they will have a lot of money not spent on security and conspiracy theories to spent somewhere else... and the thinking could destroy the american society... so better invent the enemy... "Terrorists" can use from mobile phones to any forum or web page to communicate... You can spent time and funding reporting that to superiors I guess too... Your time to waste, not my money wasted though...

  143. Heh... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

    I always knew twitter himself was a sock puppet. Ditto for tool.

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  144. Yes, I've read Das Kapital by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Yes, I've read it, a few decades ago. (Ok, more precisely I've read "Capital", I forget whose translation, because my German wasn't quite up to reading the original "Das Kapital", but the problems were the logic, not the translation. I think my German copy was Roman-type rather than Fraktur.) That's why I was specifically insulting it, in contrast to the Communist Manifesto which has problems but is really kick-ass writing. If the phrase "tried to read it" applies, though I'm pretty sure I did finish it, it's because it was laughably bad, and maybe I wasn't giving it the respect that such a seriously intended work hoped to achieve. Now that I've got the perspective of a couple more decades of looking at real economics and not just theoretical economics, it might be interesting to re-read it. Some of his insights into capitalists' needs to expand markets weren't totally stupid, but the whole Labor Theory of Value that was the foundation of the document is simply wrong.

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  145. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I'd been saying a bit more than that, but that's the core idea - if you remember the 60s and 70s, Marxists especially tended to like long wordy rambling documents where they can enjoy the sounds of their own voices/pens/typewriters, and the works produced by committees make sure that everybody gets to put in their own wrinkles on it, and that kind of extremism simply isn't made to fit into Twitter messages or SMS or even IM.

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  146. Re:Extremist Ideologies don't fit in twitter messa by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Actually that gets to my dimly-remembered critique of the Labor Theory of Value that underlies Marx's belief that capitalists are evilly exploiting workers. Marx gives an example of shoes made by hand by workers and shoes made using capitalist-provided machines, and argues that the hand-made shoes are more valuable because more labor went into them, because all the value comes from the labor. (I think he argues that the value of the raw material doesn't count, because its value also depends on the labor from raising the cows, tanning the leather, etc.)

    But the value of a pair of shoes to the wearer doesn't depend on the amount of work that went into making it, and while there may be quality differences between hand-made shoes and shoes that were made using machines, that can be positive or negative. And while it takes just as much labor to make two left shoes as it does to make a right shoe and a left shoe, the value to the wearer is substantially different.

    Now, in America, the value of that shoe is derived from the brand name, with Sketchers being intermediate between Nikes and Keds, as opposed to the issue of whether your size is really 11 or 10.6 or 11.2 and medium-width as opposed to wide or narrow with the laces tightened enough to adjust for the wrong fit. After all, they all come from the same sweatshops...

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