User: StickANeedleInMyEye

Re:Hrmm

On: Expedition To Explore an Alaska-Sized Plastic "Island"

Scientists estimate that at least 30% of the bulk is made up of Collectors edition Daikatana boxes.

The remaining 70% is made of coffee-stained AOL disks.

No the remaining 70% are plastic shrink wraps from Windows 95, 98, ME, 2000 & XP boxes.

4x higher

On: Large Hadron Collider Struggling

'It's not the design energy of the machine, but it's 4 times higher than the Tevatron,' he said."

Yeah but it's only 2x higher than my TRS80

Re:CO2 cartridges to break earth's orbit?

On: Orbit Your Own Satellite For $8,000

yeah but can I bring my girlfriend?

Re:Or may not have

On: Something May Have Just Hit Jupiter

That damned random Jupiter!! Who would think to look THERE??

DukeNukem?

On: The Duke Is Finally Back, For Real

I thought somebody resurrected John Wayne

They should date anyone with a BIG telecope

On: Should Scientists Date People Who Believe Astrology?

Really... why discriminate against star gazers?

Ohhhh don't touch the little antennas they're hot

On: Feds Have a High-Speed Backdoor Into Wireless Carrier

....and the FBI has a great big ass telescope in the sky too so the can watch you & the Mrs. ____________ [fill in blank]

Re:pbf

On: Drugs In Our Drinking Water

.......yawn.... yeah me too

Re:But then....

On: Drugs In Our Drinking Water

and you start getting bitchy and have cramps

Make mine a double shot

On: Drugs In Our Drinking Water

And that's not even looking at it with a microscope!
Hells fire there's more crap than that in your Big Mac than in the water.
Still... I'm drinkin outta of well that we scooped a decomposed squirrel out of last summer. Ummmm um good!