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Large Hadron Collider Struggling

Writing in the NY Times, Dennis Overbye covers the birthing pangs and the prospects for CERN's Large Hadron Collider (which we have discussed numerous times). "The biggest, most expensive physics machine in the world is riddled with thousands of bad electrical connections. [And] many of the magnets meant to whiz high-energy subatomic particles around a 17-mile underground racetrack have mysteriously lost their ability to operate at high energies. Some physicists are deserting the European project, at least temporarily, to work at a smaller, rival machine [Fermilab's Tevatron] across the ocean. ... Technicians have spent most of the last year cleaning up and inspecting thousands of splices in the collider. About 5,000 will have to be redone... Retraining magnets is costly and time consuming, experts say, and it might not be worth the wait to get all the way to the original target energy [of 7 TeV]. Many physicists say they would be perfectly happy if the collider never got above five trillion electron volts. Dr. Myers said he thought the splices as they are could handle 4 [TeV]. 'We could be doing physics at the end of November,' he said in July, before new vacuum leaks pushed the schedule back a few additional weeks. 'It's not the design energy of the machine, but it's 4 times higher than the Tevatron,' he said."

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  1. european work ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTF.

    1. Re:european work ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm all for better, stronger, faster, but I'm still rooting for Tevatron. For all the funding cuts it's suffered, it would hopefully be a much needed wake-up call to congress. Physics needs a solid base in America. We're losing scientists as it is.

    2. Re:european work ethic by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      What on earth are you talking about?

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  2. not a typo by neonprimetime · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    birth pang
    n.
    1. One of the repetitive pains occurring in childbirth. Often used in the plural.
    2. birth pangs Difficulty or turmoil associated with a development or transition

    1. Re:not a typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you feel the need to point out the obvious?

    2. Re:not a typo by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Who said it was a typo? The phrase is in common usage - it isn't even an idiom!

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    3. Re:not a typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the English language. You must be new here. Let us show you around.

    4. Re:not a typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did, but it was only in my head.

    5. Re:not a typo by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Speaking of English, shouldn't that be "shove you around"?

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    6. Re:not a typo by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Mod +1 Extra-sensorially insightful

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    7. Re:not a typo by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      What did you think it might be a typo for? "Birth bang"? "birth bong?"

      The mind boggles!

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    8. Re:not a typo by beav007 · · Score: 1

      Who are you calling an idiom?

  3. anything worth doing by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is also usually hard to do

    the setbacks are part and parcel of such a complicated effort

    keep up the hard work, you are broadening mankind's knowledge, the expense and the hard work are as valid an endeavour as any other that can be proposed

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    1. Re:anything worth doing by natehoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. There's a reason the term "cutting edge" is used to describe cutting edge science, and in cutting edge science, well, if it worked perfectly the first time it probably wasn't very ambitious.

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    2. Re:anything worth doing by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Given the reduced energy: Re, the Higgs Boson (that's the one that everybody talks about): Is that still the one sure thing that this machine will sort out? If the Higgs exists, will they still see it right away, and if it doesn't, will the scientists still finally say, "There is no Higgs, we need new physics to account for why; things have mass, something in our standard model went awry"?

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    3. Re:anything worth doing by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Love the reference. I think I had her singing it in my head as I read it just now.

    4. Re:anything worth doing by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      is also usually hard to do

      the setbacks are part and parcel of such a complicated effort

      True. But could there be additional complications? To compare it to another grandiose project, the Three Gorges Dam. For starters, it's a prestige project so the Party cannot allow it to fail without losing much face. Second, if there are any technical shortcomings in the design, they will be covered up due to the pressure from on-high. Third, there's theft by contractors in the substitution of inferior materials, allegations of defective workmanship, and so forth. And again, these issues would be covered up to prevent embarrassment of the national government which is funny in funny-uh-oh way because tearing things up and fixing the problem now would be less costly and embarrassing and lethal than finishing the dam, flaws and all, and letting it fail years later during a quake with a full head of water in the reservoir.

      So, what's the Hardon's problem? (Yeah, I keep calling it the Large Hardon Collider. It's funny.) Anything worth doing is going to be complicated. That's the one I'm hoping for. Is the design sound? Are there defects in workmanship? Any corruption from subcontractors?

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    5. Re:anything worth doing by tacarat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, but I'm sure the term "lowest bidder" had something to do with this as well.

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    6. Re:anything worth doing by hobbit · · Score: 1

      (Yeah, I keep calling it the Large Hardon Collider. It's funny.)

      CITATION NEEDED

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    7. Re:anything worth doing by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Is this really cutting-edge technology, or just a bigger circle?

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    8. Re:anything worth doing by jollyreaper · · Score: 0

      (Yeah, I keep calling it the Large Hardon Collider. It's funny.)

      CITATION NEEDED

      Millions of snickering boys and men who can appreciate juvenile humor. It's inherently funny, like a banana or Sarah Palin speech.

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    9. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re:anything worth doing by Colourspace · · Score: 1

      +1 at the very least

    11. Re:anything worth doing by vlm · · Score: 1

      Is this really cutting-edge technology, or just a bigger circle?

      From an engineering standpoint, scalability is always a cutting-edge type of problem. No different than .... IT stuff.

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    12. Re:anything worth doing by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given the reduced energy: Re, the Higgs Boson (that's the one that everybody talks about): Is that still the one sure thing that this machine will sort out? If the Higgs exists, will they still see it right away, and if it doesn't, will the scientists still finally say, "There is no Higgs, we need new physics to account for why; things have mass, something in our standard model went awry"?

      No, it won't. Actually God keeps breaking the LHC. You didn't think (s)he'd let a bunch of monkeys have h(er/is) particle do you?

    13. Re:anything worth doing by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Just visiting here from 4chan? How's summer break?

    14. Re:anything worth doing by dirvine · · Score: 1
      As far as I am aware even if the Higgs Boson does in fact exist is would be so infrequently shown (even at 7TeV) that it will in fact be considered as an extremely low probability of it showing up. I for one do not believe in Higgs but I also do not believe it would ruin the standard model if it did not exist.

      Theres many more explanations to sub atomic particle mass than the Higgs Boson, some have been though of and theorized, of that I am sure and likely the correct theory has likely not been discovered yet, but it may well be soon, who knows? Apart from that the discovery of new particles will be a further amazement to quantum physicists, even more conformation of quarks and the color charge would make a lot of people very happy, me for one or two or both!

    15. Re:anything worth doing by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. There's a reason the term "cutting edge" is used to describe cutting edge science, and in cutting edge science, well, if it worked perfectly the first time it probably wasn't very ambitious.

      You mean like all those poor astronauts that died the first few times we went to the Moon? Oh.. wait... I guess I was wrong since traveling the Moon wasn't very ambitious and didn't use cutting edge science.

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    16. Re:anything worth doing by oldhack · · Score: 4, Funny

      What you need is the UK Home ministry to install more cameras, so that you can catch this "God" person (thingie?) red-handed.

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    17. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. There's a reason the term "cutting edge" is used to describe cutting edge science, and in cutting edge science, well, if it worked perfectly the first time it probably wasn't very ambitious.

      This is a great quote! I summarize: "if cutting edge technology worked perfectly the first time, then it probably wasn't very ambitious."

    18. Re:anything worth doing by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

      Just visiting here from 4chan? How's summer break?

      With a < 7 digit user id number, I'll tend to conclude otherwise.

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    19. Re:anything worth doing by n3xg3n · · Score: 1

      Err, three astronauts died when faulty wiring ignited a 100% Oxygen environment while preparing for the Apollo 1 mission.

    20. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats cutting edge about "thousands of bad electrical connections"?!

    21. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say it really is pretty cutting edge.
      This is considering that it has been in development for many many years, and just the sheer scale and resources required for it.
      Yes, it is a bigger circle, but that is so we can achieve those higher energies in a stable loop.
      The energies produced will be rather high.

      High-energy physics is pretty much the most cutting edge you can get since it is one of the areas we don't know that much about.

    22. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This argument, coupled with comments from the summary (such as: "Retraining magnets is costly and time consuming, experts say, and it might not be worth the wait to get all the way to the original target energy ") makes it sound like the LHC is approaching the complexity level of P = NP. It may also, because of that, be the the most accurate argument I've seen for or against the LHC. If we can restore it, then have we effectively defeated P = NP? :)

    23. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from atomic bomb development (ten's of billions), which was not risky compared to the LHC-- I doubt Einstein spend millions on proving E=mc^2. Maybe a couple hundred thousand (to prove it leading to the concept of the A-Bomb and its following huge investment).

      It's great they are being scientists and forging headstrong, but really, what are we learning from this effort aside from typical engineering/scale problems? I hope we're not relearning the tower of babel all over again--we've already built many of those...

    24. Re:anything worth doing by N1ck0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Detecting the Higgs Boson is not a process where you turn on an accelerator, smash some protons and go...'look there it is'.

      Basically they are never going to see a higgs boson, they are going to look at all the stuff that flies out of these collisions and trace back each bit and try to figure out where what its lifecycle was. When you find something that isn't explained by known particles and fits the model of the higgs boson you can statistically believe it exists.

      If the Higgs does exist it you make runs with the accelerator over and over again (it runs at a peak of about 40 million collisions a second). From this you get a large amount of data, about 2GBytes a second. The data is more or less filtered for interesting 'events'. These events are then rated based on how likely they show evidence related to a higgs boson based on various models. Then after a long period of time you look at trends and you can statistically map the mass and energies of particles in an attempt to figure out where the higgs boson exists.

      The LEP (at CERN before he LHC) and The Tevatron (at fermilab) have done a lot of work to narrow down what areas should be focused on...but essentially the more energy you have the more granularity your going to have in the resulting data and thus the more confident they can be about the results.

    25. Re:anything worth doing by blackfrancis75 · · Score: 1

      the Higgs Boson (that's the one that everybody talks about)

      Yes, every time I go out I hear "Higgs Boson this" and "Higgs Boson that".
      I wish everybody would shut up about it!

    26. Re:anything worth doing by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Actually God keeps breaking the LHC

      If you define "God" as the anthropic principle

    27. Re:anything worth doing by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      Is it possible it's so complicated that stuff will keep breaking faster than they can ever fix it?

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    28. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only real failing at the LHC was the lack of planning for this to happen. This the most complicated machine ever built, and it extremely difficult to repair. Of course things are going to go wrong when you turn the whole thing on together.

      They should have just said when they started. "We are going to turn the thing on in 2008. It will break. We will fix it and it will break again."

      This is what happens when power point pushers are making schedules rather than really looking at the engineering that is being done.

      My prediction is they will get all the kinks out and get it really running (7 TeV) around 2011.

    29. Re:anything worth doing by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Even fixing the damn thing over and over is teaching someone something important. After all the effort it would be downright stupid to give up on it now.

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    30. Re:anything worth doing by ZanzibarZero · · Score: 1

      the question is, are the goals we're setting for ourselves realistic at this time? the LHC is an incredibly ambitious project with enormous potential for failure. we have to realize that as well, and accept that it may come to nothing...

    31. Re:anything worth doing by cdrudge · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the LHC uses helium, so that problem should be solved.

    32. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I define God as the choice function of the multiverse.

    33. Re:anything worth doing by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      What you need is the UK Home ministry to install more cameras, so that you can catch this "God" person (thingie?) red-handed.

      Yeah, great idea. You can see how (s)he deals with that here: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

    34. Re:anything worth doing by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      You know, that's an interesting idea.

      Imagine if the high energy would send particles back in time or create too many tachyons or something, making a paradox like the grandfather problem, so the universe won't ever let it power up!

    35. Re:anything worth doing by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      No, it won't. Actually God keeps breaking the LHC. You didn't think (s)he'd let a bunch of monkeys have h(er/is) particle do you?

      So, I guess soon we'll be getting Gordon Brown's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters:
      1. Where God went wrong
      2. Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and
      3, Who is This God Person, Anyway?

    36. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incidentally, speaking of the higher deity, it is probably offended you left out its other descriptor.

    37. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Americans would never be so low as to sabotage a European science project to get the scientists to work at their labs.

    38. Re:anything worth doing by DoninIN · · Score: 1

      It's the combined efforts of the worlds real superheroes to sabotage this thing before it can bring about the end of the world via vacuum collapse, symmetry breaking black hole creation or raising R'lyeh from it's watery grave.

    39. Re:anything worth doing by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      It is the sort of cutting edge you get when you push any technology beyond the existing limits. The same way that building the densest chip or fastest airplane is cutting edge. The scale-up has presented new problems that smaller machines did not have

    40. Re:anything worth doing by damburger · · Score: 1

      Got to love the morons who equate the construction of the LHC to splicing together a couple of bits of CAT5...

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    41. Re:anything worth doing by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      You mean like all those poor astronauts that died the first few times we went to the Moon?
      Lets see, they had a shitload of successively more and more ambitious trials before the mission to land on the moon and during those trials they lost a crew. Then of the seven missions where they actually intended to make a moon landing one resulted in a loss of mission and came very close to a loss of crew.

      Still even that record is indeed pretty good for a project that ambitious.

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    42. Re:anything worth doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Higgs Boson (that's the one that everybody talks about): Is that still the one sure thing that this machine will sort out? If the Higgs exists, will they still see it right away, and if it doesn't, will the scientists still finally say, "There is no Higgs, we need new physics to account for why; things have mass, something in our standard model went awry"?

      This is a quote from the LHC rap (2:42):
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

    43. Re:anything worth doing by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      *WOOOOOOSH*

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    44. Re:anything worth doing by Rei · · Score: 1

      Yeah, amazing how many people here missed that ;) I figured most Slashdot geeks who follow CERN news would have heard it. Instead, my post got a bunch of replies criticizing the imprecision of Alpinekat's lyrics, as though rhythm and rhyme structure weren't constraints.

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  4. All by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

    High school physics students will tell you that physics experiments are doomed from the start.

    If it smells, it's Chemistry.
    If it squirms, it's Biology.
    If it doesn't work, it's Physics.

    Just how they managed to suck billions of dollars from governments is beyond me, unless political "science" isn't really a science at all!

    PS: for the humor impaired: This is a joke.

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    1. Re:All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      PS: for the humor impaired: This is a joke.

      Perhaps; but for the rest of us it isn't.

    2. Re:All by CorporateSuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just how they managed to suck billions of dollars from governments is beyond me

      Well, you could say the LHC working better than intended. Instead of making a black hole, it became one.

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    3. Re:All by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and they'd better be preying to the all-powerful Atheismo that Fermilab doesn't beat them to it. You know the other collider that looks like it has a good shot at beating them to it with a much smaller collider and for a fraction of the cost. I mean of course since they haven't already, they might not ever for one reason or another, but it'll be terribly embarrassing for the Europeans if they do.

    4. Re:All by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1, Troll

      It is not a joke. Or you're *really* bad at humor. If it were a joke, it would be funny. Placing a P.S. stating that "it is a joke" below a random statement, does not magically make it funny. And the blokes thinking they would look dumb when they don't laugh and moderate you funny right now, because of their weak self-confidence, do so even less.

      PS: for the humor impaired: This is a joke.

      P.P.S.: It really is not. ;)

      P.P.P.S.: GOTO 10?

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    5. Re:All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      High school physics students will tell you that physics experiments are doomed from the start.

      If it smells, it's Chemistry.
      If it squirms, it's Biology.
      If it doesn't work, it's Physics.

      Just how they managed to suck billions of dollars from governments is beyond me, unless political "science" isn't really a science at all!

      PS: for the humor impaired: This is a joke.

      Also:

      If it's state of the art, it won't work

      If it works, it's obsolete

    6. Re:All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS: You're obviously humor impaired.

    7. Re:All by sznupi · · Score: 0

      Uhmmm...you do know that both Tevatron and LHC are international efforts, contributing much effort towards each other and with helluva of researchers from across the globe working on BOTH of them, right?

      Please don't try to present this as some sort of national penis wiggling, leave that to the people with Freedom Fries.

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    8. Re:All by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Not to worry. CERN just got word that a group of experienced programmers is now available to help finish the job. They all recently got laid off at 3D Realms, and are raring to go on a new project. In their first released statement, they assured CERN and the public that "The LHC will be done when it's done."

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    9. Re:All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it smells, it's Chemistry.
      If it squirms, it's Biology.
      If it doesn't work, it's Physics.

      it reminds me of my previous boss.

      AC

    10. Re:All by CYDVicious · · Score: 1

      I am not laughing, this must be a Physics joke then?

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    11. Re:All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I'm wrong!

    12. Re:All by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Ha, NOW you get that it's not funny? Why not WHEN MODERATING GP COMMENT?!? ;)

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    13. Re:All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you used the Large Hardon Collider?

    14. Re:All by pmarini · · Score: 1

      this one too, unless someone from outer space is trying to keep us away from making a hole in their universe...

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    15. Re:All by damburger · · Score: 1

      It tickles me no end Americans thinking they are beating the Europeans at particle physics. The Tevatron is not comparable to the LHC, the SSC would have been the equivalent - and that turned into a far greater waste of money than the LHC did. To be honest, it sounds like sour grapes to me.

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    16. Re:All by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      In our school, it was more like: -

      • If blew up, it's chemistry
      • If it died, it's biology
      • If you've just been irradiated by a lethal dose of gamma radiation, it's physics
  5. Did anyone else think... by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...that's what happen when you hire the low bidder?

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    1. Re:Did anyone else think... by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      This isn't flamebait, it's a good observation. How exactly do you design a project of this size, and somehow screw up the electrical connections? It isn't rocket science; you just make sure every connection is specced for more than the peak current that will be flowing through it.

    2. Re:Did anyone else think... by SMQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But the peak current is tens-of-thousands of amps, and the connections are between superconducting cables made of exotic materials, and once the connection is made at room temperature it has to be cooled down by almost 300 degrees (150 times colder than where it started) with all the flexing and stressing that causes, and still can't have more than one or two nano-ohms resistance or the whole experiment blows up. Yes, the electrical connections in the LHC are the equivalent of rocket science.

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    3. Re:Did anyone else think... by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      How exactly do you design a project of this size, and somehow screw up the electrical connections? It isn't rocket science; you just make sure every connection is specced for more than the peak current that will be flowing through it.

      And then hire the cheapest technician you can find to make that solder joint. Good solder work is hard, and while just about any idiot with a solder iron can glob a few wires together (as I have proved on occasion), it takes someone really good at it to make a connection which can be put under a microscope and called good.

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    4. Re:Did anyone else think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't flamebait, it's a good observation. How exactly do you design a project of this size, and somehow screw up the electrical connections? It isn't rocket science; you just make sure every connection is specced for more than the peak current that will be flowing through it.

      Well, things get slightly more complicated when the electrical connections in question are between superconductors, at temperatures near 0 kelvin, and in very intense magnetic fields.

    5. Re:Did anyone else think... by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      Ah, good point. I thought they were just talking about your typical commercial-type electrical connections.

    6. Re:Did anyone else think... by AndrewNeo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now I just have a picture in my head of the whole thing not working because somebody tripped over the cable connecting the whole thing to the standard wall outlet..

    7. Re:Did anyone else think... by oldhack · · Score: 1

      If only they had gone with Haliburton...

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    8. Re:Did anyone else think... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      You, of course, always go with the high bidder, right?

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    9. Re:Did anyone else think... by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

      Now I just have a picture in my head of the whole thing not working because somebody tripped over the cable connecting the whole thing to the standard wall outlet..

      No no....someone tripped over a superconducting connection, ruptured the cryogenic lines instead.

    10. Re:Did anyone else think... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Actually the problem is that there were no practical materials with the specced current rating. These materials were perhaps not entirely theoretical before they got started, but certainly nothing of this size had ever been attempted before.

      It's like the first uranium processing plants. They just didn't know what uranium did, so they did stuff like storing 10 kg uranium in cobalt-enriched water (12 kg and it would have blown up a part of Los Angeles instead of Hiroshima).

      The first time you make dumb mistakes that are obvious afterwards. You can't "spec" for that.

      And btw, if you want to see "big government failure" in physics, ITER is a better example. This thing is getting close to 7 months behind schedule. Iter is at ... what ? 50 years ? (Iter should have been done and dismantled by now in the original plant. It's been delayed until "at least" 2035)

    11. Re:Did anyone else think... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      As an aside, how do you come up with a measure like "150 times colder"? I mean, what metric do you use to determine 1 times colder or 2?

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    12. Re:Did anyone else think... by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 1

      ...that's what happen when you hire the low bidder?

      Do you seriously think that just paying more will get you a better product? If so, Microsoft has a copy of Vista Ultimate they'd like to sell you.

    13. Re:Did anyone else think... by Noren · · Score: 1

      You measure temperature in Kelvins. Temperature 1 is 150 times as many Kelvins as temperature 2.

    14. Re:Did anyone else think... by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      As an aside, how do you come up with a measure like "150 times colder"? I mean, what metric do you use to determine 1 times colder or 2?

      Think in Kelvins.

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      My only political goal is to see to it that no political party achieves its goals.
    15. Re:Did anyone else think... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      So really, it's x 150 times hotter than y, because y 150 times colder than x doesn't make any sense.

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      It's been a long time.
    16. Re:Did anyone else think... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      you're close, each magnet has a standard cord and they all meet at nested stacks of cube connectors all plugged into a six-outlet power strip from wall mart, with a neon "on" light that flickers annoyingly.

    17. Re:Did anyone else think... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That still doesn't make any sense, because Kelvins are an arbitrary unit. Sure, the zero point is (theoretically) absolute zero, but the scale is arbitrary.

      If you were to use Rankins instead of Kelvins, your "x times colder" value would be different.

    18. Re:Did anyone else think... by arndawg · · Score: 1

      Yes, the electrical connections in the LHC are the equivalent of rocket science.

      I think you just pissed off a bunch of theoretical physicist. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_76sQ9Mpfg

    19. Re:Did anyone else think... by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      No, it would still be 150X colder. If you measure from absolute zero the temperature ration doesn't depend on which units you use. 300K to 2K is X150. 600X to 4X (where X is some temperature scale I just made up) is still 150X colder. This doesn't work for F or C degrees because zero is not at absolute zero.

    20. Re:Did anyone else think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they would be fairly insulted you comparing the LHC to rocket science...

    21. Re:Did anyone else think... by hebetudinous_rectum · · Score: 1

      Tech Support: Hello, this is LHC tech support. How may I help you?
      LHC Scientist: Yeah, I have an LHC and I am in need of a bit help here.
      Tech Support: Very good. What seems to be the trouble?
      LHC Scientist: Well, when we try to turn on the LHC, it doesn't start up.
      Tech Support: Is your LHC plugged in? This is very much a common mistake.
      LHC Scientist: What?
      Tech Support: Is the monitor turned on? Another mistake.
      {click}
      Tech Support: Hello? Is anybody there? Thank you for calling LHC tech support, goodbye.

  6. Magnets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much loss is there when retraining a magnet?

    Couldn't we use magnets to store energy for electric cars, instead of batteries?

    1. Re:Magnets by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, you can store energy in strained magnetic fields -- so-called "spin batteries". But it's poor energy density. Magnetic "batteries" are still trying to get up to the energy density of supercapacitors, which are in turn still trying to get up to the density of lead-acid batteries, which have been left in the dust by techs like lithium ion batteries. But it's a very new tech, so we'll have to see where it goes.

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      Aeris Died For Your Sins.
  7. Large Hadron Collider Struggling by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    For now, it will only be able to collide small and medium Hadrons...

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:Large Hadron Collider Struggling by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      For now, it will only be able to collide small and medium Hadrons...

      After spending all that money reprinting their stationary to "MHC", the committee decided to rename it "Kinda Large Hadron Collider". That way if they ever get it working full, they only have to cut the "K" off of "KLHC" instead of order new stationary.
           

    2. Re:Large Hadron Collider Struggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know your joke is a joke, but for those who haven't figured it out, it's Large (Hadron Collider), not (Large Hadron) Collider.

  8. Conspiracy by Hadlock · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone ever think that Fermilab is paying Cern employees to sabotage their collider? Each setback adds 6-8 months to the life of Fermilab...

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    1. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Fermilab has barely enough money to pay its top scientists $20k/year each, they're underfunded and always weeks from being completely canceled as a project. They've had to let many bright minds go in recent years. I highly doubt they have enough money to bribe people, let alone have afford to have meetings about bribing people. LOL. Besides, CERN employees had a very well funded and organized project, why would they take bribes from an underfunded one to sabotage a well-funded one? Your logic does not make sense.

      The problem here is not a conspiracy, its that the scientists working at Fermilab have their shit together. Their design is good, their scientific foundation was sound, their wiring, electronics and magnets were correctly assembled, and they are more experienced.

      CERN does not have a majority of these under their belt. It might be a difference in how they are managed. Perhaps Fermilab has a better hierarchy, better safety rules and prioritizes work more efficiently. Maybe they actually triple check each wire before they press the On button and CERN cuts corners. This is all supposition, but reality is a harsh mistress and it is obvious they're doing something wrong.

    2. Re:Conspiracy by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have proof of this! Just check out the magnets they are using for the LHC:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LHC_quadrupole_magnets.jpg

    3. Re:Conspiracy by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1, Insightful

      no.

    4. Re:Conspiracy by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the first failure ocurred because of a design fault on one of the Fermilab-built magnets. I'm with you on this one, those sneaky physicists.

    5. Re:Conspiracy by Hadlock · · Score: 4, Funny

      Says the man whose .sig links to his Fermilab profile page! We're onto you!

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      moox. for a new generation.
    6. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds plausible - in fact, I've snapped a photo of one of the Tevatards in action!

      http://www.contentimages.de/content/GlobalPictureGallery/30/189624430_1149761594389.jpg

      With the construction of the CERNOBOTS, the tide is likely to turn however.

      http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/d/dexter3.jpg

      Or in other words: No.

    7. Re:Conspiracy by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      I really don't. FNAL has a huge LHC team: they devote 3 floors of Wilson to supporting the US contingent of the experiment. Any LHC setback is a setback for Fermilab as well.

    8. Re:Conspiracy by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not to pass the blame, but was there really no way of testing it for design faults before installation? I mean sure you can't see how the whole thing works until you turn it on, but if the LHC guys can't figure out how to test it before installation, I'm not sure how the Fermilab guys could have.

      Yeah, I know it's a tad blame the victim like, but it seems to me that this is an EU sort of problem.

    9. Re:Conspiracy by vlm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      CERN does not have a majority of these under their belt. It might be a difference in how they are managed. Perhaps Fermilab has a better hierarchy, better safety rules and prioritizes work more efficiently. Maybe they actually triple check each wire before they press the On button and CERN cuts corners. This is all supposition, but reality is a harsh mistress and it is obvious they're doing something wrong.

      Clearly you must me be a theoretical physicist, as opposed to a experimentalist, because that explanation was really complicated and stuff, although it did lack the required theoretical physicist collection of complicated equations.

      The experimentalist physicist explanation is, as usual, much simpler, the LHC has more recent news reports about failures than the Tevatron, because the LHC was first run in late 2008, and the tevatron was completed in 1983, somewhat before the birth of a typical grad student, so all the news reports about tevatron teething problems were more than a quarter century ago, and long forgotten.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tevatron

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    10. Re:Conspiracy by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Ha!

      And not only have you proven Fermilab is out to sabotage the LHC, you've also proven that Fermilab plays Horde.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    11. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Designs that CERN (as well as KEK and FNAL) engineers signed-off on repeatedly. Simply what happened is that they tried to cut costs too much and did not use enough and strong enough material for bracing because they did not correctly predict the magnitude of the twisting that would take place in a bad quench (little twisting mostly compression was predicted). All the engineers from every institution that looked into it missed that, and missed that on more than one occasion each time they approved the designs and early prototypes.

      I'll add that the - no BS, this is what happened, and why - from the DOE and FNAL contrasted very sharply with the CERN counterparts' which was largely keeping pictures and info secret (until the official and very carefully worded report) and passing blame on everyone else. A coworker of mine nearly lost his job when he sent an email around with a few pictures of the damage. That contrasts very much with the 9 o'clock and 4 o'clock meetings at FNAL where we routinely are shown pictures of damaged equipment when the shit hits the fan here.

    12. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fermilab will continue doing what it has always done even once the LHC starts, high energy physics. The Tevatron will shut down, and the experiments running on that beam will come to an end, but there are plenty of other experiments that don't need to be run on the highest energy beam available.

      Most people I know at Fermilab want the LHC to start as soon as possible (with the exception of people working on Higgs analysis), and honestly the detectors running on the Tevatron are pretty old and are running into problems due to the large amount of luminosity they've seen over the years. High energy physics _needs_ the LHC to work.

    13. Re:Conspiracy by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

      Hell I remember watching an 80's episode of The Phil Donahue Show where they were talking about fermilab and they had a hard time explaining that matter was made up of protons electrons, and neutrons. News of problems with superconductors were waaay to over the populaces head to get any attention.

      Of course Phil had a few things to say about those quarks being tops and bottoms. And when strange came into the picture, man it got nasty.

    14. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the thing is in France... the average French worker isn't above taking hostages or threatening to blow up the building to get what they want.

      Wouldn't surprise me at all.

    15. Re:Conspiracy by perturbed1 · · Score: 1

      Well, here is an AC that clearly writes from the inside... Thanks!

    16. Re:Conspiracy by damburger · · Score: 1

      You are aware, are you not, that CERN already runs particle accelerators?

      It never ceases to amaze me that absolute, unwavering certainty Americans have that they are better than everyone else at everything. You are not. If you doubt me, then make the more realistic comparison of the LHC to the SSC.

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    17. Re:Conspiracy by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Of course Phil had a few things to say about those quarks being tops and bottoms. And when strange came into the picture, man it got nasty.

      Yeah, that joke always works like a charm.

  9. 2012 by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTFA:
    "scientists say it could be years, if ever, before the collider runs at full strength"

    Looking more and more likely that a Dec 2012 full-power test could be on the cards.

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    1. Re:2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A universe in which the LHC works is one where we no longer exist!!

    2. Re:2012 by damburger · · Score: 1

      Please let it be so. I want to see the faces on the conspiracy nuts the day after when NOTHING HAPPENS.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
  10. Drawing ever closer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Ever closer to 2012, I see.

  11. Ah, memories by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 3, Funny

    This makes me think back to when I used to play World of Warcraft.

    There was a character running around named: "Drphillip" and I thought to myself, "huh, interesting name he has." And then all of a sudden, he started shouting in town:

    "OH NOES. teh large hardon collider is turning onz0rz!!!"

  12. I was wondering why the world hadn't imploded... by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

    ...now I know. They haven't actually flipped the switch yet.

    Okay, back to work. Maybe a Vogon constructor fleet will get here first.

  13. Of course it is struggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care who you are, a Large Hardon Collider has GOT to hurt.

    1. Re:Of course it is struggling by Rei · · Score: 1

      So I says, "Super collider? I just met her!" And then they built the super collider. Thank you, you've been a great audience.

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      Aeris Died For Your Sins.
  14. Give them time... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd give them 3 years, 4.5 months to get it up and running correctly. But that's just me.

  15. Lazy Europeans by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe if you weren't taking those 5 weeks a year of vacation time and working more than 35 hours a week, you could get it done on time! ;-)

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re:Lazy Europeans by castironpigeon · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that if they ever get this thing up and running think of all the jobs that will be lost.

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    2. Re:Lazy Europeans by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      But if we don't ever get it up and running, how would we ever kill the Pope?

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      "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    3. Re:Lazy Europeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say, smartass: how far behind schedule is the Boeing 787, and how many times has it been delayed?

    4. Re:Lazy Europeans by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you weren't taking those 5 weeks a year of vacation time and working more than 35 hours a week, you could get it done on time! ;-)

      Well, there's the difference between the US and the EU. Do you want it done on time, or do you want it done correctly? (yes, I know you were joking, but then so am I) ^_^

    5. Re:Lazy Europeans by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      What about just one of the two options?

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      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    6. Re:Lazy Europeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well. We work less, but at least we do it right. Your work quality on the other hand is like the dollar. Weaker than $lazyWorkerStereotype.

    7. Re:Lazy Europeans by spire3661 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sigh, typical American 'work yourself to death' mentality...I say this as an American.....

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      Good-bye
    8. Re:Lazy Europeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cite your references: Here you go :)

    9. Re:Lazy Europeans by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I want both. And make it cheap too.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    10. Re:Lazy Europeans by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      With that attitude you're never going to make it to the moon, buddy!

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    11. Re:Lazy Europeans by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Yeah they're probably using that silly "metric" system for measurements too. Rule of thumb: if they say it's "large" but they measure it in centimeters, they're lying....

    12. Re:Lazy Europeans by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone in the EU should be throwing stones while we talk about large aircraft development programs... :)

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    13. Re:Lazy Europeans by david_thornley · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As opposed to the US method of having it done by people who are generally overstressed, haven't gotten much sleep, and are worried about losing their medical insurance when they finish?

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    14. Re:Lazy Europeans by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      ...With hookers! And blackjack!

      In fact, forget the Large Hadron Collider!

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    15. Re:Lazy Europeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      orz.

      Us lazy Europeans bow in face of the superior American supercollider.

    16. Re:Lazy Europeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As a European who moved to North America, I observed that "working" (as in being productive, which they like in Europe) is something different than "putting in hours" (which they like in North America).

       

    17. Re:Lazy Europeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile americans 'pay off' the banks TRILLIONS, which pay off the European banks , ahhahah.

      With that cash, you could have build a 1000 mile diameter GLHC

    18. Re:Lazy Europeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll see your anonymous troll and raise you a "America is the most productive nation on earth... by far. Our lazy workforce is more than twice as productive as most other nations' lazy workforces. In fact, noting how lazy the average worker is in the good ol' USA, I have to wonder how unbelievably lazy a European worker would have to be to be 47% as productive."

    19. Re:Lazy Europeans by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      We Americans don't need health insurance. Jesus will protect us!

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    20. Re:Lazy Europeans by tcolberg · · Score: 1

      But...but if we don't work ourselves to an early death, how else are we going to keep our health costs down?

  16. oh the humanity by Pike · · Score: 1

    I don't blame it. If I were a Large Hadron Collider, I would probably struggle too.

  17. WTF??? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

    After I invested my entire 401(k) in crowbars???

    1. Re:WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... a real scientist only needs one (1) crowbar.

      You were jacked

    2. Re:WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, the titanium ones seem to be sold out everywhere... Coincidence? I think not!

    3. Re:WTF??? by dkf · · Score: 1

      ... a real scientist only needs one (1) crowbar.

      You were jacked

      Given the economy recently, sounds like that's about what a 401(k) would have been able to acquire.

      --
      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
    4. Re:WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't complain, it's probably worth more than if you had invested it in stocks.

    5. Re:WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      personally I would have put it into hookers. And blackjack.

  18. maybe aliens sabotaging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because it really will create a black hole if they are successful? never know :)

  19. it's the space-time continuum messing with them. by notgm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. once an effective way to control time travel is discovered, said method will be able to exist at all times.
    2. no method has yet been discovered.

    therefore,

    3. the method cannot be discovered.

    and finally,

    4. any device which will allow its discovery cannot ever be operational.

    it's in the manual, dummies.

  20. When the world is running down, you make the ... by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ... best of what's still around. I've noticed a distinct decline in the quality of professional services in the last decade. In the midwest and the New England region of the US, at least. Based on this story, maybe the same is happening in Europe. In the past 2 years, I've had electricians, plumbers, painters, carpenters and landscapers at the house to execute various jobs I have needed. In most cases, I have had to fix problems myself after the "professional tradesman" declared the job finished, wrote up an invoice for his/her expensive services and departed. In almost all cases, I could have done the job more carefully and better myself if only I had the time. Ironically, everyone to a man was extremely skilled at the invoicing and billing process. When it comes to getting paid, everyone is a genius. Pride in the work? Not so much. This story about the LHC sounds eerily familiar. Assuming the work was done by the local (or imported) tradesmen, is it possible that the work was sub-par?

  21. The Universe is Safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For now.

  22. Freudian Slip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else read that as "large hardon collider"?

    I bet that would cause some birthing pangs.

  23. Don't Settle by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hope they don't settle for running at a lower energy just to avoid criticism about the start date. There is too much potential for what we could discover using the collider's full capacity.

    If it is at all feasible to get this running at or near 100%, it's worth it to put in the time now to fix it. I'd rather wait another year now, then wait 30+ years for the next accelerator to be built.

    1. Re:Don't Settle by Late+Adopter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Aside from the electrical connections, the magnets need to be trained to reach the fields necessary to sufficiently bend a 7TeV beam. The last talk I heard on the status of the magnets was that this was a very non-linear effect. We could probably get to 5, 5.5 with not that much difficulty (again, when the electrical connections are repaired)... but even getting to 6 will take *quite* an investment of down-time. The cost/benefit curve has a very clear kink in it.

    2. Re:Don't Settle by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      The cost/benefit curve has a very clear kink in it.

      Well then figure out what its kink is, and hire it an open-minded hooker or something to straighten it out. Geeze, do I have to think of everything?

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    3. Re:Don't Settle by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      The Tevatron is currently shut down for repairs and upgrades (a three-month process). Starting up the LHC does not mean they are done building it. I think it is a great idea to start some basic tests and begin some experiments to become familiar with how the machine is operating before going through a lot of expensive fixes and upgrades. Not to mention CERN has little experience operating the machine, so it will take a while to get it up to full power even if they finished working on it right now.

    4. Re:Don't Settle by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Do both. Run it for a season at 4 TeV (or whatever will work) and see what *other* bugs need to be ironed out. When the traditional winter shutdown period comes around, work on fixing the bugs and aim to run at 5 TeV or whatever next season. Lather, rinse, repeat. Some science is better than no science; the latter runs the risk of a bean counter pulling the plug on the entire project.

    5. Re:Don't Settle by andre.david · · Score: 1

      I'd rather wait another year now, then wait 30+ years for the next accelerator to be built.

      The experiments and they 5000 collaborators, half of them students could not disagree more. Collision data, any collision data, will provide invaluable information on the detectors and their performance.

      Searching for the unknown is not turn-key. You will need to understand very subtle effects of the detectors. The Tevatron experiments in the US only in the last few years are churning out Physics like a cookie-factory. They started in the early 1990s, so you can appreciate the time it takes to properly understand the detectors.

      We need collisions, even lower-energy collisions, to feed the pipeline of analysis. Discovery energies can come in 2 years time when we understand the detectors. And, mind you, the starting energies for the LHC will be at least 2 to 4 times higher than the Tevatron...

  24. Large Hadron Collider and Tevatron by Stele · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like they need to get the Milliard Gargantubrain or the Googleplex Star Thinker working on a solution, and fast!

  25. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    That's interesting. Here in Arizona, it's a little different. Most of the contractors like you mention are either illegals, or meth-heads. The meth-heads can't return phone calls, can't show up on time, are flaky and unreliable. The illegals are cheap, but frequently don't know what the hell they're doing and do substandard work as a result. Non-illegal, non-meth-head, reliable and competent contractors are extremely rare around here.

  26. Re:haha EU sucks BUY AMERICAN and you'd not be the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even Americans don't buy American. Get raped!

  27. physics equivalent of International Space Station? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Sure, some science gets done at both. But at the cost of constructing these facilities?

  28. Re:it's the space-time continuum messing with them by hobbit · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. once an effective way to control time travel is discovered, said method will be able to exist at all times.

    CITATION NEEDED

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    "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something" - Plato
  29. Bad news good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad news, Europe was just sucked into a black hole. The goods news England now has a viable source of wind energy.

  30. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Both of your stories are a result of our society telling teenagers that if they want to get ahead, they should go to college, even if their academic skills are no better than average and their trade skills are above average.

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    The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  31. Where's Moore when you need him? by textstring · · Score: 1

    Ouch, only 4 times the energy in 25 years. I'd hate to be in that game.

  32. Re:I was wondering why the world hadn't imploded.. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't worry, the Vogons will not be here until 2012.
    You know that famous Maya calendar? Well, actually it's the timing diagram for the final phase of Earth's computer program.

    --
    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  33. I'm glad I'm an atheist... by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 2, Funny

    otherwise, I might think that God really does hate scientists like the fundamentalists claim.

    1. Re:I'm glad I'm an atheist... by OneTrueGod · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're right. I do hate scientists.

  34. Parallel universes by mangu · · Score: 1

    1. once an effective way to control time travel is discovered, said method will be able to exist at all times.

    Not in all the parallel universes. If you travel back in time and change one fact in the past, you'll create another universe where that event actually happened.

    1. Re:Parallel universes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trousers of time!!! (Even included three exclimation points for you)

    2. Re:Parallel universes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If time is linear, wouldnt it also be possible that we just havent gotten to the time at which time travel is invented yet? (IE, this is the first run through time) We may come to find out that it is only possible to go backwards in time, as going forward requires events to unfold, rather than falling through the infinite realm of possibility.

  35. time travelers from future stalling it by peter303 · · Score: 1

    They know if the thing is turned on it will create "red matter" and suck the whole Earth into it. (Sounds like a movie plot)

    1. Re:time travelers from future stalling it by ijakings · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah I wonder where from? Must be one of those B-Movies, red matter doesnt sound to well thought out or explained. Maybe Rambaldi was behind it somehow.

  36. Re:it's the space-time continuum messing with them by notgm · · Score: 1

    if it isn't able to exist at all times, it isn't an effective way to control time travel.

    recursive.

  37. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, because Swiss tradesmen are subpar...

  38. VERY LARGE test bed? by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    I have long wondered how it is that physicists can create ONE monstrous detector, and be completely certain that it works within spec... and within the design precisoin and accuracy.

    BUT chip makers, SSD hard drive makers, space telescope mirror makers and rocket engine companies can have test runs in the zillions... and they still fail. Either catastrophically, or just bad math answers ;-) Their bugs go undetected until production. I've done spacecraft component testing where a valve passes 1,000,000 times but fails on the next (or on orbit!)

    Can anyone explain how the physicists get the good manufacturing karma?

    1. Re:VERY LARGE test bed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general, previous colliders have been the test beds. There's no way anyone could go from say, a 50ies style cyclotron to the LHC in one step, but a huge amount of experience has been built up in steps along the way, including the LEP and Tevatron. And every component in the accelerator and detectors have been through some serious individual testing. If it still doesn't work, the explanation might just be 'it's the first time anyone's doing this, ever'. Or it might be blatant incompetence, but that has not traditionally been the case at CERN.

    2. Re:VERY LARGE test bed? by ijakings · · Score: 1

      The collective power of their smugness that every science other than mathematics is below them.

    3. Re:VERY LARGE test bed? by vlm · · Score: 1

      I have long wondered how it is that physicists can create ONE monstrous detector, and be completely certain that it works within spec... and within the design precisoin and accuracy.

      Its not one detector, the whole point is its a zillion detectors operating in parallel, so you just calibrate them all relative to each other...

      Check out the specs on just the tracker layer of the CMS detector... essentially a 76 megapixel ultra high speed movie camera. I suspect, if one channel fails, thats considered OK, they'll work around it. Or consider the calorimeter layer, which is built out of 61200 crystals, as long as 60K or so of them are working in spec, that's probably good enough for good data.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compact_Muon_Solenoid

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    4. Re:VERY LARGE test bed? by blueg3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nonsense. Mathematics isn't a science!

    5. Re:VERY LARGE test bed? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Of the one monstrous detector, only one needs to work. You don't need to make sure that almost all coming out of factories will work, you just need one to get to work, and if it doesn't work you can fix it till it works.

      --
      You just got troll'd!
    6. Re:VERY LARGE test bed? by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Mathematics isn't a science!

      Nonsense. It's applied physics ( Hey, what else other than the laws of nature ensure that mathematics is self-consistent? )

    7. Re:VERY LARGE test bed? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I forgive your blasphemy!

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      May the Maths Be with you!
  39. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

    I've lived in the Southwest. Not that different, really. Most of the 'state-licensed' contractors here in Connecticut (my home for the last 2 years) haven't returned phone calls, shown up on time and are flaky or unreliable. They are decidedly NOT illegals - these are people that I've picked out of the available pool *because* they actually have a license to operate within the state. I shudder to think what havok the "illegal" population would wreak. Actually, they could not do much worse than the so-called professionals. The explanation from the long time locals used to be that "they have more work than they can handle". Surprisingly, nobody seems to be eager for work now that the economy is down. And I'm not talking "I''ll pay you half your normal rate because you need the money and have no work" - I *still* can't get people to return my calls. I have no idea WTF they are doing to earn money. I'm not sure they want to. People just seem to put their houses up for sale and disappear. But back to the original story - I'm still not sure whether the requirements of the LHC were just too close to the cutting edge, or whether they just could not find competent people to do good work. I have all the respect in the world for competent tradesmen, but I loathe the incompetents. I am happy to pay for good work, but I can't abide shoddy work.

  40. Merde by complex(179,-70) · · Score: 0

    The biggest, most expensive physics machine in the world is riddled with thousands of bad electrical connections

    That would probably be: The French Connections

  41. Re:it's the space-time continuum messing with them by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    1. once an effective way to control time travel is discovered, said method will be able to exist at all times.

    If the time travel method needs some pre-existing infrastructure at the destination time, you can't travel back beyond the time that infrastructure is built.

    --
    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  42. Clever Tevatron People by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Real clever of those Tevatron people to masquerade as electricians during the LHC construction. They'll have the God Particle safely in the bag while those upstart Europeans are still chasing their tail.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Clever Tevatron People by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Great news, just let us know if you discover any Catholic-Anglican-Protestant oscillation while studying the God Particle.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    2. Re:Clever Tevatron People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should be chasing our tail, that way atleast something is moving circular. For just a fraction of the costs and more probability of finding the Higgs.

      Now that I think of it, I should get public funding right away. I'll chase my ass for 2 billion euros. Downside is that the chance of finding a blackhole is bigger.

  43. Somebody is very touchy today by Overzeetop · · Score: 1, Troll

    Seriously, I'm a troll?

    This is some pretty difficult, complex work. As a sibling post pointed out, there are very highly stressed systems. Whoever bid this - and, no, I don't know anything about how it was bid but I have my suspicions - probably didn't decide to go hire a crack team of the best assemblers in Europe. They figured their standard labor for guys (and gals) who wire up buildings, telecom, and other lab environments. I work with these types of people sometimes, and they're not always focused on the end product (to put it nicely). QA for a project like this can only be so rigorous until the QA dwarfs the scope and cost of the actual construction. Sometimes it's a conscious decision (Hubble), sometimes it's a matter of budget or politics. Regardless, it only takes a moderate percentage of not-quite-perfect workmanship to really foul things up when you push a system to its limits.

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    1. Re:Somebody is very touchy today by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, troll.

      Why? becasue you clearly have no idea what 'lowest bidder' means.

      First, that's seldom true
      Second it would be more properly to say 'Lowest bidder to meet our specifications and quality expectations'. Even then it's usually not the lowest biddee becvasue they don't ahve the experience or size required.

      In fact, in every large multi-million plus bidding process I ahve been in, knowing and approving who the bidder would hire to do the actual work was required. Manager were required to meet certain specific specifications of training and experience.
      And yes, we checked references.

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  44. Large Hardon Collider? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's how I read that. Sort of a European sci fi porn movie.

  45. Temporarily Lower Energy by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The aim is still to go to 7TeV/beam this is only a temporary reduction in energy. In addition all the evidence so far points to a low mass higgs, not up at the hard ~1TeV/c2 limit where the energy is actually important. This is not unprecedented - the Tevatron which was supposed to be 1TeV/beam ran at 0.8 TeV for the first run and increased it to 0.96 TeV for the second run.
    However, That being said it was never really the case that would would turn the machine on and the Higgs would magically pop out of the ether for all to see. The most likely scenario is a low mass Higgs which decays to b-quarks. Unfortunately the LHC will be EXTREMELY good at producing b quarks from known physic processes (there is even a entire experiment devoted to studying them - LHCb). The result is that a lot of hard, painstaking work will be needed before we can spot the b quarks from a Higgs from background "ordinary" b quarks. Of course there is still a chance that the Higgs might have enough mass to decay to two Z bosons which would be very easy to see early on but, if the Standard Model Higgs exists, the chance looks slim.

    1. Re:Temporarily Lower Energy by mzs · · Score: 1

      CERN was already sketching out a future upgrade with a long term shutdown for a second run. It may be reasonable to pull-off 4-7 TeV upgrade like you propose then.

    2. Re:Temporarily Lower Energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't discover anything unless they dial it up to eleven...

    3. Re:Temporarily Lower Energy by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      My wife has C bosons and I like them very much.

  46. Hey you id by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    diot. I think part of your sentence got cut off there. Oh wait no. I see what you did. You put the first bit of your sentence in your subject line. You know the subject line is for giving a one sentence premise of what you wrote, so one scrolling through comments can see what your post was about, rather than three words of your first sentence. They provide this big text field for you to explain that premise. You're worse than those jerks who put their initials in the body of their message instead of their signature line.

    Honestly these things aren't difficult to figure out.

    AC

  47. invalid analogy by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    aside from huge expense and huge technical complication, the negatives of the three gorges dam are completely unlike the negatives of the large... hardon

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  48. 5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitude by BBF_BBF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just because it's "cutting edge" doesn't mean it must fail the first time they try to run it for real.... having so many bad joints as part of the reason for failure is a sign of poor workmanship and quality control given the multi-billion dollar budget. It's not a bunch of mad scientists working in their garage on their own dime, it's a bunch of *highly paid* mad scientists using scads of public funds.

    I'd give them the "cutting edge" argument if the physics didn't turn out as expected, but bad joints... give me a break.

    So much for swiss workmanship. ;-)

  49. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    No, here the non-illegals are the ones who are flaky and unreliable. I'm pretty sure most of them are on meth. You wonder what they do to earn money since they can't be bothered to return phone calls? I imagine meth has something to do with it.

    The illegals, on the other hand, are actually very reliable and punctual. They show up early in the morning when they're supposed to. They really make the "licensed contractors" look bad. For things they're good at, they generally do a decent to good job. But they're just not that skilled at many things, and it shows in their quality of work, so you have to be careful what you hire them for: landscaping, moving, etc. you'll have few problems, but anything requiring more skills (like plumbing), don't do it. Communications is also a big problem since so many don't speak English.

    Generally, for anything where quality is important, I've found it's best to just make the time and do it myself rather than 1) pay someone to screw it up, or 2) spend tons of time chasing around a meth-head contractor.

  50. Re:It's Europes Orion by ThePromenader · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why did I read the title 'Large Hardon Collider Struggling'? Christ, I must be at home here.

    --

    No, no sig. Really.

    ThePromenader
  51. At least they have time..... by Hanging+By+A+Thread · · Score: 0

    ....to change the sponsorship decals to "The Shack".

  52. I am suing them. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am a super student with a GPA of 2.7 and a near perfect (>89%) attendance record. I am going to sue these guys who are building this big thingie in a hole in the ground for not finding me and giving me a job. If they had done that, the project would be in A-OK shape.

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  53. Sensible Europeans by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    ...and yet the Run II of the Tevatron was similarly delayed and that was for a machine which was only upgraded. So having established that 5 weeks of holiday a year does not seem to affect the outcome perhaps "sensible" would be a better description.

  54. Struggles to find no Higgs by sweetser · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    The Higgs will not be necessary when gravitational theory is correctly unified with the other 3 forces of Nature. Think about it. The standard model is about 3 of the 4 known forces of Nature: EM, the weak, and the strong force. Problem is all that is done for particles with Zero mass. The Higgs mechanism fixes this obvious problem without breaking the symmetries of the other 3 (U(1), SU(2), and SU(3)) using a cute Mexican hat trick.

    When gravity is unified with the other 3 forces, there will be no need for the Mexican hat trick because gravitational mass will break the symmetry politely. Of course I know how to do this by first writing the Maxwell equations using quaternions, then doing a rewrite using hypercomplex numbers to nab gravity because Nature uses two sets of division algebra, thus outfoxing the string theory clowns by being clever in 4D.

    Doug
    visualphysics.org

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    Working on new views of old physics at http://VisualPhysics.org
    1. Re:Struggles to find no Higgs by mzs · · Score: 1

      WTF?

      You really think that non-abelian Q and you mixing and matching the two inverses and then when Q is not enough you do a Cayley extension to get something not quite O which is not even associative and just barely well defined and mix and match those where ever you please waving your hands saying that's Nature simply because reinterpreting Maxwell's equations in Q was so much fun, that that that well garbage makes more sense than SU3?

      Take your meds.

    2. Re:Struggles to find no Higgs by sweetser · · Score: 1
      One needs U(1) symmetry, SU(2), SU(3), and a way to do oh-so-symmetric gravity. SU(2) is known as the unit quaternions, or one way to write a representation is exp(q - q*). That uses 3/4 degrees of freedom in a quaternion.

      U(1) is Abelian, usually taught to people who accept what they are given as a normalized complex number. Note that q/|q| exp(q - q*) = exp(q - q*) q/|q| because the normalized quaternion commutes with its exponential. Hello electroweak symmetry.

      Take two of these, multiply them together, and you get another element of the group because that is group theory. Toss in a conjugate operator, that changes the multiplication table, but the norm stays the same. Eight numbers go in, something with a norm of 1 comes out. Sounds like a way to represent SU(3). You are so right, it ain't associative, a huge pain, but that is how the strong force behaves.

      The road to gravity will not be paved with quaternions. It requires the hypercomplex numbers. Drop that into a Maxwell-like action, and out pops a version of Newton's law that has a time dependent term, and thus no need for general relativity. It is gauge invariant in only one special case: for a massless particle. Otherwise it will politely break gauge symmetry without messing up the U(1), SU(2), and SU(3) symmetries that appear when using quaternions in the action. No Higgs mechanism needed.

      For the record, I refused to take my meds while certified.

      Doug
      visualphysics.org
      hoping to animate any expression in mathematical physics

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    3. Re:Struggles to find no Higgs by Trutane · · Score: 1

      I can totally vouch for Doug's stance on taking his meds, as a witness to his certification back in the day. He's way beyond needing meds at this point. Just don't mess with his quaternions, man.

      Sure, he might need a little help with math here and there, but at least he doesn't have a problem with rambling run-on sentences.

      --
      One-time LHC blogger

      --
      Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
  55. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Kokuyo · · Score: 1, Troll

    Oi, I'd like to remind you that this thing is located in Geneva, which is in the French speaking part of Switzerland. The rest of us don't like being confused with FRENCH speaking people ;).

    Seriously, though, I'm only half joking. The French have a very interesting work ethic and while our French Fries don't like being confused with real French people, one has to admit that they are close together from a mentality standpoint.

    I know I'm pretty bigoted here, but unfortunately, I also speak from experience.

    Then again, even Swiss German work ethics are going down the drain since we have this overwhelming influx of German and French managers who, incidentally, learnt their 'tricks' from the USA.

  56. It's okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it happens to every collider.

  57. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm officially depressed. Or maybe elated, since my penchant for "do it myself" has been validated. We're in danger of totally hijacking this story on a non-relevant tangent, so I don't want to add fuel to the fire any more. Please - no more posts on the specifics of the above posts. The original premise still stands, however. I'll restate it as follows: Are the bad electrical connections of the LHC the result of shoddy workmanship as a result of the decline in professional ethics? I'd really like to hear from people in the region. Are the tradesmen of Europe declining as they are here in North America? Do folks in the area surrounding the LHC have trouble finding competent tradesmen? Could your own experiences as a private citizen shed light on why a major (and extremely expensive) scientific endeavor is having trouble? If this is a general trend, those of us in a position to do something about it (by influencing the next generation) will at least have a reason for being obnoxious pains-in-the-asses. In good times, I find that annoying character traits such as expecting quality services for payment rendered tends to place me in the position of "difficult and demanding elitist" rather than "conventional recipient of value recieved for value given". I'll pay you well for good work, if you are capable of providing it ...

  58. LHC != Installing a Sink by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... best of what's still around. I've noticed a distinct decline in the quality of professional services in the last decade.

    Unrelated. The LHC failures have all been caused by unforeseen consequences of standard techniques applied in completely unique situations or new techniques developed to suit the situation. When you are doing something that has literally never, ever been done before things like this are common. Prior experience can only take you so far after that you are learning how to do the thing because you are the first person to ever do it. This is a far cry from installing a sink or rewiring a house which has been done thousands of times before and for which the ways in which it can fail are well known and can be avoided.

    The people involved in the work are not just a few plumbers and electricians that were called up from the local yellow pages (or Pages Jaunes at CERN) but are either CERN employees or employers of contractors. My experience has been that while they are extremely "union" orientated (they are very particular about their breaks, starting/stopping work etc) they are also extremely professional to the point where they have come and shown be the right way to do something so it did not make their work look unprofessional!

    1. Re:LHC != Installing a Sink by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

      Installing a sink. Geez. Anyone who even understands what the LHC is would know that it's not quite the same as that. We're talking about advancing the state of human knowledge, not fraking up the commonplace. Doesn't mean it can't be screwed up by incompetetence. The science of electricity spans something like 300 years, so when I read statements such as "The biggest, most expensive physics machine in the world is riddled with thousands of bad electrical connections", I have to wonder how this can happen. The art of creating good electrical connections is not cutting edge any longer. "Unforeseen conseqences of standard techniques applied is completely unique situations" is not a result of bad foresight, it's a result of bad engineering. In the electrical field, the abundance of examples of "non-unique" situations should be enough to provide experience to properly handle "completely unique" situations. Hell, if anything, this can be tested in a controlled environment beforehand. Electrical connections are no longer a mystery. We know how to deal with this kind of thing. So, I can only assume incompetence is the cause of this current fiasco. Whether it is on the part of the electricians, or the people supervising the work is irrelevant. If good elecrical connections sufficient to meet the needs of the LHC are within the realm of what is known by humans, then I'll cry "incompetence".

    2. Re:LHC != Installing a Sink by StaticEngine · · Score: 5, Funny

      "unforseen consequences"

      Great. Now I _AM_ going to stock up on crowbars.

    3. Re:LHC != Installing a Sink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Union butt splice crimpers?

    4. Re:LHC != Installing a Sink by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      This is a far cry from installing a sink or rewiring a house which has been done thousands of times before and for which the ways in which it can fail are well known and can be avoided.

      Understatement of the week. :)

  59. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seen the same.

    A/C unit on a house (under home warranty): The local reputable HVAC company comes out regularly, recharges the A/C, tells me I have a leak, and leaves.
    For this they make decent money.

    I asked them why they don't just fix the leak instead of blowing chemicals into the air, and they said "They won't pay me to fix the leak, only to recharge the A/C unit".

    Incompetence isn't limited to tradesmen - it goes all the way up.

  60. Yay, no black holes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay, no black holes to suck us into oblivion!

    We get to live for a few more years! Rejoice!

  61. Damn those cold solder joints... by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

    I knew I should have read my copy of Forrest Mims's "Getting Started in Electronics" more carefully before working on the Large Hadron Collider!

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    Bow-ties are cool.
  62. thousands of bad electrical connections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    riddled with thousands of bad electrical connections

    many of the magnets ... have mysteriously lost their ability to operate at high energies

    Anybody want to elaborate on the not so mysterious bad connections?
    How can you get that wrong?

  63. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    Then again, even Swiss German work ethics are going down the drain since we have this overwhelming influx of German and French managers who, incidentally, learnt their 'tricks' from the USA.

    Kinda like South Africa with Apartheid huh? I'm beginning to see a pattern of epic failures for countries that think they can do things on par with, and have similar outcomes as their American counter-parts.

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    "Be prepared, son. That's my motto. Be prepared." --Joe Hallenbeck
  64. All part of the plan by T+Murphy · · Score: 5, Funny

    In recent upgrades to the LHC, the collider has been equipped to smash large amounts of money together and observe its annihilation:

    "We start with a 50 Euro note and a 50 USD note," Dr. Grotzy explained. "We accelerate them to near the speed of light- interesting things can happen when the velocity of money gets this high. When the beams of Euros and USDs collide - thousands of notes per minute- we get some interesting reactions.
    "This is a photograph of one such collision- an annihilation as you can see," Grotzy said, pointing at the annotated diagram. "The buck stops here."
    "Out of it you can see these spiraling particles. Given the $50 is one of the ingredient particles, we call this 'Grant money going down the drain'.
    "The experiment is actually quite easy to run. If the beams start to wane you just go up to the generator and throw more money at it.
    "To keep busy we'll be adding more projects. With with a little more funding from the Brits, we can test out a heating system powered by burning cash. Convert a pound's mass into energy.
    "Some people are concerned this collider will produce economic black holes that will destroy the worldwide economy. I can assure you this is nothing but uninformed rumor.

    1. Re:All part of the plan by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Actually, scientists have observed that once you split the dollar and/or Euro in a supercollider, it's composed of a multitude of Chinese Yuan

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  65. You can't cut your losses by Crashspeeder · · Score: 1

    You can't quit on such an expensive project because of a few setbacks. This could change the world, the stakes are much higher. This is the last project that should be abandoned on such a quick whim. We're treading on uncharted territory, we can't expect perfection.

  66. 4x higher by StickANeedleInMyEye · · Score: 0

    'It's not the design energy of the machine, but it's 4 times higher than the Tevatron,' he said."

    Yeah but it's only 2x higher than my TRS80

  67. Re:it's the space-time continuum messing with them by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

    If the time travel method needs some pre-existing infrastructure

    Like a really hot cup of tea ?

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    Squirrel!
  68. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by ragefan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Non-illegal, non-meth-head, reliable and competent contractors are extremely rare around here.

    It's probably because the "non-illegal, non-meth-head, reliable and competent contractors" were constantly underbid and thus driven out of business by people that would rather save a buck than have it done right.

  69. come on by proxy318 · · Score: 1

    I'm getting tired of waiting, it's like they're NEVER going to get around to imploding the world.

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    1. Re:come on by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

      I'm getting tired of waiting, it's like they're NEVER going to get around to imploding the world.

      Late with your homework assignment, again?

  70. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Brigadier · · Score: 1

    Let me see you design a five trillion electron volts connection. From a bottom line perspective your right. But you would be truly dim witted to compare this to the wiring of your local strip mall. Most new designs are exactly that new designs, thus it is feasible that a coupling may fail in practice where it may have worked in theory.

  71. remember the hubble by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the LHC could still be awesome.

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    1. Re:remember the hubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Posting anonymously because I work at Fermi. Go take a look at how long it took us to get up and running; consistently... at full strength. Only NOW are we pushing the really big numbers because we have 30+ years of experience making this machine work.. tweaking it until it hit the peak of its power, and then pushing it a bit farther each time.

      The LHC will eventually get there, but to expect it to be Tevatron perfect on its first run is a bit of an over-reach.

    2. Re:remember the hubble by damburger · · Score: 1

      I think its very telling how random Americans with nothing to do with high energy physics are responding with "OMG teh euros suxors!!! 5 weeks holiday a year LOL! USA FTW!!!11" whilst people actually working in the top US high energy physics lab are pointing out how these kinds of delays are inevitable with something like the LHC and are hopeful about it coming online.

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    3. Re:remember the hubble by JoCat · · Score: 1

      A Large Hubble Collider would be awesome.

  72. It's proof! by fudoniten · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's what's going on: in every universe that the LHC works, the earth immediately disappears in a giant black hole, so, by the entropic principle, we must always be in one of the failures. The project will be plagued with failure until they give up! It's proof positive that we live in a multiverse!

    1. Re:It's proof! by kwikrick · · Score: 1

      heehee, that cracked me up. Very Douglas Adams.

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    2. Re:It's proof! by barocco · · Score: 1

      In fact it's also a further proof mediocre species like us deserve only painfully long and lonely death throwing nuclear warheads or 30000-lb bombs at each other. Those more capable civilizations gobble up themselves swiftly with black holes.

    3. Re:It's proof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me, are you a "many worlds" crackpot or just a sci-fi geek?

    4. Re:It's proof! by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      It's also scientifically sound, if somewhat creepy. It's called quantum suicide. The LHC seems to break everytime they turn it on, since in every 'universe' that it works successfully, there is nobody alive to see it functioning. However, it was also theorized a few years ago that a naked Higgs boson is impossible, and if a functioning LHC can produce a Higgs boson, then any universe in which the LHC functions is wiped out. Thus, the LHC never works correctly. Of course there is no experimental way of determining whether either of these outcomes are true, but they're both potential consequences of MWI.

    5. Re:It's proof! by marcelst · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think we should start betting high values against a working LHC!! We might all get f***in rich!! What are we gonna do with all the cash?!! *runs outside histerically*

      -- May our thoughts be with those, that didn't survive the bet...

    6. Re:It's proof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, so you are a "many worlds" crackpot. How did you do in the special olympics this year?

    7. Re:It's proof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize you're just trolling, but why does subscribing to MWI automatically make one a crackpot? It's a perfectly consistent interpretation of the formalism, or at least that's what I've been lead to believe (IANAQP).

  73. Hardon Collider by andrewd18 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What the article is saying is that they're having a hard time getting it up.

  74. It takes too long by dsinc · · Score: 3, Funny

    My Hadron is fading away...

  75. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    I seriously doubt it. More likely, it's because no one goes into these professions unless they're at the bottom of the barrel. Anyone who would do well in this line of work was pressured by our society to go to college instead, where they got a worthless degree in liberal arts and are now working as a middle manager somewhere doing nothing really useful. Face it: our society pushes everyone to go to college, even if they're really not college material, because no parent wants to believe their little Johnny isn't the most special kid in every way.

    Meanwhile, the meth-heads love contracting because it means not having a boss, not having to keep a regular schedule, pretty good pay (when they do manage to work), and it's usually in cash so they don't have to pay taxes, and can use their pay to buy more meth.

  76. mini sirloin holes by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the original target energy [of 7 TeV]. Many physicists say they would be perfectly happy if the collider never got above five...

    Smaller black-holes? That outta buy humanity another few months.
         

  77. Remember the SSC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time we are reminded of the woes of the Large Hadron Collider through news stories such as this one, we should also remind ourselves of the canceled American project known as the Superconducting Supercollider. Thanks to the timorous and scientifically shortsighted members of the US Congress, the SSC, which would have been at least four times as powerful as the LHC, was given the budget axe and all that now remains is an empty tunnel under the Texas plains. If the SSC had been approved, it certainly would be operational at this very moment, and instead of wringing our hands over the troubled LHC, we could be benefiting from and enjoying fantastic science.

    1. Re:Remember the SSC by Archimboldo · · Score: 1

      That's assuming that the projects they had to pull money from because of SSC haven't contributed in the meanwhile. Yes, if money is unlimited in supply, we should fund every great thing on the planet and we would have a utopia. I worked at JPL at the time SSC was canceled, and all the senior scientists were relieved. Even my physics profs were relieved that a zillion other small physics experiments would not be cut.

  78. 4 [TeV] should be enough by w0mprat · · Score: 2, Funny

    4 [TeV] should be enough to bring about doomsday, just get on with it.

    I have a family reunion in december I need to get out of, and a rogue singularity orbiting the core of the earth is a nice excuse not to go.

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    1. Re:4 [TeV] should be enough by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 1

      Sheesh. I remember when they said 640 keV would be enough for anybody.

  79. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was struck by the craftsmanship and pride that went into trivial things in Germany. For instance, the asphalt on the road doesn't simply get slopped over the concrete curb like in the US... they left a perfect little gap, rarely getting any asphalt at all on the concrete. Then, the tar guy would seal the gap, carefully getting tar only into the gap and very little, if any, on the curb. In the US, they ladle it out without any concern whatsoever about aesthetics.

    Of course it was charming, but completely pointless. Nevertheless, it's good to see people take such pride in their craft, and it makes me feel pretty good about other German products.

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  80. Project Management Failure by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 2, Insightful

    CERN management did not want to undertake any significant low power testing and consequently suffered a major failure. In addition, as it now seems clear, the overall oversight left something to be desired. I'm not saying people did not work very hard but it is difficult to believe corners were not cut in a race to get running before the Tevatron could start accumulating enough statistics to allow them to spot and claim the Higgs (though still not likely at the 5 sigma level.)

    1. Re:Project Management Failure by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      So like always, scientists (especially physicist's) obsessions with getting there first (the publication, the grant, the conference presentation), rather than doing honest science, sabotaged the project to some extent. Nice work guys. I'm glad we can believe in you.

    2. Re:Project Management Failure by andre.david · · Score: 1

      CERN management did not want to undertake any significant low power testing

      This is flat out wrong. All the other strings in all other sectors had been tested to the current that was needed to start. And it was exactly while testing that the explosion occurred.

    3. Re:Project Management Failure by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      CERN elected to speed up their testing and skip or minimize the amount of low(er) power testing and ramp up to higher energies.

      ScienceDaily (June 25, 2007) â" Speaking recently at the 142nd session of the CERN1 Council, the Organizationâ(TM)s Director General Robert Aymar announced that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will start up in May 2008, taking the first steps towards studying physics at a new high-energy frontier.

      A low-energy run originally scheduled for this year has been dropped as the result of a number of minor delays accumulated over the final months of LHC installation and commissioning, coupled with the failure in March of a pressure test in one of the machineâ(TM)s components.

      âoeThe low-energy run at the end of this year was extremely tight due to a number of small delays, but the inner triplet problem now makes it impossible,â said LHC Project Leader Lyn Evans. âoeWeâ(TM)ll be starting up for physics in May 2008, as always foreseen, and will commission the machine to full energy in one go.â

    4. Re:Project Management Failure by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I think the pressure to be 'first' was the primary motivator, but not the only one. LHC is an incredibly large project subject to cost overruns, politics (both from physicists and member states) and any number of other things which plague these types of efforts.

      And those pressures do not just effect the LHC but also shape how those funding particle physics will think of future proposals.

  81. At times I mourn the SSC in Texas by PingXao · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If we ever are to control things like gravity and other exotic properties of spacetime it will be with insight and knowledge gained through particle physics theory and experimentation. Sometimes I wonder what discoveries we turned our backs on by cancelling the Superconducting Supercollider that was to be built in Texas. It was cancelled in 1993 in the face of cost overruns. When you look at the history of that project, however, it's clear that it NEEDED to be cancelled. It had become a black hole for money because of design and construction cost overruns. It was more out of control than any strange particles it might have produced. I hope the Large Hadron Collider doesn't suffer the same fate, but it doesn't bode well for the future when the overall design and QC on the manufactured components are now being called into question. Sad. When ambitious projects such as these founder it's usually their own fault.

    1. Re:At times I mourn the SSC in Texas by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No it didn't, it needed to be run properly.

      A billion dollars to dig the hole, and another billion to fill it up.

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  82. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    5000 connections are a lot of connections and statistically significant. It probably wasn't lack of insight or effort; in fact, it being so consistently prone to a certain error it's reasonable to assume the design fault is mankind's general experience with a voltage high enough to literally high enough to power a lightbulb on the other side of the planet regardless of voltage drop.

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  83. To see them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnt it very hard to see them tiny quarks?

  84. I get 9 weeks of vacation per year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You insensitive clod...

  85. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Maybe you need to learn how to hire a proper tradesman?

    I suggest looking for any local government sponsored seminars about contractors and your rights.

    I have always been very specific in what I need and what they pay when they don't meet the contract.
    Usually I demand 100 off the bill for every business day they are late.
    And to be redundant, I also tell them I am a pain in the ass.
    Then I ask for a bid. All the crappy ones leave at that point.

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  86. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Not based on rates I have seen.

    BTW, the peopel I know that do contruction work right along side illegals making the same money.
    Do you know why they are working next to illegals? because so few people will work those jobs.

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  87. Censorship? by algae · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You can't help but wonder if these failures aren't a coincidence.

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  88. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by rve · · Score: 1

    Let me see you design a five trillion electron volts connection.

    Electron volt is not a measure of electric 'volts' but of the kinetic energy of two particles colliding with each other

    If I understand TFA correctly, the dodgy joints are between the superconducting coils of the electromagnets.
    When I last worked in a lab (it's been a while) there was no such thing as superconducting welding material; maybe making these joins to spec is very difficult?

  89. Re:Only in Europe... by ecbpro · · Score: 2

    I see, you have never been in Switzerland. Then: Europe is not a country AND: Switzerland is not part of Europe

  90. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  91. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that the electron volt isn't the same as the volt you are discussing, right?

  92. Not really. by Benfea · · Score: 1

    Fermilab will remain on line decades, just as the colliders it surpassed are still running.

    For some experiments done at the LHC, Fermilab will be the only collider capable of verifying results.

  93. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by lessthan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think what he was saying is that American managers are crooked and incompetent, and now his managers, who are imitating American managers, are now also crooked and incompetent. I don't believe that it was the complement you thought it was.

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  94. Not quite by smoker2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why does the NYTimes article say things that are out of date, inaccurate and in some cases flat out wrong ? The interview with Myers is dated 2 July but this article from CERN itself dates from the 15th and does not specify any figures for the number of bad connections. They have to run the tests before they know how many bad connections there are, and that hasn't been completed.

    So basically this is a fluff piece that takes various peoples statements out of context and tries to promote a problem that CERN itself does not support. Yes it's late, yes there are issues, but the title LHC struggles is hardly warranted.

    1. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it's late, yes there are issues, but the title LHC struggles is hardly warranted.

      Yes, surely, you, my friend, must have a permanent post
      (ie. not a graduate student nor a post-doc. ) and are in denial about the whole thing.

    2. Re:Not quite by andre.david · · Score: 1

      [...] but the title LHC struggles is hardly warranted.

      I agree. A much more accurate headline would be: "The LHC students and physicists struggle [to keep going without data]". And then it could mention all that we are learning about the detectors using cosmic muons.

    3. Re:Not quite by perturbed1 · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Eventually, we'll see a neutrino interaction even, I guess...

  95. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Plus you need a connection that can function down at liquid helium temperatures but doesn't get destroyed when it is brought to room temperature for maintenance. Add to that the massive amount of power going through these connections and you have a very severe environment you have to deal with.

    By the way, when I did some work with electrical connections at liquid helium temps we used indium based solder.

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  96. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    Interesting, I visited Fribourg a year or two ago and it was a very interesting place. Fascinating to me how Bern / Fribourg / Geneva can feel so different, even to a foreigner with extremely limited language (ironically my limited Turkish helped me more than my even more limited French!)

    I have to say though, I'm curious about other intra-Swiss stereotypes--what about the Italians? The Romansch? :-P

  97. Re:I was wondering why the world hadn't imploded.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're ever in doubt in the future:

    http://HasTheLargeHadronColliderDestroyedTheWorldYet.com/

  98. Texas was the beginning of the end for the SSC by Benfea · · Score: 1

    The original proposal was to build the SSC at Fermilab so that the Tevatron could be used to feed the SSC, thereby saving money. Then some morons in congress decided that it would be a good idea to waste huge amounts of taxpayer money in order to appease Republican by building a totally separate facility in Texas.

    The added cost of building an entire new facility pretty much spelled doom for the SSC project.

  99. Mismanagement? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 0

    Background: There are two enormous Physics projects, ITER and the Large Hadron Collider.

    ITER is a project to build a bigger Tokamak nuclear fusion reactor. Note that the 30 Tokamaks already in existence have never come close to producing more energy than they consume. Also, if you have followed the development of ITER, you may have noted a curious phenomenon. The ITER project was sold on the basis of a much earlier delivery and much lower cost than predicted today. Now the number of years of work till the first full test is estimated to be the entire length of the scientist's careers. That's very convenient for the scientists, and very inconvenient for the taxpayers who pay every franc and mark.

    Consider these paragraphs from the New York Times article referenced by the Slashdot summary, Giant Particle Collider Struggles:

    "The biggest, most expensive physics machine in the world is riddled with thousands of bad electrical connections."

    and:

    "Many of the magnets ... have ... lost their ability to operate at high energies."

    To me, both projects give the impression of mismanagement. For example, "Electrical connections" are not at the forefront of technology. I'd be interested in starting an independent review agency. No matter who does it, there must be independent management reviews.

    1. Re:Mismanagement? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Are you saying CERN is like FEMA, or more like congressional pork? Or did I just describe the Office of Homeland Security?

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  100. Euros, of course. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    The phrase, "pay every franc and mark", should obviously have been "pay every euro".

  101. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was not about your average electrical connections, they are superconducting wires in a copper matrix, that are spliced to make a superconducting connection. Who knows if the company ever produced ones of that thickness, building a 26km ring with superconducting magnets is simply not that easy. Craftsmen can excel with things that have been done for many decades not necessarily with new stuff.

  102. They went to Fermilab by ko9 · · Score: 1

    Of course they would go to Fermilab, what else is a particle physicist going to do?

  103. Nord and Bert at the LHC by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    For now, it will only be able to collide small and medium Hadrons...

    After spending all that money reprinting their stationary to "MHC", the committee decided to rename it "Kinda Large Hadron Collider". That way if they ever get it working full, they only have to cut the "K" off of "KLHC" instead of order new stationary.

    Unfortunately, they had some difficulty making the switch... When the person in charge of replacing the old material with the new was asked why he had not completed the job, he said simply, "I can't move that. It's stationary."

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  104. Electrical Connection != Soldering Wires by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    If good elecrical connections sufficient to meet the needs of the LHC are within the realm of what is known by humans, then I'll cry "incompetence".

    I can see your point of view but what you need to know is that these are vastly different from ordinary electrical connections. The "wire" consists of a superconducting metal core which is surrounded by copper. The copper is there so that in the case of a quench (which happens extremely rapidly since it is a phase change) the copper can carry the almost 10kA current for long enough that it can be dumped into a resistor which is the size of a small room which gets very hot. This design is needed because copper is not a superconductor but has a far lower resistivity than things which do superconduct (obviously only when they are not in their superconducting! phase!). The problems were caused by the splicing process between lengths of this "wire" during assembly which caused the layers to separate near the join.

    Perhaps this sheds a little light onto why it is so complex? We are not talking about soldering two wires together we are talking about the safety backup system for a 27km long power bar that carries almost 10kA of current at a temperature of 2K (for reference outer space is warmer at 2.7K). Superconductivity itself was only discovered in 1911 and, as recently at 1962, people were winning Nobel prizes for making theoretical predictions about its behaviour at junctions.

    So in reality this is a relatively new bit of technology that has never been applied on this scale before. Testing was done in advance - considerable testing - but a lot of the problems were either not visible in short scale tests or were only present when large sections were assembled. In addition, even if you do completely understand the physics involved in building something it is not always possible to predict all possible outcomes. Even today planes still crash for understandable, but unpredicted, reasons. Of course as we gain experience we learn how they fail and build them so they don't fail in the same way again but, practically speaking, you will never be able to predict all the ways that a complex bit of machinery can fail.

    1. Re:Electrical Connection != Soldering Wires by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

      Makes sense. I'll grant you the benefit of the doubt and retract my accusation of incompetence. It does seem like a bit more applied science to work out the kinks in this 'relatively new bit of technology' would be in order before committing billions. Lots of cutting edge science could be done with equipment that is known to work. Just sayin'.

    2. Re:Electrical Connection != Soldering Wires by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      It does seem like a bit more applied science to work out the kinks in this 'relatively new bit of technology' would be in order

      I think the issue is more a lack of experience with the technology rather than kinks in it. There really was a huge amount of research, development and testing that went on behind the scenes. The problem is that superconducting magnets is a new technology for CERN - all previous accelerator magnets were "warm" - but superconductor technology was the only way to generate the field required within an affordable power budget.

      The problem is that with superconducting you get a whole different series of issues that you need to be careful about. For example repairing the power bar connection between warm magnets is a delay of 1-2 days with superconducting technology it is 1-2 months (warm, fix, cool) so ensuring that the connections are good takes on a whole new level of importance! Things like this are what you get from experience - it is not so much a kink in the technology as simply that is behaves differently from the previous technology. Unfortunately deploying superconducting magnets on such a huge scale has never been done before - the closest would be the Tevatron which is ~10 times smaller and CERN did consult extensively with Fermilab. The scale is also part of the reason for the slow fix times - there are thousands of connections to be checked and fixed.

  105. Upgrade for Luminosity by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    The primary aim of the upgrade is to increase luminosity, not energy (although in some respects the two are very similar). Increasing to 7TeV would not be an upgrade - it is intended as a fix that will be applied when we can have sufficient down time. For the moment it was deemed that it was better for the physics to get some data now, even if only at 10TeV.

  106. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    They're now all scrabbling like spiders to 'just make it work' to 'justify the use of public funds' so now you all can say it's a doom machine but it will probably just be doom to the machine.

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  107. Re:It's Europes Orion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  108. Waste! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a waste of taxpayer dollars. Even as the oil crisis is in motion, massive unemployment, people need food, shelter, clothing, medical care, jobs making things they actually use, things they really NEED. This project is DEAD, and it ought to be too. Another giveaway to wealthy corporations and the military-industrial complex.

  109. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by omb · · Score: 1

    Rictig!

  110. You need 7! by SlashV · · Score: 1

    Many physicists say they would be perfectly happy if the collider never got above five trillion electron volts.

    They don't understand... When you're looking for the god particle, you need 7 TeV!

  111. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by omb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It wasn't a complement, It was a rational assessment that most American MBA's are stupid assholes, and are almost as bad as their law school brothers, and far too many European Managers _DO_ copy their tricks, which means that you can not trust the quality or integrity of anything they touch. Eg Apple exploding batteries!

    The implication of that is that you create __TWO__ huge bureaucracies, one in industry, to provide compliance data, and another, in government, to process it. THAT is why the US healthcare system sucks.

    This leads to BIG GOVERNMENT, which is already hopelessly corrupt, and for which there is no real check since the pols and media can always fix the result and there is no real limit to government power.

    In contrast, the idea of The Good Swiss, who does his job, properly, the first time, on his own, is still strong here. It is like that because people think that is (C) The Right Thing To Do.

    One, very obvious, consequence is TAX, in Kanton Zuerich we pay ~ 13% employment tax and 7.6% sales tax, most Kantons are cheaper.

    One pass, haul ass, do it RIGHT the first time (a) works, (b) explains the Swiss attitude to quality.

  112. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Important+Remark · · Score: 1

    Plus you need to solve this problem before you actualy go out and build a LHC with it. Doing it the other way around is just not smart.
    Unfortunaltly it is exactly the way you keep project managers happy, as their value it very important to meet deadlines.

  113. 4 TeV ought to be enough for anybody by nohup · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Many of the magnets meant to whiz high-energy subatomic particles around a 17-mile underground racetrack have mysteriously lost their ability to operate at high energies."

    Two thoughts:

    * It's probably not a problem, probably
    * 4 TeV ought to be enough for anybody.

    1. Re:4 TeV ought to be enough for anybody by andre.david · · Score: 1

      4 TeV ought to be enough for anybody.

      (sarcasm) Come on! 4 is not enough, even if it is 4.2 times more than the best today. This thing was designed for 7, so 4 is a failure. Design specifications are to be achieved at turn-on! (/sarcasm)

      Seriously now, 4 TeV is plenty energy per beam. Even 3 TeV is. What we really need is collisions. Any beam collisions will further the understanding of the detectors and the accelerator.

  114. Myers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA:
    "Myers said he though..."

    Does this Myers has anything to do with Dr Evil?
    I am getting worried about the real purpose of this experiment...

  115. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by mako1138 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The connections are between copper bus bars. Superconducting material is typically clad in copper and it's the copper that gets soldered together. The joints need to have a resistance of less than 25 nano-Ohms, which seems to be the difficult part.

    http://gordonwatts.wordpress.com/2009/07/05/energy-vs-power-vs-heat-vs-oh-no/

  116. No big deal by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    It may be a waste of a few hundred billion dollars, but if it never gets working properly, I'm not concerned. It won't be the end of the world if large hadrons never collide on this planet.

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  117. Correction by raftpeople · · Score: 1

    "The most likely scenario is..." a black hole that will swallow everything that isn't nailed down!

  118. what physicists say by Odinlake · · Score: 1

    Many physicists say they would be perfectly happy if the collider never got above five trillion electron volts.

    I doubt that.

  119. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    You're telling me there's a difference between electromotive force pushing electrons through conductors and what is discussed here?

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  120. This isn't the first rodeo. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    This is not the first time superconductors have been used for a science project, so there are people out there with experience who know what works and what doesn't. Whether they worked on this project or not is a different matter.

    1. Re:This isn't the first rodeo. by perturbed1 · · Score: 1

      True. But it is the *scale* that matters. ~27km long cryogenic line... has that been done before? For example, many off the shelf cryogenics components were not available before the LHC came along... So much was custom made. And now many components became off the shelf with the R&D money that CERN injected into the industry and so MRI machines and other cryogenics systems are becoming cheaper for those who want to use/study them.

  121. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh come on, It's getting that America is like the Jews of the turn of the century. If some worker or manager in Europe is lazy, incompetent, or simply makes an honest mistake (albeit 5000 honest mistakes is kind of a lot) is it really somehow the evil plotting American's fault? Give us all a break. It's called taking personal responsibility for your actions.

  122. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Shakrai · · Score: 2

    I was struck by the craftsmanship and pride that went into trivial things in Germany. For instance, the asphalt on the road doesn't simply get slopped over the concrete curb like in the US... they left a perfect little gap, rarely getting any asphalt at all on the concrete. Then, the tar guy would seal the gap, carefully getting tar only into the gap and very little, if any, on the curb. In the US, they ladle it out without any concern whatsoever about aesthetics.

    Interestingly enough that's part of the reason why they lost the war. The typical German design for equipment was overly-engineered, overly-complicated and overly-expensive. Compare their armored vehicle designs to those of the Americans and Soviets. They were arguably more advanced but they pushed the engineering technology of the day to the point that they were more prone to breakdown, harder to maintain and harder to mass produce.

    The Sherman wasn't a match for most German tanks one-on-one but that didn't matter -- it was easier to maintain in the field, easier to mass produce and was coupled with tactics (air power and tank destroyers) that more than offset it's disadvantages. It was good enough for the job it had to perform and when all factors are taken into account was arguably better than the German designs.

    Then there's the modern day examples. Ever own a Volkswagen? Repairs on them will typically cost you 200% to 300% more than they would on the equivalent Japanese or American automobile. Whether that's because of over-engineering or other factors (proprietary parts) is open to debate but the fact remains that the American or Japanese model is going to be cheaper to keep on the road. In the end that's the most important factor for a lot of people.

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  123. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Been there, done that. At some point I realized that my time was worth more than what it would take to do what you describe. Paying someone to do most of the job while I observe and ask questions, then take a few minutes or hours to fix what didn't get done right is still cheaper than days or weeks of wrangling. Once I realized I was paying for my own education rather than getting the job done exactly right, the way to maximize my investment was a lot clearer. I'll still pay for physical labor I don't want to do myself, but hiring skilled tradesmen is now a way to learn what I need to carry out a task myself.

  124. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

    There is always a reliability / cost tradeoff. If they had inspected all of the joints they would not have had this problem - easy to say in hindsight. If they had double-checked everything that went into building the machine it would have been too expensive to build.

  125. I misread the title as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Large Hardon Collider Struggling

  126. It's quantum suicide by Cantareus · · Score: 1

    in effect.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality
    Running the LHC at full power would kill us all, therefore we will forever experience it breaking. Duh.

    1. Re:It's quantum suicide by perturbed1 · · Score: 1
    2. Re:It's quantum suicide by Cantareus · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while! Glad it didn't turn out to be in support of crack pots too :)

  127. Re:it's the space-time continuum messing with them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What about a time machine which cannot go back in time any farther than the moment of it's invention?

  128. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by johannesg · · Score: 1

    Then there's the modern day examples. Ever own a Volkswagen? Repairs on them will typically cost you 200% to 300% more than they would on the equivalent Japanese or American automobile. Whether that's because of over-engineering or other factors (proprietary parts) is open to debate but the fact remains that the American or Japanese model is going to be cheaper to keep on the road. In the end that's the most important factor for a lot of people.

    I have no idea if any of your assertions have any basis in truth, but the notion that an American car is cheaper on the road than anything else is completely laughable. Where I live, "American" is a synonym for "you will not be able to afford enough gas to get it home in the first place".

  129. maybe cheaper in america, not germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you do your own repairs, its easier to maintain a volksvagon
    and if you're in germany, its cheaper at a mechanic

  130. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by andre.david · · Score: 1

    It's probably because the "non-illegal, non-meth-head, reliable and competent contractors" were constantly underbid and thus driven out of business by people that would rather save a buck than have it done right.

    We hear over and over again how the LHC cost too much (while forgetting that the quoted numbers are the accumulated cost over 15+ years).

    Now the idea is that too few was spent? /puzzled/

  131. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by perturbed1 · · Score: 1

    Yes. It is used here as a unit of energy that *one* particle carries. Take a look at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electron_volt The proton weighs 1GeV. 7TeV (Terra electron volts) which the LHC should run at, means that a poor proton will be so energetic that it will have 7000 times the energy that is it's mass. The higher energy a particle, the higher the magnetic field needs to be to curve it around the 27km ring. If the magnets can not handle the design current than that limits the magnetic field, which in turn limits the energy of the particles that you can accelerate. Incidentally, a 7TeV proton has about the same kinetic energy as a mosquito. But imagine that all the energy is being carried by *one* proton. Now, there are 100 billion protons in a beam bunch and 2000 of these bunches running around the LHC, according to the design and in the end, the total kinetic energy comes close to that of an aircraft carrier going at some reasonable speed, I am told... ps. I am not the AC who posted earlier.

  132. Awesome comment by andre.david · · Score: 1

    Now that was an awesome comment!

  133. Re:Only in Europe... by DrKnark · · Score: 1

    Correction: Switzerland is a part of Europe. It is, however, not a part of the European Union.

  134. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by andre.david · · Score: 1

    it's a bunch of *highly paid* mad scientists using scads of public funds.

    CITATION REQUIRED

  135. World's Toughest Fix? by EricTheO · · Score: 1

    A recent episode of the National Geographic Channel's series, "World's Toughest Fixes", covered the repair of some of these magnet connections.

    http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/worlds-toughest-fixes/all/Overview/02#tab-Photos/9

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  136. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by karstux · · Score: 1

    Don't mention the war!

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  137. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by damburger · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yeah, because the American attempt to create a collider on this scale turned out really well, didn't it? I'm sure you might want to bring up the Apollo programme next; I will have to concede though, that the Saturn V really was a remarkable piece of German engineering.

    Americans thinking they are better than everyone else used to annoy me, now it just seems pathetic.

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  138. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Marcika · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough that's part of the reason why they lost the war. The typical German design for equipment was overly-engineered, overly-complicated and overly-expensive. Compare their armored vehicle designs to those of the Americans and Soviets. They were arguably more advanced but they pushed the engineering technology of the day to the point that they were more prone to breakdown, harder to maintain and harder to mass produce.

    The Sherman wasn't a match for most German tanks one-on-one but that didn't matter -- it was easier to maintain in the field, easier to mass produce and was coupled with tactics (air power and tank destroyers) that more than offset it's disadvantages. It was good enough for the job it had to perform and when all factors are taken into account was arguably better than the German designs.

    Do you have some authoritative sources for that? I thought the orthodox opinion was that the German production lagged because after 1942 the Allies had about ~5-10 times the manpower, ~4 times the GDP and access to material like oil and rubber that the boxed-in Axis didn't have...

  139. Important fact to remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The LHC was originally slated to run for a year at 2.5 TeV, then a year at 5 TeV, and finally a year at 7 TeV (the design energy).

    Setbacks have caused them to combine the 2.5 and 5 TeV runs into a single 4 TeV run

  140. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perhaps it isn't completely pointless, maybe those gaps are designed to accommodate material expansion due to temperature variations?
    the temperature variations can be devastating for timely quality of the road, this craft guarantees that they won't have to do road plumbing next year.

  141. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then again, even Swiss German work ethics are going down the drain since we have this overwhelming influx of German and French managers who, incidentally, learnt their 'tricks' from the USA.

    Amen, brother. But it's only just begun. There's still a long way to fall.

  142. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by master_p · · Score: 1

    For instance, the asphalt on the road doesn't simply get slopped over the concrete curb like in the US...

    You use concrete on roads? oh my! in my country, asphalt is slopped over plain dirt!!!

  143. philosopher's stone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just how they managed to suck billions of dollars from governments is beyond me, unless political "science" isn't really a science at all!

    A few finance ministers who had a stake in the big banks were eavesdropping on a conversation of two mad physicists. One of the phsyicists said: "Hey, if we get this thing right, we have all the machinery to get cold fusion running and maybe one day we can turn nitrogen into Gold."

    At that point there was total silence in our bankers' group and then they did a little consultation with the Environment ministry.
    I thought this was obvious from the Democrats sudden love for the environment!
    Of course, the Republicans got word and they thought of a better way - to convert Oxygen too, which would give them True Homeland Security (TM).

  144. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    perhaps it isn't completely pointless, maybe those gaps are designed to accommodate material expansion due to temperature variations?

    It's entirely possible... but when is the last time you saw a road that needed to be replaced because it wore out at the edges :)

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  145. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    That's only the trucks. I had a Saturn with stick shift that got nearly 40 MPG.

    It was a piece of crap, and I had to get stupid little things repaired all the time, but that was reflected in the cost of the car. Fuel efficiency was not one of my criticisms...

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  146. If it has an 11... by PinchDuck · · Score: 1

    Turn it to 11.

  147. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I think you are right... the Sherman tank was an absolute disaster for the allies. It was a failed tactical experiment. The main gun couldn't penetrate the armor of the heavy German tanks, even at close range. They had to rush Frankenstein Sherman tanks with heavier guns to the German front, since losses with the original armored were horrendous. Even then, they needed to get very close and they were outclassed. The Brits got fed up and fit their own gun to the tank.

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  148. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    I think you are right... the Sherman tank was an absolute disaster for the allies. It was a failed tactical experiment. The main gun couldn't penetrate the armor of the heavy German tanks, even at close range

    So what? American tactics didn't call for tank on tank engagements. They called for using tank destroyers to engage and destroy enemy tanks. Later in the war it was also realized that air power was an effective way to deal with enemy armor. There weren't too many pitched battles with large numbers of tank-on-tank engagements on the Western front (the Eastern front is another matter of course) so this bit of criticism seems to miss the mark.

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  149. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    So what? American tactics didn't call for tank on tank engagements.

    I'm not arguing that it was critical to the outcome of the war, but there is little question that the Sherman was unsuited to the role it was asked to play. It did fine in Africa and the Pacific - but the German's wiped the floor with it in Europe.

    Anyway, if a tank wasn't an important part of the Allied strategy on the Western front, then why all the scrambling to get an upgraded model fielded? The British in particular were motivated to stick their new gun on it, despite the gun being reserved for their own new tank.

    And as another sign that it was considered to be a debacle by the military, after the war the Americans spent considerably more time on heavy tanks. Rather than basing new tank designs on the Sherman, they chose the larger Pershing.

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  150. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by sozomai · · Score: 1

    One pass, haul ass, do it RIGHT the first time (a) works, (b) explains the Swiss attitude to quality.

    Right, like how the LHC turned out. Oh wait, that was the Americans' fault; teaching our 'dirty tricks' to Europeans. Look, when you mess up, 'fess up. Don't pass the buck across the ocean. I also like your 'rational assessments.' Bigoted ethnocentric moron.

  151. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

    Of course it was charming, but completely pointless.

    I don't know about completely pointless. This kind of attention to detail can prevent all sorts of problems. Even in this particular case, where it's just aesthetics, having roads that look a little neater is nice. Less roads would be nicer, but that's another story.

    Here in the U.K., people seem to have the same slipshod attitude you ascribe to your fellow Americans. This is a gross generalisation of course, but rarely in this country do I come across anyone who seems to take pride in what they do. The attitude is always "do what I have to do to keep my job, and nothing more".

    I'd always assumed this attitude was endemic in the modern world, so it's interesting to hear that it's less prevalent in some other countries.

  152. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    It did fine in Africa and the Pacific - but the German's wiped the floor with it in Europe.

    They wiped the floor with it in all those engagements they lost?

    Anyway, if a tank wasn't an important part of the Allied strategy on the Western front

    Where did I say it wasn't an important part of Allied strategy? All I said was that American tactics of the day didn't place an emphasis on tank-on-tank engagements. Enemy armor was intended to be dealt with using tank destroyers, field guns and air support. The Sherman was never designed with the intention of taking on enemy tanks. It was designed to attack fortifications and support the infantry. In those roles it excelled.

    And as another sign that it was considered to be a debacle by the military, after the war the Americans spent considerably more time on heavy tanks. Rather than basing new tank designs on the Sherman, they chose the larger Pershing.

    After the war tactics were changed, based on experiences learned from the war and reduced post-war budgets. I would still maintain that the Sherman was good enough for the job it was asked to perform and that when all factors (ease of maintenance, ease of production) are considered that it was a better design than anything fielded by the Germans. The best tank design in the world doesn't help you if it spends the majority of it's time off the line for repair and is so expensive that you can't produce them in large enough numbers to keep your forces equipped.

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  153. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I'd counter your argument by pointing out that the Soviet T-34 was superior to the Sherman (and possibly anything German), yet produced in similar numbers. The Germans lost air superiority, which is what doomed their tanks. The Shermans were no match for the heavy German armor. The US could have chosen to produce a tank more like the T-34 and still had superior numbers, but lost a lot fewer tank crews.

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  154. Thousands of bad electrical connections? by Hasai · · Score: 1

    Let me guess; union electricians, right?

    ];)

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  155. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    And yet the T-34 fared rather poorly when it went up against Shermans in Korea......

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  156. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah, because the American attempt to create a collider on this scale turned out really well, didn't it? I'm sure you might want to bring up the Apollo programme next; I will have to concede though, that the Saturn V really was a remarkable piece of German engineering.

    Americans thinking they are better than everyone else used to annoy me, now it just seems pathetic.

    First, we are better, and that's one reason we left most of Europe behind, then kicked your asses out of our new land to prove it, then saved your asses from yourselves and your remarkable Germans.

    Second, I think your post is inflammatory.

    Third, when people defect from Germany, they are no longer "Germans."

    Last, YAEEF4TL (Yet Another Epic European Fail 4 THE LOSE)

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  157. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One, very obvious, consequence is TAX, in Kanton Zuerich we pay ~ 13% employment tax and 7.6% sales tax, most Kantons are cheaper.

    If your employment tax is the same type of tax as our federal and state income taxes then I'll take your burden to get those kind of results. On my last check I paid 21% (once insurance and medicare are taken its right at 30%) and pay 7% in sales tax.

  158. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    I think what he was saying is that American managers are crooked and incompetent, and now his managers, who are imitating American managers, are now also crooked and incompetent. I don't believe that it was the complement you thought it was.

    I can't see how, from my comment, that you came to the conclusion I thought that was a complement. Anyway, maybe I read too much history, you see, the US Federal government setup plots of the most useless land in the country. They called these plots "Indian Reservations" and forcefully moved all Native American peoples onto these reservations. South Africa looked at that model and attempted to apply it, and it failed them.

    So since you missed it, my point was this: America has made mistakes. Mistakes that ironically have lead to some of its successes. Foreign governments shouldn't look to America's successes and assume that they will arrive at the same conclusions simply by following the American model.

    We are a tough and resilient people, we have endured many hardships in our brief existence. We've been through the crucible time and time again, and each pass refines our beliefs, traditions, and culture. Foreign cultures should not be envious of our success, rather, they should be wary of following in our footsteps. Our path is a difficult one.

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  159. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    That's true, but the crews were rather poorly trained. Also, the Shermans fielded in Korea were the upgraded variety - not the same tank that fought in WW2. For that matter, the T-34s were also more modern. So in Korea, it was very much a "he who hits first wins" contest, since neither tank's armor could withstand a hit from the other's gun. Training was very important. Also, the terrain was very different in Korea and this may have favored the skinny, lighter Sherman. Indeed the US had to pull out it's heavier tanks. Still, IIRC, airpower once again was the real advantage in Korea - most of the T-34s killed were via aircraft.

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  160. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by damburger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    First is bullshit. Americans are, by objective testing, fatter and stupider than Europeans. Second is hypocritical given your posts. Third is splitting a retarded hair.

    But apparently, I'm the troll, for pointing out how idiotic your mindless nationalism is. Oh well.

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  161. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    First is bullshit. Americans are, by objective testing, fatter and stupider than Europeans.

    Citation needed.

    Second is hypocritical given your posts.

    Sorry I should have made a separate post calling your post inflammatory, my mistake. Really, I'm hot a hypocrite.

    Third is splitting a retarded hair.

    Splitting hairs? Really?

    "In 1955, ten years after entering the country, von Braun became a naturalized U.S. citizen. Von Braun worked on the American intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) program before joining NASA, where he served as director of NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center and the chief architect of the Saturn V launch vehicle, the superbooster that propelled the Apollo spacecraft to the Moon."

    But apparently, I'm the troll, for pointing out how idiotic your mindless nationalism is. Oh well.

    I can see how a European would confuse patriotism with nationalism. It's rather sad your supposedly superior educational system allowed you to make that confusion.

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  162. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    That's true, but the crews were rather poorly trained.

    So what? We can only compare outcomes from events that actually happened. If you get into playing the "what if" game then the whole conversation wanders off track and you can't draw any meaningful conclusions about the real world performance of the various vehicles. The T-34 was an amazing vehicle that saved the Soviet Union but it wasn't without it's drawbacks. The internal ergonomics were a nightmare, the vehicle was undermanned (the commander had to fire the main gun, which distracted him from commanding the vehicle) and the ammo storage system was cumbersome.

    It was still better than the German designs though. It was easier to build and maintain, so the Soviets could produce more of them and had an easier time keeping them out of the repair shop and on the line. It wasn't as complicated to operate and thus required less training for the crew -- a huge advantage when you consider the fact that the Red Army was largely a peasant force. Like the Sherman it was good enough for the role it had to play.

    Still, IIRC, airpower once again was the real advantage in Korea - most of the T-34s killed were via aircraft.

    So were most of the German tanks that were destroyed by the Western Allies, so why does everybody beat on the poor performance of the Sherman in the anti-tank role? Particularly when it was never designed for that or intended to be used in that fashion. I also recall reading somewhere that the bulk of the Shermans that were lost in combat weren't lost to enemy tanks -- they were damaged/destroyed by mines. Only a small percentage were taken out by enemy armor.

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  163. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    So what? We can only compare outcomes from events that actually happened.

    The crew is just as important as any other aspect of the weapon. If they ran out of gas, wouldn't you at least mention that? What if they happened to get some bad ammo?

    But I'm not even the one who brought up Korea - you did! The tanks that squared off in Korea were very different from the ones in WW2. For instance, you say:

    The internal ergonomics were a nightmare, the vehicle was undermanned (the commander had to fire the main gun, which distracted him from commanding the vehicle) and the ammo storage system was cumbersome.

    While this was certainly true in WW2, the tank used in Korea (T-34/85) had a larger turret fitted with a larger gun and a larger crew.

    Like the Sherman it was good enough for the role it had to play.

    Since we won the war, it is obviously true that the Sherman was "good enough". Fortunately, that bar was pretty low... the Sherman was simply outclassed on the battlefield.

    so why does everybody beat on the poor performance of the Sherman in the anti-tank role?

    Because it killed a lot of tank crews who didn't need to die.

    Particularly when it was never designed for that or intended to be used in that fashion.

    That is, ultimately, where the criticism lies. There was a failure in tactics, and the poor Sherman was put into an anti-tank role more often than was supposed to happen. There is a fundamental problem when you are on the offensive and your tank can only kill enemy tanks from the side or rear.

    At the risk of repeating myself, the tactics of WW2 were not retained because of the lessons learned in WW2. As a result, the Sherman was left behind and the Patton was based upon the beefier Pershing.

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  164. Re:When the world is running down, you make the .. by ragefan · · Score: 1

    It's probably because the "non-illegal, non-meth-head, reliable and competent contractors" were constantly underbid and thus driven out of business by people that would rather save a buck than have it done right.

    We hear over and over again how the LHC cost too much (while forgetting that the quoted numbers are the accumulated cost over 15+ years).

    Now the idea is that too few was spent? /puzzled/

    While my comment was specifically in regards to the GP's comment about contractors in AZ, it does in some way apply to your comment as well.

    FTS: "Technicians have spent most of the last year cleaning up and inspecting thousands of splices in the collider. About 5,000 will have to be redone"

    Reading this I see two likely explanations, either the engineers that spec'd the splices didn't design them correctly for the purpose needed, or the builder cut corners and did not make the splices as spec'd. If that is the case that the builder cut corners, its probably because they underbid it, and did it cheaply. So in this case, spending more up front is less expensive than having to pay the techs to go back over it and fix it right the second, or third time.

  165. Pipelining Science by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    If it is at all feasible to get this running at or near 100%, it's worth it to put in the time now to fix it. I'd rather wait another year now, then wait 30+ years for the next accelerator to be built.

    Isn't it possible to get all the 4TeV science done now and give the model builders something to chew on while the electrical splices are re-done to get to 7TeV? Then run those experiments.

    AIUI, a lot of people are waiting on LHC results to get on with their work.

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  166. Stupid by omb · · Score: 1

    You are much more stupid than I had imagined possible, the point I made was that a quality work ethic means that you do not need huge managemant overhead which is as true in middle America as it is in Switzerland, the difference is here, it still works.

    If I have a problem, normally it is dealt with at the first level, more complex issue go to the geminde, only very rarely do we need to get into all the legal crap you love.

  167. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope you realize that not all the parts for the LHC were built by the Swiss. A lot of the parts were built in other countries including the US. As an example the quadrupole magnets that imploded during test in 2007 were built at Fermilab (a US Dept. of Energy Lab) in Illinois. http://www.fnal.gov/pub/today/20070329_page01.html

  168. Re:5000 bad joints != cutting edge, It's ineptitud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually the bad connections are in the superconducting wire of the magnet at all. The connections for that are fine. The problem is in the quench protection system. The bad connections are in the copper bus bar that surrounds the wire. That copper is there to act as a current sink in case of a quench. A quench is when the magnetic wire goes non-superconducting. Now you have very small wire with a very high current density in it, and now a non-zero resistance. The superconducting wire would then began to heat up tremendously. Luckily the copper is there to act as a sink for the current, since it now has a lower resistance than the now non-superconducting wire.

    The problem is in the connections between the sections of the copper. The resistance there for some splices is to high. This would force the current back into the superconducting wire at the splice points causing heating, magnet displacement, cryogen containment failure, etc. In theory the machine itself could run fine, but in the case of a quench it could potentially damage the magnets on as bad of a level as happened in the incident last fall. And quenches are common...

  169. Re:it's the space-time continuum messing with them by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Unless you cannot travel back in time before the time machine was created.

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