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  1. Re:In Soviet Russia.... on Software-Generated Paper Accepted At IEEE Conference · · Score: 1

    You must be new here.

  2. Re:Cui bono? on Who Pays for Rebuilding the Internet? · · Score: 1

    That koolaid is pretty tasty isn't it?

  3. Re:easy answer on OSI Approves Microsoft Ms-PL and Ms-RL · · Score: 1

    Left hand, meet right hand.

  4. Re:The option everyone's forgetting on NBC Universal Drops iTunes · · Score: 1
    Contact page is here

    Here is what I sent:

    Dear NBC,

    I choose not to own a television, and highly enjoy purchasing the shows that I want to watch from your network on iTunes for my convenience, because they are commercial free, affordably priced, and the DRM restrictions, while I completely disagree with them, are at least somewhat bearable.

    If you add your shows to nbc.com at a higher price, and/or with ads, and am unable to download them to watch at my convenience, you guarentee I will never watch any of your shows.

    I know that I'm not the only one that has this preference.

    Good luck! My wallet will do its talking elsewhere.

    Andrew

  5. Re:use firefox and adblocker! (mod up parent) on How Much Are Ad Servers Slowing the Web? · · Score: 1

    Suuuuuuuuure ya do...

  6. File this under... on Student Financial Aid Database Being Misused · · Score: 1

    No shit sherlock. If most universities are moving off SSN's as PK's for students, why is the federales guv'ment still allowed to do so?

    No wonder I get 2-3 loan consolidation requests a day... and 1 a week is from the same company where my loans are consolidated! Left hand, meet right hand...

  7. Re:How? on This is How We Catch You Downloading · · Score: 1

    Please what?

  8. Re:XML is broken on Ten Predictions for XML in 2007 · · Score: 1

    So I WAS on the right track when I was trying to color-correct that JPG using TextMate. Thanks!

  9. Re:Here in the United States on Consumer Revolt Spurred Via the Internet · · Score: 1

    I think he was trying to be humorous. Dammit, spilled my double tall non-fat half caf vanilla latte from Starbucks all over my desk...

  10. Who's more foolish... on Yahoo Pipes · · Score: 1

    ... the blog or the service that aggregates it?

  11. Re:Self fulfilling prophecy on Why "Yahoo" Is The #1 Search Term On Google · · Score: 1

    shelley is actually quite hilarious.... Highly recommended, especially for (some) of the comments at the end

  12. Re:Gartner tells my boss whatever anyone pays em 2 on What Gartner Is Telling Your Boss · · Score: 1

    Wait, I think I used to work there.... Do you know Fred?

  13. Re:hmmm? on Early Testers Say Vista RC1 Not Ready · · Score: 1
    I'm no MS fanboy, don't get me wrong, but isn't it better with a couple of service packs for big changes instead of the way Apple does it, releasing a slightly upgraded OS at full price (Cheetah, Jaguar, Panther, Tiger and now Leopard, 2001 - present)?

    But for me, I actually don't mind paying Apple for those new features that make my life a little easier... like Spotlight. Video conferencing built in. Widgets, tho tending to be memory hogs, can actually be useful. Way-back machine, or whatever they're calling it in the new release. Hundred bucks? Not a bad price...

    And usually my machine runs faster after upgrading (not to mention the upgrades work properly).

  14. Re:Huh? on Windows Vista RC1 Impresses Critics · · Score: 1
    Microsoft is organized is a rather unique way where each product group is basically given the go-ahead to operate more-or-less independantly.

    Hence the redundanancy of their API redundancy... Each Microsoft team thinks they can outdo one another, and developers get the shaft trying to figure out the differences between two similar implementations, and end user suffer peformance. Sa-weet!

  15. Sibling rivalry... on Zotob and Mytob Worm Authors Arrested · · Score: 1

    Pointing at someone's balls and grabbing and twisting them and then pulling really hard is different. So if you're naked in public, expect to get at least get the finger of the children. And then there's the emporer, who's like a child, but bigger and naked. And he probably doesn't use crayons like the children who wrote the things that made him naked.

    Or something like that.

    Was anyone else concerned about the fact that there's now 4 replies that use the words balls? Maybe the 'naked emporer' image wasn't the right one to conjure up here...

  16. For those that don't listen to Arlo Guthrie... on Fired AOL Engineer gets 15 Months · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... this is in reference to Alice's Restaurant.

  17. Re:lame excuse on Which PHP5 Framework is Your Favorite? · · Score: 1

    I suppose Ruby could be a cult, as evidenced by the fact that Ruby can be used to lure Genine Garafalo into your unicorn garden... or something like that.

    But does Ruby like koolaid? I don't know. I just don't know.

    To be honest, I've been using Ruby in a zen-like trance to help me attain my buddha-hood, so I haven't watched these in awhile.

  18. Re:Don't speed on Aussie Speed Cameras in Doubt Because of MD5 · · Score: 1

    In Oregon, the state legislature was actually considering limiting the highway revenue a city can garner from speed traps -- by taking a larger 'cut' of the revenue. The idea, said the guy proposing the measure, is that it would be a deterent to putting up speed traps. Riiiiight...

    All because Coburg, near Eugene, is a well known speed trap.

    I agree public safety is the intent. But it's turning into a bizarro backwards lottery so that schools can function properly.

  19. Re:Is it just me... on USA to Pass Science Crown to China · · Score: 1

    He already did. Oh wait, Prey wasn't about mobs of Chinese?

  20. Re:It's Biblical, laugh! on Apple Campus Missing From MSN Earth · · Score: 1

    zzzZZZZZZttttt

    My tinfoil hat just imploded. Ack! Bill Gates is comi*

  21. Re:I can't wait to watch the fireworks. on Justice O'Connor Retiring · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bush has already spent his political capital. I hate to tell you, but 1% is not a mandate.

  22. Re:bah! on How to Do Everything with PHP and MySQL · · Score: 1

    But... but... but... I want a language that does everything! Thus I will finally prove Godel wrong once and for all!

    Besides Slashdotters Gross Conceptual Errors in programming language theory, I already have my desk references, and they are written by insane, whimsical men known as Knuth and Corman. Sometimes they require use of a secret decoder ring found in select Cracker Jack boxes to figure out, but are entirely more useful than something that could be grokked online.

  23. Re:Better than Java, or just easier? on Agile Web Development with Ruby on Rails · · Score: 1

    PHP is Object Lite -- static doesn't even work across inheritance in PHP5. We have our own architecture for PHP that we built about 6 months ago that essentially mimics ActiveRecord and provides us dynamic access in PHP. Our decision to build our latest project in RoR has been a blessing.

    Ruby is a truly object oriented programming language that doesn't have the configuration overhead of writing in Java for the web (plus the ever-annoying Tomcat reboot). yaml beats the socks off of XML for configuration. Plus things are automatically included for you so don't have to edit 15 config files to get that extra method passed through to your app -- the layout of the helpers (auto included for controllers), api directory (things that are specific to this app), and lib (your toolbox you bring app to app) make it easy to find and deliver code. And you just add according to your object model -- no config'ing.

    Dynamic typing + enclosures keeps you out of the headaches of trying to figure what the difference is between two otherwise similar objects in a session (like wait-- is that a Hash or a HashMap? Uhhh... screw it cast it into the session and then cast it back out...)

    Plus enclosures are genuinely fun and I haven't used them in years since I was in school (SML =) So there!

  24. Article Mod -1: Flamebait on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 3, Funny

    And in this cor-nah, wearing tattoos of Apples, weighing in at 45 lbs., with a combined record of 6-12, are tha Macintosh Zealots.

    And in this cor-nah, wearing helicopter hats, weighing in at an unknown, global weight, with an unknown record but lots of How-To's, are tha Linux Zealots.

    And in that cor-nah, wearing ties, weighing in at an 800 haaaaairy lbs, is the gorilla itself, Middle Management.

    And in the fah cor-nah, laughing their asses off, is Microsoft.

    Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuummmmmbbbbblllleeeeee.....!!!!

    My favorite part of Slashdot these days is all the FUD. I mean, with the Apple-to-Intel stuff, how many more Gross Conceptual Errors can there possibly be in one article??? Come on people! Keep it up! This shit is hi-larious!

  25. Well, here's the source to my latest... on Automation in the Workplace? · · Score: 3, Funny
    /*
    * Class: Automaton
    * Automates most business processes, including
    * project management and tracking, billing,
    * compiling and linking, and makes your coffee
    * in the morning.
    * Author: Jack Foo
    */

    public class Automa^H^H^H^H
    Mr. Foo has been relieved of his duties. `Automaton` will be available for download from MarketingSpeak soon ... the best job security a manager can buy!