User: Borommakot_15

Gee whiz

On: Pedestrian Follows Google Map, Gets Run Over, Sues

If you are an adult, and you need a reminder not to play in traffic.. maybe you shouldn't be out and about without constant supervision, hm?

The teamamerica tag

On: Building a Global Cyber Police Force

The teamamerica tag made me want to say this...

"Matt Damon..."

Simple fix

On: Easing the Job of Family Tech Support?

Anyone who is too stupid or incompetent to get simple things through their head get my favorite simple fix..

Go back to pencil and paper. Period.

Just in case...

On: Shockwave Vulnerabilities Affect More Than 450 Million Systems

I went ahead and updated, just in case, before too many /. readers do, all at once. =P

Slashdotted

On: Plug vs. Plug — Which Nation's Socket Is Best?

Woo?

Re:I enjoy getting forced to install shitware.

On: Apple Pushes Unwanted Software To PCs, Again

http://www.getsharepod.com/

No iTunes

That was easy.

Naturally...

On: Vista's Security Rendered Completely Useless

Good old Windows Millennium Edition, take 2...
Better known as Windows Vista...

Why am I not surprised at this?

Utopia Planitia

On: Russia To Build an Orbital Construction Plant

Sounds similar to Utopia Planitia to me...

Now, we just have to go looking for someone named Zefram Cochrane...

And, yet again...

On: From "Happy Hacking" to "Screw You"

No good deed goes unpunished.

Blame Canada... blame Canada...

We have seen this, before, right?

On: University of Penn. Recommends Against Vista SP1

Ah, Windows Vista...

Why didn't they just call it "Windows ME, the next generation"?

Heh...

On: 'Mind Gaming' Could Enter Market This Year

This could give some new meaning to "I think, therefore, I am."

Oh noes

On: Sequoia Vote Machine Can't Do Simple Arithmetic?

If we have voting machines that cannot count, we might end up with another President that cannot pronounce nuclear.

We need to fix this, right away!