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  1. Re:Two Problems? on PHP MySQL Website Programming · · Score: 1

    Actually I think he/she/it might be saying one cringes in fear of two (unspecified) problems, as well as cringing at a mess, a nightmare, and some horrors. So there are at the very least five items at which one cringes. No word on what those Two Problems That Must Not Be Named are, but they must be doozies. ;)

  2. Re:Doesn't comply.. on Saving Bandwidth Through Standards Compliance, Pt. 2 · · Score: 1

    Damn, that was real clever of you. Did you actually RTFA?

  3. Re:For the rot13 challenged on Security Expert Paul Kocher Answers, In Detail · · Score: 1

    Isn't double ROT13 what old-timers used to call ROT26? ;)

  4. Re:Would you believe.... on Groovy Wristomo Cell Phone Announced · · Score: 1

    WHAT?!!

  5. Re:Yes on Cheating Online Gamers · · Score: 1

    Now you know why Klingons are cooler than Ferenghi. ;)

  6. Re:No search? BS. on There.com's Virtual World & Economy · · Score: 1

    Look, if you hate Michael so much, why not just filter out his stories in your prefs? Or would you rather just complain?

  7. Re:What is this shlock? on Life on the Road with 3G · · Score: 1
    Maybe you should RTFA before laying into the editors.

    1) "Life on the Road with 3G" was the actual name of the article.

    2) RTFBQ:

    First of all, I know that despite some of the more highfalutin marketing, SprintPCS Vision is not really 3G, but is really "2.5G," or a stepping stone between the previous dog-slow wireless data services and the promised, faster 3G services that are just now starting to be rolled out in test areas. 2.5G networks, using either GPRS or CDMA-1X, have proliferated in the past year or so to the point that they're available in most areas with heavy wireless coverage. Some analysts think that the step from second generation voice services (2G), to 2.5G, that includes always-on network connectivity and modest data speeds will actually be a bigger revolution to the consumer than the super-high data rates of the promised 3G networks.
  8. Re:Old Glory Robot Insurance on Robots! · · Score: 1

    Old Man: Robots! They're coming'! Robots!

    Old Woman: Ohhhh, it's a friendly robot... this time...

  9. Re:American Icon? on Portable Pioneer Adam Osborne dead at 64 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you're probably right. Maybe something like this?

    Truly an American icon... except for a testy Internet user calling him/her/itself 'Metallic Matty.' Members of the Osborne family expressed regret that Metallic Matty hadn't been informed, but suggested he/she/it either RTFA or chill out.

    Is that better? ;)

  10. Re:In other news ... on Linux Enhances Shakespeare · · Score: 1

    It's RMS, Richard Matthew Stallman. GNU/RMS to you.

    No, he was referring to, er, Richard's cousin, um, Really Simple Stallman. ;)

  11. Re:Screw the list... on Top Ten Dying Game Genres · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of the fun of those BattleTech pods was the non-virtual stuff: the build-up, the real person walking you in and setting things up, the explanatory video beforehand, watching the live matches on vidscreens at the bar outside, etc. Oooh, also the big honkin' Timberwolf model out front. :)

    It's rather like the Star Tours or Star Trek: The Experience effect: the ride is cool, but checking out all the stuff leading up to it is half the fun... a good thing, considering how much time you are in line versus in ride.

  12. Tripwire on Monitoring Your Unix Boxen? · · Score: 4, Informative

    I cron tripwire on an old BSD box I have running and it works well enough. Linxen:

    Tripwire.org

    FAQ

    sourceforge page

  13. Re:Honest Question on Exactly One Kilogram Of Silicon · · Score: 1

    Why not just make it A Perfect Doughnut Of Silicon? ;)

    Mmmmmm.... silicon....

  14. Re:As I've asked before. on TerraSoft Releases YellowDog Linux 3.0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Then I found that there was no colour in the shell, no vim, no bash, no multiple desktops."

    Yeah, that's really too bad.

  15. Re:O'Reilly Books on Google Hacks · · Score: 1

    Now that would be entertaining. LOL

  16. Re:O'Reilly Books on Google Hacks · · Score: 1

    Is there an O'Reilly book that isn't useful or somewhat entertaining?

    I don't find any of these useful or entertaining. ;)

  17. Re:Good to see this... on Myth II Updated · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How many games has Bungie brought out since 1999 when Oni and Halo were announced?

    One and a half: Halo for Xbox and Oni (through Take Two/GoD).

    How many new games have been announced since 1999?

    One: the sequel to Halo.

    Is the first Halo on Mac or PC four years after they were announced? Nope, and it may be five years before they do.

    How exactly are they starting revolutions any more?

  18. Re:Good to see this... on Myth II Updated · · Score: 1

    1, 2, 3: Yes, I know. Note use of humor.

    4: And this is bad why?

  19. Good to see this... on Myth II Updated · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe we can expect to see Halo finally! Go Bungie!

    Disclaimer: This post suffers from Rose Colored Glasses Syndrome (RCGS), a sometimes deadly disorder associated with blind devotion to particular software companies beyond all evidence to the contrary. Please give as much as you can afford to the RCGS support outlet near you. With your help, we can eradicate this dread disease.

  20. Re:How to create hydrogen? on A Hydrogen-Based Economy · · Score: 1

    Well, obviously what we need then is contaminant-eating, hydrogen-producing bacteria. Someone get working on this immediately! ;)

  21. Re:What were those commons passwords in Hackers? on New Windows Worm Inching Around Internet · · Score: 0

    THANK YOU Fishstick! I was trying to remember where that was from the other day and had myself convinced it was a Simpsons quote. MetaKarma upon you.

  22. Texas Instruments Solar Calculator on Technologies that Have Exceeded Their Expectations? · · Score: 1

    Boomin' Texas Instruments solar calc I got in high school in 1985. Still works perfectly -- so well in fact that my stepson, who's now in high school, is using it. :)

  23. Re:And his most compelling reason... on GDC: 10 Reasons NOT to Make MMOGs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, if I can take a blaster and a Wookie into a SimOnline neighborhood for target practice, I'm there!

  24. Re:World Ends on World of Ends · · Score: 2, Funny

    Think that's bad? I kept seeing a certain person's monogram with every, er, repetition of Repetitive Mistake Syndrome. :)

  25. Re:What About Amazon? on An IMDb for Books · · Score: 1, Funny

    I *hated* Hitch Hiker's Guide and I really don't care for Tolkien.

    Wow! That's a pretty brave thing to say on this site. ;)