User: turkeydance

OZ never gave the Tin Man

On: FBI Delays Case Against Apple; May Have Way To Break Phone (threatpost.com)

what he didn't already have.

this might be the trend

On: Old Kindles Will Be Disconnected Unless You Update By Tuesday (cnet.com)

for all devices. example: disable an automobile.

they ALREADY didn't have to train the replacements

On: Laid-Off Abbott IT Workers Won't Have To Train Their Replacements (computerworld.com)

they also wouldn't have been paid, either. IBM does the same thing. take severance now, or stay for another 2-6 months at full pay while training, then leave.

140?

On: Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey: the 140-Character Limit 'Is Staying'

i can do it in 6: for now.

in an attempt to explain this to others....

On: More Devs Now Use OS X Than Linux, Says Survey (9to5mac.com)

i said, Windows is equivalent to the incandescent light bulb. Linux approximates the CFL, and OS X could be the LED.

learned the importance of AI before it is too late

On: South Korea Commits $863 Million To AI Research After AlphaGo 'Shock' (nature.com)

ok...i'll play...too late for what?

it indicates mice, not humans, actively forget

On: Neural Mechanisms In Mouse Brains Indicate We Actively Forget As We Learn (medicalxpress.com)

or something like that.

Re:Still had clothes on

On: Sexism Is Still a Thing At Microsoft's GDC Party (techcrunch.com)

Noxema, not Burma Shave

c'mon, man

On: Sexism Is Still a Thing At Microsoft's GDC Party (techcrunch.com)

it's not like MS hasn't hired out for gay guys.

honey, would you marry me?

On: Asteroid Impacts Make Tiny Diamonds

here's your 5-carat lonsdaleite ring to show the girls.

well, Kim Dumb-Ass

On: N. Korea Launches Ballistic Missile

said his NK had mini-me nukes. maybe the payload would fly that far.

Grand-Dad, back in the Olden Days

On: Nike's Self-Lacing Shoes Will Go On Sale This Year (arstechnica.com)

did you REALLY have to tie your own shoes?

i'd like to keep the World in Sync

On: Meet the Guy Whose Software Keeps the World's Digital Clocks In Sync (ieee.org)

with my technology

it's easy to do

On: Researchers Find iOS Malware That Infects Non-Jailbroken Devices (paloaltonetworks.com)

we'll ride them someday

they're ALL malware

On: Malvertising Campaign Hits MSN, NY Times, BBC, AOL

every one of them

drones evolve faster than birds

On: Study: Drones Present Minimal Threat To Aircraft (cio.com)

expect a heat-seeker drone. then expect a swarm of them.

Government Motors

On: GM, Lyft Working Toward Creating Autonomous Vehicle Ride-Sharing Network (computerworld.com)

Autonomous Hertz.

no pay, no way

On: Obama Rejects New Atlantic Ocean Oil Drilling (usatoday.com)

wait until another day.

offer/refuse

On: DOJ Threatens To Seize iOS Source Code (idownloadblog.com)

signature/brains

"It's unclear how typosquatters were able to....

On: Typosquatters Running .om Domain Scam To Push Mac Malware (threatpost.com)

no it's not.

put it on the internet

On: Code.org Hacked, Emails and Locations Data of Volunteers Compromised

put it out there. for everyone.

until it's not

On: Skype Co-Founder Launches End-To-End Encrypted 'Wire' App (reuters.com)

promises to attract who is "of interest" to Signals Intelligence.

...anyone can leverage our easy to use cloud-based

On: HPE's Haven OnDemand Offers 'Machine Learning As a Service' (adtmag.com)

( ________ ) fill in the blank

I-DED

On: GM Buys Driverless Software Startup Cruise Automation (thestack.com)

Intelligent Driving Explosive Device

let's go fishing with DARPA

On: DARPA Wants Ideas On Weaponizing Off-the-Shelf Tech (ieee.org)

for readily available materials which will be 'tracked' in the future. please submit your ideas so we can watch you, too.