User: turkeydance

resembles my prom

On: Parents Sue School After Pod Daughter Is Banned From Prom

and all who attended.

he's gone back in time

On: Madman: Proximity To Black Hole "Not a Big Deal"

"not a big deal" is the last millennium's "no problem".

the road goes on forever

On: Report: Facebook Tracks Visitors Who Have Opted Out, Violating EU Law

and the party never ends.

leeks, garlic, brass, wine and other ingredients

On: Thousand-Year-Old Eye Salve Kills MRSA

what a weekend!

did mine.

On: Poverty May Affect the Growth of Children's Brains

according to my wife.

oops!

On: Book Review: Future Crimes

didn't mean that, tomorrow.

still can't beat Kentucky

On: Secret Service Plans New Fence, Full Scale White House Replica, But No Moat

outside of Washington

guys will race ANYthing

On: At the Track With Formula E, the First e-Racing Series

this proves it. i'm playing the race card, here.

Do not believe anything

On: NASA Denies New Space Station Partnership With Russia

until it has been officially denied.

what a protection racket we weave

On: Nation's Biggest Nuclear Firm Makes a Play For Carbon Credit Cash

when first we practice to enceive.

Re:Dupe?

On: Material Made From Crustaceans Could Combat Battlefield Blood Loss

and Kofax STILL wouldn't pitch? oh, the humanity.

QuikClot and Celox

On: Material Made From Crustaceans Could Combat Battlefield Blood Loss

already do this...with the same ingredients. just don't be allergic to shellfish.

waste?

On: Measuring How Much "Standby Mode" Electricity For Game Consoles Will Cost You

less than Starbucks on Standby.

call it the Ukraine-2

On: Russia Wants To Work With NASA On a New Space Station

or something like that.

Re:definitions

On: Commercial Flamethrower Successfully Crowdfunded

here's the napalm site: http://throwflame.com/products...

is there an app for that?

On: Commercial Flamethrower Successfully Crowdfunded

there just has to be.

belief and faith

On: Dark Matter Is Even More of a Mystery Than Expected

yeah. that could work.

N4N?

On: Ellen Pao Loses Silicon Valley Gender Bias Case Against Kleiner Perkins

tech how?

introduce more STEM....?

On: Millennial Tech Workers Losing Ground In US

introduce them all....this ain't about work. it's about wages.

women/shehmen....robots will win in the end

On: Win Or Lose, Discrimination Suit Is Having an Effect On Silicon Valley

women...C Ya...guys, too.

Then again, if all was well why would they resist?

On: GAO Denied Access To Webb Telescope Workers By Northrop Grumman

if you're not doing anything wrong...fill in here...?

only a requirement to have a password

On: Generate Memorizable Passphrases That Even the NSA Can't Guess

is usually the only reason i have one. passwords are the inter-nets TSA.

ransomware instead of fake bomb threats?

On: NJ School District Hit With Ransomware-For-Bitcoins Scheme

used to get fake threats during exams. this ain't a fake.

homeowner fail

On: Comcast's Incompetence, Lack of Broadband May Force Developer To Sell Home

Comcast sucks, and the homeowner does as well. our work is done here.

what if NASA gets the wrong 4 meter-or-so boulder?

On: NASA's ARM Will Take a Boulder From an Asteroid and Put It In Lunar Orbit

you know, maybe the one the asteroid really, really likes.