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  1. Re:But tell me this ! on Breaking the Squid Barrier · · Score: 1

    Wow hivemind. Lukewebber you may be my lost twin.

  2. But tell me this ! on Breaking the Squid Barrier · · Score: 0, Redundant

    attach lasers to their frickin' heads?

  3. Same wolf different clothing on NASA Picks 5 Firms To Work On LEO Tech · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Billion dollar companies will buy up these small entities and we'll be back to $2billion launches in no time...

  4. You were supposed to be at nana's funeral on Blizzard Adds Timestamps To WoW Armory · · Score: 5, Funny

    but instead I see you got new epic shoulders. gratz.

  5. Find volcano, run $500,000 pipe of water near it on Massive Solar Updraft Towers Planned For Arizona · · Score: 3, Funny

    profit! Half mile high tower? Pffft

  6. Placebo effect is just fine thanks on New Research Suggests G-Spot Doesn't Exist · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anything that convinces a woman she can enjoy sex is a good thing. They have a hard enough time dealing with religious guilt / social mores.

  7. This could be really bad for men on Machine Translates Thoughts Into Speech · · Score: 4, Funny

    If my thoughts PORN HARDCORE PORN can be translated to text or speech by a machine BOOBS BIG BOOBS what is to stop our government from intruding?

  8. Lack of language = large memory storage on Scientists Postulate Extinct Hominid With 150 IQ · · Score: 1

    If they lacked the ability for language, then everything would have to be done by memory. Elephants have rudimentary language, and rely upon memory. Big is not always better.

  9. Never sacrifice proven infrastructure on AT&T Readying For the End of Analog Landlines · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This system has been built up over 100 years, the reality is they want to cut costs and force people to pay more for the same service they get for $29 a month.

  10. Typo, I know on Sir Patrick Stewart · · Score: 1

    I went to catholic school, so give a man some slack.

  11. I now dub thee night on Sir Patrick Stewart · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Make it so"
    Though we both know it's because he and the Queen both roll with the Earl Grey posse.

  12. Re:Feature Size on Scientists Create First Functional Molecular Transistor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I even hear it runs duke nukem forever.

  13. Benzene is a blast ! on Scientists Create First Functional Molecular Transistor · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now when they say "those games are killing your social life" it can be held as literal as well as figurative.

  14. Cash loss is better than trust lost on Citibank Denies Reported Breach Linked To Russian Gang · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cash is replenishable, trust is not as it has to be earned.

  15. Oxymoron anyone? cool... nerds on The US Economy Needs More "Cool" Nerds · · Score: 1

    Look at what this madness did to TechTV. Nerds are nerds. You're never going to make Z80 assembly seems sexy or cool.
    I doubt anyone on G4 can heat a burrito properly, let alone program in any computer language.

  16. Playstation 3 backwards compatibility and price on The 87 Lamest Moments In Tech, 2000-2009 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If anything it's too cheap" That didn't go over too well did it now.

  17. Lithium bomb on The First Robot To Cross the Atlantic Ocean Underwater · · Score: 1

    So one autonomous lithium bomb, coordinates for a harbor, and launch. Frightening really..

  18. Clearly this was chicory on DECAF Was Just a Stunt, Now Over · · Score: 1

    and not even cofee based in the first place...

  19. Re:Conveniently forgetting the details on Israeli Border Police Shoot US Student's Laptop · · Score: 3, Informative

    Standard OP for possible explosive device is most countries it to shoot it to prevent it from exploding. Usually a shotgun is used. It does not have enough force to detonate the device.

  20. Conveniently forgetting the details on Israeli Border Police Shoot US Student's Laptop · · Score: 4, Informative

    She had the following on herself -hand drawn map of downtown Jerusalem -Arabic stickers on laptop -"Fuck Star of David" pic on phone
    -passport stamps from Arab countries -various Arab publications -photos condemning Israeli military action in Gaza

  21. Re:So many extinction level events yet we linger on Yellowstone Supervolcano Larger Than First Thought · · Score: 1

    Oh man how badass, dinos in space...with lasers.

  22. Re:So many extinction level events yet we linger on Yellowstone Supervolcano Larger Than First Thought · · Score: 1

    Except the earth has a shelf life, and the expiration date is approaching.

  23. So many extinction level events yet we linger on Yellowstone Supervolcano Larger Than First Thought · · Score: 4, Insightful

    at the precipice of become spacefaring people. Mega volcano? Mega landslide in Hawaii? Defrosting Russian permafrost? Global warming? Comet? Meteor? Gamma ray burst? Solar flare?
    Pick one and we're screwed. Sadly all we care about it the latest trinket to amuse our monkey brains while we imagine we are safe from all danger. somehow. maybe.

  24. Re:Embargo fails. on Cuba Jails US Worker Handing Out Laptops, Cellphones · · Score: 1

    I am sure the American view of a free way of life means a corporate monopoly on the tourism industry, corporate corruption of the politicians to serve their needs, the creation of class inequality, and "servant" status for the natives like in most of the tropical destinations Americans go to. That's a pretty shitty freedom you're offering.

  25. Roland Emmerich on Mediterranean Might Have Filled In Months · · Score: 5, Funny

    just had an orgasm.